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So they didn't change a thing?
wuhkay
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2017-03
1,490,993,295
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dfo0arm
Is it compatible with Matchbox?
schattenteufel
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2017-03
1,490,993,322
funny
dfo0blk
how fast would an average sedan have to go to make that?
proxygate
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2017-03
1,490,993,363
funny
dfo0ct2
I literally lol'd seeing this.
TheBoomerXL
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2017-03
1,490,993,407
funny
dfo0e6g
have driven in Atlanta, can confirm, no one will notice.
realestatethrow2
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2017-03
1,490,993,418
funny
dfo0ei1
I see the road is still lit.
Bisping
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2017-03
1,490,993,484
funny
dfo0gld
I see the road is still lit.
Bisping
1
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2017-03
1,490,993,484
funny
dfo0glf
About how fast would you need to be going to clear this?
Lietenantdan
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2017-03
1,490,993,496
funny
dfo0gxl
I don't think this is what elon musk was envisioning for the hyperloop
who-let-the-bees-out
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2017-03
1,490,993,747
funny
dfo0ny2
I used to have a recurring dream where the highway would have a loop in it and I would just have to gun it and try to steer straight
WhizWit21
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2017-03
1,490,993,818
funny
dfo0pws
There no penny on top of it
chaughten
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2017-03
1,490,993,839
funny
dfo0qap
Beat that
BlakeTheBFG
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2017-03
1,490,993,868
funny
dfo0ra4
Better floor it.
z0mb1es
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2017-03
1,490,993,877
funny
dfo0rit
Atlanta should have gone with Criss Cross Crash
BradSavage64
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2017-03
1,490,993,879
funny
dfo0rkl
Always leading the way.
Pattay712
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2017-03
1,490,993,926
funny
dfo0swy
Probably less wrecks somehow.
BecausePoopsIsFunny
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2017-03
1,490,993,927
funny
dfo0sy1
Fake!
MrPlazmaDude
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2017-03
1,490,993,970
funny
dfo0u46
Don't forget the giant Dinosaur head that occasionally eats passing cars!
jrsooner
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2017-03
1,490,993,985
funny
dfo0ulu
Doesn't Chicago already have the loop?
Seymour_Zamboni
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2017-03
1,490,994,012
funny
dfo0vct
Why does the highway have 3 sections instead of two?
TROLL_CALIBER
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2017-03
1,490,994,044
funny
dfo0wae
Can you imagine how fun that would be in a tiny little fiat?
tiatiaaa89
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2017-03
1,490,994,067
funny
dfo0wxx
could somebody do the math on this for how fast you'd have to be going to make this doable?
redditfetishist
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2017-03
1,490,994,084
funny
dfo0xfp
This picture made my day.
Nothingbutdave
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2017-03
1,490,994,121
funny
dfo0yhj
Where's the boosters?
Cootro
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2017-03
1,490,994,126
funny
dfo0ynv
Atlanta: Leading the Way
mrmoo524
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2017-03
1,490,994,139
funny
dfo0z2y
Gonna have hard time to beat that
Ass_wiper
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2017-03
1,490,994,206
funny
dfo1136
i dig it
Kon_EL77
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2017-03
1,490,994,228
funny
dfo11p7
I have nightmares like this D;
pseudoserious
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2017-03
1,490,994,309
funny
dfo144b
Is it for real, or is it photoshopped m?
betagamma03
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2017-03
1,490,994,339
funny
dfo14yr
just in: I-85 has asked for immunity
wizardoffrozzbozz
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2017-03
1,490,994,349
funny
dfo158j
I don't get it
Trickiestclock0
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2017-03
1,490,994,464
funny
dfo18nr
That would certainly make my commute a lot more interesting
desbaratto
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2017-03
1,490,994,518
funny
dfo1aax
Hotlanta
TuckHolladay
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2017-03
1,490,994,546
funny
dfo1b3o
It will weed out the old, slow drivers and those FIFOs in the left lane.
nutrap
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2017-03
1,490,994,733
funny
dfo1gly
Ah, I see that our Infrastructure Grade of D was changed to R for RADICAL.
ItsSpacy
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2017-03
1,490,994,753
funny
dfo1h6a
Is this the highway from 19-2000?
Hello-mah-baby
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2017-03
1,490,994,764
funny
dfo1hi8
too soon
BauerHouse
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2017-03
1,490,994,768
funny
dfo1hmf
Beat that
blat4
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2017-03
1,490,994,777
funny
dfo1hve
Should make the high speed chases fun
duendaderty
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2017-03
1,490,994,815
funny
dfo1iwk
Surely you meant progressive.
GreatMenderTeapill
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2017-03
1,490,994,822
funny
dfo1j44
FULL SPEED AHEAD
ucantafordit
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2017-03
1,490,994,843
funny
dfo1jq1
hotlanta
aksispd
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2017-03
1,490,994,979
funny
dfo1niq
Why isn't this a movie?
mrroboto560
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2017-03
1,490,995,014
funny
dfo1okm
Hot wheels...get it?
Warlord13579
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2017-03
1,490,995,021
funny
dfo1ork
I live my life one loop at a time
beenmebeyou
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2017-03
1,490,995,089
funny
dfo1qpb
Fuck it, hold my (non-alcoholic) beer, I'm going for it.
Adam9172
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2017-03
1,490,995,292
funny
dfo1wl6
I don't see it.
not_a_gov_employee
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2017-03
1,490,995,326
funny
dfo1xj1
As an Atlanta resident I'm pretty sure this is a before picture.
BurtMaclin11
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2017-03
1,490,995,333
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dfo1xqa
And they'll plant cops right there to ticket you for speeding so you don't fall off the loop.
porkman384
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2017-03
1,490,995,389
funny
dfo1zbw
How fast would an average car have to go to make that loop, assuming the suspension was strong enough to support the cars weight at max G force?
carycary
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2017-03
1,490,995,510
funny
dfo22t1
They need to install those horizontal tires like they use for pitching machines on each side to speed cars up through the loop..just have something force them into neutral..might work for driverless cars.
GForce1975
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2017-03
1,490,995,642
funny
dfo26op
Who the fu.....mother of god?
Lightoftheflame
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2017-03
1,490,995,650
funny
dfo26yh
Too soon my friends
animadverto_
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2017-03
1,490,995,710
funny
dfo28r0
Hot Wheels leading the way!
ohitsmat
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2017-03
1,490,995,739
funny
dfo29mq
This is in Atlanta right?
clovernuts
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2017-03
1,490,995,771
funny
dfo2aji
I used to have nightmares as a kid that my parents would have to drive thru loopty loops like this on highways.
Mikemontelongo
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2017-03
1,490,995,873
funny
dfo2ddw
Lookin' like the first level of Shadow the Hedgehog, like BOI!
RaptorBadgerDiscoTek
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2017-03
1,490,995,905
funny
dfo2eal
Words can't express how sorry I am for the first person to take their slug bug on it.
krylush
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2017-03
1,490,995,912
funny
dfo2egw
Hmm 34.3k barrrewlly 890 cmnts
AlvinGT3RS
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2017-03
1,490,996,087
funny
dfo2jcp
Six flags over 85
CoreyLee04
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2017-03
1,490,996,112
funny
dfo2jzx
"Beat that"- Atlanta Falcons
BIGRED99669966
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2017-03
1,490,996,388
funny
dfo2rnd
What in Mattellnation?
ItWasF8
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2017-03
1,490,996,544
funny
dfo2vyn
I guess that "Hot Wheels", actually means hot wheels.
fizicsizfun
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2017-03
1,490,996,625
funny
dfo2y9q
Traffic reduction measures are kinda extreme in the ATL?
RevRowGrow
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2017-03
1,490,996,700
funny
dfo30cf
You mean its a little 'progressive' FTFY
Ivegotpowers
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2017-03
1,490,996,793
funny
dfo32wi
Data.
deepfriedtwix
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2017-03
1,490,996,922
funny
dfo36hj
too soon
SverhU
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2017-03
1,490,997,081
funny
dfo3awv
All i can think about is the quote from the first hotwheels movie I saw "You just gotta ride the wave."
GimmeDatMeth
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2017-03
1,490,997,116
funny
dfo3bxl
Now get the fast talking MICROMACHINES guy
AtletiUSA
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2017-03
1,490,997,340
funny
dfo3ia4
Idk why but that image is extremely satisfying.
NoCountryForFreeMen
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2017-03
1,490,997,360
funny
dfo3iv7
This made me laugh out loud
RogerSmith123456
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2017-03
1,490,997,430
funny
dfo3kux
Making America great again
5urly
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2017-03
1,490,997,438
funny
dfo3l3y
rare footage of an atlanta collapse not involving a 28-3 superbowl lead
lagspike
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2017-03
1,490,997,456
funny
dfo3lnk
This is fantastic!
seazx
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2017-03
1,490,997,495
funny
dfo3mqi
Not to mention it would put going the wrong way on the freeway!
the_eluder
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2017-03
1,490,997,526
funny
dfo3nob
Gnarly loop, bruh!
BassBeerNBabes
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2017-03
1,490,997,595
funny
dfo3plz
That's what you'd call a public-private partnership..
Raymst13
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1,490,997,599
funny
dfo3pqa
IT'S THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE!
BananaArms
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2017-03
1,490,997,747
funny
dfo3ttw
Rockstar had a hand in this one.
showmerex
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1,490,997,797
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dfo3v5m
And it's leading the way.
PM_ME_YOUR_LUKEWARM
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2017-03
1,490,997,878
funny
dfo3xej
Not the only thing in Atlanta that fell apart.
m0nt4g
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2017-03
1,490,997,950
funny
dfo3zdg
What is this Sonic Adventure?
TheEpicRedCape
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2017-03
1,490,998,038
funny
dfo41rl
Considering how many drive in Atlanta they have the speed to do that loop
FourteenFour
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2017-03
1,490,998,068
funny
dfo42l8
Can we replace the junction with 5 of these !
pandagene
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2017-03
1,490,998,097
funny
dfo43d7
This legit looks like something that could be in a second idiocracy movie.
reverseyeltsakcir
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2017-03
1,490,998,187
funny
dfo45su
How fast do cars need to go to not fall off when they are upside down?
HillaryWon1
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2017-03
1,490,998,346
funny
dfo4a0h
Introducing upside down head on collisions
W31N3RDAWG
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2017-03
1,490,998,393
funny
dfo4b8f
But it's true the Army Corps of Engineers could fix this overnight if they really defended America.
CypripediumCalceolus
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2017-03
1,490,998,433
funny
dfo4ccj
Is this another one of those covert ads?
GoldenSunGod
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2017-03
1,490,998,485
funny
dfo4dpv
I-75: I'm going to screw up traffic by putting a stadium in the worst possible place I-85: I'm going to blow up Hot Wheels: Hold my beer and watch this shit
DatsFuckedUp
1
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2017-03
1,490,998,521
funny
dfo4eos
Say they actually built that, how fast would you have to drive into it to avoid falling off when you hit the top of the loop?
the_rabid_beaver
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2017-03
1,490,998,522
funny
dfo4ep1
Mattel would probably sponsor building it for the large sign in Buckhead.
x31b
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2017-03
1,490,998,581
funny
dfo4gb1
Oh boy, i'm about to get to this road can't wait to go through it now!
Jackson_Simmons
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2017-03
1,490,998,625
funny
dfo4hip
Finally a way to stop slow drivers
Anarcho-Hoxhaist
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2017-03
1,490,998,699
funny
dfo4jjw
Dude i loved it today 75 south was wide open.
BobBarkersDope
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2017-03
1,490,998,847
funny
dfo4nm8
And they still cut across from the far left lane across 5 lanes of traffic without signaling
Iguessimonredditnow
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2017-03
1,490,998,858
funny
dfo4nx7
This new Rocket League update is crazy
Anezgoer
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2017-03
1,490,998,879
funny
dfo4oic
Those tracks aren't for riding; they are for whipping your brother
aManOfTheNorth
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2017-03
1,490,998,932
funny
dfo4pxg
Anti Prius loop
frogg505
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2017-03
1,490,998,991
funny
dfo4rlc
I'm from here and this is so funny
SeptemberEnded
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1,490,999,054
funny
dfo4tc7