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Speed limit: vf= vi+at | TheSasquatchMan | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,101 | funny | dfo4ump |
hot wheels lead the way. | 8wdude8 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,133 | funny | dfo4vh1 |
Slowdowns for rush hour are gonna suck... | PirateKilt | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,158 | funny | dfo4w58 |
Take **2 S** to **00 N**. | TheCapitalOfTheWorld | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,199 | funny | dfo4x9d |
Hahaha. | exu1981 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,394 | funny | dfo52k1 |
Gives a whole new spin on flipping a bitch. | krazy4me2bme | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,409 | funny | dfo52z9 |
For some reason I envious OP saying his title in a very very very fast voice...and also having a mustache | HallandOates1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,420 | funny | dfo539t |
Data. | diego178 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,440 | funny | dfo53sy |
I would try it! | rsmokinjoe | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,448 | funny | dfo541u |
**FAKE NEWS** | VerticalRadius | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,653 | funny | dfo59jm |
haha | redhip | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,696 | funny | dfo5aph |
Backstory? | postuk | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,904 | funny | dfo5gj8 |
Nice Shot! | piperman60 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,147 | funny | dfo5n8y |
Did the faa have something to do with this | Lolaindisguise | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,372 | funny | dfo5tca |
It was them Dukes done it! | geekisphere | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,464 | funny | dfo5vtb |
Hold my beer. | SMGB_NeonYoshi | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,792 | funny | dfo64l6 |
Buckle up kids I'm going gun it! | WhiteRabbitVucial | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,959 | funny | dfo691i |
Welcome to California's infrastructure | Aschentei | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,962 | funny | dfo694i |
Yet another reason to go to ATL Orgy | APSupernary | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,038 | funny | dfo6b3q |
Funny. | lexbung | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,512 | funny | dfo6nmo |
Totally doing it! | Throwaway3188123 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,527 | funny | dfo6o18 |
Well they made America great again, I was wrong. | Dr_Henry-Killinger | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,712 | funny | dfo6syy |
Not the matchbox cars, their tires were never smooth enough | megalomaniac71 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,830 | funny | dfo6w6a |
Would love it if someone would do a quick calculation estimating how fast a car would have to hit that loop to make it successfully | BatdadKnowsNoPain | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,986 | funny | dfo70c2 |
I live about 20 miles away and I usually avoid going to Atlanta if at all possible, but I'd go down there just to watch idiots try to drive on that. | Leafy81 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,412 | funny | dfo7bqs |
daaaaaaaayum, lookit dem curves! | kingbane2 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,503 | funny | dfo7e2f |
HOTLANTA! | Tkerst | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,549 | funny | dfo7f9a |
Massive upgrade indeed. | McCool71 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,684 | funny | dfo7ire |
Heyyyyy that's pretty gooood | SideHug | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,722 | funny | dfo7js3 |
Ayyy lmao | meatasaurus_R3X | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,755 | funny | dfo7kpb |
Hmb | fredof93 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,833 | funny | dfo7mtc |
I don't think this is real. | Joemomma101 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,964 | funny | dfo7qd4 |
Where's the giant fast rotating wheel in the ground that makes my car go faster? | VelocityRAPTOR33 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,060 | funny | dfo7szm |
That is a car collider | cabb99 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,211 | funny | dfo7x3q |
I would pay a toll to drive that s*** | GrossmanSheepdog | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,260 | funny | dfo7yd2 |
Isn't that spitting them out into oncoming traffic? | Catchingtrees | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,287 | funny | dfo7z28 |
Oh, I see the aggressiveness: there's no lane markings. | Dial-1-For-Spanglish | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,544 | funny | dfo85u3 |
What happened to I-85? | Casteway | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,550 | funny | dfo85z9 |
that can't be real | wolf_siber | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,623 | funny | dfo87xj |
I wonder if anyone remembers Hotwheels: Velocity X? | Joyfullall1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,676 | funny | dfo89ck |
My experience going through Atlanta the approach would be too slow to maintain the force enough to stay on the road | Cetun | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,956 | funny | dfo8gtt |
Second function is to drop people slowing down while txting | placodelU235 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,044 | funny | dfo8j6w |
HOT WHEELS LEADING THE WAY | Arrrmaybe | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,172 | funny | dfo8moi |
I liked the ones you can use to drive up the wall. | madusa77 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,218 | funny | dfo8nw9 |
Id ride the shit out of that | 00raeror | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,317 | funny | dfo8qdr |
Can't melt concrete? | yesmaybeyes | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,561 | funny | dfo8wg6 |
If one of the QBs gets subbed in for Cam Erving, them blocking might actually be an upgrade. | LaDMG | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,644 | Browns | dfo1e1f |
This better not be a fking good april fools joke...... if not tho.... fuck you | Ryuon | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,756 | bravefrontier | dfodaeb |
You're so lucky | splucktearse | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,100 | bravefrontier | dfoewan |
April Fools | ThisViolinist | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,384 | bravefrontier | dfoho5e |
Only lvl 71 after 3 years im in shock aswell | Damyouchocobunny | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,045,402 | bravefrontier | dfosxys |
First one I've seen anybody get | 420DB_is_here | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,692 | bravefrontier | dfnpx52 |
I'm even more in shock that you can watch 4 ads I can't even watch 2 | Norn98 | 16 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,699 | bravefrontier | dfnpxdh |
Same ^^ | ThisViolinist | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,359 | bravefrontier | dfnsc5z |
I hate you | ElPared | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,645 | bravefrontier | dfnslfl |
I want to downvote so badly my phone hurts, congrats! | gabesja | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,405 | bravefrontier | dfo2s4d |
Wow what an amazing NEW feature! | JAzzSON | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,945 | hearthstone | dfobb93 |
Source? | Saurian_Flame | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,957 | hearthstone | dfoe4ar |
Now they need a lethal counter lol. | giantsx6 | 20 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,275 | hearthstone | dfnpjk9 |
Yeah, this feature alone means year of the mammoth is a buff to mill rogue. | ParanoidPeep | 50 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,550 | hearthstone | dfnpsif |
I had to stop using the cardtracker because my fps was dropping, so this is very welcome! | lanayaya | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,242 | hearthstone | dfnt5ee |
well you can pretty well count quickly by seeing if the middcard is parallel to the hero's border, if thats the case, you have 4 6 8 or 10 cards, it wasn't that hard before but a new feature is welcomed. | PushEmma | -9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,880 | hearthstone | dfnz3bj |
You don't say. | facetiously | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,189 | politics | dfobhlv |
This was a well written piece. | yesmaybeyes | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,456 | politics | dfolntd |
Don't forget they shut down the government as well. | Coehld | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,215 | politics | dfomwza |
It's a lot easier to throw rocks at glass houses than to build them. | MidnightMoon1331 | 39 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,392 | politics | dfnpnef |
On another topic, is The Intercept still denying any connection between Russia and Trump? | new-collossus | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,091 | politics | dfntxml |
The posturing and propaganda worked, though. | Spirited_Cheer | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,343 | politics | dfo2qe7 |
Whatever makes you happy, pal. | Banhmichasiubao | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,678 | DBZDokkanBattle | dfnpwoi |
Lol u seem like u want some upvotes hahhaha You posted this only for upvotes Hahahhaha | Submitter1259 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,875 | DBZDokkanBattle | dfnq34j |
Kobe hit some fadeaways tho so he is a great shooter -Kobe fans | johncenatbh | 31 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,778 | nba | dfnrt66 |
Water wet. | PM_ME_TRUMP_PISS_VID | 14 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,650 | politics | dfnpvrv |
Congress ain't gonna bribe itself! | kevin3g | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,890 | politics | dfnq3ns |
It's more cost effective to bribe politicians than actually compete in the free market. | _CtrlAltLeft_ | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,179 | politics | dfnqcys |
What else would you spend your money on if you had billions? | KyOatey | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,214 | politics | dfnqe23 |
We have to put a stop to this. | BenjaminWolk | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,688 | politics | dfnqtlj |
Weird. | gayrongaybones | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,880 | politics | dfnqzy6 |
no shit? | cschmidt0525 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,863 | politics | dfnrvuw |
They also own all of the media, so that's basically free press for whatever causes or politicians they want to support/destroy. | Burkey | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,616 | politics | dfnskgm |
I knew Warren Buffet was a cheapskate, but damn lmao | Nan0machines | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,278 | politics | dfnu3u8 |
because of the stupid Group format, NA teams still played more games this split | FraggerDaddy | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,854 | leagueoflegends | dfnq2dv |
Becuase NA did twice as many games on the same day as EU, 4teams playing vs 8teams in NA | carij | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,116 | leagueoflegends | dfnqax1 |
Because NA is greater than EU so we don't need as many weeks. | LoveTakesTime | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,957 | leagueoflegends | dfnryw7 |
we really don't know what they could be doing the next 7 days... could be the same thing as futmas with the kit numbers, and there was just nobody for 31 | FreelyFire | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,820 | FIFA | dfohx8w |
im not my favorite player ever is back el sharrawy and hes 88 is so damn good | itstimetofifa | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,149 | FIFA | dfoipu1 |
One of the guys over at EA tweeted that there are going to be cheaper squad building challenges | alegon33 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,767 | FIFA | dfojnyg |
I don't have a pele sitting in my club I can sell to do these SBC's | TheJackalope21 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,667 | FIFA | dfon3w1 |
Free is in their vocabulary... Look up Titanfall. | melancious | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,545 | FIFA | dfonv69 |
I got 1000 coins and decent silver from j league git Gut | EON1asty | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,042,785 | FIFA | dfos559 |
you will get a 125k pack if do the fut birthday thing, tbh that's great! | phavela | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,500,669 | FIFA | dfx2gmh |
People don't seem to realize that they have a basically free 125k pack. | Fak3G0al | 18 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,867 | FIFA | dfnq2vh |
Well, I got a free bronze pack from EA ;) | errormyname | 41 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,975 | FIFA | dfnq6ej |
doumbia | Kahadli | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,042 | FIFA | dfnq8jr |
It's the first fucking day. | Red_Dog1880 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,240 | FIFA | dfnqexq |
Same | Doximodi | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,942 | FIFA | dfnr1ys |
Way too expensive when TOTS is around the corner.... this will reduce overall coins on the market which will in turn drop player prices.... | winger07 | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,169 | FIFA | dfnt2y6 |
LMAO and some devil whispered to my ear that it would be a GREAT idea to do the untradeable TOTW shit... Dempsey... FML! | ZombieBrainYT | 20 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,806 | FIFA | dfnul8h |
I've never bothered to play Fut Champs so meh | Paz_K | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,703 | FIFA | dfnwacn |
If we do the basic sbc each day that costs very little we get a 125k pack at the end, that is great. | daniel2090 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,925 | FIFA | dfnwhgg |
m8 i got 250 free coins what more could I ask? | bn_fc | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,714 | FIFA | dfnx760 |
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