paul-stansifer/qwantz-line-classification · Datasets at Hugging Face

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coherent	Being hung over is like winning the lottery, except
dp	Being hung over is like winning the entire time you
coherent	Ah, what a busy day. Time for me to go to bed and be naked and unconscious for, oh,
dp	Ah, what a busy day. Time for me to go to bed and be naked and unconscious) PHILOSOPHICAL suicide after
coherent	Incidentally, I was lying on my back, so that
dp	Incidentally, I was lying on my back, it,
coherent	Anyway THE POINT is that I came up with an elaborate
dp	Anyway THE POINT is that I came up with something!
coherent	It's so obvious! I'm going to learn how to throw knives
dp	It's so obvious! I'm going to learn how to a beach
coherent	KNIFE to meet you, gentlemen!! Sorry if I flew off the HANDLE. And now, I BLADE you
dp	KNIFE to meet you, gentlemen!! Sorry if I flew off the HANDLE. And now, I folded that
coherent	I have a problem! The problem is that when I'm chatting
dp	I have a problem! The problem is that this legacy of
coherent	It's like I have no chatting
dp	It's like I guess I "
coherent	Well. Maybe. But I feel comfortable with you! I guess I do it for people I haven't known for as long. I'll
dp	Well. Maybe. But I feel comfortable with you! I guess I do it for people I haven't known for as a guy in
coherent	Dromiceiomimus! Dino babies! I'm -I'm going to write a story in
dp	Dromiceiomimus! Dino babies! I'm -I'm going to say " What the
coherent	We'll talk and go on adventures even though we're all in diapers! So, yes
dp	We'll talk and go on adventures even though we're all in diapers! What's shake their
coherent	I really wish I still knew someone named
dp	I really wish I still knew it just
coherent	I would make SO MANY jokes about her
dp	I would make SO MANY, and inject
coherent	I like the name Beth, but I ALSO like how I could say things like the classic " She's the Beth of both worlds " and the sassy " the Beth I could have hoped for ".
dp	I like the name Beth, but I ALSO like how I could say things like the classic " She's the Beth of both worlds " and the sassy " the Beth I could have hoped that I only
coherent	I'd use the " Beth of both worlds " one in a circumstance in which
dp	I'd use the " Beth of both worlds " one in a circumstance in me
coherent	You did not just steal my pun
dp	You did not old guy? I
coherent	BUT YOU DID IT WRONG. HOW CAN NOT KNOWING ANYONE NAMED BETH BE A
dp	BUT YOU DID IT WRONG. HOW CAN NOT KNOWING ANYONE ABOUT VIDEOGAMES HERE LIES
coherent	This severely undermines what I
dp	This severely undermines the murderer
coherent	Time Magazine's Beth Photos of2006? Hilarious
dp	Time Magazine's Beth Photos of the best qualified
coherent	The reason is that I think we need to have a talk, and this was an excuse for us to spend some time together
dp	The reason is that I think we need to have a talk, and this was an excuse for us to spend your eyes to
coherent	Oh! Yeah, it was nice. We had " chai "
dp	Oh! Yeah, it was nice. We totally racist against disease
coherent	I ran over it and it burst and
dp	I ran over it! Kapow: when
coherent	Well... it's
dp	Well. I MEAN THERE'S
coherent	Aw man! Everyone who ever
dp	Aw man! I'll be deduced
coherent	I have a great idea! A way to
dp	I have a great idea that could probably just
coherent	Let's all promise to meet in a pub somewhere
dp	Let's all promise to meet in front of truth
coherent	Please? Promise to meet me in a pub in10 years, okay
dp	Please? Promise to meet me in a pub in10 years, THEN
coherent	God, you know those dreams where you're about
dp	God, you know those dumb, T -
coherent	And how come bad things happen to
dp	And how come bad things! Ships
coherent	Oh, hold on, I'm not
dp	Oh, hold on, folks.
coherent	So! How come nobility is such a
dp	So! How come and Plagiarism is a
coherent	How come people judge me because I'd rather remember that my clock is71/2 hours slow
dp	How come people judge me because I'd rather remember that my clock is71/ N) for
coherent	September is coming, and that means BACK TO SCHOOL
dp	September is coming, and that too small sample size
coherent	I can't decide what I like more: the fantastic back -to -school savings
dp	I can't decide what I like more: the fantastic back -Rex! I hadn't
coherent	No wait, I like the savings more!
dp	No wait, I like housewives and there's things
coherent	The COMMERCIALS! The deals on three -ringed binders! I just want to be a
dp	The COMMERCIALS! The deals on three -ringed binders! I just asking, forget what
coherent	I'm not old! My young and fun interests include disparaging authority figures and " hanging out " with my friends,
dp	I'm not old! My young and fun interests include disparaging authority figures and " hanging out " with my man,
coherent	I have just had the greatest idea. Oh my
dp	I have just had the greatest invention...
coherent	I just need to
dp	I just want twelve
coherent	Hah! I find it suspicious that you had this manoeuver all ready to go, AND YET, I welcome it enthusiastically
dp	Hah! I find it suspicious that you had this manoeuver all ready to go, AND YET, I wouldn't cry a
coherent	I thought we had a thing
dp	I thought that I would be
coherent	Huh? Oh, sorry,
dp	Huh? Oh, willing to
coherent	I'm off to test drive some friggin'
dp	I'm off to test drive off the
coherent	WELL THEN. I GUESS I'LL JUST SIT
dp	WELL THEN. I GUESS I'LL be:
coherent	This is when the author puts himself in his story! It happens whenever Hamlet is heard to remark " Forsooth!! That Shakespeare chap is excellent
dp	This is when the author puts himself in his story! It happens whenever Hamlet is heard to remark " Forsooth!! That Shakespeare chap, currently
coherent	(" Forsooth " is how people spoke in olden
dp	(" Forsooth " is how the twist at the
coherent	Anyway, author -um.
dp	Anyway, scorned by a teacher
coherent	I decided I'm happy for her, but I don't want for HER to think that I'M upset, and I'm focusing so much on that that I'm
dp	I decided I'm happy for her, but I don't want for HER to think that I'M upset, and I'm focusing so much! A CELL PHONES
coherent	Um, I would prefer it if
dp	Um, I would be a little
coherent	Shakespeare, I LOVE how you quote yourself instead of actually talking to me
dp	Shakespeare, I LOVE how you quote yourself instead of 'really's, NO AND

coherent

Being hung over is like winning the lottery, except

dp

Being hung over is like winning the entire time you

coherent

Ah, what a busy day. Time for me to go to bed and be naked and unconscious for, oh,

dp

Ah, what a busy day. Time for me to go to bed and be naked and unconscious) PHILOSOPHICAL suicide after

coherent

Incidentally, I was lying on my back, so that

dp

Incidentally, I was lying on my back, it,

coherent

Anyway THE POINT is that I came up with an elaborate

dp

Anyway THE POINT is that I came up with something!

coherent

It's so obvious! I'm going to learn how to throw knives

dp

It's so obvious! I'm going to learn how to a beach

coherent

KNIFE to meet you, gentlemen!! Sorry if I flew off the HANDLE. And now, I BLADE you

dp

KNIFE to meet you, gentlemen!! Sorry if I flew off the HANDLE. And now, I folded that

coherent

I have a problem! The problem is that when I'm chatting

dp

I have a problem! The problem is that this legacy of

coherent

It's like I have no chatting

dp

It's like I guess I "

coherent

Well. Maybe. But I feel comfortable with you! I guess I do it for people I haven't known for as long. I'll

dp

Well. Maybe. But I feel comfortable with you! I guess I do it for people I haven't known for as a guy in

coherent

Dromiceiomimus! Dino babies! I'm -I'm going to write a story in

dp

Dromiceiomimus! Dino babies! I'm -I'm going to say " What the

coherent

We'll talk and go on adventures even though we're all in diapers! So, yes

dp

We'll talk and go on adventures even though we're all in diapers! What's shake their

coherent

I really wish I still knew someone named

dp

I really wish I still knew it just

coherent

I would make SO MANY jokes about her

dp

I would make SO MANY, and inject

coherent

I like the name Beth, but I ALSO like how I could say things like the classic " She's the Beth of both worlds " and the sassy " the Beth I could have hoped for ".

dp

I like the name Beth, but I ALSO like how I could say things like the classic " She's the Beth of both worlds " and the sassy " the Beth I could have hoped that I only

coherent

I'd use the " Beth of both worlds " one in a circumstance in which

dp

I'd use the " Beth of both worlds " one in a circumstance in me

coherent

You did not just steal my pun

dp

You did not old guy? I

coherent

BUT YOU DID IT WRONG. HOW CAN NOT KNOWING ANYONE NAMED BETH BE A

dp

BUT YOU DID IT WRONG. HOW CAN NOT KNOWING ANYONE ABOUT VIDEOGAMES HERE LIES

coherent

This severely undermines what I

dp

This severely undermines the murderer

coherent

Time Magazine's Beth Photos of2006? Hilarious

dp

Time Magazine's Beth Photos of the best qualified

coherent

The reason is that I think we need to have a talk, and this was an excuse for us to spend some time together

dp

The reason is that I think we need to have a talk, and this was an excuse for us to spend your eyes to

coherent

Oh! Yeah, it was nice. We had " chai "

dp

Oh! Yeah, it was nice. We totally racist against disease

coherent

I ran over it and it burst and

dp

I ran over it! Kapow: when

coherent

Well... it's

dp

Well. I MEAN THERE'S

coherent

Aw man! Everyone who ever

dp

Aw man! I'll be deduced

coherent

I have a great idea! A way to

dp

I have a great idea that could probably just

coherent

Let's all promise to meet in a pub somewhere

dp

Let's all promise to meet in front of truth

coherent

Please? Promise to meet me in a pub in10 years, okay

dp

Please? Promise to meet me in a pub in10 years, THEN

coherent

God, you know those dreams where you're about

dp

God, you know those dumb, T -

coherent

And how come bad things happen to

dp

And how come bad things! Ships

coherent

Oh, hold on, I'm not

dp

Oh, hold on, folks.

coherent

So! How come nobility is such a

dp

So! How come and Plagiarism is a

coherent

How come people judge me because I'd rather remember that my clock is71/2 hours slow

dp

How come people judge me because I'd rather remember that my clock is71/ N) for

coherent

September is coming, and that means BACK TO SCHOOL

dp

September is coming, and that too small sample size

coherent

I can't decide what I like more: the fantastic back -to -school savings

dp

I can't decide what I like more: the fantastic back -Rex! I hadn't

coherent

No wait, I like the savings more!

dp

No wait, I like housewives and there's things

coherent

The COMMERCIALS! The deals on three -ringed binders! I just want to be a

dp

The COMMERCIALS! The deals on three -ringed binders! I just asking, forget what

coherent

I'm not old! My young and fun interests include disparaging authority figures and " hanging out " with my friends,

dp

I'm not old! My young and fun interests include disparaging authority figures and " hanging out " with my man,

coherent

I have just had the greatest idea. Oh my

dp

I have just had the greatest invention...

coherent

I just need to

dp

I just want twelve

coherent

Hah! I find it suspicious that you had this manoeuver all ready to go, AND YET, I welcome it enthusiastically

dp

Hah! I find it suspicious that you had this manoeuver all ready to go, AND YET, I wouldn't cry a

coherent

I thought we had a thing

dp

I thought that I would be

coherent

Huh? Oh, sorry,

dp

Huh? Oh, willing to

coherent

I'm off to test drive some friggin'

dp

I'm off to test drive off the

coherent

WELL THEN. I GUESS I'LL JUST SIT

dp

WELL THEN. I GUESS I'LL be:

coherent

This is when the author puts himself in his story! It happens whenever Hamlet is heard to remark " Forsooth!! That Shakespeare chap is excellent

dp

This is when the author puts himself in his story! It happens whenever Hamlet is heard to remark " Forsooth!! That Shakespeare chap, currently

coherent

(" Forsooth " is how people spoke in olden

dp

(" Forsooth " is how the twist at the

coherent

Anyway, author -um.

dp

Anyway, scorned by a teacher

coherent

I decided I'm happy for her, but I don't want for HER to think that I'M upset, and I'm focusing so much on that that I'm

dp

I decided I'm happy for her, but I don't want for HER to think that I'M upset, and I'm focusing so much! A CELL PHONES

coherent

Um, I would prefer it if

dp

Um, I would be a little

coherent

Shakespeare, I LOVE how you quote yourself instead of actually talking to me

dp

Shakespeare, I LOVE how you quote yourself instead of 'really's, NO AND