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600 | When your rewatching glee and break down in tears all over again. 😭😢 #glee | 1 |
601 | @DanLanthier That was exhilarating hockey. They're still out if Russia wins in regulation I'm reading. #fuck | 0 |
602 | @SueWallace78 peanut butter???? You some kinda pervert?? #awful | 0 |
603 | I don't know how people can binge watch horror films ...ALONE!😓😰 | 0 |
604 | PM nawaz sharif adressed in uno produced mirth among kashmires well done pak wel done nawaz .we want demilterization | 2 |
605 | @IndieWire @cinemaeyehonors #WaltzWithBashir was incredible, tho I think it's more of an #animated film than #documentary about #Lebanon war | 2 |
606 | Half past midnight, loud banging on our front door, been told about new rape cases in Edinburgh today #nosleep | 0 |
607 | I've returned from the dead with a desire to clean the apartment and eat something that isn't garbage. #managing #depression | 0 |
608 | •Days!'\nHe was itching for a fight..itching for the exhilaration of battle, of almost getting defeated, the adrenaline pumping•\n@RojinHitto | 2 |
609 | Michael Carrick should start every game for United and England | 1 |
610 | I truly feel like science has the ability to make a milk out of anything ... cashew milk, hemp milk, pine nut milk, dandelion milk | 1 |
611 | Google caffeine-an sprightly lengthening into the corridor re seo: WgJ | 1 |
612 | I'm always smiling so that's why I'm always happy 😂 | 2 |
613 | The little sniffle at the end of the song gets me every time. #rejoice | 2 |
614 | #ahs6 every 5 minutes I've been saying 'nope nope I'd be gone by now.' 'MOVE' or 'GTFO' so thank you for the | 1 |
615 | You're so cute @katienolan #truelove #hilarious @GarbageTime #beautiful & #graceful never heard explicits spoken with such elegance. #Mingo | 2 |
616 | I'm so so so excited for #UsernameRegenerated I can't wait! I wish I could get a signed copy! I'm so happy for you. @Joe_Sugg | 2 |
617 | Laudrup and his evil white companions rejoice. | 2 |
618 | Literally dying & living at the same time as I catch up on @adrian_ver 's twitter. If you aren't following him your life is BASIC. | 1 |
619 | I can't even celebrate my wins or mourn my L's cause first test week is that busy 😕 | 0 |
620 | @715d1\nI bought the Steam port of Vice City, and to my delight Billie Jean is on the soundtrack! | 2 |
621 | when you find out the initiative isn't even a thing 😧 | 0 |
622 | @rohan_connolly i think your high-profile female colleague would be one in yhat category... #massexodus #bitter | 0 |
623 | alternate reality where @PoetryFound has a comments section and you can give poems a cheery thumbs up or a disappointed thumbs down | 1 |
624 | I want to pour all my tears on someone right now. So tired of this #upset | 0 |
625 | @palmtreesarah @WorthingTheatre had more fun than the funniest person in funsville..... Much hilarity as usual.... Thank you ❤️ | 2 |
626 | @Jen_Lee @mostlymartha @edotwoods we just found thin mints in a freezer clean. i couldn't be more elated. | 2 |
627 | @eMilsOnWheels I'm furious 😩😩😩 | 0 |
628 | @mediacrooks @thenewshour @LodhiMaleeha @ndtv @IndiaToday This is hilarious ! Not a Freudian slip, eh ! | 2 |
629 | Kinda wished I watched mischievous kiss before playful kiss | 1 |
630 | @Irenelove83 heres what we can do, Get Brock and Sable to tag team mr and mrs AWOL and watch with glee | 1 |
631 | Happy Birthday shorty. Stay fine stay breezy stay wavy @daviistuart 😘 | 2 |
632 | Like hello? I am your first born you must always laugh at my jokes. | 1 |
633 | @rabpeel snap, seems to be a problem here | 0 |
634 | @S_Moore24 wow that sounds terrific | 2 |
635 | @Babylonian I convinced my mom to watch it. Killgrave gave her literal nightmares, but watched last episode four times. | 1 |
636 | @SandraTXAS @6bird4 @CajunKangaroo @justanavywife please. Or you could be clouded by your passion. Emotion leads you from the truth. | 1 |
637 | Drop Snapchat names #bored #snap #swap #pics | 0 |
638 | @npagliaro1 That's awesome! p.s. ok, what are the odds of that, swapping neighborhoods? #hilarious | 2 |
639 | Blake lively is flawless | 2 |
640 | @OrbsOfJoy plan a date... like a date u find pleasing or smth. fuckign\n\n10/10. because the child will grow to be a ten out of ten | 1 |
641 | It's meant to be!! #happy #happy | 2 |
642 | #ThisIsUs has messed with my mind & now I'm anticipating the next episode with #apprehension & ! #isthereahelplineforthis | 1 |
643 | @hotpatooties more like quickie divorce #awful | 0 |
644 | @yap_yip --an uncertainty. [Halsey teases, her lips curving into a jovial smirk.] | 0 |
645 | @BrianaBanksxoxo I send ya a few #playful nibbles 😉 | 2 |
646 | @adamrodricks I like your optimism! | 2 |
647 | @RussiaInsider Really sad & surprising. 1 side #Russia fighting against #IS & on the other supporting #Pak which is epic centre 4 | 0 |
648 | @TheBadgerBoy check out the article on @SaintSkipper5 on @dailyecho #shocking | 1 |
649 | When ya'll talkin about you know who I don't know who ya'll talkin bout, I'm on the new shit....chuckin up ma deuces......🔥🔥 #kanye | 1 |
650 | The new lock sound is grim | 0 |
651 | Take public opinion on revenge with Pakistan if govt is unable to decide. @aajtak @TimesNow @narendramodi | 0 |
652 | @OilersFanSean yup I feel dirty cheering | 2 |
653 | Another grim & compelling news report by @Nawalf on the blockade of aid to the starving in #Yemen #BBC #dosomethingpoliticans | 0 |
654 | #Violence doesn't fix violence. #pain and #anger are the same reaction in the brain. Cure the pain and the anger will go away. | 0 |
655 | @ThomasHCrown @laurakfillault As a historic evangelical, I wonder if the Donatists had a point? What dreadful clergy in my fmr. circles. | 0 |
656 | @ruthwalford95 you may be right, but since year the bad events begin with B, I'm privately hoping we've got at least C-Z to go 1st #optimism | 1 |
657 | @TalkTalkCare how on earth can I send an email to you? Very annoyed customer!!! | 0 |
658 | @pxrfectpeach it's got her little pout | 1 |
659 | @LindseySanford @simplymeasured this makes me giggle with glee! | 2 |
660 | Marcus Roho is dreadful | 0 |
661 | All the bright places :( | 1 |
662 | The return of Matt Damon, and of director Paul Greengrass, brings back all the exhilarating if rather po-faced entertainment to a movie | 1 |
663 | A hearty thank you to you all for joining in tonight. Some delicious British dishes on your menus. #BeerClub | 2 |
664 | final vestiges of my 90's childhood were just dashed on the shoals of hearing a house cover of Tracy Chapman's 'fast car' at the dayjob | 0 |
665 | Liam is too distant makes me mourn 😪 | 0 |
666 | The liberal outrage over don king saying the N-word really angers me. The white yuppie progressives can go fuck themselves, shame on blacks | 0 |
667 | When you break a record in #madden I wish it didn't say the same shit after every rush like you just broke the record. #shutupphilsimms | 0 |
668 | the rappers who stayed true to the game is rich. | 2 |
669 | @KeithOlbermann depressing how despicable Trump, with no policies, campaigning on bigotry & rancour can be so close, evil immoral disaster | 0 |
670 | Rojo is hilarious | 2 |
671 | its been ages since ive had shawarma my stomach is #rejoicing | 2 |
672 | i just spent $40 on big little sis tomorrow and i am beyond happy about it #SAW #mums | 2 |
673 | @rheafraserx took them an awfy long time to spot their goal was disallowed ☺️ #pleasing | 1 |
674 | I need to stop second guess myself and just go with the first thought and go with it. | 1 |
675 | @ExpressScripts u shd b embrrssd. u jack up my bp meds twice and it will still take 3-5 days? Not express at all. #expressscripts #horrible | 0 |
676 | @matildaswish it's great to see Matilda so happy in her new chair it will provide her with access to lots of new experiences. | 2 |
677 | which always leads to the kind of hilarity average people will never experience - especially during breakups. | 0 |
678 | Nice to see Balotelli back to his best, good player.. Just lost his way a bit! | 2 |
679 | Hate being sober so I popped two | 0 |
680 | ACT 4 #anxiety & #depression group. @livingwellihc beginning Mon October 17 for 6 weeks. Contact me to register now! #mindfulness #Halifax | 1 |
681 | The feeling of taking someone's life is either scarring or exhilarating, but for people need to realize that we're going to die at some-- | 0 |
682 | @Pharah_Amari [Reyes snarled in frustrated anger, steel claws flexing dangerously. But she uttered those damning words, it seems to snap -- | 0 |
683 | @Zen1dfabflake You are all our angelic comrades! | 2 |
684 | Study finds #awe & #wonder of something greater than self, leads to #creative boosts of expansive thinking. @outsideonline #write #thoreau | 2 |
685 | @LaraTheIrish < feel everything. She would remember everything. Evanora hoped this would serve to fuel the creatures anger and run rabid > | 0 |
686 | I'm throwing myself straight into American Horror Story so I don't have time to grieve | 1 |
687 | Way to get a hold of her 😊 #depressing | 0 |
688 | @NM_NickNocturne Incentivise people to roam the Internet being morally offended, as if they didn't do it enough already. | 0 |
689 | @ctp It's daunting trying to follow Swift news/trends, and facing mind-shattering patterns/terms left and right. I'm trying to adopt gently. | 1 |
690 | Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes finally ; B joyful an funny/dont boss/dont argue/do everything with kids/go on mini car trips/ focus on love | 2 |
691 | @GlobeChadFinn Sadly, not enough names. The whole farewell tour situation would make me shy away from good value b et. | 0 |
692 | If I was friends with me I'd hate me SO MUCH with the amount I bully them | 0 |
693 | @EngrNabeeel then rejoicing now is a lil' bit prematured dont you think🤔🤔🤔 | 0 |
694 | @PersephoneOD Her cheerful voice echoed through the grand, familiar home, a smile blossoming on my rosy brims, 'Mom.' I reciprocated the -- | 2 |
695 | A little nose irritation and a little more chills on my body. I'm so not into flu, into flu, into flu #FallSongs | 0 |
696 | The smell of freshly cut grass didn't even cheer me up...boy oh boy | 0 |
697 | Grateful for all the hungry people in my life! Hungry to learn, change, grow, help, etc - not sure anybody has it better! | 2 |
698 | Haven't been here a while, been watching lots of TV. Conclusion #whataloadoftat...if I wasn't depressed before afternoon TV is | 0 |
699 | @israelradioguy @WearingWelcome @SkipBaylessSux U blocking doesnt diminish the hilarity of his observation.Or your child-like response to it | 1 |
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