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Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones? | dawgsfan1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,083,524 | teenagers | cd2fogw |
I can hear Jon Marston saying it. | _Dotty_ | 694 | 694 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,082,369 | nononono | 1phrcf |
self claimed? | HitlersPubes | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,081,372 | casualiama | cd2eqza |
If you keep following trends, how will you ever find who *you* are as an individual? | HitlersPubes | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,082,026 | casualiama | cd2f166 |
Ohhhh that's for old people | NotebookFullOfSongs | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,082,108 | casualiama | cd2f2gn |
Beckham Picks Miami for MLS Franchise | Sivart173 | 168 | 168 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,080,692 | soccer | 1phox2 |
Anyone want to help me launch a team in Atlanta? | harps86 | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,085,667 | soccer | cd2gk94 |
But.. the Silverbacks? | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,093,098 | soccer | cd2jm5z |
It doesn't count unless it's MLS | Breklinho | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,097,322 | soccer | cd2ld2t |
Bill O'Reilly wants to know why the earth has a sun, but mars does not? | thenewyorkgod | 293 | 293 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,080,589 | atheism | 1phorg |
Asian problems during Halloween. | arcsreddit | 2,371 | 2,371 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,080,550 | AdviceAnimals | 1phoov |
"Well, I guess I can go as Mulan again..." | Ranchy_Poseidon | 724 | 724 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,089,482 | AdviceAnimals | cd2i41p |
To a party of 10 other Asians dressed as Mulan and 10 Native Americans dressed as Pocahontas | [deleted] | 102 | 102 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,096,602 | AdviceAnimals | cd2l26y |
I don't think I've ever been to a party with 10 Native Americans. | Gneissisnice | 213 | 213 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,096,973 | AdviceAnimals | cd2l7rv |
I think the same can be said for any person of color, actually. | itsteezymayne | 136 | 136 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,091,444 | AdviceAnimals | cd2ixnu |
I guess those other races better step up their game and start creating more popular culture. | virnovus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,109,303 | AdviceAnimals | cd2pyrq |
That'll teach you to appropriate white culture! | saint2e | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,106,322 | AdviceAnimals | cd2oy0v |
Got Killzone Shadow Fall, here are the pictures of the unboxing. | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,079,832 | PS4 | 1phnlm |
Sold my first copy today and It's free on Android! | Coltsbro84 | 918 | 918 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,078,700 | gaming | 1phlyf |
But it has those exclusive levels... totally worth the $39.96. | TreesNotBees | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,144,716 | gaming | cd2xcsw |
Halloween at Denny's. | [deleted] | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,078,581 | videos | 1phls8 |
It's ok, they have obamacare. | Covert8645 | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,079,337 | videos | cd2duj0 |
Excuse me? | stanfordy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,089,045 | videos | cd2hxj3 |
Having Conquered Cellulite, Suzanne Somers Takes On Obamacare | wenchette | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,078,095 | politics | 1phl38 |
Stafford police: These MS-13 gang members sought after cop shot in face | Singlemalt_28 | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,078,065 | houston | 1phl19 |
That would be racist | danintexas | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,093,524 | houston | cd2jsg9 |
We have released Mesko and signed P Mat McBriar | PittZee | 35 | 35 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,077,488 | steelers | 1phk6w |
Ever heard of google? | Tokugawa | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,091,593 | gadgets | cd2izwh |
This was the answer I was looking for, thank you. | thejam15 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,092,034 | gadgets | cd2j6ig |
SJW's rage over gendered cake. | samandriell | 592 | 592 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,076,964 | TumblrInAction | 1phjg4 |
I still kind of like the Falcons. | NapoleonBonerparts | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,080,291 | nfl | cd2ea0a |
Similar Record, similar outlook. | cowhisperer | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,080,743 | nfl | cd2eh5t |
Jeremy Shockey? | ultimateF_21 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,082,689 | nfl | cd2fbgh |
Islamic attack: 128 dead in Nigeria state capital | AmerikanInfidel | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,075,505 | worldnews | 1phhb0 |
Selfies at Funerals | fishbones | 427 | 427 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,074,670 | cringe | 1phg46 |
Did Valerie Jarrett And Michelle Obama Pick ObamaCare Website Developer? | pc25 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,074,343 | politics | 1phfn4 |
Don't you understand this was obviously set up by Condi Rice and Laura Bush. | CenaW | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,077,523 | politics | cd2d0y9 |
Infographic: Citi Bike's first 100 days | sulaymanf | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,073,822 | nyc | 1phexh |
Well, to be fair, it is 70% nitrogen! | GammaUt | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,086,891 | nyc | cd2h1zu |
Trooper sentenced for crashing into motorcycle | sirrahtap | 72 | 72 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,073,365 | motorcycles | 1phe79 |
Get out of here with your ATGATT talk! | OrbisTerre | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,081,628 | motorcycles | cd2ev0j |
Is anyone else just *shocked* that he was sentenced so harshly? | gunslinger_006 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,088,542 | motorcycles | cd2hq2n |
Marlins to bring back orange caps for 2013! | doyouunderstandlife | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,072,989 | letsgofish | 1phdnl |
Three times if you include the exhibition game against the Yankees! | doyouunderstandlife | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,089,884 | letsgofish | cd2ia1m |
What's the absolute worst fandom, with an example of what makes them so bad? | Mr_Pennybags | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,072,801 | AskReddit | 1phddm |
But then who would we blame for everything going wrong even when our party was in majority control? | klatar | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,082,743 | AskReddit | cd2fcbx |
Incoming tank shell (Syria) | JoshuaJBaker | 483 | 483 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,072,286 | CombatFootage | 1phcnt |
... this almost looks like they arent indiscriminately shooting at civilians, like the media likes to report | jimbo271 | -20 | -20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,083,150 | CombatFootage | cd2fikb |
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THEY WERE CLEARLY TARGETING A CIVILIAN CLUTCHING HIS PRIZED IPHONE | SmokeyUnicycle | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,097,839 | CombatFootage | cd2lkn5 |
Cutting food stamps: The ruthlessness of the American ruling class | TheSecondAsFarce | 962 | 962 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,072,137 | politics | 1phcgc |
Yeah, I shouldn't have to pay to live in a place that I don't own! | Captian_Cocksmith | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,132,010 | politics | cd2tzb0 |
The president didn't know the NSA was spying on world leaders, but he's found time for at least 146 rounds of golf. | woofwoofwoof | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,071,810 | politics | 1phbzd |
Men of Reddit, when was the most inconvenient time that you ever got a boner? | thelionzroar | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,071,778 | AskReddit | 1phbxo |
thank you carl sagan | JD_BABY | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,072,391 | AskReddit | cd2apwg |
Just got to my mates house and he comes out with this signed shirt by none other than Djemba Djemba | Ryannn24 | 91 | 91 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,071,539 | reddevils | 1phbl7 |
I think you forgot to | Baelix | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,072,794 | reddevils | cd2awc8 |
How Much Did you Pay for your CHL | AlysonGunnHook | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,071,174 | CCW | 1phb1v |
16 hours - Jesus Christ they just reduced the Texas classes to 4 hours | drwuzer | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,097,521 | CCW | cd2lfzr |
Well, in Illinois, the guys who pay to be professionally trained, finger printed, and have clean records are likely the problem. | LeftyStag | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,100,213 | CCW | cd2mk7e |
Probably because the tea party is socially conservative, not libertarian. | EsotericForest | 46 | 46 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,075,668 | Libertarian | cd2c6e4 |
And probably because the Tea Party is full of socialists. | strapt313 | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,095,950 | Libertarian | cd2ksiw |
I've never heard that before. | EsotericForest | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,096,885 | Libertarian | cd2l6gt |
Ya man they wanted to defund Obamacare because it wasn't socialist enough for them | heterosapian | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,105,049 | Libertarian | cd2oh21 |
The Ten Dumbest Fan Bases in America: #1 The Alabama Crimson Tide : Outkick The Coverage | IAmClaytonBigsby | 146 | 146 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,069,696 | CFB | 1ph8y0 |
I didn't see this coming 2 months ago at all. | phly2theMoon | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,093,061 | CFB | cd2jlmf |
Spam bullshit magic and miracles, if they're gonna play like assholes then by the old Gods and the new I'll do the same! | devilx-nailsea | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,072,149 | darksouls | cd2alzm |
Because Wrath of Gods is totally a bullshit miracle and makes you an asshole. | spacemanticore | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,106,287 | darksouls | cd2oxk3 |
Comedy Central liked my pumpkins on Instagram | denko_safe_cats | 2,746 | 2,746 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,068,063 | pics | 1ph6i1 |
Is that a vagina with eyes? | Lrode10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,094,436 | pics | cd2k602 |
I too enjoy getting worked up for no reason over people on the internet. | CPC324 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,076,227 | DotA2 | cd2cfqz |
Really though, isn't that why we all play dota? | YourShoelaceIsUntied | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,096,904 | DotA2 | cd2l6s5 |
Feminist Bake sale for equality | Blemish | 97 | 97 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,067,799 | SRSsucks | 1ph637 |
Yeah but doing the same type of bake sale for affirmative action is a bad idea because that would be racist. | darksideguy | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,074,950 | SRSsucks | cd2buv1 |
Don't be surprised when you allowed it in the first place. | antwonbuffeout | 1,699 | 1,699 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,067,142 | AdviceAnimals | 1ph54d |
Google Announces New Hangouts Features: SMS, Location Sharing, and Animated GIFs | bloobloo2 | 409 | 409 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,066,305 | Android | 1ph3xf |
Animated gifs, the ultimate killer feature! | Schimski | 56 | 56 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,066,384 | Android | cd280oi |
rip iphone | SymbolicLink | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,072,448 | Android | cd2aqtf |
Giordano out 6-8 weeks with broken ankle, Stempniak out week-to-week with broken foot, Breen out day-to-day | cpbrowner | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,066,301 | CalgaryFlames | 1ph3x9 |
Good thing we've got Butler to step in and fill the hole on the top d-pairing | canadam | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,066,600 | CalgaryFlames | cd28461 |
HERO MECH "JESTER" | NGNG_Cattra | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,066,229 | mwo | 1ph3tl |
With a mauler who would ever need a madcat? | Sythe64 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,071,731 | mwo | cd2afey |
because: Clan tech Assuming they dont go with the stupid idea of making clan tech competitive with IS tech | mechwarriorbuddah | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,080,552 | mwo | cd2ee6b |
SMS support for Hangouts Finally | mudblood69 | 1,635 | 1,635 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,066,121 | Android | 1ph3nz |
Please make the app faster and not a steaming pile of shit. | aitzim | -15 | -15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,066,410 | Android | cd2813h |
Are we using the same app? | ViciousDiarrhea | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,067,338 | Android | cd28g4v |
Can Facebook Tell When Your Relationship Is Doomed? | streetlite | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,065,425 | TwoXChromosomes | 1ph2oy |
Well my goodness, that was an article full of scientific standards such as oooh, say, significance, limitations, figures. | bluntbangs | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,075,515 | TwoXChromosomes | cd2c3xh |
Did Adam get a tan or something? | Marshall40 | 87 | 87 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,074,616 | workaholics | cd2bpge |
This just popped up on my news feed. | unclebuck23 | 2,372 | 2,372 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,064,916 | facepalm | 1ph1zs |
Police perform "simulated drug raid" on 5th graders; child attacked by police dog | day465 | 3,009 | 3,009 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,064,801 | politics | 1ph1tq |
They used to do this shit in highschools around here, until the same fucking thing happened and a kid got bitten over a half gram of weed in his pocket. | ONXwat | 363 | 363 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,076,820 | politics | cd2cpfa |
I think it is good for the kids to learn how the police will be treating them later. | kbud | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,089,986 | politics | cd2ibkx |
Falcons stadium cost grows to $1.2 billion | DeMoCo81 | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,064,136 | Atlanta | 1ph0wx |
I love how there are people posting what happens on their buses like the question asks and the're all downvoted. | lobster_dicks | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,078,197 | marchingband | cd2dbuy |
Something something, lift weights too. | [deleted] | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,070,968 | gainit | cd2a2yp |
and proper rest & sleep too. | paradoxofchoice | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,076,307 | gainit | cd2ch3j |
Don't forget BCAAs and antioxidant supplements as well as natural test boosters | onemessageyo | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,101,032 | gainit | cd2mwj9 |
Undo IO actions | jbanon | 38 | 38 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,062,131 | haskell | 1pgy8w |
Not recommended. | kamatsu | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,063,205 | haskell | cd26mmp |
You misspelled "Truly". | quchen2 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,383,076,993 | haskell | cd2cs6w |
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