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But it's not too friendly.
Let's hear it.
See the animal in her cage you built Are you sure what side you're on?
Better not look her closely in the eye
Another fucking rage dream.
Are you sure what side Of the glass you're...
Slow it down, see if it's salvageable.
See the animal in her cage you built
Pitch shift?
- see the animal in her cage you built -Increase the positivity.
Spotlight on me shining strong
Feel such happiness inside of my heart
-[music stops] -OK, we can work with that.
[beeping]
Oh, quit whining.
[beeping stops]
[Ashley Too] My aunt has always controlled every aspect of my entire career,
and now she's got me right where she wants me, just lying there,
unable to leave, getting sucked dry.
Basically a prisoner.
That's horrible.
I know, right?
-we have to help her. -How?
-we could tell someone. -OK.
-[Jack] Like who? -The cops.
[Jack] We're just gonna walk into a police station
and say that a doll told us that Ashley's aunt is a monster.
No fucking way I'm letting Catherine get away...
Show them the brain thing on the computer.
They're cops, Rachel, they're not Google.
They're not gonna know what it means.
-Well, there's gotta be something. -Evidence.
I can find the evidence.
Listen, I kept a diary on my computer. I recorded the conversations.
If I can make it into the house, get in range of my laptop,
I can Bluetooth onto it and download all the evidence I need.
-can you guys take me over there? -Yes, Of course, anything.
Hey, we don't even know where she lives.
10030 Bushwick Drive, Malibu.
-That's miles away. -We'll take you.
No, we will not.
Jack.
Sure, I get it, you guys got something better to do.
Well, OK, don't sweat it, I'll just go on my own, I'm fine.
-Oh! [gasps] -[Ashley Too groans]
Stupid stumpy arms.
-Get off me! -Sorry.
If you're not helping me, get off of me, seriously.
[grunts]
[sighs]
It's alright for you two able-bodied assholes sitting around.
Fans are always the same. "Oh, we love you so much,"
until you actually want them to do anything for you.
Well, forget it, I'm gonna do it on my own.
Could you open the door for me please?
We're not helping her.
We are not.
[Ashley Too clears throat] Guys. Come on, guys, I can't see.
Put me up on the dash, I can show you the way.
Don't scratch the cup holder. Dad will flip if he knows we took his van.
I'm not scratching the cup holder.
[horn honks]
[tires screech]
Jack! [whimpers]
Relax, your cup holder's fine.
-Shut up. -can you drive this thing?
-I think so. -you think so?
Hey, I can do anything if I just believe in myself.
I wanna believe that we'll arrive in one fucking piece.
Ashley, go to sleep.
Yeah, that's not gonna work anymore, OK?
Shit.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us today
as we introduce you to a brand-new, yet strangely familiar, superstar.
It's a fucking sign-up.
[sighs] OK, we're here.
[Rachel] So now what?
-I guess we Just throw her over the gate. -are you nuts? how do I Get in the door?
No, the deal was that we drive you here, and we've done that.
I need to get inside to get that evidence.
-[Jack] We're not driving in there... -We have brought her this far.
-No. -Hold up, that's my aunt's car.
Oh, the gates are open.
-Jack, Jack, let's go, come on. -No, no.
Quick, quick, they're gonna shut it.
-Come on, let's go. -Just do it, OK, do it, go.
Do it, do it, do it, go, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, shit, shit.
[both scream]
[Jack] Well, what now?
What's the next phase of your brilliant plan?
[doorbell rings]
-What the hell do I even say? -[Ashley Too] Just wing it.
And lose the nose ring, it makes you look unprofessional.
[Jack] Oh, my God, he's huge.
Goggin's Mouse Service.
How did you get through the gate?
It was open.
Look, I have an appointment for 11:30 to deal with your rodent infestation.
No, you got the wrong place.