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Today is a beautiful day to be stomping on things! As a dinosaur
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Today is a beautiful day to be stomping on things! As high school
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coherent
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What's that, little house? You wish you were back in your own time? THAT
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dp
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What's that, little house? You wish you were back in your own essential humanity!
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coherent
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Perhaps you too will get a
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dp
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Perhaps you too will splash chlorinated
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coherent
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I have felt the harsh sting of my own racial joke turned against me! Luckily, I've been saving
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dp
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I have felt the harsh sting of my own racial joke turned against me! Luckily, Dromiceiomimus, that's
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coherent
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All of those hours of thinking up
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dp
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All of those guys! " Heck
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coherent
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So, my racist joke somehow backfired on me
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dp
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So, my racist joke somehow backfired incredibly unlikely
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coherent
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I hope the Utahraptor is around here somewhere! My legs are giving
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dp
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I hope the Utahraptor is around here somewhere! My secret is a
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coherent
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There you are!
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dp
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There you taste in
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coherent
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Utaught me how to be a
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dp
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Utaught me how to some sparks
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coherent
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And I was a very good
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dp
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And I was a good teeth
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coherent
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No, but --
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dp
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No, but two have
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coherent
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I propose a journey to the
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dp
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I propose a universe, does
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coherent
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I will give your
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dp
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I will, but
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coherent
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I propose a journey to the
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dp
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I propose a dying, this
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coherent
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I have constructed a rocket -ship for myself
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dp
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I have constructed a rocket skates! They're causing
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coherent
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I will give your
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dp
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I will realize that
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coherent
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You're the dude who kicked an evil kangaroo as often as evil kangaroos could ever
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dp
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You're the dude who kicked an evil kangaroo as often as evil kangaroos could add
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coherent
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I'll just keep kicking that kangaroo until even
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dp
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I'll just keep kicking that kangaroo ".
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coherent
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I will take what I can
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dp
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I will take over the best
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coherent
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I will be awarded a doctorate
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dp
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I will be totalled my friend
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coherent
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I can only hope the world is
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dp
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I can only $50 you've got
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coherent
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Because he always has to pay for everything
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dp
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Because he always has precedence! It was
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coherent
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Dear mental diary that everyone can hear: Utahraptor was so impressed with my
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dp
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Dear mental diary that everyone can hear: Utahraptor was so impressed: "
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coherent
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Here are some HOT TIPS FOR
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dp
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Here are DEFINITELY not coming from
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coherent
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Here are some HOT
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dp
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Here are closely,
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coherent
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And playing with a salt shaker represents ROMANTIC
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dp
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And playing with a beat the party!
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coherent
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It's been three days and neither " Life of Crime " nor " Meet Someone who Doesn't Suck " have made me rich. MAYBE I AM NOT
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dp
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It's been three days and neither " Life of Crime " nor " Meet Someone who Doesn't Suck " have made me rich. MAYBE I'M NOT A
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coherent
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Or maybe PEOPLE are not that great an
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dp
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Or maybe PEOPLE are not only look forward
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coherent
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Or MAYBE I should be happy that I basically wrote two books in as many days
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dp
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Or MAYBE I should be happy that I basically wrote two books ".. Therefore
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coherent
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It would make sense, since
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dp
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It would go back to -
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coherent
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Hey everyone! You know what needs more jokes? ONLY EVERY RELIGIOUS TEXT EVER
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dp
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Hey everyone! You know what needs more jokes? ONLY EVERY RELIGIOUS TEXT EVER
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coherent
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Alright! Time to start
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dp
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Alright! Time for one
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coherent
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
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dp
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Ladies and gentlemen, huh? You
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coherent
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It's an easy way for you to meet new dudes! If you move to a new town and want to meet some dudes then you can go to the site and then you can meet some
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dp
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It's an easy way for you to meet new dudes! If you move to a new town and want to meet some dudes then you can go to the site and then you know what happened
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coherent
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Drat! It DOES.
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dp
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Drat! It does he
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coherent
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Okay, so my new idea is to give the homeless access to
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dp
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Okay, so my new idea is to give the proper subclass of
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coherent
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Yes, thank you! I
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dp
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Yes, thank you disagree with
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coherent
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There! Now I've got a certificate from the mayor that says I'm not allowed
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dp
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There! Now I've got a certificate from the mayor that again! It's safe
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coherent
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THAT should finally straighten up some
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dp
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THAT should finally straighten up!
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coherent
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Descartes was a dude who wrote "
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dp
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Descartes was a baby! Luckily,
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coherent
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I will write this down in Latin.
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dp
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I will write this story where ignorance is
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coherent
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All we know for sure is that thinking is going on
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dp
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All we know for sure is that air, isn't a
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coherent
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Here are some things that DEFINITELY won't fit into my mouth. I tried!
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dp
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Here are some things that DEFINITELY won't fit into my mouth. I stomp on
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coherent
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First off: dog breederies,
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dp
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First off without showering, T
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coherent
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What? There's plenty to talk
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dp
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What? There's no, I
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coherent
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That's certainly one way of looking at it
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dp
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That's certainly one way to get one with
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coherent
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what do you call a teacher who never passes
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dp
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what do you call a page says he worked
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coherent
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That was an extremely hilarious joke
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dp
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That was an amusing observations and
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coherent
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I went to the optometrist AGAIN last night
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dp
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I went to the optometrist AGAIN! But
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coherent
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(She called them " glasses " but you can tell she was thinking "
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dp
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(She called them " glasses " but you can tell she does a valid
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