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He might be singing a different tune when all those methane bubbles littered over Russia explode. | tdotjeh | 20 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,364 | worldnews | dfnvze9 |
I wonder if, overall, climate change might be a positive for Russia. | stuntaneous | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,750 | worldnews | dfnwbta |
Yeah it was those filthy robots | xprovince | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,923 | worldnews | dfnwhdv |
Well, what do you know - Trump and Putin are perfectly aligned on climate change! | CaptainKulcha | 773 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,120 | worldnews | dfnwnpu |
"And Russia has no gay people." | Happyhokie | 375 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,379 | worldnews | dfnww4n |
Ah, now it makes sense why Trump is making that claim. | dra_cula | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,643 | worldnews | dfnx4tf |
Putin says humans also not responsible for his fallen adversaries | NooBNY | 10 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,920 | worldnews | dfnxdzd |
And yet Putin is responsible for the gay sex he hates. | EntropyAnimals | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,932 | worldnews | dfnxed1 |
Now we know where Trump is getting his information. | RECOGNI7E | 125 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,247 | worldnews | dfnxoos |
It's the Lizard People ! | britboy1998 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,380 | worldnews | dfnxsvs |
Fucking lemurs man, I've been saying it all along | ldmosquera | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,545 | worldnews | dfnxy7z |
The stupid is catching, it would seem, though it's more likely he doesn't care as he won't be around to suffer any damage. | corcyra | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,830 | worldnews | dfny6ym |
Ah, so that's where Trump heard that. | Naidem | 19 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,184 | worldnews | dfnyhw6 |
Didn't Putin say climate change was an issue in Paris? | jdb35 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,221 | worldnews | dfnyj0t |
And now we will have the Putinist telling us the same. | nestabilnost | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,383 | worldnews | dfnyo2a |
Oh so that's where Trump got it from | belgiumwaffles | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,854 | worldnews | dfnz2k2 |
Well, at least the US won't be the only laughing stock on this subject anymore. | smg1138 | 21 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,399 | worldnews | dfo0dwb |
Russia is made of permafrost | danielcruz1521 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,039 | worldnews | dfo0w5d |
As if anyone believes anything Putin says. | dynobadger | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,097 | worldnews | dfo0xu1 |
This guy is literally the biggest cunt in the entire world | FuckTheGOP1776 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,834 | worldnews | dfo2cdb |
Not the only thing the two of them agree on. | ApparentlyStoned | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,024 | worldnews | dfo2hkv |
But then again, he considers only himself to be human. | AFlawAmended | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,193 | worldnews | dfo3e3q |
Guess what Russia's top export commodity is. | Solidarity365 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,266 | worldnews | dfo5qf5 |
Human's aren't responsible... duh... automobiles, stack emissions, cows, and lakes... none of which are human... -Donald F. Trump | Enigma735 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,400 | worldnews | dfo6kmn |
Trump already told us. | theeislekker | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,236 | worldnews | dfo772n |
Oh Vlady | xninjagrrl | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,434 | worldnews | dfo7cao |
Well...Since I don't see any other forms of life creating industrial pollution I'm going to say humans do have a big role in climate change. | outamyhead | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,772 | worldnews | dfo7l64 |
Russian President Vladimir Putin is a moron. | nubsauce87 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,079 | worldnews | dfo7tho |
fuckin hell | severed13 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,657 | worldnews | dfo88uq |
As he is a top climatologist I think we should all listen. | RunJumpStomp | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,618 | worldnews | dfo8xuv |
The Obsidian Order | djangocoin | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,045,972 | worldnews | dfot4kl |
Blue lives matter.. the New Mob of New York | NYCPakMan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,684,110 | nyc | dg0c0hz |
Trump would be in gryffindor anyway, just like james potter. | xddm2653 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,342 | savedyouaclick | dfo9fvd |
I'm pretty sure Trump is actually a wizard. | BlacksmithSasquatch | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,060 | savedyouaclick | dfo9ycw |
Riveting. | Im_judging_u | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,496 | savedyouaclick | dfoazlz |
So JK would use magic walls at platform 9 and 3/4 to keep muggles like Trump and Jared Kushner from getting to Hogwarts, sorta like a vetting program countries use at there borders to keep people they don't like out and just bring in the ones they want... Ironic... :P | beautifulsouls9 | 30 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,533 | savedyouaclick | dfob0jz |
Here in the who gives a fuck department. | asterios_polyp | 14 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,260 | savedyouaclick | dfoc94s |
Also Harry Potter is a series of fictional novels so none of this means anything at all to begin with. | oscillating000 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,010,021 | savedyouaclick | dfocrxw |
Neither are the immigrants. | IvebeenWANover | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,267 | savedyouaclick | dfodn2d |
Joke Rowling also get sexually excited while wearing S.S uniforms. | Neon_Shaman | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,000 | savedyouaclick | dfoe5b9 |
Oh thank god for clarifying that JK Rowling, some of my friends were CONVINCED Trump was Slytherin | AverageWredditor | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,613 | savedyouaclick | dfoekbt |
Helps when you can create the rules of a fictional world, lets rely on a children's author to give us political insight about nothing. | rolledout95 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,943 | savedyouaclick | dfoesg8 |
QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIRKY | Supportive_Guy | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,950 | savedyouaclick | dfoesm2 |
Trump is a nomag. | jayhalk1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,970 | savedyouaclick | dfoet4f |
What's the word for people who have to filter everything through an entirely fictional world that they dreamt up? | GarrioValere | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,416 | savedyouaclick | dfoftkr |
Trump's not clever enough to be a Slytherin | KeepInMoyndDenny | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,609 | savedyouaclick | dfogli5 |
ITT: people getting a little too worked up about a joke involving a fictional children's universe | thewindsleeper | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,997 | savedyouaclick | dfohfo3 |
I feel like that would be obvious | Alcatrax_ | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,462 | savedyouaclick | dfoiba8 |
Soooo... racism and segregation? | Kanye2020a | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,985 | savedyouaclick | dfolfe1 |
Are refugee's invited to hogwarts? | Auss_man | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,498 | savedyouaclick | dfolojf |
I wonder if she thinks pewdiepie would be a muggle as well. | monsieur_durden | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,107 | savedyouaclick | dfolz4i |
I like how shes casually gushing over the idea of making someone being born inferior. | liquidfence | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,764 | savedyouaclick | dfon5e9 |
Racist | RDGIV | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,639 | savedyouaclick | dfoozz4 |
omg... "i wont let u inside my fantasy world nanana" | [deleted] | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,928 | savedyouaclick | dfop3fj |
Ok does she my find it fucking ironic that she calls Trump a racist BUT SHE LITERALLY WROTE A BOOK WHERE PEOPLE WHO ARE BORN TO THE WRONG PARENTS ARE CALLED **MUGGLES** AND **MUDBLOODS** | Physical_removal | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,035,107 | savedyouaclick | dfoptd2 |
Welp, that's that. | Segfault72 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,036,215 | savedyouaclick | dfoq5zr |
The weird part is how everyone in this thread seems to think Muggle is an insult/bad thing, and are reading that into what Rowling said. | Tsorovar | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,038,090 | savedyouaclick | dfoqqfb |
This is reasonably low, unless they have such an autistic obsession with Harry Potter recently. | Ronaldo0650 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,040,122 | savedyouaclick | dforcia |
Butthurt rowling is so edgy. | godisbiten | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,041,175 | savedyouaclick | dfornvv |
I think it's the stupid bullshit and petty insults that's literally charming doesn't seem to stop herself from trying. | missellen1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,045,419 | savedyouaclick | dfosy5u |
At this point I kind of wish JK Rowling would just go away | --_l | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,052,025 | savedyouaclick | dfovlhq |
What you said proves he is right, if wizards actually existed I doubt he would be very useful in a atrocious dungeon. | cpt_boring | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,062,861 | savedyouaclick | dfp2af6 |
Thank you JK Rowling, this question has been nagging at me for months. | hops4beer | 593 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,952 | savedyouaclick | dfntsz1 |
Someone studied journalism for 3 years to write this. | Multiscoop | 2,366 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,409 | savedyouaclick | dfnu85z |
I am pretty sure that is true about everyone. | StarkRavingNormal | 657 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,430 | savedyouaclick | dfnu8v5 |
I'm pretty sure that even as a Muggle, Trump would've lifted the embargo on Fantastic Beasts in the US. | TheGlassStone | 37 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,560 | savedyouaclick | dfnud50 |
I wish JK Rowling would cite more of her works of fiction she wrote herself to support her arguments. | Masaikai | 460 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,518 | savedyouaclick | dfnw4dw |
What the actual fuck | Jorumvar | 21 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,765 | savedyouaclick | dfnyzt9 |
Why does this matter to anyone unless they have such an autistic obsession with Harry Potter that they're unable to differentiate it from reality? | OrangeDoors | 108 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,017 | savedyouaclick | dfo0294 |
Slytherins get a bad rap. | Roneci | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,224 | savedyouaclick | dfo08ic |
Kind of stupid really, I think the question is generally based on the premise of where they'd be sorted into if they WERE in fact invited. | LimpingGoat | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,803 | savedyouaclick | dfo1iku |
How many refugees has that bitch took in to her home? | [deleted] | 18 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,495 | savedyouaclick | dfo2umf |
Trump wouldn't be a slytherin, trump would be a gryffindor | MortalTomcat | 30 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,291 | savedyouaclick | dfo3gwn |
Trump screams squib to me. | Gingerfix | 15 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,877 | savedyouaclick | dfo5fs2 |
Ignoring this rather crass dismissal, Trump would better suit Gryffindor than Slytherin, he isn't sly, manipulative or clever, but he is bold, loud and operates on a mentality of Bravado. | jimthewanderer | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,407 | savedyouaclick | dfo6ksn |
This women is a certified retard. | BertTheBrain | 15 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,919 | savedyouaclick | dfo6ykd |
This wave of harry potter house crap is driving me insane. | pizzaguy4378 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,095 | savedyouaclick | dfo8km0 |
Big if true. | Metropolis9999 | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,747 | KCRoyals | dfnrs5v |
MVPizzatig | CandyCheetoSteamboat | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,011 | KCRoyals | dfnsxoi |
Yeah, but what if he does it for the Indians? | firematt422 | -2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,116 | KCRoyals | dfnvrkh |
If he actually does win MVP he'll make bank heading into to free agency which means his already slim chances of staying in KC will slim even further. | kcriotmaker | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,641 | KCRoyals | dfo26o9 |
Ah, madman McCain fooling with the hornets nest again. | LightBringerFlex | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,515 | conspiracy | dfof6s9 |
So tired of this turtle Palpatine looking mother fucker. | Ickyfist | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,259 | conspiracy | dfojdhq |
McCain is like an angrier, dumber Liberman | cuteman | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,048,825 | conspiracy | dfou6f8 |
No wonder - the globalists want to replace Assad with one of their puppets - and McCain supports the globalist agenda | AT61 | 17 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,926 | conspiracy | dfnr1gj |
Deport this traitor back to Vietnam | madsharter | 24 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,188 | conspiracy | dfnra78 |
John "invade em" McCain. | user1688 | 16 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,059 | conspiracy | dfnszao |
John McCain jacks off to Hiroshima footage. | nitmotilo | 48 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,247 | conspiracy | dfnt5kw |
People need to stop calling John McCain and Graham republicans. | HouseSlytherin | 12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,872 | conspiracy | dfnwfqk |
When McCain is mad everyone should celebrate. | mastigia | 30 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,184 | conspiracy | dfnxmn6 |
Rex Tillerson will soon be revealed as a Russian Agent I guess | Thoutzan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,026 | conspiracy | dfo2hml |
Old senile fuck. | sydewayzsoundz | 12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,271 | conspiracy | dfo480g |
McCain takes his marching orders from Tel Aviv, when the Middle East is concerned. | SJW_Queefs_Stink | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,922 | conspiracy | dfo6801 |
and toes and arms and legs | Trump_The_Triumphant | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,004,006 | The_Donald | dfo8i5v |
Detroit Hardpoint was good | MrIntegrity91 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,183 | CoDCompetitive | dfoohkh |
In a word No | SonnyisKing | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,069,084 | CoDCompetitive | dfp6me8 |
Fringe is up there but i personally really like evac | 07ufarooq | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,778,142 | CoDCompetitive | dg1tnuw |
Detroit in aw is my favorite map of all time, and it could easily be played botg | UopuV7 | 34 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,227 | CoDCompetitive | dfnrbgp |
Fringe IMO stands up to some classic favorites. | TheCodJedi | 54 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,397 | CoDCompetitive | dfnrgz8 |
Detroit (AW) and Fringe (BO3) were two of the best maps I have ever played regardless of BOTG/Jetpack IMO they sit right up there with some of the most iconic maps in CoD | FrenZii_CoD | 21 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,054 | CoDCompetitive | dfns24i |
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