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[INST] It has a shocking amount of information, almost as much as a decent broker, I'd say [/INST] I thought you couldn't trade options on their website
[INST] I was going to sell at like 3:50, sit on that nice 45%. Then decided to keep it in for science. Edit: Xi bent he knee, in turn bending me over [/INST] just roll them down, I took profits and opened a new position at the same time
[INST] It probably isn't a good idea to eat that, but you know what they say: carpet diem. [/INST] You need more updoots.
[INST] Hope you cashed out while it was up. [/INST] Yep
[INST] I like all three of those companies. I know so many small merchants that use the square platform and it seems to be really innovative. [/INST] Because you like a company means the stock price will always go up in a given timeframe...
[INST] Dow 30k [/INST] Xi confirms he took out lifetime membership at Mar a Lago.
[INST] Because of the implication [/INST] The women you're gonna hurt?
[INST] Big difference between making 2.7k PER day vs A day [/INST] Make $2.7k a day...lose $5k the next...whos counting?
[INST] so calls are still being traded. how retarded is it to sell some? [/INST] Depends on the details. Good news is that there's almost certainly a price cap, so not the worst idea if you can get a good price.
[INST] I eat bags of dick dude no time for single servings [/INST] That’s the attitude I like to see
[INST] It wasn't really an all in it was 20 contracts for 50 cents a piece. I really didn't know they added Monday so I thought we'd expys were cheap for some reason. Sold for 10 cents when I saw the date. [/INST] You'd be rich now.
[INST] Holy shit I missed that it was 12 people. Dude got murdered by a whole neighborhood. [/INST] And his son watched the whole thing happen. Sad shit man.
[INST] There are lots of helpful posts on this subreddit. I'd argue, between the shenanigans and tom foolery, this sub has the most solid trading/investing advice of all similar subreddits. [/INST] Totally agree. You have to sort through a ton of shitty advice to get to that good advice, sure, but it's definitely there, and it's easily better than any of the other subs regarding trading.
[INST] Serious? Lol. [/INST] yes, ADT is way underpriced. They have 30% of the market, grow during economic downturn, and so on. Great $20 company on sale for under 10.
[INST] > sciences...history lol > sciences...economics LOOOOOOOOOOOL [/INST] the only real science is pure math xD ignoramuses xDDD!
[INST] It is I, **FAGLETOR!** [/INST] I am crying both because of losses and this comment. Jesus.
[INST] Pack it up boys, we don’t know shit apparently [/INST] Hes made more than all of us have combined. This guy got reverse losses of 11 dollars, unheard of round these parts.
[INST] could you please learn the difference between loose and lose you stupid fuck. it hurt my eyes reading your comment [/INST] What's a call?
[INST] It'll be okay. To the Moon right? [/INST] Nah it doesn't have battery range big enough to get to the moon.
[INST] https://www.google.com/search?q=martin+shkreli&client=firefox-b&dcr=0&tbm=isch&ei=XL7LWoWPC4e2gQaOiYWoAw&start=20&sa=N&gws_rd=cr [/INST] Smuggest smile in all the land.
[INST] its called thinkorswim brahski you can run real time simulations of trading days, minute by minute for the whole market [/INST] >minute by minute Yes, but sub-second historical data is not cheap though. Institutions pay hundred thousand plus for a data set, and are typically bound by agreements that say the exchange still owns it.
[INST] Lol so all in short E mini 500? [/INST] Trade it right after hours after downturns. Usually retraces
[INST] >75 >You've got a low double-digit chance of dying tomorrow You should've taken a stats class instead of sucking all that dick [/INST] no u
[INST] I’m not in the media and I respect the shit out of it. Probably a completely fabricated story but if like to think it’s true [/INST] Stormy Daniels as the first lady would be pretty sweet tbh. Compare her to that old hag Merkel from Germany
[INST] SDS. But infinitely easier to make money in a bull market. Fucker killed it. [/INST] You can be a bull in both directions. Buy puts, sell otm puts, allocate proceeds into the companies you want to own 10 years from now.
[INST] I’m not bugging. Hell I’ve been commenting all day on here while at work relaxed as I could be. It’s honestly not that much compared to my 401k and I’m still young. (In my early 20s) This was my yolo account and here I am. Jk Long $ROPE [/INST] What do you work as?
[INST] Nah, I check my horrible stocks for that thrill. [/INST] Come on guys...that was an amazing answer.
[INST] He can't understand compound interest if he doesn't first understand that the interest rate is annual [/INST] I think someone should DM him posing as someone from Vanguard and instruct him they over paid him on his earnings.
[INST] /s is for autists, typing 'iamverysmart' is autistic. [/INST] Wow, you really would fit in perfectly as a submission there...
[INST] Not bad. Come back soon then [/INST] Always, how else am I supposed to gain money then lose it immediately after?
[INST] SPY 250, got it. [/INST] I'm rock hard holding these puts
[INST] He had to do it to em [/INST] You know I had to off myself.
[INST] Take whatever you enjoy and want to do with your life. Seek a guidance counselor. [/INST] But counselors will just sign me up for some math and English classes for GE requirements. Maybe trying classes I'm interested is the better route? Reddit somewhat has helpful advice.
[INST] A covered Call is still bullish. You own the underlying stock that your selling the call against. [/INST] Having shares is irrelevant to the act of selling a call which, in and of itself, is bearish. Having it covered is more like a hedge against getting exercised.
[INST] This. Even simple shit. Got a job offer from a company not knowing anything about how one of their underlying technologies worked, and I flat out said, “sorry I don’t know how X works, as I have no experience with it”. She explained to me how it worked (quickly) and I rephrased it back showing I understood and she smiled. I was offered a job less than 24 hours later. [/INST] My mannnn.
[INST] Dude. If it goes to mid $12’s I’m gonna blow my load. I’ve got calls at $9.50,$10,$10.50 and $11.00. [/INST] It will get to mid-12s then go back to 8-9.
[INST] I bought amd at 9.96 AMA [/INST] Relevent username
[INST] What's a call? [/INST] wHaTs A cOmPuTeR?
[INST] Thanks bud, it used to be worse but I've taken measures to cut it back drinking more water and working out helped a lot [/INST] Good job
[INST] Nope. There are no ads, no spyware, no gay shit whatsoever. Check your network tab if you don't trust me. The JS is mostly jQuery so it will work on old ass browsers without me having to do a lot of work. [/INST] I'm so glad I don't have to work with jQuery at my job. It makes sense for a small page like this but mvc frameworks are so damn nice
[INST] Is it cool if I jerk off to your girls pic, bra? also maybe you can include some snapshots of your portfolio, gets me off real good. Dat nose candy got me on one. [/INST] Only if I can join ;)
[INST] Tendies* [/INST] Tomato, tomato.
[INST] *they'll turn him inside out* jeez... what a freaking visual. ick [/INST] which is why the mods need to pay for a professional grade lubricant.
[INST] No doubt they can make bank from just one person carrying a balance over month while still giving out freebies to ppl like me [/INST] All about that responsible life
[INST] Implying my calls have dropped 1% since AMD was 12 dollars. [/INST] Calls @$12? Good move
[INST] Lol thats good. I was feeling bad for you. How much did you start with? [/INST] $10,000.
[INST] Good call [/INST] I got out of my calls near the top. I should have gotten some puts during the afternoon. MSFT bounces between 88-92 constantly
[INST] Brass balls baby. [/INST] Lets go 4/20 squad. Either we stack tendies or get blue balled hard as fuck.
[INST] so talk me out of an iron condor? [/INST] You’re a retarded faggot and any play you going to make will fail because of that
[INST] Where you farming /u/Smegma_Farmer? Asking for me. [/INST] Unless your foreskin makes tendies I'm not farming nada
[INST] All rich assholes are cheap as fuck. Buffet is a shining example of this bullshit: > (Buffet) never spends more than $3.17 on breakfast, and he lives in the same house he bought for $31,500 in 1958 (or $260,000 in today's dollars). He is the god emperor of /PF. What a fucking loser. I never understand how anyone looks up to him. [/INST] lol i've always felt the same way about buffett.
[INST] The laffer curve is a simplistic way of looking at tax policy. The distinction between a progressive vs more flat tax basically throws the laffer curve out the window [/INST] A progressive tax just modifies the Laffer curve for each income bracket, but the overall principle of 'people don't work if you steal all their money' definitely holds true.
[INST] Why are you long the largest companies? Many of their top talent are gonna leave and start their own businesses with the new low tax rate, the FED is gonna keep hiking rates and unwinding its balance sheet, companies arent going to get anymore cheap debt to buy back their shares, they'll have to spend their capital acquiring all the new smaller companies that are gonna pop up to remain competitive, the deep state is going to crash the market to try to oust Trump, etc. [/INST] > the deep state is going to crash the market to try to oust Trump, etc. lol... Please get your untreated mental illness looked at, for your own sake.
[INST] We went over there to shitpost, we brought this on ourselves. [/INST] every post there is by definition a shit post
[INST] it works all the time, until it doesn't. I've straddled 2 days out every day since Easter weekend and there's so much volatility I've only had one negative day (and I was too cheap on Friday so my order didn't go through) [/INST] What's your expiry? I'm thinking 2-4 weeks out.
[INST] Someone finally believes in me. [/INST] If he really believed in you he would have called you a faggot or autistic or something.
[INST] No realistic counter argument to this, you win [/INST] Schwab makes you print out the papers and sign them and scan them back to enable options on your IRA. I never got around to it and now I have a full account of money.
[INST] Exactly. Skip two lunches and you're well over that return. Pathetic. BRB lunch [/INST] Don't trust this guy, he's from /r/Frugal and went to go eat cardboard in between his three jobs.
[INST] The quip about figuring out who wrote the contract is entirely unnecessary as option writers are assigned exercises differently depending on which firm they wrote it through. If you hold puts at rh just contact them about exercising it although with the trading halt they may not be able to comply until that has been lifted [/INST] Counter-party risk
[INST] What do you work as? [/INST] More specifically I work with robotics for the purpose of automation. I work inside of the? or one of the most profitable automotive plants in the world. I’m very fortunate to have my job but really anything in this field can net you a very comfortable income.
[INST] Glad to see someone in here that doesn't delude themselves with starmaps and planet alignments. [/INST] Bro. Have you seen the helm lines in fashion right now
[INST] Nope. [/INST] Worth a shot
[INST] What about the recall? [/INST] shit didn't see that. Its not too bad, more like a mini-recall.
[INST] You don't. [/INST] But you can use a crony for trading, right?
[INST] Hinge, just downloaded it actually. Already use it more than Tinder or Bumble. Looks like I'll be selling my Match shares soon. [/INST] Hinge >>> the rest
[INST] he hasn't. He just preached that China needs to be more open to be able to lead in the world. [/INST] And also announced lowering of tarriffs and boosting imports. So yeah... there's that too.
[INST] Question: why would this be a concern? It makes sense people that at the same company may just by chance buy the same stock, especially if it as popular as say... Apple. [/INST] Arbitrary rules from compliance. We also can't play fantasy football or any fantasy sports, use bovada, or gamble at all. If you're caught you're fired on the spot. I'm not sure how prevalent it is, because I never really tested it, but it was pretty widely known. A lot of book clubs popped up, though 🤔
[INST] We all survived the Great Depression of 4/9/18 [/INST] > We all Don't think so lol
[INST] It’s so stupid. I hope the market has an unprecedented rally tomorrow and all the faggots have puts. I want more lefty tears. [/INST] Protip: they never had money invested anyway. Links to portfolio screenshots should be included in people's flairs to at least see who has skin in the game. Everyone else should have a default flair of 'I have no money, disregard my advise'
[INST] I'll let the 1 future I got right now decide what's good or bad tomorrow! And I think you already know the answer. [/INST] Fucking hell, Trump won the trade war...... I have to say, I'm not usually a fan of Trump but I'm impressed.
[INST] Puts > 3x Bears > cash > filthy sloots > regular sloots > FDs. [/INST] I'm just gonna hold cash and throw it in the air. All 17 of my Washingtons.
[INST] Mr. Trump, no, President Trump, I cant handle this much winning. Reddit told me it was okay that I have a trade deficit with the grocery store. [/INST] So many people anti-Trump to the point that they convince themselves that massive trade deficit is good.
[INST] lol, except the trade deficit will skyrocket. Foreign investment in China is rightfully considered as Chinese products (vw car, iPhone etc.). China got more foreign investment (aka outsourced jobs). Trump saved his face. Trump supporters continue to get cucked. A best solution [/INST] Lol I like your fairy tale, you should write a novel.
[INST] I thought my calls were dead. Turns out I'm alive baby. Bull market all the way! [/INST] That's why I sold my puts 8 min to close, I been fucked one too many times. Back up we go I'll buy calls in the morn sell em by noon when we bomb north Korea or some shit.
[INST] Where is this indicator? [/INST] Can we make this a thing, just a big middle finger pointing to calls or puts?
[INST] The Xi announcement is just a distraction from the Cohen raid [/INST] Get this through your fucking small head - XI DOES NOT WORK FOR FUCKING TRUMP. He runs China, these are not fucking related.
[INST] be less poor [/INST] Tried it, more poor now. Send tendies.
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[INST] Wtf is it with ppl trading on RH with like 4% battery life left. Go get a Powerbank external battery lol. [/INST] Too much money
[INST] You got to have 100k in Merrill Edge for it to pay out like that. The 2% Fidelity Card is the real answer. Maybe the 3% card from Alliant Credit Union, but that's only good for one year. [/INST] yeah you should get 100k in merrill edge. free trades and no atm fees too
[INST] agree-with-me [/INST] Agreed
[INST] they really don't want to be bag holding US treasuries lol [/INST] Lol. Didn't think of this, but of course you're right.
[INST] Only if I can join ;) [/INST] On da nose candy or the circle jerky
[INST] Yup double cash is the shit. Especially since you can cash out rewards anytime. I have gotten about 1.3k back a year for the last three years I've had that card because I put literally everything possible on it except for Amazon purchases. [/INST] If by “anytime” you mean once your cash back is above $25 then yea you can cash out anytime.
[INST] I held my puts, wanted to sell at +50%, but am dumb, maybe. [/INST] How are those puts doing?
[INST] there’s minimal chance of profit. like 1% chance. the calls expire in a few days [/INST] He might come out with some minimal gains if we spike to 265-266 tomorrow or Wednesday but honestly he’s probably fucked unless Xi sucks Trump’s dick on national TV tomorrow.
[INST] This whole timeline has to be a prank [/INST] This timeline is stupid as fuck but damn if it isn't entertaining
[INST] Everything is going up except AMD because those cheap calls were too good to be true. Been trying to sell mine off for the last two days and have pretty much accepted that they're a whole train full of dumpster fires that has wrecked off a cliff, and somehow crushed the last bit of hope I had for them. The calls I YOLOed make it all better, so fuck AMD. [/INST] Oh I sold those cheap calls, lmk if you want more
[INST] Most companies just raise prices to balance out the credit card transaction fees. The people who get the dick are the guys paying cash since they are paying the credit card mark up without getting any of the benefits. [/INST] The people paying with cash or debit cards are definitely getting screwed properly, but passing on the cost doesn't do the business accepting the cards any favors either. The price you're selling stuff for is going to have an influence on the amount of stuff you sell.
[INST] May have more to do with Zuck making an idiot of himself in front of Congress. He's not the best public speaker... [/INST] https://youtu.be/2qGVVxaosDM
[INST] Charlie Sheen baby. [/INST] Donald Trump making the Chinese look like droopy eyed armless children
[INST] I just wanted to say big ting xinping [/INST] It’s Big ting Jinping you racist!
[INST] WTF happened today? I was up 4% midday and then went red. [/INST] FBI cucked ur gains with trump lawyer getting investigated
[INST] Ok I never give advise on this sub or on any other sub really because I don’t want to make the world even worse by making people more like me. But dude stop going to /r/theredpill. Whatever practical life advise you pick up from that place is going to be dwarfed by the misogyny and general human garbageness you’d pick up listening to those dumb virgins. Don’t make your mama even more disappointed in you than she already it. [/INST] Are there any big differences between red pill and MGTOW?
[INST] why does it suck short term? [/INST] Transmission recall or some shit
[INST] why do you need it in the bank? can't you use it to purchase incidentals? prepay some bills or something? [/INST] Really just because it's been sitting in a safety deposit box for a few years not collecting interest. I suppose I could pay cash and just let my paychecks build in the bank for a few months.
[INST] You mean the option to sell other people's liver. [/INST] How do I short this guys liver?
[INST] I made bacon if you catch my drift [/INST] She was oinkin from the boinkin
[INST] 4/13 SPY 300C [/INST] Man I'm holding June 300s from Jan... I might have a chance to live again.
[INST] You can have extra sweet and sour [/INST] I want that Mulan McNugget sauce!!