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400 | Whenever you are confronted by a wild animal or hostile individual remember that they can smell #fear or the fact you #poop your pants. | 0 |
401 | broken policy' #blasio <> #trump #giuliani 'broken windows' all part of 'pecking order' #bully politics #america RESIST #motto | 0 |
402 | It's Thursday which means it's Grey's day #TGIT | 2 |
403 | I envy ice, at least if you give it warmth it melts #TaylorLautner #Twilight #hilarious #quote | 1 |
404 | Seeing double am so tired but I always grudge getting off my phone at night 🙄 | 0 |
405 | @GameGrumps THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING TO DETROIT I'm going to sob joyful rainbows now brb | 2 |
406 | @Pamela_Moore13 @Ginlefebvre @BarackObama yes exactly & he's sold out this country to #terror while #lying to cover it up | 0 |
407 | @headfirst_dom I often imagine hoe our moon would feel meeting the jovial moons which are all special | 1 |
408 | My siblings look all gangster & I look all cheery 😅😂 | 2 |
409 | @daveweigel a laurel and hearty handshake | 2 |
410 | @marthalyssa yep. LOL | 2 |
411 | Losing the will 2 live with @virginmedia business bb gone down on hold for 23 minutes & whoever picked up cut me off #fuming #NoWorkForMe | 0 |
412 | @RiotzXVl papercuts sting and stub ur toe last for like 10 secs | 1 |
413 | @OniLink86 @DarekMeridian lmao awe... | 1 |
414 | I asked Jared to marry me and he said no. #offended | 0 |
415 | Good Master Vernon, welcome, nephews, from Bellario :\nThere is my lord, that thou interrupt'st our merriment. | 1 |
416 | @OpentheDoorRadi thanks for playing Crock Pot Going #radio #blog #blues #music #indiemusic | 2 |
417 | Fellaini has been playing ahead of this guy...just let that sink in | 1 |
418 | The world needs more laughter, more love, and a little more of you. - R.M Drake. | 2 |
419 | Boycotting @DunkinDonuts till butter pecan comes back. I am furious | 0 |
420 | @OnesOwnGrief Just a shame his world was gloom from day one almost.Though it makes sense he'd have the whole part hydra,part s.h.i.e.l.d(c) | 0 |
421 | Go follow #beautiful #Snowgang ♥@Amynicolehill12 ♥ #Princess #fitness #bodyposi #haircut #Whitegirlwednesday | 2 |
422 | Tiangong 1, China's first space laboratory, will come to a fiery end in late 2017. The average decommissioned satellite either burns ... | 0 |
423 | Cool to see when smart #CowboysTwitter folks chirp the same stuff you did during your review. This is why I joined. | 2 |
424 | HUGE CONGRATULATIONS TO NICOLE WINNING BIG BROTHER 18! @BBNicole #BB18 sorry not sorry #bbmichelle | 2 |
425 | After this news I'm supposed to be so damn happy and rejoicing but I'm here like 😩😔😭😞 | 0 |
426 | @Theresa_Talbot @fleurrbie Haha...sorry about the dreadful puns... I need to get out more....I've been cooped up lately... | 0 |
427 | I was cheering for NA team. Now I just want this is over and Gaudreau comes back in one piece. It is getting way too risky | 1 |
428 | It breaks my heart seeing people down or upset.. I will try my best to make them smile or cheer them up 🤗 | 1 |
429 | The abysmal ignorance, frivolity and levity of the Italian priests stupefied him.' - Roland Bainton on Luther, #ReformationDay | 0 |
430 | Always doing the EmotionalHedge™ w #WPS\n\nI'm elated about start. Have I mentioned I'm on TAMU -6?! | 1 |
431 | #terribledebatequestions has given me so many laughs this afternoon! Thanks Twitter! #hilarious #cleverpeople | 2 |
432 | When's it all finished, you will discover that it was never random! #thoughts #restless #CrossoverLife | 1 |
433 | @DayveeSutton BIG thank you for liking my little Pumpkin :) She's the smallest of my 4, but is very playful & wakes me up most mornings. | 2 |
434 | @Singaholic121 Good morning, love! Happy first day of fall. Let's make some awesome #autumnmemories #annabailey | 2 |
435 | What's with all pre industrial revolution-esque footwear? You guys tryin out for grapes of wrath today? | 1 |
436 | Thanks for ripping me off again #Luthansa €400 not enough for a one way flight to man from Frk then €30 for a bag then free at gate | 0 |
437 | @paraplyene @soupper i just read it and it's so fun??!!!! So lighthearted and cheerful, i was right, it's a double cavity for me. | 2 |
438 | @Fly_Norwegian quite simply the #worst #airline #worstairline I've ever used! #shocking #appauling #dire #dismal #beyondajoke #useless | 0 |
439 | #Followback Quote_Soup: Be happy not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything. | 1 |
440 | Like I said ➡ there's plenty of cheddar in the cheese to go around! For everyone. ☺ | 2 |
441 | @Kim_is__bored exactly what I have been saying on fb.. #bitter | 0 |
442 | @MCHorseFayse @bockaguyjim @generalgoodsman @nevernotdavid so you were owned by losers on Twitter | 0 |
443 | @realDonaldTrump She blamed Benghazi on a YouTube video. She blamed emails on #ColinPowell. Now she blames #terrorism on you. #weakHillary | 0 |
444 | i will never watch greys anatomy ever ever ever ever ever again if Shonda Rimes takes away another OG character☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ #fuming | 0 |
445 | @turoturok We're glad to hear that everything is resolved. If you need anything else, please do not hesitate to reach out to us. TY! | 2 |
446 | ...X, X... Do... you... hear... me? Darn... Your... optimism led... ...to your own... demise... ... You... should... li...live #ZeroBOT | 1 |
447 | Well that draw is lively! #EFLCup | 2 |
448 | @mrfisher81 Just my attempt at levity 😉 | 1 |
449 | Only God knows why things happen, sometimes it's just hard to understand. #prayingforyou | 0 |
450 | The little sniffle at the end of the song gets me every time. | 1 |
451 | When's it all finished, you will discover that it was never random! #thoughts #CrossoverLife | 1 |
452 | @FaultlessFacade <she really said in response to what she perceived as a forced jovial tone. With that, she slid out of the jeep and onto> | 0 |
453 | @Bluebelle89 @lsmith855 liking the optimism | 1 |
454 | @AllegedLowbrow It's 'Eye-for-Eye'. Indian Army never forgives, Never Forgets. They always take revenge, Pakistan breaks laws, I.A follows | 0 |
455 | @inthefade going back to blissful ignorance?! | 0 |
456 | Already plotting next steps if I get cut off by the same minivan in tomorrow's drop-off line. #preschoolpolitics #momthings | 0 |
457 | #smile every morning to a positive head start with your #clients relations | 2 |
458 | I'll find Myself smiling and even laughing at jokes that I don't even think are particularly funny, and I know it's because YOU love them! | 2 |
459 | my haters are like crickets. they chirp all day but when I walk past them they shut the fuck up.- @DritaDavanzo (my idol) | 1 |
460 | Thinking about trying some comedy on youtube. Always been fond of it. Time to nut up. #comedy #maybeoneday #hopefullyfunny #LOL | 2 |
461 | It hasn't sunk in that I'm meeting the twins | 1 |
462 | @nigglydz lydiaaaa, we were the only ones that were supposed to know that you make me nervous 😶 | 0 |
463 | @priny_baby happppy happppyyyyyy happppppyyyyy haaapppyyyy birthday best friend!! Love you lots 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖🎉🎊 #chapter22 #bdaygirl #love | 2 |
464 | @peregrinator1 I admittedly went into this series thinking we'd see the Jedi in their heyday, not as dysfunctional UN Peacekeepers in space | 0 |
465 | @TheRevAl please tell us why 'protesting' injustice requires #burning #beating and #looting terrible optics #toussaintromain is true leader! | 0 |
466 | @airtelindia have some issues with my broadband bill ,I am charged for the month before I signed up with airtel.. #hilarious | 2 |
467 | what happened to breezy | 1 |
468 | brennan cook and breezy should get back together😍😍😍 | 2 |
469 | Who actually chooses to drink sparkling water 🤔 | 1 |
470 | The true way to render ourselves #happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. Francoise de Motteville | 2 |
471 | im like 'this is better' in the moment cuz i panic and then later its so obviously not better. at every opportunity i choose to make it seem | 2 |
472 | Well my evaluation came back and i am minimally effective. Student test scores on the PARCC sunk my eval. it's time for me to quit teaching | 0 |
473 | @markoheight @Cassie_OB we sound like vampires saying we wanna sink our teeth into the TT lads and their talents 😂😂😂😂😂😂 | 2 |
474 | Getting my comedic relief w/ @SofiaVergara during season premiere of #ModernFamily. Just what a girl needs! #hilarious | 2 |
475 | @rihaBabyJ Aw no problem. I just felt like speaking because I felt the same before and I want you to overcome it and not be discouraged. :) | 1 |
476 | @CarolynTopol Ciara asks was it a sci-fi movie, Julie & Jen just stare, Claire on her phone, Joey bolts when the cab honks. LMAO | 2 |
477 | I have no clue where my charger is... #lost | 0 |
478 | #BridgetJonesBaby is the best thing I've seen in ages! So funny, I've missed Bridget! #love #TeamMark | 2 |
479 | *gets crushes on fictional and animated characters instead if real people* | 1 |
480 | She's foaming at the lips the one between her hips @realobietrice, one of many great lyrics | 2 |
481 | the Bushes were good with the forces of resentment when it made them money and gave them power. Now that it doesn't they've changed tunes. | 1 |
482 | @INCIndia Oh please! INC talking about looting! I'm not saying #BJP is pure but this is such a #hilarious #irony! @BJP4India is def better! | 2 |
483 | #Pakistan is ‘terrorist state’, carries out #war crimes: #India to @UN.\n #UNGA #UN | 0 |
484 | Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter. Friedrich Nietzsche #friedrichnietzsche | 1 |
485 | If Payet goes either in Jan or @ the seasons end, can't say I blame him. The boy must b so disheartened by what he's seeing at the mo. | 0 |
486 | The jovial laughter that Trump and his lackeys showed when Don King used the N word was a truly bizarre sight | 0 |
487 | Reflection: the grind has been so REAL! Working 2 jobs & being in school. #ksudsm #ksu #recruiter #instructor #tumble #cheer #gradschool | 2 |
488 | @saclivin @MrsCagg specific & intentional way. And part of that intention is to provoke conversation around systemic racism towards blacks. | 0 |
489 | And with rich Fumes his sullen sences cheer'd. | 1 |
490 | @Rocks_n_Ropes Can't believe how rude your cashier was today when I was returning an item! Your customer service is slacking. | 0 |
491 | @a_mxe7 hah don't speak to me or my cousin like that, mind a had the displeasure of seeing u bare faced on eh train, no a pretty sight mate | 0 |
492 | @JohnKerry can be as indignant as he wants but the world knows Obama will do nothing and Putin will just do what he wants #Aleppo #Syria | 0 |
493 | @AlohaJonathan @AtlantaFX all I've seen is that clip of the jail scene with the sexuality part which was hilarious | 2 |
494 | Clean the #sink and make your #bathroom shine. | 1 |
495 | Take my kindness for weakness when you acting silly keeping it 100 ain't your forté #breezy #ChrisBrown #TeamBreezy | 1 |
496 | Grateful for all the hungry people in my life! Hungry to learn, change, grow, help, etc - not sure anybody has it better! #relentless | 2 |
497 | Now that the n word is normalized by the media? Just wow. No words for this . No. Words. For . This. Frog been boiling in the pot via media. | 0 |
498 | @SowerAsh007 Great to hear. If there's one thing that makes you feel more like yourself, it;s some hearty chicken noodle soup, right? | 1 |
499 | I feel so blessed to work with the family that I nanny for ❤️ nothing but love & appreciation, makes me smile. | 2 |
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