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Ill see myself out within my own face. | montecarlo1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,334 | gifs | dfo0by6 |
Very apt. | time_lord_allonzy | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,529 | gifs | dfo0hue |
When you're watching the daily press briefings do you ever just get lost in Spicer's.... face? | Lizard_with_a_ladder | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,594 | gifs | dfo0jp5 |
Another day another anti trump post at the top of a non political default sub | LSU_Coonass | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,611 | gifs | dfo0k4j |
Isn't that Melissa McCarthy? | SentientMynd187 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,659 | gifs | dfo0lix |
Who are you calling pinhead? | error_message_401 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,680 | gifs | dfo0m1f |
It's like liberals need to make things smaller to feel more secure about themselves like some kind of animal survival instinct. | Storaket | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,719 | gifs | dfo0n18 |
Reddit Why are you such a liberal cesspool? | theanomaly904 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,735 | gifs | dfo0nlr |
brilliant! | dizenutz | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,738 | gifs | dfo0nqf |
Holy fucking forehead batman! | BanjoTheFox | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,881 | gifs | dfo0rn3 |
Reddit is anti-Trump so straight to the front page! | prkrrlz | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,898 | gifs | dfo0s4a |
I read "spider" and was expecting him to start flailing. | chloroformrabbit | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,919 | gifs | dfo0so2 |
Why is his nose eyes and mouth so close together | sinnay3 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,993,949 | gifs | dfo0tgd |
This puts me to sleep for some reason. | MrPlazmaDude | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,022 | gifs | dfo0vnj |
Not much of a difference from the start | lauranja913 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,096 | gifs | dfo0xss |
Is that a toe for a head? | tiatiaaa89 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,124 | gifs | dfo0yl8 |
That dude has a huge forehead | thefur1ousmango | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,221 | gifs | dfo11j6 |
Lil'Bits | MightyKurama | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,263 | gifs | dfo12rs |
I need to get some sleep. | TotallyNot_dumb_step | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,313 | gifs | dfo148c |
Someone submit this to The Late Show with Stephen Colbert! | PrinceSDSK | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,323 | gifs | dfo14im |
Shaun Spicer, but every time he lies, his face gets just a little smaller | crazedSquidlord | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,331 | gifs | dfo14qe |
The slow progress of shrinkage shows just how large some people's foreheads truly are. | TubularTorqueTitties | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,342 | gifs | dfo151z |
LOL, this is fantastic! | WTFlock | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,357 | gifs | dfo15fv |
Has technology gone too far? | melomanian | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,370 | gifs | dfo15u3 |
He ends up looking like a Dick Tracy villain lol. | WangtorioJackson | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,520 | gifs | dfo1ad2 |
Don't do that shit to me when I'm high, Reddit. | evensnowdies | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,631 | gifs | dfo1do5 |
Masterful | Wizardinthepaint | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,732 | gifs | dfo1gke |
Looks like Roger Goodell after like 5 seconds of shrinking | jruss11 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,831 | gifs | dfo1jda |
I am drunk and idk what is going on | gapark | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,994,953 | gifs | dfo1mru |
It's like a reverse Pinocchio | Receiverstud | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,056 | gifs | dfo1psh |
Do you have a little mouth then come to little bit's we're all our food is little | DarthPreytor | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,250 | gifs | dfo1vgk |
You could do the same for Hillary and it could be taking her fake ass smile off her face. | CommandWarlord | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,257 | gifs | dfo1vnj |
Modern day Pinocchio syndrome. | SwollenCucumber | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,319 | gifs | dfo1xc0 |
At one point it looks exactly like that Cristiano Ronaldo statue | zisho | 5 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,348 | gifs | dfo1y67 |
Small hands, small face, what next? | Darnoc777 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,489 | gifs | dfo2270 |
One problem, why isn't his nose growing? | ProfessorDurgan | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,496 | gifs | dfo22e2 |
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? | SaintlyForce1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,502 | gifs | dfo22kq |
tfw too smart for liberals | Open_Sky | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,508 | gifs | dfo22qd |
Its weird how the left loves to pick on peoples looks, despite flipping shit if someone does it to them | alejandro4234 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,659 | gifs | dfo277n |
Is something supposed to happen? | VladimirPigPutin | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,723 | gifs | dfo2949 |
It's like bizzaro Pinocchio | Slinkys4every1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,757 | gifs | dfo2a4i |
Lying makes your face shrink | whatdoesthisbuttondu | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,882 | gifs | dfo2do2 |
When the LSD kicks in | hardyhaha_09 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,935 | gifs | dfo2f4f |
This happened I was there | walrusdoom | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,995,961 | gifs | dfo2fws |
Could be his brain growing larger? | st_michael | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,048 | gifs | dfo2i9p |
I thought it said spider | pin_kRobot | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,081 | gifs | dfo2j76 |
Someone must do this with Will Smith (Woll Smoth). | m-p-3 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,086 | gifs | dfo2jb3 |
Is that Melissa McCarthy? | soupdizzle1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,102 | gifs | dfo2jql |
Litterally the instant this started I thought "That man has such a stupid small rabbit face, I hate it," then cackled manically while all my dreams came true. | PM_ME_YOUR_KIDS_SSN | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,110 | gifs | dfo2jyb |
Literally took about ten seconds for me to figure that one out hahahaha | ItsJustGizmo | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,192 | gifs | dfo2m7r |
it's pretty interesting that people are actually watching press briefings now. | ThelemaAndLouise | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,287 | gifs | dfo2ow2 |
Can you do one where his face slowly morphs into an asshole? | Crowbar_Faith | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,292 | gifs | dfo2ozu |
My reaction was What's happening His face is weirdly small Wait, it is small It's getting smaller Giggling LOL LO.... It's weird... It's getting scary Stop it | BrockN | 6 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,313 | gifs | dfo2pkg |
Quite the jowel line. | daner92 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,408 | gifs | dfo2s6m |
HES TRYING TO GET AWAY! | troyareyes | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,481 | gifs | dfo2u74 |
He's actually more handsome without a face. | Baeblayd | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,543 | gifs | dfo2vy2 |
Not to be rude but look at the size of that guys forehead, almost beats Jacksfilms for best forehead award. | Goatoak | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,903 | gifs | dfo35y1 |
Wow, he has such a small prong in his bucket. | Tooluka | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,996,938 | gifs | dfo36vx |
Heresy | Milk_Sucker420 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,098 | gifs | dfo3ben |
This is the best thing I have seen on the internet all day | bucketfullofanuses | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,127 | gifs | dfo3c8n |
Lil' bits | Gleriot | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,267 | gifs | dfo3g89 |
LOL | fluffykerfuffle1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,281 | gifs | dfo3gmv |
Oh come on, that only happens when he is lying. | baronben666 | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,322 | gifs | dfo3ht8 |
took me like a good 6 seconds before i realised what was going on | Unreal_Banana | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,480 | gifs | dfo3mbx |
Lil' Bits! | Puckley77 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,680 | gifs | dfo3s0s |
I died. | Fashionmullet | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,774 | gifs | dfo3ujz |
He looks like the Ronaldo statue at the end | bboisier | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,997,787 | gifs | dfo3uvf |
Everyone in the world is laughing at the Americans who hate the only president in generations to actively advocate for the country itself. | ChopperRide | 3 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,017 | gifs | dfo4168 |
thought i was on acid at first. | yoiforgotmypassword1 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,182 | gifs | dfo45nw |
Someone should do another but with Trump's hands | Radicle_ | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,444 | gifs | dfo4cn2 |
Fuck, his head is so square. | SplashDmg | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,445 | gifs | dfo4cp2 |
This is liberal humor? | redwings98 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,514 | gifs | dfo4eh8 |
I just keep giggling and giggling, like I'm expecting it do something besides keep shrinking | Potatoic | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,668 | gifs | dfo4ins |
HIS FACE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FACE. | adelaide129 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,711 | gifs | dfo4jwa |
Lil bits... | babyrobotman | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,716 | gifs | dfo4k0t |
I really wanted his head to explode like an overinflated balloon. | Ihateloops | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,892 | gifs | dfo4ovl |
That's the first time I've thought "*please* tell me his face is shrinking." | iShouldBeWorkingLol | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,896 | gifs | dfo4oyi |
Still bigger than Trump's hands. | aceofsoul12 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,998,968 | gifs | dfo4qy1 |
This is how the left debates. | gayboosack | 0 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,143 | gifs | dfo4vr3 |
I was not prepared for that. | picxal | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,319 | gifs | dfo50ix |
Make one where his nose grows | SuspiciousPassenger | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,334 | gifs | dfo50yb |
This is so cool haha | sir_roman | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,603 | gifs | dfo587n |
This guy has a 5head | eggard_stark | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,668 | gifs | dfo59yo |
thats a big forehead | 8wdude8 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,767 | gifs | dfo5cp3 |
Talking to morons in his press conference has a swelling effect on the brain. | quadrupleplusungood | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,865 | gifs | dfo5ffu |
Make one with his nose growing from all the lies. | zeldaisaprude | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,906 | gifs | dfo5gld |
Lol | highprofittrade | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,490,999,995 | gifs | dfo5j60 |
nice | ukrunnr | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,015 | gifs | dfo5joz |
hi andre from prison school | Kirikomori | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,025 | gifs | dfo5jze |
Something seems off....hmm | alnelson2 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,026 | gifs | dfo5jzy |
The reason it takes so long to notice is because Spicy has such a weird face to begin with. | [deleted] | 2 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,153 | gifs | dfo5nem |
Fucking click bait, no spiders or anything. | agent0681 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,201 | gifs | dfo5oo6 |
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this | SicariusXLVII | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,454 | gifs | dfo5vjo |
Get Dick Tracy on this one! | qw000pz | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,546 | gifs | dfo5xz1 |
The internet is a strange, beautiful place. | Camster46 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,647 | gifs | dfo60rl |
Data. | iPlaynak3d_R3born | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,746 | gifs | dfo63cl |
Dual gilded... Idonbilivit | Picax8398 | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,748 | gifs | dfo63f0 |
You can just see it in his eyes how much he wishes he could recede into that suit like a fucking turtle every time he talks haha! | Arawn_Triptolemus | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,763 | gifs | dfo63tn |
They say that every time he lies his face gets smaller. | GabrielKlute | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,794 | gifs | dfo64nj |
Shouldn't his nose be getting larger, not his forehead. | okilokii | 1 | -1 | -1 | 2017-03 | 1,491,000,844 | gifs | dfo65zj |
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