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Funny thing is, Obama does share their religion, only they're too stupid to notice that. | paffle | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,478,849 | politics | c5w01xn |
But he's black and his name is Muslim! | AyChihuahua | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,492,401 | politics | c5w4dpl |
Nevada Same-Sex Couple Denied Hospital Visitation Despite Domestic Partnership | davidreiss666 | 1,648 | 3,185 | 1,537 | 2012-08 | 1,345,472,134 | politics | yiud2 |
Bill Koch's Western Town near Kebler Pass | JingJang | 21 | 24 | 3 | 2012-08 | 1,345,472,007 | Colorado | yiu8q |
I would also like to be able to say "black" instead of "African American" and "midget" instead of "little person." | SlickTricks | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,482,879 | AskReddit | c5w1f5q |
Disney's Open Source software and libraries | [deleted] | 15 | 22 | 7 | 2012-08 | 1,345,471,542 | technology | yituk |
I don't know man, couldn't this have a virus in it. | sleeplessone | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,492,643 | technology | c5w4gfb |
Ummm that's a big negative there ghost rider | MamaCallsMePrecious | 301 | 536 | 235 | 2012-08 | 1,345,471,507 | WTF | yitti |
Forgive me, but SOMEONE has to say it - how is this WTF? | [deleted] | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,487,627 | WTF | c5w2xr3 |
because it's a spider where have you been the last month ? | stevieboy100 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,507,302 | WTF | c5w8fw9 |
Yes, because everyone will instantly have access to all the benefits of the singularity regardless of geographical location or socioeconomic status, and no one anywhere could possibly think the singularity is a bad thing. | sllewgh | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,531,975 | TrueAskReddit | c5we7e9 |
Woman who debunks Assange as "Not a rapist, but probably a douche" has her opinion completely disregarded as male abuse. | Deagonx | 552 | 763 | 211 | 2012-08 | 1,345,469,902 | MensRights | yismz |
Mitt Romney Welfare Ad Repeats False Claim | pfalcon42 | 25 | 45 | 20 | 2012-08 | 1,345,469,121 | politics | yis40 |
FIOA request reveals information warfare being waged against Alex Jones and other alternative news sites by US Military, intelligence and counter-intelligence agencies. | alllie | 71 | 106 | 35 | 2012-08 | 1,345,468,902 | conspiracy | yirza |
This is gonna make me read Alex Jones every day and to accuse his attackers of being agents. | alllie | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,474,898 | conspiracy | c5vytgp |
please be | ikilledyourcat | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,488,103 | conspiracy | c5w32wc |
Plants vs Zombies 2 is a thing and it is coming out next Spring! | FoldedTwice | 176 | 260 | 84 | 2012-08 | 1,345,468,682 | Games | yirtz |
Only everyday of my life. | POW_PlayOnWords | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,476,380 | atheism | c5vz8ym |
I pray for you. | TheWhiteGripes | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,489,009 | atheism | c5w3cpw |
Do you think these criminals will suddenly start abiding by the rules and turn in their guns once they're banned? | peoplesuck357 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,482,573 | todayilearned | c5w1bj0 |
No, but time and hard work will. | Williebob | -12 | -12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,482,937 | todayilearned | c5w1fuu |
Case in point, marajuana. | Samespbn | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,488,573 | todayilearned | c5w37ym |
In China, less than 1% of households control more than 70% of private financial wealth - WSJ | a_gorillion_dollars | 1,963 | 6,116 | 4,153 | 2012-08 | 1,345,467,322 | worldnews | yiqyb |
Except that closed internet, controlled media and extreme corruption has absolutely nothing to do with communism. | HerrKanin | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,489,989 | worldnews | c5w3n8z |
(Just as a country can't be considered a democracy if the people of the country are threatened, coerced, or bullied into voting for the ruling party.) | cake_mimic | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,494,674 | worldnews | c5w52hn |
But it's not a democracy, it's a republic | Revvy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,496,302 | worldnews | c5w5ji6 |
I have it on good authority from senators that the female body secretes certain secretions to make pregnancy impossible in the cases of rape, so that obviously couldn't have happened. | Illanit1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,487,504 | AskReddit | c5w2we2 |
Borderlands 2 has gone gold | Losicta | 116 | 133 | 17 | 2012-08 | 1,345,461,798 | Borderlands | yinza |
I'm calling it now: scene release for X360 and PS3 in less than two weeks... ... but PC piracy is killing the industry! | Sloi | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,492,719 | Borderlands | c5w4h9d |
In one of the most blatant examples of pandering to a powerful constituency, the Obama administration has approved E15 for use in model 2001 and newer vehicles | joshuahedlund | 29 | 43 | 14 | 2012-08 | 1,345,461,388 | Libertarian | yinsh |
so now they are pretending like they don't know they fucked up diablo forever? | nathiaas | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,464,432 | diablo3 | c5vwwjt |
Think about these questions, would you. | ElBurritoLuchador | 1,571 | 8,808 | 7,237 | 2012-08 | 1,345,460,184 | atheism | yin9g |
I love Nickelback | greenalleycat | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,460,380 | AskReddit | c5vwgy2 |
Woah woah, let's not get too ahead of ourselves here. | subtly_irrelevant | 63 | 63 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,460,700 | AskReddit | c5vwi1y |
Aren't Ugs pretty? | Riffles04 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,461,035 | AskReddit | c5vwj7v |
I prefer Crocs | chewb | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,490,856 | AskReddit | c5w3wj7 |
Bank of England deputy governor Paul Tucker warned banks they could collapse 'before Christmas' - The Daily Telegraph | yourmindfire | 36 | 55 | 19 | 2012-08 | 1,345,457,544 | collapse | yim7q |
good thing QE came in to solve the problems | tonypotenza | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,471,502 | collapse | c5vxzg3 |
Jeb tweets about corner stairs! | strifeblood | 944 | 1,519 | 575 | 2012-08 | 1,345,457,359 | Minecraft | yim4f |
At this point, why not make all 'terrain' blocks smaller (like, half height/width/depth) so people can make any detailed shapes they like? | basvdo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,504,189 | Minecraft | c5w7o0b |
I have been hearing this a lot lately. | fml420 | 1,480 | 6,585 | 5,105 | 2012-08 | 1,345,456,560 | AdviceAnimals | yilst |
I hear med school has a really great acceptance rate for Visual Arts undergrads like you. | upvoteOrKittyGetsIt | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,489,874 | AdviceAnimals | c5w3m1k |
Tank Superiority Ribbon anyone? | Haak0ntje | 296 | 370 | 74 | 2012-08 | 1,345,455,689 | battlefield3 | yilh6 |
They already have this, it's just called the combat efficiency ribbon for some reason. | Thorbinator | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,537,239 | battlefield3 | c5wex3e |
How stupid can someone be - Beni Prasad Verma says he is happy with rising prices | Fight101 | 17 | 23 | 6 | 2012-08 | 1,345,455,092 | india | yil91 |
Don't taunt bar security! | vtec21 | 11 | 21 | 10 | 2012-08 | 1,345,454,286 | videos | yikxu |
Thats true, drunk people can't cause bodily harm, only sober people. | Juice_Box999 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,468,483 | videos | c5vxg90 |
How Todd Akin and Paul Ryan Partnered to Redefine Rape | AnokNomFaux | 492 | 805 | 313 | 2012-08 | 1,345,454,252 | politics | yikxd |
Burma Abolishes Media Censorship | Gadelen | 701 | 938 | 237 | 2012-08 | 1,345,445,639 | worldnews | yigwf |
"Burma Abolishes Media less Precise Censorship" /ftfy sandvines for the win! | iiiears | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,473,290 | worldnews | c5vydu2 |
TIL that metal from the fallen world trade center were used on the Curiosity and Spirit rover. | [deleted] | 1,577 | 5,080 | 3,503 | 2012-08 | 1,345,443,164 | todayilearned | yifcz |
Well, Garen doesn't have to have stacks for it to deal more damage and it'll do insane damage when someones below 30 hp also garen is manaless which is a huge factor considering that darius ult costs quite the bit of mana | OvanSama | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,443,261 | leagueoflegends | c5vuehr |
I think anybody dies from ANY ult when they are below 30HP...except for maybe Poppy...she is OP | odessabo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,346,179,721 | leagueoflegends | c602o63 |
I honestly don't... but would. | anonimyus | 10 | 15 | 5 | 2012-08 | 1,345,440,981 | WTF | yidsy |
Great How I Met Your Mother quote. | Supacaboose | 1,266 | 9,280 | 8,014 | 2012-08 | 1,345,437,335 | funny | yiatc |
Why do most of these quotes seem to have a reddish tint to them? | Xamus | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,456,901 | funny | c5vw5ct |
I think in this case its just instagram. | Interwhat | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,459,070 | funny | c5vwch4 |
Film director Tony Scott jumps to his death from Vincent Thomas Bridge | detectiveriggsboson | 2,531 | 9,273 | 6,742 | 2012-08 | 1,345,434,512 | movies | yi88v |
When I get terminal I'm gonna check out early as soon as it starts hurting. | fuckyoubarry | 176 | 176 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,439,502 | movies | c5vtnj2 |
I'd buy one of those "ride anywhere the Amtrak goes" passes, pack a backpack and just go. | raisedgrooves | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,441,099 | movies | c5vtzfi |
Yeah then you can die in pain, alone, and in a strange place. | fuckyoubarry | 100 | 100 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,441,260 | movies | c5vu0kj |
Sounds like a blast..sign me up! | RoyallyTenenbaumed | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,442,364 | movies | c5vu8hf |
Ask NetSec: What benefits are there to limiting password length? | Munkii | 57 | 84 | 27 | 2012-08 | 1,345,432,355 | netsec | yi64s |
and I had such high hopes for him to begin with. | elobooster | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,437,898 | leagueoflegends | c5vtaq0 |
When you travel if you only go for the attractions, you'll be done in 3 days in every city in the world. | mcjoken | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,460,540 | ottawa | c5vwhi4 |
I think panmure road and highway 417 is the most beautiful part of the city | jaynone | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,474,553 | ottawa | c5vyq3f |
Israel Police: Hundreds watched attempt to lynch Palestinians in Jerusalem, did not interfere. | twolf1 | 354 | 585 | 231 | 2012-08 | 1,345,426,102 | worldnews | yi065 |
There is no need to read the article, the title is enough. | Shvedi | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,469,149 | worldnews | c5vxk4q |
So, that's why he's forever young. | NotANoveltyUser | 493 | 763 | 270 | 2012-08 | 1,345,422,560 | pokemon | yhwrm |
I enjoy seeing this picture every week.. You know. | KyraGrace | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,482,199 | pokemon | c5w174r |
Stats don't lie: how badly England was beaten in this series by SA. | spaceisinthemind | 6 | 10 | 4 | 2012-08 | 1,345,593,074 | Cricket | ylwwk |
How I feel when the girl I like posts a duckface picture on facebook | Nemesis106 | 898 | 2,724 | 1,826 | 2012-08 | 1,345,592,777 | funny | ylwma |
They had to disable the language filter so 10 year olds can call you a "nigger, cunt, fuck face" and re render all the teabag physics because the same 10 year olds want more "lift and separate". | voteferpedro | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,589,689 | gaming | c5wqdqz |
Oh Animaniacs... I need to rewatch all the episodes now to get the jokes I didn't get 18 years ago. | MrRomero | 2,671 | 36,887 | 34,216 | 2012-08 | 1,345,588,938 | funny | ylsnx |
You're so funny | unbraikable | -15 | -15 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,597,644 | funny | c5wsbzr |
They don't make cartoons like they use too. | LimitedKnight | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,600,102 | funny | c5wsyeg |
Poor college kid coasters | biocult | 726 | 10,788 | 10,062 | 2012-08 | 1,345,588,271 | funny | ylrzp |
It's slightly clever, unlike your incorrect apostrophe | kara123125 | -34 | -34 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,597,241 | funny | c5ws8dn |
Neutral Milk Hotel | Charles_Shaw | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,598,149 | Music | c5wsgj7 |
Yeah, no one on here listens to them. | Formaldehyd3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,603,649 | Music | c5wtwqh |
Will the Lakers retire Kobe's #8, #24, or both? | [deleted] | 47 | 63 | 16 | 2012-08 | 1,345,586,061 | nba | ylpqe |
Neither, I don't think he's worthy of having his jersey retired. | Zeppelanoid | -30 | -30 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,587,360 | nba | c5wprpr |
TF2 Blog Post: Bring Home the Gold, Boys! | ChaplainTF2 | 145 | 187 | 42 | 2012-08 | 1,345,585,947 | tf2 | ylpl0 |
As a Canadian, I'm greatly offended by that last part ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | wickedplayer494 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,586,528 | tf2 | c5wpjxl |
TIL the President is flying millions of Muslims into the country on charter jets to marry American women and turn them in "baby factories for Islam" | But_Wait_Theres_More | 88 | 132 | 44 | 2012-08 | 1,345,583,408 | obama | ylmy6 |
zora logic is logical | joannaeswan | 64 | 91 | 27 | 2012-08 | 1,345,581,566 | zelda | ylkyt |
i find it more illogical that while he is on the verge of death can't even swim to shore by himself, he is still able to perfectly perform a song on his guitar. | lewok | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,638,346 | zelda | c5wzgmv |
I find it illogical that princesses can fit inside bottles. | themadnad | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,645,412 | zelda | c5x0rs5 |
well obviously female deku scrubs bodies are made of a type of wood that is incredibly malleable allowing them to fit into small spaces. | lewok | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,646,446 | zelda | c5x10vf |
Obama continues to lead in Virginia - Public Policy Polling | paddlin84 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 2012-08 | 1,345,580,848 | VirginiaPolitics | ylk6k |
What CCP wanted to do with Incarna. | [deleted] | 1 | 3 | 2 | 2012-08 | 1,345,579,927 | Eve | ylj73 |
Gary Neville on Cazorla's debut in the EPL (video) | NextTopNerd | 478 | 585 | 107 | 2012-08 | 1,345,579,768 | soccer | ylj0s |
Fucking hell, they can pronounce Pogrebnyak, Pavlyuchenko, Skrtel and Sigurdsson, surely Cazorla isn't that tough. | BumScruples | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,585,827 | soccer | c5wpd4z |
Am I the only one that wishes this would end already? | krevo | 187 | 334 | 147 | 2012-08 | 1,345,579,341 | guns | ylijo |
Guns 'R Us: Buying Guns in America: Big Issues: GQ | BlankVerse | 69 | 88 | 19 | 2012-08 | 1,345,578,516 | guns | ylhnu |
Pfft, who needs to overthrow an oppressive government anyway, it's not like it's ever happened. | Dranosh | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,603,305 | guns | c5wttbj |
Romney vs obama | LanceTheMan16 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 2012-08 | 1,345,578,353 | politics | ylhhj |
So this is completely accurate | cak3crumbs | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,578,867 | politics | c5wncwp |
The CDC pegs it at over 30,000 pregnancies for rape per year. | ericn1300 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,578,208 | politics | c5wn5r5 |
Um.. excuse me, but everyone knows that science is bullshit compared to the crazy religious shit I make up in my head. | godless_communism | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2012-08 | 1,345,604,126 | politics | c5wu1e9 |
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