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It looks like the Incredible Hulk pulled out his big green dick and flopped it on top of your tank. | ninja996 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,245 | motorcycles | dfnzehm |
Perfect stunter | wobbegong | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,975 | motorcycles | dfo010s |
It'll buff out. | purrslikeawalrus | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,134 | motorcycles | dfo5mw6 |
Just pop some new paint on there, you'll be good to go, nobody will be able to tell a thing | cashdru | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,091 | motorcycles | dfo6ci7 |
Anyone else notice the shifter is bent to shit? | goldmanstackss | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,211 | motorcycles | dfo6fnz |
Gotta love those friendly sunni muslims! | turdferg123 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,191 | worldnews | dfobhod |
So.... just another day in the sandbox. | atombombkid | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,204 | worldnews | dfojx3g |
Such a stupid region. | AtletiUSA | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,698 | worldnews | dfols3j |
Oh, a 1:24 kill efficiency. | Hinyu | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,502 | worldnews | dfooyay |
The cleansing of the genes | FutureSpaceEngineer | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,043,851 | worldnews | dfosgo1 |
But Muslims are totally tolerant people and we have nothing to worry about if we let millions of them into our country. | MangusParomus | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,077,083 | worldnews | dfpc0wu |
And yet if it happened in Europe we would get two weeks of uninterrupted coverage. | Carnivile | -3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,636 | worldnews | dfnrol9 |
sectarian terrorism | aap_ka_baap | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,120 | worldnews | dfo0ygt |
purging of the minorities continues | aap_ka_baap | 43 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,310 | worldnews | dfo144r |
Hopefully we get some long overdue price drops on DDR4 then. | Mario-C | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,026,542 | hardware | dfommf5 |
Is this the classic double the frequency along with double the latency providing bugger all value | steel86 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,039,346 | hardware | dfor42n |
I like the image of two 512MB sticks of DDR RAM, captioned as DDR4 | randombrain | 100 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,032 | hardware | dfnnhim |
I would rather have ddr4 mature and drop in price than have shortages from manufacturers switching to ddr5. | literally_____hitler | 15 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,388 | hardware | dfnnt4a |
I don't see why any maker, on any side of the production process, would want to push for a change in memory standard so fast. | Oafah | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,286 | hardware | dfnpjwd |
Guess I'm never going to upgrade my computer at this rate. | quiznex | 30 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,652 | hardware | dfnqsdf |
DDR: 2000 DDR2: 2003 DDR3: 2007 DDR4: 2014 DDR5: 2018 | kyledawg92 | 88 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,760 | hardware | dfnspbj |
Why aren't we going straight to HBM? | Broseph_McTatertots | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,643 | hardware | dfo6r3g |
Cmon man buy that Battle Pass | jkaos92 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,829 | MechanicalKeyboards | dfnnavu |
How can you correctly flame people with just half keys ? | Alkros | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,962 | MechanicalKeyboards | dfnp95z |
How the hell are you gonna call out those russians and pinoys? | _TheEndGame | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,689 | MechanicalKeyboards | dfnqtnn |
Is that the Steelseries Kinzu? | dudinacas | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,455 | MechanicalKeyboards | dfnw2bo |
That's about half of the reason I bought this dang thing! | league_of_fail | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,724 | MechanicalKeyboards | dfnzt9r |
RB | HOVAJUNIOR | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,004,881 | nfl | dfo945l |
probably corner. | KyleKD3 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,309 | nfl | dfo9f1z |
QB: -Brees -Rivers -Clipboard Jesus RB: -LT -Sproles -Michael Turner -Woodhead -Gordon -Hell even Oliver looked great for a few games | CalvinsStuffedTiger | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,409 | nfl | dfoa7mv |
The Jets are great at developing YouTube sensations. | invisibleg1ant | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,008,707 | nfl | dfobuz0 |
QB's, RB's, and TE's | TuriGuiliano | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,325 | nfl | dfogf0m |
Dline (Ravens) | ozzman1234 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,557 | nfl | dfoidbb |
Hmmm we rebuilt our whole bench so I'd Idpsay Left Bench :( | Green_Bay_Fappers | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,036,219 | nfl | dfoq61k |
Running Backs | dont_ban_me_please | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,054,410 | nfl | dfowtdh |
Running backs | Jay_Fieri | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,084,072 | nfl | dfpgmao |
Slot receiver | Backpacks_Got_Jets | 75 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,511 | nfl | dfnn0jl |
OL | Gbchris12 | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,640 | nfl | dfnn4pt |
For the Chiefs it's running backs. | StevenStaub | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,669 | nfl | dfnn5o8 |
Quarterback. | minkmachete | 125 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,696 | nfl | dfnn6ji |
Hard to say, but probably DL | tenders11 | 13 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,734 | nfl | dfnn7rs |
Probably recievers | _DickSledge_ | 63 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,812 | nfl | dfnnabv |
Wide Receivers, Centers, Linebackers | TheBlackTempestHaar | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,839 | nfl | dfnnb6t |
Average offensive lineman for other teams. | TheDarkGrayKnight | 16 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,913 | nfl | dfnndm8 |
Linebackers | BullsOnCharade | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,922 | nfl | dfnndwj |
Alcoholic | muethingjt | 161 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,996 | nfl | dfnngbu |
Bill loves his linebackers. | ConciselyVerbose | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,041 | nfl | dfnnhsq |
Bills: RB/DL | LynK- | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,057 | nfl | dfnnibs |
Defensive lineman and linebackers hands down | bmgblaze | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,217 | nfl | dfnnnjy |
Linemen, both offense and defense. | DnMarshall | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,072 | nfl | dfnofrb |
Easily Tight End for the Bolts. | basedcharger | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,098 | nfl | dfnogmo |
The fetal position | UnbiasedBrownsFan | 28 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,302 | nfl | dfnondz |
Toss up between RBs and LBs. | whocares2021 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,595 | nfl | dfnox6v |
QBs | My_Diet_DrKelp | 26 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,645 | nfl | dfnoysw |
LBs. | Lynchcrew | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,679 | nfl | dfnozx3 |
Defensive linemen | Rhodes_Closed | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,987 | nfl | dfnp9ys |
Enemies | Eye_read_it_2 | 37 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,410 | nfl | dfnpo0o |
Patriots players | WexAndywn | 242 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,658 | nfl | dfnpw19 |
Our linebackers have been historically very solid Nink, Mayo, Hightower, Bruschi | hisglasses55 | 76 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,735 | nfl | dfnpyjh |
Edge rushers | Blacklist3d | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,226 | nfl | dfnqegf |
Opposing teams tight ends | WiscoLionsFan | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,753 | nfl | dfnqvvu |
late round talent. | dennishamburglar | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,854 | nfl | dfnqz53 |
O Line pending this years crop. | Epic_Deuce | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,193 | nfl | dfnracj |
O-line | Holajuwon34 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,348 | nfl | dfnrfe9 |
Inside linebacker You have the obvious first round ballers - Ray Lewis, CJ Mosley (and Peter Boulware when he played inside) But then the penchant for finding random undrafted guys - Bart Scott, Jameel McClain, Josh Bynes, Albert McClellan, Dannell Ellerbe, Zach Orr all were solid rotational players to all pros | shwinnythepooh | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,324 | nfl | dfnsb1q |
Recently it has been Oline | badoosh123 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,322 | nfl | dfnt833 |
Linebackers | cbdgf | 12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,616 | nfl | dfnthsd |
Free Agents. | THEr0ckl0bster | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,399 | nfl | dfnu7t6 |
Not receivers, that's for sure. | DoublePisters | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,452 | nfl | dfnu9m0 |
The Carolina "School for Linebacker Excellence" Panthers. | cleverquestion | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,499 | nfl | dfnub5k |
RB | Gnux13 | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,704 | nfl | dfnuhxg |
Linebacker, dline, and I guess maybe tight ends too | ELITEJoeFlacco | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,042 | nfl | dfnwl4f |
Linebackers | samu2121 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,918 | nfl | dfny9p7 |
QB | career_whatcareer | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,506 | nfl | dfnyrxa |
Yes | nealski77 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,767 | nfl | dfnyzuy |
Defensive line and nothing else | Bubblegumbubbles | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,321 | nfl | dfnzguk |
345 | BrianScalagoaty | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,353 | nfl | dfnzhu6 |
Edge rushers | elbenji | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,753 | nfl | dfo0o4g |
None of them. | RabidRoosters | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,529 | nfl | dfo23ca |
Other teams players at any position | Patriotsandpokemon | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,137 | nfl | dfo2kps |
Runnin back, I'll miss Tom Rathman | leafgum | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,986 | nfl | dfo5ivr |
Ummm | psych_professor | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,899 | nfl | dfo8fad |
The mouse people? | bmendonc | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,007,305 | xboxone | dfoaumn |
I'm so sad I won't hear fats from other people's mics because their Madcatz controller is vibrating. | CarsGunsBeer | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,940 | xboxone | dfocpzd |
Well Shit now what's my brother gonna play with? | Heterosexual_Narwhal | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,838 | xboxone | dfoe1cp |
There goes the most useful feature ever... turbo mode | Woodsy88 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,595 | xboxone | dfofxxx |
Its as if billions of player 2 screamed out in terror and were suddenly silenced | MimeWithoutACoz | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,647 | xboxone | dfogmde |
Good riddance to all the tiny, 40button, piece of shit controllers that plagued gaming since the early 2000's | Afferus | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,671 | xboxone | dfogmwo |
Now where will I get my garbage? | BaconPowder | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,783 | xboxone | dfoksm7 |
All these roasts lol | righturharry | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,981 | xboxone | dfonn7w |
They were always that company that other people had to use | howtodoit | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,943 | xboxone | dfotgtk |
Player 2 press start - TURBO MODE - Player 2 has left the game | howtodoit | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,986 | xboxone | dfothd3 |
What does this mean for tritton headseats that are made by madcatz ? | Omegaki314 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,053,980 | xboxone | dfowl4k |
You didnt have a true gaming childhood if you didn't at least own one Mad Catz item. | ROCKSTARMANIC | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,078,721 | xboxone | dfpd3x5 |
Their controllers were a bit janky, but did the job | tgr31 | 134 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,256 | xboxone | dfnnotb |
Lmao this is too surreal right now, its about time it happened though. | Crying_Hotdog | 52 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,554 | xboxone | dfnnyn6 |
No tears from me, I always thought their products were subpar. | ambivilant | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,166 | xboxone | dfnoivb |
yea MadCatz was shitty but 2P everywhere have a soft spot for them | My_Diet_DrKelp | 117 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,483 | xboxone | dfnotfi |
I mean maybe if they made quality products then this wouldn't happen.. hopefully the people who lost their jobs get back on their feet | javiergame4 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,126 | xboxone | dfnpeja |
Who's going to make Rock Band instruments now | StormShadow13 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,252 | xboxone | dfnpir5 |
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