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he's a dirty old man.
what do you mean?
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what do you mean?
he's old enough to be my father, yet he asked me out.
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he's old enough to be my father, yet he asked me out.
well, you can't blame a man for asking.
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well, you can't blame a man for asking.
he should act his age.
2,304
he should act his age.
but a lot of old people are still interested in dating.
2,305
but a lot of old people are still interested in dating.
they should find a nice hobby.
2,306
they should find a nice hobby.
just wait until you're 50 years old.
2,307
just wait until you're 50 years old.
dating will be the furthest thing from my mind.
2,308
dating will be the furthest thing from my mind.
that's what you say now. wait till you're 50.
2,309
does your girlfriend ever make you angry?
sometimes.
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sometimes.
what does she do?
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what does she do?
just yesterday, i told her i wouldn't trade her for all the money in the world.
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just yesterday, i told her i wouldn't trade her for all the money in the world.
that was a nice thing to say.
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that was a nice thing to say.
that's what i thought.
2,314
that's what i thought.
what did she say?
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what did she say?
she laughed! she didn't believe me.
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she laughed! she didn't believe me.
that wasn't very nice of her.
2,317
that wasn't very nice of her.
she said that nothing is more important to me than money.
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she said that nothing is more important to me than money.
what did you say?
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what did you say?
i told her i wouldn't trade her for any other woman in the world.
2,320
some people have good noses.
i wish i had a good nose. mine is way too big.
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i wish i had a good nose. mine is way too big.
i don't mean good-looking. i mean good-smelling.
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i don't mean good-looking. i mean good-smelling.
oh. but that can be a curse.
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oh. but that can be a curse.
yes, because you can be too sensitive to odors.
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yes, because you can be too sensitive to odors.
i'll say. my girlfriend has a nose like a drug dog.
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i'll say. my girlfriend has a nose like a drug dog.
did she catch you using drugs?
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did she catch you using drugs?
sort of. she knows whenever i sneak a cigarette.
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sort of. she knows whenever i sneak a cigarette.
you don't need a good nose for that—cigarettes stink.
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you don't need a good nose for that—cigarettes stink.
but when i sneak just one cigarette in the morning, she can smell it that evening!
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but when i sneak just one cigarette in the morning, she can smell it that evening!
boy, that is a good nose.
2,330
boy, that is a good nose.
i told her she should apply for a job at customs.
2,331
let's go out to eat.
that sounds like fun.
2,332
that sounds like fun.
where do you want to go?
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where do you want to go?
let me think a minute.
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let me think a minute.
i feel like chinese.
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i feel like chinese.
that sounds delicious.
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that sounds delicious.
i know a good chinese restaurant.
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i know a good chinese restaurant.
how far away is it?
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how far away is it?
it's only 10 minutes from here.
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it's only 10 minutes from here.
do we need reservations?
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do we need reservations?
oh, no. we can walk right in.
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oh, no. we can walk right in.
let's go now. i'm hungry!
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i can't believe how long this line is.
this is a popular restaurant, isn't it?
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this is a popular restaurant, isn't it?
yes, but it isn't a fast-food restaurant, is it?
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yes, but it isn't a fast-food restaurant, is it?
it's the slowest hamburger in town.
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it's the slowest hamburger in town.
that's because they cook it while you wait.
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that's because they cook it while you wait.
yes. that's why it's also the best hamburger in town.
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yes. that's why it's also the best hamburger in town.
a great burger and great service.
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a great burger and great service.
yes, the workers are very polite.
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yes, the workers are very polite.
and they're clean.
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and they're clean.
i've been coming here for years.
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i've been coming here for years.
me too.
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me too.
excuse me. they just called my number.
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lunch was delicious.
thank you.
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thank you.
what kind of soup was that?
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what kind of soup was that?
it was tomato soup.
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it was tomato soup.
that tasted so good.
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that tasted so good.
i put lemon and butter in it.
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i put lemon and butter in it.
the sandwich was good, too.
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the sandwich was good, too.
everyone likes bacon and tomato sandwiches.
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everyone likes bacon and tomato sandwiches.
especially on toast.
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especially on toast.
and the pickles were great, too.
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and the pickles were great, too.
tomorrow we'll have rice and fish for lunch.
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tomorrow we'll have rice and fish for lunch.
i can't wait.
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i'm calling the waiter.
what's the matter?
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what's the matter?
this steak has too much fat.
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this steak has too much fat.
what do you want the waiter to do?
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what do you want the waiter to do?
bring me a better steak.
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bring me a better steak.
i wouldn't do that.
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i wouldn't do that.
why not?
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why not?
they will drop the new steak on the floor, step on it, and then spit on it.
2,371
they will drop the new steak on the floor, step on it, and then spit on it.
you're crazy.
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you're crazy.
then the waiter will give you a big smile as he brings you the new steak.
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then the waiter will give you a big smile as he brings you the new steak.
where do you get these crazy ideas?
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where do you get these crazy ideas?
i used to cook in a restaurant!
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let's leave.
but we just got here.
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but we just got here.
did you see the waiter's hands?
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did you see the waiter's hands?
no.
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no.
he had dirty fingernails.
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he had dirty fingernails.
really?
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really?
his nails were black!
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his nails were black!
that's disgusting.
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that's disgusting.
and he poured water into our glasses.
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and he poured water into our glasses.
yuck! no water for me.
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yuck! no water for me.
i wonder if the cooks' nails are dirty, too.
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i wonder if the cooks' nails are dirty, too.
who cares? let's get out of here.
2,386
this hot bread is delicious.
i like this restaurant because they give you free bread.
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i like this restaurant because they give you free bread.
well, i think we are paying for it.
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well, i think we are paying for it.
no. look at the bill when we get it. there's no charge for the bread.
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no. look at the bill when we get it. there's no charge for the bread.
it is delicious, especially with butter.
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it is delicious, especially with butter.
i think we should just leave after we fill up on the bread.
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i think we should just leave after we fill up on the bread.
they probably wouldn't like that.
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they probably wouldn't like that.
i'm eating so much bread that i'm getting full.
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i'm eating so much bread that i'm getting full.
then stop eating the bread!
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then stop eating the bread!
okay, just one more piece. pass the butter, please.
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okay, just one more piece. pass the butter, please.
if i owned a restaurant, i would never serve hot bread before the main course.
2,396
if i owned a restaurant, i would never serve hot bread before the main course.
that's terrible. i would never go to your restaurant.
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is this a clean restaurant?
well, the tables and chairs look okay.
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well, the tables and chairs look okay.
okay, let's sit down.
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okay, let's sit down.
check out the silverware.