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coherent | Oh YEAH?? We'll see |
dp | Oh YEAH? Ghost have a |
coherent | Well God, I guess it really just goes to show you that there's many different |
dp | Well God, I guess it really just goes to show you that before she said |
coherent | It is a FACT |
dp | It is not even |
coherent | All I need is a way to convert mathematical truths to the real world and I WILL NEVER BE WRONG AGAIN |
dp | All I need is a way to convert mathematical truths to the real world and I WILL NOT WHAT WOULD likely |
coherent | But...1 +2 IS the same as2 |
dp | But...1 +2 IS A Horse; D |
coherent | Patrick Stewart! What are you |
dp | Patrick Stewart! The ghost and |
coherent | I will say " wicked sweettimes " and then I would say " what did you |
dp | I will say " wicked sweettimes " and then I would say, transmuting it. |
coherent | Thanks! Don't you |
dp | Thanks! Suddenly my |
coherent | But you can hardly taste it, |
dp | But you can hardly taste words " |
coherent | What if... what if I had the BEST HOUSE EVER this Hallowe'en |
dp | What if... what if I had the BEST NARRATIVE TENSION too bad |
coherent | I must make this dream come |
dp | I must make this one and |
coherent | And I could have a spooky tape, but instead of chainsaws and screams, I'd have the voice of a man quietly dictating memories of his youth, knowing Alzheimer's will rob |
dp | And I could have a spooky tape, but instead of chainsaws and screams, I'd have the voice of a man quietly dictating memories of his youth, knowing that in most |
coherent | Man, you just wait! Kids will be boarding the train to SCARYTOWNE at |
dp | Man, you just wait! Kids will be boarding the train station. I |
coherent | Because he's got a disease that robs him of his memories, relationships and identity. |
dp | Because he's got a disease that robs him of his memories, because the distant women |
coherent | Stood up on ST. |
dp | Stood up on our friendship |
coherent | Thanks, Dromiceiomimus. But man, who stands someone up on St. Patrick's day? BESIDES MY DATE, THAT IS |
dp | Thanks, Dromiceiomimus. But man, who stands someone up on St. Patrick's day? BESIDES MY2008 COSTUME AND DROMICEIOMIMUS |
coherent | I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS STOOD UP AGAIN, TODAY, ON CINCO DE |
dp | I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS STOOD UP AGAIN, TODAY COULD HELP HIM AND |
coherent | Remember my St. Patrick's Day date? The woman who stood me |
dp | Remember my St. Patrick's Day date? The woman? Whoah! |
coherent | TODAY IS LABOUR DAY (LABOR DAY IN THE UNITED STATES) AND SHE STOOD ME UP |
dp | TODAY IS LABOUR DAY (LABOR DAY IN THE UNITED STATES) AND SHE SAID " hear |
coherent | You know, besides being stood up all |
dp | You know, besides being stood on by |
coherent | You know how in stories, whenever a character has the chance, he always decides that it's too dangerous to |
dp | You know how in stories, whenever a character has the chance, he always decides that it's gonna get enough |
coherent | Okay, knowing just one thing, then. Going through life knowing that |
dp | Okay, knowing just one thing, then. Going through overuse, and |
coherent | I just want one little tidbit, |
dp | I just want to happen to meet |
coherent | Man I coulda told you that! I accidentally |
dp | Man I coulda told you remember from olde - |
coherent | My future! It's... |
dp | My future! It's a particle displacement |
coherent | Sometimes, someone will break up with you. Aw snaps! What |
dp | Sometimes, someone will break up with you. Aw dang window? |
coherent | " It's okay, sweetie! I'm sure one day you'll |
dp | " It's okay, sweetie! I'm sure I actually created |
coherent | " Would you also break up with a rocket skateboard? BECAUSE THOSE WOULD BE GREAT. LIKE ME. I AM GREAT. |
dp | " Would you also break up with a rocket skateboard? BECAUSE THOSE WOULD BE GREAT. LIKE ME. I AM THE PRODUCT |
coherent | " What if your next boyfriend is |
dp | " What if your email once. |
coherent | " Oh, were we |
dp | " Oh my couch! |
coherent | Wouldn't it be funny if I planted A FAKE GRAVE for |
dp | Wouldn't it be funny if I planted a very handsome, |
coherent | Then, when my house is torn down |
dp | Then, when my house is what they've |
coherent | Forget you, internet! Your skeletons cost like $ |
dp | Forget you, internet! Your skeletons cost of western |
coherent | Well, no, a real one. But if |
dp | Well, no, a real one.. I'll |
coherent | I get to spend the rest of my life being in on a great joke, and |
dp | I get to spend the rest of my life being in on a jerk to be controlled |
coherent | All of this will go in Dromiceiomimus's back |
dp | All of this will go and later! |
coherent | Tell me honestly, Mr. Tusks: do you think my |
dp | Tell me honestly, Mr. Tusks: many socialites does that |
coherent | Today is a good day |
dp | Today is 'Commander Punchy'. |
coherent | I will consider it as a |
dp | I will HAVE A list of |
coherent | To begin: your house is too small and |
dp | To begin: your house, imitation and you're |
coherent | You, tiny woman |
dp | You, I love |
coherent | My comments were addressed to the young lady beneath my foot; you were |
dp | My comments were addressed to the young lady beneath my foot, you what |
coherent | You have difficulty discerning to whom I am |
dp | You have difficulty discerning to point.. |
coherent | I babysat a pterodactyl last night. It was pretty fun, I |
dp | I babysat a pterodactyl last night. It was pretty low " Or |
coherent | But -she can have more, right? She won't |
dp | But -she can have more, the bearer of my |
coherent | oh no oh no oh no! I lost the baby I was sitting! I am the world's worst babysitter |
dp | oh no oh no oh no! I lost the baby I was sitting! I am going to be invented |
coherent | The islanders started mimicking what they'd seen the troops |
dp | The islanders started mimicking what they'd seen as " |
coherent | The result was ersatz marches, imitation airstrips and walkie talkies made out of wood and bamboo, and even torch signal flares, used to signal divine planes that never |
dp | The result was ersatz marches, imitation airstrips and walkie talkies made out of wood and bamboo, and even torch signal flares, used to signal divine planes delivering amazing |
coherent | It's a very particular sense of crazy but I'm |
dp | It's a very particular sense of cooking "! |
coherent | What if -what if I started my OWN cargo |
dp | What if -what if I started when your every |
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