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If the index shits itself then even if the stock is holding up its gonna get dragged down
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What? |
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I think fail is too strong. They'll get a buy out and/or their selling of the lenses themselves will turnout profitable. If phone companies can start advertising 'with GoPro lens' come on, they'll kill it.
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agree theyll get bought out for a brand play. but tech wise ...nothing special. |
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Don't pity me. I've got WAAAAAAY more puts than calls on this.
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Oh. Well then lend me a few bucks. |
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I genuinely want to know what latestagecapitalism things of Stalinist Russia, Maos China, and other shitty communist regimes that have proven that socialism doesn’t work.
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That wasn’t *true* communism all those times |
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Nah fam you made that shit for attention and upvotes cause you love that dick dont lie to yourself
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aint nothing wrong with loving dick, just say no homo and u good bruh |
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*chink mate
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ho lee fuk |
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Not even the end of it, he made a return recently and the pump and dump became clearer..
Edit:But you have to understand, they are a profitable company.
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He's a 4.6 million ebita company. |
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You know what? If nothing else I'm glad he chose to get with the fuckery pre-market.
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The bar is so low Trump can dig 3 feet down and still be over it? |
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Thanks. I guess
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are you going to cook it like that guy and his sock? |
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10 business days is the max....I doubt they will unhalt and rehalt again to extend that. Most likely they just delist if the sec/NASDAQ don't get the info they want in that time frame
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Do they have to unhalt and halt again to extend it or can they just extend it?
I've heard 10 days max, but then I've heard of stocks getting halted with t12 and not opening for months.
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Maybe he thinks they are beneath him?? Also, what if he never fired them? Maybe they still work for him in the shadows, so the media shifts focus off of them?
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What if unicorns were made of cotton candy and farted butterflies? |
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Ur saved
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Dont speak to soon... |
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The only two friends I have who have made millions started wealthy. They literally attribute it to 'takes money to make money'.
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it really is true, like 95% percent of the time. |
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Incalculably profitable
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Cos everyone loves Reggae company |
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> And what if China wants political power more than financial gains?
To me this is the key difference between China and the US. Xi Jinping is consolidating power and appearing strong vs America will help him domestically.
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Nothing is going to hurt him more than slowing the already slowing Chinese economy. The current strength of Chinese leadership is entirely based upon their economic growth.
Being tough on America is a plus, but when people start getting laid off cause people are no longer buying their TD fidget spinners, lots of angry Chinese people will be in the streets/prisons. |
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But he recommended $MU before earnings when it was $60 and is now telling people to dump it, despite him saying that they had a good quarter
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Yeah, that’s the stuff that makes him retarded, not predictions in a month. I don’t think warren buffets retarded but Berkshires losing to the market if you just look at the past month |
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Our Lord and Savior provides us with godly DD yet again. Thanks Shkrel.
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When did he mention it? |
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However it is not an SEC suspension, it is a NASDAQ Halt.
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You guys are all forgetting about WINS... which was halted (and still is) for over a year now lolololol |
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He has no end game, that is why he eliminated TPP first, because he doesn't know anything other than conspiracy theories.
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Weren't there a lot of really bad/troubling regulations in the TPP? |
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It's a NASDAQ Halt, not an SEC suspension at this point. Also supposedly 10 days though, but can last longer.
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It’s an SEC halt... that’s why there was an asset freeze. When I asked RH, they said the SEC had halted trading and were waiting for more info. |
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You might want to check again. He said to buy 4/20.
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Whoops |
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Then... You are.... A ... Complete... Dumbass
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Right back at you |
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what was your total p/l before you stopped
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Depends on what period of time you look at |
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So buy both call and put at open. Close whatever fucked you within 30 mins..ride the other until lunch then switch.
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Yep, going to start doing this from now on whenever I try to scalp |
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So WFC calls r bad? They guy said it was a LOCK!
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I'm balls deep |
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maybe
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The 2nd, 4th, 5th, 9th, 27th, and 111th comment are lies. |
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It's fallen 10% in the last 1 month. You expect it will stay stable at this level?
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Well option are definitely priced for big moves after the drop. It's still just a bank. It wont stay volatily for long |
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How do you think Pfizer got the secret formula for Viagra? Not right now, it’s gaining back lost territories. The stock is going up. Why not go long for the short term? It’s not at the high just yet. I’m sure it’s all come crashing down eventually. If I know when, I’ll be rich by now lol
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Looks like I should have taken my own advice. |
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> damn dude...
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> I will include in a$$hole comments section - and - if this one has the votes it will go in the final.
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> jeez ..
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Implying there could be other types of comments on WSB? |
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They constantly deride Dave Ramsey's investment advice. Ramsey gets kickbacks from high fee mutual funds and recommends them absolutely.
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You have to be a real dumbass to follow any of his advice |
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I actually work with numbers for my job that let me lose 20k in the first place.
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soo.. your some type of drug lord? |
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Hard job is picking the one growing the fastest then leaving it before it implodes for the next one. Or just buy $MU and sacrifice some goats.
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Hard job is finding the next big one. |
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feels nice. I sold masterfully at today's low of $205. Was in my IRA so no taxes either
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Too bad i only started a portfolio after shkreli went to jail. Wish i had his advice.. gotta start somewhere though |
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Its wallstreetbets Its okay to let the autism all hang out here.
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theres not going to be much hanging out there after tonight |
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I know. Even taking that into account, it's pretty bad compared to what the market has done.
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Actually no, you can't really tell how well he performed either way unless you know what dates the different amounts he invested were. |
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But if the consensus is to do the opposite of the consensus...
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[bitch have you seen the fucking posters here](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8a7vtp/too_many_memes_and_bullshit/dwww9jf/) |
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Yeah, currently it is, i figure that 8% must've been when they had just been issued
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Yield to maturity stays constant, no? |
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They will expire. I think we should make requests to the SEC and prove we have no connections to the company.
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> They will expire.
Are you just talking out of your ass or do you have a reason to believe this? I have a lot of money riding on puts. |
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Got it so if I'm looking to sell quick if it's tanking or sky rocketing the out if reg cycle options would be a bad choice. Thanks for clarifying.
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On the mobile, you could probably get a good idea of liquidity based on the bid ask spread. If it’s crazy wide you’ll have a tougher time getting out late, most likely. Weeklies on AMZN and SPY or QQQ will be easier to trade. |
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Not about that. You don't let kids drive, not because you don't like them, but because they would hurt themselves and others. Same with voting. You're not helping young property-less people by giving them the right to vote. You'll end up hurting them, and everybody else. Too many young people take their voting privilege and start going to political rallies and embark on holy crusades of right and wrong. Not what they should be doing with their lives.
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But young people with property should do political rallies and embark on holy crusades of right and wrong? I don't quite understand your position. Do you think that people without property should not be distracted from earing money by giving them the option to spend time with politics? Or do you think that people without property have worse ideas of who policies should be implemented? |
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claim the expense as a charitable deduction
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More like disability expenses, |
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Idk. Are you also a sexy dumb faggot?
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Yes but without the sexy part. |
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Depression
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http://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8axsd6/response_to_the_guy_who_posted_his_93_loss_this/dx2imzq |
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* trading career.
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I hope you are taking profits. |
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Who approved me for options is the real question!
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.... was tempted to do options till I saw this... |
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It was me, I made it over the weekend.
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Who did this? Reveal yourself. |
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Looks like I still have $2000 left to yolo on.
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You can win it back, you got this buddy! |
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Just so you know I don't really believe this. People say the best way to get a question answered on the internet is to post something that's incorrect. I was hoping someone would spell out why it's bullshit.
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It is sort of an empty accusation against the SEC and NASDAQ without any evidence. There isn't even a good explanation of the motive. Who do you think option writers are, and why do you think the SEC and NASDAQ would want to conspire to help them?
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Okay cool. Still good that we didn’t enter the bad version
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You seem confused.
The rest of the world is moving on WITHOUT us. We're missing the boat. |
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There is no scenario in which holding gold somewhere other than literally in your house could be of much profit imho. I doh t the vaults will be running collection much when the viral outbreak occurs.
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But, hypothetically, if you did hold some gold literally in your house, where would you hide it? Please be specific. |
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For reference- lulzcakes has a pretty solid track record and has been around a while.
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And got jerked off by a guy named $Omer |
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It depends on the broker.
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You can’t short more than the total number of outstanding shares. Sounds like this person tried to pile on to an overcrowded trade. |
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Dead 💀
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> Dead
Hey I switched to a different API and it's working now. |
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Thots and prayers
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Tater tots and pudding |
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Fd?
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Faggy d |
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DAMM CANUCKS
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Still w/o a cup. Lol. US even has taken over Snow Mexico's national sport, ice soccer. |
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Wait, he said no fap. He never said no fuck.
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Yeah but he's on wsb while the markets are down so it was implied. |
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Yeah, because fuck poor people.
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Nothing stops them from being successful. |
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www.finviz.com has relative volumes next to the 3 indices. NASDAQ is trading at 1x normal volume while DOW/SP500 are trading aroud 0.5-0.6. That's what I use to quickly get a feel for overall market volume.
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Relative Volume = Current Volume / 3-month Average Volume
So the 3-month average volume is the baseline. FYI - for FinVis. |
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Honestly VGT owns over half the stocks wsb talks about, FAANG, MU, NVDA...
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more like 10% of each of these stocks is held by vanguard. |
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I'll take a picture.
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Don't forget to timestamp it. |
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Not sure if he understands compound interest or just has extremely low expectations
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He can't understand compound interest if he doesn't first understand that the interest rate is annual |
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Oh so savings accounts vary. I thought there was a standard (monthly, quarterly...)
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Yea, but the choices were 'less than 102,' 'Exactly $102,' and 'more than $102' so it didn't matter if it compounded more often than annually anyways. |
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Bro
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Dude |
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Yup. When it comes to basic stuff like this I shake my head.
At the same time, I think it's important to remember that we're all ignorant in a lot of ways. I don't fault someone like OP who is confused but curious about their returns. Way better than people who pretend to know what they're talking about, which I see a lot more in personal finance.
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All the money related subs are shit usually. I forget where, but on one of the money related subs (I think it was investing) I found a post called, “what do you think of Wall Street bets”
The best comment was “wsb is a bunch of idiots pretending to be retarded. This sub is a bunch of idiots pretending to be smart”
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https://imgur.com/cC2a6qk
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It probably isn't a good idea to eat that, but you know what they say: carpet diem. |
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searched for Schiff and lynch but couldnt find the post
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Are you looking for this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8aewyc/ep_345_trump_warns_investors_to_prepare_for_pain/
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We green bois
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get that honey!!
If you've guys have been following my spy stuff for a while:
https://www.tradingview.com/x/slkRmGlU/
here is the chart.
Looks like theres still room to dip further, that's probably going to be contingent on the tariff news and overreaction.
Just have free cash. |
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Buy the afternoon dip, sell the morning rip
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So short the morning rip and cover the afternoon dip? |
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It means that guy probably didn't get a college degree
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Still better returns than me probably |
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tl;dr 'It's not enough to just connect people, it's not enough to give people control of their information, it's about FD's you faggots. Who has calls, right?'
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getum. |
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Hey don’t rub that in
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Lmao - but to be fair, you did not specify |
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LOL. The FEC would never allow it. Not because its gambling, but that it would put the average jack offs ROI closer to 50%, reducing profits for market makers.
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Exactly. I'm busy buying otm calls at ask with a 2.50 spread. Buying at market price might ruin me. |
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I got banned for asking 'so you'd rather blame successful people rather than working hard for your money?'
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I got banned on the ' you deserve to be happy' post because I asked why someone is unhappy just because they don't make as much as the 0.00001% yet they can afford everything they want. |
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Yep. The deal is going to take months, though.
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so talk me out of an iron condor? |
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Sell. Now. Without thoughts. Take your earnings, and go on a vacation. Get hyped about something else, think about everything you can do with the money. This month I've made enough to pay off all my CC debt, my car, and take a trip to Spain. The feeling of pulling the money out is worth it. I promise, spy is going to fall again, maybe today, maybe tomorrow. But it will, before Wednesday. Don't say you weren't warned
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Update: I sold when You told me and bought some $259 4/13 puts... up another 50% |
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Spxl is the ticker
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I hate to break it to you, but that's a 3x leverage ETF not the SPX index. |
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> weird ass-time statement
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^(Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by )^[xkcd#37](https://xkcd.com/37)
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fuck you |
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This is the worst post I've ever seen
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What’s the best? |
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What I love about the this sub is that every single person here thinks they are some sort of genius that will be the outlier and make an easy million.
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it’s truly what makes this sub great. it takes an impressive lack of self awareness to think you’re going to be that one guy who beats the market. now excuse me while i go sell uncovered options while you losers buy index funds |
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This looks like paper trading
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yep def paper trading. |
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260, will probably sell them tomorrow pending after hours fuckery. Up 114% at the moment
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nice. I'm on Thursday FDs |
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Random walk my dude. Good luck though 👍
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Glad to see someone in here that doesn't delude themselves with starmaps and planet alignments. |
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You still have time broski
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I don’t have 20 grand in this account to lose in 1 day anymore. |
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Please could you tell me what app are you using in your post?
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Robinhood |
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Me too friend. Had calls all the way up. Sold them at 2pm, bought puts around 2:30 and sold right before close. Nice to have a good day instead of nonstop losses!
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I held my puts, wanted to sell at +50%, but am dumb, maybe. |
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Are you ready for your ban? Still under 160
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New number who dis? |
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it's investing 101, literally was the first piece of advice I read in the first book I read about the stock market lol
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Perfect analogy. Made me rethink bonds allocation. What book was that. |
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Well no I have the right to sell like you said. It's the broker that has to deal with that.
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How will you sell when there's no volume? |
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Tell that to the sweet earnings reports that domestic companies are putting out. The original TPP would've been bad for us, better that we didn't enter it. But by all means be a condescending dick, it's probably how you have fun during the day.
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Lol okay.
RemindMe! 10 years |
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What do you think the big fucking drop was?
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Yea, that was the joke |
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If the median income weren't 59k in the US, I'd tend to agree with you. But there are a ton of poor people and a few very rich people right now, and the divide in resources is getting worse. The inequality gap is exacerbating that
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You are right there is a ton of poor people but they are not poor because others are rich so the problem is not inequality it's something else. |
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Think about it though - 33.3~% chance dying directly due to smoking and 100% chance of looking cool. The risk is worth it.
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This checks out. If he can just bring back smoking in bowling alleys I will be happy. |
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Here ya go with a [potato quality](https://imgur.com/a/FuGlE) image set. Doesn’t show the actual trades but a summary ytd. Should suffice.
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Really committed to memes |
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Weren't there a lot of really bad/troubling regulations in the TPP?
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No, but there was paranoid conspiracy theories making people believe that bad troubling things could get added. The writers did have the intention of making patent law international which was controversial in some circles but well respected in a properly put together fashion by the experts. |
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I'm happy to pay 10% interest if I get 50k.
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More like ~1% per trading day so pretty easy to get fucked, especially if you can't cover. |
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Who did this? Reveal yourself.
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[it was Boxxy](https://twitter.com/off_by_1_error/status/977937321889853446) |
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