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As opposed to a Finnish bus stop:http://i.imgur.com/FkrS2Sc.jpg
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901
TIL having a kid is like when the firenation attacks.
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902
You mean the one that's impossible to open without scissors?
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903
The OP that couldn't stop delivering.\n\nedit:\nGold? You are being far far too kind.
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904
Then sleep during the day.
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905
She waited in silence and stared at the floor - \nHe'd angrily sighed as he walked through the door. \n'It didn't go well then?' she'd wistfully said. \n'It didn't,' he'd answered, and shaken his head. \n\n*'What was it?' she spoke, with a softhearted smile:* \n*'You've tons of experience, training, and style!* \n*You're perfect, my darling - the finest of men!'* \n*He answered... 'I quoted the Führer again.'*\n
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906
When people mix up "your" and "you're."\n\n\nBonus:\n"Wow, thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"
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907
I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
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908
I have Google Fiber, my internet is just faster
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909
Let's all just mull that answer over for a bit.
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910
I guess your wife is not used to getting wet
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911
Probably with Poland.
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912
Will you give me two kids if I pick ugly ones?
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913
For bonus points, blast off inside them before eating them out.\n\nNot about to lose those gains.
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914
"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth" - Albert Einstein
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915
What's the difference between a rose and a Porsche? The rose has pricks on the outside.
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916
> Baby powder is made of very finely ground babies\n\n... after they've extracted the baby-oil
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917
All about the ssd bro
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918
You'd probably actually become a genius. You would test into accelerated programs and advanced placements early on, quickly catching up to your "current" education level. Then, since you're already in all of the Genius classes, you can further your education and will have the time, resources, and ability to do so.\n\nThe world then becomes your oyster and you grow up to be a completely different person.
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919
Omg for some reason I think that's absolutely adorable. A cute, little old Asian lady trying to fight a lobster.
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920
I don't get it when people act like only white people are racist. That itself is racist.
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921
ARE YOU FUCKING THANK YOU???\n\n*Edit: Sorry for the gold!*
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922
I do this but then never actually have the conversation because in my head I already did.
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923
>That's not the "dickish" part.\n\nThe whole fucking story is dickish parts piled on top of dickish parts till you have a dickish fort.
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924
This is what true love looks like.
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925
You took control of your life and turned things around. To me that is a story you can be proud of.
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926
Holy shit, that's genius
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927
>He looks up to you, you know\n\nMy mom always said this too. A couple years ago I asked my brother if this was true.\n\n"No way dude, You were a dick."
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928
"Glow pear" is probably towards the more abstract side of things anyway.
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929
So does New England have any decent Enforcers? I want my money back if I don't see a fistfight.\n\nEDIT: Goddamnit. You have to be kidding me.
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930
Don't forget the smart, attractive people were also super athletic.
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931
Dwarves and elves were never meant to be\n\nEdit: spelling
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932
i don't play games at all. i only play physical games but i cannot tell you any details...
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933
Side note: \n\nOn Alien Blue, touch a comment with 2 fingers at once to upvote it!
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934
If he gets a cat, they can make 9 sequels.
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935
It's real footage of a real guy in a real Bigfoot suit, there's nothing fake about it.
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936
sqrt(-1)\n\n3x10^8 \n\nJs^-1 \n\n1.661x10^-27 kg\n\ndid there
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937
I feel like you'd like India a lot. Plenty of personal space there. [Here's an Indian queue,](http://i.imgur.com/NJvOWVd.jpg) in case you want to see. Nice and spacious.
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938
Why did you tell us that, why did I read it. Why.
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939
There's no car in the story. Steve just likes throwing keys at people. It's intimidating.
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940
Doesn't matter, had Chex.
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941
> And on Friday, the Obama administration paid $385,000 to settle a lawsuit from [...] an American citizen who was arrested in 2003, imprisoned for 16 days, repeatedly strip searched and left naked in his cell. [...] on the grounds that he was a potential witness in a terrorism case.\n\nNow imagine what they do with actual suspects, instead of just a potential witness.
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942
You know Ranjit? That motor boatin' son of a bitch!
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943
HOLY SHIT. STOP. STOP IT.\n\nI knew this day would come. Look, I'm the real "US". \n\nYOU'RE the clone
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944
I do have the right equipment. I call it a house.
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945
In a thread full of horryfying and cruel shit, your response about a cute and nice little coincidence is the most beautiful thing I've ever read, like a solitary ray of light shining down a well filled with shit.\n\nBrought a tear to my eye.
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946
wait.. does that dude fly away? Am I seeing shit?
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947
found him in the bedding area, don't worry
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948
He saved the loony tunes
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949
The scientist in me would think that was awesome. But that's also a little gross.
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950
Was not expecting to see this. Was not expecting to agree.
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951
Guy: "I can explain!"\n\nGirl: * runs off without hearing the explanation *\n
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952
I have a feeling she missed a big opportunity to become a hitman/hitwoman.
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953
Ever since I've take up martial arts, I haven't had to.
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954
Plot twist: he's actually triplets.
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955
Tried that, ended sleeping on the floor in front of it after turning it off.
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956
That sounds like an irrational thing to do.
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957
and is a cardboard cutout
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958
I bet it was on one of those disgusting websites. But which one? There are so many.
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959
Darn, the nightgown was merely a distraction to deter me from getting the slippers. She may be 84 but she's still a conniving little shit.\nEDIT: Never thought I would get gold from calling Nana a conniving little shit.
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960
"So are you one of the indians with the dot or one with the feather? "\n\n"...I'm Chinese sir"
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961
Ahh, the clopening shift. My favorite.
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962
I was too weird for the normal kids, but too normal for the weird kids
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963
That kid was totally down with the Sikhness.
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964
The expanded version: \n\nWhy do elephants paint their toenails red? \n\nTo hide in cherry trees. \n\nThe response is usually along the lines of how an elephant can't hide in a cherry tree. \n\nYou respond "Well, have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?"\n\nThey will respond that they haven't, and you will reply "The nail polish must be working then."\n\nWorks great for little kids. \n
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965
checkmate feminists\n\nEDIT: whelp I'm no longer a gold virgin... thanks whoever gave that to me.
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966
I wish you the best. Live to 150 or die trying.
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967
The buddhist pulls out a gun. "Whoa," the vendor exclaims. "I thought you guys were about inner peace!"\n\nThe buddhist replies, "This is my inner piece."
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968
This should be made into a movie called The Brown Mile.
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969
Yeah, a break, while you type this AMA.
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970
Equal rights get equal lefts.
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971
Age definitely a factor.
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972
There goes my dream of seeing dinosaurs, though I must say, I was not expecting the lens size to be the defining factor.\n\n Amazing answer thanks a lot.\n\n
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973
SHOO SHOO GAINZ GOBLIN
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974
The whitest name in the blackest continent.
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975
I'm a man. A burly, manly man at that, and I only use women's deodorant. Secret Jasmine to be exact. I find that it doesn't clump in my pit hair at all even though I use the same numer of swipes as I would with men's product, and it doesn't leave stains on my button down shirts...plus I smell pretty as fuck!
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976
As a German my first thought was: "Where should I start?"
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977
Act like it was on purpose, eat the lid, assert dominance, get hunnies.
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978
Like the weird suave black guy baby who complains about mimes? that voice pisses me off unnaturally.\n\nEdit: My highest rated comment is about suave black guy babies.
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979
Walking through tall grass? **A wild Boner appears!**
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980
What a wonderfully American simile.
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981
This is exactly right xD
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982
Momma always said life is like an amphora of fish sauce, you never know what you're gonna get.
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983
You just described a cat
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984
and/or college student
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985
I wish she would've acted all slutty and nude with the long brown hair
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986
"I see here you have described yourself as a poly-blend goose down, which I found rather odd. So I did a little calling around... *(clears throat, drinks water from phantom glass, eyes never leaving the pillow)* ...You want to talk about your Egyptian cotton background and stop wasting my time, you foam rubber fraudster?"
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987
That's exactly what I was thinking. Just be ahead of them a little bit, walk in circles and keep your eye on him. Also take the route that has the snacks so you stay awake and ready.\n\nEdit: Suddenly I'm starting to dislike my theory and like all the other ones.
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988
Long strokes to get the ink going help with this a lot.\n\n \n*My first gold, thank you! I've [credited the above knowledge](http://imgur.com/CIC9dLR) to wikipedia.*
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989
In an iron skillet, over a fire of oak at your cabin.
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990
I am pretty convinced too. I think the only questionable letter is the N because there is an unexplained vertical line. But look at this overlay (reversed):\nhttp://i.imgur.com/Ofm3s \n \nedit: Did the same thing with the daytime photo. It was much more straight-on so I didn't need to skew the sample of the VA DMV site at all. Just straight copy and paste.\nhttp://imgur.com/cpPO9
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991
"I know you better than you know yourself."\n\n"You never had a camera in my head!"\n\n"No, but I've had my hand up your ass for your entire life."
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992
Looks like he has no choice. I see a gun on the left side of the screen.
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993
Even if its a drawing of a spoiler of Game of throne?\n\nEdit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
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994
What did your husband think?
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995
I can't stand pooping because it'd go all down my legs.\n\n/edit\n\nMy top comment is about pooping. I hope my mother is proud of me
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996
That is so dark. What a coward. Giving his wife a final fuck you from the grave. \n\nMy Grandpa spent his last able-bodied months ensuring that his wife and kids were going to get their inheritances without any complications. He made all of his funeral arrangements, got the house in good repair and really set my Grandmother up to be taken care of. \n\nWatching him do that was the most honourable thing I have ever seen.
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997
There's no way this happened.\n\nIf you're *really* a convincing speaker, you could've gotten two hamburgers out of it.
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998
TIL getting Reddit gold means not being good in bed :(\n\nEdit: Thanks for the gold, my ex-girlfriend would be so proud.
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999
Good on him. You really realize how much your parents do for you once you get older and look back. Hope you're better off now, bud.
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