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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "This is great. What’s the occasion?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No occasion. You know, things have been a little weird between us, so I wanted to throw together a fun night just for you." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "That is so sweet." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I got all your favourites. Beer, wings, sliders. We can watch the football game. I even painted my stomach." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Go Sports?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, in case you were in the mood for baseball, I didn’t want to look ridiculous." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "This is awesome. I love it!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Good, I’m glad." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And this is me doing the Titanic pose on the boat." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Ah." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And, oh, that’s me getting rescued after I fell in." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh. (Knock on door) Oh, that’s the pizza." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yep. Here’s some money." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Thank you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And I’m gonna hit the head. That’s what us salty sea dogs say when we have to go pee-pee." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Gosh, Raj, do you think you’ll ever be able to talk in front of me without being drunk? (Shakes head.) Okay, well, I’ll just, um, go eat by myself." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny, you don’t have to do that." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, you know, that reminds me, I usually go back to Nebraska for thanksgiving, but this year they’re calling it off on account of my brother’s trial." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What’s he on trial for?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, just a big misunderstanding. You know, you’d actually like my brother, he’s kind of a chemist. Anyway, I was thinking I’d have thanksgiving here, and you are all invited." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. I’ll be there." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "So, what are you thinking for dinner?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, it’s Thai food night." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, honey, you don’t live with Sheldon any more. You can have anything you want." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re right. But what? Mexican? Italian? German? Indian? Greek? Cuban? Chinese? Pizza? Barbecue? Korean? Korean barbecue?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "How about Thai food?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, thank God." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That completely was a forward pass, which they threw intentionally incomplete to avoid loss of yardage or to conserve time. I can’t believe they’re not being penalized with the loss of a down and by having to move the line of scrimmage back to the spot of the foul." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Here, have some pizza, sweetie." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny, you know I’m lactose intolerant." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Really?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Your picture’s on my refrigerator." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. You know, I’m really starting to not like this guy." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What is your problem? Do you use up all your thinking at work and then have none left over for when you get home?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know. It-it-it’s hard sometimes. Everywhere you go, guys hit on you, even if I’m standing right there. And they’re all taller than me. Why is everyone taller than me? You know what, this is all in my head. It’s my problem, not yours." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, hey. You work the lunch shift?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah. I’ve got eight pounds of salmon that’s about to go bad. Do you know how to cook it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Not really." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Damn it. Should have liberated the iffy chicken. What are you and Professor Fussyface up to tonight?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Star Wars on Blu-ray." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Haven’t you seen that movie, like, a thousand times?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Not on Blu-ray. Only twice on Blu-ray." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, Leonard." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I know, it’s high-resolution sadness." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, I was thinking how come they get to leave and I can’t." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m going to get some fries. You want anything?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Uh, no, thanks." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you sure? Because you always say no, and then you eat half my fries." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I just eat the little crispy ones you don’t like." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, I love them. I save them for the end, but they’re gone because you ate them. And why did I let you eat them?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "To get sex." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Exactly. But this is not a date. So I ask again, would you like anything?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you sure? Because you always say no, and then you eat half my fries." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I just eat the little crispy ones you don’t like." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, I love them. I save them for the end, but they’re gone because you ate them. And why did I let you eat them?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "To get sex." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Exactly. But this is not a date. So I ask again, would you like anything?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "All right, I’d like an order of fries." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Great. That’ll be five dollars. I am having the best time. I’m so glad you suggested we do this." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey, can you help me put some of the food out?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. Let me finish packing this stuff up. You know how Sheldon is if he sees Christmas stuff lying around after New Year’s." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, but he doesn’t live here anymore." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, he doesn’t live at Walmart, but he still threw a tantrum when he saw Marshmallow Peeps after Easter. And that’s the same man who complains you can’t find Marshmallow Peeps after Easter." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What did you spill on it?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Nothing. Diet coke. And yoghurt. A little nail polish." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ll take a look at it." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Here’s some champagne." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mm-hmm. Well, I would like to propose a toast to a well-deserved weekend of…" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you okay?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Zzz-zz-zz-zz! Second of all, the door to the stairwell of the other building was locked, so I had to go down the fire escape which ends on the third floor, forcing me to crawl through the window of a lovely Armenian family, who insisted I stay for lunch." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That doesn’t sound too bad." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "It was eight courses of lamb, and they tried to fix me up with their son." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sorry." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "They’ve been in there, like, half an hour." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, for future reference, that’s a while." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How long should we stay?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I don’t know. I’m kind of hungry." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I saw a Thai place next door." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh. Okay. Oh. Oh. Hey." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How’s she doing?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "How is everything?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just a minute. This tray contains clues as to what you and I are going to be doing on Valentine’s Day." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh. Wow. Okay. Let’s see. We’ve got, uh, milk chocolate, Swiss cheese, fondue. My lactose-intolerant boyfriend is going to eat all this, then I’m going to climb on his back and rocket to the moon?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No. But it does involve air travel. Okay, um, let me slice this Swiss cheese with my Swiss army knife, and then you can wash it down with a cup of Swiss Miss instant cocoa." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh. Wow. Okay. Let’s see. We’ve got, uh, milk chocolate, Swiss cheese, fondue. My lactose-intolerant boyfriend is going to eat all this, then I’m going to climb on his back and rocket to the moon?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No. But it does involve air travel. Okay, um, let me slice this Swiss cheese with my Swiss army knife, and then you can wash it down with a cup of Swiss Miss instant cocoa." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, I’m starting to think Swiss is key here." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh-huh." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey, guys. Enjoying your food that I actually brought you instead of promising food, but bringing you a box of random crap?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, it’s delicious, the sarcasm’s a little stale, though. Hey, how about this? Until we figure out what to do with the ring, Penny holds on to it." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What ring?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This ring." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yup, so we brought you some lunch and we are gonna go look for ’em." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Soup, sandwiches and emasculation, just like my mom used to make." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "So, how’s it goin’?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Good. Slow." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "That’s why I work at the Cheesecake Factory, I’m holding out for the right part." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Alicia, what do you want as your default setting for DVDs, 5.1 Dolby or DTS?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "So, what do we got going on tonight, huh? Playing Halo watching Battlestar, drop some mentos in diet coke?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You want to watch Battlestar?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I think we should talk now." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What? No, it’s okay. We don’t have to talk ’cause there’s nothing to talk about. Everything’s good." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Really? So, you didn’t get all snarky ’cause I said something nice to a bowl of chilli fries?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, maybe I overreacted. So we’re in two different places emotionally. So what? And maybe I’m a little ahead of you. That’s fine. You know. In fact, it makes sense, ’cause let’s face it, I’ve been in this relationship two years longer than you." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, my, I would love that." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You have a new job." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, maybe I can do both." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t think you can do both." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Uh, tell me more about this calzone idea." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know what? Why don’t we just ease into this. Let, let’s go for a walk and, and, and see if we find a new restaurant." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, hey, if you guys are free this weekend, I won a night of wine tasting from work." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That sounds fun." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Mm-hmm." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How come scientists don’t win free stuff like salespeople do?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, no, on the Shepherd’s Pie. Can we move on?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, a little tip: he says he can eat frozen yoghurt. Do not believe it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sea bass. I’ll have the sea bass." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That was really intense." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, now we know, next time we go to the farmers’ market, the order is petting zoo first, then buy vegetables." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Thanks for cooking." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mmm. My pleasure." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "That carrot was delicious." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. I wish I’d fought harder for the rest of ’em." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "This is so sweet. You never cook for me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, you cook for me all the time and, ugh." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "If you don’t like my cooking, why haven’t you ever said anything?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s hard to talk with so much heavy chewing to do." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Sorry. I’ll get better." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I know you’ll try. So, should we talk about setting a date?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, I’d like to pick one that works with my brother’s schedule." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay. And when would that be?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Sounds like you have company." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "They’re not going anywhere. (Closes door, staying in hallway.) So, you’re coming home from work. That’s great. How was work." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, you know, it’s the Cheesecake Factory. People order cheesecake, and I bring it to them." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, you sort of act as a carbohydrate delivery system." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, call it whatever you want, I get minimum wage. Yeah, anyways, I was wondering if you could help me out with something, I was…." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "A homunculus?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Perfectly formed miniature human being." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, you’re my little homunculus." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Don’t do that." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, the clue must be in the bag." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "The clue must be in the bag." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "It’s just a bunch of pants." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s just a bunch of pants." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You know, I’m surprised you want to copy my answers since I’m not even smart enough to be on your team." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, why would you want to be on someone’s team who you like to call a, I can’t even say it in front of Sheldon." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What are you talking about?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know exactly what I’m talking about." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, I’m confused. Which one is Mr. Robot?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ll give you a hint. We’re watching Daredevil." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s true. Sheldon’s father once picked a fight with a cactus." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, but that’s just his Earth parents. We don’t know anything about the ones that sent him here." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, we know they were smart enough to send him away." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey, your copy of Science magazine was in my mailbox." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, thanks." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, we’re examining the radiation levels of photomultiplier tubes for a new dark matter detector." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Uh, sweetie, sweetie, Dave was talking. You know, I love science." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Since when?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "You know, I have always wanted to see a big science lab." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Since when?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "You do make a cute elf." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, yeah? And you thought Spock ears were only good for Comic-Con." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey, hey, I just found a farm where they let you chop down your own tree." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh cool, I’ll be like a pointy-eared Paul Bunyan." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Stupid idea." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, what’s stupid is a physicist who doesn’t understand when you swing an axe, you don’t let go." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "For the tenth time, my mittens were slippery!" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Ugh. It’s 70 degrees, you didn’t need mittens." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know how easily I blister." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Is my coitus whimsically inventive?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "That is what I write on the bathroom walls. For a whimsically inventive time, call Leonard Hofstadter." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I know you’re joking, but I’d be okay with that." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "You mean like a beta test?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, technically, this would be an alpha test. A beta test requires people that weren’t involved in the development of the appli…" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Seriously, do I not get credit for knowing beta test?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, you should. Absolutely. That was me being pedantic. That’s our first bug. You reported it. I can fix that. See? This is good." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "All right. Let’s give it a shot." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Great. You keep a list, I’ll keep a list. At some point, we’ll exchange." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Toad of truth? Is that a physics thing?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, that’s a crazy thing." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, it’s crazy, but it totally works. Look, we made this Penny Blossom in under three minutes." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Terrific, but that kind of raises more questions than it answers." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Wait, wait, wait, why does it say one-day rush? Since when do we offer a one-day rush?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Amazon offers one-day rush." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, but they don’t have to glue the books together. How the hell are we going to make a thousand Penny Blossoms in one day?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Don’t yell at me. I’m not manufacturing. I’m just Web design." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hmm." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, is it or isn’t it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know, I think this is a good stopping point. Uh, it’s your first real game. I threw a lot of information at you." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, no, I mean, your king is trapped. He can’t go here because of my lighthouse, and he can’t go here because of my pointy-head guy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Like I said, complicated game." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "So did I win or not?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Did you have fun? Because if you had fun, then you are, you are a winner. Now that’s, that-that’s what chess is all about." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, it’s like that science thing. For every action, you have a gigantic and annoying reaction." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just when I thought you couldn’t get any hotter." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I said I’m sorry." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "So, Klingon boggle?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, it’s like regular boggle but, in Klingon. That’s probably enough about us, tell us about you." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, people who are abducted by aliens lose time. I mean, maybe it happens to the aliens, too." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, it’s not across the hall." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Who’s Professor Proton?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "He was the host of this great… Hey!" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I asked you over and over if you were okay. Why would you go through with the wedding if you weren’t?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I thought I was okay, but it turns out I’m not." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, listen, I may not have been entirely faithful, but you, you are not easy to lift." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Wow, it sounds like you’re having a good time." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Best time of my life." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Anyways, I wanted you guys all to know that I’ve been taking a really hard look at things and come to the conclusion I have to stop kidding myself. I suck at acting. It’s time for me to move back to Nebraska." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re leaving?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are we gonna do?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I don’t know." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Please, tell me how I can fix it." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, that is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Actually, I think he’s onto something." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You can’t be serious. ‘Cause I messed up and made out with a girl, you’re gonna do the same with a random guy?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "That’s true. You are." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What is happening?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "It’s not free, I’m gonna pay him back. (Raj whispers. Both laugh again) Shut up!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, are you gonna join us?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, he doesn’t." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I actually have used those exact words before. In that order." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, a lot of people can’t. Uh, hey." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Where are we going?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, boy, a whole dollar. Now, I can quit my paper route. So, what’s in it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mmm, doesn’t matter. Half the time, he just ends up playing with the box." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What’s this cartoon called again?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oshikuru: Demon Samurai." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Can’t." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Won’t." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Didn’t." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Don’t." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, don’t apologize." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. It just makes it a lot harder to pretend it never happened." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "You know what? Don’t talk to me like I’m an idiot." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m not talking to you like you’re an idiot! I’m saying the whole idea is idiotic!" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "That’s a great idea." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Ooh, maybe I could turn it into a gaming den." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I can’t believe you’ve never seen Raiders of the Lost Ark." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "And I can’t believe you’ve never read Eat, Pray, Love." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "When she comes out with Eat, Pray, Run Away From A Giant Boulder, I’ll read it." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, if it was a spider, Lenny would’ve flipped out." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, Sheldon, I know I was supposed to return this DVD a long time ago, and I know we rented it on your card. But it’s been, like, seven years and clearly nothing bad has happened. So in-in-in-instead of being a giant pain in the ass like you always are, what if this one time you just tried staying calm?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Look, I’m telling you I’ve done it, okay? I clearly remember the cow standing up and then the cow on its side." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Were you drunk?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I was 16 in Nebraska. What do you think?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I think you’re the one who fell over." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, ’cause you sound really funny." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, I’m sorry I didn’t tell you about the surgery, but you were worried about nothing." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What? Oh we just had to… mail some letters and (seeing Sheldon has large bag in hand and bin is nearby) throw away some chicken. (Sheldon very reluctantly does.)" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You’ll never guess what just happened." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, I give up." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Is the Wi-Fi working for you?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Uh, hang on. I don’t think so, I’m clicking on one weird trick for a flat belly, but I’m still seeing celebrities who look like their pets." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, I knew it, Sheldon changed the password." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Are you sure?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, the new network name is ha ha ha, now I’ve got you, so it’s either Sheldon or Gargamel from The Smurfs." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What a jerk." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re good at revenge, how do we get him back?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, that’s Leo. Hey, um, why don’t you tell me about your showcase last night?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, it was okay I guess, wasn’t a big turn out but they both really seemed to like it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "There were only two people there?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, my God, he won’t stop." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How does he keep coming up with new ways to be annoying?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Nobody knows. That’s why he’s number one. Can you please go talk to him?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on. I take care of him all day long. You do it for once." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Once? Who got the gum out of his hair?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What do you want, a medal? It was your gum." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Fine." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I love you." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Boy, it’s good to be back." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How was your family?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, here’s the deal. Sheldon is gone, so the tree decorating rules are out the window." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, which means we don’t have to use his ridiculous ornament-spacing template." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And I’m happy to report its kickstarter campaign is holding strong at zero dollars." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey, Bernadette’s water broke." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, everyone to the hospital." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Guys, guys, you’re never gonna believe this." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What happened?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Um, NC… II… or, you know, NCSTD… I don’t know, it’s, it’s, you know, it’s the one with the letters and I’m gonna be on it!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s amazing." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Whatever your secret is, I’m sure it’s boring, so I’m not interested." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s not boring at all. You see, in higher order mathematics, there are certain sets of equations that…" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Bored." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Satisfied?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I’m not sick. It’s for work. There’s this doctor who refuses to see any sales reps. I’ve been trying to get in for months." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, did you try wearing the shirt I said was inappropriate for work?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Absolutely not." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "That’s too loud." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Absolutely not." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "That’s interesting." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m not gonna make a fake appointment with a psychiatrist. What would I say is wrong with me?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hi. Here are the make-up sponges you asked for." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, thanks, I thought I had more." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Damn, you’ve got more makeup than I do. You’ve got better makeup than I do. Yeah, I’m borrowing this." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is my Comic-Con makeup. I love you, but there are some things a man doesn’t share with his girlfriend." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "There you go. Now any e-mail from Wolowitz will go right into your spam folder." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Thanks! I mean the e-mail doesn’t bother me as much as the vacation pictures of him in a bathing suit." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, I got the same one. And that’s not a bathing suit, it’s a tan line." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Um… three little kittens? Three little pigs? God, I don’t know. Star Wars?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Did we win? Can we go to bed?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, my…" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "God, Sheldon. What the hell are you doing out there?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "See, she knew what always meant." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Wow, you’re like a dog with a bone, aren’t you?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m just making a point." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, this is neat. Think about all the action figures we’ve bought over the years. It would be kind of cool to have ones that look like us. Don’t you think?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, if that’s your idea of what’s cool, you should get one." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, so, I’m out." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, sometimes there’s a secret ending, like in The Avengers." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, but I don’t think that’s going to happen in a documentary about the Holocaust." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "They could show bloopers. Oh, no." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What is that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That is Sheldon’s “I’m unhappy and about to destroy the planet” music. Come on, let’s just go to your place." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, wait, if he’s unhappy,shouldn’t we talk to him?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Shouldn’t we talk to him? Have you learned nothing in six years?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, wait, here, almost forgot. Here." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What’s this?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "My bug report to you." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, that’s quite a list you got there." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s colour coded." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, red means fix right away. Yellow is eh, whenever you get a chance. And green is I could probably learn to live with it. There’s a key down here at the bottom. It’s neat, huh?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yep." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, have a good night." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yep." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Look at that. Some day, we will tell future generations that dating used to be hard." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey, would you take a look at my brother’s résumé? I’m trying to help him clean it up a little." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, sure. He really worked with the Drug Enforcement Agency?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Uh, something like this. I don’t know. It came free with a full tank of gas." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Really? Do you know how much those Lakers tickets were?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I can’t believe they did that." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I know, it’s so insulting. At one point, they had me figure out how to get a banana out of a puzzle box." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wait, Sheldon gave me a banana in a box. He was testing me, too." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Unbelievable." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And how could a chimp even solve that? That was impossible." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "And?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, it turns out my grandfather had died." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh my God, that’s terrible." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, it was kind of like a birthday party. I got to see all my cousins and there was cake, so…7" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "The whole thing froze. I don’t know what happened." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Calm down. We’ll figure it out." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just to shoot the couch with a paintball gun?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I’m sorry, I buy it. All those people are on drugs." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We could tell him they wanted the couch to stay away from their boyfriend." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, fine. Well, what if we just flip it over? There. Looks fine, right?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mm, butt print. There’s no discernible butt print." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, come on. (Sits and wriggles around) There, butt print." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s too small and too perfect." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Thank you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re welcome." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Come on, that is ridiculous." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "She’s right, a committee that important should meet more often." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "That’s not what I’m saying." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. This is the thing about me standing up to him and not letting him run my life?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Or you’re the frog who’s been kissed by a princess and turned into a prince." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Or you’re just a tall, annoying frog." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I was unstoppable. I mean, I was, I was on fire. It was like my mind and my body were totally connected, like, like athletes must feel when they’re in the zone." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Again, it was miniature golf." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Admit it, you’re a little turned on." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You can’t be this proud." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why not?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Because I beat you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, sometimes I don’t listen, sometimes I just watch your jaw go up and down." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We were on our way to the Chinese restaurant when we thought we saw Adam West, so we followed him." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, I’ll have you guys know I turned down a part in a movie last week." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why would you do that?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So are you really not gonna do this movie?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, I don’t think it’s the kind of part that’s good for my career." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, but don’t a lot of famous actors get their start doing bad movies?" } ]