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[INST] 6 months late: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY [/INST] I didn't just say it, I declared it
[INST] Psst, they trying to shake all the weak hands. I am holding until I die !! [/INST] Seems like kind of a waste to hold it until you're dead
[INST] Of your portfolio? Roughly 95% [/INST] Which would be a completely unrelated percentage in a different portfolio. The meal price will stay the same, however, and will be a dollar amount rather than a useful percentage amount. 95% to me means nothing compared to 95% for Warren Buffett.
[INST] 'Long Alaska wilderness.' Not if global warming has anything to do with it More like long the Doomsday prepper industry [/INST] Long RGR and Ramen.
[INST] I think his cost basis is < $300k, so I suspect he already took some profits. [/INST] I thought he was only planning to sell his April calls but then he also posted that he rolled into new positions. And I remember him selling ~$500k of MU stock and buying MU calls but I don’t know what his cost basis was on the original stock.
[INST] I'd rather not. I'll take pence at this point. At least that mother fucker can keep his mouth shut and let a good thing ride. [/INST] He can also probably read, which is a good qualification to have as the president
[INST] read the fucking op man jesus [/INST] You can't tell Jesus what to do.
[INST] > waiting for an entry They are at all-time highs and going parabolic. What other entry do you want for puts? They're going to be crazy expensive until they're not, at which point you've missed the peak and risk accidentally actually catching the falling knife by its handle. [/INST] Isn't that the best way to catch a falling knife?
[INST] OP recommended $35 Sep18, which trade around $10 right now So you're betting $1k with a maximum profit of $2.5k (if it gets delisted/drops to $0) in the next 180 days. Yeah, thanks for the DD, but I'm not taking that bet. EDIT: Fuck it, I bought 1 contract. This is wallstreet bets, not wallstreet sure-things. I still think it's a slightly autistic bet. [/INST] Your logic was flawless right up there until the end.
[INST] I’d be interested to know how much of it is conscious reaction vs the brain just doing fuck all in its last moments alive. The nervous system is weird yo [/INST] I saw a video of a guy getting beheaded. When the executioner held his head after, the decapitated dude's eyes moved and looked at the blade that killed him. He was prolly alive for like 3 seconds.
[INST] This is incorrect [/INST] I perused some of the sec filings. Venkata Meenavalli - 42.15 m Stampede Capital Limited - 27.5 m Ratakonda Vivek Kumar - 50,100 Lingaurthy Gaddi - 50,100 Brings it to 69.7m owned by these dudes out of 76.54 m total. Floats around 6.84 m or 9% by these numbers. Who am I missing?
[INST] Because it is [/INST] Oh here we go. Antelopes have been underpowered compared to local predators for years. Any Hyena main with a decent strat will be just fine.
[INST] But having some major arteries ripped open (likely femoral, if they go for the balls/asshole) would cause a pretty drastic change in blood pressure, which should cause shock. But doesn’t adrenaline also kill the immediate pain? Wouldn’t wanna watch, but I feel like your mind would be going insane, and you’d end up just dissociating and not really feel much [/INST] I’ve read a story about a Russian girl that had called her mother while being chased by bears. She got eaten alive and according to her mother she started screaming and telling how much it hurted at first but as the time passed she instead told her that she no longer feels any pain, it was peaceful.
[INST] So... After midterms? [/INST] After white people are at 30% of the population
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[INST] This is exactly what happened to be when I bought in at $61 like a real fag [/INST] $60.50 gang representing
[INST] Also, please make sure penis is visible at all times so we know you are not jerking it under the table. [/INST] im not gay ur gay
[INST] Principle and culture change with the wave of history. Norms are broken and new mechanisms appear. The majority of nations will favor trading the US over China. [/INST] I have no idea what your first two sentences mean and as for your third, I disagree. The belt and road initiative will radically alter the balance of power in Eurasia towards China. I don't know what you think about China but she has a lot to offer her neighbors and partners in the way of infrastructure and market size and now that the US has withdrawn expect that China's neighbors start piling onto the Belt and Road.
[INST] Market goes up, market goes down. We saw that today. You'll learn with time. [/INST] lol
[INST] What kind of retards sell after a good earnings report????? [/INST] definitely not hoMUsexuals
[INST] Lol dude it was introduced while to the dotcom bubble was bursting [/INST] >being a revisionist of history that happened less than 12 years ago I applaud your spin efforts.
[INST] Believe me...I saw. Jesus fucking christ. Literally anything money related explodes in my fucking face when I touch it. I've never won at the casino. I play blackjack and poker. Getting 1 and 2 out-ed is a regular thing for me. I'm fucking cursed. But I really like money. Part of the curse I guess. [/INST] Im usually pretty good with money. Have plans and shit. Not now though... not now.... ive lost so much. Good news is the expire on most of my options are 30-60 days out.
[INST] This is fucked [/INST] This is great.
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[INST] Lol sure whatever floats your boat kid [/INST] hows XOM doing by the way? Writing has been on the wall for awhile
[INST] Id settle for Live gold tokens [/INST] watching live show is the most pathetic thing ever. Sitting there waiting for a girl to show their nipple for 5sec in a 60mins show
[INST] haha look at u/hinduhamma he's an ignorant piece of shit. [/INST] It was already known.
[INST] Next time ... strangles seem a much better bet indeed [/INST] After yesterdays news puts seemed obvious to me.
[INST] DUDE holy shit we are so funny, I cant believe someone got my obscure reference xd [/INST] ikr!?!??!?
[INST] 4/20 blaze it [/INST] Damn dats a fat L, I took a 20% loss on my regard yolo but glad I did cause spy just keeps eating ass
[INST] clearly tesla doesn't care about making money [/INST] Making money off bagholders is easier
[INST] It's probably set to private, doubt they would give up on the whole page and the name [/INST] They don't do any advertising so facebook is useless. And single moms are not the demographic for either Tesla or SpaceX
[INST] This is WSB faggot [/INST] OP's father used him as a hammer growing up.
[INST] Oh right because I was totally saying it did (?) Fine I live in a van down by the river and I still think this is dumb and that you’re giving the cheeto in chief way too much credit. Happy now? [/INST] I don't care about your social status either. It's useless to me. I only care that you think rational. That way we both gain something in the conversation.
[INST] After white people are at 30% of the population [/INST] What
[INST] I'm a fan on the mad lad. [/INST] /r/madlads
[INST] Fuck no. I’ve lost so much to Facebook I want to cry. Facebook is fucked and will continue to nosedive for at least a little while longer, if you don’t think so then please board my train and lose tons on it [/INST] Luckily the only position I have in $FB is in equities so I can ride this downward spiral wave. Probably be bag holding this shit until it recovers in like 2 years fml.
[INST] sorry about that. It's Whiskey Friday I guess. Tomorrow is Aspirin Saturday ... [/INST] Yep!
[INST] Sweet. So you lost $5. Do you need me to buy your kid a happy meal since you are out that money? [/INST] That's funny, you think I have a kid. That would mean I'd have to get a female to have sex with me.
[INST] RIP us amirite [/INST] Haha yes. But next week may see it rebound. I had an option this past week drop 98% in value and I held through and sold for a 27% profit. So if you think something will happen don't get shaken out of your position early. Pick a timeline and stick by it. And if you are playing options know that the money could easily be gone and don't over extend yourself.
[INST] Buy puts [/INST] too late man, too late
[INST] Hillary would not have tanked the market. The TPP would have driven it higher. [/INST] Its almost like global trade is good for the economy.
[INST] In my opinion? fear, lack of post HS education, lack of understanding of economics/politics, gullible--believes it when blame is directed someplace. [/INST] Well just so you know, in the 80's they did it because Democrats were 'not Christian enough' or 'not real Christians', which is the definition of identity politics.
[INST] I saw a video of a guy getting beheaded. When the executioner held his head after, the decapitated dude's eyes moved and looked at the blade that killed him. He was prolly alive for like 3 seconds. [/INST] You too got same YouTube recommendation! This is a sign!
[INST] Most of the time the stock markets movement can't be attributed to one thing however this drop is entirely due to the trade war bullshit. Who is causing the trade war? Its all on Trump. [/INST] Literally nobody but Trump and some disgruntled people in the rust belt want a trade war. This is all on him and his stubbornness.
[INST] not exactly, if not facebook then some other social media site would have been in its place. [/INST] That argument doesn't change what they said at all though. It just happened to be Facebook.
[INST] Plus if we keep getting volatile weather we might get ourselves an ice age which would be dope for goos [/INST] Hmmmm, you've given me an idea... Let's start an ice age ETF. Long Goose, natural gas and Vail, and short warm weather apparel, solar power and Royal Carribean. We can track it along with $RTRD and see which one goes positive first
[INST] I dunno, but I want alan greenspan back. He actually did pretty well, right? Idk crap about macroeconomics [/INST] It wouldn't make a difference if he were chairman of the Fed, the whole damn system is rotted to the core. Just watch the 200 sma and if we break it hard then liquidate your equity and buy puts lol. Either way buy puts. I don't believe this is 'the big one' but if we smash through it with no resistance that'll be a tell-tale sign.
[INST] I played $MU perfectly the last couple months. Sold at $48, re-bought at $61.. killing it... [/INST] Jesus christ. let us know when you plan on selling.
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[INST] Everyone has that kind of face unless you're a bitch. [/INST] everyone not faking it has that kind of face. this nigga look like he cut off someone's flesh and is currently wearing it for a photo op
[INST] Holy shit! I cut the head off of that picture and did a google image search. Compare this to the above image: http://s3.amazonaws.com/somewherein/assets/authors/amiree-1510767612-1.jpg I owe you some tendies. Here's the template used: https://test.pngtree.com/freepng/light-brown-suit_2448058.html Edit: Though he appears to be a real person. Weird: https://www.longfincorp.com/images/ipo/b11.jpg [/INST] HOLY CRAP! That is awesome. This story just gets better and better. Get a load of this u/soundofreedom
[INST] Lol Elon ain't making it to Mars. Everyone out here acting like Elon's VISION is worth more than what Zuckerberg has ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISHED. [/INST] Zuckerberg made MySpace... which already existed. He added nothing of value to the world. Big accomplishment. /s Musk makes self driving cars and reusable rockets. It’s not even a competition.
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[INST] I don't believe it. FB stock might go down for a bit, but it's the best social network there is. They have no trouble introducing design or algorithm changes to increase monetization. TBH, I'd say buy some long calls. [/INST] Let's place a bet. After all we are on WSBets.... Buy your long call and hold, I'll buy a put. Rules: You can open your position anytime next week. They will be year out options. You then have to hold your position for 6 months. If you exit early at the 6 month mark to protect any capital from further losses, you lose the bet. Reward: WSB flair saying 'Market savant' Loss: WSB ban what you say?
[INST] ' shouldnt trade wars and shit be old news by now ' 'economics are good arent they?' I may be wrong but I don't think trade wars = good economics . Just buy puts you can still make money in this market .. [/INST] Think he’s talking about fundamentals
[INST] Oh no, I'm not that retarded. I only mess with options on about 25% of my trading account. Plus they were long shots anyway. I would have taken the loss on them awhile ago if I needed too and they expire in June so we'll see. [/INST] Goood. you might not be that retarded, but sure seems I was today :d
[INST] >perhaps we should both check in with gambling anonymous   >There's still next week. I have hope. Definitely check in with [Gamblers Anonymous](http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/) [/INST] Very helpful there friend. Very helpfullllllll indeed ..... They better have donuts at that meeting, cos I'll need some sugar
[INST] You'll never know, if you GPRO You'll never whine, if you buy low [/INST] This shit is why I'm a wsber
[INST] The stock market's trying to fuck me [/INST] It didn't try, it definitely penetrated you
[INST] When? I'm looking over many news sites for LIBOR and it's on no one's front page, and even googling LIBOR and checking the news tab doesn't bring any particular recent news. While I can see how it may a component of a slow long term trend, I don't really see anything immediate and impactful about it this week vs the past few months. [/INST] https://www.wsj.com/articles/money-markets-are-messed-up-with-real-consequences-1521740097
[INST] Oh come on now. We all know black people can't afford stocks. /s [/INST] Nigga don't be racist.
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[INST] Trying real hard to not give this fat old piece of shit an ounce of my emotional energy [/INST] dude he signed the bill hours ago. As soon as he signed it the market tanked
[INST] Your second point is my main concern. Also will have to look up what an I bond is lol [/INST] I-bonds are purchasable through the US Treasury online or with your tax return. They pay a base interest plus the CPI inflation rate twice a year. Base interest is a joke, like 0.10%, but the CPI adjustment is whatever inflation was for the preceding 6 month period.
[INST] I'm stupid, ignore me [/INST] Way ahead of you
[INST] Nobody on that sub has a sense of humor, holy shit. [/INST] No, they are just so used to people asking retarded questions that it doesn't seem that unbelievable.
[INST] Most tech companies will be affected by GDPR. GDPR was announced in 2016 but doesn't take effect until May 25, 2018. Think it's priced in yet? [/INST] of course
[INST] if you arent trading spreads then use a cash account, no pdt [/INST] Really? I didn't know that.
[INST] I'm not worried about anything, I'm literally completely clueless about everything. I basically stumbled on this subreddit and was interested. I only signed up for Robinhood due to an ad in my Instagram. I'm trying to get more involved in investing, but it's all new to me so I'm just trying to absorb as much information as possible. [/INST] Welcome. You'll be a certified degenerate before the week is over.
[INST] After 50 years of saving though. [/INST] come on you know the only way to get rich is a 1.45% ally savings account and a roth IRA.
[INST] If you feel like being a pussy get a get a G37 Source: have a G37. [/INST] My dad has a G37. Also a nice car. Driving the 370Z is like being in a bar fight that you started on purpose.
[INST] All good put more money into my account to avoid getting margin called, if it drops below 83ish im definitely fucked now. Can we get some prayers in the chat. [/INST] I don't have more money lol
[INST] PYPL LUV TWTR ? [/INST] Y PPL LUV TWTR?
[INST] Wanna loan me a few bucks then? [/INST] The next one is the margin dip.
[INST] Zimbabwe [/INST] What market
[INST] He says that too [/INST] He told me.
[INST] Rip [/INST] Lol I didn’t risk it but yes, I was wrong. I fucked up with MU calls, but bought SPY puts to average out.
[INST] Bought in a few times to average at ~$45. Holding till ~$70-80 or $0. ...so, maybe Monday, or maybe 2040. Idk. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ [/INST] Ride or die bitches
[INST] My point is that you're putting trust into random people already. It's no different. [/INST] Uber's project has been struggling: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/23/technology/uber-self-driving-cars-arizona.html I like to be in a test!
[INST] > I don't want them to Beta test it in my city. Still though, if even those beta versions of self-driving cars are, say, more reliable than real cars (hehe), isn't there then something to be said in favour of accepting them? [/INST] More reliable for sure as long as it is not a construction zone: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/23/technology/uber-self-driving-cars-arizona.html
[INST] Any time, asshole. You're right, but man those are far otm... wouldnt you be better off getting multiple strikes closer to your target? [/INST] Yeah. But i am degenerate who wants to buy 400 calls for 0.6, at the off chance it goes up to 0.25-0.50 range and if my DD is right $1.00+
[INST] Currently $100. I plan on dissecting the numbers further, but there is only great things here that I can see. The recent move downwards is all interest rate and tariff related it looks like. [/INST] So it'll hit 50$ before you panic sell and it can start climbing again?
[INST] I watched the spx 2660 put with 40 minutes from expiry go from 87 to 1200 in 15 minutes. That shit was nuts. [/INST] Wtf how
[INST] where the fk did u see this card? [/INST] It only shows up when you're down >90%
[INST] What concrete do we build nuclear bunkers with? Long on that. [/INST] USCR, VMC
[INST] tbh [/INST] Huh?
[INST] What are FD's? [/INST] Weekly expiration options contracts. Higher risk/reward.
[INST] He’s for sure a bit out there. But currently, I’m enjoying my quality of life under our new leadership ... [/INST] Enjoy it while it last then.
[INST] You are a shining example of why incest is a bad thing. [/INST] ROLL TIDE
[INST] > proveably https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/23/technology/uber-self-driving-cars-arizona.html I love when programmers test with my life depending on it... [/INST] Hey you do you. Have fun with your insurance premiums after the actuaries do their math.
[INST] #VOLATILITY [/INST] PLEASE BAN THE 'V' WORD MODS
[INST] What if OP knew for his entire life he had three extra zeros on the end of his portfolio, but his parents, friends, and the patriarchy wouldn’t accept it? I believe I speak for WSB when I say it took incredible inner strength and courage for you to come forward and we all support your belief in those three extra zeros!!! Don’t we, guys?!?!?! [/INST] I knew it!!!!!!!!!!
[INST] So you have seen his balls? [/INST] I think we all have
[INST] My account is being liquidated soon please happen before 2019! [/INST] Lol
[INST] cmon man you know i'm insecure about that, i told you not to tell anyone about my pen-sized dick. [/INST] The first step is to admit it. Good for you.
[INST] Call us when you're jailed for making millions. [/INST] *Framed
[INST] I only buy slightly OTM (see one of my other comments) on stocks I think will move in the right direction and never closer than 1 month out to give me time. However, the Greeks are still a slight mystery to me (delta is easy enough to grasp) but the others confound me still. sometimes a luck out and buy in and see gains even if the stock moves in the 'wrong' direction but often the opposite is true and I know it's because I've misread the greeks. [/INST] Do you know calculus? If so, it's easy. Delta = 1st derivative of price Gamma = 1st derivative of delta/2nd derivative of price Theta = 1st derivative of time. Think of this as the amount of value options lose each day. Vega = 1st derivative of implied volatility Rho = You're dealing with equity options. Fuck rho.