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Oh no how will he ever get quality comments like these now | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYNEtJRExvMS1meF9LU25fazlOZDdWRDBsN202cEdTWXZTTTBMRW9GVHQ4NjhIbjZzTGltLXNTanpYcHhmRzVWR0JSX2Q4OGYxdnJTeWxfUW4weDRlZmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFTU9nM3N2U3JaLWVpa1ZIeHNOYm1KdHQzSVFyLVoyQ25ucFBXOXFXRjc2QnA4bFZlMGdSRTBBVVc3eWJhSURabU53OXVsZGJWa1JkZWxQTjhma3ZjV1lweTBPWmFaOHNzNl80THA2UXg4ZExYQ1pzOExJVkYzYlNrZDVxZ1BHTXlCT1VYWGp3UWNMTFRQb1U5TUtTWmRPTzBjQTlWU21kWEVlTFJQYl9HSmFTTVRpcDloXzVmbVV2NnZlQzFXc19mU2xKZG9veVJwd2JyY3NTNHI3NXZWUT09 |
Did I hit a nerve?
Welcome to the permablock, 16 days silent account suddenly raging. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYejJLQnRCZUFtQ3dHZUpwczBTN2JmclpzSDlXam9jYTdUMlR0YVJUZlJkbUpNT2YybEVNZHdVOTJMNTQwTWw5dDlQejFYX2RBb1YzNHNWb0lPREVXY2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFU2xqX3dnS0NlN0R3QXIxQUI0LWs4NlV0M1JWM2N5YzgwcWd4dWpMMFJDd1pzVjkzeS1XeWtkbGpIYXRETzJUTUZ0YUxIU0psa05TWGNUMXRleENiUGlLU0RCRFpweFBqZkE1NDdNakh0bktyVVNXcXpiSW1OeW85c0x0UEladDZ3RGVmV2U2YTBFQ29hWUpJb1RVS0o5SFdxZkREQU9HVnFyN1h5TkV3VmJUNmpBU1YySGk5ejVoek9Jb1F5M0xYOEhlTGh5cjlNYl9LNVEtMW5kOUlFdz09 |
https://opencollective.com/beehaw -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/ | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYekt6ZHJzOGxFVTVCME5Iam91eFIxNDlaUWUyeXY2QmJhVkJ0QzBWc0V5eWJybGJaYWtqRFQydm9zV2g5TUdBcnBOSnY1UnRUakhHcERkc1J2NkpPU0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFT21qQUtMTG5kUXdibkNxSnkyUV9tNWFPLVdTQ2t4NTJQOXgzamF1bk45TzJIM0hzdzZZNlJGNDJaVHlLTGdqejdETkUtMUpEV2pzaVJNUTJqanlHTEhkUXVUUGZUUGo3YlZlV3c5bi1RakpQRDBZR19vQUFWbUtaNkZhazY2S1Q1QWRYM3B4MnVXVFRrckVOaHB4cGMzYTJCajdsdVVmSkRvS2NSR0UwcU1UR3N5czhmaTNxbTF5Rm8yYngzZEpMcEtIaTh2MnNBT25falZvS0NObEhmUT09 |
There's currently zero reasons to take an action against your account. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYUU5sNjJmQWZ3OG92anltV0RHX29pNllZMlZVY2tOMDFPVG9aY1phUXc2ZTNtWWgxWlc1ZmJwMHNOcDBUXzlncTN5SHJBbDdnTm9OSGhva2VkaUlDcUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFU0d4dF91eTlHdVJMN2lsVEJVbVhuSFNuSkJpeEVublhqSGhyZHkzOWVGMkRiaWxGMlFUQUZ2NXdadmttMlIwSGpiN3g5V09XOVJQTnVob2toM1NmMGFGUVUtX2dyNnZuSWZ1MlNDZlIwa1hoV0kyYThvOFhuS1ZLcHBPX1pjOWlUdkRRakN4d3JCdk4wV0x2ZWlvNUJVcHYtLXVEQnFwcF9NQkpCNDVkdXVNdU9UWGpDWVhEd1Ftci14OU54TWNVMk9tVlZjWGp2RFZvcG8xT3J4alVSdz09 |
I never thought this sub was mean spirited. We just laugh at the tiny drunk aspect of childhood. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-03 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYSWJTWjk3aU43cmZEcWNxOWdaVmE3dXhvR3BZSEs4V1hHVXBhZ3FkQktIbHZaV0VXT3Z3U3RPQ1hQY2FIdUdkUlg4MDB1eGpEdmZEU0traUJWcVhFZkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFTFJLZGd6cDRTS1RYU2JwelJ5b0Q3Yl9Wc1RxX3YwOXY2YzViZGhkejRhYk96anZKdDZFMTEyVFFjcVFJeWRDSW80MXdtcjFWdElER05ZckZ1eXBNeHRZSk1jUWZYVG1xQnV2dlNyakctMUVycHlXQi1OR0Uwb01LTnN5NGl2aThfcEFwUmE5R1I0VEFVUlFNQzMxZ1NRVlExLTUzeU0tcE1wWmdtQnNlUXZaUHBPVDlteWFzV3RiVlRoYWxSQWNlQzVBVXBPajF4SEVzbWZCSklPZkR4dz09 |
How do you have positive comment karma?
And turn on the news. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYbkREeW5ESWdPWlplN3hiaXpJbXkzNGlUUFBpMUl6RElYREpmaGduTC10MVNNX3lsZU04dHRZRzJfc0daUGR0Y2pzMnRRVjNVcm5jRE1oLWttRElfMkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFWmxPLVJubmNYbzUyTWlzZXhhSmI5TGMxQ0Fzc0FwZjNXVHk1aG9rY24tUWdzOVRLSEtqQWRzTlp6X0FfbW9PQkpsOGw2U0MtdnNtdVBBWmpIaHJtbnNnQ1BNUmNJTkhYdmp1TGp5VkFGd3h4X2NkRFdUY1FJZjA3RHVvRzlORlJrNjVSeENoQU9tWmdxbGhSakNrZi1GcUkxMWVpY1d6WXVxQUVHQzZ0RUNMNUtKWmlvMFpZRm1HN0wxcHRLMm0tSWpWRGNXRWdvbVgtSENWRDFVTkN0dz09 |
I'm watching the news.
I have positive karma because there are still good people on reddit. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYV0RKbWU3N21iU3pWRkMzMTEyZ1RkakpHTnFoZm42Tmd1MUlocXVMeS1DNDNVNDB5ZVpFQmdXNi1OMERoZ3NnWjBIZEZBbEVzeTZsTDMwMDlGZEpKTkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFLUYxTFlPVWdwVkppcXRLejJmZHZhZGowbGdKYUdGdnZLQ2FybE9DNFZtb2tQRmIwQXNITE9CNmVpM0ZfY19oYXN0SGZvOFRNazJweXBkc252NnB3ZTFYN3RzTm1ickt3Uk4yXzN0aHZhNGRQZHBWSlZPUGROR2xUTlF2MHpQcnk3SVFvQ1ZPRUFiMjB2Mm9JNWJOck13OW1WUTRXV21PTUpkbzI0YWNvTDNXRXFBbzdJV2xaVy0zbnFRRTQwRlNsZE5HUjZscXFiMnRDM01lVUN0bDVxUT09 |
You are fascinating. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYLU1Gb1VId24zWWZmV2dDU3lNM2J5QndmTk1rLXNBaVJSUmVuVVYzdFZ1WUdqakJBd1UwSkE4Rlh6MFhya1Q4WjNaUjV6ZG1wbEl6ck1EamxIMjlTbXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFcV96RU0tcWRhZmVBVkR1ZF8xQy1rV0VrQ2JnMjZjR2x2Z3pDdVR3eGRnVmFDRU1WblpTNUNoaXNqd2s4SFgzMEV2TllzaGtNdU9HbjZwaG9QdWxWbWM4WXBkV3JuN0R6VDE2cEFBVFJ1aXpaaWFuSy14MjV4dF83aWoyd0Y1ZlNlNGo3bE9HQnMwQWxlTmgxa0tNaHptMUFsRGw4UXVQWVJ0QzBXbTVxaEpkR0hjLTlTTjRQSXplckp3d0NQNDlDSEZJb0NkUzg4SkNMT2pyRE0yaFpDQT09 |
I managed to merge trolling, truth and punishment into one thing.
It is fascinating in a way, yeah.
There's no specific agenda, I only hope it makes people think a bit. It's fun. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYWlRXODdjQU81d1c2OTdwQXltbVNBVmhvOEt2d3UxX3ZwZi1kNkR2ZTg2YkpWTDRXdHdRUndvTDhFcUx4X2RwWDhlcVBmMFlHVV8tQi1fWEo2OGlFQ0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFRVFLZng1dUxrSTA2OFFjVFFyU19IYktqVWstSFlUNV9TeTF2MzdzQV9sM0NpSWpqbmd0bzN3T0IyYi1ydVA0MVR2VXI5LUpwU242THdoaUs3V3dXbllsakJtNFd3aVJJUnVqUjFTMW1MTXZQM2hDaE8tT0xMN01XUHJBa2xzTThMY1Jla3FjTklNRG0xd005bEE1YXp0cFNsc0tvRGlmTGxJdEhTUUV1dnh2NGtzb2p4cTR1ck1SOTFWQjhSbWJTelRBZXY2LUVnWkktOTVpU3hIamkzdz09 |
I rate the trolling 8/10 for effort and response but the critical thinking is 2/10. You're using good topical jabs but without a message you're not going to convey anything. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYenFPLU5jUklENkJwS0JVa2JTZnAxUkwzNGQteTFZRE1EN1p5dnBkTzNILVVldUhnbUZSZWpGTENRYm1XWEtfdHk1X3puQXZNNzJKbTZWYlJUQkRQRk54Qlo3blNRNTJ5dWc1TUdLbFc2d2c9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFYkZ0T3RXa3FCdXphZ0pYdUJENUhvVkphcnRJTnB6WFZnWmZoVHQxdHB1RFhNcmlWcHRPd21wTUkwY1NYTG90QkpNNHpoZE5uc05wVjlFUXlpNnJteDJtYmtnWTZzTWVVWFV2RG1DaUZabGkxRHlQb1VoQTROemd3QWFtMjVVMjlnakJRRmpJSDg3YVN3bG9hX0ZuMHRjUVMtRnBCbDFJOUMxbzRhRjRBbnY4ejJoSV9JRWM0R3hfSXFzX1h3dWFVM1lWekRlY3JwVFY1aWI2dXNQeUhhQT09 |
That is not it works darling, you cannot trigger me.
I am perfectly aware of negative reactions like yours, but that is not the aim.
The point is amount of replies and upvotes/downvotes and boy oh boy, how well you all deliver each time. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYZ010Y0wwSlJSU2tUU0xZTVhMQWVCQV92ZVN0OHd0QTBRc1RQUWpQRXVxampTckhXb1dBQ2kyU1VQQTFIcmNJTTVDekphN05QUmhIcUs3ZndMYlM0QUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFZ0FhUlZWN2piMEpkcUpWSkFQVWtGVHdlRWo5clVOcnlmMlFYb24zRWJERUI2VXAybDBQNUlGbG96Z0VBZEJfUUhxNXRmdGFFa3FTQW9rUWM1VUdXSk1URUR5aVJrYTBfRTVOVnJyMEN0ZmFsREhMMldiTkVpaTZERFdYYjZlY1B0SHpuXzdBNUk3NEFFNlRwRmlPaVhuSVhuZVQwaTV2UEJMOUdreHM0ZjV3c1NZZjBQTHRfMnhXVkxzcFlLbnljR1drbXRhX1R4RTVsbkJscXYtRmIzUT09 |
Kids are fucking stupid and watching them fuck up is hilarious. Get over it douche. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYSWpzUGlwaE1qY3VGSThZZjJENHpyZWdhbmxEdUc0Wk5aV2gtTG56U0h1U1NGUXFocnZPRnBSZnZvVl82QmYxUko1QTg0YVhrX29yODc3U0dmbXJ2TjlyVWwzQUJoRHYyeTBuc24wZzZldFE9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFMENSZmFrYk1ScmdfdmpEMUczSHVGYTdLSFNaTExQTTNpZWdhbDlGTVJWeHFWeE5WeDhUUFBGOERXSmdOX3ZSbHlRNWotX0NZOGxST0Q5c1RzQzRJOTlQVExpajVjMTZiemxybzEzOWE0QUtqQk4tZXlEYTlkT3c5QkEwOUJvUTIxMldlM0w5S2JSWm56YUg5WThYRzU0WW5UQ1JfRDdqUk9MN015cFlmVWQzODFYS3JzWnhRU1JQQWJyMlVCYi1yai1waUx5RTM1bmIybWE2bTlxNndQdz09 |
No - not because there is nothing to learn, just the whole premise of trump learning something is absurd. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYaTQ5MkdRUDdzR0lTcHB0cXdhR3Vjc1B4c0xkNG1kRHAtb203b2JiaFpMWTU0X21IelJ6MU9XUGFWVHBhblo5TzEwdHF6aTdxOVNrM1VJOTRYZ1NkVVU1YnhMbGlsM0ZyOXdjQ0xfUl9PMEk9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFNF9oOWt4Q2twODNRbzZ4N0VmclBWS0dmMlZXdzljUTI3bHJ2MXA5bkFXVE1lVFdKNE82aVMyV25vX1pIUGV3MHp2VFFuaHZQSGNHbWVtZGlEamswYmJ3eGx3SWNHc0lzMHF2VFp0R3VqVXdPSW9TdWRRcmZxc09zYVptTk0wZGM3NmcySTVzMVVGTU83cDVIYW9GWXdxUC10a2FiLVJ3V21CMGpuaEJlMmdmTHlLZHExZHk5WHVSMXFLcXZCV0Y1dEV2N0FWdEhQcWR0dDZRTy1INElyTHVRUlRUd3JRLUpGSlNNaHdmcjlsaz0= |
No. None of this trump crap in this subreddit.
Also, this violates rule 1. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYQy1HaERwOHhTNFlNajc2LV9VYldUYUVmU3dMMm1ZaGE3SzVyQ0NTcGYyaTh6NDVMVUV0bV9pcUU0Y1UyaHlBdWdObHpOZVZrZTI5WTYxV2wwRXhWR0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFYnFjRVdvWDR6U1d0X3NXNjd1MTVZVnFyb1U1U2wxMlJTWkFPZmZkWm81U3FYZUtzNktjWjM0SjZ4RmhSMzBFNVNiTlRZX0V2dHFwWW81ZGd0cnZBMGxiNmJQZ1pFQ0psd1NwdGx3TnQwQ3VOQnpGdDN0TGNMczNSNlRaVUxxTDgzai1pMm9yNWdFYUZhamFsLWFIcEtaM3Y0bHFxa2lZcnpXVHZwRVhNOVJrOGNfaVV0c1RHUHZDWUd6YVBqRUZrSGduVXRUbFZramZmOTRMNFJaRXlEWkp4WWU5MERpdEU0eTFxR3h2cWNfYz0= |
wrong subreddit dipshit | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYQlFoRUlsU2dRRmRXakVvRXpMUV9BS1ZlZjNianMwMGNSdjZUZHlyTENkZWNLbGxHN19YX2xPS0ZYa0NDRkZNaW84aV9Za1NtNExwR00zM0FlYUNFSWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFRGx2aERWQlZDbzBRMTFGUWE3OGxFdENvQTNaSWlQb0ItUVhkS01DaTBpRGkyZnU5Y3I1YkNqLWcydWNXdWM5d3FXVWx5UEtPQkFTZFJ1anNqdVNxMTdURUJPeU9Hd1FlUVliNGd3eG9wbXR2S1JHZ1RxN3NqcDFmeVVheUcxbW9LMDFzU0lpRklESUI4Y0tQZFFTc2w5V1JGMTZ0Q2pLVHlad0hZM1JZQkhPUkRmQmc0UUVWR2lqNXJTX0F3NHp6N1h4NnM2SU82Y1NIRWMwTElzcFJzblRvU1ZTUk9Yd0t6cjJoeUktNnhaST0= |
what the | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdDhHaTZNaTJXMHFuTTA5NmlLd1pHS2pmaW1PQTNxLTB1TXJXSjdoZ3hHWENyaU9tV0hVelRZVTJ5aVVzVFJBT0g2RmJfZTdvUXZObkVtQWZyVjZZQUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFa1kwd3pwSk0tMXUzZGo3M1ZyUmRIVHVsbFJVZkJhRlQ4U0plX09YdDU5NFFnT3NKek8yQTl3alRhc3V5ZFhmbVpNelNYcEVMTjVIVHJpTFpYTkNybjF6WjZNMEtpT1A1b0wzQ1Zhc2ktNTVDMEN6WFpBTXg2RmV6LUJEMGZpN1F0MTBrRy1wT3Awa2Q0enFvN1JVNVlUUldCdDYxZjduZ2ZzS0N0bEY0NEVzbEpUdzY2X2VDc242dUpZVjl4WUdZTjJUNHRGQ3V5NDNBWlM0YnFuUUotZGV2djAwUHZ2UFoxLWVHcmRiQzd1Yz0= |
/r/hittablefaces | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYVG1TM3R0UlJiREtuV0h4Yk8zN0sxdHBQeS1RQi1EbEhHZWJmUWZTcTFwQzVUOEphZ3QxUWxTMUwxNDdRNDhiT1BTZzM3eUpKLUo0azVMbXNiTHZTblE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFTnE2ZlE2TFpsNWlkN1dtNzFzNjhOZndoRVBCVWE1NjJJbHZMWHhLYVZSckJCNnlEY3psbmdHSjBDSHBnZnhuV19aRXlHMjljdG0zcjhWeWUzbTYyd2JqWTVJTU1wVTB0YlNJWld1LUpzamVEMTNhc3lXNkduanBFd2JkbkJUNWZ4bE5FMmZHSTFIa09tTzJXc1RER2xXa28zQTVMdExfeDB3bnFSWGNpOUxiamtTUHpKazdRLWdvM2hxX1U0bFFiaVk3OWFEN3lhQnlER25wekNPdjE0anQxY2hLcTdMYmhPQWJDVGpiUUNxUT0= |
Now if only we could teach Reddit posters how to read... | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYNW1udzB6UEhrdmFYT3RiRVVRbFdZTFRBVl9VbmZuaGpXN0ZqUEFiOS1vdVRWQ2UycFBVdldVWVZSQUtrLVBvS0tQNG5VbzdvQlN5UjlBWW84MFI5YVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFcmlQRVZxOHVab3BUSXFfUldZbHBfelhSVE1WSEdDN04xZ2x6X016cHpKM3ItbkRCdHI5WHFPTUdXRm9CN01ZNmN2Z0VJdW5RdElFTVFfWlgweHFZWlBlNERnOEREalVHRkdrM0V4N3prUm5ScF9aZTg2VEduMzBVbFNvdndNQzB0NU45YXdxbi1nSzJrTGpxTm85YUtqcHBFcEFNMDZZWlJYbkozaWZBaVpmTFk1SE42aVpsdGh0MW13bkp4RmYwNnpWaEdtRTlwS3d4ZlZnWGdKa2tOWGNxOG5lY2dPaDZIVlFVeDQzMExTZz0= |
Not what this subreddit is about. Check the sidebar. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYa1JHbFpMam9EcXhNMkQ3cEZGRUhTeEwzWF9OcUxrZVdIOGk2U3NDc1BoWlJQYVFTN2I5cmw2eFFianFtaUNkQklCN2tzVjFrM3BpMXhlMldxQzhqNHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFVDU4OE81TUU2TjVJdE5NZTlTbE1ZUVh5OVExMjdEemQwM2dyRWJDelpFMGw0ZzhXT3FkenZESV9jNTFTVUVKbmlTcHF4M3pMRWxZVkVzak9YaDlvbkV6djI3TzZ3OV9DVTFyMEF4OENtUk1mWTFnVmZTQXYxdW4wSW9ucUNRUmc1eU1CMWE5dl83T3pMNENtcDgtUFdaT1ZheTdrbEphaHY5ZTdmaVY2ZjZwLVR0YkxCZmZnZVFuUVA3RG1WWkdSZkdudHFMTnplZGI0ajhCSXA0WHE2bXktTHFEaUJDY1dncUt1aUJwNFJtMD0= |
I have a kid and might look at these!..
still downvoted because you're posting in the wrong damn sub! | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYb0RPT0ZLVFJPNU43TTRKdldKaUxsdnc4M3FGbmlsU2daRVh2em0xbkptZ0dFRlR2bDlONVZrSjZ1cC01VjRxcDBqN0FQNVoydXI1TXc0RkcwUTdrdWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFd1paQ1RwZm9LRXFKbVVFNWF0VFFrNk1uVFFCUzg2N3pMclREelN0a2hOQVpQbkNnR3Zuc1ozbTViUVRwRXpCOEhxaVVoTTdXU0JPbEhBSUxMTHl1RVo4eU1PZ05VWUUzMGM5MkhHTU9SMC10RENFUUk0ZklRajc3cU9tVF9Gc0FNblViOTVnenVXMEJFVnN4Y0JEdmlKXzdWR2FQRnAxRnpXTU9OTTY4ZWdmcHc3ZnZ4NWl0cWxmSDZ3dzdJTmZma1Y2bzB5Y1BzN3VVSHh2Z3piLWRoMmljVjVIRHV3RkhaWXFKdEFZZ0tDND0= |
Thanks for bringing this back!
Here's a few things I can think of. All are base on a weekly challenge type format.
-talk to 5 new people. Have an actual conversation with them.
-Declutter your life. Donate 10 things from your closet. Post pictures of what you're getting rid of.
-Buy someone a meal. Be anonymous about it and take no credit for it.
-Make a list of 3 or more things that have been been getting put off around your place and correct them. Pics for proof. Example: fix the leaky faucet in the bathroom or organize the garage.
-Learn a new skill. Welding? Juggling? Knitting? Whatever. Just give it a try. Post a pic of your results.
-Compliment one stranger everyday. Post your results.
-Get up 15 minutes early everyday. Read a news article or do some stretches. | r/projectenrichment | comment | r/ProjectEnrichment | 2017-06-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYUlR4eHVtcFl3T2JkZWIxNnFGOVRpWkJMVzJ4SUZXc200Vk1oemVsd0d1VUpwcUI3U3ZMMWlUMjBnZmxMS2l1QWxPRXJ4UUJRSlZjWFFYUzFwalRVU0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFV3YzaUJjeVhBU0VjUG95ZDhOLXo4LXdoVHNURERNZkpvLXNwYjB1Q1hNcjRfVW5RcVVlS2l2MTY4ZXhrcXp3MXhPenJhQXBWd0NnNUlJc0gyYXhacGU3YVpYejZUVEdFM01nRFpKSFQ3QWdPVzVLVlMxaFBTeEdHM1R1WmtXRzlpdDVyaEp3ck4yazQ3bmtTRHJITzhCRElBQjRkY0pjTWdHSHdCNjRSOHNSWXRpbmpsR3lkZWdwYjlvaEhneVV5 |
just wondering how common is it for people to win in these giveaways | r/pcgiveaways | post | r/pcgiveaways | 2017-06-06 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdGJMUllWd0xmYzV1eXhjVmE4SHVrbWQ1WU1IcjJ6eGtRT3V4VlZnaGVhZWdrOTRiQnJNemlQUjNJbjQ4SUpHRlVNYUltcGFTbmNIdFd4NkFQZDVPYkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFVE9EMWdTVkJRYXVxM2x5dmo0LXNFc1dHMGJsZ2FOWjhYNFhYdGp4SkR5TFNqWjdlWFZLaWdRUUYxbkttZ0NsYTdHUXZoWDAwYmVUNjJZQ0ZrMFFaZDNaSU1kMExaeDMzamRFNi1JTVp2dmRjY3VzQ0VVUENWRnM4VlMyNTFISWYwVDBINlMzT1ZfZXpBMkZMaDdycHNONVFxR25VOXRwR1cyVldINHZTWVFVMDMyS0hBOFp0OGNXZDg3OFFkU0JR |
Ha! okay. Sorry. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYTTZGS1pRWTVtSTMtUTZTZDM0ZEFMNjNNeF8wLTlwZlh6SHlLRktYZmUydG1zM3JQMVI3Z1hiak1Gd3Q5aFJhWjdhcXpweUE4dFVTTjNMdjFxc1F3OS1xakNEZTFxOEl0OWkwZTE2S0xNS009 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFUmpaWF96amdEcl9IMGpmRDgydjlpZmtlY2szNjA0SGIwS2VVaVg3OXAtTzhjeHlxM0ExZlBUR2ZDUU1IdW9EZ0ljeGR4bGNBazJiTlpnTmFGVE11ZjZBUHd5ZmpCN25Tc2gwZGw2dHF0WHRGc3JKMTlUdDhyb3VOZ1pFc0E5SkZmVENSOWk1UmZnOXBidXN2VFQ4Mm5qb21oR01GZUNycHBOeUNaRmtsODIxNWY0Y09tLVFZMDdUQVg0b3k1UURTX2VDRTJ3alFnU1NSd2t6MGh6NHkzUT09 |
Not just sugar. Carbs are as bad. | r/projectenrichment | comment | r/ProjectEnrichment | 2017-06-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYLVpkNE9lNm5Jc3A4NTVOMXNVXzhZRzZWM1dWU1BGQmpOVHBiMTJfWVc0UGhsWThOWThBbXZ5cTFfY3N6dFVMa3dicUYtRDd1NF9OZ3MteTNYSE1RTFZKc3pUX3o3ZEhvVXNwVFdzZ0dNLU09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFVjRGUzFWZTVvaHVnbkttTkVsck1RVEt0cFhUQ0Z4X2xYVzhVd2Y2ODluSFVBQVdOVnM0MGozRE9venZoYS1ZRjRvTnRYT3VfV1ZMRnc5amx2cnF2T1ZlbzVzRFJ0REVEdUtsV2FFOFdvYlROeFZkZW1UZnB2eTJpVFN2WjZ0MTlQc2tQY3AzR2pBMVBrNzN1aDU5N1ZXODFTSkJ6T2tTc0QzeTZfbHpWRU9KMVJOWlhuQURpcEtBRHY1RHV0Zzg3a2h3V0FBYmtQdklxR0hJdlVKd1d4UnUxdkluNy0xblExend5ckZBS3dyMD0= |
Yeah, make sure you don't eat fruit or vegetables. Wouldn't want to get any of those nasty carbs that keep your brain functioning. | r/projectenrichment | comment | r/ProjectEnrichment | 2017-06-07 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYOUFlV3ppdkNadWNVOWdOSmxVN29ZTFgyd1FudWo4eWh6VEgyRWNyYmJjRGNMM3h0Nm84NzEzbUNITTNLZDlFcC1kZWxfai14M1JXODJnSWc0cWdZdGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFSUlZVW9YSDJocXNOSkpQTWNtYU54UF82bW1iWnpuMExwa1R5ZGNsN2pHNVNHNk9YZnA3ajRKcmgyU2Y5S25razUyN3k2bEQ3SjhneGprdHUwVUtqUzRLMzVEWThuQ1RGY05aTjV2bXlHeTNPOVpzSU04dkwzQkZoOXlqMWhURjNYTVJaakdwcmFZdjNVaS1uQnNrNldoVHZrOVFTZ29pdjZCRjVVM3FvaU1lNTU2MWFyeUtoZWlfTV9KalVhSlhHRmMxR2VPdGE5UHJzbjRxOE9RYm5kTjhYaUhVWjRQT29DM0ttejc0YmpnQT0= |
If it were me, Id pick one challenge every week to send out to everyone. There's 52 weeks in a year and we are halfway through the year, so you will need about 26 challenges to get through the rest of the year. | r/projectenrichment | comment | r/ProjectEnrichment | 2017-06-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYM05TRkRfNjZnbUJLdGJJRUN3Y0FGMUZDYzFrRjUtaGN1WGJhcEp4bDJESTJkZXNfUGVla3R0NnAzZEhWX1BBalM4ZjRsVHN0NDlhWmtudXh5Sm4xTEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFWE9RZ3p6d2RSeXN6TjlxTkZqOUxFRFVhWGotaHlJTENjSy00SDdtek9GN0ZkLS1ia3NpU2ZSMTdRSjU3VnVOQkdMeVN1UmxMYnFjb0Y4RnBHVGx6RTdRUXlYN0dnaVRJcEtHUWR3TUtiZnQtNnB1RS1Oa3M3djRHLTVPakhQaGVkM1ZLTzFmXzFQZ2Mwb3BQakZyWndTUm9TZmhLOFItX2cxS19nbEJRWDNmOC0yWl9tQ2R4Q1lOOTQ5UTZHTEZP |
Every inch of her is perfect. Thank you for the upload. | r/hannahferguson | comment | r/HannahFerguson | 2017-06-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYV3kyUVM0Wm1VVEpod2Y4eW43R0RtajJ3ZGFlVFFxV3NCVHBVelQtdUJNenFteVFZdElJaEpucVpSVG9BdFh0c1dHeGhJTzVqSzZ3aDR6SVpEYXFvUUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFNFR2MDhLbHJrQjU5Z2pSaE13SFBReUFJcDRiZ3BhYVdpcTR3dnN5X3RybjRnSDY0aDVwOC1mZkxSQnd5dXYxbDh0N0tLZVZEQTdYcXoxUndrQUFjTldyTl9RalRFZ0NIZmt2cXRfQW9sbUhYcUNjalN0dmNSX3BwMXN4TDVFSWxFRWtQcXAzV000azNQQlFZdWxsNmpXNDFERGRzc3dLeTFaMUIwbXVxQmJlU2MtQTYwb3B1X3BXRDVURHJaQzg1 |
Is there a full video available? | r/hannahferguson | comment | r/HannahFerguson | 2017-06-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYakFhRTZrTVcycmUzLVB2dWtreHY3QXhQRHdHZVpWQWoyZUZwcTF4Rl8yVXFQV3NKUldMc0hyMFFjN2cwRC1oY0dDNlN6d0pUbWl2b1hMWTR1aWxiclE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFaGxEcFROdjBYYS1wbmNGYXowTVUwRGxyV2p4RUFtdElOSHVpUlJRcmlMUzUxXzh3VXFvYTFUN09EYi04dGdvVVdjT3F3ZjZ3OWoxUVdMdUhNOWNjejdua3pNejRvelBQaGhjQVAxeFcwanlpVS1lcDFta1FWa2w5Mnhwbi1KN2c4M1ctTWEtMHRPMXNuMVRFNDFrWHpXN1N0SnBDTUdrQUFmeDBIMEhIZHJUSmROVkpNZ2dGSUU4cmhPRldReWdK |
Her fucking ass always takes me to another level. | r/hannahferguson | comment | r/HannahFerguson | 2017-06-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYZWpWUk9kVHE0UlRzUGZBQUs3Ym1wQWpiRzBKRmJuM2pTOTl5RkFEcDVza3h3QUNQWjhwMG4tY2hTYmEya2Y2cjVnQVVfYXVfREQ5cE5hdXVYc0pXRGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFamFwZjBDSUtfOWg1a1VZQzB6VW1WSC1pTXJSMzU4WDhDX3ZEdnNVcmxTb2JLTFBxUE1fSHZmNTVRNGFvOGpidjJrT3VGSzhOcERNZnQ0ZU14MDFPWk45dXQwamFaUFBNRGZQRDBvaGI4ampYQTVGMFhwb2xIYXlFeG9uOFVjR1BDVTd3NVM3Tjk2ZGF6YzE3NG1xUm5rTlRZREdxSzBpdDZpR1E5dkpBRDVSYlVkSExQNTVocTFkM1JoZTJ1WlVm |
Jesus... | r/hannahferguson | comment | r/HannahFerguson | 2017-06-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYd3pZbzJwamhvNXRmc1VBWTFvSmN6LVNHd01tc3VuM29hMEpxUUhPY2p0OTBVT1kzMzEwS3JMQWxCR3lPbXprVWswTU9GLUVrSW40bldHRlZUcW1iVlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFQmFhT1Bidk1wUG5CQllYVTEwVmVNQTktaEZ4TVVkQTlWekdxR1NYM0c4YWltbDdXRXFvX2owT0JQZ29QSFJ1Tk55X2gzakxfY3c3dGZNX29USWtMT1pDbVNTbEFuY2MxYVZ6M1dMblptZEk4SVlUTEduT21neE1mYVZOcF9aMFlycUwzYXdmQ3laZFJScHFIT2RLbGlpYWUwd1VxeEFoUzREWEtwdHVnU2pJS2o0RUJFd1M3cUdmZlpBUzdlLUp4 |
Pawns Stars had just started on TV when the doorbell rang. Jack pulled himself up with difficulty, grabbed the walker and dragged himself to the door.
After a certain age, even walking becomes a challenge.
"Thank you." He took the pizza and gave the money to the delivery boy. "Have a good –"
The words stopped in his throat. He looked down at the money – the change the boy was offering him.
"What's this?" he asked, and even then he felt his voice breaking.
"Your change, sir," the delivery boy said, still offering the money. "For the pizza."
Hands shaking, he took the bill. He stared at it.
Sixty-two years unfolded like an old rug kicked down a flight of stairs in front of his eyes. Sixty-two years back like pouring water from a bucket, splashing a whole life in front of his memories.
The girl was called Anna. He was seventeen, she was, too. They had met on a Ghost Town visiting tour just outside Los Angeles. A tourist trap. He was alone, she was with her parents.
It was 1955. He met her at the concession store at the entrance of the town, where you could buy large sodas and thematic T-shirts of the famous Mining Ghost Town of San Alvarez.
"You recon there really are ghosts here?" he had asked her. She smiled and told him her name. He had a way with girls, back then.
They ended up talking all through the trip, and, when her parents told her it was time to go, she lied and said he was a friend from school, and told them he would give her a ride home later.
"Please don't be a murderer," she said, after her parents left, and she was alone with him.
They hid behind the abandoned saloon and waited for the park to close. Night fell, and even the kid at the ticket booth went home, and they were alone in the ghost town.
"How many stars do you think there are?" she asked, way past midnight, when they had their backs against the sand just outside the Blacksmith building, hand-in-hand, watching the sky.
"One thousand, two hundred, thirty six and a half," he said, with certainty.
She laughed. She kissed him. They slept there.
In the morning, after the trip back, she told him to drop her off at the library – her parents would pick her up there. She wanted to give him her phone number, but didn't have a piece of paper to write it on.
"Here," he said. He gave her a dollar bill. She didn't want to ruin it. He said, "You're worth it." She smiled.
God, her smile.
She wrote her number. Then she left the car and he rolled down the window and she blew him a kiss.
Later, in the night, on his way home from the store, he would plead with the mugger on the alley:
"Let me just grab a bill from the --"
"Come on, hand it over, punk!"
"Please, it's just a dollar, I won't –"
"Gimme the wallet! Now!"
The knife pressed hard against his ribs. He held the wallet in front of his chest – the note with her number sticking a corner out, inviting. He hesitated. Then he let go.
The man ran away into the darkness. Jack stood there watching.
In the morning he went to the library for any records of her, but… what would he ask? He only had her first name, and there were over five thousand Anna's on LA's public library record, and the librarian wasn't allowed to disclose personal information on any.
He checked the Ghost Town for a possible list of visitors, but there was none.
For weeks he walked around the library and even got into the habit of reading there for hours, in the hopes that she would show up.
He became very well read.
But she never showed.
"Sir?" The delivery man asked. "Is everything all right with the change?"
Jack forced himself to look up from the bill, where the phone number was faded, but still readable. "Yeah," he said. "Yeah, thank you for the pizza."
He dragged himself back to the couch with difficulty. He sat and he rested the pizza on the coffee table. He looked at the bill again.
He thought about all the girls he dated but didn't marry, and about all his friends posting pictures of grandchildren on Facebook and about how, on the college reunion, he was the only one who asked for a table 'for one'.
He pulled his phone. He put on his glasses and he read the number on the bill. And he dialed.
There was a soft click and an old lady answered the phone.
And Jack hung up and set out to cut the pizza
___
*This was last week's Patreon story, which I'm making public now in the hopes that it'll go viral and I'll make a million dollars off of my Patreon account and finally be able to leave that job at the coal mine.*
*If you'd like to read more exclusive stories (this week's is a wonderful tale about suicide and a turd that won't flush at a dinner party), consider becoming a [**Patron**](https://www.patreon.com/psycho_alpaca)*! | r/psycho_alpaca | post | r/psycho_alpaca | 2017-06-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYY05IRU9zQVBOakZpWWRmZXpJenNmTXo4cUxRQnV3Nk05UkF3RU9obUZwbTFSVjllYjZLTFZGSWZyV1JVbUlfeWNJQ3REU1Y4QlNLdmNaSnF6ZVZyNnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFb0RSQWpWN25KLXVieFJYY2Nsa1dSeWtjOXp4SjNGM05teFl6eVdneUtjZTI5ZlZ1RWVvRkczNFk3d0VpdzJzYXlpSkdaaFpyWFg2b1p2MDg0RzZNOEozZm9zYVVCUWw4aExpeWN0N0p0NTVLYzRrN2tvbW9UY05PSDhxencyU2NxVDd5MGlEMzdWZDlpVHFJUDN2Q2w4YUdfS3pJTFJ6OVJESm41RVN0cFkxMlBEY0xxc05DTkxjR2diaFNkT0MyNk1KLXdOWFl4SlN5Nmh5cm8zc294dz09 |
Can we get downvote option for really bad things? | r/pcgiveaways | post | r/pcgiveaways | 2017-06-09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYVXlEUG9Iejg0LXVZc1J4bzJOUXJIak5JTnZ0SzBUN0lCWUVOdTJ0bHQ1WDlZN3hPMW5fQWhXLWxIR0d3QlVQZS0xRUhsdUJDUlNfbGNPZDExbkZqRVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFQk5wc0Z2YTh1WVRwdXVVVDA4SGFISnZrS3JfUk1KYkc4NmRsa1BuZjVENUIxcEQ1WEthc1A2SDNuQkR2MzUwdEpPUFNPT0xHS0xBZTFROEFfaE45dTR2YmJWMmRzLWhNZVktWEpmRmp2V1NLbDR4NVpiRXhsdDRVNXBvbExzNUZLNlFtbVBSYmRyZWlZZFp0bHNiRGZ3PT0= |
Brian assumed it was porn, because the folder was named DONOTCLICK and was hidden inside seventeen other
folders that all read DONOTCLICK like a Matryoshka doll of digital shame.
But alas, what was hidden in his brother Dave's computer was not porn, but a collection of videos of himself
staring at the camera. Brian studied the thumbnails and then clicked one at random.
*"Hi,"* his brother's face said, against a white background. *"My name is Dave and, if you're watching this, they've
killed me."*
Brian frowned. He raised the volume.
*"The lizard people are real. The president is one of them. I have unveiled their secret, and for that they are after
me. Like I said, if you're watching this, they caught me, and they're going to come for you next, so you have to
listen carefully. You need to –"*
"What is going on?"
Brian turned back and found Dave staring at him from the door. His brother's eyes went from him to the computer
screen, and then he froze. "Where did you find this?"
"Where I thought I was going to find porn," Brian said. "What the fuck is this, Dave?"
Dave rushed to the computer. "This is private!"
"No, no." Brian, who was much stronger than his younger brother, quickly stepped in front and defended the
computer. "You're explaining this."
"I have nothing to explain."
Brian turned back and quickly clicked another video. "What is this? A series of videos on lizard people? Are you one
of *those* guys?"
"No, Brian, I –"
The next video played. Same as the first, Dave facing the screen: "*Hi. My name is Dave and, if you're watching
me, the aliens have landed and I'm dead."*
"What the fuck…"
"Brian, please, I –"
Brian clicked a third one, fighting his brother off with his free arm.
*"Hi. My name is Dave and, if you're watching this, then it means that the zombies have taken me already."
Brian paused. "All right, you're gonna have to explain this, Dave."
Dave sighed and gave up trying to reach the computer. "Okay, okay. So, I recently got really into conspiracy theories…"
"… and?"
"And I figured... I know they're not *all* true, but at least one has got to be, right?"
"… okay…."
"So I decided to make goodbye videos for all of them, just in case."
Brian laughed and shook his head. "Seriously!?"
"Don't laugh!"
"Oh, God, Dave!" Brian clicked another video:
*"Hi. My name is Dave. If you're watching this, then it means that Bigfoot really does have internet access and
found out about my research on him. I beg you to tell my family that --*
*"My name is Dave, and if you're watching this, Stanley Kubrick did indeed fake the moon landing. And not only
that, he faked his own death too apparently, because I'm dead.*"
*"My name is Dave and, if you're watching this, I fell off the edge of the flat Earth. Who knew!?"*
"*Hi. My name is Dave and I have discovered the reason they sell hot dogs and buns in different quantities. If
you're watching this, the ketchup industry has had me killed already."*
"*Hi, I'm Dave and I have uncovered a conspiracy involving the television show Jackass, Smirnoff Vodka and the orthopedic cast industry."*
Brian couldn't stop laughing. "Jesus Christ, Dave… this is insane!"
"Yeah, well… one of these is bound to be right. And then when we get killed I'll have a video explaining everything
and you won't."
"I'm sorry, Dave, but there's no way in hell any of these are *ever* going to happen. I mean, listen to this!"
He clicked a random video. Dave's face popped up again onscreen:
*"Hi. My name is Dave and if you're watching this, then I am already dead. I have recently discovered that my brother and I are actually characters in a prompt response on Reddit with no real free will or drive. The author, a low-life degenerate by the name psycho_alpaca, is a known literary fraud who can never finish his stories properly without killing everyone in the scene, so I fear that my time is short. I need anyone who is watching this to --"*
Brian paused the video and stared at Dave, all laughter forgotten. Dave took a step back, panting. His eyes went wide.
"Oh my God…" Brian said, slowly. "You don't think –"
But then they died, and the last video on Dave's computer mysteriously vanished before anyone found it. | r/psycho_alpaca | post | r/psycho_alpaca | 2017-06-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYeWNxdXdpWGFiUkxMN2VERXB5VllLWFlRSXhuV1IzRHB3d3ZwbmNTbkNUTW5TM3gxRnFCX0ZkM1ctMFNzcDR4MkFYUm05TjZsVzNURThyY3pUeGRpTkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFSmZmNHZ0NllDR21xUFd5ZTlCYmRzclJaQnRNRVVnNXRIdUt0Y0lTNTBpRENvU2I3OUxFNHFOcU5SNW95TzJnaF8tcGY4NExtTzZDRFlaZk1faGpZdGJScFpGSjU2Qnl6V21uVnpCd2JzelNQeFA0Z0pxMFE2LV82UkdQOEszcEMtNXRva1FNYUhKRDhCUXVWNURnb2JQYnRWUnNqY2dCQTdCeXlCeUk4cWNoek9CcWxxMDRTejVZWmRJT3pqNjhZcG9TWnRDRmVNRl90VWIxa2JReVh0UT09 |
I just saw Jo Firestone (NY comedian) perform and she had a story that I thought was fun play on the idea of this sub. Forgive me, Jo, wherever you are, for my crappy paraphrasing.
"I went home with a guy on a date and when I got undressed he told me that I didn't have a butt. I was shocked -- I couldn't believe he would say that and all I could come up with was, 'If I don't have a butt, then where does all the diarrhea come from?'
I wish I could tell you guys that I thought of that in the moment, but I actually came up with it seven months later." | r/staircasewit | post | r/staircasewit | 2017-06-12 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYQlM5RnMxSlRaRjhER0ViQ0QwWVJEdm96YXBzM19zYTlHMTE4YXh3QnFERExSelFuX1puRFNRQ1dqamJtd0N3aUtUazc5X2ZhY2F0d0hxdDlXdGZheGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFY1ZQTTQtSFdIZkFHQWFVNjhhOGlRYnZCQTI3dmo2V2tzWHJSaDFnTnJsbmRLN1hHVzRwRXV6ejk0MWFTaTQ1U1ZWRmkzd2lLZ0RjYmRzeE5INDVJQldzcm85aHRKSC1PMnhnNHRod29wQ2IzZURRR2FjWjIzeXNxdDcyMFdFUGhHSVJ5eE4tNmZuTlN4dUlyeDFwbzFXM0lNSms4MU5ZY1ZZQnNYaXpXTUxzPQ== |
I wish she would do that on my dick | r/hannahferguson | comment | r/HannahFerguson | 2017-06-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYRU84clF6NjVsamFpUFZ6WFFic1FNZHZWUnY1eEZwZzlYYUhyWVdfUkw5TC13anU1X2lZTjZFTGowQktwZGlMYklsMW1xSVNULW9TckJsclRjOTFBQ3NDRFNoOUF3ZUNhb3BELWNXOTdYN1k9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFUDRjUGh4STY5cGlqN1lDb082Nk1VUDZwaEhYek0tM3FFY1U3ZUl1bmFuWkd6clptNldsaWYwSGx4MWZ3WTJtRlFqNHpUUlc3UE1kTDFlckMtckk1U0YyVUdua3Jack9vVENwaW1WSFNTRnVUdFY3QUlJd19SWHpiRGhJQmRqOWVUSkRmTk5pZ3REbEFjWnRiWHNNd2hwam5KSG80UTdhUTlPMEhCV245WmlVcDI4QjUtdDFiNlQ1UVoxODdpZGdI |
I was in highschool. There was a fire drill. I went outside and sat against a chainlink fence a bit apart from the other students, because I was too cool to just stand around aimlessly.
As I was sitting there, two girls came up to me. One of them stuck a tape recorder in my face and said "do you masturbate?"
I forget what my response was. probably something like "I guess. I mean, I have." (I hadn't).
I just now realized (five minutes ago) that the perfect comeback would have been "Well yeah, who elses standards are low enough to fuck me?" And possibly follow up with "you know what I mean? No? I thought we might have been in the same boat." with a reserve(ace?) of "have looked in a mirror recently?"
And yes, if anyone's wondering, I did just watch a bit by Bo Burnham. Is that cheating?
P.S. to all the grammer Nazis out there, consider me frickin' Belgium. I actually take a bit of pride, but I'm drunk, so, you know, have at it, or whatever. | r/staircasewit | post | r/staircasewit | 2017-06-14 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYamxUYmJKVGVWd3dlWUZaaHFEd1RYeFYyVWcwcDNhZGp2UzNwZ29BOVN5SFdtZFkxa21ubERLbnU3RmlRQTJUdG94RmgyVHBEU1JzM0FzUGMtaDMxdHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFVmV3ZjFuY2hsNjJyZGtvU0liQjlISFZrU24yTDZUdUttMlJPSUpGb2I2TFRRSllucllSekllMWxlUXJsbEsyM3lIb3ozSTdwU1ZQVk9iTWFkYy00NHMtYy1pWXhDeXNtbFZzSVhUSFViRUVXbkNQQnpZeHhwWlgtb2luYmVNSDdETkJXSkdKTFF1WG03SlJhNVVMTnQzQlFuWkhVV3JZa2RKSVdteS1FVms4PQ== |
Get the guy who got tackled new friends. | r/getthatguyabeer | comment | r/getthatguyabeer | 2017-06-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYU1pIUTdVS3ZiQThnaE5WT1dudmVUblYwSFdhNUlxS2JIUTVLaUtCSmJ5NGFubWJvWVQtWWtyM2lWM0tDWWN3VlpjeTViM2xJaUJ0a1hkZDVDRFFIVWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFUTJDZFJJZHNXbkdjNjhGcmdCQVRidDBJUlhxNkZ2RGg3TWktczBRbEJoZXY5d0I2YlEyMGNTbmhzQ2dQMEJLcjhNN05BMkJLOFlsUE85N3h3NEtQZzZDVGJwNld2NzRUOG1uZ2ZsaWtQdXRaQ0pLZkwxV25pbUN6dUg5ZFQ3VE1UX21kcHBla0JZTV9mbFU3NTRCcnB4VEpGQ2NhbXhsSWtvX2dPTzI2RXRRTzROOEMyam9FWl9sd0VnMFNJNTJfMS0ycWdmcF9GNXppM1YzYnFBVGpEdz09 |
When you won a giveaway, how were you contacted? Ive been entering giveaways for a couple of months but haven't won anything im pretty sure. But ive created a bunch of throwaway twitter accounts and other media so my main account isnt spammed with stuff i dont care about. So how were you contacted when you won something? | r/pcgiveaways | post | r/pcgiveaways | 2017-06-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYbjRYdkNfX0FKSEhCVUpfMkFpTG5wNXhFS1BSN3F3blRBeFJJOTlianduTXhFdFRhMGZqRERYcjVnb05YRjdrbzZRb3BfQThYXzBMZjItU2YxeGZOaEE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFTDZaNlZlNkNPSmp2SmtsVU9mb2lQNlJUcjlmdWM1RHVjbXo5YWNkZFBRVmVMOThtN1VlVEFsMEVxYWhDRDRVcDFJWmg4WVRHekJwUFBFbm44S2FReUxxeS1UamNmMjJoTkxtUklmXy1leHo4N0RiWmtMVF90TG0tbXAxdTRYd1EtdVNWcHlBdDVvLVJLMEIxblJGXzNIU3lKN1c5Qk1ZR0NrM3U1emE0QjNrOEpfNlNYZDA5R1A2RFdWV1FiQlozNG5ieUlqU0xyMElqaVdFVEJMeHMwUT09 |
I mean, it looks like he just got one | r/getthatguyabeer | comment | r/getthatguyabeer | 2017-06-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYZ0VjZTE2Slk0eHhNTU5QSnZKZ2NDWXNKNmZYQ3ZyU1haNGYyNTFmdWtoU19wOEt6b2RzM3BIYzhqXy13VFZlZUZSS0VuNWk0enpKaWFLZVRhUXFRYUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFZDhsb2lwTG13TE9YZFQ5N2NmNTBLSFZNa09MTXRjZ2ZJUjBwbFBDaXgxeWlBU1M0VlVaaW91dThqTTlmRDRNaXpILXFGOE1KOENLeXRGbHhTUmFCMmp6MHVhZ2hvNWlxYzd3cGFWSUNUVnlTMjBRZWxhMFNRRWF2Qnh0TVlOd2p3ZmtSRENCMGVKQzFuTnczMUV6a2QtTXFQbHAwWm9tSENIMHFWOWJ5QmRpQWVxV3I3QkNRSVVtdU01cVpDM3dzaXRjRS0xaEJXS3FjYkhCUm5ZOGItdz09 |
That's the other guy's beer. | r/getthatguyabeer | comment | r/getthatguyabeer | 2017-06-15 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYRldSUUhkc25TQWVhOGNqUk1DTmI0Y1NUblBqamJ6WnFTSjMyb1F4VFVyRm1pcUdTS3M1TlBsQ3VjSWZVcVE0QlpqaWwyQXB1Ukw2dk13ZGJpLXlKMkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFaE9Wdk1lbTBTamwzVm1Wb0pzdUktRldZeGJycGN0TkdUZlVRMWRxZE9TSWhfb2poSnhVYlBfVzZ5STRqVFIxVnVWN0stUTFfdkQ4a1N6ZWxWRVNXRlJXY29LXzl1Z1BSVXB0WGpEc3k5NXY1VUlmOUdTYThVaUVOdzN2eXN2XzF6d1hRS2ZxMEs3LVpMTUtJZU1xT2pKNVdEai1IT2FTUnljZzlfaXFsQ0JfcnJEc3hvYlpFUFlFeDN6MzdMZkc0OERSUXByZVkzaFhuelV0dkJtbGc5dz09 |
Hey there /r/InternetAMA/,
I’m MrSunBlock, San Francisco’s Free Sunblock Hero.
You can [learn more about me here](http://sfist.com/2015/08/17/mr_sunblock_intvw.php).
In a couple of hours I’ll be answering questions about why I give out sunblock for free and why I don’t like pants. It’d be slick to hear your questions too!
Get your questions ready and I’ll answer them over in /r/SkincareAddiction once the thread goes live at 11:30am EDT (8:30am PST) | r/internetama | post | r/InternetAMA | 2017-06-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYTDFuaW5wblNoMS0xaEwybzJvUGNiQ2I1OW5HLXpKM0J6SUJUcWJZbDdpd1NEUmhEWXpybjZrZ2prWmhKamlScG1XQng0OTlkNlpWRkVMTkRkMmNkT0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFel82ejFSbFJ6c3dGU2NCaVZXWGVqYnczbWJqWnMyWVNTV1lRWmlsMlBzdVZ2MVNfbFpIaTJldl9VT2JfZmtxUkpvTkpzYW5nRHZBS0Z3Q3VOcXlJcy15ZlRoWlFvVGlYcVM1OTEtQVpCMF9aNF82eGRzSjdMUHp6WlFnRmRWaVdQa2h5Xy1kQzZtRm5OU2ljeDNvVUxkVW8wZVN0eWtNN0ZPTlh6NzBQZzFCZk1MZTdSZjJPWmQ1Wl9mX0NXejFxVTJmUUJwdC11VnpIVjVTNmU0X3VOdz09 |
**CHAPTER 1**
*Booze.*
Marylou needed booze.
Any booze. A tall boy would do. A fifth of a fifth of vodka. A goddamned apple cider.
Anything.
One drink and she'd be good as new, ready to face another day of re-boarding the
windows. Of breaking doors into wood for warmth and light. Of ransacking the cafeteria
next door. Of roaming around endlessly the once-crowded-now-deserted halls of Kennedy
High in that perpetual seesaw she lived now, oscillating from bored to terrified to bored to
terrified, depending on the weather.
Not that the weather was ever good. But there were several levels of bad. Several
instances of the Storm, ranging from I-might-die' to I'm-probably-gonna-die' to
'I'm-definitely-gonna-die'. Tonight, the rain was somewhere between the last two options.
She closed her eyes and listened to the thunderclapping of the raindrops, loud like bugs
smashing against the glass pane over her head. A distant thud informed her that a
window board had given in, somewhere on the other side of the building.
"Welcome, Ghosts," she said. "Please, make yourselves at home."
It was a joke, the kind she had to tell herself every so often to keep the fear at bay. She didn't believed in the Ghosts. Had never seen one. Had never met anyone who had seen
one, or anyone who knew anyone who had seen one. Any Ghost stories she knew were
always a-friend-of-a-friend's. Third hand at best.
And Marylou wasn't exactly the kind of girl that could easily be convinced of the
existence of invisible rain-monsters that roam the endless storm, waiting for a chance to
suck your insides out through your every hole.
But you don’t have to believe in something to be scared of it. Like her grandma Teresa
used to say: *Yo no creo en brujas, pero que las hay, las hay.*
I don't believe in witches, but they exist nonetheless.
Marylou felt a coarse touch against her skin and pulled back, startled for a second, her mind
still on the image of invisible shadows roaming around the rain. Then she relaxed.
"Hey, there, Evil Noodle," she whispered, relieved and feeling a bit silly. "You got any beer
in you?"
The ball python coiled around her wrist and she brought it up to eye level. It raised its
tiny head and seemed to look Marylou right in the eye. Tongue flashing in and out of its
mouth every couple of seconds, as if checking for food.
"Yeah, I'm hungry too," Marylou said. The snake bluff charged her. She didn't flinch.
"What? At least you got your rats. Stop complaining."
The snake trailed down her chest and leg, dropping down to the floor and dancing away
towards the dark of the corridor ahead.
"You'll be back," Marylou said, faking a soap opera voice. "You always come back, my
love!"
And true that was, but not because of Marylou. She knew the snake's loyalty was not to
herself, but to the fire. Snakes can't make bonfires out of doors and chairs, but they do
feel cold. Or at least Evil Noodle did, because it kept coming back every night to ball up
near the fire, eyes up to her now and then as if inquiring about the marshmallows.
Then, after warming up enough, it would crawl away back into the darkness, because
snakes also can't be afraid of Ghosts or the end of the world.
Marylou watched the snake fade away in the misty darkness ahead. With her used-to-be-a-teacher's-desk-leg wooden stick, she poked the fire.
It wasn't yet morning, but days and nights were very much alike anyway, and the seesaw
was down to the boredom side of Marylou, so she got up to fix the window.
The rain was blasting like carnival drums outside, even worse than before. Looking back,
Marylou saw the glass pane rattling like crazy, and hoped it would hold, at least for the
night.
That was the last window still intact in the whole building. If she had to board it, she'd
lose the outside world completely.
She dipped the wooden stick into the flame until its tip blazed. Held it in front of her face,
deep breath, and charged slow steps into the darkness of the hallway. An explorer
creeping into a cursed tomb.
The golden light brought to life her old school in a five feet radius around her, changing
with every step, but consistently eerie and unfamiliar. Six months were enough to make
strangers out of the most familiar things, given the circumstances. And Kennedy High was
definitely a stranger now, all broken into pieces and debris and rumble.
The light danced over metal lockers, tumbled over drinking fountains, chairs, desks, lamps,
doorknobs -- everything rusty and dented and ruined. To her left, the few doors she
hadn't yet brought down for fire stood ajar, their cracks revealing a solid darkness inside
the silent classrooms.
*This is where I had Math.*
*This is where I had English.*
*This is where I made out with Jonathan Lewis.*
Every noise would bring her to halt. Every crack of the fire might have come from the darkness behind, or ahead, or to her sides, and she kept reminding herself:
*The Ghosts aren't real. The Ghosts aren't real. It's just rain.
*
Crack, and she'd look back. Just the wind. Maybe a tree collapsing outside. Maybe a
manhole bursting open. Maybe Evil Noodle, the bastard.
She reached the bend of the corridor and turned right into the main hallway. In the
distance, a pale moon framed in wood revealed the exposed window hole. Even from that
far and in the dim light, Marylou could see the rain washing into the hallway like a showerhead turned on just outside. Heavy and steady and merciless, the way the Storm had been since the start.
More confident, she fast-stepped towards the window until the fire light flashed down on
the plywood board on the floor. Soaked and cracked, but not broken.
She took a step towards it, then stopped herself just short of the shower.
*The Ghosts aren't real. The Ghosts aren't real.*
She took a deep breath, then another. A flash of a faceless shadow, just a mouth and a
wet clicking noise, crept into her brain.
*It's just rain. Get over yourself, you little bitch.*
Marylou paused, pushing the Ghosts away from her thoughts. The raindrops blasted hard
against the board by her feet. Fire and moonlight joined to give her view of the whole
path of the shower, from the window to the floor, uninterrupted and dense, almost a
vertical river.
One. Two. Three.
She stepped in, grabbed the board and crossed to the other side, cowering behind the
torrent, her back against the wall. Soaked, the flame dead on her torch, but safe.
The relief of being out of the rain washed over her like warm chocolate. *No Ghosts. No
Ghosts. Just cold.*
She found two of the three nails on the floor. With her dead torch as hammer, she
boarded the window best she could with what she had, and made a note of looking for
more nails in the morning.
She started back down the corridor, now with no fire as guide. It took five steps for the
darkness to envelop her full, and soon she was zombie-walking at half speed, one hand
feeling the emptiness ahead, the other running along the wall.
She looked back at the window for perspective. Once. Twice. Three times.
Her hand touched something. Cold. Wet. For a second only, then nothing. She turned
quick and waved her hand.
Complete darkness. Not even the shape of her nose between her eyes.
"Who's there?"
Nothing from the dark.
"I have a… wild animal!" She thought of Evil Noodle. "And a wooden stick! Still hot!"
A screech of the floor tiles reached her, hard to tell how far, but not very.
*There are no brujas. There are no brujas.*
*Even if there are brujas, these particular Ghost-brujas live in the rain, and it's not raining
in here, you dim-witted bitch girl. Man up, it's probably just a murderer.*
She risked another step. Nothing. The silence was back, a high-pitched note weighing on
her ears. Everything around her dark -- an ocean of tar. No sense of direction, of
distance. She took another step. She hoped she was reaching the bend of the corridor,
the concrete still cold against her left hand. A quick glance behind: a sliver of moon escaped from the cracks of the distant boarded window. It couldn't be far now.
Marylou turned back to the darkness. One more step.
*No brujas. There are no brujas.*
The wall disappeared from under her hand as she reached the bend of the corridor. Something grabbed her wrist.
____
**[Read all the other chapters here (it's free)](https://www.wattpad.com/story/83738747-storm)**
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I'll bet someone gold that the mods will treat this thread like my *father treated me.
*it should be noted I actually had a healthy relationship with my father and am just playing the absent father trope for comedic effect, and I am now effectively killing that joke by explaining it whilst also defending my actual relationship with my father, and by making an unneccessarily long post note about the aforementioned joke. I do this shameful behaviour mostly because the que times between competitive matched in Heroes of the Storm take too long and I have too much time to kill between matches. I could be reading a book or making progress in Zelda on the Switch while I wait, but I choose to instead write stupid crap here while I wait for my next match to start. Ideally I should go outside and mow the lawn. But I should sharpen the blades on my lawnmower first, as it isn't exactly cutting the grass as effectively as it should. It's kind of a pain to get the blades off though. A match is starting now, so hurray. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-19 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYZGdDMklCMkNkTjg1Z2tneWw1N3JubjZtSDJTbHNWSDFNOWdWWU1WQW9IR2h2cmNGQkJ3RFpEZk5wTDNNaVp0dVY1eUVuRTdJc3pQcDM4MVp4cWE3M0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFVmlsUUhVclhKUzlYYnJCODhJQU5SR1VfdVU1RmM2bEpaZHZ4dHRJS2Y0MEJCYWR4bWhtemhvZmNRT1c5bk5zLWVKNE9PdWdfTnZTOWRnQW5WZXZSTG5lbXU1SEsyQUFwUUMxd2hpMGNaT3RCSEZLT3NHcmVuQlFYeXZlTnBSLXVpU3A1c0NvS0lEclZ1Q21zV1dxd0ItVHRwYXpoS0ZkWDRKNUFnMjFRZGU2QXl4MnZoc05BcHBKWlcyUl93RDJXV1hOOWZMeU11OENMcV9fN2FnYllESTJkWVktOGRkRkNDTllWcHZ5MGVLND0= |
Shut up and mow your lawn. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-20 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYTmdzOWIybUFEdmpPMXY5Nmw5MUYwbVpxSG01SV8tLVFhc0IxQmNLUGxXbTBFNEhrTW5ERk5WR2lhTC1NVWZOamFUc20yOXBhVm9UYU1kQ09ya3hRNWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFamtDaFYySEZCQ2RfUmdnRkJXOTVFSE9VcnRKbnNRMnFfU1ZMRnRjNTlHdDRpN2dBOXZZMVYwb0I5ZV90bU1sQmZ2b3VPRndIWTBnT2FfWTFKelRGdkxlNEVxNmpnLTQ5RGJJcERta3hiUXJLaVlTT1hvN1didllKVkx2aGdVbmxWclIxY2s5NVN4SF9LcEtmS2VxYU9Xdmlid0RHdnVGVmR6OXFaaGdkRVUtQjRaQWxicGN5NnlzUE9JLUFMMUZ6bkkyb1k0YzdLS3R4d1FhSFZ5RzZQcFRPNThIMnpERm9OVlZTVFZSZzFFWT0= |
Lord Evil hovered over the street between two buildings, his cape fluttering behind his back, his fists resting on his
hips, a dark smile across his face.
Under him, chaos and destruction as he used his powers to destroy the city.
I arrived late, and a team of policemen were cowering behind a collapsed building, at a loss of what to do.
"Hey, hey, hey, guys! I'm here!" I stopped, panting. "Okay, who's in charge?"
"Who the hell are you!?"
"The superhero."
The police officers exchanged glances. "The superhero?"
"Yes. Look, there's no time for that, okay? New York is being destroyed, a dude in a cape is hovering above the city
and pretty soon a beam of light will shoot up towards swirling clouds in the sky. This is obviously a superhero story."
"Are you sure?" One of the cops asked.
Another one frowned. "Are studios charging more for people to watch this in 3D even though nobody wants it?"
"No," I said. "It's not going to be *exactly* like every superhero story, but --"
"Are women wildly underrepresented and/or objectified?" another added, confused.
"Is Zack Snyder making everything gritty for no reason?" a third pondered.
I shook my head. "Okay, stop. Dude, just trust me! This is a superhero story." Lord Evil cast a laser on a passing-by bus and it exploded. "We gotta act fast, dude!"
"Okay…" the tallest of the officers stepped forward. "I'm in charge. My name is Officer Smith. What's the plan?"
I looked up at Lord Evil. "Well… normally you'd all do absolutely nothing while a team of witty misfits in ridiculous outfits comes together to battle the evil lord, even though, you know, the police has machine guns and the army has fucking nuclear weapons and they are both clearly more qualified than, say, a billionaire in a bat suit or a guy who's good with a bow and arrow." I paused. "But I'm a different kind of superhero, so we'll have to improvise."
"Dude, this is getting upsetting. Just tell us what your power is."
"Okay. Okay. I have a different power every day of the week." I checked my list. "Today it's…" I paused.
"What!?"
I looked up from my list. "All right, you'll have to trust me, Officer Smith. Go over to Lord Evil and kill him."
Smith waited. "How?"
"It doesn't matter. Just do it." I took a step forward. "Look, my power is it doesn't matter what I ask of you, you
can accomplish it. So if I say 'kill Lord Evil' and you go to do it, you'll do it."
"But he's hovering in the air! I can't fly!"
"It doesn't matter, man." I put an arm around his back and we both looked up at Lord Evil. "All you have to do is
agree with me and… go do it."
"How do I even 'go do it'?"
"DUDE, I DON'T KNOW. JUST SAY 'OKAY, I'LL KILL HIM'."
"This makes no sense."
"Oh, because Batman traveling across the world with no money or passport after he escaped prison in Dark Knight Rises was a beacon of logic."
"Good point."
I sighed. "Okay. Forget the other superheroes. Let's focus. Just try to punch him. Just go under him and attempt to punch him. You'll find the strength to fly or your punch hill reach him up there or something. It doesn't matter. If I tell you to kill him with a punch and you attempt it, it will work, because that's my power. I don't know *how* it will work, but it will work. So trust me. Just do it."
Smith looked around at his peers, then at me. Behind him, the city burned and collapsed. "Are you sure about this?"
"I know this is a weird power and it's not based on the features of an exotic animal, which is unusual for superheroes," I said. "But trust me. It works."
He nodded. He turned his back on his friends. Grandiose music played as he stepped forward, confident, afraid but ready. Debris and cinder blocks and fire rained around him. People ran in the opposite direction, desperate. But he was ready.
When he stopped right under Lord Evil, the man's shadow towering over him, I yelled: "KILL HIM WITH A PUNCH!"
Officer Smith looked up against the sun… and punched the air.
And absolutely nothing happened.
He turned back to look at me. "It didn't work! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Lord Evil picked him up and lifted him over the remaining buildings and then, from this great distance, dropped him
back onto the ground, where he promptly exploded and turned into a stain of flesh, blood and bones on the ground.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?" One of his friends asked me, turning back.
I checked my list. "Ah, shit," I said. "Tomorrow's power is 'anything I say happens'. Today was just 'good
persuasion.' Sorry, guys."
Lord Evil laughed an evil laugh. And then a big beam of light exploded towards swirling clouds in the sky. | r/psycho_alpaca | post | r/psycho_alpaca | 2017-06-21 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYN0NyR29DVFRZUXgycXdUZVg0b2xFazI3VkM5Y1hEQzNwV3NtX3pfOEppZlp4T2k4dEdxMFNUOVRpM3E2X2NTd3dnLVVqMUpqUlFIT0Z4MHFhb19pbHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFMnZVakpPOE5hQmVZcld4UWsxcUkwS2tvSXRKSVhQZ2V2UTMyZUdpYWVVcTg0bDBQUTJMczlqTTZxNDBXd29JN3p5eEtuSHRBdmZidVg2d2hfUGhWRUgtTXBuR3dIOHNXeDc2TnFyTVZOV3c5cGRRanVHNDVuQXdaYlNZRF9ZdnJBeE9uOEJ2RVlpb05QSmJINVN0Y3ptNk9mdVlVWFBQYmxvYi10YzhCTGJZM21OSjJLVTlaUmtueU40VGFrMkVG |
A random buzzfeed post:
[5 Reasons We Go On Vacations] (https://www.buzzfeed.com/sukhisthename/the-top-5-reasons-we-go-on-vacations-306gy?utm_term=.icLE6o3aQ#.uwVz3lZEn)
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[clickfeed ](https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/hey-guys-dont-microwave-your-pee-in-a-7-11?utm_term=.hgv9NNG9b7#.oppP44mPeX) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2017-06-22 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYbGd6bmVlTXdGb1Q3MEVXc0d5czV4bVFKS0tsT0x3Y1NlZzM0NVFZWldfNlJUdmVodjRNWHAtRVNCYmNxTDRsem5yQVFGSDBFRXBDTGpiZGIxbnpQNUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFT0hISjhDZUdtNWV0cDJjSzZVc25SdVZ3QW9HQjVORHJ3bDgtMzdTbjN6a3BNTl93amVLekpoTTMxX1huelRhMk1aVllaaDFSenRYOXNxUGl5M1JHQWZQZE5pNm5Xa244LXE2WWVfWFpoRUtYRlJDSDdXTENWUWJLV09wTUdiRVhER2hTVUVTSjVrOFlMdVhMb2FxbjdnSGRkdFBCYm9GVWl0ek1hWUxicUJBZ3oxeFJxWmItY28ycUhkRzN6LWVRMkZNbHY0U2t3cFhvdmdwVkJqQWtSUT09 |
Whelp, even messaging the mods got nothing. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYd2tFZDVkZU1VNmllRExlekhiSy01QTNyUURmTkJ3dXAyNjktcm8wVmt6YUZfdEtKX0F2WnAzUzZ1aEdUTFkxLWRMeUF2Mk5BU3FRem81S3V5aWtqOVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFT0FUS0NSMFJKd1hxY2M3TjMzTTNDVjVFUnBVelM0RlkzSmRzQ0ZldmxKYkZVWlVPdHYxQXkwcGtYNFpwbHZWX011eTNqQzJNU3BBTXJISmctWVZDeXhIMVlxZGVpc0NLOUJ4dERFTFlyZG10aEwyVmVZNDJDaTA5MWlvS0pWZzRuWGFCdWxCRlR1bTFWSl8tQVNxZEtnRXd0QzZmMWlYeHhyNTFoY3pDc2xycHZQaEdVUEZGOWM5RG92Z1hDUkhnMHRTc2VmUTd0MWNUSndsUU1CM2pGMW93Nm5QYjMzTzFuWTFFRnBpaUZOND0= |
[DeefEloh](https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/a-game-of-inches) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2017-06-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYNVFUaVZSV095V1huNmhMaFlMNzVoQjlybERwU3VrbndWN0RGTE9ydVBUMkdONHJMbTYzc2xMalVUeXcxRi0tem9qeTIzUm1RWVFia1RZbzVOanRLcGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFSHFsNi1zNnh1RjVjV045a2Y3bVF1WTVvUU8zRG0zV2FMTlJvZ1ZJNWxzXzJZSm84ckxUNXpVQThyV3ZnaVY2ZWVxZ3ZVZ0k4V1hEbmgwUDNPcm9hVlFqQWY3YjJjYTUtTFh4YjZnWDJaMDRKSWNDbXMzVzh1QVdaQnNNRUpYdk1Bc0w1MHMyS09VZlc3YktFQVRXNWpsMEZpelJHYjBRRzZIS3NzTWxvN2FXZzdyTG1XREVpYWQzcnpCZEw5czJ1NHdUZmFuUVBfbG1hRlA2Nnk5NGU5QT09 |
The ten-year-old e-mail was followed by a black screen with one button at the center. It read 'Call Your Past?'
The question mark was what intrigued Adam. That and he was just the right amount of drunk, high and
depressed. He stretched the laptop across the sea of empty Dorito bags and beer bottles that was his living room
floor, sat down in front of it and clicked 'Yes'.
And his face showed up onscreen. His twenty-three-year-old face. Ten years in the past.
Both Adams stared. Neither sure of what to say.
"Wow," his younger version said, finally. "You look like shit, bro. I barely knew it was you. Well, barely knew it was me, actually. Well… you know what I mean."
Adam brought his hand to his mouth. It was him. Really him there. He had no memory of that call… or did he? It
was all fuzzy from the alcohol. From the drugs. From the sadness.
His twenty-three-year-old self looked handsome. Clean. His hair. God, Adam loved that hair.
"You've balded at the same rate you let your beard grow, dude," Young Adam said. "What the hell happened to
you?"
Adam just stared. "Are you… are you… really…?"
"Really you? Well, I clicked a 'Take Call From Your Future' button, so I guess yes." His young self shook his head. "Though… if I knew what I'd look like ten years from now, I wouldn't have called."
Adam stretched and kicked a half-full bottle of bud. He grabbed it before it all dripped. He took a sip and it trickled down his beard. He blinked red eyes at the screen.
He realized he had absolutely nothing to say to his young self. Nothing positive. Nothing that could help.
"Huh… look, man… I was gonna ask you some pearls of wisdom or some shit," Young Adam said, "but it's clear you
have some shit to figure out there, and I don't think you're really the best person to be giving advice… so I'm
gonna hang up now, okay? Whatever it was that happened to me in these next ten years, I don't even wanna
know, cause Jesus Christ it looks ugly…"
Adam sniffed. He blinked. He was confused. He sipped his beer. Was this real? Was this the drugs?
"So… see you, future, trashy, drunk, weird me," his young self said, and reached for the laptop to hang up the call.
"Wait." Adam grabbed the laptop. His eyes were unfocused. His head was heavy. "Wait."
"What is it, hobo-me?" Young Adam laughed.
"Can I… can I see them? Please?"
"Them? Who the hell is them?"
Adam counted inside his head. Twenty-three… she would have been six months old then, give or take.
"Emily," Adam blurted. "And Jessica."
"My wife? My daughter? What the hell do you want with them? Go talk to your own family."
"Please? Just for a minute."
Young Adam puffed his cheeks. He bit his lips. "All right. But quick, okay? I don't want my daughter looking at you
for too long. You look like a mug shot come to life."
He left the frame. Adam sipped the warm beer. There was a cigarette butt inside the bottle. He was dizzy. Everything spun. How high was he? How much did he take?
When was the last time he had smiled?
There was movement onscreen, and, a second later… there she was, just like Adam remembered her.
Emily.
Beautiful. The kind eyes. The long hair. The smile. Everything. Everything just the way it was.
And Jessica. The baby. So tiny. So small. Adam could smell them, almost. Could feel their touch. Could almost remember.
Could almost smile.
"Hi…" he blurted, between tears.
Emily looked off-screen. "Who the hell's this guy, honey?"
From out of frame, Young Adam answered, "Just my future self. Say hi and then let's go. We're late."
Emily turned back to the camera and smiled a shy smile. She waved.
Adam choked. He bit his hands to stop from crying. He waved back.
They were so beautiful. So very beautiful.
"Well… okay... bye then, future Adam," Emily said. She left and, a second later, Young Adam took to the screen. "All right bro," he said. "Gotta go. Keep rocking the… party life, I guess, by the looks of your apartment."
Adam sniffed. He touched the laptop screen. He stared at his younger self.
He pulled a breath.
And then he said, "Drive carefully."
But he knew his young self wouldn't listen. | r/psycho_alpaca | post | r/psycho_alpaca | 2017-06-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYMTIxek9YVVZEVm8tY0FJSXhfSHY5U0hjd1NScnpYb2xvc0NaelBpN1h2XzRUYWh1WUtZcHZLOU11T29UQ3dOMUtNZmp3clVQRUllVVJDRDFoNnUtSUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFWW9pWU1DcTJIeHdoWXl6TnNIc1RQVVlVZWRPRXhLWVhPaXhNVlVQZUhfa2ZKSVh6ejhURHF3ZnljeV85VzlDR2FNSzJGUkRsOEgzN05veTQtZi10QjNGeEZqdC1iNkhOa0FJVFRxempYSjVhSnhBeWNoSzc5SVYtX3phV09zMVdkQ0dHUGtvNmxfRkh4UmNoNVl1LUl5NmM5MzhIeDU4dlJicnJyRjNnVTA1ZHFMVUhLWEpVYTNkMnVIbXRNVDJpQW9FVFEzNTRkNVpKZ0Q5aklHSnhIUT09 |
So - a few weeks ago - it was the school's debating society's last debate of the academic year where we do less serious motions (e.g. 'This House is holding out for a hero,' 'This House would rather be beautiful instead of rich.' etc.)
The motion was 'This House would rather study STEM subjects instead of humanities.'
The penultimate speaker (pro-STEM) outlined the paradox between 'jobs' and 'humanities' subjects and stressed the practicalities of an engineering degree. Then, the final speaker (pro-humanities) stressed the importance of humanities in 'understanding how people work.' The aforementioned penultimate speaker quickly interjected: 'you know what doesn't make people work; humanities!!'
Damn, I wish I was this sharp.. | r/staircasewit | post | r/staircasewit | 2017-06-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYRm56cTBCbHpGZ3RhdzhCTFBmV1BrMVR2amRCelpvX2pRN3lWV0JZU0JGNW1iUzVIMnplS2pmb3JMQU1jSkQ1bkpnZmRRQklMajhBZlE5U241cjRJdkE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFeXdFbGJYUWR6c2FnUmFQcHlhUGFEY19PbmkxV3VPT1FLdlB4eTVSUTFhdkxOZTkyYWFPRFZxUUNybHVaTEhfeDJMdUJOellEd0NDemVRdUI1MkdZRDl4ZFRYcUdwcC1meUxxblR5ZHlmVmlqZWpMN2NLRm92U3dYOGpGc2VfOVBRUTRjdnpXQUNNS2tRVDlYVVFWbVBLQ1Y5cEpBQ1ZSdlF1Zk8yTFROd3lxd0hjcnJSXzhNWjhVS1pMQk9aNnQy |
Bill was having a beer with Al Capone, Shakespeare, Genghis Khan and the first dog to go to space when he broke down in tears.
"What's wrong?" Al Capone asked, behind a foam mustache from his pint.
"He gets like that when he drinks," Socrates, who had just joined them, said. "I've seen it before."
"Remind me again," Genghis Khan interrupted, "who the hell is this guy?"
Bill just cried. They were at one of the space colonies, at the local tavern. The people around them – the real, live people – couldn't see them.
"He's no one," Jack the Ripper added, taking a seat by Bill. "Not famous. So... did we start the meeting yet?"
"Every ghost here is famous," Khan said. "No one survives thousands of years if they didn't do something big."
"True that," said Da Vinci, from the corner of the bar, by Cleopatra's side.
"Well, Bill's just Bill," Jack the Ripper said. "Isn't that right, Bill?"
From his place at the edge of the table, Bill just cried.
It was the annual 'Ghosts Over 1,000 Years Old meetup'.
"What's wrong with him, then?" Jesse James asked, from the counter, his lips around a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
"Why is he crying?"
Shakespeare nodded towards the end of the tavern, at a faraway table by the window opening to the dotted blackness of the galaxy spinning just outside. "Them. He's crying because of them."
A young couple sat there.
"Who are those?"
"*That* is Artemis, she's a living girl, you know, from the current time," Shakespeare said. "And the one across from her is… I don't know, her date, I guess."
The others watched. The girl – Artemis – chatted lively with a handsome man in military outfit. One of the colony's
captains, probably. Young, but very tall.
At the mention of Artemis' name, Bill cried harder.
"And, what?" Genghis Khan said, "is he like into her or something?"
"Dude, he's a ghost," Michelangelo added. "Of course he's not into her."
"Sorry I'm late guys, I thought you said Colony 19, not 29," Theodore Roosevelt had just arrived. He took a seat by Homer's side. "So… what are we talking about this month? Oh… who's this?"
"It's Bill. Apparently." Genghis Khan shrugged. "He didn't conquer any land or cured any illness. I don't get it either."
"Okay… Bill never attends these meetings, guys," Shakespeare said. "Because he's not like us. He's the only ghost
that's lived over a thousand years without being famous. He doesn't feel at home. And… well, he's always afraid
that… *this* will happen." He nodded towards the girl Artemis again. "That he'll run into her."
"Will someone explain to me who the fuck that girl is, please!?" Gandhi, who always got like this after a few drinks,
uttered, slamming the table. He burped.
"Artemis is the great-great-great," Jack the Ripper paused for breath… "great-great… add several more greats
there… granddaughter of a French girl named Celine."
At the mention of this name, Bill hid his face between his hands and sniffed loudly.
"Celine was Bill's summer love in high school, like, a LOT of years ago," Shakespeare added, his voice wrapped around something like envy… like he wished he'd himself have written the love story they were telling Khan.
"And things didn't really work out between them," Socrates said. "Celine had to move back to France, she was
staying in the USA for the summer only."
"What the fuck is a USA?" Genghis asked.
"Okay, I take offense in that," Christopher Columbus said, returning from the bathroom and pulling up a chair. "I told you about the New World already like a thousand times, Genghis."
"The point is…" Shakespeare continued, "Bill was never happy again. Couldn't get married. Could never find a girl like Celine. She was... the one."
"Celine, however, did find a man back in Paris and started a family. You know, eventually."
"But apparently she never forgot Bill either…"
"Because she'd tell the story of her American summer love to her daughter every night…"
"... who thought the story was so beautiful she told it to *her* daughter…"
"... and so on and so forth…"
"… for fifteen thousand years…"
"… and hence why Bill can't die. The story is still going strong."
Silence took over the table. On the corner, they could see Artemis leaning forward, telling something to her date.
A story, perhaps.
"And the sad part is," Shakespeare said, in a low voice, "that since Bill never had a family…"
"… he had no one to tell the story to…"
"… and so Celine isn't alive anymore…"
"… because you have to be remembered by someone other than your family, naturally, otherwise the world would
be crawling with anonymous ghosts…"
"… so because he loved her so much that he could never find anyone else…"
"… and because their love story was so beautiful that it survived 15,000 years in Celine's family…"
Bill burped…
"… Bill's getting drunk now," Genghis Khan finished, understand at last. "Holy shit. That's heavy."
Bill got up. He cleaned his eyes. "I gotta pee," he said, slowly.
In her corner, Laika barked sadly and in Russian.
Bill dragged himself towards the bathroom. The ghost table watched him go, in silence. By the window, Artemis' date was saying, "Wow, that's such a beautiful story…"
Genghis would deny it later, but Michelangelo, who was sitting nearby, swear he heard an emotive sniff. | r/psycho_alpaca | post | r/psycho_alpaca | 2017-06-26 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYVk9ndFRiTXQwUzBOUE4xdjVXcUk5QmlNeEp2c3lKQTk2U2szVUtXTzFpcTEtT1FqWDFUN3BYYWpzTUVKWnd2VFVvd3dNMWtqVVNGYUo1eG84dXhrOHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFbkd1Vnk0QzlFeWtIVVBST1BPbE45YlB4d21yTmJiekV5TXZQZTFwWXhwNlFwaF9yZlMyR0k0VWJ2aVFWcjZBcEdQVnFhS2lkQW1EN2VFbWxDa1Y3QzV4NFhOMVJVU0o4ZDJwY0w5T0cwOEI1LVZZY3E5WjdkMWFDYjdjN0w5M2U5TV9JRFFrT29WVnQwdllvcWxPX0FpckZ4WmVyaVBkY2N2ZG9WMHhHSy1mWEFwck9kMnlZQ014S09UaW84TjRVbS1ianMxQXMtRzlEOExHSjV3YlFTQT09 |
I was listening to a podcast about trauma surgery today, and the surgeon mentioned that his trauma department is actually one of the biggest money makers for the hospital. This is in contrast to others that I have heard about in which it costs the hospital money to run the service. Which is the case at your hospital, and why do you think that is? | r/trauma | post | r/trauma | 2017-06-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYY3ZVVWpFS0w0dnJwR1B1NjBlWm5pc2VMdU1zUkFOeFRUeHNkbjhLQUhPckxpU1lRTGpsTGpXRGxTNGM2U2sxLWZZdU1kQTYzM3VpVXhJWUNjRHdVV3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFbnduWk95R241cmxRaV9YZmdnaS1ld3J2b05Pb3NUNHNRMmtGZ3JyTVRDMXNDTkFWeDBhS0JzT3MtdHlwejl2UkE4MmxPTkJXSGZXakNLOU5Rcy1uNHplRGhjampRRGp5M2VvNkwxd083MmJXTHhhU1JqbGZjVWMzMmp2dWFZZ1gxOWtvMjN0NWdMUlVaLUl6Q0FMR2xYRkdMU0o5RTc4dFNGVUJxVngxTi11YlZNaVhka096SnM3aDFMNGEzQl9Pa0stV3drOTVyX2xiZ1hhTjFVa2owdz09 |
Am i reading this right bitmex june 30th futures are trading at a steep discount to index ($30). Buy the june and sell at market... | r/cryptoarbitrage | post | r/cryptoarbitrage | 2017-06-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYTVhRUEVYaWFhclZzMTFzc3NBaWVobmVDUllDeXU1RUZvVHpST2h0alN5WkM1WXcxUUg5bHJBQmFlaG9SMHVEWW5ad21vWUVVeVNCb1RNZlNNNUVGaHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFY1dQMW8xUU1zVENuNUdBV0tQcURtTWVOZzM1Yy02SFF2OTl0TTVIQU9qSWxKT0hNaGd0ejR0ZUc2eTRnd3dqZXRpRThrZE1zTWpwNmpBekhZQVVQMXV1YURvMXRidGhtcWNMVFE3RmlTNkFyMFRjaXhRNnBDdmtDTzV2ZzJkNVZXNzN3enpTMzRTeGFma2YycjIyTk1WWm5JZUNLaVFXczlXNHhSRDBZb1ZFMWhjeHhMa3NveVNiVkdnYmJXcGtE |
https://www.bitmex.com/app/contract/XBTM17 | r/cryptoarbitrage | comment | r/cryptoarbitrage | 2017-06-28 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYUDlUUUwxY3AwN0tZeGhKbGhYY1YzSk1LZlVXSG5RdldyT3BmLS1STUxaa0tKby1OODFtSHQ3UldtQTRzOHFZOE0waHNVcGdKRXZ6WDdDN2pNa1A1Z2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFWElvV2NKbmlIb0YwY19GSHZmaUt2cC1SZ2c3VDRkd3E5TlFMeV9TOEJUdTVLVjJZN1VkbkV5YlIwckhzNVNRUzZ1em9DNGEyQTVWd3ROUHRSR3ZnOEVFbWZNTTFfNzZoV3hNMDVIR2taMlNxMmViMU1xbFBOa2RpbXhJMjhoRmMxcUo0aXJDbUpOaDVkUm9hbUQ3dndPOGFScXF4d3h6ZkUyZG5HVFhhLTFtWk1ZQjRLUzI2VEtBSzhhZER0b3FM |
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Why does it smell like wildfire and diesel? | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-06-29 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYbGdmQTlRNE1FX25uUjJCZkpjaW1zNk5XUWROc3drMXRwcXgtUGlrNDJTazRQSGczSFBIWkxzdmNHa0tuUW1oWW5wLXA0a0tBeExpNTgtcTFEeHZpT2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFRDRUM1NWYUpmQnBVRWZMYm1sN3U3Q1Z2czU1eE14dmg1cXBtNHY2czlYWDQwZG1mVGJ5ZDBKTGRmUXNvNkJMRWpldmN4MnFBUXVZOVVrLVVoaHZXbjdFOVpJX2lNSmxqWkRqbHpIN0JWU19fVWg5OXZ0SHUwSlFoWEpFUC1WcVBuZGdNd1B3NXdfOVNaVk1vbFZPYmRTQmw5SmtOa3BQVEt4azVDc0J6eHZkNWdtMFFtUmhSSGV4NWZiV1BNZWkyY1dEeXhUaDJEcVREYjh2dG51Qmxqcm8zZVY0S1UtU0hOcDljQ296RmUwQT0= |
So, just spam then? | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYNzdPenJ6S1hxTXAyNFlIWndEOWVFNjVEMTB1N1NZLUYwaDFZZWcwbllZOXNPWnNqNjEwRVgtbmtiWEJmNUNzMGhRZWxhWUFjNGxnRWZCZVhaMGJSNmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFUms2MjJ5NEd4ZGFJb0prcmF3clMzYzFFYV9Pc3Uwdm15dTJ3b2pjVUxJOWtCa3VFV0MwSWRoVjBoNGlZNl9HT0lrMTFkdno4U24zTTd4Z3BDMXBBcmtGY0w5RThEZU50dXlLTTJ3ZXZxS0pFVGJuVHFnQnBTdFVZMllFdXh1ai02ME8wZGxhUlljZUV0bjd6VmhiZDNrbHZxZzhwQnFpdDQwcHJnaGFXakVVWkpvMlBTazNUUzc4SllCSExPM3d3TWpST0t6eFJuV3JRM0tFc0hDOFhfWEVvOWxLVzdxaXo3bnlnQnU4SHR3MD0= |
Idk man, this seems like the wrong kind of content for this sub. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYTW11Zm1JQUQzazZ1d216UE0tSWxzWVpFLXRUYTh2ZXp6ZVQ0bTVBNUIwbHhqOWZMWEdhbjlHMkdYUFBQbFF6MmdEb3BtOEZhZktpbWhXRWh4M0ZPU2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFTVd2cnRkZWVVc1NWUW9paXllbE1ESGV0NnhqYV9Ja2RiYUVSN05zakNEbTVkM1Utcl9Ua1VSQ0tRdFZZV1RBUVpLajFuSzdGdFFQbHZPa0NPTk52czRMTEJSaF92SkE3ZzBseFNaSlJUOGktQkNBZ2M4WXJxa0FJQm56blNUbTFJVHh1MU5Bc0VtLXFyVmU0U2laSTYtVVU2LVNMMmk1RGNST2o2bEFibTNnYnpacFp6VnFhNEN3QWpkZURGT1g2Z3RRVi1NUG9rSzNLTjZpa1NiMGRYM1J6SGQ5eWFZb09Ub1BWZ3NfMUdzOD0= |
So, you're the spammer then. And no conscience, either - check.
FOAD, scum. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdjFSR3BsdWVWSkZ0REN2M2NDQjVnc1N4YlJDaWF4aW9iYmZQeF9OVFdRdkVETllUM25IRjZLMi1WbDRNbnlFTWFFUlhaZU9RQVNkbnR0REpYR05zM3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFaTNoVmx2Wm96OGx5Zkc3b1ZhQ241eU81NG5WSXBhVmNPMkRZTUJNN2VWSFlUOGhLR1Vmb1o0aDFPeTVkMW5JYjN1eVQ5TWktZkxWZkx6ZEZPT3ZmaG1KTEYyY1U5VVFqX3Zpcmo0YTBvMzl0UUtLV1dGbXd6eDNFUmZENjZiY0JiUkI3WkhGbGJNYUxwb1AzdmpIdFhEMWxKUkstTXZCbW00ZVhOdmw4Q3N6RGN2ck40RFp6YmtLZVBPR0JPOE1uX3RXcXROV0F2Z0JkdkNxSm9iVE54VElsNE5FX196SkFyV19tTHZuMFNBZz0= |
Because this sub is for videos of kids being dumb. Look at the other posts. At least try to have and idea of what a sub is for before you post. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdHV1VThKNUdOOEhhZkQ3NzE0TUlLWF8taDNWWEpCMDVRd242LVZPZi02Q1drbEdTSUVzWVlIRXAwSzJ4SXNQR3ZpXzFPcG1HX3BfTkFGZGVvYUl3WHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFNktpQk1OOVBFSkJBMXhWeDhSSkRMaldOck9BMnRtdzdkdWhnSlNWMUM1QzlwMjZnUktxZnlCN3FMOUpzZGlhbU81LXBkNEdOWWRIXzA5TWIxYW5ZYTNzSDZOdGVZeWhVVE81VElheUNnalU4R0tCYU9rYkdrd25EZ19JcG4zeXpjbHdsNDM5MjlpNFdQOHJjYjA5aHVSc1E1bnFZSGEyYlNueDVNWi1wS1EzbFRWRFh2VkkyWWpMTzNoZEZIOHpQbVkwTjdtcjYwUGJsLVZvUG9YbTlzTEhlTkpNVi1YQnVjcS1ldExacllXQT0= |
Ok, so maybe your problem is not lack of a conscience, you just have no idea in general.
Go get a clue then. Meanwhile, stop posting here. | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYS3NUUTVPRHNGMHVZRWxpVU9EcFdxOWdaeFlTS2NMUmVSaDI5bWFLWlRWWWd1TFBSTGs0NVl1NXNBUjB0Z1J6UjM2eDh0Sm9oTmJQVkNPelRJY2oxUnc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFODRDMGprM3pMT2t3UUxTd0lHZFdJZ3ZEa0pIZzNKVjlBUWxTd2dnS3ZCcVgtWm9Ud01zUTU1ekxyYXpWMlBZZ0w1RkxnWFIxTWlJVGxSQXI0YWl4WWJlZjRfZDR1YjU2VzZ6T2VhbEtxUDdKeUY2djNXaG00TVp4QUJVUUpZaE90b1RTUkM2TXFOUmJNMWxidHR2aGd2b2JwMXdpclJReVkxeVBrVWpTei04aXA2dTRYMlZaUU5qbnYwMDJxdmVaM3k3ZkxzRjVYeGFiSV8xU2JkbFJpaFEyLU9ZU3RReFlhY1lldFkyZElmdz0= |
Oh bless your heart. Judging by your responses, you're the most mentally retarded person in this thread. Best wishes! | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYRl81ckM3QUhib29sREpsVmtWNXRocng5RzhCTW1ZNWJBOHUyZFZRVnlUUWE4THdTZ2VfUTZ2NlhzZVVTZktLTkloUXRWeDRnVHk5TVpvbmMtakNwY1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFZEt5U0JRVkdiWGJ3dEtpdVZpNElEbHUwMG16ZVNKWkFvLWdqUTdJTU52ZU9jUkR2a2g0YUN6Y1c2TXd3Q2o2YXAxOTVxbUtQYlM5a2JzM2tMT3dBaXhxWV9UNkxQUHFqU1paUGVrQzhpZVJTT0lnXzNzTEdpV2Z2Y0N5VGVpYnRWcXdYbld2OGM5T0NkRjd4Q0huVmxnajFVR29pRG1hc2pZRXJveWtrZDFjcFp2Y3pzcWtCcUJkaFYzeE1LTmFWU01fVWN4bmRadXVwblpSMFpRcjBqOV9aYlVvbUhVdTYzVG9Mcm9LandMUT0= |
Can someone explain to me why a post that gets 0 additional upvotes still ends up in the top spot of a subreddit? | r/futureworldleaders | comment | r/futureworldleaders | 2017-06-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYbU9jd3NxODJpSGFPRGN2RUluUjEycFBwRXVtWHNRQVczTGc1c0RySFV5eURMd05xb213U25aR2gwZ2x6ZjZrQy1PaTRTNF9FU0doMVJ0WkgtZjNGc0E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFTHlWYVZhNk1EUGpmbjRFdXBMSkZnUnY3Wm5QU0Z5SWxNVmZyWmUzak13MkxNRHF6Yk1jbmVHQi1wNzR3WnJRd2EtUko0b0drejB1NE0zeDNvdHpZYk5wc29JTWNBdi1aVXljc01KVXAyYllBNlpkbVBSa1pQSkxMellsRzluQy1qa0lyY3Bkdlc0QnZ1ZjJTa241ckFwMlBoZF9WemI2d2YxelNUUGRlalVCUmxkYnc4VkJJWGtqOVpqeDZzX082X1p3enVoSnFGRDUyb29ZcGRMNnFMT3o0QWRSb2ZPUEJuSGFBVFVyLTd2UT0= |
Just satisfying the itch in the back of my head, making sure you guys know this. 25 days ago from now, 2017-06-30, /u/b125a2ea5f6b1dff posted this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/b125a2ea5f6b1dff/comments/6ffmli/010000011/ | r/solving_a858 | post | r/Solving_A858 | 2017-06-30 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYSTJ4UHdRU2Yzb2ZZMVpFekRQR0dEdXJHLXBxbXZaMlBScEZhMWZFWS03M3lfM2xGMzBQRjZZQjNUTEJVT3drMFpaVFdhVFplSWh0WDFwUWZ2N1FvakE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFWHJaRml2Z3h5R3RrQ1JlZU1CUVA3eWlkQm1lVlBDOUZIUkRDWWROM2hmZ3ctVFdrMG00SmQ5RDdPR010T0ZCcUZlenhtV3VsZGFqaVJySXI1c2k4UzM4bFVwRnJVV1VqZUpKTWNHTk1ZcjlqUXZ3dzlDdFNyVmpmZHI4emlEbnkxM1JkWHF0bmZub3lwY1ZnWlg1YjFnRzJ3dFlodFNrY3hDY3FMeGc5djBBPQ== |
Very interesting. I would like to point out however that the clip they show when talking about mating is not a male crab fertilizing a female crab. That is actually a clip of a crab molting that is played in reverse. | r/screamingfish | comment | r/screamingfish | 2017-07-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYM1lqdndvcVBBQVZaMENCOVRVYWFwY1RHa2JIaHJqT1gyZGhzczFrSEF5YWlxaUtoTi1zWXg4RXVPSU8xd2d0bktDbFZfRGJPcDlZeGdxYzFEUWg3Y05XRzJRdXhzalljLWtCSEcxbzJJcGM9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFS0FVYVZOallLaExlQ01CVmllbDI5Y1NKTUtaYk1kTExsUmcwalcxLW9vcVBaWGRMSDVTNElZcEVJdTV6TUxUcUNqcjFhbmx1ZWtqTDhFek14Q3psV0hXaHRva1EweC16SU1FQnFNNC1DTFBLbkhkTWM0bV9XdTFLZ2NTU0hWUHhReUpya0tROHVlNmNWeVpZYXdJeEd0Mms0RkNVcXhvOWREOUUwQ2xKNUpENGp1YV8zSW52d3VUUEJIOGxQbzFZYnJoQzcxajJhNGlJTnNwX2FBdk0xdz09 |
[Clickfeed or Buzzhole?](https://www.buzzfeed.com/definitelynotrylee/build-a-pizza-and-we-will-tell-you-what-harry-pott-320s3?bfsource=bbf_enuk&utm_term=.esMeKK2yN9#.fiW7aaxzEv) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2017-07-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYeXhqWHNGWWEwVlhCRkViSmMyYjZwUndNcGdwYW9taGpHOXB1eVpQU0RkX3B0dnN0NERnOHVTSDdwalVlZUdGX0VYM2lKQWpsNnF2ZkhhM1dUMktFbGc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFSmZxVU1GWmFhTUxuZGMzOW1ibTRVTmxGdHBNWUk4VHJMNVlWbUMxaS1zbWotay1EdDh1bncyLXRIT3Z3N2RSUEpJZEFzUE54UzluZV84YVJVWGtrSlI3LXRHa3RENXExQzhENEMxcVdCRS1ieVVmXzdLb0RQWGsxcld4YVlvSno5N1pWSkhQUEwzSC05X3hZcjBrSVU0WE9lb1hnVVFLWWphWnE4aTFOZDV1SEN3MWZtRTFYM0g0MkY0MDhDNFh1UjNLVWttMkVCZkZkRHRZem1TZEd3UT09 |
Interesting stuff. Its a shame about the irritating music though. | r/screamingfish | comment | r/screamingfish | 2017-07-02 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYaG1Za2hMQlJGdGJDNTQ2LVdoZnZTVGNJWUNPTkdMTUtRcVFibkR3bjVNMkpvSzBvWWl1bVREbmhGeHV1NVRDSmlpcUlZc05TUENCVV84X2haOVlDS2c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFZXF3U2tRaGRYaDF5dV80MXU2NmdES19IQk5zOFZBSDFaUGk1ZjF4dGE1dm8yeHZvc2tYaS1zN3dEU0RLb29hM3p2d0tQcHhWZ1d1RHlKVUR1d29HLXppbGxaRDl1VFhjdUU3czFEOE43SWVEOHd4NjF2RVJxdF9VS3plUlY0OHBEeGl3Tm8xTW15ZFJad2ttLThaMDRHT3JjSGk2d0toX1lXamI3VVZLbE5tRTR5SUdWN2IxR0JaSFdRQm5uNzFVekJuREdpMXJYYXZvN3ZBMHVBd2NTZz09 |
Espero sus respuestas | r/deal | comment | r/Deal | 2017-07-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYVW95OFNTZHFIVkN0MFd1cWdkSWxjUlpSdFhELVpCZWpVQ1dOd293Z1JDU19fMWdzXzY2eFRZTTR6TGExQWQ1NG1WcExSazB4b2J4Y3dSWmpPZ3NZd1E9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFbWs0Y2ZxcW9hRGlJZTdXa09XOFg1Nk9ZaVBIV2ptSnR5Q0toVnZvOFpzdXpEX0pKeE1udDdxQi1DaEVQa3VSeGtGbVNzNGh1NFd4SkFsWmJGSEFESmd3SVFMa0FTMG5LMkVsd25XUnNMYWlpaVNyT25jSWFnTTlpSnhEeGxSTmk0eVg5YU45bS1hUUVwS3c0emNWVjJMbkZzR2pTaGU1Ri13U052YUxYYXd4X0FlSjdEOVFtSDMxOGVTXzh3eUhPYnVlYjYyNTdILVNvVE5lQVpydU8yZz09 |
[Where we're from the birds feed a pretty buzz, and there is always click in the hole](https://www.buzzfeed.com/jesseszewczyk/ways-to-cook-eggs-hacks?utm_term=.nvPZAlqnO#.dr3Or5yJp) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2017-07-04 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYYlpQOG1EeFNnYkhkS3l5U214NnVXSUJyVHZkWFpoaldzZEI3T2J5RmxfajlJY3ZJeWZqaThnbk5pSWtVT2hzTWtKU0RjX2VlTWt5dmtRMjFMSGNtamc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFSFJNVHhVVXE2STVuSWNmMm84emh5T0N4N2E2LTZhMkw3UHhDWjZ6UFRrVDlEdFl6MjFhejRkTzZjeEdsRXhOcmVaWHZYZjNRdnA4b2tuWjVpNGdvdGhpUGtqRTlsaFEzOHhlTWtCeERzRG4zYUo5elNMNGhfbHZ4b3ZCbnFvcUs2b3N2Z2VOZF9LQlFJQ2dJQWx2TVJyTG5vUERsSFBHMGh5TEpYUkZBS0hmR3RRRmtRTzJGWEFzUzN5NW4yMVktRUtQdTNObHpPSWV4RlFXNWVEX3oydz09 |
"Was it good for you?" | r/screamingfish | comment | r/screamingfish | 2017-07-05 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYcFdJblN6bFVOalBtOERVdVpqNWE0dnVCQU9Tb25RZ1hjdUYwYTIyUkNWMTBaeVF1WEx4RVp2RkNIQXoyZzNic09DYTAyeGJ4NmNfVVlxMk9DVU9SelE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFdVZGTHpLc0RaMHBsMkE4VTRrN3V4S1Y5Zzc2ZUVici01NnhSWlhhLW1mU3kzaGpuYVFPcUtha1c0VTA4Z1I5Y0ozRWhtUGpFM2tiU2JFczdEVjNOYWtnN2ZxZmxISlBrOVAxd0l0RHA4RnBfVlVueWN0TFpoTmttTmV0TkprSF9xZU1EV0JqWDY0WWY4cHAybzBGTGYyRTktNmVTdzNtN1lycndCTnRsWHRNPQ== |
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This is my first time being reposted! That's so exciting! | r/screamingfish | comment | r/screamingfish | 2017-07-08 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYN1BQak12STJ5cjBQaUhDUXVsOUNjci02VDh0THpiWWs2R0FWZDFXNXZUY3dOaU5zQ1RnVUktVmlXa1pBOEZkOUcwQnVrdEE2TFliODRHME0xLWt3RFB0UjZETmloR0h2V2kxckVxTUVGQk09 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFcW1qQXZJaWl6TTV1bVducl9fSk1EOVNoMVRCdHJWX2dZejJzc3o4WHlCLWNLb1o0QUJfNGFQbHhDeVZCN2RueTB0c0N2dndsUmZSa0M0RmpNaFVraS15WHNnMWllRXZITzFBeTBLN1NEQnNwbkJLUFVCUVBod2tFWEx6eXMxeVJKQ1dId2lNVFhCZ3prbGo1UWxOQThjU2hvenZqbmRJZ2E1LVpWQkFUOXlka3M3empxUFliaGFXZ3ctXzNNOTlpdTFRUFNGRHpyOE91ZjhHb0JkVFZwdz09 |
Just under 6 years ago this aircraft was launched. After a quick visit to /r/space and here, I couldn't see any mention of when it was launched. In case anyone was wondering, this is when. Enjoy the show! | r/junomission | post | r/junomission | 2017-07-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYR0wxSHBGNG5sSENlRnp5ck51UUk0SHA0N21OZ2w0NnlZcnBnVklaSE5vYXIxbXZ2ZjFZR0c2R0lOME41Ykw0bVlYRHVEZFU5dVYzWXlYNXdxMVdTTVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFVDlySUdSUXluYTAwOHpybTFNX3JZcTdFS3RaSy00cV9iOWRMSHhOSDdGZ3pwWHhYd1pESmQzZjVCSV9PRV9YSERjeGEyQ0xwX08wSk5ubnlCcVJ2OGVEdDkzOVhfRkkzblRvckJzQlBXRm1KT0w5ZlVwQkUyM2hzcnRnX29BMjluelpfbExwQ0p5OENHS01KX2JlSEg5MXktRF8waG1CTy1vV2tVeUc2VURzR3EzV2RxRXpFbnl3alpMekM4RnYxNThuLW9TTDIwS1JpWnhtekV5c2I1QT09 |
How does this happen? Are cats just always afraid of cucumbers or... how is it such a consistent reaction??? | r/cucumbersscaringcats | post | r/CucumbersScaringCats | 2017-07-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYc0hNbW41VENIUDNmbVNnclpGcHltek4wT3oxZ0ttXzFOalhTYS1BZ1ZwZDc0Y3l2Wm1aV3RwNTNVTU5Mb3FWVllmTE1xSnFxeU9DN1hvREpPSDE1N3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFSC0wWW9XaXRrVjI0cXV3ZkpvT2R6X0lzWUl1TUhwbEtPd0tEN0VuX0NvS3Y3T0M4b3p0em5LT0o3VGhlblFDdlZsblhQOEhFRFp3cnBXT3IxZ3hhM01OU1NwaWhnVXJMU05GOV9oemdYZGN6NlJlRTFmTGQ5eV9zTm44Sm1kUDJJaHdTeGRLV3dEMmV6SmM0TXFYc2hJbElPNVhVb085RW1sMFY3MDRnSGRrVEUweXgxY2tuZlRxU1U5QXNUUmY4 |
Get it on record here, before we find out in a few days. | r/junomission | post | r/junomission | 2017-07-10 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYUjJJVEdkMEVZdmRZUkZ6eFFaTWdNS0lRclhGVlRfa1R5WC1TcnU1c196R2tIZTZxem9NZGVyNV9ZVWtBcjhIREVFQVcwcURBbF9IeXBiZHVPVGl0dmc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFVTFnMVctOXZreE1HWUVmRlNiNmxIQW1mTG5pTHNIcTFUSG9IQ1oyTkc3ZGFkOWNacmE1XzRQa2RvUzNCYUFZVFlyZjMteVB4TXBQV0phd0RNaTgzVzFuNFdac0dtU3RFV284SVJXMm1LYzN3VWpGN29UeGI4WU81TWFaOXMzSm95c2l3OXVWNGI5eUM0SjRzejE1ZW9rTUZqNE5WdnY3YmVOTl9MRDZGdEZVNXl1dHY3VGVycFd4a05yUWxZTDhSaXY3eDdGMy1ibFJGZHpBcUY4QXIzQT09 |
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*It's been a while. Since I haven't had time to post new stuff in two weeks, here's a former Patreon-exclusive story. Hope you guys enjoy it!*
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He hated doing it in public – most times he managed to hold it in until he got home. Even once, on a trip with his friends, back in his late teens, he had the urge to go on Friday, but didn't go until he was back home on Sunday.
But this time it got really bad, and there was no way around it. He was at the table between David and Sarah, a party of ten having dinner, all longtime friends, when it hit him.
"Jack? Are you okay?"
He was sweating. Biting his lips. *No, no, no.* But it was no use. He had to go.
"Excuse me, I have to use the toilet," he mumbled.
"End of the hallway to your left," Jasmine told him.
The friends resumed their dinner and Jack marched to the bathroom, closed the door, papered the toilet seat, hated himself and lowered his pants.
He sat down and it came like an avalanche, quick and explosive.
"God damn it I hate shitting in public places," he said, when he got up to clean himself.
But it was fine. Everything was fine. The bathroom was at the end of a long hallway, and everyone was talking, busy, distracted… no one heard. No one could smell it. He was fine.
He pulled his pants up and looked down. *Jesus, I must be coming down with something.*
He pressed the flush and…
*Oh. No.*
Nothing happened. He pressed again. Again. Again. Nothing. Off. Out.
He looked down at the Jackson Pollock he painted on the ceramic. The black water stared back, defiant, stationary, still and dark like the calm waters of some dark ancient rainforest lake.
"No. No, no, no, no," he repeated, punching the toilet button again and again to no use. "Not in Jasmine's house. Not with everyone here."
All his friends. Couples, some married already, some with kids. Grownups, talking, discussing politics, routes to work… and Jack there, with a shit that wouldn't go down the toilet for everyone to see.
And Jasmine. Cute little Jasmine with her blue eyes and her shoulder-length black hair. How could he survive the blow of having Jasmine know about that shit, about that –
"Jack?" The knock came three times. "Is everything okay in there?"
"Huh… yeah! Yeah, Jasmine, it's fine!"
"Okay, I just kind of have to use the bathroom, too."
*Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.*
He looked around. He considered throwing toilet paper over the thing to hide it, but that would probably just make it look more disgusting. There was no plunger. No bucket of water. No nothing.
In his frenzy to look around for a solution, he slipped and almost fell, bringing down Jasmine's toiletries with him.
"Jack!? Are you sure you're okay?"
No. He couldn't face it. David was Marketing Director of a huge company in San Francisco. He had just returned from Hawaii with his beautiful wife. Sammy, who used to play defense in the soccer games with Jack back in school, was now finishing a PhD at Stanford and had three job offers from Europe. Jasmine herself was to get married next month to a six feet five movie producer with a house in Bell Air.
No. He could be anything. He could be the Jack who finished college and moved back in with his parents. The Jack who never had a serious girlfriend after Emily (who, he heard, got married and had three kids). He could be the Jack who still talked about high school and college like it was the high point of his like. The Jack who always insisted everyone stay out late just to hear "Come on, we have the kids, Jack," and "It's an early day for me tomorrow," and "Oh, what I wouldn't give for your life, Jack. No wife, no job, no responsibilities…"
He had learned to be all those Jacks.
"Jack! Seriously, is everything all right!?"
Jasmine's apartment was only on the fifth floor. He'd have to position his body in a way that he'd fall head-first, otherwise risk surviving the ordeal and ending up crippled or worse.
He opened the bathroom window.
"Jack! Are you okay!?"
He climbed. He shot one look back at the steaming pile of shit he was leaving behind for everyone.
"Jack!"
He was not going to be the Jack who leaves a turd on someone else's toilet. That Jack he would never become.
"Jack!"
He shed a single tear and sighed, and he mumbled back to Jasmine, through the door, "I'm fine..."
And so he jumped, with every intention of ending his life. But alas, his body was so light from the recent shit that he floated up and flew, like the beautiful magpie, towards the silvery moon up above.
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This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.govtechworks.com/iot-security-risks-begin-with-supply-chains/#gs.QbB_nng) reduced by 94%. (I'm a bot)
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> Figuring out which IoT devices are safe - and which aren't - and how to safely leverage the promise of that technology will require looking beyond traditional supply chain and organizational boundaries and developing new ways to approve, monitor and review products that until recently weren't even on the radar of information security officials.
> Securing IoT is now a supply chain risk management issue, greatly expanding the definition of what constitutes the IT supply chain.
> Counterfeit products, devices compromised in transit and component-level vulnerabilities are other supply chain risks that can lead to devastating consequences.
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> This pair is practically constructed with Kevlar
So its not made of kevlar and are misleading people? | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-07-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYZ1BueXhsLTgzR01jc0FZQ1dKOTBwLWdCR3hhMjc5b2l6STZlMko5eWpKSFU3blh3SDZ5aHhNRDhvNWJsZzV1cVloUlRaY3VqVEVnMlNJb3l5aUl6SlE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFRC1wY1FHRW1fZWtnZTJtRHdlamRIVVdvNUNfRVVzaUZ4MHhEUVUza0NMV25KRlA0Z29XUERUdmtrVTI2MHBEWjVfUFFZeFdQRFBVQ0FHZU56WDRLR2NlcXNoWDllTlltTFJUcjBNZnFnNFpZZEdUd0pQNlJxdzNTcGpOUXcweUtLVWZPYjk0WG43eXp5LXNDeERnamp3RVFlUEx4ZGRLWWFuSG5TRHVtZGxpbTlGOEFaZGFFSUVCUVFVeHl3R2FE |
God, this sub is filled with gimmicky shit. | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-07-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYVFZKclhlWUg5N0NGY093SGRFZVRvV1htOW1seDF2akN1RDlSa053T2RiVHFWYTdodklCbWJDYXlFSHdqRFVHZzZpNVRhbzJ0dDRScEZuRzJDelMzZWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFMWlhaXZVVk9pcVVNa1RDeUpYWk8yQ2lJbFdKYmx0cEN3RVNEeHhwNXkzOEFteWJpSEplTy13SzViYU5WdnVmSWVPa1ZBbHFSS1UyNzVma3FEdUs3X2Y1VWhRdEFMaFZERmxwNUVqN3ZEeEdjZERBOVNRMWk3bExjd29qa28xbEZ4aFFjbWFtcUlUaGxXazZNV0tnYzgwXzdNMXNUWC1pdU9kQldSMlRWZzg3OGtLWGhhclNoTUJJS0dJSWtqdkdN |
If anyone needs a "professional fidget spinner", you can get one on that website too. | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-07-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdGk0d2tBLTNoLTdsUXlnal9xT2lFVENpY0hqY28tV2ZsYTQ0SGJWT2FMNkRTODJLYnoyTzF0ckF5Q2JQU1Q0TktmY0xyNWFIQmVBZ2dLYnpVMTRabHc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFUm8zdFByTUZXSVRrQ0VDMmFnVVg0LW51NTlldkpOVWV5VkpuMHBuRWtzeENzWXFDUkhoeVNrMHBlcmI5ZHR3RFNIUUlMYUJQVVQtVnFLVm02TVExZzB2WUhWNEVuUnF4bzFPa0NaUXl1ejJiTHAtRUl0WEI4bS11MDBSQmFvZTRWMWg0TTR0aEF4ajA1cG1mdVBzalpoSGZ2emlhc2k0eE5obDVRMEt3WmE2eW53eks3LUI1S2hEV2NyUDJ1ZllK |
Wow, that's exactly what it says lol. | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-07-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYNmZnWW1XUUc2LVdrZ2hlVXVhaExqTlBDSFpXeHhLQmN0OVdROGFrUVdpMU15Z0FLaURVallEWWRXUmdLQnEtbDZwWDRNak9DQmxuZUMtck1VT1lvSUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFWEhia1lZeUd4MWh5WEpSVDFlTUdMREpKek9SaGpfQjN6eXJCdjhoeFZna3dRNV8ya0ZTMm85VTNKQzV1Ri1fYXRsaVl5cGY2WVZHYlpxTndVMzBicUNZYy0zdVBXR3BsalpjSGVpRll6cFdvZVBNRTgtWWlIMWlBUzU0bmlXNkc4dEt5R2kxRFNESXg3U1RLU2hxLVdkSEwyY2dDRVY5b1I4ZmVTcHB5X3hSUW8yWFhsZGhPcFBDeU1zWWdBamM1 |
Surprised it has 8 upvotes. Could be shills | r/everymanshouldhave | comment | r/everymanshouldhave | 2017-07-13 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYMDgxSm1UUVA5U0xqb2E2dk12QTVxR0hyWGlqcmJYVll4TWRPcFpBLTdEbnUycm9oVUdmSzVPR1I3Y3c4M3VNZkVJVEVTdl95eURnbEVYZENVLWQ5blE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFLXVCeW1abjc2eVAzRVlUSW9hUTNkdVRTQkVHVllXRk9wSmxNeFAtX3QzMnBMQUhaVUJ1cVFmbF9sOUpHZjFpNmx5ZU41R3MxUzZQMVdVSFNxSzFPTjRzanByU3hSWFdmNlNfRFMwYW9pNC1BMFkwa3N2WmdvZHNyQko2dVI5SmlBemZ5SW5hdEZuaTlldDhldXJ5M05RQktqTTlodTZ2M3JSQXI3OGhQdzlIc2VWM0M2S1lPYmJhdnNfTU1Wc1g5 |
https://imgur.com/3Apj12E | r/tarantinogifs | post | r/tarantinogifs | 2017-07-14 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYa19jNXhnaERGbVhWcXVYNHp3bkt3SkNiREJGdG96emxrQ3hvckg3TnNhcE1FTEF4cDZJdlBKaUhIcEctcS1GbFppUHFpTWJlM1owM1pGSU9Wb2dlMWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFM1V6cjU3SGpnQy1LTUlveHVhSnk1bHBxX2E1YlpKVEhqdXBiUUdVNjl5T3gzWHFkV3NzbnJTU0loXzNzR19oMkQ0NXA2dDJUMmxpMmZWaUstaE5BVWZJN3hyUC1mVmhjSnlNWW12RTVUa2dEeHNWYjRrdEtady1ndGt4em5yMk5QakhvRHVxdUZsdlNjSVhSRGNmVHV2MWRZbzNuSHJjOENaSU1vT2xodFlVcXo0NXg3UWVyTlNZMG5INE14QXBW |
Obviously not practical nor realistic by any means, but **if** there was a vessel just sitting on the outermost "atmosphere" (idk, just high up above Jupiter), and assuming there was enough gravity to pull you down (is there?) - if you jumped - what would happen as you fell?? Would you fall slowly or quickly, would it be like falling through air as we know it or... what?? If there's no surface, when would you stop falling?
I think I just have a loose understanding of what the fuck Jupiter is | r/junomission | post | r/junomission | 2017-07-14 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYdDdBd1N1TFcwbllydFNFUENndlB1TzB5SXQyM1ZlUkZOeDNON2VRenZqTlgxbnk2N19lT1ZFdl91STdoOFpoUkphX3BfZ1lfRldheDZCY0hhbTlJMWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFMUVjMmFDOExvVjVnOVV5Q0VSOFQ2ejkya1pXMHZmYWVmZ0FmWV9qbDlZRXpEVmVkcTQxc1J2TmlPN21hOV9zTWdoWmJLcEhkTEZVeTZJZkhaQk91UXBLT3lZMEducnN4THBRODVzSXNxWWYzekpTUGZ1a2w1b1dtbXBNNlVfcHVhb0Q2dWhxQkhtbFJGVmRKREtydFdJOHFoTkNDbWhQYTFOeV8xdU10UGhQMFc0N20yYXhTMjVRYXpVOU5tODExZ19ISTN4UFdhd1ZXWFNPSGw4YXV2UT09 |
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Taken from the business insider post:
But Juno won't fly forever. NASA plans to plunge the spacecraft into Jupiter's clouds in 2018 or 2019. This will prevent the probe from spreading any bacteria from Earth to the gas giant's icy, ocean-filled moons like Europa and Ganymede | r/junomission | post | r/junomission | 2017-07-14 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYTWd3b0VydWh1cXdENEx3bXp1QzVJMU5DUG16ckE4bVh0TTNacmpLUTdzaGZCSXNDdWRZZ09nZHItMTJITG8wTjFtRVlLaGo0UTlSQi1MSFozZDFGMlJLR29XN3JOX2RUV094bXdjVnliOGM9 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFRGMxdTgwdGtvUUExdElqWXFDREZOczVUZXp6Qk5JcTdMSWFXOFhocllBdUNXbXIwWnRTWVBua2tDRHA4N0dTejJybUhLTTB5Q3VsNlhQRThIbTdRWTRMMFhGdEJsVUpTZ3lJNmlCdXdqNng4bEM5aFN5WmNibzYzZW1FbjlHNll4eXVVX0h3elN1MXJGYlpORGVHcUxPWHRwOE9TdDB5OTdYdTFCVmhBMGtXcGpybFJWeVVFdUowWTdIY1JrX0pnOHozYXU4T0l3cUYtWlhIbmVqM3NzQT09 |
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Honestly would have been better without the upper third text. | r/gangstanimals | comment | r/Gangstanimals | 2017-07-16 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYTjI0dzZIc2plVlp1c21NSl9RWkxGSGZVM3ExM3RNWWhIbXZROVBla0YwSXJZVEduQXhIckg2OVFweVpjcjhqRjlqZldReWoxUHJ1YVcyVldBblJwdWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFSzJuUGEtQUNpQ21vWXJ3T3J4LUlFUjlYck5LOWZZbllQanhsUHJIRm41eUlaMVpOQ19UbzZseHVyN2tadWlKcXRIczN6aWQxWFJEYURINjQxOTVxMjdacVZGX2NubFRTaDRadlZnNkpyUVJuQm5lX1VVcm5PcGdjRUh5RTZFQUc1WmVYS0stNVNPY3BXa2xtMHRCczFGc2YxODhTUVp1OUFucjJFZVNRVnYxQmdDNlRKOC1MVmVzaTlnUjZST1dOU0FNUDlkMVdrNWZsN0k4eklRdTlpdz09 |
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](http://bespacific.com/paper-metadata-the-most-potent-weapon-in-this-cyber-war/) reduced by 45%. (I'm a bot)
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> "Institute for Critical Infrastructure Technology -"Metadata, or "Data about data," is collected and recorded to describe data, identify trends, administer algorithmic solutions, and model potential scenarios.
> When one understands how to make sense of seemingly random metadata or how to pair the data with other exfiltrated data pools, there are limitless possibilities for social engineering and cyber exploitation in attacks that weaponize psychographic and demographic Big Data algorithms.
> In this publication, entitled "Metadata: The Most Potent Weapon in This Cyber War - The New Cyber-Kinetic-Meta War," ICIT offers a rich analysis of this underreported threat to our National Security through a comprehensive assessment of how meta-exploits are hyper-evolving an already next-generation adversarial landscape.
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[**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/6nxo67/how_metaexploitation_disrupts_energy_systems/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 1.65, ~169213 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **Data**^#1 **how**^#2 **Metadata**^#3 **attacks**^#4 **cyber**^#5 | r/vrd | comment | r/vrd | 2017-07-18 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYRFJkdWhFZXlIb2F6OHFyTlpMMnJJUjVOSlpfb21MNXo5WGMtOHpxejFaR0hWbU9uZmFhU21QWUROdHJHd3RMMFVjd3VBeC1XNnJqT1BoUjZnejZOeVE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFTHhObFpyMVZnVDZpWkpjYUxKZHdUcnRxeE5OZFJLaTFFZFRFblFHYkMwOUtiQ09QaUc3dVBxT2hRQnoxajE1TzdJUlVTUEtrLVFaVlk5ZG51LVRYZzB1TXY4bTN4Nk9CakttQUQ3a1M2VElMQk9WX2w1ajFRRzg0Umx0OWZHUDcwSTI0UFJMZGw3OGFsaDBqOWRDNkhMcGhSWWtWTmpsbXQtWHJVeUJTcnYxeUNmaDEwV2JLcGgyU2pIM0JiZm9Cd2RQZTRIUHBLM2I1UUFDenhHSHl4UT09 |
I do video and was curious how to go after creating this effect intentionally.
Is it shutter speed?
Framerate?
How would you measure shutter/framerate of x (your subject)? - I know it his effect has worked for wheels, or water drips (with added frequencies), or flapping wings etc.
I'm just really interested!
| r/camerashuttersync | post | r/CameraShutterSync | 2017-07-18 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYV0FIZDF3LXhKckpLOEF3UkxsNUdEeEV0TmZ2VVByZllaZnBDQnQzQnFuN0JqWkprdjAzR3hMNFROYlB5Wnpqd2RXT1FuZm1pZWtVOEU1T05YQjRQa3c9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFeDh4VGxsckRTejhudGl3MEN1aTNENEhTbmZlYkNhb0szSUNxdHk4VEp6dFlhTl9TT1l3bDZ5NnAwNnpuOUJycjNVRUJna1Q1c2xXMDRSQzc2WUZMQUpXWV9VSjd1ZndVeVFxRmM4WEcyRmp2WmJlTkNGZzNVNkp0UDlZcS1zRmY3TmdQNlVHazAxRFQ5Vm5aSTZnSml2cy10dk1tbjZSTUhtSEFDOWE0bzdxbzNva0V1WjFlQXgzenlMRE1yUlBoeTNxaUN0STdfNW9yVVlwQXdlREJjZz09 |
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](http://bespacific.com/paper-metadata-the-most-potent-weapon-in-this-cyber-war/) reduced by 45%. (I'm a bot)
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> "Institute for Critical Infrastructure Technology -"Metadata, or "Data about data," is collected and recorded to describe data, identify trends, administer algorithmic solutions, and model potential scenarios.
> When one understands how to make sense of seemingly random metadata or how to pair the data with other exfiltrated data pools, there are limitless possibilities for social engineering and cyber exploitation in attacks that weaponize psychographic and demographic Big Data algorithms.
> In this publication, entitled "Metadata: The Most Potent Weapon in This Cyber War - The New Cyber-Kinetic-Meta War," ICIT offers a rich analysis of this underreported threat to our National Security through a comprehensive assessment of how meta-exploits are hyper-evolving an already next-generation adversarial landscape.
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[clickfeed](https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemcneal/actually-its-a-paperclip-shaped-money-clip?bfsource=bbf_enca&utm_term=.pobwGRYPM#.onQ7Wv4GO) | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | post | r/clickholeorbuzzfeed | 2017-07-23 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYeWdWWVBKaDR2UFJPVVZPalN4cHdlc21MbUY1NEwwODUyREhZN0VaWlZUSmJta1U1TmtFM09Tc240T2hMdExLLWg5ZDZWM2FsdG5BR0NnUUhCeUdFZUE9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFaUNGZFJLcWkwYkNWVlBZcWl1NlVZRWgxeVlxX3VPLUtRNTBVSTU2SFRQVVVPWmlXWXgtVmEwNXkzQ21YSHR2bVRYT0VSNjkzaGttV3RDQVZ4RXdQWTV6aDRfdEtVZl9GZXQwTkFOcVMwYmJwU09La0djaU52UDJ0T1luTUhtME1CcE13dkZPU3NtbkRYcnhGZzRtVXFuclhybWdxMnFYcEswNXdQYUlqd2l1MjNYa3VHeU9tRW9rRzd0VGxjNGJlR21BTExBZW50X1pfc0VoZEhsMGlwUT09 |
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I used handbrake to reduce the size of the Smyth collection in the sidebar and to convert all media files to MP4. I did my best to preserve quality.
http://mgnet.me/.Smyths_Reduced
Edit - w/tracker (thanks u/BlackWebBeta):
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:AH376FE3ADQ3GSRJFTAYWJY5HN3N2ULT&dn=Smyths&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969 | r/smyths | post | r/smyths | 2017-07-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYZXlDZ1lBSGRKM295WVJubjRlUWY2cDNWQWNZT3pqc0NCcTRSWVo0MVlocnQ0UUxzUFpmQ2pzZ2xJbEgwMEtGM0F0ck5tSGNqcDN2Qzkyc3VRaUdITXc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFc0Vmal9Pc1hmX1RTOEkwVUtFWlAwYlItYmx1RkdMSV9ueEYtaW00Q3RDQzVPcDdvZ2QyUVF1OXZkRkZXUVZCMXVLekhYenZOYTVIaXZVUzlPQlpKT00zZWk5MlVRMEtLcDBUWlBkMGJSWXk5MmZhS180M2o0eUd2Mm95Xy1pS2NObGxkemkyVnZtMXBqemlWWDd3N1lJRk9pQ2hMWnV3aUdxWHEzNlBSWUdBPQ== |
They were in a bad house in the bad part of a bad town. The weather was bad, the place smelled bad and
everyone inside the house was… well, bad.
The party boomed just out the bedroom door. Jack was on the floor, leaned against the wall and hugging his legs, all sweat and shakes.
"Hey, Mike?" he said, rocking back and forth.
Mike was on the other end of the room, just as much of a nervous wreck as Jack.
They were both high on the new shipment of cocaine the gang had bought. A fresh connection with South America.
The party was celebration.
Jack was *not* used to doing cocaine.
"Yeah?" Mike turned to face Jack.
"I'm an undercover cop," Jack said, simply. "There. I had to say it.'
Mike frowned. Then he got up and made way to Jack. "What?"
"I know I shouldn't tell you that, but I go the feeling you're kind of one too," Jack said. "Or not… maybe it's the
coke. I don't do coke, dude. But if I didn't do it with them, they'd suspect that –"
"Dude, I'm undercover too. I don't even drink." Mike paced around Jack, opening and closing his hands. "This is
wild! I suspected you too, but I was afraid to say anything."
Jack raised his eyes. "Yeah… yeah… and… and listen," Jack paused, trying to gather his thoughts. "I know this is
gonna sound crazy, but… Sam the Impaler? I think he's a cop too."
"Cause of the way he keeps fidgeting with his gun, right? Right? He's always nervous."
"Yeah." Jack got up. He was excited now. Everything was a blur. His mind was racing. "And… and Tommy Bowel
Crusher?"
"Definite NARC. I could tell when we were buying the coke. He looks at drugs like a DEA officer, not a dealer." Mike
nodded along excited. They both sweated a lot. "And Castrator Billy?"
"He owns a suit. FBI, I bet."
"Dude, they're all cops. We're all cops in this gang!"
"Holy shit. We have to tell them!"
"We have to. We have to!"
The music was loud out the door. Mike and Jack nodded to one another, excited. They cleaned the sweat from their
foreheads. Then, in perfect synchrony, they turned and headed for the door.
They emerged into the living room triumphant and smiley-faced. "Hey, everyone!" Jack yelled, over the music.
"We're freaking undercover cops!"
The music stopped. Everyone turned to look at them. Nobody blinked. Nobody spoke.
"We're all cops!" Jack repeated, smiling.
Silence.
"We're cops," Mike repeated, albeit a bit less confident now. "Aren't we?"
Slowly, Puppy-Murdering Willie shook his head. "No. We ain't."
"Ah," Jack said, slowly. "That's a shame."
Johnny Eye-Gouger -- the gang leader -- sniffed, then nodded slightly. "All right." He pulled out his magnum and shot Mike in the face.
"God damn it," Jack said, as his friend's head exploded. "You guys really aren't cops?"
"Nope," Johnny leg-breaker said, pointing the gun. "You're just paranoid from the coke."
"Shit, man," Jack said, and then he too was shot in the head and the party resumed, because no one else really
was a cop.
Well, except for Castrator Billy, who really *was* FBI. But he kept it to his fucking self because that's, like, the first rule. | r/psycho_alpaca | post | r/psycho_alpaca | 2017-07-24 | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblFYWnN5bTFWV2tuVGFOd0FzOFkxemluTDdybG92YVh6ZEstdmM5ZldjYXRGMkRGQ0RnSk95NzhFN2phMDBLOU5XREhrUnB5MXRoaUZESUl0bnlUUHQzdWc9PQ== | Z0FBQUFBQm5tblNFR1dJbzI3YUdld09nWklyNU05eHZydWtvaW5XTUZuc3hUSE91QVRaTjdXZnNMWDlwWFFwc1FRbHF5RTh2V1RiRTBZWkZyMDVmZmxjdEhBN0RjV3hyZlc5RVBuelJ5OG01c3NuNm5xWkl3QzBjYi11WmxoemxkdE95Wk8wOTJvdGVHX2gzNEZIT0ZhbEMtcFN0VF94SkJraDVGSjJIaXJPWVp6WlNtUWZfUUNKeHRiSzZTbHpReDlTWk4waHJjZ1RWSE5rQlFQWEg0MXhfb2puUmdkSU9jdz09 |
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