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Literally Unplayable.. Should've bought a PS3 instead! | Z-Dante | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,715 | pcmasterrace | dfnzsz1 |
Don't hate but what is actually wrong with G2A? | BillyVanSanden | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,204 | pcmasterrace | dfo1u4b |
Comic Sans literally hurts my eyes | Jezeri1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,307 | pcmasterrace | dfo2peu |
just kill me now | zyntaxable | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,372 | pcmasterrace | dfo3j7e |
my eyes aghhh | Gnome_0 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,122 | pcmasterrace | dfo440e |
Wow fuck you, I'm gonna browse Reddit on my PS4 where Comic Sans cannot materialize. | Utsune | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,024 | pcmasterrace | dfo4sin |
Mountain dew, Dew^tm it right! | LawlessCoffeh | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,205 | pcmasterrace | dfo4xf2 |
april fools isnt til tomorrow guys | JetEdge | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,235 | pcmasterrace | dfo5pkn |
I kinda like the banner in Comic Sans :/ some kind of nostalgia | MaxWoltekort | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,145 | pcmasterrace | dfo6dvz |
Secondo la costituzione del sacro blog, indagato == colpevole, senza passare dal via | meschio94 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,022,193 | italy | dfokgwf |
Outside of events you literally have more pikachu on your screen at one time than I have ever seen | blawrenceg | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,276 | TheSilphRoad | dfohlpn |
You interrupted a pikathreesome | basealan | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,370 | TheSilphRoad | dfnnsjn |
It's been this way for weeks | chipfox | 60 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,602 | TheSilphRoad | dfnpuac |
these are models, not sprites though | imArize | 11 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,829 | TheSilphRoad | dfnq1jg |
Three Pikachu as bodyguard stop :P | DamyZoriginal | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,087 | TheSilphRoad | dfnr6vh |
Looks like you interrupted something. | MojaveBreeze | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,511 | TheSilphRoad | dfo0hdg |
...that you were able to have three Pikachu on screen at once is a source of jealousy for me. | goofyspouse | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,267 | TheSilphRoad | dfo5qgl |
I've noticed with woopers a couple of days ago | ajoanaverde | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,010 | TheSilphRoad | dfo7rlw |
It seems to be random, today I found a female pikachu on map, clicked, was male | supermassimo0310 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,003,921 | TheSilphRoad | dfo8fw9 |
Shit happens, guessing the kids go into foster are hell now, but still may be better off. | Basdad | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,481 | news | dfoa9jg |
That sounds about right. | bookykits | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,330 | news | dfocav0 |
Poor kids, this is very sad :'( | Skyking44 | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,009,871 | news | dfocoao |
I'm glad im a video game and weed and any drug but heroin addict. | biggieemilio | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,289 | news | dfoecf5 |
Atleast her kids don't have to be raised by a crack white mom now they get to be orphans, yay? | kefuzzles | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,012,495 | news | dfoehgu |
The ball pit will babysit. | JEWCEY | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,014,403 | news | dfoft8v |
I really can't say I'm surprised Chuck E Cheese is a pretty sketch yplace nationwide. | stonedbarbarossa | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,155 | news | dfogb3l |
If this woman had access to doctor prescribed opioids each month she could lead a normal life for over ten years before it stops working. | o0flatCircle0o | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,431 | news | dfoghel |
Chucky cheese ruining kids lives since it's founding | Akolade | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,016,930 | news | dfoheay |
Chuck E Cheese stays having the craziest shit go down | Bankrupt84 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,023 | news | dfohg99 |
So a normal Tuesday. | mekese2000 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,017,056 | news | dfohgxx |
Why am I upvoting this? | ItsHampster | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,916 | news | dfoikx3 |
Is this better or worse than getting busy in a Burger King bathroom? | marsupialsales | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,705 | news | dfok755 |
At least she didn't get into a fight. | Pelkhurst | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,921 | news | dfokbdy |
Last Good Childhood memory for a while is chucky cheese | Milestailsprowe | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,024 | news | dfolg45 |
Of course she looks like that. | Schizoforenzic | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,024,437 | news | dfolnh8 |
Read 'heroin' and instantly knew it was Indiana :( | julysfire | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,030,980 | news | dfooewl |
Her kids are better off now | kevfitz1729 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,046,082 | news | dfot5vp |
His name isn't Charles Entertainment for nothing | Reggie_Popadopoulous | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,052,330 | news | dfovqob |
Having been to Chueck E Cheese, I support her choice | MackTO | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,053,234 | news | dfow73x |
My dad did this, and they didn't put it in the news | brittanyFNdale | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,053,975 | news | dfowl0j |
In her defense, CEC is a relatively safe place to cook up & shoot. | Seventeenth_Precinct | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,057,989 | news | dfoyxlt |
I've never touched a hard drug in my life, but the times I've had to go to Chuck E Cheese...if someone had offered me some heroin, I wouldn't have though twice. | sydster_d | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,058,481 | news | dfoz8y6 |
No good happens at Chucky Cheese | Vendevende | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,068,899 | news | dfp6hu7 |
Chuck E. Cheese = vile hive of scum and villainy | Alice_B_Tokeless | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,384 | news | dfnnt0i |
This is all kinds of horrific, but having been to chuck e cheese more than once I understand the impulse. | archamedeznutz | 1,162 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,151 | news | dfnoidx |
That's smart bathrooms have red lighting | O-shi | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,646 | news | dfnoyts |
So, just another day at the Chuck? | sotech | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,981,326 | news | dfnpl9b |
Holy crap, my highschool's about a mile from there. | shasosteele | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,830 | news | dfnruti |
as someone who's been in a cec as an adult, i can sympathize with her. | z01z | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,784 | news | dfnvgva |
Sounds like everyone had a good time. | danth | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,364 | news | dfnvzdq |
So THAT's how parents tolerate Chuck E Cheese's... | cowman3456 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,988,576 | news | dfnw683 |
Love it when the entire story provides little more detail than the title. | RemingtonSnatch | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,069 | news | dfnwm1d |
They need more activities for adults. | Chairman_ofthe_bored | 9 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,163 | news | dfnwp4f |
Between this and worldstar, it's been a disastrous run for Chuck E Cheese. | Acrimony01 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,049 | news | dfo037h |
The amount of comments saying Heroin at Chuck E Cheese sounds fun is fucking alarming. | Murphenstien | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,788 | news | dfo0p1v |
Too much cheese? | roda1313 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,329 | news | dfo14oj |
At least it wasn't a fight or shooting at Chuck E Cheese. | downonthesecond | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,876 | news | dfo1km7 |
This is everyday reality in small towns in the Rust Belt. | [deleted] | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,120 | news | dfo1rmf |
Tired of winning yet indiana? | pm_your_lifehistory | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,065 | news | dfo3ahp |
Wow, she takes her Nurse Jackie cosplay REALLY seriously. | ObservantEgo | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,891 | news | dfo3xr2 |
Oh for fucks sake... I seriously just want one happy article | iStillHavetoGoPee | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,199 | news | dfo4x9p |
Gotta go hard or go home. | EstusEnthusiast | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,001,336 | news | dfo6iwb |
If you're looking for insightful comments you should look elsewhere. | Neuraxis | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,024 | news | dfo71cr |
Who cares about the mom and kids, I want to know more about the polar bear praying at a cross! | Suckydog | -1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,002,967 | news | dfo7qg4 |
What do the upside-down anarchy symbols mean in picture #9? | Nois3 | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,873 | Images | dfoajlr |
So awful - tragic :( | hiyosilver64 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,992,162 | Images | dfnzbxp |
YEET | Senpai_Rekt | 4 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,006,441 | youseeingthisshit | dfoa8id |
I love how he is like "...ok, I'm just gonna chill here" after the hit | DannielGM | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,171 | youseeingthisshit | dfoey77 |
Who filmed this, John Ford? | Pastafarian75 | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,013,589 | youseeingthisshit | dfof8p8 |
A coworker called me old for saying pwnd. | MungTao | 15 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,018,552 | youseeingthisshit | dfoid6q |
That cat is so confused. | pinkshdw666 | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,021,673 | youseeingthisshit | dfok6hk |
RKO OUTTA NOWHERE | xFGxSKaRMoRY | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,524 | youseeingthisshit | dfooym2 |
Ultra widescreen | eufouric | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,032,929 | youseeingthisshit | dfop3g4 |
Pwnd. | Spacemandan01 | 123 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,986 | youseeingthisshit | dfnng0p |
The cat never even saw him. | kcroyalblue | 18 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,960 | youseeingthisshit | dfnuq8b |
CATBERG WITH A PERFECT SPEAR, OPPONENT DAZED AND CONFUSED! | gusfindsaspaceship | 105 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,987,324 | youseeingthisshit | dfnv1xw |
Lol | Ryesagain | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,106 | youseeingthisshit | dfo5m56 |
At least PETA isn't saying milk causes autism yet again. | CringingAtTheWorld | 7 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,011,320 | GamerGhazi | dfodoc1 |
Well at least they're not comparing milking to rape this time? | Meguminn | 14 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,100 | GamerGhazi | dfo5lyk |
You are almost as funny as the UFOtards! | M0b1u5 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,077 | videos | dfo1qeh |
RIP Yamaha... we all loved you. | FliGuyRyan | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,005,455 | motorcycles | dfo9ipa |
At least there won't be any scratches from the zipper on your jacket. | Honda600F4i | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,015,905 | motorcycles | dfogs37 |
waaaayyyy to much front brake | negrodamus90 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,023,144 | motorcycles | dfokzo8 |
Did it get hit by one of those security poles/arms that lift and come down between vehicles at the entrance/exit to parking areas? | MiamiFootball | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,028,424 | motorcycles | dfonf69 |
That'll buff right out. | Melba69 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-04 | 1,491,075,985 | motorcycles | dfpbadz |
And now you have somewhere for your phone. | Chilton_Squid | 150 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,524 | motorcycles | dfnn0ym |
Did you wrap it around a 4x4? | Tymanthius | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,978,745 | motorcycles | dfnn84d |
Did a tree fall on it? | CaptainFarkles | 24 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,979,234 | motorcycles | dfnno4f |
Looks custom to me. | BloodAnimus | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,980,031 | motorcycles | dfnoeep |
Bike X Forklift = Forklift wins! | Chasing_Sunsets | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,241 | motorcycles | dfnqeyv |
That'll buff out. | orange4boy | 65 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,982,863 | motorcycles | dfnqzer |
Stunt Tank yo | ViperThreat | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,983,236 | motorcycles | dfnrbrs |
Would put my water bottle there in case you get thirsty from too much customizing. | rodolflow | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,984,547 | motorcycles | dfnsi9c |
Tis' but a scratch. | Daldric | 12 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,003 | motorcycles | dfnsxen |
Perfect mount for a GPS and a Nexus tablet. | funnythebunny | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,985,197 | motorcycles | dfnt3up |
o.O how did this happen? | The5ea | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,986,230 | motorcycles | dfnu2b8 |
Jokes aside I mean honestly if it doesn't leak, yeah its still "good"... ...but seriously did you drop a steel piece of channel on it or something? | Pattern_Is_Movement | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,319 | motorcycles | dfnwu89 |
Explain yourself OP! | GrumpyGoob | 8 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,989,972 | motorcycles | dfnxfof |
Nobody answer OP until he explains himself | FCOS | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,990,562 | motorcycles | dfnxyqc |
How? | Lousmorals | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,991,536 | motorcycles | dfnystz |
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