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Obviously we should trade him since he's nothing but wasted space! | Linkanator55 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,987,160 | Browns | cd1igh0 |
This guy is doing it right | forevereighty9 | 1,960 | 1,960 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,974,975 | funny | 1pe3px |
No kids vs kids posts always end in a shit storm. | CloverKitty | 219 | 219 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,989,570 | funny | cd1ji2d |
I still don't understand why people think just because you have kids it means you can't be successful or buy an exotic car? | TrollyMcTrollster | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,991,368 | funny | cd1kaio |
You can buy a used Cayman S for like $35k, not terribly exotic. | [deleted] | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,996,451 | funny | cd1mgh8 |
"The women I have dated are all materialistic, so ALL women must be materialistic" Sounds about right | thejennadaisy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,975,053 | AskReddit | cd1djee |
Leftist Intellectual and Editor of the kalifa thinks that Modi orchestrated the blast at Patna to gain Sympathy | True_Indianmuslim | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,974,572 | india | 1pe36g |
This show is horrible | JeremyTheMVP | 818 | 818 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,973,941 | funny | 1pe2bi |
It's worse when it's your bathing suit top on the beach.. Not that that ever happened | eelassirak | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,974,580 | bigboobproblems | cd1dcvu |
Sounds like you did some very careful analysis on this one... | glorysk87 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,986,268 | investing | cd1i2nu |
They have his real Kenyan birth certificate. | McMe | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,997,681 | Libertarian | cd1myrn |
Buffalo Grove man charged with raping 12-year-old he met through a dating website; claims he thought girl was 18 | emememaker73 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,971,510 | ChicagoSuburbs | 1pdz7t |
What...the...fuck? | eyesonly_ | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,008,143 | ChicagoSuburbs | cd1rb12 |
It was from the middle east and that's where all the terrorists are so it's ok | Paladin327 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,997,478 | NSALeaks | cd1mvpc |
US Solar Growth Driven By Middle-Class Americans | CitizenPlusPlus | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,970,652 | energy | 1pdy6u |
Innocent man burned to death after vigilantes branded him a paedophile | dingdong89 | 147 | 147 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,970,095 | MensRights | 1pdxhf |
A Man Among Lions - The legendary performance of Calvin Johnson, plus the rest of the Week 8 news | RogoAol | 101 | 101 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,969,896 | nfl | 1pdx8j |
But it doesn't work when the 3rd string rookie quarterback is turning the ball over every other possession, clearly it is a gimmick that is doomed to fail. | Gauchokid | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,983,417 | nfl | cd1gw7m |
Racism. | Capn_Ratch | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,970,126 | AskReddit | cd1bu7c |
So you stole your neighbors ferret? | Donkahones | 90 | 90 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,980,458 | aww | cd1fobx |
In OP's defense the neighbor doesn't sound like a very capable owner. | Cactusy | 275 | 275 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,980,763 | aww | cd1fstv |
"The 16-day federal government shutdown cost the Smithsonian an estimated $2.8m in lost sales and around 800,000 visitors, according to a statement from the institution." | Dizzy_Slip | 50 | 50 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,968,771 | politics | 1pdvzl |
A noble lose in the name of freedoooooom. | lancalot77 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,986,435 | politics | cd1i568 |
I think the lack of an NFL team is a pretty big driver of Oregon's growth in bandwagon fans, especially with the success we've been enjoying lately. | SchlaaangCorporation | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,032,449 | CFB | cd1zja1 |
Hey, you guys have the Washington Redskins! | nuxenolith | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,053,057 | CFB | cd22u6s |
Iran metes out 80 lashes to Christians for communion wine drinking | [deleted] | 752 | 752 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,967,691 | worldnews | 1pdutq |
dumbass Iranians, it's not wine, it's the blood of christ! | lovetocamp | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,998,368 | worldnews | cd1n8sk |
Change in NY State Common Core Testing announced! | CtrTeacherEd | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,967,494 | educationreform | 1pdulv |
IAF attacks Gaza targets in response to rocket fire on south Israel - Diplomacy and Defense Israel News | Hiddenexposure | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,966,231 | worldnews | 1pdtbm |
oh no.. now there is another excuse to build 10 settlements | NEeZ44 | -12 | -12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,971,296 | worldnews | cd1c7od |
Is it bad that I recognized that it was a horse dildo from the thumbnail | cop_pls | 383 | 383 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,973,650 | TumblrInAction | cd1d0k0 |
Isn't Bad Dragon just awesome? | Madocvalanor | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,994,258 | TumblrInAction | cd1ljeo |
NSA denies Obama knew of spying on German leader | Abscess2 | 317 | 317 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,965,194 | worldpolitics | 1pdsf3 |
If he didn't, I think that's even worse. | Melloz | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,972,100 | worldpolitics | cd1chc1 |
Right, because a CEO knows every detail about every franchise? | cstoner | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,019,113 | worldpolitics | cd1w6oi |
How? | Codyfoxazor | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,964,996 | ShotBow | 1pds8p |
lazer decided to give yellow a bit of a disadvantage cause they usually always win | alex25400 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,974,669 | ShotBow | cd1de3e |
"I'm getting so tired of everyone being so damn quick at pointing out that poor people are getting treated like shit when in reality middle class families are getting boned the hardest by all of these ridiculous taxes." | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,964,598 | doublespeakprivilege | 1pdrux |
The right way to make a federal budget: You can't fix the economy simply by shredding the safety net | Bernie Sanders | SomeKindOfMutant | 200 | 200 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,964,452 | politics | 1pdrqr |
Of course it is, the crazy rich ones need more riches to have more to trickle down | DaSpawn | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,982,982 | politics | cd1gpsa |
"I'm getting so tired of everyone being so damn quick at pointing out that poor people are getting treated like shit when in reality middle class families are getting boned the hardest by all of these ridiculous taxes." | OH__THE_SAGANITY | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,964,333 | ShitRedditSays | 1pdrmn |
You know the saddest part of the whole story is how they would rather jail him than try to address his problems and give him the help he obviously needs. | lexojello | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,978,673 | offbeat | cd1exwi |
So, what you're saying is: it's crazy enough to work? | MrLaughter | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,993,524 | offbeat | cd1l837 |
Isn't it a bit demeaning to call him "it" ? | foreveracunt | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,996,003 | offbeat | cd1m9xy |
13 Year Old Girl Buried Alive After Rape in Pakistan | nomadicphilander | 1,772 | 1,772 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,961,317 | worldnews | 1pdpax |
Yes, I'm sure *news.outlookindia.com* is a very reliable source on things that happen in Pakistan. | Le_Euphoric_Asshat | 52 | 52 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,972,942 | worldnews | cd1crez |
Over 10 Percent of America's Largest Companies Pay Zero Percent Tax Rates | [deleted] | 1,367 | 1,367 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,959,191 | politics | 1pdnt4 |
Clearly, we need to give GE more tax cuts so they don't have to waste all that money on accountants. | Zifnab25 | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,971,691 | politics | cd1cccx |
Anyone have images/gifs of Carrie undressing Such as the front on shot of her naked or the guy ripping her shirt open | Wankovercarrie | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,958,920 | homeland | 1pdnna |
This is not creepy at all. | wildeyes | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,968,686 | homeland | cd1bf07 |
This is the picture taken from RaGa rally and superimposed with Modi' rally #feku. | prashantbioinfo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,961,170 | desinews | cd19s2f |
TiTP on Magic Doctors | [deleted] | 78 | 78 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,957,585 | fatlogic | 1pdmtj |
TIL thin people don't care about domestic violence. | paulieo001 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,967,195 | fatlogic | cd1b0f4 |
What is the weirdest/worst thing a room mate of yours has ever done? | Kappa1509 | 120 | 120 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,956,915 | AskReddit | 1pdmhc |
TIL that Skullcandy Headquarters have a half-pipe for employees | KwptcZ_BL | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,956,875 | todayilearned | 1pdmgl |
Otherwise, they will just panic thinking the worst case scenario | NukedSoda | 2,160 | 2,160 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,956,784 | AdviceAnimals | 1pdmel |
"Hey babe, I need to talk to you about something important when you get back from your trip in four days" Entire trip ruined | [deleted] | 397 | 397 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,970,197 | AdviceAnimals | cd1bv0i |
I don't think saying "Hey baby I wanna talk about breaking up with you" would be better. | Dragday | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,974,985 | AdviceAnimals | cd1diga |
why not just wait until the trip is over? | TDAM | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,975,593 | AdviceAnimals | cd1dqtn |
Why Queensland will always be behind the rest of Australia. | Can_Do_Campbell | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,955,902 | australia | 1pdlwe |
Queensland, this is why you're not allowed to be 'The Smart State' anymore. | brandyPOM | -14 | -14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,958,293 | australia | cd19cgr |
M412 REX, SHANK, MACHETE, QBZ-95-1, P90 and M249 will unlock only after you played the Single Player Campaign. | joeknowswhoiam | 294 | 294 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,955,222 | battlefield_4 | 1pdlhy |
I don't understand all the whining, why would you not play the SP ? | dualzo | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,956,142 | battlefield_4 | cd192ds |
I don't want to play multiplayer hours at a time to unlock weapons, can DICE cater to my demands too, and just give me everything? | Cputerace | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,967,795 | battlefield_4 | cd1b63h |
Uh huh. | masterslut | 153 | 153 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,952,183 | creepyPMs | 1pdjua |
So smooth | JouninDev | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,383,283,986 | creepyPMs | cd49md2 |
Nobody is more oppressed than a pretty girl on an online dating site. | No_Fudge | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,970,636 | SRSsucks | cd1bzwr |
Got a conflict 2 hours before this...This isn't even funny | ROTMGMagum | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,951,382 | RotMG | 1pdje4 |
FYI, you should double check the rules in the sidebar. | zxcv_rotmg | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,962,184 | RotMG | cd19y8j |
Let's downvote ZXCV for being right and a good mod for enforcing rules in a friendly way everyone! | Chazstic | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,963,155 | RotMG | cd1a4kw |
"Women like u online at this time is dangerous for me lol..." | [deleted] | 210 | 210 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,948,877 | creepyPMs | 1pdi4b |
How dare you be online when he's vulnerable! | cessairlives | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,981,483 | creepyPMs | cd1g3fd |
Who are your teams best draft prospects? | TheBillionz | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,946,815 | CFB | 1pdgtt |
Case McCoy | WHATDAMCFUDGE | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,961,664 | CFB | cd19v0c |
Bradley Roby | nikolajz1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,967,624 | CFB | cd1b4gd |
Gtav should have been more like sleeping dogs. | jonnylightning | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,956,212 | GrandTheftAutoV | cd192p1 |
Why don't you have a Pork Bun in your hand? | Areskoi | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,975,798 | GrandTheftAutoV | cd1dtp5 |
Because having a Pork Bun = Sleeping Dogs. | Murad96 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,000,814 | GrandTheftAutoV | cd1o8gk |
Taiwan's new Special Forces Uniforms are terrifying! | guyty416 | 35 | 35 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,943,900 | taiwan | 1pded9 |
kawaii ! | pujuma | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,987,780 | taiwan | cd1iq7q |
That escalated quickly | Meeoooow | 142 | 142 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,943,005 | creepyPMs | 1pddjd |
dafuq did yoga become a religion? | cmasey1410 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,941,780 | atheism | cd170pj |
Some varieties talk about chakras, energy flow and third eyes and stuff, therefore, yoga is from the devil. | catch_a_park | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,945,763 | atheism | cd17qi4 |
I hope everyone that plays hacked pokemon online gets shingles. | Duthos | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,947,921 | pokemon | cd181sc |
Yes, they must all be terrible people and deserve punishment for their sins | aloy99 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,973,654 | pokemon | cd1d0ls |
My Halloween costume | 86thdj | 2,347 | 2,347 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,937,757 | funny | 1pd8cc |
Does anyone else think it's bad to use a weight problem as a costume? | LebanonLeviStrauss | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,961,923 | funny | cd19wkw |
A joke making fun of uppity SJWs inevitably proves its point | jennaberry | 658 | 658 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,937,418 | TumblrInAction | 1pd7yv |
What the fuck do you mean? | N_GGERS__NNOY_ME | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,992,332 | TumblrInAction | cd1kpjf |
Cheapest 150Mbps broadband in big US cities costs 100% more than overseas | badcookies | 3,099 | 3,099 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,936,719 | technology | 1pd76y |
see: Australia | x3Midget | 444 | 444 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,943,899 | technology | cd17fan |
Raising living wages will surely solve the problem! | yuze_ | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,967,551 | technology | cd1b3rq |
While watching "The business of being born" and facing the fact that I eventually want a baby and will probably go though labor. | Tinyassfeet | 169 | 169 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,935,960 | TrollXChromosomes | 1pd6b6 |
Dishonored Speedrun, World Record | DecidedSloth | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,934,120 | dishonored | 1pd47c |
I feel this is just the game for speedruns. | EliteCorps | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-12 | 1,386,294,166 | dishonored | cduo6il |
Pedophilia is now a sexuality...? | IamDemisexual | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,933,818 | TumblrInAction | 1pd3u1 |
Good thing Reddit banned all the pedophilia support groups, then. | UmmahSultan | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,975,417 | TumblrInAction | cd1docn |
I couldn't believe how many miscues Ponder and Jennings had, makes you wonder who fucked those plays up, Ponder or the allmightyjennings | leewd | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,978,152 | GreenBayPackers | cd1eqje |
I can't speak for the government, but I know that if I were plotting a conspiracy to knock out all power in North America, I would be sure to have national geographic air a documentary detailing detailing exactly what I was doing right before hand. | Beneneb | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,979,125 | conspiracy | cd1f4m8 |
That's what they want you to think, man. | _dont_ban_me_bro_ | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,981,053 | conspiracy | cd1fx4y |
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