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Yeah, yeah, so special no one knows I exist.
Well, I think if they saw you dance, they'd know.
There's this, um, talent contest at my school next week,
singing and dancing.
No way, you have to enter, you'd be awesome.
Ahh, I don't know, I don't think I'm good enough.
If you believe in yourself, you can do anything.
OK, OK, I'll do it. Um, you gotta help me practice.
Of course I will.
OK. One more time.
[music plays]
-[Ashley Too] And five, six, seven, eight. - Oh, honey, kiss me up against...
Like this. And turn.
Don't take anything Just have it all
Yeah, I can't take it So don't you fake it
- I know your love's my destiny -C'mon.
-Don't give up. - Yeah, I can't take it
Please demonstrate it
-You can do it, Rachel. - 'Cause I'm going down in history
-[Ashley Too] You're getting there. - Hey, yeah whoa-ho
I'm on a roll
- Riding So high -OK, makeover time.
Achieving my goals
- Hey, yeah whoa-ho -[Ashley Too] Oh, you're the best.
I'm on a roll Riding so high
-You're gonna look like a star. - Achieving my goals
- I'm stoked on ambition and verve -It could be cut short, like this short.
-[Ashley Too] Like me? -Yes.
I'm going to get what I deserve
So full of ambition...
-Now, pout a little and you're good. - I'm gonna get what I deserve
[Ashley Too] Rachel, you look incredible.
Did you catch clown disease? What is that shit?
It's just make-up.
Ashley helped me with it.
It looks beautiful, sweetheart.
Are you ready to go?
I can do anything if I just believe in myself.
[whispers] I can do anything if I just believe in myself.
[crowd chants] Ashley! Ashley! Ashley! Ashley!
We got a situation.
What is it?
[knock on door]
-[Catherine] Ash, honey? -[knock on door]
Are you OK, Ashley?
Ashley, can you hear me?
Oh, thank God, I thought you were...
What happened to your face?
Trying out a new look.
Well, I don't know that...
It might not go with your hair.
Ashley.
I heard there was a problem with the costume.
You don't like it? This looks so good on you, every night.
It feels like I'm wearing somebody else's skin.
Ashley.
Look.
You've got 20,000 fans out there, waiting to see the you they love.
Their folks bought them tickets.
They're so excited, they've been waiting for this for months.
Don't let them down.
Knock 'em dead.
Get makeup in there, now.
[exhales]
[audience cheers]
[applause]
[woman] That was Lenny and Charlie.
OK, next up, a late entry.
Dancing to "On A Roll" by Ashley O, it's Rachel Goggins.
[applause]
[music plays]
Oh, honey I'll do anything for you
Oh, honey
Just tell me what you want me to
Oh, honey Kiss me up against the wall
Oh, honey Don't take anything, just have it all
Yeah, I can't take it So don't you fake it
I know your love's my destiny
Do you have any idea how long it takes a rodent to die
when it's eaten the poisoned bait in one of these?
Your pest control policy needs a serious overhaul, my friend.
-Man, I'm just the janitor. -[music continues]
I'm stoked on ambition and verve
I'm gonna get what I deserve
So full of ambition and verve
- I'm gonna get what I deserve -[gasps]
[gasping]
[scattered applause]
[cries]
I'm so stupid.
I messed it all up.
I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
I let Ashley Too down.
[footsteps approaching]
Bear put a camera in her dressing room like you asked.
You'll want to see this.
[Catherine] What's she doing?
[Munk] She's been stockpiling the meds.
Also...
there's this.