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I wish I saw @jessslanni more it's been at least 6 months
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Lolololol
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@hannahgariepyy @volzalex oh....I see \ud83d\ude14
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I got my ghost outside, I call it Casper #JuicyJ #staytrippy
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Wow worst kettle bell circuit ever
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Watching my wife and daughter worship together on our piano at home. What a blessing! #reallife
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Can't believe this is my last day as a #intern at NBC. What an awesome experience! Going to miss everyone @NBCUinterns
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@natalllie_ brb crying \ud83d\ude2d
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I personally have nothing against people who smoke marijuana.. do whatcha gotta do.
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Pizza and beer kinda night
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congratulations.
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Caldwell Farms \people ought to know where their food comes from, come visit\" #organic"
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I'm trying not the think about you, can't you just let me be?
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I get annoyed so easy.
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Home sweet home \u2764 #sohappy
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well there goes that
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Two classes and a presentation, then it's time to go home. #LETSGO
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@The_Cole_Train_ pretty much
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Idk why all these girls want a cute relationship where it's lovey dovey 24/7. I'd rather joke around & be assholes to each other. \ud83d\ude46
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That escalated quickly
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I hate you but you brought this upon yourself
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Really could use some pit tickets to Arcade Fire! #TixMas
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You already know...
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I love listing to #pandora with out @BrynneSorrell and @ceichers also @rachman93 also @rachLstekL
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I don't wants to work.
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Every time One Direction here you in the car they have suicide thoughts
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I wish you could customize the iPhone
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@DisneyCruise awesome helping the environment
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Can I rewind to 24 hours ago?
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This kid better hit me up tonight otherwise I'll be bored as fuckk
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Me and savannah make not fun situations, FUNNNNN @ssavannah_grace
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uh excuuuuuse you
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We can't stop now, no matter who tries to get in between us. This is our life, this is our love. Baby I won't stop...loving you.
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Turn on the news...\nDAY 9: GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN complete with a timed clock. \n\nLet's all chill out. This isn't a game show.
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College is like a larger version of high school with the same popularity system and again.... I'm not popular. \ud83d\ude11
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I'm glad football season has arrived because than C has no reason to complain when I watch my shows. #winning
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I don't want to get ready
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I really need to stop wasting my time.
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I love Tiffany. <3
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This time baby, I'll be bulletproof.
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@sugacocaine143 if you knew half the stuff we've done, you probably already would have. Lolol.
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@Stevieboi21 got mine tonight hahah
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what a great night with my second family.. just wish @SammiFloarke was home to spend it with us! #missyou #loveyou
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Even thought I am a brat sometimes, I would never make it a day without my parents #honesthour #lovethemtodeath
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:):):)
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And you can tell everybody that this is your song
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If Michael Zack sends me one more Farmville request
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Where's the big ol double drop tine buck at?
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@_marinapilot I'm not going tomorrow because I don't have it done
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@AnthonyGraziosi that's some expensive shit
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Well, you're all waking up. Seems like my bedtime. Night
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@aeschlimann47 likewise! Haha
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Don't forget to tip your drug dealer!
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@Adamroller23 wrestling
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@jess_ashhole sorry a few times In my life I have consumed ungodly amounts of alcohol
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@HayleyLeimanaa omfg yesssss. guess what today is
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@maddiehalaburda because if you failed it, it would have gone down like 15%. LOGIC
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I don't care who you are you gotta love getting flowers
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I really hate being sick, especially during summer.
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U know it's not a bad day when u have almost no makeup on & get told from a complete stranger that ur complexion is beautiful\u263a\ufe0f\u263a\ufe0f #daymaker
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Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours.
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I need plans for tomorrow \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude1d
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just blow it in my mouth. #shitmyfriendssay
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@Carnie_boy @treblackblack it's going to be brutal for these kids tomorrow
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@NikkiSweetPea_ maybe you should like find a cool word that means you are a hard decision maker and put that as your first tat
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Jacob and my mom are arguing over voter discrimination...
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I don't feel good \ud83d\ude2d. I need my boyfriend to come cuddle with me! @AirRon_Mayer
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Playin NCAA 14 and now i REALLY want football season #patsnation #buckeyenation
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\u201c@DopeAssDarLey: @morganic_o avi>>>>\u201d \ud83d\ude0b\ud83d\ude0b thank u !
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Coffee time \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01
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SVU is consuming my life!
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Big money talking to you mother fucker, that's because big money brought it to ya.
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I want @kristinkearneyy @hilkejay86 @Droolsac and @RickSmits0 to come visit but the last time that happened it needed in a broken phone\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
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Why is the only time I can get an appt to get my windshield fixed between 130-330 today. Id rather be at the beach...
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It's not about the thrill of the catch, it's the thrill of the hunt
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It's so hot in my room.
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@Luke5SOS I just finished my first day at college :) how's your day going?
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Ugh bothered cause my mom is making a big deal about me changing my mind about going to our family friends for New Years.
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The coming attraction for next weeks Workaholic >>>>>
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Red zone is chill
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my mom got me fried rice with shrimp. my FAV thing ever
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Had the scariest dream ever. \ud83d\ude40
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@alexisritsonXo yay! Are you staying for finals? Nicks wrestling!
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To top off this wonderful day I will be watching Christmas vacation #merrychristmas #youseriousclark
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On my way to the doctors...
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I realize my second to last tweet wasnt funny... He's now in a coma. \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude23
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Nothing better than this feeling
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@melmel2fly you're perfect \ud83d\ude48
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I miss my people
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i may be transfering to kent sooner than i think\ud83d\ude11
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Meee
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Whenever the coffee at work is almost gone I will just pour half a cup and go back later to get more, cause they don't pay me to make coffee
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Game 7?? Haha what a joke
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half of you gonna grow up and be weird ass beaver county people how does that make you feel?
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@Sulla_xP if I have to see a green bubble again I might strangle someone
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But I believe in myself. So that's all that matters. I'm sorry you don't see the change.
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One in the air
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@BurnsBrooks pretty much
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My body hates me..
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get a little sad when i have to work on a saturday evening then i realize my job is connected to a club...and, i am 21.
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