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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "You know, your mom’s never been too thrilled with our relationship. Maybe I should get her something so she warms up to me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "If you could run out and get a PhD, that might make her like you." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "You really want me to pick up your mother all by myself?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hmm, I just feel like it would be a good chance for you to bond." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Or a way for you to avoid her?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know what he’s putting on those cards, but you are smarter than ever." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Fine, if you really want me to, I will pick your mom up." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Seriously?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, you know what, she is my mother-in-law, and I’d like for us to have a good relationship." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That is very mature of you, so I’m gonna go ahead and say, suckah." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey, you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Before I come in, you should know, I have gas. (Holds up gas canister)" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "For the record, not your worst opening line." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Check it out. It’s the gas I use in my free-electron laser to support high voltages. But it also has an interesting secondary use. Here. Breathe this in." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "B-Before I do it, if you’re a cop you have tell me, right?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just try it." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How did I ruin him?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "‘Cause in the olden days, I never would’ve known he was so stupid." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, he wasn’t that stupid." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yes, he was! He thought you were gonna blow up the moon!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, yeah, he’s stupid." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "He spent the entire night bragging about how he invented the word appe-teasers." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How is that my fault?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You have destroyed my ability to tolerate idiots. Now, come with me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Where are we going?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "We’re gonna have sex." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why? I mean, okay." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Coming!" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Damn you, you rat bastard." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you drunk?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Zack was a perfectly nice guy, and then you ruined him!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How did I ruin him?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "‘Cause in the olden days, I never would’ve known he was so stupid." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, he wasn’t that stupid." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yes, he was! He thought you were gonna blow up the moon!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, yeah, he’s stupid." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "He spent the entire night bragging about how he invented the word appe-teasers." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How is that my fault?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sure, but let’s go out here where there’s a little less yelling and guilt. What’s up?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, I got you a little going away present." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, a blanket." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, no, no, no, not just a blanket. See, it has sleeves. Yeah!  So, you can, you know, be all snoodled up while you do your science stuff." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, wow, cool." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, I’m gonna miss you. (She hugs him for a long time) See you later." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Bye." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "When you say mistake, do you mean a fortunate mistake, like the discovery of penicillin?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Look, I’m sorry. I was drunk, I was lonely, I hated Zack. Can we just forget it ever happened?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, it’s pretty well imprinted on my brain. Especially the whole rodeo thing." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, God!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, that’s it? Wham, bam, thank you, Leonard?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Look, I said I’m sorry. Can’t u please let it go?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How am I supposed to let it go? You used me for sex! Morning, Mrs. Gunderson." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, and you certainly don’t have to earn my love." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Of course, you already knew that when you bought me this princess-cut drill bit." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s not what it is." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s nice. What about?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "We were just comparing notes about how you are in the sack." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s funny." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "God!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, look, no Penny, I think what you’re feeling is perfectly valid, and maybe a little bit later today when you’re feeling a little bit less, for lack of a better word, violated, maybe we could talk about this some more." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Stay away from me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sure, that’s another way to go." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "So, is it serious, do you like her?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wuh, I don’t…. th-th-th-that’s really two different questions, uh, I’m not…. Sheldon, we have to go!" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What? (Seeing red car is trying to get between her legs) Ew, stop it, no, leave me alone." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Who’s running the red Corvette?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, no. Seriously?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What’s going on?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Amy broke up with Sheldon." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Is that true?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It was the only way to make him happy." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why did you have to make him happy?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Because when he wasn’t happy, we wanted to kill him. There was even a plan. We were going to throw his Kindle outside, and when he went to get it, lock the door and let him freeze to death." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You couldn’t sleep either?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Of course not." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What are they talking about?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Never mind. I got it." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, you wanted me to pay." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s no big deal." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "So, how was work today?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Ah, it was all right, I guess. Got to Heimlich a cherry stem out of Sheldon. Caught Raj right in the eye." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh! You’re kidding." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, Raj had to go to the nurse." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Wow. Anything else?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mmm, the nurse is a woman, so he couldn’t talk to her. She had to bring him a Grover puppet so he could point at what hurt." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, is that it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Isn’t that enough? It had the weaponised fruit and a puppet. What more do you want?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, where the hell’s the coin?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wasn’t the answer Sheldon’s spot?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, disgusting." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, what’s disgusting is he’s still keeping track." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why do you need all this stuff?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no, no, no." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What’s the matter?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s harder than I thought." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Do something." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, okay. Um, Howard, we need to talk." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Good." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Are we terrible people?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know. What do you want me to do?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Get him, bring him back." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you sure?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay. Howard come back." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, well, then I’ll just cut your vines with my ruby sword. That’s right, I did it. I cut ’em." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Um, I have a question." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Warlord beats troll, troll beats elf, elf beats water sprite, and basically everything beats enchanted bunny." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Ja, und later she’s going to arrest me for goink fashter zen da shpeed of light." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I thought we said in the car, no accents?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sorry, Officer." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why does she get that? We never got that." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Do you want him back?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m very happy for you." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How about that? Einstein was wrong." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Approaching the speed of light doesn’t slow down time. Approaching them does." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey, guys. What you doing? Going out to discover electricity?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "If you’re referring to the work of Benjamin Franklin, he did not discover electricity, he merely used a kite to determine that lightning consists of electricity. He also invented the Franklin stove, bifocals and the flexible urinary catheter. Kites, ho." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’re heading out for some kite fighting." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Kite fighting?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, yeah. It’s an extremely competitive, cutthroat sport." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Does the study say what happens to the unpopular kids?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You tell me, you woke up in bed with one." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Really? Why?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Ah, that’s a good question. Apparently someone was being awfully flirty while not wearing their engagement ring, causing another someone to show up here thinking the first someone might be available." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You bought her a ring?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Do you know what that means?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Are you telling the truth?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Nirsh." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hey, can I ask you a question?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sure." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You’ve had this dart board since I’ve known you, but I’ve never seen you play." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, uh, we played, once. I broke a window." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What window?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That one over there." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Her feelings got hurt because you guys went dress shopping without her." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What is that about?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, he’s smart and crazy enough, he may have actually created a monster. (They enter. Sheldon is by the window.)" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "You liked my short hair, right?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. I loved it. Love you, love the hair, would love to change the subject." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Are you high?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’d have a better shot with the three-breasted Martian hooker from Total Recall." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "So how do I undo this?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m hoping you can get an annulment. It’s just like it never happened." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then he got more angry and kicked the rock with his other foot." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, and what happened to you?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, I laughed so hard, I burst a blood vessel in my nose. It’s fine." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What was that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Believe it or not, personal growth. What happened?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey!" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Did you get my mail." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, right here. How was Nebraska?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What are you gonna do about your bully? Are you gonna see him?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, but, actually, that was this guy’s sister." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "All right, well, what do you think he wants?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Who’s that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, Madame Curie." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know, maybe you and I wouldn’t be together, but you wouldn’t have done so great yourself." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Because I know exactly the kind of guy you would’ve ended up with." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, we came to talk to Zack. Hey, Zack." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Can you please come get him?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, yeah, I’d be… I’d be happy to Penny. (Holds phone up, Howard makes warning siren noises) Oh my God there’s a breech in the radiation unit (Raj joins in) The whole city is in jeopardy, oh my God, Professor Googenfeil is melting, gotta go, bye! (To Howard and Raj) I feel really guilty." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What the hell happened to lovely and charming?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How come you didn’t tell me that you and Father were getting a divorce? How come you didn’t tell me you had surgery? How come you didn’t tell me my dog died?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So it, it’s just flirting?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, yeah. Why?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, no reason. I just think it’s sexier when things are left to the imagination." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "So, what happened in Texas that was so bad?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And before our next drive to Comic-Con, I need the name of that juice." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "She’s not going to steal our idea." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What idea?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’re gonna write an application…" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Are you kidding me?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What’s wrong?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "The what?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s an annual science conference. We’ve all been invited to speak." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Excuse me, Amy. Penny, do you have plans for dinner tonight?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why, you guys going somewhere?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, I mean just you and me." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You mean, like a date?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Not like a date, a date." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Is that why you had to take him to Office Depot last night?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t want to talk about it. There, the place is all yours." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I feel like you guys just went to Comic-Con." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That was San Diego Comic-Con. This is Bakersfield Comic-Con." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Is that better?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, it’s a lot smaller. It’s more about the comic books. The way these conventions used to be before they went all Hollywood." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hang on. Penny, do you have plans for dinner?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why, you guys going somewhere?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, I mean just you and me." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Uh, have you thought this through?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes, and I think we should go anyway." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, wait. What are we doing?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "For some reason, we’re planning a future where we both live with Sheldon forever." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "So, how do you feel? Nice and loose? Come to play? Got your game face on? (The guys look confused.) Are you ready?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, yeah. You know you don’t have to stay for the whole thing." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Is he quitting his job at the university?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, no, he’s going to telecommute. Everybody’s really excited about it." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What’s going on?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey. We’re about to buy tickets for Comic-Con." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "To be cool? Yeah." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I did it, I did it, I’m in the queue." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, my God, would you just get off my case?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Weird." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, damn." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you okay?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Do I look okay?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Don’t bark at me. I fell, too." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What? Are you really upset about Randall coming?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m not saying you have to ask my permission, but you could have talked to me about it before you said it was okay." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Like you talked to me about your gaming room?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Our gaming room. I was gonna put a scented candle in it." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, what’s the big surprise?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just a minute. This tray contains clues as to what you and I are going to be doing on Valentine’s Day." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, for God’s sakes." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You actually put that in an agreement?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. We also put in what happens if one of us wins a MacArthur Grant, or if one of us gets superpowers, or if one of us is bitten by a zombie." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hi Penny, how’s it going. Listen, that guy Mike that you were dating, is that still going on?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Uh, pretty much, why?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Nothing, just catching up. By the way, may I speak to Missy please?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What is happening?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This is an Euler’s Disk. It’s a physics toy that demonstrates angular momentum, potential energy, and kinetic energy." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "How about instead of assuming I failed, you ask me how it went?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sorry. How did it go?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Please, can I do it with him? Please?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ve been listening to Sheldon’s feelings on things for ten years. Tag, you’re it." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "So you’ve really never had a birthday party?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No. But it was okay. I mean, when I was little I’d think maybe my parents would change their mind, and surprise me with a party, like this one birthday I came home from my Cello lesson, and I saw a lot of strange cars parked out front, and when I got to the door I could hear people whispering, and I could smell German chocolate cake, which is my favourite." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "And?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, it turns out my grandfather had died." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Don’t sit in his spot." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Me?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, it’s always me, take one for the team." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Are you gonna let him talk to me like this?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Fancy sounds like a compliment." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What do you mean, nope? What’s wrong with it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Nothing, it’s what’s wrong with him." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "It’s exactly the same…" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny, Penny, I think I know what to do. Sheldon, I have some bad news." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "You did make that up, right?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, God, I wish I had." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Hi." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, let me guess. You guys are drafting your fantasy accounting firms." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’re helping Raj figure out his finances." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, then why are you doing it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, we had a vote. Three of us voted for airplane, Sheldon voted for train, so we’re taking the train." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Will you hold on to this for a couple of days?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s a prop from a movie, and we’re kind of fighting over it." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, now that you point it out…" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Are you kidding me?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We do seem to keep finding room mates." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Excuse me, but if I did such a bad job then why do we already have orders?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "We do?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh-huh. Look. Mrs. Fiona Fondell from Huntsville, Alabama has ordered two." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "No kidding. Two?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh-huh. Look at the comments." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, what just happened?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know. Between you playing chess like Bobby Fischer and Sheldon being okay with you in his spot, I’m guessing someone went back in time, stepped on a bug, and changed the course of human events." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh. Then never mind." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ll print out the shipping label. Uh-oh." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We got an e-mail from the East Rutherford, New Jersey, Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Alliance. They want another thousand Penny Blossoms." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Really?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "One-day rush. I really need to take that off the Web site." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "PRK?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Public restroom kit. Everything a boy needs for making pee pee in new and strange places." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, Olsen twins…" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, I mean, I’m sitting right here. You’re talking about my feelings and somehow leaving me out of the conversation." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Is there anything we can do to help?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know what, this part isn’t that technical. You actually could." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "After you wrap the body in reflective tape, the ends get Teflon tape so we can get a tight seal." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Like this?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, perfect." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And it helps to have small, delicate fingers. So don’t be discouraged if you can’t do it as fast as me and Howard." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I went to school for half my life. I have a doctorate. I’m still paying off college loans." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, how much do you owe? Maybe I can help you out." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wil, can we just turn off the podcast for a little bit?" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What’s up?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know, you don’t need to use Sheldon to get your way with me in a dumb roommate agreement." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Where’d you get that from?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "From Amy." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, why the hell did I memorize the Pledge?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You have fun. I will not be attending." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Can you please talk to him?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, why are you fighting him on this?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Because I am tired of him always getting his way. We don’t need a stupid meeting. We don’t even need a roommate agreement, and I hope that sandwich does cause a party." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, is that offer for everybody?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Nice try. I’m not going." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, are you sure about this?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Absolutely. I just want you to be happy. And maybe a little turned on about how selfless I’m being." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, and after all that, you just moved in?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, I didn’t just move in. First we had to iron out a few details. (Flashback: The apartment)" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Actually, I couldn’t get too mad at him about Joyce Kim." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why not?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, I was doing some government research at the time, you know, military, rocket fuel. It’s kind of secret." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What does that have to do with Joyce Kim?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "As it turns out, she was a North Korean spy. Luckily, Sheldon drove her out before I revealed anything important. Which I’m not saying I would have." } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, what does all this have to do with the elevator?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m getting to it. (Back to flashback.)" } ]

[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, how do you know he said that? You left the room." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, do you want me to finish working on your man feet or not?" } ]