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What a day
My mom paid $600 for me to sit in a room and tweet, waste of money
in the land of gods and monsters, I was an angel. looking to get fucked hard.
I really hope this isn't the last day of school being cancled. That'd be my luck. \n\Oh hey yeah Melton can I go throw up for a second?\""
i hate you
the thanksgiving meal tomorrow is the only thing that's keeping me going right now
I cant be wasting my credit on this girl
Who wants to get some food
@shewantsagreek ain't that the truth
2 MORE HOURS! \ud83d\ude01
\ud83d\ude00 \u2b05\ufe0f why is that emoji so creepy?
Twitter is dead tonightttt
Haileys perf
@chrissyhuber96 either, and for three, good job getting him in trouble last night idiot!
I officially have Christmas lights in my bedroom. In November. Living with @kelliemarie1852 rubs off on ya eventually.. #allaboutthelighting
if anyone wants to come over and drink coffee and watch Netflix and read and lay in my bed all day, the offer's on the table.
Wind 8 mph WSW. Barometer 1022.0 mb, Rising. Temperature 26.1 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 61%
I'm laughing at the fact that it's not even 6 in the morning and I'm already awake.
It would be nice to have one person. Just one fuckin person.
Not sure why I'm not asleep yet
@StorminJNorman6 OUT OF CONTEXT!
@BeckCornelia nope I haven't I'm trying not to crash
@mucho_gennaro no
@TaraRoseFleming Haha, don't worry, I'll forgive the stalking!
Sweet @JamieSwenka witnessed Eisley's first spit-up. Thankful I was holding her. It was EPIC! Also, Thank you for the yummy food :).
Got my fishing license today in Louisiana asked the guy if I needed a squirrel license as well for as much time as I fish trees #truth
@Jam822 nice job tonight bro!
Wtttttttttttttttttf? I'm still doing homework and I'm not even halfway done. #KillMeNow. \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\udd2b
I wanted words, but all I heard was nothing
I want to be rich but I'm just not cut out to deal with more school right now. That's why I'm going later in life. Idc if it takes longer
@dano089 it honestly is. I can't stop laughing
Why the hell won't my phone charge properly
I think @twitrlessdeclan, @KennleyWolfe, and I should hangout today. \ud83d\ude01
Third wheeling .
@ArlenR24 on that note, I think I might play some Halo 4. Played Dead Rising 2. Not a fan of the controls... Cool game though.
I basically live on instgram
Food has cheered me up today that's pretty sad\ud83d\ude02
Skippin that half day and goin hunting.
Cliff may or may not be planning to murder us
Boys want girlfriends who play xbox and wear jordans? it sounds like you need a boyfriend if you ask me.
People who think I get pissed off easily need to spend a day with the guy I work with on Thursdays lol. He takes it to a whole new level
@MadelineeCurry please tell me you even understand that joke
@Cosmo_Beauty @Najra_xo and you felt the need to tweet this why???
@Pro_xo yep
4 days off! #thankGod
@jordandesiree98 so I have a question...
@cbells202 sadly I am!
@Megan_kyliene Yayy okayyyy! #itsaplanstan
Wish I felt better so I would feel like getting all beautified.
@MTellerico3 wasn't aware u can read a voicemail.
Holy subtweets
@jennamazzetti I miss you so much more and I love you to Hunny!
Counting Cars \u2764
The thrills in the chase
These past 4 months though(: >>>> @akulzer617
@AmazinBlueFan he yells like he got shot in the kneecap
Got a 75 on my biology regents! #thatsafirst
@JasonWhitney24 you're a moron!
@dipperspike hoping there will be a dipper sighting this Christmas! He has been as stealth as #Sasquatch!
dad make it stop
You have no right. #pissed
@yourrachet aunt brandie?!
@SandevHandy It's true, even up here in the country there's a half mile radius of internet around the farm.
@cahrleh7 omg tell me about it?!
5 days of racing and were finally on our way home, and as soon as i get home im wrenching. #racemood
Stuck here..
Life is so much more fulfilling when it's #49ers season.
I'm so ready for this school year to be over, because that means no more government. \ud83d\ude0a
The one and only Cheerios.
Could definitely get use to were going home getting played on the radio
Another long fun filled work day.... Really shouldn't have had Wilbur's revenge last night at famous Dave's I'm paying for it today.
@c_schlady we could always go & watch paint dry. #alwaysagoodtime #pureexcitement
Creep'n
@rackedupshawddy bring me fooddddd \ud83d\ude29
Me myself and I. The three musketeers
I'm so annoyed right now..
@TDSpidey616 there's one where homer comes home an catches them and Glenn shoots them all, yeah?
What a great day! Fishing all afternoon... now some ball practice!
@mallorystapler is probably wondering why i always send her random pictures \ud83d\ude02
@KizzyKelm hahaha
Love the way my life is looking, regardless of whose leaving and whose coming in...
@RealStephano IKR?!
@ktiller12 FOR SURE?!?
I can be surrounded by a sea of people & still feel all alone.
Cheese is scum
In this life you can't wait for things to happen. You have to go make it happen.
I never tell anyone anything anymore
Goodnight @MacieMakenna I love you
Like all those days and weeks and months i've tried to steal a kiss, and all those sleepless nights and daydreams where i've pictured this
I have 48 pictures on my phone and my sister has 10,192. #wow
@cli6cli6 Heading to CES too?
Omg season premier of #svu is gonna be amaze balls
I love when my dog gets out of my backyard and I get to chase him down in the rain
Other people just read my mind and say exactly what I'm thinking. Kudos to them I guess.
@bayleeak14 thank you \ud83d\ude0a
@edoug551 just giving you shit bro!
@Apane57 @27antonio27 @DandreEver @OliviaaConnors @TyriqueHall22 pore pane getting bombed with this
Daryl better not be next or I'll kill someone
i love marissa
I'm done. Stick a fork in me. These kids need to go to bed!

What a day

My mom paid $600 for me to sit in a room and tweet, waste of money

in the land of gods and monsters, I was an angel. looking to get fucked hard.

I really hope this isn't the last day of school being cancled. That'd be my luck. \n\Oh hey yeah Melton can I go throw up for a second?\""

i hate you

the thanksgiving meal tomorrow is the only thing that's keeping me going right now

I cant be wasting my credit on this girl

Who wants to get some food

@shewantsagreek ain't that the truth

2 MORE HOURS! \ud83d\ude01

\ud83d\ude00 \u2b05\ufe0f why is that emoji so creepy?

Twitter is dead tonightttt

Haileys perf

@chrissyhuber96 either, and for three, good job getting him in trouble last night idiot!

I officially have Christmas lights in my bedroom. In November. Living with @kelliemarie1852 rubs off on ya eventually.. #allaboutthelighting

if anyone wants to come over and drink coffee and watch Netflix and read and lay in my bed all day, the offer's on the table.

Wind 8 mph WSW. Barometer 1022.0 mb, Rising. Temperature 26.1 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 61%

I'm laughing at the fact that it's not even 6 in the morning and I'm already awake.

It would be nice to have one person. Just one fuckin person.

Not sure why I'm not asleep yet

@StorminJNorman6 OUT OF CONTEXT!

@BeckCornelia nope I haven't I'm trying not to crash

@mucho_gennaro no

@TaraRoseFleming Haha, don't worry, I'll forgive the stalking!

Sweet @JamieSwenka witnessed Eisley's first spit-up. Thankful I was holding her. It was EPIC! Also, Thank you for the yummy food :).

Got my fishing license today in Louisiana asked the guy if I needed a squirrel license as well for as much time as I fish trees #truth

@Jam822 nice job tonight bro!

Wtttttttttttttttttf? I'm still doing homework and I'm not even halfway done. #KillMeNow. \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\udd2b

I wanted words, but all I heard was nothing

I want to be rich but I'm just not cut out to deal with more school right now. That's why I'm going later in life. Idc if it takes longer

@dano089 it honestly is. I can't stop laughing

Why the hell won't my phone charge properly

I think @twitrlessdeclan, @KennleyWolfe, and I should hangout today. \ud83d\ude01

Third wheeling .

@ArlenR24 on that note, I think I might play some Halo 4. Played Dead Rising 2. Not a fan of the controls... Cool game though.

I basically live on instgram

Food has cheered me up today that's pretty sad\ud83d\ude02

Skippin that half day and goin hunting.

Cliff may or may not be planning to murder us

Boys want girlfriends who play xbox and wear jordans? it sounds like you need a boyfriend if you ask me.

People who think I get pissed off easily need to spend a day with the guy I work with on Thursdays lol. He takes it to a whole new level

@MadelineeCurry please tell me you even understand that joke

@Cosmo_Beauty @Najra_xo and you felt the need to tweet this why???

@Pro_xo yep

4 days off! #thankGod

@jordandesiree98 so I have a question...

@cbells202 sadly I am!

@Megan_kyliene Yayy okayyyy! #itsaplanstan

Wish I felt better so I would feel like getting all beautified.

@MTellerico3 wasn't aware u can read a voicemail.

Holy subtweets

@jennamazzetti I miss you so much more and I love you to Hunny!

Counting Cars \u2764

The thrills in the chase

These past 4 months though(: >>>> @akulzer617

@AmazinBlueFan he yells like he got shot in the kneecap

Got a 75 on my biology regents! #thatsafirst

@JasonWhitney24 you're a moron!

@dipperspike hoping there will be a dipper sighting this Christmas! He has been as stealth as #Sasquatch!

dad make it stop

You have no right. #pissed

@yourrachet aunt brandie?!

@SandevHandy It's true, even up here in the country there's a half mile radius of internet around the farm.

@cahrleh7 omg tell me about it?!

5 days of racing and were finally on our way home, and as soon as i get home im wrenching. #racemood

Stuck here..

Life is so much more fulfilling when it's #49ers season.

I'm so ready for this school year to be over, because that means no more government. \ud83d\ude0a

The one and only Cheerios.

Could definitely get use to were going home getting played on the radio

Another long fun filled work day.... Really shouldn't have had Wilbur's revenge last night at famous Dave's I'm paying for it today.

@c_schlady we could always go & watch paint dry. #alwaysagoodtime #pureexcitement

Creep'n

@rackedupshawddy bring me fooddddd \ud83d\ude29

Me myself and I. The three musketeers

I'm so annoyed right now..

@TDSpidey616 there's one where homer comes home an catches them and Glenn shoots them all, yeah?

What a great day! Fishing all afternoon... now some ball practice!

@mallorystapler is probably wondering why i always send her random pictures \ud83d\ude02

@KizzyKelm hahaha

Love the way my life is looking, regardless of whose leaving and whose coming in...

@RealStephano IKR?!

@ktiller12 FOR SURE?!?

I can be surrounded by a sea of people & still feel all alone.

Cheese is scum

In this life you can't wait for things to happen. You have to go make it happen.

I never tell anyone anything anymore

Goodnight @MacieMakenna I love you

Like all those days and weeks and months i've tried to steal a kiss, and all those sleepless nights and daydreams where i've pictured this

I have 48 pictures on my phone and my sister has 10,192. #wow

@cli6cli6 Heading to CES too?

Omg season premier of #svu is gonna be amaze balls

I love when my dog gets out of my backyard and I get to chase him down in the rain

Other people just read my mind and say exactly what I'm thinking. Kudos to them I guess.

@bayleeak14 thank you \ud83d\ude0a

@edoug551 just giving you shit bro!

@Apane57 @27antonio27 @DandreEver @OliviaaConnors @TyriqueHall22 pore pane getting bombed with this

Daryl better not be next or I'll kill someone

i love marissa

I'm done. Stick a fork in me. These kids need to go to bed!