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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "So Sheldon’s last roommate tried to warn you off?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "For all I knew, he was the crazy one. He had this really deranged look." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, yeah, he’d been living with Sheldon." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sure, it makes sense now. (Flashback. Past Leonard is getting out of the lift). Anyway, I went upstairs and knocked on the door." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "So, what, that’s it? You’ve stayed with Sheldon all this time because he kept you from going to federal prison?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That was part of it. The other part is what happened with the elevator." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, yeah, I’m wondering about that. You said it was working when you moved in." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It was, but one night, Sheldon came home from work… (Flashback, the apartment. The settee has now appeared. Leonard, Howard and Raj are playing a video game.)" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What does that have to do with Joyce Kim?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "As it turns out, she was a North Korean spy. Luckily, Sheldon drove her out before I revealed anything important. Which I’m not saying I would have." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "So, what, that’s it? You’ve stayed with Sheldon all this time because he kept you from going to federal prison?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That was part of it. The other part is what happened with the elevator." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Good move telling Sheldon." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What, I can’t propose? I can’t talk to my friends? Is there anything else I’m not allowed to do?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "No you don’t. Oh, hey, what’s Sheldon supposed to be." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, he’s the Doppler Effect." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What’s wrong?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Um, well, Howard and Christie are… kind of… hooking up in my bedroom." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you sure?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Look, I grew up on a farm, okay, from what I heard they’re either having sex or Howard’s caught in a milking machine. Do you mind if I stay here tonight?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, take the couch, or my bed, I just got new pillows, hypo-allergenics." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Alright, now Sheldon, you and I are about to have a problem." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, remember, we role-played this." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I swear to God, Sheldon, one day I’m going to get the hang of talking to you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "His mom’s been saying that for years. What’s up?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, I finally convinced the restaurant to give me a bar tending shift, so I need to practice making drinks." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, great, well the key to acquiring proficiency in any task is repetition." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, so I, I, I guess I’ll just jump right in." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "All right." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, you’re a naughty girl. And, and, uh, I, I want to punish you with my love?" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Not good?" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "That’s terrible. Try again." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay. Uh, uh, you’re not naughty. Uh, you’re, you’re, you’re dirty. You’re, you’re a, a dirty girl?" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Oh, yes. Yes, I am." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, yeah. Uh, okay. You’re a, you’re a, you’re a, a dirty, disgusting, revolting girl. Ugh!" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And your poll numbers just keep dropping." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "I want to catch up with all of you, but first I really must visit the loo." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m going too, I’ll show you where it is." } ]

[ { "from": "Priya", "value": "Get out of the way. What are you doing here?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you doing here?" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "I have business in Los Angeles." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why didn’t you call?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Lets go hang everything up." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, good. New contacts. I should have done this years ago." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, fine." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Hang on. No, my client does not waive reading of the charges." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. Cool. I’ve got a lawyer. And I’ve seen her naked." } ]

[ { "from": "Priya", "value": "Sure. We’re going to the cafeteria to get some coffee. You want anything?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m fine. That’s nice that they’re getting along." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, come on! Why don’t we just tell them that we’re dating?" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Oh, we’ve been through this. It’s not the time." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "When is the time?" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "I’ve got five brothers and sisters. One of them is bound to screw up real big, and then I’ll tell my parents about you. Now, shoo." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Fine." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Not good?" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "That’s terrible. Try again." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay. Uh, uh, you’re not naughty. Uh, you’re, you’re, you’re dirty. You’re, you’re a, a dirty girl?" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Oh, yes. Yes, I am." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, yeah. Uh, okay. You’re a, you’re a, you’re a, a dirty, disgusting, revolting girl. Ugh!" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "God, Leonard, stop talking." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why don’t you just give me five minutes? I’ll Google how to do this. I’ll call you right back." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Shh-shh-shh. Just be quiet and do what I tell you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, like usual. Good." } ]

[ { "from": "Priya", "value": "Oh, yes. Yes, I am." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, yeah. Uh, okay. You’re a, you’re a, you’re a, a dirty, disgusting, revolting girl. Ugh!" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "God, Leonard, stop talking." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why don’t you just give me five minutes? I’ll Google how to do this. I’ll call you right back." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Shh-shh-shh. Just be quiet and do what I tell you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, like usual. Good." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Take off your shirt." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All rightie. Shirt coming off. Ta-da! Man nipples." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "I said be quiet." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes, ma’am." } ]

[ { "from": "Priya", "value": "Now take off your shorts." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Taking shorts off. There we go. Naked, naked, naked!" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Wonderful. Now I’ll take off my clothes." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Cool. (computer screen bugs out) Uh-oh!" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Here I am, baby. You miss these?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, damn it!" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Oh, Leonard! Already?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no! No-no-no! The screen froze. It’s probably just buffering, just give it a second." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Fine." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, how are your mom and dad?" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Yeah, I really don’t want to talk about my parents now." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. Sure, sure." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, you listen. You’re my woman, and I’m gonna make you feel things you have never felt before." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Leonard…" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s right, say my name, and beg me for more, ’cause, I’m gonna give it to you." } ]

[ { "from": "Priya", "value": "Leonard, is this going to take much longer? I thought we were going to spend some time together." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, we are. In the meantime, you’re welcome to whip up a quick character and join us." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Seriously?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, you have to put in a credit card number, but it’s fun." } ]

[ { "from": "Priya", "value": "Leonard, you’re busy, let’s talk tomorrow." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, wait. Hang on. Are you upset?" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "No, no, I think it’s sexy to date a boy trapped in a man’s body." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Good, good. I’ll tell you what happens." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mmm. Mmm." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Leonard, sweetheart, we’re kissing, not eating hot soup." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sorry." } ]

[ { "from": "Priya", "value": "I took acting classes when I was at Cambridge. I loved it. We did Taming of the Shrew." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, wow. I love Taming of the Shrew. I did a paper on it in high school. Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting? In his tail." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "In his tongue." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Whose tongue?" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Yours, if you talk of tails, and so farewell." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What, with my tongue in your tail?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Small world." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "You did talk to her, didn’t you?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Of course, I did. I talked and talked and talked." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wonder why she didn’t tell me." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Have you been spending time with your ex-girlfriend?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Then why are you surprised she didn’t tell you?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, it’s not as much surprised as, uh, uh, you know, uh. th-th-th-the other thing." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "What other thing?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, you know, if you, if, if, if you, uh, I don’t, oh, what’s the word I’m looking for?" } ]

[ { "from": "Priya", "value": "Can’t you get rid of him?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "If the past is any indication, no." } ]

[ { "from": "Priya", "value": "Why is it called a toast?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, the ancient Romans put spiced toast in their punch bowls." } ]

[ { "from": "Priya", "value": "Now, was this before or after he adopted the 25 cats?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Long before the cats. I think it was around the time he tried to declare our apartment a sovereign nation. I still have some of the currency." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you ashamed of me?" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Of course not." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then why can’t we tell your parents?" } ]

[ { "from": "Priya", "value": "Who wants some more coffee?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thanks, yeah." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, well, (kissing her) Sheldon’s still up." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "You said he goes to bed at nine." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, he does but he got caught up in a computer game and…" } ]

[ { "from": "Priya", "value": "I think I can handle it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Top of her class, Cambridge University. Licensed to practice law in three countries. And your face." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, what took you guys so long?" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Oh, we were just chatting." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s nice. What about?" } ]

[ { "from": "Priya", "value": "It’s okay, I like Indian food." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Or as you probably call it back home, food." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Why didn’t you wear your contacts? Don’t you like them?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no, I do. It’s just I knew I was having curry tonight and I only want one part of my body to burn at a time." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "You know, my company offered me a position here in Los Angeles." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Does that mean you’d relocate here permanently?" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Maybe. What do you think?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh,  I love it. Oh, that’s great!" } ]

[ { "from": "Priya", "value": "Uh, I’ll have the Shepherd’s Pie. You want to split that with me?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, no, no, no, he doesn’t." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Why not?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, you have milk in the taters, milk in the gravy, parmesan crust. Your lactose-intolerant boyfriend will turn into a gas-filled Macy’s Day balloon." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I thought maybe after we eat, we could see an early movie." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "I’d love that." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I love the way you say, I’d love that." } ]

[ { "from": "Priya", "value": "Oh, my God." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What’s the big deal?" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Trust me, it’s a big deal." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "They’re gonna find out about me eventually, right?" } ]

[ { "from": "Priya", "value": "I’m sorry, Sheldon bought a loom and learned how to weave?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "He actually got pretty good. He made us all matching serapes." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. The doctor didn’t want me to rub my eye during the night. It was either this or one of those giant neck cones." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "So did you get to talk to Penny?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, yes. Indeed, I did." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "And?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "She completely understood everything I said. Case closed." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "Was she upset?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Maybe, but that’s not my problem. She’s not my girlfriend, you are." }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "I hope you weren’t cruel to her." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Is the autumn cruel for letting the flowers die, or is that just nature’s way?" } ]

[ { "from": "Priya", "value": "Okay, fine, Sheldon, you win. Turn it off." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, he’s bluffing." } ]

[ { "from": "Priya", "value": "There’s no buts, Sheldon, that’s how the law works." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Schooled!" }, { "from": "Priya", "value": "As for the shower capacity issue, I cite addendum J. When Sheldon showers second, any and all measures shall be taken to ensure an adequate supply of hot water. I believe this supercedes the occupancy issue." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Superceded!" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Really? I can come? Thanks." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, are you sure you want to be bringing Raj on your date night with Amy?" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "So I guess I won’t be seeing you guys for a while." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, looks like it." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "So, uh, who’s in?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I think it sounds fun." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Okay, big buddy. See you tonight guys. (They leave.)" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You can stop smiling now." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don’t want to speak to the FBI." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why not?" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "The meteors don’t get here, the earth is moving into their path." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I can feel it. I can feel the earth moving. It’s moving too fast. Raj, slow it down." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Okay, how’s that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Better. Thanks." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "No, no, speak up. I’m about to use the blender, and I don’t want to miss anything." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, you might have to cook for one more because she invited Zack." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "This is not how I imagined this day going, I should be with them right now." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, it is their child." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Oh, Ooh, maybe we could get one of those party buses to take us there." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That sounds really fun." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Yeah, that sounds fun. A party-bus party don’t stop. Ooh, when I say party, you say bus." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "That’s how we missed it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, would you be prepared, on a non-precedential basis, to create an emergency ad-hoc Slurpie-Icee equivalency?" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Fifteen seconds." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, snipers." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Ten, nine, eight…" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Where are your snipers?" }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Five." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Snipe." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Four." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Snipe." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Three." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Snipe!" }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Two." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "SNIPE!" }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "One." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Aaaa-aw!" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "No, no, no, I’m going to have a me day. First I’m going to go to one of those spas in Koreatown, take a steam and get a massage. Then I’m going to stop at a pet store and get licked by puppies." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, I need to talk to you." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Just bust a move," }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You want it, you got it, oh, you want it, baby you got it" }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Just bust a move," }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You want it, you got it, oh, you want it, baby you got it" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m in love. Let’s do something else." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Ooh, uh, Emily gets off work soon. Why don’t the four of us go out?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s Leonard." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "You can’t come in." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I just want to talk to her." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Stuart?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Calling 911." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Well, it’s too late." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What do you mean it’s too late?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Good point, I’m in." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "You know what would be great? Let’s do it like the old days." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You mean, are you talking gaming marathon?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Did your sister say anything when you got home last night?" }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Oh, no, don’t put me in the middle of this. I’m not going to be your go-between." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, help me out. Am I in trouble?" }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "There’s no reason to worry." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s a relief." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Alright, uh, fine, I’m coming and I’m bringing somebody. Uh, Koothrappali plus one." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Who you bringing?" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s bounce, bitches." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re right. It’s Anything Can Happen Thursday, let’s hit the clubs and meet hot women!" }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Here we go. Lock up your daughters! We’re going to hit it and quit it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Or we could finish eating and go to the comic book store." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Oh, no. I hope everything’s okay." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Whatever it is, we’re here for you. You can tell us anything." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Oh, quick, sit." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, Sheldon says you have a new girlfriend." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Oh, I miss her already." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, Howard’s losing it. Check out his latest twitters. “I’m at the bottom of a black hole staring into the abyss. My life is meaningless, my future is without hope.”" }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Why don’t we take him to see the Blue Man Group?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You think that’d help?" }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "USA Today calls them exuberant fun for the whole family." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know, Howard isn’t really the family fun kind of guy." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Okay, show of hands. Who’s up for this? (Only Howard raises his hand.)" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’ll all be naked in front of each other." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Run. Run, run, run. Don’t look back." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I thought we had something special." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Why don’t you ask her to come up?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know, it’s still a little weird since, you know…" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Hey, come on, guys, focus. Um, uh, oh, mighty Nicolas Cage tree, we thank you for your warning, but we are brave warriors, and nothing short of death will keep us from our goal. (Text sound) Oh, Lucy’s free after all. See ya." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, hey, hey, you can’t leave. We just started." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, are you excited to have your own place again?" }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "I am, but I’ll miss you guys." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Ah, we’ll miss you, too." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "You could try saying that without smiling." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m trying. This is the best I can do. What are you doing?" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "I keep telling you, close the bathroom door." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Ah, did you see that? She just touched his hand and he didn’t swat it away. What is happening?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Good morning. Is there some new kind of casual Friday I don’t know about?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, he lives here now." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, I’m pretty sure my anger’s with you." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "What’s happening to us? We’re falling apart." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Who are you calling?" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Now, don’t blame yourself. He was a groveller from way back. But the point is, the two of you got past it. And, Leonard, you go and propose to this poor girl in the middle of sex? That was some weak tea, dude." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Some people might say it was romantic." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Yeah, no. But yet, here you two are, still together. And that’s even after you and I had our crazy naked night." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Let’s leave Leonard out of this for the moment. This is about you and me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wait, wait, wait, how is my day-old marriage falling apart becoming about you two?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Good night." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Hey, Leonard, did you see my limo downstairs." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "It’s bigger than the house my grandfather grew up in." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Terrific." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Hey, Leonard, will you please tell Howard my sister’s never been attracted to him." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "C’mon Raj, how am I supposed to know who she’s attracted to. Or was attracted to. Or who she might be attracted to. In the future." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Okay, Leonard, put down the box, let’s talk." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sorry Raj, my mind is made up." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "I’m not being a child. Leonard, I swear to God, if your sister ever comes to town, I shall have my way with her." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "My sister’s 38 and married." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Let’s find out. Leonard, ready?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Ready." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Go. (Leonard sprays an aerosol which lights up laser beams. He tries to negotiate the beams as Howard and Raj sing dramatic music. Eventually he touches one of the beams and a buzzer sounds.)" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Damn it. I slipped." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "I don’t want to speak for Leonard." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you. I…" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "I can’t do that to Leonard. This is some powerful panty-dropping stuff." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You have my blessing. Go for it." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Why, yes, I love to party. Party is my middle name. Or it would be, if it weren’t Ramayan." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, Raj, can I, can I talk to you for a moment." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Not now, Leonard, Michaela’s inviting me to a party. You better call the moon and you make sure that they have a bed for you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, I really need to talk to you." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Not now, Leonard, Michaela’s inviting me to a party. You better call the moon and you make sure that they have a bed for you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, I really need to talk to you." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Excuse me, I’ll be right back. Don’t go anywhere. Don’t move. Just stay the beautiful unspoiled American flower that you are. (To Leonard) What’s wrong with you dude, that woman was all up in my jammy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, I hate to break this to you and whatever your jammy is, but, I’m pretty sure she is a prostitute." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Excuse me, I’ll be right back. Don’t go anywhere. Don’t move. Just stay the beautiful unspoiled American flower that you are. (To Leonard) What’s wrong with you dude, that woman was all up in my jammy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, I hate to break this to you and whatever your jammy is, but, I’m pretty sure she is a prostitute." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "What? No. .." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, let me put it this way, in your entire life, how many gorgeous women have walked straight up to you in a bar and asked if you wanted to party." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Actually, I was thinking Leonard." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. Thank you, Raj. I’d be honoured." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s alright, my tail’s prehensile, I’ll swat him off." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "I’ve got him Leonard. Tonight I spice my meat with goblin blood!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Raj, no, it’s a trap, they’re flanking us!" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you talking about, the date went fine." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Dude, she said she wants to slow things down." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, so, she said she wants to slow things down. It’s like saying “I’m really enjoying this meal, I’m going to slow down and savour it.”" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "I’m just saying that after everything you’ve been through, you get to look into each other’s eyes and say “I love you.” And that’s beautiful." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Actually, to this day, she’s never really said it." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "I can’t believe you made out with Mandy Chao." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, trust me, I wish it never happened." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "I always thought Peppermint Patty was a lesbian?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, that’s Marcie. Peppermint Patty’s just athletic." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Stuart and I are putting dating profiles online, and it’s one of the questions. And thank you, I’d kill for that woman’s bone structure." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why are you reading Pride and Prejudice?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Not yet." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Okay, just put it on my calendar but start thinking of a reason why I can’t go, alrighty? Koothrappali out. God bless that boy, I don’t know what I’d do without him." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You just got him this afternoon." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Yes, but I’m finding that having a lackey suits me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "A lackey?" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "When I call him, his phone plays Brown Eyed Girl. Which, now that I think about it, is not so good." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You realize he’s just rubbing our noses in the fact that he has a girlfriend, and we don’t." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You have a girlfriend? How could you have a girlfriend? You can’t even speak to women." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Two words, deaf chick. It doesn’t matter if I can’t talk, because she can’t hear me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "That’s what she said." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Great. You have a girlfriend, Howard’s got a girlfriend, Sheldon’s got a girl…" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, so we agree, whenever someone takes us off topic they get their arm hair yanked off." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "And I really can’t let that happen or the girl who does my eyebrows will think I’ve been cheating on her." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, now, one benefit of quantum coupling…" } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Isn’t there a university policy against dating graduate students?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, if you can talk to them, you can ask them out." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "What? You slept with my sister?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "Well, actually, I may have gotten a little tipsy when I talked to her." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And I may have hit on her a little bit." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "I would be kind to my rabbit subjects. At first." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know what’s a cool name? Angelo. That has angel and jell-o in it." } ]

[ { "from": "Raj", "value": "I know, but that sounds anti-Semitic. Anyway, I was thinking we could have a little film festival tonight. The theme, movies that killed their franchises." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. Like Jaws 4, Indiana Jones 4, Daredevil 1." }, { "from": "Raj", "value": "Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous. I mean, you know a movie’s bad when my homegirl Sandy B can’t save it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny’s working tonight, I’m in." } ]