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Is that a tacrical gimp mask? | Villagesmithy | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,983 | guns | dfo7quv |
This picture just keeps giving | JamieRoy | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,237 | guns | dfo8ode |
This picture is why I love me some internets. | Itsmylittlebrothersb | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,513 | guns | dfo8v97 |
It's always 4:20 somewhere | cabbage_patch_dick | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,520 | guns | dfo8vfk |
sudo removelag --pls --y setping -c 13ms | Kenblu24 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,508 | RocketLeague | dfof6mf |
For lag = 0 To GamestoTiltPlayer.Length lagsecs += 1 rank -= 500 Next | Chrimunn | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,459 | RocketLeague | dfoh418 |
Psyonix hire this guy he has it figured out! | NeedHelpWithExcel | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,668 | RocketLeague | dfom8ir |
Soo... it doesn't work like this? | whazzam95 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,035,756 | RocketLeague | dfoq0v1 |
This is actually pretty genius lol | rapidfirerayray | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,589 | RocketLeague | dfnrn1l |
That actually looks a lot harder than the servers-working-perfectly lightswitch I envisioned. | walkonstilts | 18 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,967 | RocketLeague | dfnsw9b |
var GameWorks = true var CrashingAllTheTime= false var NeverCrashingEver= true | jimharbaughofficial | 23 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,131 | RocketLeague | dfnvs1o |
Yesterday I shutdown my pc via a console command, let me have a go at these badbois and I'll fix it overnight. | banelingsbanelings | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,995 | RocketLeague | dfnwjmq |
As an ATLien I approve | coonlover419 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,004,806 | funny | dfo92bl |
Data. | jeffreysusan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,004,814 | funny | dfo92jj |
Nah thats perfectly normal! | NinjaSan1023 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,380 | funny | dfo9gtb |
Is this photo real? | TabernacleMan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,385 | funny | dfo9gy8 |
Only Teslas and Mercedes are allowed on the new i-85 Premium. | QuelaagFrostedFlakes | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,420 | funny | dfo9htf |
too soon | ghurles | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,461 | funny | dfo9iuk |
This is genious! | kohl-j1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,862 | funny | dfo9t5l |
not as bad as LA traffic still | theseamaverick | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,782 | funny | dfoah9m |
Seems legit | Steveesmuyguapo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,988 | funny | dfoamlm |
Basically Sonic Adventure 2 | Thopterthallid | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,120 | funny | dfoapxc |
Seems legit | RNtoDO1989 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,216 | funny | dfoasdd |
Atlanta would | theemcom | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,234 | funny | dfoass5 |
That looks like it would put you on to incoming traffic...aggressive indeed, might just work. | vertoxz | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,418 | funny | dfoaxjs |
Atlanta drivers MARTA | Noreaster0 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,468 | funny | dfoayud |
I wanna go fast! | anotherboredfarmer | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,520 | funny | dfob07d |
I don't see any issues...if you're car just happens to be Sonic the Heghehog. | ASK_IF_IM_BIGFOOT | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,527 | funny | dfob0dt |
Elon Musks Hyper Loop. | Phoebesgrandmother | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,607 | funny | dfob2gi |
CA roads are worse | reygeoffrey | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,719 | funny | dfob5fm |
It would help if the loop didn't send cars into oncoming traffic. | PineappleTreePro | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,912 | funny | dfobaen |
Would a car actually be able to make this loop? | The_Curious | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,970 | funny | dfobbxs |
No matter how aggressive it is, they will still blow a 28-3 lead | MrDickJohnson | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,223 | funny | dfobigu |
Props to the ATL transportation engineers | PrimeSusp3ct | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,269 | funny | dfobjmc |
To take a ride on that would be fucking amazing | georgekaffrey | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,443 | funny | dfobo8e |
The least plausible part of that is that it's painted in UF colors. | smilingkevin | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,084 | funny | dfoc4ir |
Helluva engineer? | TwackyBird | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,270 | funny | dfoc9d4 |
Well it seems as if it's a death race type highway... I like it! | wildhog323 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,048 | funny | dfocsl5 |
That's actually appears to be a recent picture of spaghetti junction. | kilgreen | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,217 | funny | dfocwvm |
G-DOT is responsible for I-85, not the municipality of Atlanta. | ScottyDetroit | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,507 | funny | dfod41n |
So whats the deal with them saying we dont know what caused the fire sounds more like a cover-up to me. | miamibotany1 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,549 | funny | dfod53t |
Too soon | imrankhan88 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,030 | funny | dfodh7n |
Real talk: In Japan, they would have had the road work finished by now. | GoredonTheDestroyer | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,162 | funny | dfodkgp |
You scoff, but the one they've got in Miami works perfectly, you need need to go 85 MPH the whole time. | topchief1 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,626 | funny | dfodw20 |
I used to hook my Holmium scale model train transformer. | Matrix_727 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,680 | funny | dfodxe7 |
ELI5 I'm ootl | TheForceIsWithBrew | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,712 | funny | dfody7v |
Still safer than the NJ Turnpike. | Minstrel47 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,783 | funny | dfodzzh |
At least shop the cars out under it. | Doctective | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,237 | funny | dfoeb68 |
I'm waiting for the inevitable Dukes of Hazard run of jokes and memes associated with this whole thing. | whatzwzitz1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,491 | funny | dfof675 |
Drivers in Atlanta will have no problem maneuvering this new section. | coppergato | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,866 | funny | dfohcys |
Gotta go fast! | TheDemonHobo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,287 | funny | dfoi7f3 |
The pizza is aggressive. | sweffymo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,322 | funny | dfoi87k |
scientifically speaking, how fast would someone have to be going to loop that? | BunnehZnipr | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,227 | funny | dfojctu |
That'll teach the slow drivers! | blitzinthesnow | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,477 | funny | dfoji2r |
Is this real? | leftcardoor | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,580 | funny | dfojk6h |
Nicely done. | Alan_Smithee_ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,582 | funny | dfolq1a |
What happened there? | Dick_n_a_Box | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,309 | funny | dfom2hw |
That's perfect for how people drive in atlanta | DJCHERNOBYL | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,625 | funny | dfooa5d |
woW nicE | HowtoMStar | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,931 | funny | dfooe94 |
Typical highway patch.. Using plastic instead of the good stuff. | Vipre7 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,414 | funny | dfot9xm |
Challenge accepted. | razorbackgeek | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,051,520 | funny | dfovcqb |
Minimum speed 140 mph | TominNJ | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,053,168 | funny | dfow5w2 |
I like it! | notfromhere66 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,066,700 | funny | dfp4z2s |
Speed limit: 75 mph minimum | everynameitryistak3n | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,188,041 | funny | dfr6pfa |
If you squint just right you will see that it's fake | satirebroski | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,497,623 | funny | dfwzhho |
Man, Trump's Infrastructure Plan is even better than I thought | BarelyLegalSeagull | 182 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,162 | funny | dfnpfrq |
Sadly due to flimsy road material 80% of cars will fly off the track. | Grassfedcake | 3,622 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,925 | funny | dfnq4sp |
I like that the traffic is going in opposite directions and would make for a massive mid air pileup in the middle. | TooShiftyForYou | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,971 | funny | dfnq69m |
"Do it pussy!" | jdl348 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,977 | funny | dfnq6gg |
The dog will probably run through and knock it over. | TooShiftyForYou | 17 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,066 | funny | dfnq9c2 |
Thanks for keeping us in the loop. | din7 | 431 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,233 | funny | dfnqepq |
It appears to loop you directly into oncoming traffic. | hobnobbinbobthegob | 7,520 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,305 | funny | dfnqh2s |
*Just gonna send ittttt* | BillsMafia607 | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,374 | funny | dfnqjb6 |
Maybe hot wheels were what started the fire in the first place. | OsStrohsAndBohs | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,564 | funny | dfnqpl1 |
That is not how you build a roundabout. | CaptValentine | 292 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,709 | funny | dfnqudn |
Minimum Speed 200k/h. | Mongoose49 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,242 | funny | dfnrbz1 |
Elon musk's hyper loop...has had some changes...I like it! | fluffpuffkitty | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,422 | funny | dfnrht3 |
As a kid Id have nightmares of the road turning into something like this and us not having enough momentum to make it | Didiams | 118 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,561 | funny | dfnrm6r |
When speeding is actually beneficial | Alushi99 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,578 | funny | dfnrmox |
This road may be fire proof but you've still got hot wheels! | LEGSwhodoyoustandfor | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,803 | funny | dfnrtxc |
The hot wheels happened yesterday. | Figgywithit | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,411 | funny | dfnsduo |
How fast would they have to go to stay on the track? | KingKnee | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,695 | funny | dfnsn5c |
They re-lit the fire to make it look more badass. | tiluh | 42 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,130 | funny | dfnt1nv |
*The loop connects opposing directions of traffic* That is literally a suicide loop | NineNotesKnives | 77 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,254 | funny | dfnt5so |
Would this not cause insanely high speed upside-down head on collisions? | MrSchaefMan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,453 | funny | dfntcf7 |
Fuck me Atlanta traffic is bad enough as it is. | jameaney | 37 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,934 | funny | dfntsce |
I would actually drive down to Atlanta just to get the opportunity to use that thing My childhood right there | redskins647 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,316 | funny | dfnu53v |
Might need a power booster just before it. | hoosiers23 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,747 | funny | dfnvfow |
How fast do you have to go in order to clear it? | Japan_be_crazy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,773 | funny | dfnvgik |
Someone forgot the speed trap at the exit. | robstah | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,971 | funny | dfnvmze |
Now THIS is podracing! | beeeeeery | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,985 | funny | dfnvnfr |
Looks Photoshopped. | dapala1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,173 | funny | dfnvtek |
Made in China | PintoTheBurninator | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,214 | funny | dfnvuo9 |
private market always does a better job than govt. | RonPaulBot1128 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,676 | funny | dfnw9gz |
as someone that has seen a lot of photoshops, I am confident that this is 100% real. | LillieTheEnd | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,039 | funny | dfnwl0v |
Context ? | CYRIAQU3 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,194 | funny | dfnwq56 |
Dukes of Hazzard says all they need is a big ole dirt pile. | Neska_Monocle | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,243 | funny | dfnwrsu |
This is almost as funny as the falcons blowing a 25 point lead | Poochie504 | 104 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,300 | funny | dfnwtm7 |
Speed Limit: 160mph | everypostepic | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,410 | funny | dfnwx31 |
Good stuff ;D lol | campos3452 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,426 | funny | dfnwxm9 |
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