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Dave Grohl Doesn't Like Thirsty Fans | cdnmarty | 2,102 | 6,279 | 4,177 | 2012-08 | 1,345,675,110 | pics | ynvrb |
I can't really think of many people I'd rather go drinking with. | cdnmarty | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,682,571 | pics | c5xay4t |
I would want to ask him about how Kurt was in real life, but I feel like that would be in bad taste. | SGTSHOOTnMISS | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,694,740 | pics | c5xdzsk |
yes, i wonder why nobody asks him that | roxxe | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,725,977 | pics | c5xinoz |
Hooray the wonderfully productive and informative debate about Naughty Nautilus made it to reddit! | ranger4290 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,672,925 | leagueoflegends | c5x8kmu |
Texas judge needs a tax increase to prepare for a civil war if Obama is reelected | roflwoffle | 3 | 7 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,345,669,535 | politics | ynpsu |
Yeah because shaming men for the size of a body part (a characteristic they have no control over) is legitimate and funny. | Drainedsoul | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,667,092 | funny | c5x6yph |
See, that's why I'm a dog guy. | [deleted] | 1,446 | 5,807 | 4,361 | 2012-08 | 1,345,666,882 | funny | ynms9 |
I hate it when cats do this... ...I'm always talking to my cat about this "tibbles", i say "this really cant go on" | lenswipe | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,689,538 | funny | c5xcnx0 |
Lingchi (The Slow Slicing) - a Chinese penal punishment - XIXth century | Fdurke | 290 | 385 | 95 | 2012-08 | 1,345,662,729 | HistoryPorn | yni2g |
whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy | PluffyNupkins | 77 | 77 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,674,683 | HistoryPorn | c5x90wz |
Probably religion. | Moistjunk | -26 | -26 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,675,020 | HistoryPorn | c5x93yv |
probably humans | GoodMilk | 52 | 52 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,686,296 | HistoryPorn | c5xbuun |
They don't deserve that title. | [deleted] | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,687,758 | HistoryPorn | c5xc832 |
If I wanted to discuss religion, I'd go to a subreddit of religious discussion! | DatoeDakari | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,704,669 | HistoryPorn | c5xg4em |
you have a few missed calls. | willrd88 | 216 | 270 | 54 | 2012-08 | 1,345,660,717 | AdviceAnimals | ynfri |
She needs to contact you asap, wow she's overattached. | zCourge_iDX | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,661,866 | AdviceAnimals | c5x5er0 |
Epic response to Facebook comments on the Obama quote about Akin | redrabbit33 | 14 | 20 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,345,660,455 | Feminism | ynfh3 |
Sheriff candidate says he wouldn't reject deadly force to stop abortions | Politics - WMUR Home | Searchlights | 162 | 214 | 52 | 2012-08 | 1,345,659,898 | politics | ynetv |
PC gamer key holders to get beta access on Friday. | TheStoner | 88 | 96 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,345,659,200 | Planetside | yne2c |
They really suck at sticking to their word when it comes to the beta don't they? | Crisx3 | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,663,718 | Planetside | c5x5yg9 |
BUT RABBLE RABBLE THEY'RE NOT REALLY PRIORITY RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE | Magres | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,786,063 | Planetside | c5xxwgm |
5 reasons why you should hookup on the internet | dtynisha | 2 | 5 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,345,659,017 | sex | yndum |
By a totally neutral site | hamhead | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,659,370 | sex | c5x4nz3 |
Romney campaign calls out Obama for misspelling 'Ohio' | KidQuantum | 0 | 22 | 25 | 2012-08 | 1,345,658,557 | politics | yndc5 |
Free copies of Atlas Shrugged for undergrads (pardon the source) | ParahSailin | 0 | 7 | 8 | 2012-08 | 1,345,657,244 | Anarcho_Capitalism | ynbw5 |
Giving away free copies of books doesn't sound very Objectivist. | hobbit6 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,735,626 | Anarcho_Capitalism | c5xktwq |
Congratulations Whitney! | mfih1989 | 0 | 6 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,345,657,180 | toosoon | ynbto |
Room for Debate: Should the Fed Risk Inflation to Spur Growth? | besttrousers | 51 | 85 | 34 | 2012-08 | 1,345,656,553 | Economics | ynb4j |
And if the natural rate of interest is negative...? | Integralds | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,664,603 | Economics | c5x67u8 |
Fall is rapidly approaching, but that's no reason to stop wearing bright chinos | jdbee | 659 | 1,114 | 455 | 2012-08 | 1,345,655,917 | malefashionadvice | ynae5 |
all these guys look ridiculous... i'd just rather wear a t-shirt with 'YOLO' on the front | TexasNexus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,693,823 | malefashionadvice | c5xdrm6 |
Parental righteousness - you just wouldn't fucking know | WatchedByChickens | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,687,029 | childfree | c5xc1ja |
New Dishonored screenshots | IOnEIFalcon | 840 | 1,337 | 497 | 2012-08 | 1,345,653,726 | gaming | yn85m |
Dillon Francis and Diplo Talk Moombahton - YouTube | jayfur | 64 | 69 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,345,653,545 | moombahton | yn7z7 |
man this shit is old, is there any OC on this sub? | lolbbq | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,657,125 | moombahton | c5x4012 |
It came out yesterday according to youtube | Rly_Do_Not_Want | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,661,753 | moombahton | c5x5dhn |
this is why i unsubscribed to this sub, let it be known | lolbbq | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,662,071 | moombahton | c5x5gvo |
Are you ready to take the loyalty oath citizen? | gonzone | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,654,162 | politics | c5x355x |
Paragon Leveling Ladder - the race has begun | wkernel | 234 | 314 | 80 | 2012-08 | 1,345,653,100 | Diablo | yn7ie |
It's definitely more fun to calculate all of their paragon levels. | AcolyteRB3 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,663,122 | Diablo | c5x5s0x |
Asked for a bagel with cream cheese and this is what I get... Fuck you Tim hortons. | 64536453 | 1,257 | 2,530 | 1,273 | 2012-08 | 1,345,652,903 | food | yn7b9 |
Must be because Alberta has no dairy industry. | Nessie | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,726,338 | food | c5xipst |
Tehran, Iran | Isfahan | 2,491 | 17,035 | 14,544 | 2012-08 | 1,345,652,851 | pics | yn78z |
The Onion - "Teacher Just Hopes They Never Google Him" | dinkleberg31 | 21 | 23 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,345,652,641 | Teachers | yn714 |
I really, really hope you didn't take this article seriously. | Metaler | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,666,095 | Teachers | c5x6nr6 |
Chill out Fox... Seriously. | charlie702 | 1,547 | 3,643 | 2,096 | 2012-08 | 1,345,652,593 | atheism | yn6ze |
it's interesting they bother to throw obama in there at all, it's clearly aimed at the magic underwear crowd. | Jeepersca | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,676,717 | atheism | c5x9jbm |
everyone knows mormons aren't christians | everred | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,691,017 | atheism | c5xd1ew |
People obsessed with hating "political correctness" always throw hissy fits when you suggest they might be complete shitheads. | IndSev | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,664,330 | ShitRedditSays | c5x6503 |
Don't you know they're speaking the unpopular truth that everyone else is too afraid to admit? | FistofanAngryGoddess | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,665,335 | ShitRedditSays | c5x6fnp |
My life is now complete | UnholyEntity | 683 | 4,888 | 4,205 | 2012-08 | 1,345,652,154 | funny | yn6j5 |
Is it bad that I just want to eat a giant spoonful of it? | beebrianna | 104 | 104 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,660,101 | funny | c5x4vto |
This kills the penis | R3M_X | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,691,834 | funny | c5xd8zb |
Wtf are you even talking about, you fucking idiot. | [deleted] | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,692,164 | funny | c5xdc1n |
And you haven't learned a thing. | Rushrofl | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,742,262 | funny | c5xmoi1 |
Ive learned you allllll are jackasses, and thats why youre all going to burn in your bullshit religions hell. | [deleted] | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,742,544 | funny | c5xmrex |
Free Ebook With Physical Copy = Triple Sales | kjhatch | 811 | 1,050 | 239 | 2012-08 | 1,345,651,384 | books | yn5rc |
Camouflaged cell tower, suspicion is growing. | nuxxor | 1,022 | 13,734 | 12,712 | 2012-08 | 1,345,651,008 | AdviceAnimals | yn5cq |
I've conferred with the conifer committee, and we've decided not to downvote you, but we think you should be ashamed of yourself | ducksauks | 194 | 194 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,656,861 | AdviceAnimals | c5x3xbt |
But now there is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees, for the Maples want more sunlight and the Oaks ignore their pleas. | rooktakesqueen | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,669,219 | AdviceAnimals | c5x7lgu |
No, because no one on the internet has ever listened to Rush. | owl_man | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,675,065 | AdviceAnimals | c5x94dl |
Yet another male feminist attempts, and fails, to appease Radfems by degrading himself and his fellow men. | Meadester | 52 | 85 | 33 | 2012-08 | 1,345,649,614 | MensRights | yn3tp |
So brave. | cthulufunk | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,680,468 | MensRights | c5xag6a |
GOP will tout 'We Built This' in Tampa arena built with public funds | magneticsprings | 301 | 467 | 166 | 2012-08 | 1,345,648,849 | politics | yn31k |
I bet they'll use roads to get there, too!...Pfft, hypocrites! | RichardDeckard | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,664,202 | politics | c5x63l3 |
I was wearing boxers to sleep | DforDrew | 214 | 276 | 62 | 2012-08 | 1,345,647,074 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | yn1au |
Ryan Refuses To Say Abortions Should Be Available To Women Who Are Raped | davidreiss666 | 1,620 | 3,395 | 1,775 | 2012-08 | 1,345,645,734 | politics | ymzyp |
Why the Akin affair matters: it points to a larger Republican problem: it has become a party that, at the grass roots, celebrates ignorance. | therm | 2,207 | 10,026 | 7,819 | 2012-08 | 1,345,645,710 | politics | ymzy2 |
Hey, stop being so propagandized. | 47Ronin | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,668,398 | politics | c5x7cr2 |
A week after losing his appeal for the right-to-die with assistance from a doctor, Tony Nicklinson, who was paralysed from the neck down and described his life as a "living nightmare", dies after refusing food for a week. | Mutant86 | 3,159 | 15,270 | 12,111 | 2012-08 | 1,345,645,403 | worldnews | ymznr |
I think "Doctor Assisted Suicide" is a fair and unbiased name. | halotwo2 | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,670,753 | worldnews | c5x808p |
For this same reason, I call the defibrillator the "resurrection machine". | mayor_of_awesometown | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,675,282 | worldnews | c5x96cn |
High Line Haters? | arpsito | 103 | 118 | 15 | 2012-08 | 1,345,644,958 | nyc | ymz94 |
Imagine the shit storm if a man were to do this. | ZeusJuice | 20 | 40 | 20 | 2012-08 | 1,345,644,591 | MensRights | ymyyd |
That isn't sexual assault it's an expression of sexual liberation | EpicJ | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,645,235 | MensRights | c5x0qao |
A Chicago Trib Writer Proposing Bike Tolls and Stop Sign Cameras For Cyclist Offenders. | jbg830 | 189 | 271 | 82 | 2012-08 | 1,345,644,151 | chicago | ymylf |
yeah genius, then the city can have millions of photos of cyclists running stop signs for no reason. | bikebikemike | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,647,858 | chicago | c5x1ead |
Genius, and very inexpensive to install those cameras. | kbud | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,648,282 | chicago | c5x1ied |
Ubisoft: PC Piracy Levels At 95% | ken27238 | 226 | 392 | 166 | 2012-08 | 1,345,643,705 | technology | ymy7m |
No, because a large portion of that 20 million would not have purchased the game if it wasn't going to be free. | Canadian4Paul | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,650,573 | technology | c5x2514 |
GOP Approves 'Most Conservative Platform In Modern History' | ThinkProgress | MrFMF | 948 | 1,540 | 592 | 2012-08 | 1,345,643,645 | politics | ymy5w |
Yup, those are completely sustainable values that doesn't overreach the governments involvement in people's lives while crippling the monetary influx that you would need to enforce that unnecessary intimacy. | possiblypunctilious | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,683,868 | politics | c5xb9db |
I'm not from America. | [deleted] | 1,522 | 1,522 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,642,748 | AskReddit | c5x076m |
I didn't know Obama was on reddit. | Slayer5227 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,665,114 | AskReddit | c5x6da6 |
Muslim. | undercover_apple | 219 | 219 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,645,175 | AskReddit | c5x0psa |
Didn't stop Obama. | mrdelayer | 337 | 337 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,647,451 | AskReddit | c5x1ae6 |
Westjet to cut leg room on all 737s - to increase it for business class. | alpha69 | 165 | 201 | 36 | 2012-08 | 1,345,642,637 | canada | ymxbd |
6' i do not approve this, taller people should have priority and get more leg room without paying | pandapwnr | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,646,256 | canada | c5x0z7o |
Ubisoft claims 93-95% piracy rate of their products. | ecbremner | 118 | 154 | 36 | 2012-08 | 1,345,641,825 | gaming | ymwom |
There is also the part where they purposely delay **EVERY SINGLE** PC game at least a month from it's console alternative and many people just don't feel like for a likely inferior port. | Neo-Calypso | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,668,817 | gaming | c5x7h7m |
Well they have to get the DRM right | RavarSC | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,674,758 | gaming | c5x91m2 |
Man Kicked Off Flight Over Anti-TSA Shirt | shazbaz | 1,408 | 3,031 | 1,623 | 2012-08 | 1,345,640,847 | news | ymvy8 |
Decent people don't link infowars. | [deleted] | 397 | 397 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,643,820 | news | c5x0f51 |
That should give you an idea of the relevance of the article. | DrOOpieS | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,646,591 | news | c5x1279 |
Yes, because we all know the mainstream media is covering all the important stuff | djrocksteady | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,658,304 | news | c5x4cnr |
CNN is so much better | samsterlicious | -10 | -10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,662,442 | news | c5x5kt3 |
Meanwhile in Germany | holy_maccaroni | 1,488 | 4,998 | 3,510 | 2012-08 | 1,345,640,021 | atheism | ymvcx |
What does it say of our nation that Germany is more progressive than us? | wojovox | -11 | -11 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,645,833 | atheism | c5x0vfs |
The new poster campaign on campus | jj7921 | 2,192 | 3,469 | 1,277 | 2012-08 | 1,345,639,147 | MensRights | ymuqt |
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