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[INST] Can’t find the symbol :( [/INST] It's on the Stalk market
[INST] money never sleeps bruh [/INST] With options? It sleeps from 4 PM to 9:30 AM -- and on weekends? Ugh. Fucking lazy as fuck.
[INST] I'll see what I can do. I'll post on here once the details are ready [/INST] The opposite of a cam girl
[INST] I'm short this company from 35.5 and I'm probably going to have to sell my house [/INST] You short with options or equity? I'm probably going to average up my options strikes slowly, but maintaining an equity short position must be a bitch. If it makes you feel any better, you're like that one smart dude in the Big Short who saw the housing crisis coming way before anyone else, but basically couldn't afford the premiums and ended up getting fucked harder than everyone else (you're good tho).
[INST] The old bleed out of theta hoping for pop and volatility gamble, gl [/INST] Fucked me 4 times last year.
[INST] We're not even there yet. This is just on the tariffs themselves, wait until China says what they'll retaliate against. Get out of farm and ag. [/INST] China loves American Beef. You're dreaming
[INST] Especially cause it’s been shown that if you don’t wack off you’re greatly increasing your chances of prostate cancer : http://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-28381600377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up [/INST] thx Mr. Penis Doctor
[INST] Lmfao down day memes are the best [/INST] trump declared trade war just for the memes
[INST] Just because Donald Trump is a fucking idiot doesn't mean democrats moving closer and closer to socialism is good for business. [/INST] Markets like stability, the current administration is fucking starting shit with every other country. If the dems can bring stability to the market I’ll bend over and let them fuck me raw.
[INST] Is that you dad? [/INST] Hahaha
[INST] Lmao. You really belong here [/INST] yeah, can't stand /r stocks. those faggots brag about 20% yearly returns.
[INST] 20 here @ 44.84 [/INST] 140 at $10.67. Sold some yesterday to protect my position because I felt a drop coming on today. Now at 100. edit: had an stray zero
[INST] Be liberal by age 20 or you’ll have no friends. Be conservative by age 30 or you’ll have no money. [/INST] wisdom truly does come with age
[INST] I rarely use dropbox. Google drive and Microsoft’s onedrive are so much easier because I already have accounts with them [/INST] Agreed... really don't know where DropBox is getting money from.
[INST] Only if you learn from this. Trading options is not for the faint of heart. My first options trades were on Wal-Mart and SPY calls. Went YOLO, lost $6,000 (-90%) across two accounts. I had a anxiety attack and thought i was literally having a heart attack. [/INST] So what did u do this time?
[INST] how long ago did you plan to make this joke? [/INST] I imagine he got to bed by 3, 3:30.
[INST] You dead? [/INST] Lol no. Took a small hit. I’ve had way worse and developed a thick skin. Still holding. I’ll salvage my calls next week.
[INST] I did exactly that... exactly yesterday... [/INST] Do you remember yesterday?
[INST] The real time streaming news on ThinkorSwim. @ 4:01 $2.67 @ 4:03 $2.82 [/INST] Probably something a bot misread because diluted eps was $2.67
[INST] Jumping kid as he's getting loaded into the ambulance: 'did you at least get that cool roof angle on film so I can post it to Instagram?' Roof kid: 'uhhhh nah I was accidentally texting that girl from algebra that you told me that you liked about 2 seconds before you jumped off the roof when you also disclosed that this whole jumping stunt was solely to impress her.' Jumping kid: 'I banged your mom, kevin' [/INST] Classic jumping kid
[INST] Aw how about my spxl 48 call? [/INST] Depends on expiry. I’m not sure about triple leverage but same deal, if it’s far enough out and Trump doesn’t say shit, and US allies don’t slap retaliatory tariffs...
[INST] What you selling the marketplace is the best platform.....? [/INST] Sold a scooter a couple of weeks ago, got no replies on craigslist but sold it on FB in 2 days
[INST] sounds like you're new to this. [/INST] Lol we say it every time but it is still to scary to sell naked calls against it
[INST] Rip options. This is why I never do straddles unles they r naked on sue bae [/INST] Feeling good about writing covered 65 calls and cash-secured 55 puts rn
[INST] Conservatives supply short and fast economic gains followed by huge hangovers. [/INST] Dum dum dum dum
[INST] N [/INST] Goodbye
[INST] You don't even need a gun really, bring a backpack and just hand any bank teller a post it that says: 'This is a robbery. Put all the cash you can in this bag.' You'll make about $5000 in a couple minutes [/INST] Just say 'you've been trained for this i need you to count out $10,000 in $100 bills place it in an envelope and hand it to me... ...quickly' Then if you get caught just say you asked for money and they gave it to you no robbery charges.
[INST] Wendys if fucking fire, idk what you smokin. [/INST] Freckled Bitches all day
[INST] Send nudes [/INST] Huffer nudes when?
[INST] I agree, but this market doesn't seem to care. You either crush expectations or you get a post earnings sell-off [/INST] They would have crushed if they didn’t raise guidance
[INST] Except APRN was fucked from the start, they have a product that can easily replicated and has been. Dropbox is a little harder to replicate plus is more of a loyalty product. Don't get me wrong, they're still fucked but I think it's going to be more of a slow burn. [/INST] It's been replicated
[INST] Lol, you don’t have an IRA [/INST] :'(
[INST] Cardiopulmonary resuscitation, for his heart attacks. OP probably still YOLOs, but with knowing CPR, heart attacks won't be so bad. [/INST] Lool! I really want him to answer though. We are going to have more bloody days this year. We need to be ready.
[INST] Communist [/INST] Fuck I cant take any more
[INST] You gonna see it tomorrow too bitch. [/INST] your gonna see it for the rest of your life.
[INST] I dunno, selling strangles seems kind of dangerous. [/INST] Yeah it is, I only do it on indices and decide on a max loss to exit the trade at if it goes against me. Still run the risk of getting fucked by some black swan event but this is WSB after all.
[INST] your nuts [/INST] His nuts
[INST] No [/INST] [:-(](https://i.imgur.com/TcgrX47.jpg)
[INST] This is funny because I also grabbed your balls watching this [/INST] Keep your socks on boys lets not get carried away
[INST] oh so you don't believe in free market economics. commie [/INST] D U M P I N G
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[INST] I can tell I belong here because when I saw your option buying power I said 'oh my god this guy is all in MU... good for him' [/INST] I hope it’s good for me, underwhelming guidance and tariff concerns making this look real ugly
[INST] I’m just a naked short of a few thousand shares. There’s no reason for it to stay up [/INST] Good luck, I agree with the position but I'm not gonna risk getting called with a moronic market
[INST] trump declared trade war just for the memes [/INST] Pepe pls.
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[INST] Problem is a huge portion of their revenue comes from 3rd party sellers moving China's product. That's a big portion of their profitability with the fees they collect on that. AWS and 3rd party sellers were the catalysts that move AMZN over $500. [/INST] I agree with you there but they're still the go to marketplace regardless of rising incremental costs. They're not recession proof but retail is already much more precarious and if shit goes sideways people are still going to have to buy stuff.
[INST] You can lose 95% of that 95%, we all know percents are the only thing that matters [/INST] How many percentage points is a meal?
[INST] this guy knows whats up but today was more than just tech down thursday [/INST] Tech Thursday, Trump Thursday. Wednesday is for puts apparently
[INST] And they do this because of...? [/INST] In my opinion? fear, lack of post HS education, lack of understanding of economics/politics, gullible--believes it when blame is directed someplace.
[INST] Indeed [/INST] Lord i hope😩 i have puts for next week
[INST] Well I've got too much in MU puts for anything good to happen there so you're probably safe. Alternately, sell OTM calls. [/INST] My calls beg to differ.
[INST] Anyone smell WW3 in the air? [/INST] good lets lose these areas this time https://imgur.com/BJ2RWIA
[INST] Fag guy? [/INST] Atrophied blueberry boy.
[INST] Rice comes from Australia. [/INST] No, you’re thinking of roice
[INST] Nice [/INST] nice
[INST] and a freak in the sheets? [/INST] So it's that time of the month then?
[INST] It was a joke.. [/INST] Your mother was the joke.
[INST] ouch [/INST] owie
[INST] This is actually true, there are Asians all over Africa right now. They're super tight with African governments which can produce food much cheaper than America. [/INST] Jamaica too (source, I spent 8 yrs there on two yr visas off and on they the yrs growing up)
[INST] Does Trump read from right to left? That could explain a few things. [/INST] What exactly do you mean by 'read'?
[INST] Volocost [/INST] I like it...
[INST] My dick [/INST] pics or it didnt happen
[INST] IF we cross we MIGHT head down [/INST] if we cross it’d be a good buying opportunity just like Feb
[INST] Oh fuck you're right, Indias and Mexicos slaves are much too rich for America. Thanks for the advice, if anyone knows what makes a good cock sucker it would be your moms son. [/INST] The Mexico that chester the cheetah wants to build a wall and have them pay for it? That Mexico?
[INST] How much for tendies though? [/INST] standard tree fiddy
[INST] They are noncompliant. RIP [/INST] What happens now?
[INST] should i short these memes [/INST] ask the experts on /r/MemeEconomy
[INST] It's been replicated [/INST] It's been replicated but that's proved to not be enough considering it was replicated long ago and they're still here.
[INST] $GTFO [/INST] No u
[INST] But the HIV.... [/INST] You can only catch it once!
[INST] I know! I ❤️ it thnx mods 😘 [/INST] I want a flair so bad
[INST] Why aren't you all in $AOI? [/INST] Mostly because it's a US tobacco company. But I'm obviously missing something if it's rallying after the senate vote. You tell me.
[INST] I like things cheap. If A and B are the same, yet A is 10% cheaper, you’d be an idiot to buy B. [/INST] A is made by slaves, B is made by your local neighborhood business. Is there really no value in supporting your local communities?
[INST] It’s not done correcting Asian markets are down 4% right now. [/INST] Asian markets tend to follow Europe and the US, don't they?
[INST] No way. Withdraw your accounts and hoard cash. Bury that shit like the degenerate pirate you are [/INST] What if I just hoarde it in stock in Robinhood? When I texted it our my bank account it just looks like I'm paying a company
[INST] Wait bro, send me your money before you pull that trigger. [/INST] https://youtu.be/CEeqCbEFIJw
[INST] I panic bought 162.5 puts so it worked out okay [/INST] ???? Wtf??
[INST] Short Cocoa Puffs? [/INST] Milky milky coco puffs?
[INST] There is. It's called a non-profit organization to help the homeless. You take the donations and pay for yourself first. After that you give the rest of the 10 cents per dollar that you have received to homeless people. [/INST] But that sounds like work
[INST] oogha boogha [/INST] I'm in. Guaranteed to lose money since I found it here
[INST] I only hope that Marty used his remaining money to buy a nice soft velvety rope to hang himself with. [/INST] Why? I’m fine, nothing expiring until July. I held b/t $37-42 for months, $55 ain’t sheet
[INST] merit based = 'white skin color' in your feeble racist mind? Is that what they taught you at your KKK meetings? [/INST] I dunno, but Stalin_9000 might not be the best username to argue this point.
[INST] But I hate when they said ‘we are nervous’ [/INST] At least they admit it. Anyone with a price target under $100 is nervous
[INST] how? did you fucking buy at $63 lmao? its up god damn 40%+ in a month jackass. [/INST] You’re always mad
[INST] I'm buying Cadbury Creme eggs [/INST] It’ll be my last supper
[INST] That is of course a misleading headline Schumer was offering 1.6 billion Trump wanted in an appropriations bill not the wall. What a mealy mouthed thing to say. 'The Wall' was never on the table. [/INST] Just lefty spin
[INST] I keep seeing banks put out statements this morning calling it overweight. Any idea why? [/INST] Earnings are increasing when they were expecting them to decrease. That enough?
[INST] Exactly [/INST] Technically she has eggs. Balls look like eggs.
[INST] Yea started a small position at $2/share and averaged up to $7, my cost basis is $5/share if you count the premium I’ve collected. I’m keeping my eyes on Jan19 $70, going for about $2 atm $70 would be nuts [/INST] I honestly don’t see them hitting $70 but maybe sell like 10 or 15 contracts. Don’t risk all of your position. I know I would, buy only got 500 shares. How do you feel about current prices? Been holding onto cash to see if weed touches low 20s again, but been staying above 30 for quite some time now.
[INST] sounds like 99% of the sub. [/INST] I AM SO ORIGINAL
[INST] I am not surprised lol. It’s still beloved by most degenerators here. [/INST] >*Degenerators*
[INST] Here's a good example: https://www.otcmarkets.com/stock/LHHMQ/quote Lehman Brothers Holdings still trades OTC (Note that this is their preferred stock) [/INST] Preferred stock...for wiping their ass with
[INST] ELI5 [/INST] Buy OTM puts by partially financing it with selling even-farther-OTM puts. Reduces the cost of your play and caps your gain at the difference between the two.
[INST] oh sweet child - you'll learn with time. [/INST] Hey, just wondering what to call whats happening... I know you said its not a sell off but everythings being sold.. off.... def not because if trade war fears tho.
[INST] It's the softest and easiest way in. I've seen vultures eating cattle and that's how they do it, they go straight in the ass with those long necks. [Relevant National Geographic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lxNxoOv4Zk) [/INST] [This whore loves anal.](https://i.imgur.com/YAwsRcp.png) And weed, by the look of those red eyes.
[INST] Nothing of importance [/INST] My mom tells me that all the time.
[INST] Would it come with free Gold subscription? [/INST] Instead of a dividend you get 1 free week of premium.
[INST] So, I'm on Robinhood and haven't gotten options yet. What platform do you recommend for starting to trade options? I've heard Tastyworks is good. [/INST] I can't really speak about any other platforms, I use Fidelity only. But then again, I don't trade as often as the guys here, I only use options to establish or exit medium to long term positions.
[INST] Is it even possible to cash in on this? Unless it literally goes to zero the premium on puts make it essentially impossible to have a move besides sit back and watch. [/INST] The options definitely aren't cheap, but for a company worth $8/share on a good day, there is still a large amount of potential profit. However, options premiums are increasing rapidly as this turns into more of a shitshow.
[INST] Atrophied blueberry boy. [/INST] Good one