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I wish I saw @jessslanni more it's been at least 6 months
Lolololol
@hannahgariepyy @volzalex oh....I see \ud83d\ude14
I got my ghost outside, I call it Casper #JuicyJ #staytrippy
Wow worst kettle bell circuit ever
Watching my wife and daughter worship together on our piano at home. What a blessing! #reallife
Can't believe this is my last day as a #intern at NBC. What an awesome experience! Going to miss everyone @NBCUinterns
@natalllie_ brb crying \ud83d\ude2d
I personally have nothing against people who smoke marijuana.. do whatcha gotta do.
Pizza and beer kinda night
congratulations.
Caldwell Farms \people ought to know where their food comes from, come visit\" #organic"
I'm trying not the think about you, can't you just let me be?
I get annoyed so easy.
Home sweet home \u2764 #sohappy
well there goes that
Two classes and a presentation, then it's time to go home. #LETSGO
@The_Cole_Train_ pretty much
Idk why all these girls want a cute relationship where it's lovey dovey 24/7. I'd rather joke around & be assholes to each other. \ud83d\ude46
That escalated quickly
I hate you but you brought this upon yourself
Really could use some pit tickets to Arcade Fire! #TixMas
You already know...
I love listing to #pandora with out @BrynneSorrell and @ceichers also @rachman93 also @rachLstekL
I don't wants to work.
Every time One Direction here you in the car they have suicide thoughts
I wish you could customize the iPhone
@DisneyCruise awesome helping the environment
Can I rewind to 24 hours ago?
This kid better hit me up tonight otherwise I'll be bored as fuckk
Me and savannah make not fun situations, FUNNNNN @ssavannah_grace
uh excuuuuuse you
We can't stop now, no matter who tries to get in between us. This is our life, this is our love. Baby I won't stop...loving you.
Turn on the news...\nDAY 9: GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN complete with a timed clock. \n\nLet's all chill out. This isn't a game show.
College is like a larger version of high school with the same popularity system and again.... I'm not popular. \ud83d\ude11
I'm glad football season has arrived because than C has no reason to complain when I watch my shows. #winning
I don't want to get ready
I really need to stop wasting my time.
I love Tiffany. <3
This time baby, I'll be bulletproof.
@sugacocaine143 if you knew half the stuff we've done, you probably already would have. Lolol.
@Stevieboi21 got mine tonight hahah
what a great night with my second family.. just wish @SammiFloarke was home to spend it with us! #missyou #loveyou
Even thought I am a brat sometimes, I would never make it a day without my parents #honesthour #lovethemtodeath
:):):)
And you can tell everybody that this is your song
If Michael Zack sends me one more Farmville request
Where's the big ol double drop tine buck at?
@_marinapilot I'm not going tomorrow because I don't have it done
@AnthonyGraziosi that's some expensive shit
Well, you're all waking up. Seems like my bedtime. Night
@aeschlimann47 likewise! Haha
Don't forget to tip your drug dealer!
@Adamroller23 wrestling
@jess_ashhole sorry a few times In my life I have consumed ungodly amounts of alcohol
@HayleyLeimanaa omfg yesssss. guess what today is
@maddiehalaburda because if you failed it, it would have gone down like 15%. LOGIC
I don't care who you are you gotta love getting flowers
I really hate being sick, especially during summer.
U know it's not a bad day when u have almost no makeup on & get told from a complete stranger that ur complexion is beautiful\u263a\ufe0f\u263a\ufe0f #daymaker
Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours.
I need plans for tomorrow \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude1d
just blow it in my mouth. #shitmyfriendssay
@Carnie_boy @treblackblack it's going to be brutal for these kids tomorrow
@NikkiSweetPea_ maybe you should like find a cool word that means you are a hard decision maker and put that as your first tat
Jacob and my mom are arguing over voter discrimination...
I don't feel good \ud83d\ude2d. I need my boyfriend to come cuddle with me! @AirRon_Mayer
Playin NCAA 14 and now i REALLY want football season #patsnation #buckeyenation
\u201c@DopeAssDarLey: @morganic_o avi>>>>\u201d \ud83d\ude0b\ud83d\ude0b thank u !
Coffee time \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01
SVU is consuming my life!
Big money talking to you mother fucker, that's because big money brought it to ya.
I want @kristinkearneyy @hilkejay86 @Droolsac and @RickSmits0 to come visit but the last time that happened it needed in a broken phone\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
Why is the only time I can get an appt to get my windshield fixed between 130-330 today. Id rather be at the beach...
It's not about the thrill of the catch, it's the thrill of the hunt
It's so hot in my room.
@Luke5SOS I just finished my first day at college :) how's your day going?
Ugh bothered cause my mom is making a big deal about me changing my mind about going to our family friends for New Years.
The coming attraction for next weeks Workaholic >>>>>
Red zone is chill
my mom got me fried rice with shrimp. my FAV thing ever
Had the scariest dream ever. \ud83d\ude40
@alexisritsonXo yay! Are you staying for finals? Nicks wrestling!
To top off this wonderful day I will be watching Christmas vacation #merrychristmas #youseriousclark
On my way to the doctors...
I realize my second to last tweet wasnt funny... He's now in a coma. \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude23
Nothing better than this feeling
@melmel2fly you're perfect \ud83d\ude48
I miss my people
i may be transfering to kent sooner than i think\ud83d\ude11
Meee
Whenever the coffee at work is almost gone I will just pour half a cup and go back later to get more, cause they don't pay me to make coffee
Game 7?? Haha what a joke
half of you gonna grow up and be weird ass beaver county people how does that make you feel?
@Sulla_xP if I have to see a green bubble again I might strangle someone
But I believe in myself. So that's all that matters. I'm sorry you don't see the change.
One in the air
@BurnsBrooks pretty much
My body hates me..
get a little sad when i have to work on a saturday evening then i realize my job is connected to a club...and, i am 21.