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So thanks to you some gawko finally meets a girl.
It's not much of a Christmas story.
I haven't finished yet.
Maybe he comes down her chimney.
[exhales]
[exhales] I just don't feel comfortable doing this.
What?
I mean she... I like her.
- She likes you. - It's cheating.
I'd never have even had the nerve to talk to her.
Aren't you glad you did?
Yeah, I... Yes. Yes. But I just...
It's just a bit of a nightmare having you, you know,
all of you in my head, watching us... Telling me what to do.
I just want to talk to her myself. And it's...
It's a bit of a head-fuck. I kind of want you all to go away.
I don't... Hey. [nervous chuckle]
[clears throat]
- Come back to mine. - Sorry?
I want you to come back to mine.
I thought about asking you, and a little voice said, "Do it".
So I'm doing it.
Um... uh...
Say yes!
I want to do this.
It's my way of saying thanks.
- Sorry. - no, um...
- Hole-in-one! - On his first run!
- His first bloody run! - Just say yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
[door opens]
[both exhale nervously]
I don't usually bring people back here.
Well, I'm honoured.
- Come in. - [man] Did you watch
when they went back to hers and got up to whatever they got up to.
Did you carry on watching through his eyes?
What do you think I am?
Clearly, I don't know.
Maybe if you spoke to me more, you'd know.
No. My job was done.
Of course I didn't watch.
- [Harry] Here? OK. - [Jennifer] Mm-hm.
Nice place. I like the mantelpiece.
And that bird.
Kooky decor.
Indicating sexual adventurousness.
[exhales]
- I'll get the drinks. - Yeah, OK. I'll just sit.
- The bedroom's that way. - Yeah, OK.
I'll meet you in there.
OK, Harry. You're going to the moon.
Just sooner than expected.
- I can't... I can't do it. - This is first-time nerves.
It's all happening so suddenly. I didn't expect this, this quickly.
You just got to roll with it.
I don't want you all to see, all right?
Oh, now he's Mr Fucking Ethics.
Now wait. You were happy to take
- a window seat while others did it. - [Harry] That was different!
I didn't hear any objections when he watched me getting sucked off
by that German girl. That was a first date.
- [Harry] Look... - Refund.
Look, she's too real. This is too real.
Nothing is too real.
Yeah, but...
- You're standing. - Yeah, I...
I just didn't want to be too presumptuous.
I need you on the bed.
[man on monitor] Jesus!
[nervous chuckle]
[both chuckle nervously]
[whispers] They can't fucking wait.
- Oh... - Is She going to take that top off?
- If there's no tits. I want a discount. - They're gonna have sex.
You're getting the season finale in episode one.
Yeah, but if I don't see her tits...
Will you please be patient? Jesus.
Have some respect.
[grunting]
[coughing]
Hey. Are you OK in there?
Wow. What is that?
"Fuck them" is what it is.
A big glass of "fuck them".
Fuck... fuck who?
Always saying what to do, half saying one thing, half saying another.
The talk, the constant talk.
- This isn't good. - I'm not getting tits, am I?
I stopped taking the pills they said I should take,
because they dulled the sound.
Always, they've spoken to me,
always there, and I've had it.
OK, Harry, I think we should think about wrapping this up.
I was planning on drinking this tonight to make them stop, but I was wavering.
Coward, fucking coward,
and then I met you, and it was fate.
You knew what it was like and you said do it.
So now, we're saying "fuck it" together.
- What's in the drink? - It doesn't matter. Wrap it up.