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Micheal Bateman
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Hey, Hamilton. Have a holly, jolly Christmas.
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Micheal Bateman
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Is Allen still handling the Fisher account ? Ofcourse. Who else ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Mistletoe alert. Merry Xmas, Patrick.
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Micheal Bateman
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Merry Xmas, Harry. Merry Christmas.
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Micheal Bateman
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You're late, honey. Oh, yes, you are. I'm not late.
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Micheal Bateman
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I've been here the entire time. You just didn't see me.
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Micheal Bateman
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Say hello to Snowball. Snowball says, "Merry Christmas, Patrick."
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Micheal Bateman
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What is it ? It's a little baby piggly-wiggly, isn't it ?
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Micheal Bateman
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It's a Vietnamese potbellied pig.
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Micheal Bateman
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They make darling pets. Don't you ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Don't you ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Stop scowling, Patrick. You're such a grinch.
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Micheal Bateman
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And what does Mr. Grinch want for Christmas ?
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Micheal Bateman
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And don't say breast implants again.
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Micheal Bateman
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Allen. Marcus. Merry Christmas.
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Micheal Bateman
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How you been ? Workaholic, I suppose ? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Micheal Bateman
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Hey, Hamilton. We're goin' to Nell's. Limo's out front.
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Micheal Bateman
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We should have dinner. Maybe you could bring--
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Micheal Bateman
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Cecilla ? Yes, Cecilla.
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Micheal Bateman
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Oh, Cecilla would adore it.
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Micheal Bateman
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Well, then, let's do it, Marcus.
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Micheal Bateman
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Great party. Thanks.
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Micheal Bateman
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Patrick, why is he calling you Marcus ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Mistletoe alert.
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Micheal Bateman
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Marcus Halberstram for two at 7:00.
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Micheal Bateman
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No, l want to know, okay ? I came here for the cilantro crawfish gumbo,
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Micheal Bateman
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which is, after all, the only excuse one could have for being in this restaurant,
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Micheal Bateman
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which is, by the way, almost completely empty.
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Micheal Bateman
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I'm very sorry, sir. J&B straight, and a Corona.
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Micheal Bateman
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Would you like to hear-- Double Absolut martini.
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Micheal Bateman
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Yes, sir. Would you like to hear the specials ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Not if you want to keep your spleen.
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Micheal Bateman
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This is a real beehive of activity, Halberstram. This place is hot.
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Micheal Bateman
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Very hot. Listen, the mud soup and charcoal arugula...
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Micheal Bateman
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are outrageous here.
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Micheal Bateman
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Yeah, well, you're late. Hey, I'm a child ofdivorce.
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Micheal Bateman
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Give me a break.
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Micheal Bateman
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I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime Jell-O. We should've gone to Dorsia.
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Micheal Bateman
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I could've gotten us a table. Nobody goes there anymore.
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Micheal Bateman
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Is that Ivana Trump ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Oh, geez, Patrick. I mean, Marcus. What are you thinking ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Why would Ivana be at Texarkana ?
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Micheal Bateman
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So, uh, wasn't Rothchild originally handling the Fisher account ?
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Micheal Bateman
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How'd you get it ? Well, I could tell you that, Halberstram,
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Micheal Bateman
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but then I'd have to kill you.
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Micheal Bateman
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I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Great tan, Marcus. I mean, really impressive.
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Micheal Bateman
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Where do you tan ? Salon.
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Micheal Bateman
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I've got a tanning bed at home. You should look into it.
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Micheal Bateman
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And, uh, Cecilla.
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Micheal Bateman
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How is she ? Where is she tonight ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Cecilla's, uh-- Well, you know Cecilla.
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Micheal Bateman
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I think she's having dinner with, um, Evelyn Williams.
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Micheal Bateman
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Evelyn ? Great ass.
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Micheal Bateman
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Goes out with that loser Patrick Bateman. What a dork.
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Micheal Bateman
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Another martini, Paul ?
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Micheal Bateman
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You like Huey Lewis and the News ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Um, they're okay.
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Micheal Bateman
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They're early work was a little too new wave for my taste.
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Micheal Bateman
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But when Sports came out in '83,
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Micheal Bateman
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I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
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Micheal Bateman
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The whole album has a clear, crisp sound,
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Micheal Bateman
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and a new sheen of consummate professionalism...
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Micheal Bateman
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that really gives the songs a big boost.
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Micheal Bateman
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He's been compared to Elvis Costello,
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Micheal Bateman
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but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
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Micheal Bateman
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Hey, Halberstram ? Yes, Allen ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Why are there copies of the Style section all over the place ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Do you-- Do you have a dog ? A little chow or something ?
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Micheal Bateman
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- No, Allen. - Is that a raincoat ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Yes, it is.
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Micheal Bateman
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In '87, Huey released this--
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Micheal Bateman
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Fore, their most accomplished album.
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Micheal Bateman
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I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square."
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Micheal Bateman
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The song's so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics.
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Micheal Bateman
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But they should, because it's not just about...
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Micheal Bateman
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the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends.
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Micheal Bateman
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It's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Paul !
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Micheal Bateman
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Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now,
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Micheal Bateman
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you fuckin' stupid bastard !
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Micheal Bateman
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You fucking bastard !
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Micheal Bateman
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He was completely naked and standing up on the table.
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Micheal Bateman
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He had no clothes on what so ever, and he--
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Micheal Bateman
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Patrick ? Patrick.
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Micheal Bateman
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Is that you ?
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Micheal Bateman
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No, Luis, it's not me. You're mistaken.
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Micheal Bateman
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This is my very good friend, Patrick Bateman.
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Micheal Bateman
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Where are you going ? We're going to Nell's. Gwendolyn's father is buying it.
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Micheal Bateman
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Ooh.
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Micheal Bateman
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Where did you get that overnight bag ?
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Micheal Bateman
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Jean-Paul Gaultier.
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Micheal Bateman
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When I get to Paul Allen's place,
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Micheal Bateman
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I use the keys I took from his pocket...
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Micheal Bateman
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before disposing of the body.
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Micheal Bateman
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There is a moment of sheer panic...
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Micheal Bateman
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when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park...
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Micheal Bateman
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and is obviously more expensive than mine.
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Micheal Bateman
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I calm myself and move into the bedroom,
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Micheal Bateman
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where I find his suitcase and start to pack.
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Micheal Bateman
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It's time for Paul to take a little trip.
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