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2,500
it can be dangerous.
you mean he could drown.
2,501
you mean he could drown.
he shouldn't scuba dive until he retires.
2,502
he shouldn't scuba dive until he retires.
but he dives to relax.
2,503
but he dives to relax.
he might relax, but it makes me nervous.
2,504
he might relax, but it makes me nervous.
if his wife doesn't mind, you shouldn't mind.
2,505
did you watch that golf tournament?
the one that tiger won?
2,506
the one that tiger won?
how did he do it?
2,507
how did he do it?
it was nothing for him.
2,508
it was nothing for him.
he sank a 20-foot putt on the last hole to win by one stroke!
2,509
he sank a 20-foot putt on the last hole to win by one stroke!
he sank a 25-footer last year at the same tournament to win by one stroke.
2,510
he sank a 25-footer last year at the same tournament to win by one stroke.
i think he is from outer space.
2,511
i think he is from outer space.
no human could possibly play golf that well.
2,512
no human could possibly play golf that well.
whenever he needs a shot to win a tournament, he makes that shot.
2,513
whenever he needs a shot to win a tournament, he makes that shot.
no human can do that.
2,514
no human can do that.
somebody should check his birth record.
2,515
somebody should check his birth record.
i bet it says he was born on mars.
2,516
who's the greatest baseball player?
there are so many great players.
2,517
there are so many great players.
yes, but who is the greatest?
2,518
yes, but who is the greatest?
i'd have to say babe ruth.
2,519
i'd have to say babe ruth.
most people would say that.
2,520
most people would say that.
he changed the game.
2,521
he changed the game.
yes, he made the home run popular.
2,522
yes, he made the home run popular.
everybody loved him, all over the nation.
2,523
everybody loved him, all over the nation.
he helped make the yankees the best team ever.
2,524
he helped make the yankees the best team ever.
and ruth was a good person, too.
2,525
and ruth was a good person, too.
he always visited hospitals to cheer up sick kids.
2,526
he always visited hospitals to cheer up sick kids.
there will never be another babe.
2,527
did you hear what happened at the baseball game?
no, please tell me.
2,528
no, please tell me.
someone punched out someone.
2,529
someone punched out someone.
that's not nice.
2,530
that's not nice.
it's worse than that.
2,531
it's worse than that.
how so?
2,532
how so?
two guys got into an argument.
2,533
two guys got into an argument.
i'll bet they were drinking.
2,534
i'll bet they were drinking.
a third guy punched one of the two guys.
2,535
a third guy punched one of the two guys.
i'll bet he was drinking, too.
2,536
i'll bet he was drinking, too.
the victim hit his head on the concrete steps and died.
2,537
the victim hit his head on the concrete steps and died.
that's terrible. can't people just have fun at a baseball game?
2,538
i want to go to the ball game.
is there a game tonight?
2,539
is there a game tonight?
yes, it starts at 7 p.m.
2,540
yes, it starts at 7 p.m.
can we get tickets?
2,541
can we get tickets?
yes, but only the cheap tickets.
2,542
yes, but only the cheap tickets.
how much are they?
2,543
how much are they?
they're only $5 each.
2,544
they're only $5 each.
that's a good price.
2,545
that's a good price.
yes, it's cheaper than a hot dog or a beer.
2,546
yes, it's cheaper than a hot dog or a beer.
where are the seats?
2,547
where are the seats?
they're behind the outfield.
2,548
they're behind the outfield.
maybe we can catch a home run ball.
2,549
golf is so hard.
what's so hard about hitting a little white ball?
2,550
what's so hard about hitting a little white ball?
it's hard if you want to do it right.
2,551
it's hard if you want to do it right.
you mean like tiger?
2,552
you mean like tiger?
no, like a good amateur golfer.
2,553
no, like a good amateur golfer.
what's so hard about golf?
2,554
what's so hard about golf?
there are so many things you have to do right.
2,555
there are so many things you have to do right.
like what?
2,556
like what?
like keep your left arm straight, keep your head down, and follow through.
2,557
like keep your left arm straight, keep your head down, and follow through.
yikes! who can remember all that?
2,558
yikes! who can remember all that?
you need to get a lot of lessons when you're really young.
2,559
you need to get a lot of lessons when you're really young.
forget it. golf sounds more like work than fun.
2,560
did you hear about the ball player?
the home run hitter on drugs?
2,561
the home run hitter on drugs?
he said a doctor helped him with a personal problem.
2,562
he said a doctor helped him with a personal problem.
he said he wasn't using drugs.
2,563
he said he wasn't using drugs.
he apologized to the fans.
2,564
he apologized to the fans.
the league suspended him for 50 games.
2,565
the league suspended him for 50 games.
that will cost him some money.
2,566
that will cost him some money.
yes, about $7 million.
2,567
yes, about $7 million.
that will teach him a good lesson.
2,568
that will teach him a good lesson.
he probably won't use drugs anymore.
2,569
he probably won't use drugs anymore.
but it won't stop other players from using drugs.
2,570
but it won't stop other players from using drugs.
no. everyone always figures that they won't get caught.
2,571
why is there so much crime?
because parents don't teach their kids right from wrong.
2,572
because parents don't teach their kids right from wrong.
is that it?
2,573
is that it?
also, there aren't enough police.
2,574
also, there aren't enough police.
but there are a lot of police.
2,575
but there are a lot of police.
there's only one police officer per 100 criminals.
2,576
there's only one police officer per 100 criminals.
can't we hire more police?
2,577
can't we hire more police?
no. it costs too much money.
2,578
no. it costs too much money.
doesn't crime cost more than police?
2,579
doesn't crime cost more than police?
yes, it does.
2,580
yes, it does.
so it would be cheaper to hire more police?
2,581
so it would be cheaper to hire more police?
yes, it would.
2,582
this is a great neighborhood.
yes, it is.
2,583
yes, it is.
people are friendly.
2,584
people are friendly.
yes, they are.
2,585
yes, they are.
the streets and sidewalks are clean.
2,586
the streets and sidewalks are clean.
yes, they are.
2,587
yes, they are.
there's a real nice park nearby.
2,588
there's a real nice park nearby.
yes, there is.
2,589
yes, there is.
i feel safe here.
2,590
i feel safe here.
there is no crime here.
2,591
there is no crime here.
i wish i could move here.
2,592
i wish i could move here.
maybe you can, if someone moves out.
2,593
the house burned down.
what happened?
2,594
what happened?
the man fell asleep.
2,595
the man fell asleep.
was he smoking?
2,596
was he smoking?
yes, he was smoking a cigarette.
2,597
yes, he was smoking a cigarette.
did he die?
2,598
did he die?
yes, he did. his cat died, too.
2,599
yes, he did. his cat died, too.
that's too bad. what about his smoke alarm?