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But if a man doesnt want to be intimate with a woman, clearly he is gay, or has testosterone problems and needs to see a doctor! | DerpMatt | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,646,525 | MensRights | c5x11l9 |
I dont know if it's just me, but this photo just made me really excited, all speculation aside. | Optional1 | 793 | 1,272 | 479 | 2012-08 | 1,345,638,677 | apple | ymufw |
That is a good picture; sadly, used my upgrade on the 4S, so I might have to hold off on the next one :/ | Flacvest | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,645,260 | apple | c5x0qib |
Wait for the 5S :) Let them iron out all problems with the 5 first like how the 4S did for the 4. | midasmax | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,647,303 | apple | c5x18vz |
That 4S really fixed the low power consumption of the 4. | kiddfroster | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,652,788 | apple | c5x2r31 |
The speculation says only the screen will be taller, the phone itself will keep the same footprint. | FlyingOnion | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,647,314 | apple | c5x1909 |
Creativity does not belong in an organized religion. | ePaF | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,656,199 | Christianity | c5x3qat |
Thank you for your response. | Roulette88888 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,656,627 | Christianity | c5x3uuq |
My wife wonders why I am so fanatical about picking up my brass. | Aspenkarius | 1,230 | 1,909 | 679 | 2012-08 | 1,345,637,047 | guns | ymtel |
Rednecks suck! | tbscotty68 | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,643,918 | guns | c5x0fvo |
Gingrich releases delegates;endorses Romney | TomDerman | 23 | 26 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,345,629,844 | EnoughPaulSpam | ympxe |
Fox News discovers Asexuality, responds exactly as expected | sennkestra | 67 | 81 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,345,628,107 | asexuality | ymp6z |
I counted 2 FOX News employees, a comedian, and a person whose expertise included "being a woman, and stereotyping all women." | jobosno | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,644,867 | asexuality | c5x0n9k |
Because, as we all know, woman are kind of asexual anyway, right? | ebcube | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,794,678 | asexuality | c5xzbsk |
Romney pushes on with discredited welfare attacks | backpackwayne | 91 | 141 | 50 | 2012-08 | 1,345,623,734 | politics | ymn71 |
This welfare system is the biggest threat to our American freedoms | [deleted] | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,630,762 | politics | c5wymsr |
I would have gone with indefinite detention or torture, but I guess welfare is pretty bad too. | keithjr | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,641,234 | politics | c5wzwrh |
But do you still hold people back? | toomanypens | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,664,790 | AskReddit | c5x69tf |
How I feel being a Christian on reddit | MyOathToMadness | 45 | 88 | 43 | 2012-08 | 1,345,614,309 | screenshots | ymhln |
That's how you know it's legitimate, otherwise its just harmless play. | te_anau | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,650,277 | atheism | c5x224r |
Common Insecticide May Harm Boys' Brains More Than Girls' | [deleted] | 33 | 47 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,345,610,443 | MensRights | ymeer |
Cause men just need to man up, it's not always about you( gosh why are you so selfish | Dranosh | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,642,368 | MensRights | c5x04h2 |
NBC/WSJ Poll: Obama Leads Romney w/ African-Americans 94% - 0% (Yeah, ZERO %) | wwabc | 593 | 863 | 270 | 2012-08 | 1,345,608,386 | politics | ymcij |
How dare you suggest that I be responsible for my uterus, you misogynist asshole! | sibqm_lmvm | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,609,655 | MensRights | c5wvi5x |
Coalition can't win with Abbott: Milne | HypothesisFrog | 8 | 16 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,345,605,827 | australia | ym9z7 |
I receive crate of communism and happiness in mail today. | jalertic | 231 | 293 | 62 | 2012-08 | 1,345,603,438 | guns | ym7ga |
Cop killer! | despicable_secret | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,650,726 | guns | c5x26io |
Just FYI: The Ottawa Citizen is moving behind a paywall effective today, so you'll apparently only be able to read 15 articles online per month | NMW | 39 | 41 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,345,603,332 | ottawa | ym7c6 |
Ottawa has terrible newspapers. | GuyTheTerrible | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,606,224 | ottawa | c5wum37 |
Maybe if the companies that provided internet and tv service and own all the tv stations owned the newspapers too things would be better! | jaynone | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,607,021 | ottawa | c5wutul |
Libs to 'outsource' federal bureaucracy | PatternPrecognition | 6 | 11 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,345,603,200 | australia | ym77b |
So we're heading for an American style government, because that's been working so well. | EuanB | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,618,807 | australia | c5wxa9r |
Scumbag Tap | Arcade_West | 1,515 | 5,847 | 4,332 | 2012-08 | 1,345,603,088 | AdviceAnimals | ym736 |
Personally I'm just happy when the tap doesn't come out at a million gallons per second. | NotaMethAddict | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,609,240 | AdviceAnimals | c5wvefa |
Personally, I love it when those taps pressure wash my skin off. | koolgoben | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,610,349 | AdviceAnimals | c5wvo9a |
I'm found this antenna in the attic of the house I'm renting and was curious to what it could be for | [deleted] | 8 | 9 | 1 | 2012-08 | 1,345,601,420 | amateurradio | ym5bu |
Oh man, you said fancy in scare quotes, you must be bigotted towards regular, working man Salisbury Steaks. | rae1988 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,649,166 | budgetfood | c5x1qzs |
HTC Droid Incredible 2 receives official ICS ROM leak | smogincities | 8 | 14 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,345,599,835 | Android | ym3ps |
HTC sucks at delivering updates to their devices, they never updated the Incredible 2. | Hunt3rj2 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,603,916 | Android | c5wtzcq |
First Full HD Video of Curiosity Descent | pixiebat | 3,413 | 10,412 | 6,999 | 2012-08 | 1,345,598,908 | videos | ym2sk |
Looks fake to me. | jimmydabig | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,645,096 | videos | c5x0p4w |
I think you could. | [deleted] | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,599,283 | AdviceAnimals | c5wsquk |
psychedelics and big cities.. horrrrrrrrible | [deleted] | 760 | 760 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,604,239 | pics | c5wu2i8 |
What? | noprotein | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,605,728 | pics | c5wuh6x |
Taking a walk in the woods tripping nuts is something everyone should do at least once. | desp | 291 | 291 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,602,113 | pics | c5wthjs |
Am I wrong in finding this a little offensive? | AaFen | 530 | 721 | 191 | 2012-08 | 1,345,764,471 | MensRights | yq25w |
Why wood pulp is world's new wonder material | GaidinTS | 2,048 | 5,061 | 3,013 | 2012-08 | 1,345,763,786 | science | yq1i6 |
But but but.. people tell me hemp pulp is a billion times better. | Kinglink | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,804,167 | science | c5y0e61 |
hi :) | Cherry-crush | 132 | 280 | 148 | 2012-08 | 1,345,761,417 | palegirls | ypz28 |
Meanwhile in heaven | chasenoface | 181 | 196 | 15 | 2012-08 | 1,345,759,468 | gaybears | ypwwg |
This subreddit definitely needs more circlejerk of Jeff and Dean. | RequireMoreMinerals | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,768,925 | gaybears | c5xts6b |
fucking learn how to crop and shop an image before you steal it! | viktrus | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,759,870 | funny | c5xrlgk |
But then how do you get rid of the 9GAG watermark? | NeedKarmaForFood | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,761,728 | funny | c5xs2dc |
Classic. | [deleted] | 1,468 | 10,144 | 8,676 | 2012-08 | 1,345,758,416 | funny | ypvrm |
About once a month I am forced to wonder: Who is this fatass, and why should I care? | MrMoustachio | -36 | -36 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,781,327 | funny | c5xwv81 |
Apparently you're supposed to feel bad for him and his fairytale disease. | TXFF | -17 | -17 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,781,701 | funny | c5xwyc2 |
Yes because chronic fatigue syndrome isn't a medically accepted disease. | dustyjuicebox | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,791,123 | funny | c5xytqj |
Yes, criminalizing | psmittyky | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,804,955 | PoliticalDiscussion | c5y0h0z |
Graphic artifacts almost cause chopper crash in cherno | trooper2_00 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,756,388 | dayz | yptii |
I LOVE when that happens. | phorkor | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,756,868 | dayz | c5xqsqr |
Hey guys, this will probably get down voted, but does anyone know about minecraft? | LordSharpe | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,820,198 | Minecraft | c5y32ki |
THOSE STARS ARE FUCKING HUGE! | therantwork | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,795,718 | pics | c5xzggz |
We've all been there | HeezyB | 1,847 | 6,297 | 4,450 | 2012-08 | 1,345,754,174 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | ypr1t |
I like purposely stopping back a ways, then creep forward 6 inches, watch all the people behind me follow suit, then do it again 3 or 4 times... entertainment for slow lights...=] | kayveryn | 172 | 172 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,766,796 | AskReddit | c5xta3t |
6 inches = 15.24 centimeters | conversionbot | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,766,995 | AskReddit | c5xtbqz |
Anti-Gay Pastor caught masturbating at playground | revolvingdoor | 1,134 | 1,755 | 621 | 2012-08 | 1,345,752,612 | news | yppdk |
TIL that there are child brides, some as young as 10, who are abused both physically and sexually in Yemen | khays | 9 | 29 | 20 | 2012-08 | 1,345,749,579 | todayilearned | yplzs |
Yet more fun and games from the religion of peace. | pressthebuttonfrank | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,749,790 | todayilearned | c5xouvf |
Great reason. | Tweekex | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,749,274 | leagueoflegends | c5xopj8 |
On the run from miniclip... Yes I'm in third grade | PhillyT | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,761,339 | AskReddit | c5xryvz |
All the Single Ladies - After listening to Republican politicians & their proxies on TV & radio, I'm left wondering why ANY women vote for Republicans | anutensil | 258 | 395 | 137 | 2012-08 | 1,345,747,086 | politics | ypj6r |
Yeah because why would any woman have an interest outside of sexual/abortion issues, right? | richmomz | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,777,710 | politics | c5xvz59 |
You just don't understand art | DisRuptive1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,791,145 | WTF | c5xytv4 |
If Goku taught you how to live, you're going to have some problems with your future wife...and children. | lnsine | 63 | 63 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,751,624 | atheism | c5xpdju |
Just because he's going to take 2 episodes to charge a spirit bomb? | LS_DJ | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,755,414 | atheism | c5xqems |
Considering he saved Earth AND Namek multiple times, I'm going to allow it. | SSJAmes | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,766,793 | atheism | c5xta2l |
Yeah, but Jesus saved our souls | lnsine | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,768,547 | atheism | c5xtozq |
Apparently my face is the envy of astronomers everywhere | Patapwn | 55 | 66 | 11 | 2012-08 | 1,345,744,228 | OkCupid | ypfyb |
He forgot to say "no homo". | Thats-Awkward | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,746,635 | OkCupid | c5xnxjk |
Dark Souls internal res fix - 1920x1080 no blur - more stable release to come (credits to Durante on NeoGAF) | insane0hflex | 273 | 381 | 108 | 2012-08 | 1,345,743,591 | Games | ypf8m |
The fact it took him 23 minutes without access to the source reflects very very badly indeed on From Software | IVI4tt | 103 | 103 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,747,966 | Games | c5xobvg |
parents sue over abstinence only sex-ed in public school | canadevil | 336 | 391 | 55 | 2012-08 | 1,345,742,293 | atheism | ypdte |
This problem wouldn't exist if parents took responsibility for their kids instead of expecting schools to babysit them. | [deleted] | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,758,759 | atheism | c5xrb6z |
And yet, this would still not be a problem if parents actually acted like parents instead of expecting schools to teach their kids fucking everything. | [deleted] | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,760,095 | atheism | c5xrnj0 |
Yeah, we should just trust all parents to teach their kids everything they really need to know, because of course they would never withhold information and their knowledge is assuredly completely unbiased and current, unlike *public school* teachers! | frstv | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,762,409 | atheism | c5xs8bm |
Government runs ads to get more people on food stamps | greg25 | 64 | 81 | 17 | 2012-08 | 1,345,739,246 | Libertarian | ypah4 |
I vote for open enrollment.... I have a RIGHT to FOOD..... Lets given every person (not citizen, every person) and $100 credit at the grocery store of their choice every week... Only then will the evil rich pay their fair share | the_ancient1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,762,028 | Libertarian | c5xs4z0 |
Start 'em young | DBECKK | 151 | 167 | 16 | 2012-08 | 1,345,739,009 | longboarding | ypa7z |
Too bad a helmet doesn't protect your wrist. | senortrollio | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,782,045 | longboarding | c5xx18s |
The Bain Files: Inside Mitt Romney's Tax-Dodging Cayman Schemes | squidit | 2,046 | 4,481 | 2,435 | 2012-08 | 1,345,738,356 | politics | yp9ir |
This title was not editorialized at ALL. | DonaldBlake | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,765,498 | politics | c5xsz5p |
The Puppiest Puppy Eyes Your Pupils Have Ever Perceived! | NateTrib | 1,219 | 8,771 | 7,552 | 2012-08 | 1,345,736,347 | aww | yp7eb |
8/23/11 Never Forget | nerf_hurrdurr | 44 | 67 | 23 | 2012-08 | 1,345,736,092 | nyc | yp74d |
Thank you for reminding me of this horrible day in east coast US history. | ChrisG592 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,758,109 | nyc | c5xr4wl |
Every time my girlfriend is away | [deleted] | 659 | 1,690 | 1,031 | 2012-08 | 1,345,732,807 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | yp3v9 |
By the looks of it, you're a very bad boyfriend. | DahkenR | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,759,449 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c5xrhkf |
Yeah, wanting a night for yourself when she's away is SO bad, and masturbation in a relationship is HORRIBLE! | JustCallMeBen | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,813,469 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | c5y1kxz |
UFC 151: Is Dan Henderson Hiding a Training Injury? | joey6957 | 7 | 15 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,345,732,646 | MMA | yp3pz |
Bleacher report is like the daily mail of mma journalism. | whoneedsmeme | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,736,895 | MMA | c5xl6ed |
Yeah, all sources suck. | iluvurkidz | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,739,326 | MMA | c5xlukl |
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