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Why does she have a piece of paper on her head lol. | r/hannahferguson | comment | r/HannahFerguson | 2017-07-26 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYcG00cDZJRGxhNW03RVZ5d1QtUjVELVEzMUNWYk5pVk1OR0g3Z2NzZ0Y3ZTZjNVpnWmJlblY4ZU1DM3I1TDk2WFRtcVIyZDVYdGZzb0RxTldGdjJXU2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFNUxWNWJ0a0FyYlNGLTVMc05jNlpTWlQzSmlYWnF4OG1NUzNKM0UtMWFua3pya3g4WlhxazVSWE1ZeEVma0RGUVZJNkxEUmJOREN1Uy1WSlpaTnlqTENFX3VXem5oY3E2VkVUaERKSkk3em90TXpYbGUxZzgwUmN1dFYydl9qdDNlZ1F3ajNiX2lhY2JvTURrbzM5cThfUUpINFhCWmRZSmtRWlBmcmdyM0RRQTBfbENvdW1SRmRESVlIb0JGbXVW |
because that's what makes it "art" lol | r/hannahferguson | comment | r/HannahFerguson | 2017-07-26 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYQVB2aFV4b1A2SkNaNmJrQVJ5eWR0Y0lwbXFtdXUtVFBrQ1c2cEw4RlNXQWo3eXpYRWxSVnJFalNQX29lZlhWYlMtcVV0STV6d3pGRHJSMXBXZE9zRmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFWlhkdGdoeGxpMlN3d3dQUUNYVmdma2Y1bGtVTjFPSVZ6VWZCWTJ3WDY2VUhKSnZIbVRiOWtYSThMcEZ2eHl0VDdCWElvUFpIbHNET19LRE50MzQxNlRrdG9CRmMyT3B3QXJjc3paS1I2RHZPaDgyeFlyYmhwWWxtY24ydnpUS19rRmFsb01MYjZ5SGxBNmRSeHVtZVRvX244ZXRsVmloNUZ4c1hCS2d1OTM2WE5pOEdmbG5JWExLNzdfeEdqY0ZP |
A phrase I'd never heard before, because who fucking cares? This came from the mouth of a close friend, the biggest metal-head you'd ever meet. He's been going to metal shows since he was 12 and can't hear shit because of it (I have to yell into his ear from 2 feet away, even if we were in a library)
and it takes me a week to come up with "we get it you like metal"
fuck you brain | r/staircasewit | post | r/staircasewit | 2017-07-27 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYaUxMWkgxNk1xT3ZuVHphLW15MjVNVnJWeWtnYzZ1c3FqaHlSUldHX2FkWTRKZUhCb3dJZGp1UnlnOFlLTG5uZ0xlQVJvQXFwZWIzMngwSXhJSU5MRHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFZnpGdU5XWERFNWFPSDRrOGxyVGZCT2YtbXlaUHdHdHFYWlRoTDdGVDBfM2QteDZOWUhOY2hTME5pc3F6VG03dUUxSVVuODExUWN6ZXZfbzFLWWNQbUprTjFkS052WFhMMnA3dFVxdVBCRDlURU1ydVJrRF8zVWxiTDM3WXJjZjVNcjc4ekpTVm5SUklLbzN6ZExkVXdBTkt2cnhKRVIxV3JLSzNha2N6N1VrPQ== |
We are in the process of uploading over 500 products. Come back tonight or tomorrow and you'll find everything you need. | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-07-27 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYY0dwZmFNOTVxNU5WTG1vLV9NdGZENVFNbnFvajhVYUVfNGR0clVmekZEbGozX3RrWlBibkdMZVRQUjVRSVk0em45ejlWQ0hBNHhHNWUyYlBkNVJYb3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFZ29PVFBHWWpacmxoYzJuVWxJTmJXVUYyYjN5WUFvN2xjdUR0VEhzUjBRTGZuM1oxZVNCMTJtMklTeWpCRDdKWlRKOWxLVHluaTVKSzhheW9Hd21tQlV4Q1BFSF9DN1lHazRZU0ZxenNGbjlJN3pNeF92MWZreGhRVHhOemlyTDBCSUR3Zk43cExkM2R5Y25KcGF6elk2SlFUcEpLR2gyQ3NqbTVIUGw1dEhFREo0YU9SUzJYTFNEMm1QYkMyRUcwNW9DZV9nVnY5eE1oVmdUN20wc1NXVWhHZl9NcEpaMzYzeXVUS1k1RUFqbz0= |
Aliexpress dropshipping? | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-07-27 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYVFpzajZpTDFqMFFKZVNJaVRYczA2Y2k5Tlp0Zmo1cXhudVdkNC1mNF9BU1hlTDlZLVdXeko1djZ1LWlnTGZwOWFCTEppaVRyclozS1RFVlJ1VlFnX1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFTlFUcHBxcms4c1FGUG44RU1qZXhsRXBGRkxPRGIyZi1PeHhDbWk0TTNVRHl3U3ZTcjBzMHl6Ull4dk9kOEpla1MxbkdOaWVzVWdNTXBtaUFLaWtZYWVaU21GWDNoRXAwcWlQcHl1Y0xRME9hdlpGTmVFUUd0dGtTSkM5Wkx4bGZSWkZpNFBKQllBbUNkQ2hleTB4elVLNmRkQzI2eHpLTjVoR2Q0Tml0bm5lYktoN3NmQUd5bk9zWUpiaUl2V0FiZzNHQ2NIUVM4TlhSMEtKOVF4TDlkVGhhUnBIMVIxakplN0dOODk4UWJwbz0= |
Peppermint Tea Tree Shampoo & Conditioner is kind of interesting and i like to try it as well. :) | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-07-27 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYbXpyU0ZVQm9qR0c3cm1oTzg5TWNXV2VjVDlCVkZvb2ZYT0d5aEQxQjVVeDRuZ240em41SDRDWHFJZ0o3bFBRX3B2a1g1elhDY2xGTUhOUmhKQUZuWXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFQnFUbDBWaGQ5ZWszaXhyRDhLb1cxSUJ0WGY5QXp6QVdTY2lNLUZuZVNFTExpZ3REN0NMeUpidlA0cWc1OGRwdmg4Qk16U042ODMyUXR5azVTa3ZwWGxIMzRsdXF0cjN1ZW9LOHdjTDlFMGdtQmRNdkRqejNKSzdKU1BDYlFjLWhNRjYtNHhOSVQ0cDQ0SEhGZVdybFVfZ0ZvREJjOHNTNjdwaFgyMXQyR3U0aW1tcURDaEVMOC0tcm95eUs1aDdBdEZIUGhndkNEMFB4dEZHRlJVNm96LTFuYWR0S3h5aUsyZGFsU2pGeUhXQT0= |
[holefeed](https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/lefties-of-the-world-unite?bfsource=bbf_enus&utm_term=.vsx2P4zG7#.mlLEoxpaW) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2017-07-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdFktdlVjWmx1S0tFcXNEbW1aNEJ0MUpHMzJvVVYyaHptUWxoYXJZNkdLRlRvaFdLaGFFMF8xSlFIUy1VR2lNTnJ6RXlJMUdENEtzZ1I0SmlMZXZxbkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFOUR2MU1mdXlxZU1OajRUbzl6b05DckMyYlZhSTNZT004THg0ZzBadlhIajF3cmFUN1gzbGRDdmdvZ2hyQ1Q3dkZiVl9TRjNlVkhwb05YQlBmTkpGNVJQRnNsMnlDUlBUa3FmLUsxZTFnMUU1cTFvN1RvTFg0UFZkc0FUWVFlRFk0UmNVb2p6aGxkajM0LUc3VVdTVEt5WGdBWEd0YlNuaEttVjBCazl4eFpyY3NwR3FtcjNXMGZTU2FkSDBGTjN5X2xQQy1yTFNITWhFV0J0MjJ6YzRuRVgtOThqaTA0a2pLcVpsZEJiUDFpdz0= |
You ask me how all this begun, I'd tell you all about Eve's smile. Tell you about how her teeth were cloud white
and her lips red and how it felt like the universe itself was acknowledging you when she threw one your way. That
smile's what got me where I am today.
I first saw it when I was eight, back in the overgrown grass lot behind the soap factory in District 7, close to where the kids stayed during recess, just sitting around. Eve called me.
"Rust, come over here", she said, I remember. I was seven years old all alone on a corner, contemplating the fact
that the concept of a single unified ego that defines us is an illusion crafted by our senses. "Quick!"
I got up and dragged my feet towards her, and she pulled my hand and took me to the back of the factory.
"What, Eve?" I asked, in a tired voice. "I was trying to deal with the fact that human consciousness is an
unfortunate side effect of evolution that causes us pain beyond belief. You interrupted me."
That was all we did all day. Still all kids do all day, in the Districts, where fun is rare. Contemplate, think, go on
about the shitty things in life. Without fun you can't help but see things for what they are. It can hurt, sometimes. But you get used to it.
"Check this out", she said, and then she did something I had only ever seen in the Ads in the Sky. She opened her
lips in a crazy beautiful smile, and I almost gasped.
"Where did you get it?" I hushed, looking around to see if no one was watching.
"A friend of my mom", Eve said. "She gave me some to play around today."
Soon as it appeared it was gone, the smile. Eve went back to normal-face like me. "That's it?" I asked.
"Yeah", she replied. "That's all there was left. I saved it to show you." She sighed. "All right, now I'm going to deal with the fact that, in a world that contains suffering, an all mighty and benevolent God is a paradox, and therefore cannot exist."
And from that day on I made it my life's mission to get that smile back into my life through means of her face. I was going to put that smile there so she could put it back in my line of sight -- in my life. So things made sense again.
The things I did I'm not proud of. Not ashamed, but not proud. If there was another way I'd do it, but there
wasn't. If I wanted my life filled with smiles the way the girls in the ads smile – if I wanted Eve to smile for me
again – I'd have to do what I did.
Working my way up the Fun Police was easy. I came from District 7, which is the worst district. Knew all the bad
places where people went for the fake stuff -- dealers, parties. Three in the morning in 7 I knew the streets you'd
walk around and hear echoing laughter coming from the buildings, and you'd know some wrongdoing was going on.
I'd go undercover. Narcotics, busting parties full of teenaged no-goods laughing, watching TV, playing games,
listening to music. Saving it all on containers to sell later. Manufacturing illegal fun. I'd take it all with me to the
station, leave behind a trail of melancholic existentialist gangsters, broke and angry both at me and the barren universe. Screaming 'fuck the police and this perpetual state of uncertainty of the rational man' as I drove away.
The pay was not good, though. My salary would be enough for maybe a full week of us having fun -- and that's when we didn't have the kids. After a while I stopped taking the fun altogether, to leave more for Eve. It was hard, for a while there.
But I'll tell you, that first week... That fifth of every month when I'd get home and she'd shoot me that smile I was
craving for days, it was heaven. Even I not having any of the fun, I'd just stare heavy-eyed at her and somewhere inside I'd feel ok. Not fun, no. Not happy. But ok.
I'd feel peace, watching her smile.
But that is in the past. Now we have fun every day all day all the time. Fun to last the rest of our lives. It was a victimless crime, if you think about. What I did was every night I'd take it with me, instead of leaving it at the evidence room – the illegal fun. Take it to Eve. Started doing it in '27. At the time we had our first one on the way.
Now I get home every day to Eve's smile and I wake up to my kid's laughter all the time, all the time. We have
breakfast and lunch and dinner smiling and talking, and I get to watch little Eric playing videogames and little
Anna playing with dolls with smiles on their faces. I get to talk to my wife about love and poetry and the weather,
instead of the fact that reality is just a series of electrical impulses firing up inside a locked room that is my head.
Now I don't think about the fact that death renders everything we do meaningless, and that there's really no point in doing things at all. I don't think about how, in hindsight, we might as well all be dead already, and that the only reason we even bother to wake up in the morning is our biological impulses we can't control. I don't even stop to consider the fact that free will might be an illusion, because we're all made of parts made of cells made of atoms made of electrons made of physical laws. That maybe the big bang was the only real thing that ever happened, and all the rest is just consequence.
I don't think about any of that, and neither does Eve and my kids. We have fun, now. Fun is all we have. Fun keeps the wolf from the door.
Well... Sure, it's manufactured in basements somewhere in the 7. Not the real deal. Not real fun. Fake fun.
Still.
=). | r/psycho_alpaca | post | r/psycho_alpaca | 2017-07-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYbFJTVzhCZXVXdUU3bHoycGNpMjg4eS1iMGhyczV3UVV2bGlUdlNpbG9mZ3FRVG9CTDc3U2dmbk5oRmVRUWx5WHJnZnZTS2dJeV9KTDZQUTV3OUJQYUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFTGJUeWhfdXJweDF0VF9IbHJmZ3hiYkFBQkRmZnJ2NXhRS3pXQ1k1MEd3ZnpHTi1pZjhocUpnczAxb1ZLN1pQMjJsTGZKRF9yWThoU3NrTnQzcVNUc3VhZGxNY2xvWEhRM0Y1Z19EVE5jWWQ1blI1ejNXQjViSFBiNlh2cGUxLVFwZmR6RVpOMWkwQmxneHdhaHA4RE1qNF9pMDM5akZJd3JnTlBYV2VTWUdOV25PZFhjVkVQRklERkszS0hlVUUyRDlHTFBNME1OTlBTSXNTUV8xMXdxUT09 |
[clickfeed](http://www.clickhole.com/article/stories-behind-7-worlds-most-beautiful-currencies-4208) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2017-07-31 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYOHRDd3BlQ2t2anZVaGFseEozZ3l1TGQtU0hNQVdnN1VrUG92S2tpOXpmTXUxYWtkYjFLNFR0N2NEODNQUktSR3ZWclhVaTJ1QXBsZE5YNXQ4NGdTemc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFUURBOEF1WUJMRmNyblItQlZ3S1F5R1Y0Zl9fTnNYZVUwb0tOQ0JXYkNjS0xwZVdfZmNSLTRwZU0zWks1S1RMM0puNTlwczgtV0lBTE9hNlBPWDlCeWl3c2ZEVDNJSFBKdXBhYWxJSktQN0p1VDlTc3J1dld4VzFlek5lOGVtbnBEVl82bGZucmJ5ZEc2U1lUaFBBbHRQa2IweTQxenhWNzZyYWFQSUNPOUtlOHJrWlNFUUQ5eW1tTUh1NGRWd2dXQVFSVWs2QVg1aEFaZC14UDE4aW8wZz09 |
WTF! Lol is this even real? | r/getthatguyabeer | comment | r/getthatguyabeer | 2017-08-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYRF9xR2VMc29DcURSU2hzQlZHYWNJVTFsaERKZXJkSThZTEl3LXlaeHNFY0NFNXBsc2xpT180a0VBTGkwSUNnQWQ0eTY4emVpTTcxUXl2UDEtNkVNMXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFOG1WTTMxNzlPWEMyU250UVliemh4QS1OWWNfYmxERDdpeTU4a29HSVRmcjFXeUc2NUNoUGx3NUNkZUd6QzRyQUEtMjFVUVlCOTBKS0JNNTlCU1VSWE82ZVVhemtuZGVwZWlxVDZNb2lUNzBkcU1iU0xqS3FkdkdzaV9oYWdoR3F0Y2I3ZzJqd3lHakhfRUVaWUNHZ3hzcEkwdEJnbWpnTmtMaVl4b3RkSUdqQ25iMWtkbkpSaXE2cFR4Wmx0eTB5UEZUV0c5VUw4bkNxTlJITDV3eGdkdz09 |
Nah, it's apparently a staged airshow skit. | r/getthatguyabeer | comment | r/getthatguyabeer | 2017-08-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdmlocFU4U291QXRCTDUzVVVINS1CNnhtMkQ4T2dJNWlmQ1hva2ZnLVBKMzBkZzN6N1NZMDRoUm8ycVl4dmRta055ZzViY3RyVkJvQk9zWXFGdGNOemc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFZmp4UkRTcldCRGFxajZnaV9jTmdIZXlrckJFN2t0RElwamZOWXB3OGJhQ0lTM3BMWFVVdFFabXRuTURLOUI1NTF2cTdGWWVpMl9QbjE0UERVTGYwRFBzeUhSN2RfSGlYc2E5M3Y2amN2VUFhcHVkZ1ZnM1h3RjhzS0lkVWM1dzhmYkVnTHdCdS1IckdmSFJZbjVrOHU1WFl3RGJMTE5kMjV0UG51WVNUcjdLZ0lWdGxQY2pkLXB2Ql9MbW02ZkcwWVRYUmhNbDk2bEdQeEhhdHJGQlpUdz09 |
Link? | r/getthatguyabeer | comment | r/getthatguyabeer | 2017-08-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYRjQ5cW8zRjlRNXdaVWhpQm9EbXhENVNpZ0p6aldzTWs0dVBVNk9PSW5KODNGQURTVGd0SHl5NVR3VDE1TTBRd2lOVGJIXzV3eHBQWVhoSkt2Wl9YWGhqR3ZFMHJ1RUpkRjFmRXVKSWdUYzQ9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFLXhnUlNjRTkxODhveldVMjY1cHFPTHN3WHBhMWJKRUtUNHRSYTJFX29FblhsUGNPSVc1TjRuN1p4bDRzRTJ4UjBvTGtoUkdOX3U0NFZuVlltSjg0UWJQSGk3REs4SjRhbTJ6aC1DVFdfS3ZvSzJnU1l2NXFPSnBWa3VDd2lhSUloRE5GX0Q0OUk3WG5BYnMxWDk3Uk1QT28wRXR0QmFxS0V1MXBERHpFdWVndVlkWnk1M0ZCNmxodUJndl9XWGdXeFg0X3ZwenlJREtuR0hERU9VR2VfUT09 |
Guy's name is Kyle Franklin. He's famous for this act and others. https://m.facebook.com/rushlane/posts/10154071738841784 | r/getthatguyabeer | comment | r/getthatguyabeer | 2017-08-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYWEZkSXpTX00xTXRkSDcxS0dvOUZ6MHhfdVRyNEF1TnlId0lDSUlabXNCTElvNE5vSmNaVnBxOEpBbEFBbDJZMlBzYWl6elIzZEhTTVE3U3hJTW1fTlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFSE44M0plbTVLaUh5RjZOWVd3T0JKeUo0MGhkNnhqTk1JM0g2NkVEMmZjTnBIMDdJLTlWWnNjMGtRajYxdmZRR2Q2QmEtZjh5d1NyQ3gtR3h1S2lOMjRSZFBpNjZNcWpKRjVxbE1NZ0UtTTdJS1gzQzQzdnFsT1dhYzVSY3dPWVpnYldTSU5rVDdGY1dtSzJ3WDRaWXBzSGhId0lNNVpRZ19WZDEwcUExdWlmNV8tdHg2Q1JHcWdDbTdEc3gtWV9TZVZHaVFUREw3UFVJUFVwLTRPSTB2Zz09 |
That's badass. Thanks! | r/getthatguyabeer | comment | r/getthatguyabeer | 2017-08-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYNU1GZVpKY0M1S1I2RzF5eW1OSVp6UnRTeW5SaTU3SWhCU3U3dWcwU3gtYmxxYWpYZFNMbWVsNzFodEJ6Ui1Ib2xCbjhyWHlXaVRNeXc3anJ4bS00WU5Hbm5KeGNIZXZkNDBTN2drMU44ZnM9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFdWZUQVZFc0hvcU1XYm1hV2NGSjc4Vmc3VXBoZERlaUJqRXdrSXkxMXhCUE5xRm9vMkp3MnhRUm9ZMXRNSTVmZFNhVDFHWTJzTFBzZ1ZpdnZFb0xfdC1oVXZnN2JfbkEyVmZuZ194U1BKMnBUejJyZEZPcWlfUXhtY2dxblRQSzc0UVB3Rl9EVXgtRHY4WlVlanoyWmc1T0JQQmotdS1WYmNWRFpsRDFWc28tVjhpcm9YdTZ3VlNiZS1hSG1BSm9GZ3lJZ21CRXJubVh3NEJLWWhEQnpHdz09 |
https://youtu.be/1qg7Ccxa-Gg | r/gta5 | post | r/gta5 | 2017-08-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYSDZfRGhnV0hfZXhEdkhPSFkyaUMzcmp3aDFzRWhMYlBUUmhRTTZ2RUVva1duRF8zemNjNzE5OW54YU9IQmJvODIzaWxjeUx1VFhpT0N4WVJzSGUyTVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFYkZYM3plRGgwUVl0SWdoY2VOUHNVbDRaS0FBdENZaXR1U0F6aVVPUEs3dzlfSmw5SGxiQ1NzZERMLWpBZjJLRm5YczZfelQ4X2dXS2tnVHhqOUUxbUxQdkY5NFpxRjRfLVNhMllzaHhFaGdWM21oOGVLSW5lWWNTeGlYWk9WekY0aHUycGtrdXFKcFBMSkluN2h5WENNUlV0V3F2Q0lQekhQQWFxRTNfbTRZPQ== |
Top posts for a time, the Reddit Digg comics immortalizes the migration from, and downfall of Digg. Since its first post of part 1 in 2009, the comics went on to be some of the most famous posts for years. They have now gone into distant memory, with part 2/3 being deleted and unavailable in the archives. Posts for [Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/8b4io/the_great_reddit_vs_digg_war_has_begun/) and [Part 3](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/o5n2n/after_too_long_a_wait_the_reddit_vs_digg_war/) as well as the actual comics of [Part 1](https://www.flickr.com/photos/25036088@N06/3424896427/sizes/o/), [Part 2](https://www.flickr.com/photos/25036088@N06/4192738180/sizes/o/), and [Part 3](https://www.flickr.com/photos/25036088@N06/6642064613/sizes/o/) can still be seen in the deep places of the web. The great war will inevitably be forgotten, but not today. | r/museumofreddit | post | r/MuseumOfReddit | 2017-08-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYZUZndjYtZmk4a2pqbDhKYUpDVTlvVTc0R1pnLVU2M3l2ZTVuOGplSVYtU3FlTFVMTTdsY0g4U0VMQ2tCUTNsRHZSdGJYb0psUnpwa2dxbXBQYnZNdGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFa0pKLUQ3QTd0eXd4MnEwWjkwVTVZczBsTlVQVUdoMHdhSlozLUh6cDBzU2s1VWhLZ1l2OTkxOEdIVVUxUnlEMlg0SVZYcjlpTjBpSGVIdU9lbXRINXliMDFTVjdqMjhZczl6UXVpbmc4UzNpSVdWMDVWejZYUFdMSEJVWDJHaURHb0RWY0JpMzAtZEpOX2hmYU16WHFmRXh1TUprYWs0aGhTQjNQUl9JeUdqS2hpcDl6MTl2ZEVaR29ES0VtYUtH |
Anyone have any Glitches (preferably money) for GTA V Online that still work? I'm broke right now and I don't want to spend real money. | r/gta5 | post | r/gta5 | 2017-08-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYWDY3dmpEZ3Z2UHdSYjd2QkhycUZVcUdfRU84b184Ml9JalV6RlBUOEFOM0tzQlVKY2JhVExEX2xwZlE1MzRrcGxDa3pHUXp5eV9Qb0NEYU5FRjdkeGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFX1VUR21wOC1FSE5RRGxLNXpVX1RaY013OW15MGdLU0UzY0dmaUdjOFplcFJkSzlFZ1ZIQ1ZSalhtRWM5d0hKT3hFbkx2cHdfRmpIVlg1Z0htM0Y5enIzYWVGRkc5SFdQdEZJSkFTcXlsUTZKUjRyX0p3dFI0b1Y4XzIyVWJmalJfWlBsbXhkOXF1dVVsbWVuNXNOckxhU0twMjdNbG9OTzZxVVhfcU5yVVI0PQ== |
ERROR: type should be string, got "\r\nhttps://discord.gg/T4cEa3s\r\n\r\nHey man, \r\n\r\nWANNA JOIN US? \r\n\r\nWe're a friendly group of people who just want to chat and get to know eachother [LIFE], as well as play different games, among which being GTA V, GTA SA, Adventure Quest Worlds, The Forest, PlayersUnknown Battlegrounds, LoL, Minecraft...etc! \r\n\r\nUnlock custom emojis as well. \r\n\r\nThe Admins/Mods will introduce you to the community and give you your custom roles. If you have any issues, just let us know! Thank you. \r\nPerfect Alliance" | r/gta5 | post | r/gta5 | 2017-08-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYa2k3NHRSYWJqOEgxT0ltTVNDZ2t1ZmpabGppcU9RMi1uUXlLZVBpQkRCVUF6am9iclpnWTJLRnFjLTRxQ1JOLW5FUkJBV1JHY0xzOFBLVEhrZGFuVkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFeWozZndDRTBrSjJpV0JXc01nSG9mZUlCVndWN2ZhREljYVNDZEpBem9abnNyTTR2RG1yOXdZbm54TkxSM2xIcFJFMlBjbDRNU2U2V1VFaF9GaFE4My1EY2ZFa1RVX3pNQVJxTlJvNDBicHJRWElwaGFDMlBtZ25LTkF6TDlWVjl3b0s2Z3hpY1dHWW92aTJnMllBSkpZcXhiRDY4alZJWWk3TzdERkFZbXJRPQ== |
How can I make good money, fast? | r/gta5 | post | r/gta5 | 2017-08-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYMXdhZGk5aUVQeTZ0YWgzcHZtd2FtT185WTJrekEzWUIyMEJSbDBGQkgtTU5DV1hVa2h3SDVsZ1A4R2taQ3BPZ28tNnE5ZE1MQmFnQkdrZUlSTklBWGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFamJwVXRtak51VXQzNGZwb0VlWVh6enduQ2tHemJpdjQ1ekFBRjhrZXpUWC13MmpVNHRubzA4elZXTFZVcTdFbUIzdjFRcXFDLTRjQ2RSdXE0bk4wdWxXSnd3SFBxSU5BWlNJOG1yTV9pLUxvUDE4VGF6d19JRmZQakczRWNoMFhTckNfMU1tV2NfRURNYnhOLVU1SDZBPT0= |
Hey i bought a physical copy of GTA 5 years ago and went to find it on my steam library but it's not there.
i have no flipping idea where my physical copy is now.
WTF do i do? | r/gta5 | post | r/gta5 | 2017-08-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYYWo2UktsOUxfQzJiZTR1NEh5YlV1ZnhpN3hhSFMteWtrR1YwNzJqcTYtdDZrNXl0VWc1OG94Ql9KUk9Ha3ZCc0NEN2tNVnJsSll2ZGJtMUNhX2hESFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFRGRBclNJMUl6MTU2aVE1QjJ5ZEFpdkZVNWkxd1ZIWHRrX242NzhOQlRMUzFBUGI2RTJiVFZGNm0wTFNhckwwZVpDS3daUjF3b3FiaHppLVB6SFl1WjBzZHRXQmdSUnJhX0NKN21UT1E1czJFaVlpeUhDaG5kemtwa2pHVFAtWDBTdFdyYzFxMXZqZm1CNml5LXQ1R1RhNnlqUUN2TmNQdmE0UEVEN29YLUY5TzJOZnN6VW1saXl0SDN3TVBCTGEt |
Did it? | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-08-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYajVUMV9qZHBubm1CUHF3blp6VElPNmlHM2MyQ0x5Q1ByNVhhTl9qMWZ1ay1DMjJNZEVJUmxKX09EcGtLTjBlOFhxUVIwSGMxSFpGS25DaFdOV0NNZXRYVlhRcGpSZlF0NG9HRlJFeTlseVk9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFOEVqRzhyN0pnVXZERER5bU9jb2t4dmtBRDV2dFlLdGI5S2hTaXY3ZFJkS0pMTVcxald3cVE3Mjk0WE9uV1pBa24zNzlnRldOZTVraGp1NFVlWW1mYVAxdURnR1otMEV0RGNMc1JzQXpGY3pPd3ZISTh4OTZ3Y0IxRU9hY0kzUHhjZExLYnpSaDhOSHN0eG1rTDVZamlRbG5GcFBWNzJlc2xzZVY4bzZsRVhrd3BsYy1NU3Nfa3ZFZXEzX25SdmdIa3ZTSnZybHlZMmpzNjRTalNKWXhzWHZGSWhtOHRDZU8tWk1fUDdqd2ljTT0= |
Should I get a bunker or upgrade my cocaine factory | r/gta5 | post | r/gta5 | 2017-08-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYcnA4LWg4XzVGUEJhemlKLUl3NkI1cWJlUGdPWkFqSHpBZ0N6Z19STWE4UGZGTWJMS2N3R3RUZXB1Wms3dnZPakY3RGNBTEpZMHQyYlRtZFM3UW9hN0tCWkRYS19fUXpqa2hDYnN1MGEtcVU9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFN1dNeWR1U29tRHJZV3BWcllCLVpKWkkwUmY0MmpvM2pDU04yaHZfa1BEUzFmTWZIRzExNjhpM00wZGtnY3NaNXRBcko0aEQwTzdzdEs1LWFJZjhtcEZkSG9JdUJfUkVZX0FrRnRDT1hWR2pzQWRjbUhNTFRXNUI5TUNBNUQ5akZrSEZPbXRJblo0WHRhdkxUSGtST2cwZEJKMEh2M2IxLVFZeDA1cklIeGhBPQ== |
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*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/everymanshouldhave) if you have any questions or concerns.* | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-08-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYNnlpS3ZUMXJhWkJMSmU1a1NhQVZNRUZNbHQ1bUZ5QTBGVUJ1T3VxakJDOG85TzVXdmRFRndQMEg5NVlpaGxQRWxWM1ViQ1FsNEdSamgtbkItcFVjdXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFeDlWNW1laTZnS2JJZUpyZEQ5ZUg2UUdqenVNbGQ2SlpmVlFhdGoweTBidWV3U21FVnNZNDVaMFZSREswVFZWcUxwb1Q0SmczcktaU3hpU1d1R0h6NmNpM1pTQmtCRXI0VkxmZnUyRThHN2dkWURtdG14eDk4S2loT1plMGRvbGswQy1TSkhQMzRJT2RTc3ZEVzkzbEpZb08xSV9XY01YS3F0eEFwa0xuempra3lORENZNmtYQ3djRThYckt1OWQ4OHRudmZMdTVXVWE1MUZidzE4WmNicXZWaFROR01DNlhtWE5nRnVsbS1ZRT0= |
Fuck off | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-08-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYR21rYTR5RngwdXl1UmdWOTdTZld3MTZSYXNPODhhRUlYV3BTNndWWS1jM2FlWnlwSUdOY3JzTjMwNGd1cFFlZ1NxaXlWQTNrbTNlSUtvYzFhdS1SM1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFVHZMNDlIbG1OQzF3UlpwOGQ4UldiOWRzM2pNZEU5eVgyUGRKM2ZrWGlFS0p1VjhnMHB2WmhicDVtOVN5R0FFRTd0U3Jwc00zaGw3MTNJbGNqNmpIaTNjaVBBQXczTXZ2T0F5aTYyei1RMHlZQi1rQlZEV0VHZGdTNkQ2UTFzR0tRb05aMktqWW1RN19XUWl3eWV1Ynh2QlByTVpST09ibWFBUUhOQ2FEOUdhTWh0VENieUZ1SUpQN0VYZXdnczJvb0p4cHhRelplM2hxT3dWOUUwOG04a1NpWllOYjlkdE1fQ0p4ZFJNVU9TOD0= |
Fuck off shill | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-08-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdURXTFhmNy1HcTZtQVprd3lURGI5UGVkTU5EdFNhNzBUMmNtZ1pVU0ZuSW5MU3oteF9hQkswVkhLWFpRRjY1VGhJa2lhU202aXdLUHlDTnA2UE45Y3VFT1NhazhYNm9SYnNhd1lfWkNOOFE9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFUkY3LTJYdV9oeVBwalkyNkxRQmJ0OXp5ZEFlb0NDaUtvMGJSa2pHNDhiaVFJMnlieG43UEdnODJUWWRmUWpvNU9nb1FJMjJSRV9lbEdxSTJGa0FoaVdvMDYybmVxWTdVeVBUU0RadlBNZ21nN1pUMmZkcFZJZ2NmWWtaUnhIQTRSSGQxUTZab3VSWDFiVWpodTZmX2h1QUpHNlFNZzNpVnREOG9vMEp4SWxIQVF0R0Mta1lteWloTkVNUi1pMFZoSHZrel9uY2dGVDlwNFlnNEw3M1lTOXA4QTgtbzBrQWUtRy16ckdlWXJzcz0= |
The code is: GT4FC-3XW27-332FG-6KPCW-WQG9Z. | r/gta5 | post | r/gta5 | 2017-08-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYbTlpUDJJX2ttMmFXcEpxSWt3NjRqSHYwaFI1a3RmWDZIVWROYUM0cnhkeFFsZGVjb2htYXptTEFYZ18wTHpjT082VExhd2tIRVVFYlY1U2VsUG9lelE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFQWl2VVZrUE9WSFZRald4ZFFQY1lZSm9YYUdhdDV3bkNuMklQVjBfODVwTS16YlVwTlAwcFhNdWxCbzhHYXpXeENQMXg5QzgzNXVFOUJreHNwNFIzOHlBZ2JaZWtyLUVXek9qc3lweDA4aTlNWDFiRGpHUnI2NmdRdHR6dHk1ZEtUZjNYV1NQbmc2VDlUOG1uNEkyVGt5UnVWcVFkQWRNbWNtQnhZS3BQTFdjb2lsV2ZyaHpqUmhQeUh3aG9Ib1ljaE5hRlY5TGFEZ1VqV2RCOVhmQUQwQT09 |
[ClickBuzz!](https://www.buzzfeed.com/janssen/moments-when-people-with-psoriasis-know-theyve-found-the?distro_platform=facebook&utm_term=.ms1QkVBay#.hea9zKrV8) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2017-08-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYWUk4SjZyR3lzU0VjYUt4T09qbnJrWjFNcFV5TXNXMDhFd3R4QVJ6aV90dEh5NzhJcmRTTDFRNHNETWdOOE1Wa1pZMTkxYnhSc2lBNjFtRjQ5SklLc1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFZTBDcEtqQWduX0Q5RkEwSk53SWhEUHdSdWNnMDd3VDRpU2lMOG1ZelZaREdUWTV6bkViclhCOHhwdFpDLW1qOVpyVGhad1NCZTJlSmJNTEhnalBNRXhIc2NiMGhmUkdSUGlvNmVmdElMeFMySTk0N2NsTVlVWF91ZkZENXBBMEJhX3ZseF9NZnV6cEhnTmpiU3NkWnF2UGdHNk40Ql81QU1qSHc2Sm10QVhLZ3NlMDhxdzFBQWtwQ3QzcmMyVXhOTG00LVJiZnI4Mk42UkZZTk04Tm9GQT09 |
so i just got FiveM and now gta wont launch it says its running but will not do anything. dose rockstar not like FiveM and wont let gta launch with it? or is this something else? HELP! | r/gta5 | post | r/gta5 | 2017-08-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYbnZyWmRsXy1VcHBtM04tQ0FwYlVVejdpQ3dZODJqSG0ydk9OYlBnNl9uOWJySFdOTnowcV9nSFlJX3pNNlJOc1JWS19MRUZ6Ym8zODhSdGZxUjdqalE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFdTNvc1JXVDNaWUVCWDBCOVo2X0hSdkQ4eEUxVU1VVjY3TmZnbkxhQkJYVnR3SVVHMkdLaGhiV3V0NU5rNUJKUVg0dFRNS0hqWmlnYjhFUE5oYVdzc2JxeUx5QkI4MGVJemFvRF9LNGIzY3JoOHotamJaWWlHUVA5dVFuUjNucENmM2tncldES3I4ZXFIVUs3bU9uc3BRPT0= |
Does anybody want to help me complete my heists? I'm tired of Lester always calling me
I should mention I play on ps4 | r/gta5 | post | r/gta5 | 2017-08-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYZUx0UWUzS1Q1QVBEbmszZnFBUjVjbl9jSW5XUHUtVkFVY0luRG52dU5Db2V3dF8tMFd0Sm1CUHdsejZfNy1aalAzU0FGNXlwSk9ma1NsTV9YWEFtbnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFcTVENzRLazFfaEVOSjdhUndLWGs2bzl3c0pzc3M2LWR5WFdqbWNOaUtVRl92d05qMWQ3VXdpQWo4eVVlMV8wM2JHT2htTjhRUm9LeUpRbFNicU9yemNlbGI4VmpFaTlROUdyZzNvS2U3a2tFbU5HTnp3NWtyWWdTTG9SQlpidG9BdFFyTkRNZ25xcndWaHVqbEx2UGlRPT0= |
The episode just came out tonight so I dont think there is a clip yet. | r/cucumbersscaringcats | post | r/CucumbersScaringCats | 2017-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYWWlRZ3o2b21vdHVhSjBXSEVhb2hxWXAtaVR2ZUoxRXRocEo3OXJ5T1JSa0ZMU0JHYTJWUEVsVHdqYnp5QWtZb2daUExDOS1hZmRIWGRnUXFrbENSOGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFMU5rRzhiSW0wSzluWDhuUU04Q1NaT1NETmJmaU1wUE05cUw2aDFGcVlnLUdueGI5UEU1SXhiUFF5aGJEb2YySWM0ejdlRWVlZXdCb1hVV3c1RWhOdEtkeEoxMVNPNTRJOW4ydnZSX1l6eXRtbVpQVXFUZE5XX2ZpZThkbEZza3pRTndYYVBBTWtFdHFtR1lJZjFsN1ZmcS1XRGNTNDV0SUJoRmQ5S3hHUENuaXBvSnN4QmxFWHZGU3RFbzZaOGVfLWlZc1FCNUppZEplVkxuM3d4Z01TZz09 |
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. | r/getthatguyabeer | comment | r/getthatguyabeer | 2017-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYa2Z5MkVFcmpvLU4xNC1mSWpWUVlSb09lSThwT0RlUUsydVlkcVVBdEo4WlRGTU45b29rX2N0N1BfY2QyMm4zSXF4RDd3Sk5qb0V0YW1QV1puaFprNXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFZ2JLZFFLOVRtNmhPMTY4anM0SGlzai1BY2FOMFRhOV9xTmRhSGkyemxLM0ROa0tJUzBJdEdiMzV6MUxMOXZHSmZ6Y1lSOUZVcXNqMVBpRkFGVlgySFY4NEgyWXFFM2tnR3dQNWJpR0RCX21pYWRPS1VndXFFNGZScl9IV1I2eWpPbXhsNUw1OUVaZV8xN0ktYlktcXkwdjlDUW1OSmdqQXFMcUdGQzJBRUJjMjk5Q1M3eHVMRVJIZTd3WHZNTDZiNEpfWDFQZV9vNzJUYXBhRnlzYmJsdz09 |
Cross post from /r/me_irl
https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/6s5p21/me_irl/ | r/opdelivers | post | r/OPDelivers | 2017-08-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYY3pkZ2twZlpELWEtUjNnc0JaUkxwX240QmZDN29ZNXUxSGhpYnRBMzRnd3hiOVczaWc2ek9QTU5rTTNpdXhvSjdMWHY4QUtVNXdRV3A0cGRiOEhjbFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFSjRUZ2RVTEYtVjRVN1NDNk1QX1dmVXNhVEZhcU45Q1ZKQ1BTZDBGb2VmTDV6cFY5b21YdHJ4NjAxbVRidTR2N2xXYjN3ZWx2d3hFREV5X3F5bjRNYk1VS3M4RGdjTXpqLUs1ZWVUalBVWVctTjJBb3d3RGo3MDNEX2JWOGY4LUQ5VTlaalVNZVlpQmlLZUtpOWdIcEM5ODM2ZUtiTlZFT2c0MjhIX3RBV09JTHdCNmFCUTRoVmRLSFBlQVlXOF81ZHhpZFFsZWdHdmJPaEZxT1huUjlUUT09 |
I'm on hour 15-17 of working on the worst PowerPoint project. It's internal. It'll be seen by maybe a handful of people. But we're on round five, six? I'm not creating a masterpiece. There's only so much I can do with a goddamn funnel representation piece.
No, I can't create this in 3d, because that's not our brand.
Neither is adding fancy design elements willy-nilly. See our brand guide.
You don't know what you want, but you'll keep sending it back saying it needs to be 'jazzier'.
"I'm not visual, that's your job, right?"
And on the other side of things, I've finished three full advertising campaigns with less revisions that this one project. WHY. Feeling murderous this Tuesday morning. | r/talesfromdesigners | post | r/talesfromdesigners | 2017-08-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYbmlmX09MOG1Ed2xmU1hjUWVKY2NzeHB6MVVuSG56X1lueno0NnNJUjdRWFlodEhpeWNZQW1rRlN6M2FoSlpGUjlKdDJrUnNYdXk0NXNsZjlBOEVKemc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFbDNORkdLWHhpYjJOWXZiRmRBcGR6dGluTThYM0xaeUJnZFFzMk5nUWVBTk9ON2JUWThIaXpxS1pCQ1R3VUtuRkNmdUwzUHN4MmlSR2RYbTNyWXlDcmZDbDk0Njg0ajZMOTVhV01IRDJ4U3ZmVzJRTmN1bG5EYmk0eUkxaVY5anBMSUtPUnJZNUNqSlZGWlZoR3hLOS12MXdMUVVzaDZGSGtkZnR0a3E2dVQybkJtNzEzN2FzR0ptNTlxcjJZWXhWd1BwX21NVkVuNldKUkVoUmZCUjk0dz09 |
Fuck you. My wife got me one of those and I was forced to use it a couple of times. Absolutely the most emasculating thing I've ever experienced. I'd rather scrub the sink every time I trim than ever use that shit again. | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-08-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYWUVqY3VIVDdxclBpSlU4VGowV0FjRE9JWUY0a1hnR2VvbkFXMFp5bUlQallqbTdsOUdnNzRFdDdOeDRoRTZNLU5NOWVBeExRekNlT0hHeUFXMjFfZEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFeGppek9NcVppTHVaSHc5MXNpNUZBX1RyNFVBX2x6SUxnYnA5a2ctZE9EVENFOXNKNmQtRFlxaVJKV3plSmJsbEhsM1hkdmFTVV8xeFA0TGg5ZGg4blZLSjBnYlp3Wll0TFRhZ0FhWXBHcVRQZ1RMbk9IMVpVY0U0M0ozWDU3QWJzU09fX1RuRVozZlJaMUtiWkFzekhxUzVrb1FLTmxvZGFRQkt3RVl0eU04a1F4amY2ZlhlN1R2U1Y3ZXlKOFFz |
Oh no doubt she did. Definitely whipped me into shape once I had to deal with the alternative to cleaning up after myself. | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-08-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYcjlvU29sUVdvY1JHOFFKalRmcU1RR04wZGlHMVBkSm0xNG9DY0RsRk5KUlVsZWgzZVpuaC1kellNQ0VMMnVORkNhMndYQWF3aEJQdjhOY282RVlMRnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFRUEyMG5pR2szZEZRZGR1QzJGSnZvUktIQmFTS05LLVI1aGIwejNjYmlGbGpIY1VxS0lPbHZVYWhxX2lRWlk0MVlINzZSdTdHcXR3UzFJaGhnNXhROFRwWnB0eUY0VFlUOWdhRm1qSWxpYVphNWV4a3UyMWVvLXBNc3FFQlZKYzN1OExNRklfSjB5aXdzUWxsYVZxT0Y3bW1NTkRQUjdqSnE3WmJvYXBfMXl0ejltdFlaYjI4QkJ3WDZDS1NlTlRr |
I'm with you man! | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-08-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYcnlxYWgwcENqMVBka2hoeDRwWmFtZWo0VGtGYWdLdGIxeGtxQVRQd0VfNDZLZWRCSXYzVVZ6MExjUnB6VVR0WkFnWTN1cS1SRDJ2ZlFBSHJ2aHA3Z0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFUHA5SWYtY0lNWlMtODVIN0RQLUY0NExhS2hxaXBSSXNwUUt6SG9kZFVDcmlhR0t1WHFicWZyYklxS1NwMzBmUEoyeEx6cmdEOWVRT29EdVBYWjVRZEZhQ3JjQUFQX3JmeTdYeDNNMk5pZTJwMkRWVXZUdkhDNTQ2clpRX09hSnlHUUZabEtCdTUzdHBXWXZxNXk5SFQwR2hiSmQxR21VUHVyQ3JHS1B1amZkODFOVU4wN01NTmw4NmsyN0xjM3RC |
I can't play this fucking game because my LB button popped off and its impossible to driveby making the second mission with Michael and Franklin impossible. Help? | r/gta5 | post | r/gta5 | 2017-08-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYcHpWUDBtVkNOUnU0RGxoREQ0LUthdmg2MGlZc1Jwc2ZXMnk0TGJkMi00MERXNjhGREJLN0Y4c2ZSX2xuNlBOdS1ELXRJY091bnZxLXJkX1puamN4QlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFVF9YMTAzUWVKdjltWEZRLTNaQ200aVZPWjk1YUVUb2UxdHA1NkNWYkVneTlPU2ZiUDhCTUNoMk1IeTZmWW1TVXFIOEtQZGVVdF9jV09qZUtDVGtFQ19Gei1fZjU0VnluSnVqSGtrbW5kLVFqUEJ1Y3ZaR3NxYzVLcWM5VVJEa1VqdXNqSEp5cjNCeG91Skgxd3ZhYTRUUmxpVF9wZHVVVDliZzBid0N0Vng5aXlzdkJsRWFEVlUxTEFicGR3ZjliUjc0bzBpSGFCMFh3b1k2V01ZLVBkdz09 |
Spam for a dropshipper. All products come from aliexpress, which you can order yourself for significantly less cost than from this company. If you search for "Baseus TPU Clip Desktop" on aliexpress, it's $3.99, free shipping.
Here are some details about this particular dropshipper: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheseFuckingAccounts/comments/6qtosl/more_dropshipper_scams/ | r/deal | comment | r/Deal | 2017-08-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdUYzTmF0R0h6cHhmclBJZURhMG0zQ3ZpeVdRS2ZxZlZrNHVYX1ZrUEk1d0ItVW5Idll5czU5TWhzaWhrN2dOMDhoN0Iyd2RUU0RoYi1BOFh6MnNpWHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFSnEyVl9xWVl0bExlUjR1THA2WFFPaTF2bGhUVkZyWU5MNmJURTVJczBWbGRwbDFhYzEtcWtuLW1VcFdtQ0tDNFpmdXRMSDZyaVl4VzRESVVzM29XMS14Tm5sdlpHUWV0eE1qOFJ2SXVod21MT1pZUnU4NzN6MXNnYi01MUJmYmRXSWtXSUY2WHdlSGFJYnlfREVPUXpqSkExMTRtT1JlZW9RZTJ6R19Oa2thN1BueUo1QlJqYW5LeGhFUzloSzcw |
If you shave in the shower this is not a problem... | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-08-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYMnU5N2FpZGVVMURrQ0JraTJUT19rRVVpSHlGd1dwcS1YR0ZoUXJvdzJDLW5FeUZ3QncxYnZpYVVvdDRUMnBEM3ptWkVaNXdfaXJ3UjRpQjByMk1jYnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFYkhWMGpIZ2tTRUFWa28yazFlNXowUGlFSnM5a0NUV3g4ekR6azIxdm9wS1Y5bmpLY0Izd2F6M25OZ0NUaGFGOC1nbzBtSDFUbkJ3dXBhaTJ0ZjNIaWJZSzd3NzVxQnlJNVhzX1dIQlNTblEwUjZyajBacDFGNUxRWlJlOTlJV01tZUU2N25kY05tTHp3TTZiR0ZsVWhrTE9pOHMzdmxmY2phbXVqRHMyNjlsZklVTjRNZl9OZ1U5NGJxNmRKSkZZ |
My boss told me to make an ad for an upcoming promotion and send it to the ad sales rep for a magazine, so I did.
As usual, I got a copy of the magazine's specifications and followed them exactly. They wanted a very precise size, crop marks in a certain configuration, bleed in a certain configuration, etc, etc, etc. I did everything exactly to their specifications.
Got the proof back today. They've placed a **SCREENSHOT OF ADOBE READER WITH OUR AD OPEN IN IT**. Why would someone do this? What could possibly possess someone to think it was a good idea to over-complicate things to this degree? Why would a magazine with such strict standards for ads place a screenshot of an Adobe Reader window and call it good enough? How did no one else at the magazine say "hey, this doesn't look right," before it got to me?
***I don't understand. Help me understand.***
**Edit to add:** for anyone who stumbles across this post and wants to know how things turned out: we rejected the proof and they ran it anyway. | r/talesfromdesigners | post | r/talesfromdesigners | 2017-08-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYWVMza1NfZDdNR3BYYmVac1hwMk5ZNVAzYlpUZDRPbXJqM1ZwWVY1d21wNmtuWVhWeXJ2TnRJUUtsaFQteXgxY2pXZ01nTEY2aFZqeGllcWtySGdtd2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFT0p6T01BRTYzSVdnZHhGaERYZEdLQ3EwcUF1eXJEdkM1TGNGenZCd0VJTjRCWTB2WFpIYVdUYUJwZW1vYTJDM2lrdjE5bzJrZUhPRWxwNU5meS11VVI0VjRzMmplMlU2c3NDQURCeWdvZzliU1B0WGZFc0hBcG5FczhoSkpRUk1UWTF1OU13dXduMnEyRjVYU3hhdDJjeDZqbmNaTWVLdWFVMm1Xd21taFA0U3ZITnRTejFmUDN5UV9wbUZKblZ1WXRlQ1czRmVnN3FaMGRmcWZqU2F6UT09 |
I played GTA 1 year ago with a friend and then lost my disc. Bought that reduced Megalodon thing together with GTA5 .. now im just brainlessly doing jobs and playing fun gamemodes but id like to make friend in GTA online and join a crew or Company.
I dont have much money since i used all ive saved up for a 2.2M $ car but i can earn it back and somehow help the company maybe :) also, i would make my car free to drive so you guys can drive with it.
PSN: IAMTethys | r/gta5 | post | r/gta5 | 2017-08-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYQ1NWd0gxX3dNQnhoVWNSMlR0SFZXZUVxYU05ZnlMeTFOUFVZNFgtREhyQ1JGcm8zWXBacGlVSzRzR2dJdEpMTW5NTGFvRHdTamZjNTlYUUh5YWNOeVlOaFVQVnlreTZhTno0VzRiY2w5ZEk9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFRDlsT2FTQVRSRTJpTEhKUkFLT2tSdENERnZBZWU2WUJVNzczVWdhbzBVVEF5dEJyM0czUUlUanh3NHdseDdCZjh3Zm44Rml2U3V3bThPc0hSWGVpRmZrSjNHbWNINHpZejVHdmp3c1hMMjdXekRvNklSYkRGN3dyQkZOakp3bzFjVVJ2cWV3cWlMQjNrYUhkSUtaaFJnblFBT2tkeHJ3dDQtMjQzd1k2NnBKNmVHYmliT2xwMnBOa0NxRE5DcWhJ |
Or buy it on amazon or ebay for cheaper | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-08-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYeVFheFhSb2VpQW1aN3g4RmNQU1dSSUg3RVM5NHlaVTJFelhMSEtadlBrblVrWVJ6cVl6cmdxMTFESHNGRXl5MldRQmIwbVU3UzRGMERqWldTRjI4RXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFWG80eUVCYm1sZWVMSzRmZnZtLTB4ZGVzazB0RnlMbWdpbzJyREVZTmxQRjIxWDE0UGcydDFXZi1Sa3g0UE1UMGIxeG04NUdBUUhtNEJCdDdiNlBRX2xuaDZUMF9JSEY4Vkdtc2RhanBRR1B6YTBQLXUtZ1k3YUpfNGZSVXFveXQ0WnVFRm8yY0ZyN1p6aUl0ZFVpUHFsVUozYTY0TFBHZndXekdia2NkV3NRS0ZJdTY0Z0xTeWNhdTlsckN5ZzBGR290Y0REVDhFSWx6MUZaZlR2QnkxLXlZeWtRQTdCVFY1cjBlTzhScTNSND0= |
I originally was gonna buy the one on Amazon but I don't have prime and this one came to cheaper for a stainless steel one since the shipping was free | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-08-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdHVUaDFIbjZHX25aSEtNTjdnUFd5c1V1UTU4WEhUb1RzZGNHRUZkRnFDTTVXa0NValBhYmxQN3VHZ1dpNUZGN2gtcnhTa1RjdTZ1N2Ntb2RsZTRHd0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFb3VHS215d2FrZFhWXzBpbTY4ZjRNeWNOLXYxdDFfRUxpOHQ3bm9HTFdwQ29pLWM5NEI3THktdHhlUExURVBWdFFmbVd5VkdnbDJvRmxUUXpxWDRHcnZRV19EX0hOUzQ3dHZibzl5Q0xWM1lpbktyVnBGYlpoaTNpcmhSQVdfQkVHT1FOOWxDRHZ0cF8xN3NDY2hvV3hGZ05Jd1FPenFyOG93am5VSVFqOWN6emxIR2NXQkZ5bFJQUUxtcWR1ZUhJd2Y0ZnlxS09CQVhFbU5Na0dnNFVtQU5VTGRpaGxJazBGU3h6WHdFUTktYz0= |
Hi, my name is Brilliant and I am YouTuber with officially 2000+ subscribers.
Currently YouTube is smth that I enjoy and adore as a hobby but I wish it will become somewhat bigger in near future. Besides of YouTube I am a Full Time Student and a Part Timer in a big multinational company.
I edit, film my videos create thumbnails, all by myself.
Here to get your questions regarding anything that you'd like to know or just some silly stuff for QnA.
**My Proof:** [Press here and redirect to my channel](https://www.youtube.com/thegamingbrilliantofficial)
[Proof I am real](https://imgur.com/gallery/3r56j)
p.s. some of your questions will be featured in the video ;) ty | r/internetama | post | r/InternetAMA | 2017-08-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYWEdGX2U5cEpTSnpJNmtoczd0UTFSQ0xaRXE0OEo1Z0R5SUFxYnZKOFlqVk8xMXNzTWM0MHpSOXhYblFReWw4RUVyQ1lyWF9LVUNXXzd3OExUYlpQLXdoNVNpT2ZvNW92MVBRNXBjZHpCbDQ9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFLWdodlJKeXFPU3NPTWYwTFoyM3J2WU5vWF8zQVZQN2dqRDUxbUtxbTRPV0NCYTlLN3p2cmJra2tEbDZxRmw3UGlMcXc5ZURRZ09fSTFtTFBGLUUtUXJGSHNKeDRtdXpkdFN0ajl6ZGFLc0JnWFNHajd1VktPd2xsX2tFNmdhbnJicmNLUHB1VWE4aWhDcnZ3N0w3cWhCV1BOM0hpbDc0VkNpVkdKYl9Ual9sbGlSRjc0TWxmalZUQk1lOEp2Z09vazJpUk8xNTlIOXM5NVRiZU1ndjk4QT09 |
Might help to say:
* Why you think it's better than other sites like ProfitAccumulator et al.
* and that it's an affiliate link, making you money for anyone who signs up via it. | r/matchedbets | comment | r/MatchedBets | 2017-08-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYQnRWREl2UlQ0NGx2a0toZmFZcUJJWDdmLUlYZHVJWHZoMWlWUi1iaVhERWhxWDJwcjdncUdjNlhGbjRKTkR6Sk8yaldyWkNyb0hlNWpCVjhXekpOLXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFbUM5YVpDdTVvVDBGSmNYRUxVODZDNkRMZGVfZzBnNjZjNUo1RWcxVmlTZ1JMN3B2MnRVV25ZXzRudVBpek5BQlUyNzM0Z093TGg5Y0VTNHhxNDN4QmZHN2xzWVRoQ1ctQndnUHo0M3Q3ZVhYSWlPQ3RiMENyY0RfMG8tellOd3FySU4tM1FVajZxdF9zSXV0RVpWVEFuTUFwZmQ3Z0pjejNDQlNic25pTmVpcnVoNC1VNHVwNUlsTWFjNkVaM1htT2RRTkpQeWRkMmMzdk1tSmRhdmcwQT09 |
So I have a cocaine warehouse fully upgraded (except security). I really enjoy the work and the payout but it doesn't keep me busy full time. Is it worth buying a meth lab also so I can do it full time ? | r/gta5 | post | r/gta5 | 2017-08-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYYU1CY2lyaFNwSkI5MElIaUg0Zy1wclVWLVVacTZ3NFVUQ19GTGhtWEFQQy1BcUFPOWUydDc2bHItRnUwenQ3eFkxOU05dU5Ib3dBTGZ6bTViNUpzMXU3SXJ1Q3ZlTGc5SDVZVXctS093UHM9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFUlBtQjg0WjNMSWZrbk9hYjVoaF9OOWFOQk1wN1lLM2kzM1ZfQTRxcHdfcDBTbE8yeHNXNlNPcHBjRkdSS240d3RZM3AxRlE5N2ZqX1g5cXBsQk9XdmZHOVgxZ0FCSjFZRmJ6SkZiTmJsM193Tjc1WG0xNW83ZzZ1d3VveWJHUzNTM295a2wzeWhoZk1CRV9sZ0RYeTdnPT0= |
For me it would be Los Santos Rock Radio and Baker Street by Gerry Rafferty. | r/gta5 | post | r/gta5 | 2017-08-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYX1VpTkRpS20wZzhOMUctWU9UaFV6R3FtOFBQcWU4ZXNpOW1KX2ZqNXg1RzNfdlBhbjJ2LTlicXpBS0ZQTDBhLVgya2hsOWxtd08yZWZlWV9EdGhoS3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFUFFjZmVjcDVIMktGcEpYN0d3YzNseV9UVnJBME54RmxFOHFMQWhMTVFmQjZ4TmF6Rnc4U01ET3BzVXpyZTVjdXJ0VVpnSkVjSmZrZEVqb1dFTTZyUll3UTlYUzJxaE9ySVh4eURyVmJDWF9hd3ZrVDVmTjFUQzItaHNpdDU3U1ktY1VWSXZJcnYwZ1RoTVJwYVpqLThJM1pWLUp3QWEtZUJBcDdSQlFjUWoxaGxJdURSTVhMQ0cwQ04zMTlZUC1s |
Due to the sad resignation of /u/Minifig81 the sub needs more mods - if you're interested please let us know.
It's helpful if you:
* Believe that disputes are best resolved through discussion.
* Mod another sub on reddit:
* do you know what [the modqueue](http://www.reddit.com/r/mod/about/modqueue) is?
* Do you check it daily?
* Do you always put an explanation in the "mod note" field when banning someone?
* Tell us how long you've been playing GTA and often you play.
* Tell us what you think of the subreddit at present. | r/gta5 | post | r/gta5 | 2017-08-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYM0NDcXdjMVF2aHdDWWk1MW85ZW9tOUhKS1hISXVGQjJjTWtfX29tdEdZVFN1THpiMnM3c1ZXQmp2UUl0QThRdmtjejBvR3RxWE05WVZQSEdEX0JzVVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFRHNpQV9CZ0MzRGd3ZS03bzBuUXhtSXd3SlhVV3JtNHBvWkRoM2RQVTV4bmlrbkZKRjYzeXhobU5FMWxZWWNSNF84MVA0OS1zajEyQjgyaDYtV0dnODdRSVA0c3pNWDc1bWMzRVJKT2hNdGJZcWlXMHZxbDFFWjNwM1hNV1FIdjlFYUFINzlBaXk2VnRMU2VWbFVtTU1Gem1hVThwOUhROEUyMnZLRkVVckhVPQ== |
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/nation-world/national/national-security/article166488597.html) reduced by 91%. (I'm a bot)
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> One researcher says the data collection potentially poses a national security threat.
> Gary Reback, a Palo Alto, California, antitrust lawyer who has tangled in legal battles with Google and Microsoft over data privacy issues, said data harvested from consumers has led companies to create individual profiles, often at a level of detail that even family members may not know.
> If U.S. adversaries hack databases containing consumer profiles collected and built up by data firms working with software companies, they could use the information to manipulate public opinion to stoke chaos, Scott said.
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[**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/6t172d/is_alexa_spying_on_us_were_too_busy_to_care_and/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 1.65, ~188638 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **data**^#1 **company**^#2 **consumer**^#3 **privacy**^#4 **think**^#5 | r/vrd | comment | r/vrd | 2017-08-11 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYd21CUGFKUjUwRXJLOHVwVm0wVWFJNkVBVzNUT0JFbGRIQjFnSnRadnplazJQb0FpMTlsRnhQUmJJMU9sMUhCLU1KNm5ERDVCbkp0UUUtN09WLVZ1OFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFTnpvRHRHZEd3bjdFeXBsazRuWUJhb2twTElpVkdUTkhyMlFzX1gxSk9WaEQ1NVJoZmZiTkxmdkgxV0xkdGhxZno3ZlV1Yi1TcGVJN0VPR1ZEZl9wTmFrNjIyb0xZcl9vNUZyZ2xIZnl6dkVyRTMxclBqRGprQkd4NjNpS1N2clpPY3lVLS1XYWlZdFc1S0NvdVMzNlhJYTdkWUhVWEdudG16SmZTUDB6aWFGSW9WbWsxYTZkNkE2UGx6VzRqMV8xa0RKTzhPU0tTcjdKUXRUQmxWT3Rzdz09 |
[buzzhole](https://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/your-official-ku-klux-klan-robe-catalog?utm_term=.nrOKNNz7nX#.wsWdNNmE7y) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2017-08-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYVk1ZYnJwMk9HemdsUUlvQ0pIMHBIWUJaNlNXazhsM2RWOENOenZjQ1hEcnpBZC0xUTNpQWFvQXVtTlZNaFRWQ25uS1k4NHNFcDMwdVc5NU1uQXRFMHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFUFhDU3EwT1lWam83SDM3bXRwTEVIUGViWFFmanEtWVdlVDIzeXdfLWRGZlVSVnVXT1BfejJWSjVwd3JHWmtTMHJCcEZGYWxiNVFpVjRrMzZpcVMtSmFEWDlMd1hjbzhjWDlYT2p2VHpnNThGcmk5TUhiTFVNbmc4WUljX2Z1VzRUUzhrWUNwMjlLeGpUN3YzRlJjZFNRazhFSkE1UXZDWFBTdG9KSm1KZDBMdlJrSHEtTU8yTVI1cFo3al9KOVBJYnI5Sy1MbTBuMXFKM1pvTHFKYVNUUT09 |
I was in my CNA class and the instructor was telling an embarrassing story about how she accidentally said the patient was a necrophiliac instead of a hemophiliac. "Oh,I could just die I was so embarrassed" she said as the class laughed.
Just moments too late I realized I should have quipped - "you might not want to!"
Opportunity missed
| r/staircasewit | post | r/staircasewit | 2017-08-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYZjliZlhGcXBEc2ZabTA2VWVhZHhlWWUxMVJKTmprY1hDZ2g1X09vMHJaLWIxblAtTDBtemZIYVZtYy16cE96M0hGUFZtc0NuUmVidHJnVTdGSzhWZ2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFb1o1bTItX1QtX21odU4wd0JaVXpadkYyNE9XczV1X19Nd1pWLURhUURYRVg2R3k1alJmTUxZZDRCVEFiMW1GZGlVSHJ4NkU5eWNVeVJfWnQ1aDd1dDA1YXhVdU5DQkxsRERUVHUzUnF2dzVpRUd4bzN0SmJSMmx1VF9NREdRa1NqNVIxcUo3aXpocElYUEYtRUY3NW5QWGR2Ymk3QWJvQWl4alcxMlNpOXJiU3pmN1BwdjRxWlpRUzBwSW1pZm5J |
Before August
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2312888/grayhound-vs-chiefs-wca-2017-asia-pacific-closed-qualifier
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2312711/grayhound-vs-chiefs-aoc-cybergamer-premier-league-winter-2017-finals
After August
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2313481/chiefs-vs-kings-unikrn-tv-australian-showdown
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2313368/chiefs-vs-grayhound-esea-premier-season-25-australia
If you people check Kings recent games on cache maps their enemies still have scores on the board not like chief only have 1 score | r/matchedbets | post | r/MatchedBets | 2017-08-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYUzQxYjhCYjZSRGlfLTAzX2pibFBuWVFKRW8zbEQzbDhhS2hOQjZndTNSTkJIQ21sd1l4RWpYdVRiSTBRTWZZN2dpOTUzUGx5bHF4N0RUdkVqT05OTnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFQUJ0YXgzOExZTjNUdDdDcDNQbW9mYVdVTTBQSTV0MkREX1dNb2FuMW5SQVdvZUtwdmctMFBZYWptS0VGUkI5bzFFN2JjNHZQT1REMkt2STZET0pxZUxQdmd5ZEVfYlNBMHFxbkdwN2xDdnlMTnpQWHZya2tQdnYxbjljam81MW9CSXpPNV9OV3lBY0VZcGd3T0ZWMmFlelh3ZVpCVlpOS3FNTk5hM3g4TkFHRjhNZHlkdzduUVVCMm9JajlGSXo0 |
In terms of end user machines, what do you all see as best practices to have on hand for replacements? My gut is ~20% of total devices, but curious what you all see. For reference, I'm thinking about it as an organization that is stable in # of employees, so the backups would really be just to swap out for machines that break, get spilled on, etc. | r/cio | post | r/CIO | 2017-08-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYell4OWs2NGF4ZWcweUF1WFJ4Zk5HdVFpLXlrb0RNZ1o5OXMzS0xES0YwTExJMXM3LUVrb1I3ZGlxWXNxRWQwNkNzLXFrVThzSzlKcGFWYW1odi1JZHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFeUFQSmQ5YmtsNDVXTTZ4RktlTXFKU0hiQS12TndoV0VpRkZrWk9TNi1ZQmx1Rl9YaVl3a3pOOW56LVJmMVZjcmpSdFRseUs1VmYtcExJb2Y5Vk1ZTmNKNnJoUlNTTlhFMjNyeXRKWkNNb0pBbkY2bmpVT1Z3SVFSRDRmdkRQSDNXT3EwS3VVdnhLWWZvLTlJZVFubms5R1RaMS1IT09GNVFJUDhHeUViTlA3TWRlZDNOX2l2SXlNTUhlN1BhbUVx |
Hello my fellow colleagues.
I would like to ask for your opinion on my situation.
Currently I'm 6 months employed in the premium Car Importer corporation in Central / East European Country.
I am doing school (Media Design) and I have 2 years to earn my Master's degree.
I am working part-time in this corporation, but I'm here like every day for 9 hours (I should be full-time), but summer freetime is ending and I need to get to school again.
BUT YESTERDAY My very good friend told me he could get me into Design Agency and I could be earning twice as today (when in part-time).
I am on the thin ice. On the one hand I have a job, where my main assignments will be to edit the webpages, make newsletters, help with events. (Not so much graphic works, mostly copy-writing and editing HTML files). I can continue working here for a long time, but there isn't much space for the creative work. I just get some tasks to complete. You know strict corporate identity rules.
On the other hand I have an agency job, where I could work part-time and still earn pretty great money. I would be doind creative works, editing designs with already-made corporate identity. But there are less people, but funny people, pretty girls, better communication, almost no rules (only deadlines).
TLDR:
I don't know what to do. I am only 22 y.o. and I feel like staying to work in Premium Car Brand Importer is much safer for me, as I can continue working here for a long time.
On the other hand I can go onto creative design agency full of nice people, earn more. It's more risky.
What should I do?
Have you ever been in the situation like this?
What should I ask for in the agency or corporation?
Thanks girls and boys! | r/talesfromdesigners | post | r/talesfromdesigners | 2017-08-17 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYSmdFYlc5WUtxazdkNDhwWHhwNHpQaHVXNS1KeXRsQ0ZydkZoQWwtWE9mcUdQZ2ZpaGhTbHdwQlV4emJHSTRnYmtSUUFhRVdZc01qMzdNMnZsaWVybEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFQzM5RU1kYms0TEpYejNfaTRwblFUZjI0V1Qzenh1T3dVLWpfd3ZERksta0xrZXZHVTA3R2J4Q052emwzdTRBN2JxZjd4RU5henJTWjVsRHdCRGNFRmhMdXNSRlRQYVRTWUYwQTFzUlpIbzJSc2tPc05FSGh3RXR2UjJrWGVMZVp6Sk1sTXc0eXBFVDYxRXdxYWRwaVVvd1FheUxJcUt1MGZFVi0wSEFhY0ZHNFNCdmwwSTdpYW9Kb3I2N3hpbnJodloyS2FCUnBEVlhlaGpud3hweWhUZz09 |
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahnchovy | r/screamingfish | comment | r/screamingfish | 2017-08-19 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYVkQ4X3E0YWJ0eU4yNXVpcDhIdjdkNHVHVENhWDVsZDFBWENXYlhnc012MHFXVkotTkEteUs1cEVoTS13em5pX29DeFJPeXlaazg2UHNEV3Q4b0R5Z19RQ1FpaFJCNERZX3VEcTNOMlotVFU9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFRVBzM21mZ2tiUVd0V1RNRExhMlpsR1U5NTdLdUxqZ1E3b0pyV2o1NmxCSXFfNnlJblhSenV3bWMwMXczQlBIWHdxbzI0TWNOVnlrVXljc1RpcDVwdDBQU2syM2ZtYkU3ejZPTE9jUGhsU1RuckYxYV9CdGV4OUV0SlNSd3ZpYTJKTWl0T29xbEFtbmduY0pqSlU0QzhDMm9fTURjTUlFYjNXeXpTVTNWS0cwNDFGb2JQRDlNT2M0M3pRNzlfQkJi |
On a foggy winter night, Marylou Reid woke up to a strange noise in her living room. It
was dark and she lived alone.
"Hello?" she said, lifting her head from the pillow, squinting to see in the darkness. She flipped the lights on and got out of bed.
The noise again. A repeated soft thud.
Marylou made way out of her bedroom and paused by the doorframe. The noise was still
there, constant. Thud, thud, thud. Little soft footsteps.
"Who's there?" she asked.
The light behind her flicked and with a hiss died away. Marylou jolted. Shuddered.
The steps stopped. A high pitched giggle reached her from the darkness of the hallway
leading to the living room.
Then, a second later, the steps resumed. Thud, thud, thud. They didn't seem to be getting closer or further away.
Marylou stepped out of her room and, careful step by careful step, submerged herself in
the darkness of the hallway. She tried the hallway light switch. Nothing.
The giggle again. Hi-hi-hi. A little girl's voice.
Marylou paused just by the edge of the living room and, when she did, the steps stopped
too.
"Who's there?" Marylou repeated.
Nothing.
With a deep breath, she closed her eyes, braced herself and stepped into the living room.
The moonlight flooded through the large window, painting the whole room a pale shade of
silver. At first, Marylou thought the room was empty.
Then she saw the little girl in the corner. She was facing the wall, her hair all the way
down to her waist. Her feet rising and falling one after the other, but her body not moving at all – a motionless march against the exposed brick wall.
And the giggle. Hi-hi-hi.
"Oh my God…" Marylou whispered. She made way to the girl. She stopped right in front of
her.
"Who are you?" she asked. The girl stopped marching. She stood there, frozen.
Motionless.
Then she turned and she was beautiful and blonde and she was smiling. But she had no
eyes. They were hollow. Black holes suggesting an eternal darkness behind them.
"*Hello*," the little girl said, in a sweet voice. *"Are you afraid of the dark?"*
Marylou stood watching that child for the longest of minutes. Then, upon looking down,
she realized the girl had never stopped her motionless march. Her feet were still moving,
stepping. It was just that they weren't touching the floor anymore.
The girl was hovering a few inches from the floor. Marching against nothing.
"Are you a ghost?" Marylou asked, after she managed to find her voice.
*"Don't be afraid,"* the little girl said, in her sing-song voice. *"There is nothing in the darkness. I know it."*
Marylou kept her eyes on the floating marching girl with no eyes. She breathed in and out
a few times.
Then she opened the most honest of smiles and hugged her.
"What the fuck!?" the little girl said, in a much deep tone now. The voice of a man.
"Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Marylou squeezed the girl tight. "Oh, I'm
so happy you're here."
"Let go of me, woman, what the hell are you doing!?" the little girl – still speaking in the
dark, scratchy, male voice – bellowed.
Now, it should be noted that Marylou was twenty-five years old and a graduate student
of Philosophy, and that her thesis focused on Nihilism, Absurdism and the implications of
the human condition in the face of mortality. Which explains a lot of her subsequent behavior.
"Thank you for coming here, little girl ghost!" Marylou said. "Thank you!"
"I'm not a fucking little girl, I'm a second generation demon from the afterlife," the girl
said, still trying to get away from Marylou's embrace. "I was sent here to scare you!"
"Scare me!? You're a ghost! A demon, a spirit, whatever!" Marylou finally let the girl go
and knelt to face her. "You're living proof that there is life after death!"
"Yeah, so?" The girl's feet was touching the floor now. "I'm an apparition. Just be afraid,
God-damn it. Let me do my job."
"Afraid!? Of what? You're four feet tall and blind." Marylou laughed. "No, I'm freaking
delighted that you're here!"
"Why!?"
"Because, dude! You existing means that death is not the end. Do you have *any* idea
how much sleep us humans lose over our own mortality? The thought that life is all there
is, death is the end, everything is meaningless? You being here means that we're wrong!
You negate every single existential crisis there ever was. Oh, if only Camus and Sartre were alive now!"
"I… no, but…" the girl crossed her arms. "Fuck you. Booo! Booo!"
Marylou kissed the girl in the cheek. "You're precious. God, I have to rewrite like ninety-
percent of my thesis now, but I'm not even mad. Hey, is there also a God!?"
The little girl looked away and didn't answer. Grumpy.
"Come on, tell me, tell me!"
"You're supposed to be afraid. Not ask me questions."
"Is there a Heaven? Reincarnation? Tell me everything!"
"Boo," the little girl tried again, albeit less motivated this time.
"You know what, hang on, I gotta get my professor on the phone, he's gonna wanna talk
to you."
"No, wait," the demon girl said, "I have other people to haunt, you can't –"
But Marylou had turned around and left the room already, all smiles and excitement, in
search of her phone.
The little girl stood for a few more seconds with her arms crossed. Then she sighed,
went over to the couch and sat down. This would probably take a while.
She leaned back and waited. And she made a mental note of never haunting an existentialist again.
| r/psycho_alpaca | post | r/psycho_alpaca | 2017-08-19 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYQjNzTkx3SlFac3JLbUZDR1hhTzRWVWVLZU1LdEtCTXpKMTRkVlJHQ2N0NFNxS1VhNHhYbzB5UkJsS1pQUTU2eXVHbHc3R3BqTzhGVWlHN0lYbGFCYWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFNmNPamdzMEFQaTdfUW9mVXMyR2FNQVo4ZHRXeGs1UXdKSFZJa0hueWxBWE9GWEZCVHJWQkR1aEExaGRmNloxakRSaENYaE8tOVFDeWdHWGxiVTdOZVRpU1BRQXprLVpPYWFxMlhfYUhaRnBjSWRuYUEyODMzcXlsandHeTI3clFzRU8xTzdTTk9URzl4QWlTUVkwOUxuYm41SFN6Y0FYU2ZUcmU3d01IbjliMDNCMTBsVlBpMV9OMGpEdFNZWHRG |
How are you supposed to continue matched betting if nearly all the free bets you get are only sign up offers. When you go to offers for existing customers they are awful and most of them do not give free bets. | r/matchedbets | post | r/MatchedBets | 2017-08-20 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYY1NoYkItQkx1RFBDeENLeDh2NlJqSVNYQUVQN3ZURU1ZWW1UVmlueFV2TVUzVVNHZVhzVC1TaEFYTFVZdmZoODczYjBZdjBTaVdGNm9YRkJrVzlhc1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFalZjRERFUXlBTkxfQ0RmSHM1Mlp4aXE4akdJbmZELXNoSXF1UkxxRWp2dWNwYi0yTDY4MnFaTmRGWUZLOGFva01mVG05Y0dpTEpXWGs5T2UzVkFCTmUwaXFySG53alMzWUh3d3hnd0gxeHFrS1MzLWQ1c05wcVAtajdEenhEVU1RUWtOZ01fQ2hia2RrMTJXUDJtV3d3PT0= |
She is super hot, but she'd be even hotter with a couple more pounds on her.. | r/hannahferguson | comment | r/HannahFerguson | 2017-08-21 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYbU9xaldOVnpfNjJGZ2czVy0wYWdNYnZjYjNNTHNaWjBLOGMyZEtRRGRpX2Z0WHpjQ3BGQTBaelFySmM3M2ZmZW4tRTNRcVdsUVBDNnpjMFczQ3lBUFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFMFFFR3k1SEEwVVcybVRxQ0FBMGp0VFFCcml1LUNpMmVlU0oxU2pxal9sblFKeS12czByX01VeF9vUEhuSGF6X25JR3M2NU5RTnVmdS04WUZ1dV9RTktFMV9VWEFOcUpuMW1sZlU0dmh6ZVcyQVpjWUVuaXpWbVVnd1l2MXltQXdsc3VvQ3ZxVEhKdzdQTlRtVUNSc1VRWUdqS2RaRGlJYkRkQVcyNldjbjJzPQ== |
You would lose your position if I was one of those parents; exposing children to such a dangerous device -- and without parental consent!!! | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-08-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYNXUxYkxtTEtLcVB2dG56Vld6ZnIwNm5rZGxNa3c2aFJmVHVBd1E5LXd2ZlI2X3lYekM0cW9tUTI4RlpwdWVkcHI0all0MW85YUh5R3J3YW5vRXI5M2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFWE1BcXJUSUJhYzhVamF4bzdtNW9MSlQxd09XMlFYMGFDUW9uMXVDbjRSSjYzQ09yUHFkRnR4bWZyTDFBdXdoNmVYZHNMcUR1akVvX1pJYmo5NXEzY21LWC1DVC1LRzBtUC1mb2M1RnpiTzNPWjJUcUtYaUgtMndCUDRRVmpzQ1lWZFRBeWdJTENIZXZRdnZEbHU4UUZtMV9SX0JoUURjUnd0OHBJX1IzVkRMcjVwQ2pPWUlTSFB5Z0JtU2JadFgwSXpqYWZUSXcyTC1aa1FFY0d1WmZsVGVEbUtTSTBPT2ppRjdkVUN1NGdGdz0= |
Hahahaha! | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-08-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYQW1SdmlMVGYwTVlKSGZCTVVzdXAwem41VjB1YWlfbDV0ekhYeUJCZGNhTEo5dzhTdFlrUnpZWFlSZFA0bnpRUk9MbzdoU193U0ZKaGEwZlJwN2JDeFE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFa01Dc0ZxdXg3OE9MYWw2YzAtX3cybW9sY2tKbnkxUXNBSjdjZ24tRTZzNlFxOG5nS1loT0dkZzgxNmEzcVhXcnM1Si1mVllCVFNkWkx2QVo0SGNiU0JSSHNqNjNNUFNtNWNlaDJ5VUFJNDZEUDRramhVX3Y1ZHVmRnJtdU1DQ2h4TXZIdWVzQ0FCSlRJTHlBUk5qVWhpYWRsYzZFTTdYOGZsaU5oUlNETlFnUFh3QXFmMUdZVUVPS3d3eVZ3TmZtQmZWTXFmWmZtbERacmtaejc2b0RkWmJCeUdjUDBVU2JxeXhRYWRRU0FNOD0= |
Good joke. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-08-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYeFVnQmFqdFRRQXhvVnBpZHNzdU8wMkFlc2dkeEhGeWlvYTR3d3VPUzloQVBNek11M3FOM1FKUzNBS2xPSVFsZ3FOUXdjREFBNmN5Y1RDYm9OS0VuMGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFZ2Vtc2tQV20td2Z3UkgySUdpTFVhRmt5Z1NOSS11ejJOREkxTmtMOXNnUGpZRE5fUFVOWFhLbmRBSGNKNnlpQmFrdkZDZjBFYVhGdmswQ0hTbEVZN0NlNnFGRTRjU2EycEw2T05sZ01fRFlLSk54SWFDUmVmVjVnak91QnY1QnZ3Z1N1cGVCOVI5V0NlLWNlZmZRZG8wMXB4dGZmMDN3RFZnYnNHS1I1akZfQkpEOXRIa09HVURWenYwNVR3R3BiXzh2clBrYW1Hb2RVdm9kSlNDNGxkanB5V0xzdENxOVJjdHNuOHFUYXRRVT0= |
Well, to be fair, I don't think I've used one of those since I last attended a track meet. And that was over 10 years ago. Not too hard to imagine a 12 year old not knowing how they work. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-08-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYaWZkSVNVaHhFb181Q3BSbWNFVTAxREJxdkd1bUNVTmR6MWNwYlNDU1hGdTBrU3N0aXlMaEJQekhMOHZZaEZuTWc0RERITHEyeFB4Uzl1c1VRLWtKT0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFLWtqTDhMVFBOUjZWcjBGU2JKOE5iNTB3UFBJdEY4b2FGNHBXTEZFV2lnaFZtWThmTEk4NlNUMk9TQ2hGeGhlVmNVYUw2R3o0OHBjbmNUOXFhY29hZk9XZm50c0NoSzVZRUVkNzU0VFpEWUZQOFExRG9iVTE5SXFfR2Y5LXpxeUVHdF93OEk0c29ETkJHT0dFMW9Zd2d4aVF2MzRjbEt2NlJfZzN2THp4YlhDYjNNZmVlX1pmYkctNXYyQk5qTzVtd2E2YV96Yy1raVY1azZHcXV5YXI4SThGd3dsd3ZHSmQ1aXNjSHRhWmV6WT0= |
They looked at me like I was some kind of wizard. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-08-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYLVNPQjBpTUFaUGJIYklsT0l4eC1RTnAwcmNBVjdBcTlYX2NRb1gxQnMzbE9ZN3FvZm9jaGFaVFhoLXY0TFVMUjY0WVRkb1FkVTFBSlBqMDVmZ0wyVHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFU084dm1jclpib3hfSWtELWNFSjF3bUV5a3dyc0F3WFEwRWczWlAydnQ5ckZHVFFFb0U1Q2hoQkdveHU1U3F6UW0zN05oMURyOHEyR2ZVOXE4dTZRd19Bd1NKQmEzZ3Y0bGR1VDZJdEcyMmNCNXJ2dWNWWVRnX1kxWEdKQjdmUC16ZHlSeGFnN0V1Xy10Z2s4V3E3SDNaa3NMNmw5NGpkMG5GbnAta2FCcE8tUWViREFjVGpENzNPQkNib0E3WXh0M2YtZVJHMHN0cFQ1SWhvRkRMVzh4Y2dHOW1JS0dPNVhFcERQVE1qYkN6ND0= |
They're not very complex devices. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-08-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYY3RhUTVFMXpYZGxQd2FJcUE2OXpJbmVMdHF4T3NiNjRtWjJVRjdyOGp4QVZfa0FfTktuQWRERHlyNlk2Y1lYWEJZUnU1LTF1RkJ2b0tlMWJsVkF3WXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFOU5GT0FtME1QTTE3YVFTT2xZUkpTOVRRem44cWMwa2ttcEZyRVRnY1NlaG1hRXNXS2V2bWFBWkdFM25LaFVQbnQwck1ibWwwb1Y1RExMbEo4dV8taXFkYlE5MkZDUVg3clFEcUhOWndBcVliTDd6c09yb2hBX3lXd0ctaGdXOU93SmFIVGJoU1lpbFp6c1Q3Q3BBakhoSnk5ekhrNWlMM1NzZUN5N3Y5dDh6Y3FXOFkwdHVwX1liemJhYkNtY1Zac0xpNHMzZERjWFl2OXdyUDVkUTZXNFZvVFUzUThYVE1GWFp0aUQ0MEQxdz0= |
The middle schoolers or the safety pins? | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-08-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdVlLaHRnTjhqTXRna2l0ek1IZmJrVXhzSWwybG8yVUFSbE80SHp5UWc2WnpyT3JBWTVpU2VzTEw5bFYwYmZUa3VGd3UtbGdtM1UyU1Y5VEUyMkIyd2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFNTY4QkhIbVJ3WGpmUkdSbDEzN243STdlWDRCTTdTNTVJbUNrTlU4bUVhZGQ2TUp6VGh5WUtSZ1M5Q2FxQXFwdHNpenk5RnM5YlRTYm1oak8ya01QVXFRZXo4OXBlZkEyLUhRZ1lCT25mcWUxaDRjYTY3aWJrN3FycUVzMWdzTzVlZ1Z6X2M2R3NCLTR6b3d3UnlwbjRLQTVBSjBOVjdHQWUyYUdhWk9ITzNTeWhJX3BIQ2hLLVR4enNTaE9IN05CWEVXcW1xak9sY3JGX3JKMUd3VGswTnpQYXNESFIydHY3Rm1xZXpFbDYxbz0= |
You might try using 'learn one-do one-teach one', it should save you time and help the kids learn skills. ie- the first time a kids asked, you would show him and have him do his own. Then when the next kids ask, have him show some of them, and you show the others.. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-08-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYalFQOWo2SS1RN080V3BBXzNrRGxaeHVaQm1HNnhwaUlMVmhKUFZqODFBWWdCSFR4SURralZqcHllNmdkb3BvNVJROU5fbWtRSUZiTFpxT19KTm5SeHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFd25sOXVRR1pTZG4wblpsUDI5QnFYejhsNGhwamRyeTUtUTdxMFJPaUxZTmxkUlhseDBVSmo5YW0wd2xUVWZUdlNTaWYzRzFWSTRtNlJtQmJsQmxfcVQ0dE5SZHFZNk1mUUV6WWdkWGphQWNIbl9ibkFDLW1PUWI3b2JVVlNHUjdELXlsRW8xN0pCVzJnb3dLaHF6ZGhuZFg4ZTJCM2xhQUF5aXRfOHhvaTRUSTFLVTJCWS1HZVoxb2xSblpnTUd6NkFTdC1PNm9LN0JoN3NlY2lqZDh2ZTl6WkZoMXV4ekhGWUU1b2hLVEVHdz0= |
I'm looking to implement systems to automate access management and audit requests. We need to track and provide an audit trail for employees who require access to various shared resources whether it's network drives, websites for file sharing etc. Looking for automated workflow based on management. I saw the Avatier suite and it looks pretty good at first glance. What do you use to manage access requests, approvals and recertifications? | r/cio | post | r/CIO | 2017-08-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYRWpMTS1LSXNWbEQxRWwyckxaM25Dd2NEWVhVcjFSR0FTZnFVbU1XLUZNaHFGVEVRdkY4ZURZUDdyZW5nTHh5VGV3M2JrTTE0dUlHdFR4WjJFTkVCZUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFZm53Zy1KVEltbjVJT1ZnbzlLRmNITEFEN0YzTmVSd3JLV2hzRkFxMEtHSldSSVlVOUNxbFpaSnFlMkxLdHpCVTExMW5Uck9FSXVmSHM3ektGZjFad2ZFR3VxbTZwVDU0cEZVVWltZVNPeTl2SUtrMUNGV1F6T0NRWHJIWHFuakRWNUNDNmJWWmNZMnd1amhESlF0aklfNDZIRUt5ZzZYWXhIa3drUHVsdk9vPQ== |
Man. I can't even remember the last time I saw one of those in person. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-08-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYNEd0VWtXUmVWREt1WGdndThMUElvRWxpVF9HdFlSNGx4bHNjeW1GX2FxS1I5TUxwcDN2eFFyam9NdXlraUJnM1NMRlJXRnNzVU5mbnBBVFpFWjBrUnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFajhXSWs2clpFRHBaZVVrQXozSGtYWGYxZktJSExxTXEzUzMzcnpkWVk1REtfbUpWcFNXcnNuODJKY2lvQXItRFlPRktud3JGMmNSYkJSMEU4aTZKWVRYSkFfN1hUUW5fbWJqb29SWUhpVFRUMXplSmZVc0xpZFNqbnZsWnJSeHdrYng1cWd5WWZjNGpPQlo4blpCSEZ6bnh5Q0RYS1ltS2Q0MTlNenpaa2dkd1N1WHQtX2wyQ2hsV0tMQjJSOUhhVWp1MTJxMjVnZFRRT2ltazFDVVIyWS1fTElzTnEyVGJ0bFhnQ0x0WXlTRT0= |
So funny. Hudurrr | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-08-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYbWRma3dMNDQxU20xR0tuU2tVT2lNUWpXcGxaTkE1TnRNNlpuSWtrZkhCMkUwSnBMR0ZDZklMbmhENG14NG1aenlGQm1Sb1E5RTA5cm5aS0oxTlpRS1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFVnlBOG9QZVNXeW9IeEVzS1NkRGI1RERuNjhtX2JZbF95aURWcWw4dFRMWEQtaW9oQk9OR2pzWkZPTVMyc3VnLXpxQXdtR2RKOVJMWW8ydEN0T0NQMlNfcjdFRm5VNjMwZkV0Q0YyRURQUEJRRzB6RHhpcWxNbTQxU2E3ZGRka3BrVEItM002MTMxRk5UWnlNZUtpVUliM0hUemE5OWlBSk5ITURkM3dCVk5femhNVURzX1RiVFdxTG1mdGprRzNUQ1RrSFZoVURkREJ3NjJkQURXSUxJZmVoOFVGbUhyb0JfcEk5V0lIMngzVT0= |
Beautiful. | r/hannahferguson | comment | r/HannahFerguson | 2017-08-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYbXRIWktSOXhEb1dLY3VjTWZGUkxuWF9HMThnMGJYcWRjdWF3VHdGd0NzcE42VnNjY2JMRkZqdWlxTEduaS12ZjRmbnV6cGZCelFvOXNyejNPYno1LWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFVENqU3BaMHpoZ0pxRmNscmQxV1hTQktMRGh3cDdMMk1UNVowRHpIbG9icHhjV1EzMFlEUHhVS2YyWmtKeS02aXZtUkZQd0wyVFdjZUlUR3BtVUhoZXBFRWhOVTFaMjloNUVMT1NSSERsQVlkcl82MzhLQU1OaXNDQnBRRDRoaXlWSENGWlB3bkNQcmgtYXAxczlielZTOXhIVWVJSGYwdmxZOVJLR1VoZEhFPQ== |
I've been doing 3D composition and I've found it hard to get just the right vibe or look from the render engine to mimic what I see in my mind. I've scrapped tens of projects, hundreds of versions of each before I get something I like.
Just curious.. How many times does it take you to 'hit it'? | r/talesfromdesigners | post | r/talesfromdesigners | 2017-08-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYUnVpSWJ0X1JyZHZzWDA5M1lERTF4YXNrOG5KTDdUZ21SMEVudnRicm9NcmlaUkJCTm54UUtkTkhyRkV6ejROM2FLTXBnWVYxdjJkWHRnRG52RE45V0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFRGhGWG0yN20zZlNxOXY3R01KZGV5bzZKR2lWbXdTbEJ3S2ZfWkxRMEwxbFU0eVNzX1hMenJ6NXA0ckgzUWlueFYweVN2ZUFXaWtCeS1FOGk2WUFzTlhENlozclc0SEhZRllGWnI3OUhVQmVTVzktZHBfbzhhNUtOT3A4VFZyWnlIVXVyTVFKUndTU2pBekhwM2NUT19jOEQ3cjBRbC0xellIY3BmZUVMaG5ZM0dzbDBnV1hoWHZHM2ZLR0xnVUtDajdNSzNNNW5RU1g1ZFR2SjZ3Vm15UT09 |
This used to be a handy tool for encoding and decoding Base64, Base32, hex, MD5, etc...
https://paulschou.com/tools/xlate/
But it appears to be down. Is there a good alternative? | r/solving_a858 | post | r/Solving_A858 | 2017-08-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYNV90ZGJjQkdOOE9QUmRMWWtBRjV0dWJTVGV0SnRHcnhWSnVVTUlCQWNhUzM3UnVUV1Z0djVEdU16TVdmeWdockVmTDZUa0tjNndtSVhvaGx1MTlYNnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFRGdoNXNWSGVCVHk1SEQ3MS13UUhrUlUtX3YzTFJrUEhaSThCVHBFLWRRRFVqTFNiSmgwUnFWempRR0hlYjFIYTA3NGdCTTdJV0ZLWXVwN2NFdUJxUlB4bG16N0xERF9YNXlFdVhQU3dDdndPZ2NSQkFUUG5LRklKS1RpQkNyel9YQ1Zlc3lyUVQ3eS0yeHp5UVd6VzR3UGFPWTk3bHRBZVdQUHhQLU1tYnJKSmVpYXRMd1B3S2pYQ2ZyZHBkYk8x |
Doesn't it make sense that it's the opposite? Like satelites are way up in the sky, and my wifi router is 3 rooms away... | r/eliactually5 | post | r/ELIActually5 | 2017-08-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdk5Wb3B0cnoxYW5qTUVDdTdSVUJ4YkV2WVp2V0JFU1g5OVRCU19KVUlrSGtmTHNIVFc2VktLVEtaVkZLNkNhTERMZmo3ZmRlazFYNjNFX29Zbzh3NlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFdGg3YmF4eVZQX2tCMzRjYU5qaTdpbDFoRXdCQ0VHTVU5NllMZmNoVTRsSXlkY01tWGJ2Y0t2RWotU0xuV1E0eEJ3cW1XOXhVQjNzblZ6LU9kanh1UW1URlJBbHVOTVl0U1VDQVZST0s5ajJXV21udTdpNWJMdDV5QmtJR0dqQlhJc3ZWRlJGNjBSbklSb0g5U1F1ZEd2d2FEX01YcUVNZEJqelRCcFVUTWRObEhZbktmNk9kWngyU3Uza1JldlNlY1pDamFzYTV1RTkyVXpqa0dpZERYdz09 |
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I don't remember subscribing to this sub, must've been drunk...no regrets | r/screamingfish | comment | r/screamingfish | 2017-08-25 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYWC13WHcyVzFJbi11bHlVZVl0bUlDYVhfc005M1VPdUVqN2pCelJma1hVT3B6M3hkMEJPSEctSkdtdWVwMGVBVUlhMElYczY0NGY1aDNzM0Q1dmx1N1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFckdkY1RlRlZFc1gzXzZxNlFmaW9FYnRwYW5aOE1QOTZIZ3BMVC1RblhYNlB1SVlXY2VJTU5pQzJIOGlIMkJNSm13bHZ0UHNiRFVIaWxIUmdOVU9ia25xbDdjTkZ5dkZoVUo5M0VJYnJhQ0tLeDNnSE5qRDhmbFFIV2NNckpobkFTcUFTeGZRc2xVdnVVRWVwMWtNM0lod1dYRWxHMmN1akZ4eEp2SHZteW04c1hOLVFCZnVSRnc3V0lsY01nekxJ |
BLAARRGARGAARARAHARRRBLE | r/screamingfish | comment | r/screamingfish | 2017-08-25 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYMVEycEt2a3JsUUJYX0FLSDgxczctcFVQYlJFWDFNbzA2ZGQ1Z0xCOHZnREJFTzkyVlUtU0NoeUlpN0NsdjNLRXVjb1VpcURLaTVmOGNJT2h3LW1xb1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFMFFUeUFNbFVONkNZSTNzWnJVTWI1T3VPY1FDMHJHeDFHYzAzeklCR3RCa284d05aRGE3ZzdnNmJLY3oxdUN5YURQd2lhV0h3OFRibERsblhZUmVzTngza0wtS0VUeTFyeC1BQ1QzVkFYMmxwYWNwUDFXZ1hjZFFENU5FLXBzenBiM3BMNjdteHNZZnluZFlHdXBwYVVKcHA1eENWODc2VUpMc2lZOVE5ZWZoRG1oMnB3WmJvRDU4QTNFYjdWRll0 |
I feel you. Apparently I'm subbed to /r/citrusdogs | r/screamingfish | comment | r/screamingfish | 2017-08-26 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYWmRrS1ZObEhjLWFTMk96QzFrWTByQzNwTGFVTU9LcE9lYURxUDZJYm9DUXA1X0tMTGh4NFBXUzZMZ1J4WjV0UXRzb21aaGxIbE9iZ3FLa2xvU0xqdDc5V2gwaXIwRmFvSkpqNGM2ekV4UTg9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFaVBpbUJ0dklJTXFDY0VBZTQyR05vc1UwT1ktZVVKMkhEWmxYTGdod3RIYTlkbjVSNm5xb2NIcFdDUEd2MVJXX2NFUkxqWkFNTnlyelFXN2FVTzNxQXlxQko3Qy05Z2gzS1kzVzlCVFIxUVlSc1o5ZU1vNktSYjNTdEhZLS1sSFRHZTZpMDlHeFJUZmswSG9MYVdLc3pkaThmLUlrUWUtUHVUWHppbEJid2pGSFFmWU9aRG5TdnlMVWFZdl9rTGky |
Wtf subbed xD | r/screamingfish | comment | r/screamingfish | 2017-08-26 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYYnpNSEozczhzNjgwNWNXWXZpVDZnUnZyUUJYc1piMmo3a3NMTVI2U01TQmNDelhGM0JTdVBucFYzZDFhcGZDQ1g0ZDNsbE1mUm5FeGl3aFBGTzFPVHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFSlJmM25WaXBVc2FZTF9sVjRDeUZYTXNlZWJnbWlEaURjUUl1VDI4SndkbGd3S2R5alVFUUtYLW83RWxPRk51RnlDbXkySzdaQ3pUUC0xdnFTdnlNSTFSZFc1SXdhZVZQaU5idXNDN2NPT2NOcWYxcUlXVE9ZVzRxUnFNejEyOXdvTUJ0QnotaHRja01xZlJtcTdMV3hXWUNsRVp2em9LUFR2dlBFV2c4T3VmZUJuLWU1ZVNpOUdITFN0V2hOVmRE |
[wew lad](https://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelwmiller/this-story-about-a-guy-ghosting-on-a-w?utm_term=.wanZy1Woo#.yavW26J99) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2017-08-27 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYeHduMWZIaGZZSDVacGtFX2hTMEkxOXlNZTNkQ0ZRV2pUaFREaDZRRjFVVlFpc29mMjdCeksxdGttbllaaDVXQmNaZGNIX2xicVhoRUxqVDdVMnlJLXBWc0RwYkhmaVloaFh3RXBUZTl5NVE9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFQTRacU1jU0cyNnpYN3F3Q0hhLTZ3X0NfNlV5emlKZzBHUkNkOVlaRVIyZmJxaU9EMmQ5TmEyX1FpRElvRHZKZUdNV0FJdWpEU0RJbVhsMnpjOUd3T1pWeXV6RlVrTDZUdTFEMzh1Y0lGTk02cTM3Q1dFXzdKSTVtUEpkM1IwQnVBZjB4NDJVT0FncnJtM0FCUnE1WmVKSzlWbVFQNzg1R3BEMDV5Xzlhb3ZaODA1TFJGZG44Y1M5Z0ludno1Q1NM |
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I didn't read the comments until after I watched the gif and I just about had a heart attack | r/getthatguyabeer | comment | r/getthatguyabeer | 2017-08-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYOWxnVTFMMnFNaklDYldiRGpOcnVkSGNTU1pPSW1WRGx6NDRESUdxOHNmalB1NGxwWk0wdmNoaFh0cGh2TnJETnRyTmNqMG9seGl2TmdNYk82cTl3V2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFV3p5cDBhMDl2ZUxUX0g5LVd2WTdzNHNfbGRUNmI2b1hfOTZvakhiLTRPc05LSVc5ZzJIT0hhaWhlNVRjZ1lQN1k3R0JVU3VnYXdqOHN3V0s4WUQ2ZXFqU05jNGZINkVhS3RpdzNRWVoycXdaSjdFcDU3d3RxZmFWYTh3Si1GQ1VxaWM2NUtqMkhzTE9UOTNmRWQ5S0NoTjI4NmtlU3lfRG91ZXRTaEdUV3ZEdGlkUDhFT2VoUGgtN2RwRU9lZzhLYWhZU0k2Q3RtTjJFU0YxVWVXcEljUT09 |
Hello there,
I'm looking for a book that has good coverage on the design and implementation of class D RF Power Amplifiers.
Thanks in advance ! | r/eebooks | post | r/eebooks | 2017-08-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYWTcyVkl2MTRtRzcza21VYk5HUDlWYWNISmxBMlRIaEhWYlg4NVJzNXptZnRjeUJOeHVRVmI4SmFXZm5fbXBFR0tXRFM4WVpsR2ZHUkg5X1NYdkFNYnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFczZ5WlU0Tm0xVC1XYUtWTGY1SFJycW5GaFNnNDZuNFM2R2x4TmwzM0dENldBYkhpaE9OaW5VTGQxZmlTNW9oWkR5OHNLc1J5RGFLaVJTV0pBcWtkdGFOc24tcVQzemZ1am15S1lsS0ltYUhFNlFQVFNrYXNJcDBNOTFBalhDSDlTUlRRT1k3bnVyWTVlZzR3T0Y4Y0hDc3djOGo3Y2hTSUhINXFXbjdsc2JfdFA1bUVuZnZmeGNDWmM0QjNHZ05I |
404'd | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-08-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYYmZHbzdmeG1jQUNfc3dQMGF1aldtMXJTLXdKbGVocE42MUZHQW9VNEZCMFNIMXBTZFhKQmJraldKZF9KYzN5UTQ3X3o5NWhCYWFzTHBfdmFoTzRyR1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFT3R2X29KbmVBM2Zlc096MnFhdnE2eGc5S3U4QkpiYWM5T29teUhWVWZSRFA4SlJramJjNW95MXU3RWJXVHhVOFpGbk02dlZMWTU2TFlFM1RubEFweXhxbi03Q3NyT3BSd3laajdTUFFaRWdsNjVHcDB6dFp6aUQzTUFvdnk4VnZqUnVNQ2dsUUU4NWY1NjVOaUI3c2o5QXhsTVduMElaU05RdDBGUjJCMUxZWXJjR1FaV3lPck5QUlJsQ3FUU3RFdGdSV19GSU8zQlZNYmxsNjY1Vjk3SHFJMFFDWURuQ0sxZWpIQjl2dEFuMD0= |
Link's still broken. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-08-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYYVgwSUZyRmNLMkxiWXc1R19neEhfdzhrRnlXYUpfLXFIQjBCcXF5YlFXaFJlUkszU1N1UG9LSER0aER6SFFQU3Z5WmV1MFpzTWJaNXBLZWpYZUpMUnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFaWpyY2NsMEJoTzI5UE1YV19lZ0luMWttSE9fUF9CTlNGRnhVWHdkVFNQOHl6MHlyR0pSWXRwcEo2aXRBck4xMGtSakloMlYwVTVwNkxBSU5VLXZEQ04zQ1Bnd1drMDFfZTFmN1BWaThCWmVWNE1PbW5YZ1NDQXNmVnhBX290SXdUS1hXT2VoSzZaVTBVOG5TTzA0Ry1rVVBQbW9Gek1HR0oydFZiQm1KTVNnV0ItSlgzMHJ3OEdRV01LZU5qZGVJWmRfZFRYV09sQk5xaG1GZ2w3dU9Fd2V1RWt2SFVoZ2Zkd29SeWpPdGJsWT0= |
the heck? works for me all I can think is the age-gate | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-08-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYVUFXdlNhQ1pRVlJaR0xoeWh3QzhQZlJJNURTcVBNQVo0WlNJcFpkUzRsZ0ZvamJURkJjYVNiYjJSN2hpVy1tUE1feE95bEdtNkRpdWlXZ1BodUZTbnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFZE1PaWVQbzlvNnZnUTRSOTRVMUxXWW5OWlpJZnVPVXZibGRxYWRheklQZk5kd1ZyWmFZOUFSOTk1TjFXOWVxbFNoekZ2UzRFZjNiN2dXRHE5THcyZEh0cjBuanNEa1pxWjEzdVNET3h3MHhIVVNyTzhQNG5iYWxEWWxTZDFSZTRNZ0tCUzhyVzFzejU0RXVBTzBDYmNGc056SWFPeWtCeEZTNDVfYWRrYm1ydG1lZmUydi1ydEsxa2VJSnJ2VTl4a29vTzJhSEgxcHZ3MXpJcl9IcW5GNEhyb2JnZzViTHlDdkp1cndUZjJMWT0= |
https://youtube.com/watch?t=120&v=T9LQiBhMiXM
OP had query parameter formatting issues | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-08-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYRmpyMWlKMlpOOXlOQ3BVcUFIeUFhS0kwWWlMN3YzUm9QZTZKSnhJYjZ1V1VqY1JCTVJ1Z29iOHRzWTdRTFRkdnBETXMzWGhEOG9MMDNBemw5cHFDWHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFNVptSVRHMmR3WDc5WC05RkFwUzFyb2Z3OGtEV0RPQXBxb2JwYTF5RG96cVUwOHpKeDNiZE9XUU5yMmRhV1RreXdKdWgzaDREM2xWNmpZVFZ1NnNtTjZEODNuaU5CZHYwSUY0R2tnSlVxS1NGbzhabVhNcHoybEtiQVJtR0pqcExwUTVJUXo5QkVGR1dzaXd1X25CMVphaTBmdHVydGJlSXNwcDBwWmZzeHRTN2xTeDZHODlXc3htdkNMeDBVaEo4TUN0eGZ3TGdHcGRCM0pRWUNnek1iSmllY2xVU3A3U3Yxeno0SmQtT0xtRT0= |
Great, so OP fails at YouTube _and_ doesn't understand what this subreddit is for. :P [](/u/JIVEprinting) | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-08-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYNGsxRDJtN2hOMWpPSmt5NW5KNDdYLWZ6TjJKeFg3c3RUTG1kRW5fV3M4YjF1bk1xQ0w4ckJoNFpqZnlFa0RMbDYwOVBJd0JYcEt4aUo2bHZxZFJ1b2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFM1lKR01zeHRBYk5qeEhwT3B6V1VocWZCdzRGWjRfbEQ1SXZHMEFYdjVjNEl3NzhHcVJCQ0RScThYTV9uWDFPY05rRVN3RS1IS0tUNmRBajduTFRlZWhJUF9VcVFXQ1NzbXkxTUg3OGFoUEp0cTNHQUpHNTBhN1FRWDh0YXl4QU0zMkl1TE1jMllpRk1odjduZG9wdWFFSVpzNlRZTEkxY2IyMEJxMW9SdTNJcGtWVHlKRTFYYjBRWFBkQUdsRzZ1SlMwWFQyNjd3bjB6YWJXQzlQa21pMkV5TDlhSTNXenhkTE51WGxwUDV0MD0= |
the video makes it worth it | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-08-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdzRUZ1lQeE5Oenc5dm83MERKeFhpbldhaThLMEI5NTJWQ0Foei1MOXR1MC1HalpTTV82WFBUTnlTUklJNTQ1R3JfZlc3aW1kcDJfWjM5a2NPeTl6Rmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFbzFxb3VQdUJJc2ROcjZ5a3Rpb2xtWVNwbkdQX1JhSjQ2NkxqWkFXMXRkSkhTU01KLU1ucmNTZFFmNXFPT0ZsZ0o5a2huMkNENTA3dEZGX1BsWWFzUFBQTlBhWnJPTFRZM0YySGpyUHFLd1EyZk14ZUMxbWhWa3dON1dPZXRqd2J3M3hGb1ZTVENRQnJjM1lvWDF3UWxyWW5PQ1RiWXlIbjVmQTRUbHQ4SE1zMVdTZ1pINW9rWXJDUi1vNEZIaVEzNlkxcjZDb2hPdEVqbUR4eTNUNEtGQTdUQjBmMnR2emlVWTQwYzA0N043UT0= |
While we're on the topic of age. Why the heck did you attempt to submit a link that only features a grown man to the sub? Can you not read the side-bar? | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-08-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYN2FEcGRYTmsxbkt1VUN4WHNpQ2w0b2U1S0ZhTHE5dGtscXppcGN5Rl9aemZ0VzM4M3hQYnlDYVRFOWJZT0hqamgyaXdQdzI5VXhBV1ZxNVdaUG5WSWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFb3hGcHQwSF8zLUJaS0M2QUhDcnNqVDU4VEp3c05XenhnVW9QRnJiLXY2T0tpTnoxb29UcGNDSFRHYk05bF9wdE1lb2x6R1dWSTVDNHFqQ1g3QmQxS0Q5LUZjeXIwbWpIT05JUF9EckdSMHpUbm9xNUJfOVpCNmU4ODR3YXhDWFJSVl9vZVMybWhZQ0RzVEFYUkVremFhV0pISVFwLXF5QWVlMGZIdWozdWFjT1Fic2xkbHliVmtOX0p0UGtScHBBQW5DdHcxbGRfclRKZlNvTUdOWjZST092bEIyLWVDTk1jWGhpTFRyUVZMZz0= |
just a tip as well, you can use beard balm afterwards! Woop! shit feels smooth af: https://www.uppercutdeluxe.com/au/product/beard-balm/ | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-08-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYUlZkVThRbzBXZ1RzeXBTRk1BaEoxZ2o5OFlvRl9lN2RKVHZuVWJYNVI1UGRwQ09sd3lOUU9VN1RFSDNMSE53UXViOVZxRGYxMWVFVEhKMUdZZ0pFZHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFelF5ZkIzUC03ZVJ0M3hxdEViNnBYUEhDbmQ2M0hZang4QUFwOWZ4RjZxVW85VG1QRWVaWmJ3NEhQS3RpTXFEUDhyc2dvVTgzeTZFS1lLcEx0aFMwSXZBejV6ZVlSaktXdjh2enk1V0s3YmNHcnhsc0dLX184MkkzS3VhcE4xNDV0bmRIeUVpbTlaSVZlb2NlNjRTdmlPN0VhTlVrNHpKLWRhdWdSWHRUQkRqS2Q2YzlxS21YZGtBd2tFRjZvNVVq |
Giving a tour at my college campus I stumbled with a quick retort. I entered the gym and was giving a quick overview of the facilities and mentioned "if you come here frequently you can become friends with other regulars!"
To which my friend at the front desk replied "oh, are we friends?"
Instead of my weak "hey.. We're friends.."
I should have said "oh, I was talking about Craig" whilst gesturing to the other guy working
Damn you, slow witted brain | r/staircasewit | post | r/staircasewit | 2017-08-31 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYQWMwVGNnZ01NbHRNZ1djOEJQRW9sRGxXaDFkbl8wRUhPOXhXWFQ3ODNmU2dzMmpuSXVvMmc2alU3WjVQWnBJRWxZbWhoY0o1V1E1aV81R1JxOTcwSkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFUUlmRVB0NTREV2txaWZvaFpuYjJ3eHJMdGllYnR3cnItY21nXzZDdW11ZDdGYkJxbDBtdkNjY0N4amx3TjAxck91cjBmLUxlU281UGczc29IYXpQWHRyamxRU1JhVFRNaVNWZC1uU0hWVjVVYU5iUXV3RFc2VHhTNnJWeFJCY0dtaWZSX196T2M3amJrZGg5dnZGQzZzYWt0RlJaUkdRck5tNDF1V0dadW9JPQ== |
I get it | r/verypunny | comment | r/verypunny | 2017-09-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdXYxeWVzQ1NXMHVKc0JaSWxXdnJRYVQ4SDZDXzBuQmgxTUlWTlZLaG1GWHN1MjdPTGtSOVVEb3JTNHp2TmhGRE1RTWpqczh3algxeS1oZTJHc2hqdHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFNlR2cmtDM0R3UG9vaGZGYUlCWEdjbmo1SGVGOC0xd2Z4cl8xQjBqNEg2NWpxeDZZNlZUZ0tydGFDb2dfT1V6aTUtaTY3MDl3czZENi03LXpKR2xEX3VSMXpwZklndThMaHQyRTFqVzlFZkg0YjZmT3lpc2Q4N2ZPdl8yWTJxQTFteUVuSGVYdjlOMXc1eFRPcGwwTHJuQ3cyR3hIT01BU0JkdFhGQWlEMzFrPQ== |
Bruce's motto, ever since he had learned how to express himself, had always been "What's the point?"
From a young age, whenever his mother asked him to do anything – homework, clean his room, exercise – he'd answer with the same words: "What's the point?"
Later, in his angsty teens, he added the punchline: "We're all going to die."
From that point on, throughout his life, whenever he was confronted with a task, Bruce would always answer in the same manner: "What's the point? We're all going to die."
"But Bruce," people would tell him, "why does death negate meaning? Why can't things be worth doing even in the face of finitude?"
"I don't wanna talk about it."
"Why not?"
"What's the point?"
He learned to program games and, against all odds, found fame and fortune after his mobile freemium RPG 'The Hero of Whatever" found its way to the top downloaded apps in the Android store.
He founded a gaming company. Made millions. Then billions. But he kept the same attitude. Whenever he had to make a business decision, whenever a board member asked for his input, he'd always answer in the same old way:
"What's the point? We're all going to die."
He wasn't a bad person. He even started charity foundations and vowed to donate all his fortune to the poor and hungry. When asked why he was doing it, if he didn't believe in God or a higher power, he'd answer with a quiet: "Why not? What's the point anyway? We're all –"
"Yes, Bruce, we're all going to die. We know."
A priest and a therapist came to see him in his old age, already on his death bed. Both tried to talk him out of his convicted nihilism. To have him find joy, meaning, hope, if not in life, at least in death.
"One Hail Mary," the priest pleaded. "It won't hurt."
"What's the point…" Bruce uttered, and, before he could finish, drew his last breath.
He woke up in heaven and, with his mind still lingering in the living world, mumbled: "… we're all going to die."
"You're right about that," God said. God was old and bearded, just like in his Earthly depictions. He smiled on a throne of clouds. "Welcome to heaven."
Bruce looked around. "So… there's life after death?"
"Yup. There's a higher force and eternal life!" God's smile widened. "Not only that, but everything you did while you were alive has been accounted for and will be reflected in your day-to-day experience in heaven. Since you were such a successful man, and since you did so many good deeds, you're entitled to a first class experience in the afterlife, with all the physical, mental and spiritual pleasures you can imagine, forever and ever until the end of times and beyond that!"
Bruce scratched his head. He looked at God, then around at the Heavenly Kingdom extending all around him.
"So… I get to be in heaven forever now?" he asked.
"Yes!" God said, grinning.
Bruce looked up at the Lord. He frowned, confused for a second.
"… but what's the point?" | r/psycho_alpaca | post | r/psycho_alpaca | 2017-09-01 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYd0FiT1duNWFLbDZNTDl6a1dtYjBVVEtZQ1UzLXIzeGI2eXhCU09MQU1TUXZfX0NDa3JhWjNuckpnVlBaT3hCRDZJdDVyeUdETUdEVU5SWnlqZW1OV0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFbWlDbUhtaDJSV2JiSVVxZ25qR2RxLV9aZXF1RlVqZnZzTnYydTZvc1FCMUZRZ2hHandqOXlUMEdyN0ZReGlZWDE1bmx5VndvbG9HbnhKaEE2d0pKSFBQQjR3SDAzUDEySW9QOFByc2piUTRER0JjRmF4dkVsRThLZHZ6bWRyVjFiYlR4c0NISnFfcWJ3UmVvUUpBQlRqYWkzV1lpR3psQllacGJoNGdsT3RvWmpmTnhMVGhYQnBOX212eURMaE96MWNYYUVZeE1XVHhoQktydEV4TlFzZz09 |
Both? | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-09-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYMWltU1hFdWxFWWR4cFg2WUhQX1QwZU5Gd2w5OWtFTkFhQ3dQNkx3NDhhQzgxcDd3VjVFbHJIaFFGaG9ncnJ1czRQYTVFV0JiSk9JQ1otOWp6ODAtamc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFXzB6ZjRld2J4cTJoYjVMZzRBZnVZVUROd1JUNloxWmFOMzVxT0RFdHVyRFRFVW5fU0RCQ1VVc2N1VWhCZHUydi1abTVqQjdRYWJ2V0NINjBkQ3ZyUi1NSXRSUWZ1b3lKQkpOam41RTNRa01nRmJBamN0ZU5uVXBfN3pfQmtPek5QWmR3VWJycWpRSHN4bTlsOWY1Ty11b1l5eEZBX0VibWV3dzl4bHJrc08xSW9KZ2I3SjZYMEx4azZjUkVRSDRmRDRMV2FDcjVaQmVVM1gtUWFod3l0MlBCaVMybE96b05vVURTNkxuYVJkND0= |
I wanna hug that guy he seems adorable! >_< | r/screamingfish | comment | r/screamingfish | 2017-09-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYZTg5eVZPQkR3QklHWXVQSVdXUUw2cmswdlJTM1ZzbW5SYzVxNzJ3MmNZSnV1T0Y5UG1Hbkd0RGZvVmRtQ2VBeDBGbm5wSTlpVkxPVk5ncGdvRzNiWEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFS3dmb2U2UzJZLUhUNXMtc01FUTRYajg1V0F2V1BIVndabVE5MEdEaXdJOFlLZUpLcE9QUnVZTmpQcVdBR3REd3FpOURiX1MtUDZ4MUFKeTJOeXo2bVdOQWV3amFYWDBMTzVOcVZKU0FlalhDRXp4dUp0eXB5X0RaRGljSTRydnc0bUdkVi1vUUVGSlllWTJYdHhnV0x4ai1kMmMyTk92eVdha2NhQUJ4UmtBPQ== |
See title | r/eliactually5 | post | r/ELIActually5 | 2017-09-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYMHZieTZVTTFSTFJUM0JySThPVDBDbTRqbXBBUk56MVM2MXhHZmo5TzBYUjdDSG5mNHNfNFpjcDFBV0hvUWFMclByMmR1Tkc2RmdPS0V2TDM4VkF5clNzWXpFUjl6ZjZjcFVVRjZmemRIYTQ9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFSEM3UUdkMk1GaVlfb0h6Y3hBWUMzdUNpN0I5cGJhOTI5cUM1TGJwZUZTMVJiYWVBY3EwTnJMZC1JbWROUE5URmF0Q1lGNmFGcVJickM2Nnd3TE52aGM1eTEtV3BrdVg5a1hsU1hyVE44VUpweGg0X3dXNkc2NmlOejVZbzZsb3I3QUZvVl9Ed2pyaDZYT2tpMGJZRzFjdGVTXzE5NEYwaXduZEJnZWJKZ19fekRHSkFDMXljdVpkX1V5STF2UzhE |
Randall is giving a talk next month in London and I'm creating an event to invite people. Does anyone have a suggestion for a relevant XKCD I can use for the event photo? | r/relevantxkcd | post | r/RelevantXKCD | 2017-09-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYaFdpWDR2dlZlTmVOa2Q4eUZ3dmY5UXoxRENJM01EWEdsajFXeFY2NUF6OUFEMjVkSWxDckdLWnV3VFFheVZtYnRtWUVxMmVlRTFHRlE4THZILXNueUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFbGF3YnNZV3JWVEVMU2hORTk1QS01eWxxY3dhekRaaWFBdUdkT3ZFWTRtWFdnTE1xemNBNnQtc0YzcDFqTlQzTUItZFVRTG05M1VpQXQzMzl6RXNYNk5tMlhUSkVsdEhkeFBHOXBhWl90YXFOaHVzaFB2el9kOGFOeF9mVlFyd0tUdUhBdUhMWlhMWEdiUndtUVVPZWNsX3NMZ1plSE1QeWpsQWVmRnZpUEktV21nTEU0OWJtdmZmUzJxU3hWYjRF |
https://www.reddit.com/r/CBD/comments/6y9y22/ananda_hemp_will_be_doing_an_ama_today_at_3pm_est/ | r/internetama | post | r/InternetAMA | 2017-09-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYeVVXR2JxVW1RRFNvQmNBU2dsYzFxNlRpbERsZWxBNEgwQ1VULUtIYnJDcGZ4RnpZZXE5Wm9tbjJQaUlhakVUNHlGWDlyQ0V5cnMtRnBmZzZTcmlYWmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFYUs2VmEzeFBQcjkwSVVMcXNlbDVnUW81ZklLT3dmYWhkWXE2RGFrU0JERTQyOXVkQlJqOWh6RElzeV8xenp0SmJBTWljbmdzODQ5S2t3c0FDRFFDME1XTWJBUUNFRmtPWU5rWEZsOWR0SkNnSG9mV0VDRGJCeUd6XzBVYXYxcTFCSXhZanp5T1ZhYVFmVkJmdDAxVlVOTnB2djBvTVRnSVpUdFRpdG1pUmZCc2tJVUxVamI3NkRDaHFOcFFqamNHb0wxNXNOUXlQSF8zVTNNQlBqVXhRUT09 |
I'm happy this sub is still active. | r/gangstanimals | comment | r/Gangstanimals | 2017-09-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYUkpqd0J4S0dHZHlTU3JJZDZldFJPLVNrbUdoM0tjbnROZnhIck5YNkp3eG5wcExvckRRZTQ0Z0VWS1Y1RTRpQjdvcDBMekZxbFZ6NjRXLVQ5eXRkeGdOaU1tMFpzMTgxbDlhUklibWtrZkk9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFSHZHaWY4QzR6eUZpR2EybE5sNFdwOFUyWDNGRDBZU2ZGWF9wLXE2eWVGTmFDNm9rQmVXaGVTRFpUUEU1aXJpS3IyaGtZTnI3RjNrUGpvSkQ2SjlEQ1FPNENDODlYZ1NPaE5MWUFCRkJJMG9QSTFmWkg1bUZJRjFjaV9jRm9jRFhLbGVpcHBpZDhXQ0FHMkFPWGN5NFlJODllWG4yaFptZmtaMkZlSzRMSkl3T1NWTFd3VUZMNzYzTGlYUlpFZFpQaWpZTlZWRFAyTTBlUTYtV3JZTmJuckdOOWxKcWpKQzZEV0dMQjlLZkxBcz0= |
This might've been good if that animal was a racoon | r/gangstanimals | comment | r/Gangstanimals | 2017-09-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYUlhWcXFLNkhHZ1FGS0UtbExZbzVsZy1kbkFVNE9HZExlcGp1ZE5xTkNhWFhRU0l5QzRna3V3Z3JmWWdPUktXVWJ5bGlTN1dOcnl2OTVHUkVxRnVlWlJhQUUxaWJ6T1dlUDlPS1lYX1RtRWM9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFUnRYeF91MkU1ZkRSRXduZlVmWVFFc2xJelFYakpXT3JnRmhCcnBuN09uN0xpWlRZTHFIbk5mWVR1enJKejgtUHlGel92ZXhOZ3JocUZEdkRVb0FhR3J6dmxhdFE1cHViMmIzb1FFUXNtZU9IUVA1cW9EeEdYc3g0TmdnM3FTYmZVVFpLYVhLXy12UVEtM2k0VkI3YlZMdGQ1YThlT0VGVFp2VXNZdlA4ZHo2aks0VGZ0eUtZY1JRZVpYUkRUekJI |
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