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[INST] So the guilty until proven innocent mentality, got it. I'm no fan of Trump, but until a case is revealed with evidence that proves without a doubt he's guilty, he's innocent. It's like people adjust our justice system when they really don't like someone. [/INST] No on is ever innocent only no guilty.
[INST] Ive got MSFT calls expiring this week. Strike of $92, down 77%. Im bullish for next week...am I still fucked even if MSFT gains? I'm retarded, have no idea what I'm doing, and don't understand Greeks. Edit: Just realized we talked before.Did you ever sell those AAPL? lol [/INST] Your option loses value the closer to expiry you are, thus forcing you to rely on the intrinsic value to profit.
[INST] Straddles/strangles etc don't actually require margin themselves so short answer is because investment rules are dumb. Long answer is that if you're doing more than buying basic calls and puts you are/should be selling shorts as part of any advanced trading strategy. You can make a straddle by just buying a call and put at the same strike, but you run execution risk if the price moves quick and you don't place them as market orders. [/INST] Thanks
[INST] Haha, I don't know man. Think I might just not look at the market for a week and then shit myself? Knowing my luck, this is a recession. I lost 5k when I bought calls at the top, last time, before that big 'correction' we had. [/INST] Why did you lose 5k from the last correction? If you had held strong you wouldn't have lost anything at all. Many stocks went on to record new highs. The same applies here.
[INST] Nothing to do with Netflix, just a similar service offered by a BIDU subsidiary in China. [/INST] From what I have gathered IQ is the only streaming service in China that has Netflix original content. Thus the comparison to Netflix.
[INST] 97% :D [/INST] That's why he said buy straddles. It seems counterintuitive to buy two opposing positions where one loses as the other wins (or at least loses faster than the other loses), but in your case, instead of always just buying the loser, go ahead and add on the inner too.
[INST] This, you can leverage 500x on forex so you can trade with 1.25 million, just set your stop loss at .2% or you’re fucked [/INST] Why? It’s not like they would kill you
[INST] how the fuck did you find that? [/INST] Internet
[INST] rh allows daytrading if you have over 25k [/INST] Everyone does. Duncan doesn't seem to have $25k in that particular account. He's going to have a lot less if he gets into some bad trades and isn't allowed to get out until the next day. Like what if he thought he was getting the bottom on fb Friday morning and couldn't sell until Monday morning? Shitty weekend, that's what.
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[INST] OMG so funny I laughed 10 hours! Have some more pats on the back from fellow millenial redditors. Meanwhile Robert Mercer, a guy with even more extreme views than me, is a co-CEO of Renaissance Technologies, the most successful quantitative hedge fund in history. What has this sub become? LateStageCapitalismLight? [/INST] you smell burnt toast?
[INST] 3 D's: dollars and double D's [/INST] No the 3 T’s.. Tendies, Titties, & Tush
[INST] Seriously [/INST] Seriouslmao
[INST] > I'm actually thinking of doing an 'autist's guide to the greeks' since there seems to be such an overwhelming interest in this thread. I'd read. I'm also looking for resources around on the net (or books) on the subject - do you recommend anything? [/INST] If you want to do it right, 'Options, futures, and other derivatives' by John Hull is basically the bible. There are also plenty of good websites that go into varying degrees of detail, depending on how autistic you are. Can't really recommend one in particular off the top of my head.
[INST] Hes trying to distract from the [Phone call and SMS collection story](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2018/3/25/17160944/facebook-call-history-sms-data-collection-android) that came out today. Theyve been doing it for years. He is so desperate. Buy puts. [/INST] Dudes fucked and he knows it. I expect the Facebook news to only get worse.
[INST] Domino's actually got better though. Whereas Zucky has no interest in actually changing anything, because then he would make less money. [/INST] Well he has probably kickstarted the inevitable regulation of facebook, and maybe all of social media, that fucking cuck. So less money no matter what, im guessing.
[INST] I don't need it to live but I'd like to have the funds to buy in at a lower price to offset any potential losses in my brokerage account. [/INST] it looks like you want to actively trade a 401k.... all for a potential scalp of a few % points...unless a market crash happens, this is a dumb move. period. If you are telling yourself 'I believe we are going to drop another 10%+ points , possibly a full on crash' - then go right ahead and sell it all and wait to buy the dip.
[INST] This reply didn't age well. [/INST] Yikes AAPL down 3% whereas FB is down 10% both got fucked i guess still long AAPL for 2018
[INST] Bot, most of your articles have little to do with the story I just posted. For fucks sake. [/INST] It kind of does actually. The news titles show how loyal Mnuchin is towards Trump and that him being 'hopeful' of a truce, actually means that its probably on the grounds of expecting China to concede on a term that that is not in their best interest. Something that is extremely unlikely for the Chinese to do.
[INST] “Playboy billionaire sleeps around with porn stars and acted like a playboy billionaire” Why is this even news? Does anyone actually care? Does this surprise anyone? [/INST] Can’t echo this enough! Who is surprised? Why is this news, and moreover who cares? (Except, perhaps the Trump family, though they shouldn’t be surprised either.)
[INST] Thanks for the useless response, fag :). [/INST] I'm a rich fag, tho. I can solve all your money troubles for a few weekends on your lubed up butthole.
[INST] What do you mean? That is my preferred content [/INST] The end of 2016 was a goldmine for weird porno parodying Trump and Clinton.
[INST] MY HEDGES NEED TO BE HEDGED I HATE OPTIONS [/INST] I have a hedgehog 🦔 so I'm good 👌🏻
[INST] Short it. Lose a few billion. Close my position. [/INST] oh hey Bill
[INST] Thx brobro [/INST] Just got it! Took 5 days after my strongly worded email. It looks like they gave me advanced tier, spreads are available.
[INST] that'sthejoke.gif [/INST] Thehighrezversionisspeltcorrectlywhichisnotthejokewichisthejoke.jpg
[INST] Is this near the Wilson Red Line stop in Chicago? [/INST] No it’s in Hoboken NJ.
[INST] The equivalent of like $8 I think. But in my town it’s all about the Burger King [/INST] Is it open late? Like after the bars?
[INST] P [/INST] Goodbye
[INST] Trump is? [/INST] Well, yes but really the whole thing lol.
[INST] Sounds like a pretty good business model to me. [/INST] Also they just put all this stuff in the terms and conditions that no one reads, so it's all totally legal
[INST] Bond market matters now that the fed is taking its thumb off the scale numnuts [/INST] LOL bonds
[INST] Inb4 China not having any of that shit and trump doubles down on the threat. [/INST] They are going to buy more semi conductors from the US to help the US/China trade deficit.
[INST] Ya I'm still on there trying to balance my losses [/INST] a dollar is a dollar
[INST] Time will tell [/INST] Big if true!
[INST] Calling something the ‘snottiest’ is kinda ridiculous, Marty. Nobody uses that term. [/INST] I’m trying to expand my vocabulary
[INST] Turn your screen upside down before you go to bed. [/INST] And assume red is up and green is down
[INST] Tis what I've been waiting for. I'm going to be rich after this next recession, mark my fuckin words. [/INST] Same here. I watched 2008 from the sidelines; this time, I'm buying in.
[INST] Wear a rubber before taking the plunge? [/INST] Unless it's with a porn star, then just go balls out high risk rush.
[INST] Okay, so does the fact that your strategy is substantially similar to one that has a *name* tell you something about its viability? [/INST] Gotcha. All in
[INST] /ES provides liquidity, volume, and leverage. 18 Billion a day is traded in SPY while 118 Billion a day is traded in /ES [/INST] And if you have less than 25k there's no day trading hit with ES like there is with SPY.
[INST] Bottom confirmed. [/INST] lol no still diving
[INST] Immmmmmm reaaaddyyyyyyyyy! Small cap opioids bio techs? Let’s play with fire [/INST] $ATXI?
[INST] And now you jinxed the market! ... :-/ [/INST] smh doesn't even make sense.
[INST] A fool and his money is soon parted if you think the Rockets can beat the Warriors in the playoffs. [/INST] Stick to losing your money on options. It's less obvious when you make stupid bets based on past history rather than future valuations.
[INST] There's nothing better than sweet MILF love [/INST] yes she loved him dearly, up til the end.
[INST] Decent article, im looking into it. [/INST] what did u find boi
[INST] cawrring [/INST] that's fried rice, you plick!
[INST] You mean the xjo? Or the all ords? [/INST] Do investors take positions in the xjo like American investors do the dowj? If that’s the case- buying into an etf that takes multiple positions in securities within the xjo index makes more sense?
[INST] Have you heard of SUNEQ? [/INST] Ya, that was my first loss as an early investor. I remember it all too well.
[INST] Thoughts and prayers. I once went 3 days without fapping and I want to kill myself. Can’t even imagine how you feel right now. Wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy [/INST] I feel fine for the most part, since my personal record was 16 days
[INST] No - Invest in Vietnamese and Laos businesses. India is over. China is over and has funky financials. [/INST] no, china is just starting, but you're a retail investor, so you can't actually do anything there just follow xi for tips
[INST] WSB has been saying this for over a year. Hasn't happened. [/INST] 52w high is 15.65 tho
[INST] Do not do this. If you want a FB call, get a longer expiration Actually, go ahead and post the results [/INST] And on top of that, it’s a short trading week.
[INST] Proof or ban [/INST] https://imgur.com/a/V7kPW
[INST] Take that money and yolo on $120 strike Disney 2020 calls [/INST] Rofl idk man, they haven't been so magical to me the last 3 years lol
[INST] [Sadly no.](https://theweeflea.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/1f921f8f-5541-43cf-867b-3cf7d6a1448d.jpg?w=640) [/INST] Hey! You better watch xirself! That's a micro-aggression!
[INST] Fuckbook [/INST] Cuckbook
[INST] properties as an investment are retarded, this is WSB, take that money and go all in calls [/INST] Ya, c'mon dude. Like props on being rich, but if it's not a yacht or stocks you're making us look good. Please stop.
[INST] Puts on FB, im fine. [/INST] Same
[INST] Congrats. You literally picked the worst possible thing (besides maybe GE/AMD) [/INST] Amd might not be a bad buy if you don't mind holding. It will hit 13 or 14 again before crashing to 10.
[INST] Not when you're in. No. But when you out. I get an extra 2 paychecks a month on the 1st compared to the usual middle class job. [/INST] You have to stay in for 20 years for those tendies.
[INST] I learn from the best. Is beginners luck a thing? Big if true [/INST] Yes, but you probably won't take your profits and end up getting fucked.
[INST] The green layer is where you average down. [/INST] If you ask me, the guac is the real reward
[INST] Wow the Russian d_t bots don't even try to hide their origins anymore [/INST] The Russians are coming the Russians are coming!
[INST] Did you read what he wrote in the post? [/INST] Shhhh lets wait for a TIFU post
[INST] How about that, you’d only be down 99% if you bought this last year. [/INST] At the current price you'd own the same percentage that 8.7 BILLION dollars of shares would have held at it's peak with just 1 share.
[INST] I prefer the Perdue ones personally [/INST] That’s just wrong.
[INST] These puts are down another 40 percent today yo [/INST] lmfao kill me
[INST] Yeah it’s almost more profitable to buy shares and then lend them out to shorters since the fee rate is so high [/INST] Isn't the fee rate yearly? 175% comes out to 14.5% per month. And it went down more than that today.
[INST] Buy a 100 shares every time you masturbate [/INST] That's gonna be alot of shares
[INST] RIP [/INST] From +450% to -96% What a day.
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[INST] Options? [/INST] yep
[INST] wtf is this real advice on WSB? now I've seen everything. [/INST] Every once in awhile people post good DD
[INST] Just got it! Took 5 days after my strongly worded email. It looks like they gave me advanced tier, spreads are available. [/INST] What did you say?!
[INST] I'm long may 18 calls with a $50 strike. [/INST] I picked up 6/15 $50 calls today.
[INST] I figured insiders would try to liquidate this asap. or possibly hold onto shares tomorrow for a nice pump/bull trap, then sell off on 4/2 [/INST] Why 4/2?
[INST] >illeterate [/INST] > illeterate
[INST] Or anything on Friday, sell though cause the reversal is getting reveresed [/INST] AMEN!
[INST] I gave my son a single marshmallow from a lucky charms box and got to turn off Mickey Roadster Racers without him crying this morning. Trade war won son. Now my secret is out, General Mills (GIS) to the moon! You heard it here first. [/INST] You gave him a lucky charm and he did what you asked? How do we know this isn't luck? You need a greater sample size, otherwise this DD is hogwash.
[INST] Just switched back to myspace. This shits going to a buck. [/INST] SNAP will buy them.
[INST] Looks like you got your miracle for now hehe. Congrats! [/INST] Yep. Took my profits while I could. Did not expect this EOD rally. But I made a decent bit so Im not complaining
[INST] Goodbye [/INST] Listen here you little shit.
[INST] what does this comment say [/INST] I'm a faggot.
[INST] I need to learn how to figure that kind of information. [/INST] I just let other people here tell me what to buy.
[INST] Exactly the news media is punishing facebook for allowing a 3rd party on it's platform that did business with a company that did business with a company that did business once with a guy on Trump's campaign team. This is the absolute state of Trump derangement syndrome. [/INST] I honestly hate Trump but the media coverage of him is retarded ~~sometimes~~ always.
[INST] That's MR. Jones to you [/INST] okie dokey Mr. Jones.
[INST] smh doesn't even make sense. [/INST] He works in mysterious ways Above all the chaos, there's order After the fire, He restores At the end of the pain, His promise remains 🙏
[INST] Do investors take positions in the xjo like American investors do the dowj? If that’s the case- buying into an etf that takes multiple positions in securities within the xjo index makes more sense? [/INST] Oh I just buy index options on the xjo, cash settled so no fucking around with exersising. They're European style so you're banking on being itm on expiry. Or you're bust lol. Or sell them if you're up/down and still have time value, etc.
[INST] Thanks captain hindsight, must have missed your call for one of the best single day rallies in recent history. [/INST] You said 'judging by this morning' when futures were up 1.5%, don't get cute with me when you're the one being retarded.
[INST] Did you see this one last week? https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/976765417908776963 Somehow he can always push the boundary of what is acceptable presidential tweeting father. i thought nothing would top the north korean nuclear button. [/INST] “Acceptable presidential tweeting” is the lamest shit I’ve had to read all day. Before Twitter there was even better bantz from presidents that would make you reconsider what “being presidential” implies.
[INST] Sarcasm or flair [/INST] Lol yeah I mean time decay will eat at the value and they may just expire worthless. I’m guessing this guy have a big account and these are just plunge protection.
[INST] Could you clarify? Are you saying that I should buy later dates? What is the advantage? Also what is the ticker for Greeks? [/INST] the shorter the expiration, the harder they move up or down because less time to get there. further out = safer.
[INST] You sound like me.... No clue how, but when I get access I'm doing it [/INST] I got access. I did it. It worked out. I'll learn from here
[INST] And now China is saying they'll buy more semi's because of the tariffs. Sounds like a win to me. [/INST] And now Americans will pay more taxes. Because tariffs are taxes that are ultimately paid by Americans. If you wouldn't cheer for higher sales taxes, you shouldn't cheer for tariffs. They're dumb leftist garbage, and a great way to differentiate between sane conservatives, and cucked cult members.
[INST] For fucks sake. How long have you been saving that for? [/INST] AT LEAST 3 TENDIE MICROWAVE TIMES
[INST] Not gunna lie, ABC pants are life. [/INST] Seconded. Wear them every day
[INST] I bought in at $93 today and plan to go long. We shall see what happens. cc: /u/PesoCEO22, am I fucked? [/INST] I dont think its going to tank but the guy said he's bullish that 90 (lmao) or 90% chance of it going back up. So youre safe
[INST] Yep, don't have to like Trump to profit from media hysteria [/INST] I bet Trump had puts on Facebook.