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I can also say I have a million dollars lets get it in writing before you celebrate. | mattr254 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,951 | news | dfog6cm |
Of course not, all the data ownership is still theirs; it's only for rent. | h4z3 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,635 | news | dfogm3x |
But they will do it anyway | AmberDuke05 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,813 | news | dfogq0r |
Believed no one, ever | Imajimadodd | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,820 | news | dfogq5b |
Until the right offer comes along, of course. | Skysis | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,911 | news | dfogs8f |
Yea, and Donald Trump said he wasn't going to play golf while in office. | [deleted] | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,055 | news | dfogvhw |
*.....for a price....* | IAMhonka | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,140 | news | dfogxch |
lol | mywordswillgowithyou | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,224 | news | dfogz4g |
Still Nazis | cullbeer | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,594 | news | dfoh70l |
*Until we lobby to get legal access THEN sell it...* | sir_patrickryan14 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,628 | news | dfoh7rv |
Comcast says a lot of things. | Duwt | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,880 | news | dfohda7 |
Instead we give it freely for favors | EskoBomb | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,981 | news | dfohfcs |
Oh, this press release wasn't supposed to come out until tomorrow. | jbird32275 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,015 | news | dfohg3e |
(until the news cycle dies down a bit and we dont think folks will notice) | stampylives | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,103 | news | dfohhya |
Bullshit. | genpyris | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,270 | news | dfohlky |
April Fool's! | thewileyone | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,718 | news | dfohv3s |
for now... nothing to stop them if they change their mind. | Stretch5701 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,045 | news | dfoi25c |
Why the fuck did you pay off all those congressmen then? | Bacon2001 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,287 | news | dfoi7fd |
They will just call "browser history" something totally different like "user experience index" and then sell it. | harley247 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,663 | news | dfoifm4 |
Did they pinkie promise? | ItsHampster | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,717 | news | dfoigq7 |
This is an April fools... right? | vkfjord | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,776 | news | dfoihxm |
liar liar, plants for hire | jeffreycoley | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,485 | news | dfoiwv0 |
liar liar, plants for hire | jeffreycoley | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,508 | news | dfoixbc |
... comcast will give it away for free. | texasguy911 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,616 | news | dfoiznc |
...Until we decide to later. | Unpopular1 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,824 | news | dfoj488 |
And I won't eat that cake | choppedcheesesammy | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,019,932 | news | dfoj6il |
that is a lie, we all know it. | Rtreesaccount420 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,020,696 | news | dfojmki |
Americans respond, "I don't believe you." | an_internet_denizen | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,028 | news | dfojtbw |
I feel like these guys are up to something | ineverusethis1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,073 | news | dfoju9o |
Comcast says a lot of things. | FlyingRobin | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,354 | news | dfokk1u |
Where's the poop Comcast? | rulejunior | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,764 | news | dfoks7x |
Bull, knowing Comcast they will change the definition of "browsing history". | Nonconformist666 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,847 | news | dfoktww |
What say you, Spectrum? | Girlindaytona | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,353 | news | dfol3pc |
They will not sell private information for the first year, after the first year and your introductory offer, and a years worth of reasonably sleeping peacefully knowing your information is safe they will start selling information in large quantities at high profits, or you may chose to switch to directv | Billfuclinton | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,523 | news | dfol6t7 |
Well, we know how much we can trust them to do what is right. | Gimiesome | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,819 | news | dfolcc0 |
Hitler says he just wants a little Poland | kijib | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,025,375 | news | dfom3jx |
Comcast's April Fool's joke. | Ashallond | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,026,278 | news | dfomia2 |
They won't sell it so they can change you an extra fee each month for internet privacy. | Frakmonster | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,073 | news | dfomusw |
In other words, it will | HastaLaVistaBebe | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,083 | news | dfomuyk |
Naw, they'll auction it, or just give it away | Averysmallmoose | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,027,696 | news | dfon4c4 |
April fools? | pjohnson2017 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,185 | news | dfonboq |
I look forward to coming back here a year from now with the headline reading: "BREAKING NEWS: Comcast has been selling their customer's browsing histories" | NextChamp | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,530 | news | dfongno |
Comcast lies to everyone | showmeurboobsplznthx | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,961 | news | dfonmwo |
The corporate version of "Just the tip." | LosExpendables | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,194 | news | dfonqah |
April Fool's? | SquishyGhost | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,029,739 | news | dfonxw2 |
Comcast is not obligated to tell the truth. | Verminax | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,235 | news | dfoo4sv |
Comcast is a filthy whore liar-demon. | Mad_Jukes | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,592 | news | dfoo9qk |
Right...LOL No we are just going to pass on a lucrative revenue stream because we just care about freedom so much...LOL Right idiots, keep on believing this bull shit | Tom_Bombadilesq | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,779 | news | dfoopaj |
And you believe them? | coppercable | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,031,989 | news | dfoorwm |
they should, they are already as low as it gets, selling my browsing history wont make it worse. | helalo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,034,201 | news | dfopinm |
...unless they pay us a tuck fon of money! | JohnFist | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,035,097 | news | dfopt8x |
...Until the price is right. | thelazyreader2015 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,037,797 | news | dfoqna0 |
How terrible is the Trump administration where Comcast is the good guy. | vannucker | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,038,490 | news | dfoqutr |
Didn't they also promise to provide customer service and tech support? | Caridor | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,040,633 | news | dforhza |
Somehow... I don't believe it. | KyuuAA | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,040,942 | news | dforld5 |
Most obvious April fool's joke ever. | Upload_in_Progress | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,041,199 | news | dforo5j |
Ah ha, nice April Fools joke Comcast. | HolyShitSpaceTigers | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,043,257 | news | dfosa80 |
Fuck off you stupid fucking retard prick I will slide tackle you into the wall with my left leg and then I will steal your cat and keep it for my own | BasicallyNeymar | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,235 | news | dfot7q8 |
Nah they'll just give it away for free | Kuja27 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,503 | news | dfotaz9 |
Saying they won't sell it doesn't mean they won't use the data to sell new services to advertisers. | FiveAgst1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,753 | news | dfoteai |
That's because nobody can search using comcast... so there's nothing to sell. | Bulevine | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,796 | news | dfotewg |
"we" "will" "not" "sell" "your" "browser" "history" "trust" "us" | beefjokey | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,047,845 | news | dfotsiv |
That's because they will give it away for free and take donations of money. | FracturedTruth | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,048,306 | news | dfotz40 |
At least not of the Republicans that voted to give them that power. | vitaminssk | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,049,180 | news | dfoubrb |
Amongst the various intelligent and well though out comments here, I'd just like to add "Fuck you comcast, go sit on burning stick you evil pieces of shit." | helixA | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,049,242 | news | dfoucos |
April Fools? | virtualblink | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,050,273 | news | dfousbd |
As a one time employee of comcast, I can solidly state, "fuck those criminal bastards". | LeprousGinger | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,050,757 | news | dfouzwr |
its kind of funny now watch time warner sell all of its information its collected over the years as it becomes spectrum... | TheMemeRepo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,051,141 | news | dfov6gp |
Ok Antichrist, whatever you say. | Gonzostewie | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,051,211 | news | dfov7nx |
This is a very depressing April Fool's Day prank | MnemonicMonkeys | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,051,626 | news | dfoveiu |
Don't worry, I'll pull out...... | deviantpixel | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,052,628 | news | dfovvxt |
Guys you all fell for this April fools joke. | Andrew1431 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,052,996 | news | dfow2k9 |
April Fools Day... Clever girl Comcast. | shittwiceanddie | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,053,416 | news | dfowaiq |
april fools? | family_jewelS | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,053,555 | news | dfowd34 |
Comcast sold me a home phone received nothing but solicitors come too find out Comcast sold my phone number to them... don't believe anything these cocksuckers say | Bebopphuckbroke | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,053,917 | news | dfowjxs |
No, but they will give it away for free, in exchange for currency. | ac3raven | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,054,110 | news | dfownku |
Hahahahahha.... This isnt even a good aprils fools joke. | ILetTheDogesOut | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,054,330 | news | dfowrus |
We won't sell it...we will trade for it. | twalkerp | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,055,525 | news | dfoxfu1 |
Until we forget they said this then they will quietly se your browsing history. | iateyourcake | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,055,733 | news | dfoxkai |
April Fools? | TheNutTree | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,056,831 | news | dfoy86i |
What Comcast says it will not do today has no bearing whatsoever on what Comcast actually will do a year from now, after the uproar has died down. | TurboSchnauzer | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,056,860 | news | dfoy8t9 |
So, April Fools? | TheSavagery | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,058,992 | news | dfozkt8 |
I googled Comcast on Google Images and the 8th result was a swastika, so I'll say that I'm skeptical of this promise. | tantothemighty | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,059,455 | news | dfozvma |
Just use ad blockers so that people buying your history are wasting money | Nah-vi | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,059,625 | news | dfozzow |
April fools? | Totalrecluse | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,059,692 | news | dfp01cf |
"Says" is the keyword here! | ZPhox | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,061,009 | news | dfp0yqb |
We sure this wasn't posted today? | justonebanana | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,061,944 | news | dfp1mmf |
Well, I'm glad that it has been left in the hands of such an *honorable* company as Comcast. | Pal_Smurch | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,062,077 | news | dfp1q4g |
Huh huh, sure..., you lying' fucks | RedCommie1 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,063,486 | news | dfp2qnx |
unless the price is juuuuuust right | Capt_Schmidt | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,064,843 | news | dfp3og8 |
We won't use our new super power, well unless the government asks us too. | silvernug | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,066,758 | news | dfp50j8 |
saying and doing are two different things | soapgoat | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,070,092 | news | dfp7bbl |
We won't sell it, we'll trade it. | tonyj101 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,070,518 | news | dfp7ly5 |
We won't sell it.. BECAUSE WE ALREADY HAVE MUAHAHA | forgtn | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,071,490 | news | dfp89vg |
april fool's? | analyticalchem | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,072,878 | news | dfp98dc |
What about barter? | Slab_Happy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,083,321 | news | dfpg4u2 |
What should be happening is that ISPs shouldn't be allowed to sell users' data period. | randomnighmare | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,095,365 | news | dfpo25m |
That's not the same as them legally not being allowed to do it. | SamJSchoenberg | 56 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,948 | news | dfnobmn |
...and somehow nobody believes them. | billastrilla | 141 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,175 | news | dfnoj4n |
This is the equivalent of their "introductory prices." | pdxscout | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,450 | news | dfnosbn |
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