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410,000
Better than reddit itself. I am sitting next to my laptop, but still prefer alien blue.
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410,001
you're right! Using the axe to murderize people is MUCH more satisfying!
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410,002
Does anyone really still expect the halftime show to be good? I think we had the understanding that it was always going to suck..
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410,003
>We can ask what his biggest regret in life is.\n\nMaybe Garfield..
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410,004
Reddit would be great at telling this joke.
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410,005
I really enjoyed Ender's Game when I was younger, but I enjoyed the sequel, Speaker for the Dead, even more. I'm usually alone in that, but I think it was because in my opinion, the sequel had a little more "philosophy" (for lack of a better word) in it.
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410,006
http://i.imgur.com/V1ZTO.png
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410,007
Roids are a hell of a drug
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410,008
But if the idea of a slutwalk is that no woman should be assaulted by men for what they wear or the lack of what they wear... why should a man be assaulted by woman for what he wears or lack of what he wears...
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410,009
They dont. It's illegal.
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410,010
>I made it out with my ass intact...and that's good enough.\n\nAmen, brother. Thank you for your service.
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410,011
Please tell us that you crossed him off your "people to kill" list.
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410,012
We rolled the poc wheel and today Asians are white.
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410,013
THAT PISSED ME OFF TOO! They did that with the Spice Girls surprise as well, which really grinds my gears. I had been camping and hadn't heard the spice girls rumors and then Seacrest says "And after the break, a spice girls reunion!" WOW THANKS NOW IT'S NOT AS FUN ANYMORE.\n\n\nI fucking hate NBC so much.
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410,014
Unfortunately they're brilliantly investing your $0.25 and making a killing!
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410,015
I don't believe this a real creature. That's a horse with its head stuck in one of those dog-face t-shirts.
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410,016
Trust me, there is no point in having a lot of culture if you just sit on it and call yourself the best, because at one point in history you might have been.
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410,017
I came here to say this.\n\nMy mother was a fan of trying to stop me from using my computer. I had a dummy box she would seize from time to time.\n\nFor a while she thought she could just steal the power cord (like I didn't have 5-6 in the closet...) instead of lugging the tower out to hide from me.\n\nAh...good times.
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410,018
>          ♔\n\n>        **KEEP** \n\n>        **CALM** \n\n>          ᴀɴᴅ \n\n> **ON**\n\n
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410,019
Or I'd be a time-lord?
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410,020
Their security standards are unreasonable. Li-ion batteries are tiny bombs, but they make it on planes just fine. But my bottle of water? My little mach3 razor is confiscated, but my [umbrella](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO8G5zsQohg#t=1m10s) goes through just fine. It's security theater, and it has nothing to do with actual safety.
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410,021
First they came for my content, and I said nothing.\n\nThen they came for my karma, and I flipped the fuck out.
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410,022
Yes. Yes. I knew someone would find this eventually. I am background guy.
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410,023
No you have **been** friend zoned by hotter women. Seth green friend zone**s** hotter women than you've ever banged.
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410,024
* Half Life 3 as part of the community vote\n\n* 99% of the votes go to bad rats 10% off\n\n* The other 1% go to train simulator DLC\n
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410,025
yeah, but if only George Lucas does NOT direct it.
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410,026
The black market weed in washington is super cheap though since everyone and their mom grows, the the legal stuff is often twice or three times the price.
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410,027
ah shit, sorry bragh.
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410,028
I don't think there's anything wrong about selfies, they're actually benign and they've been around for a while before we decided to moan about them. It's the moaning about selfies and the whole obsession with the term that's become popular and annoying. *That's* what's irksome for me. People are acting as if selfies are the worst thing ever and is somehow indicative of something insidious. It's not, people like taking photos of themselves doing things, that's all, calm down.
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410,029
with 350+ games myself, I know that feel.
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410,030
Not "faggot", it was "Woogie boogie nigger, woogie boogie!" I laughed
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410,031
I bet your wife swoons every time you describe her as "not hideous."
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410,032
People like you need to be more vocal about this kind of stuff. It's the loud extremists fundamentalists that give everyone under the Christian umbrella a bad name. If a lot more of you were just to speak up and do it more often, to show the rest of us you're not a majority of nut jobs, we'd all be better off.\n
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410,033
I don't do it for the icon, I do it because it allows me to unlock everything again. It gets kind of boring for me when I already have everything I use. But I don't complain about people that don't do it. Don't give a fuck what others do really.
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410,034
i wasnt the only one so it felt ok, 2 wrongs make a reddit post.\nalso that chick skipped a really long line to do this
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410,035
If two people claim it's theirs, propose to cut it in half. The one who starts to cry and begs you not to is the real mother.
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410,036
only a truly close minded person would not consider this alternative
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410,037
Draw me like one of your french mobs.
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410,038
get into BDSM. You seem like a dom
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410,039
> "the adult human has 206 bones in the human body"\n\nThank god she specified "in the human body", someone could have thought she meant the bones in their garage.
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410,040
I used to use it ironically, and now I just don't know anymore.
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410,041
Yeah, they would probably have him locked up for smuggling ammunition into an airport.
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410,042
I sure hope not. I mean I wouldn't be surprised, but I could give a shit about how a guy thinks women *should* feel. I want some real answers dammit!
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410,043
please tell me you heard the "cool. cool cool cool." in Abed's voice.
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410,044
Like in that movie, Batman Begins.
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410,045
Or she meant to say he has a small erection by writing it in.. small letters?
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410,046
Isn't it ironic and terrible that the people who cause these accidents usually come away in better condition than those they injure?
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410,047
Surprising how many "conspiracies" are true nowadays.
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410,048
The lynch mob is not necessarily "cheering"; it is simply at peace knowing that there has been no subversion of the law, and that Justice truly is blind.
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410,049
You may want to hold off on Lord of the Rings and A Song of Ice and Fire. While both great book series, they are not for beginners and could be incredibly daunting because of their length and writing style. Start with some lighter reads before you tackle these beasts.
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410,050
Never forget... the safe.
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410,051
Please tell me that's a real German saying. Because I love it.
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410,052
Wouldn't it be more like the 87th birthday, since it's 80 years after elementary school?
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410,053
I knNnoOOWwwWWw It'S cRaAAzzYyYyY \n\nbtw, w2f?
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410,054
It's a clue. There is treasure buried at the 7-11!
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410,055
My favourite comment on the incident was a quote from one of the students. It went: "Everyone already thought Miss Salley was a babe anyway so naturally the photo went round the school like wildfire"
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410,056
I think "unexpected" should be about defying expectations, and if it's random there's nothing to defy.
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410,057
/facepalm\n\nI live in Texas, and I tell people about how the GOP is against critical thinking. Their response? "Well, its probably for the best." It just amazes me that people willingly buy into that crap.
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410,058
He appears to be quite the hipster.
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410,059
This is just my opinion, but the best burgers i've ever had were made by yours truly. Just go out and get some premium ground beef and mold a patty to your liking(add some salt, pepper, tiny bit of oil) and then just make sure you have absolutely fresh vegetables(lettuce, tomato, onion for some people) and a top quality bun that won't fall apart. Oh, and it HAS to be grilled. You put that in a frying pan and you've already lost.
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410,060
I thought it was the general consensus that BFBC2 > BLOPS\n\nEDIT: BF2 -> BFBC2
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410,061
this is the best way to do it
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410,062
Tagging you as "Ass Demon"
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410,063
Who got custody of Depp?
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410,064
They could have easily continued the theme by using a stylized tricorn hat instead of the hood. Just pulled down over the eyes...it would be perfect! Nope, hood again.
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410,065
Reddit's like a friendly giant, when we like something we end up killing it.
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410,066
Some people would, and those people are assholes. I think lots of people, probably most, would understand.
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410,067
An awesome moment though. The audience, like Hilary and Uncle Phil, knows exactly what Will is talking about.
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410,068
This was about a week ago, i hope the little gaffer wasn't freaked out.
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410,069
We would let up if you just poked some holes in the box for air.
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410,070
Here you go: http://i.imgur.com/OYZVd.jpg
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410,071
That's not lazy, that's pure genius.\n\nKudos, sir.
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410,072
Not now, conversion bot... Not now.
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410,073
must have been a "wow, did she just say that?!?" moment at the time, but I think that's hilarious.\n\nEdit: it's okay because I'm jewish
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410,074
I surprised that flies on Youtube...\n\nEdit: Well ain't that a bitch.
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410,075
The baby on the top is so creepy.
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410,076
This is not related to you or your wife, but I feel like its easier to miss them if you don't have a UK accent. Die-uh-GONE alleee doesn't sound anything like diagonally. As soon as I said it in a shitty British accent, it was like, how did I ever miss that?!
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410,077
because they are just PR guys. sure it may not be their entire job, but its at least a part of it
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410,078
Nice try, [Stitch](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zbx1RcVFcw&feature=player_detailpage#t=15s)
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410,079
If Nozdormu was leaked it would be dismissed as fake.
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410,080
No, it's the _farthest_ non-white "race". From least white to most white:\n\n* Black\n* Hispanic/Latino\n* Asian\n* Mixed or Bi-Racial\n* White\n\nYou could be Chinese, Jewish and Irish -- but if you're the least bit identifiable as some form of "Black", you're **Black**.
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410,081
Jeez, talk about serious PTSD :(
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410,082
I'm glad you asked me that! I used to be totally bummed about it. But it's been so many years...and people get so much enjoyment out of it. How could I not look back and laugh? Ah, the things we do in our youth!!! ;)
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410,083
"Hey Penguin, how's the weather?"\n\n"Ey you know not too hot not too cold, I can't complain."\n\nI amuse myself.
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410,084
Has anyone ever wondered why you would name your condom company, "Trojan?" Weren't they infiltrated for their lack of protection, and penetrated by a trophy hung like a horse?
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410,085
Oh! CONGRATS!\n\nI came in here about to seriously chastise you. I figured it was some insanely dangerous crash diet where you tried to lose 90 pounds in 90 days. T_T\n\nWell, I feel dumb. :/\n\nCarry on then.
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410,086
1. Fear of insects\n\n2. An anxiety disorder characterized by anxiety in situations where the sufferer perceives the environment to be difficult or embarrassing to escape.
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410,087
When I was a kid I used to hide under the blankets when watching a movie and this happened. Even kissing when I was younger.\n\nI also didn't used to feel comfortable drinking alcohol in front of my parents.\n\nOh how life changes after college...
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410,088
No, it's true. The women all asked to borrow her bra. Best bit of the movie, apart from the lesbian kiss.
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410,089
As a male who used to do youth work, 11 year old girls are the reason we need a second person in the room.
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410,090
YOU WERE WRONG\n\nDEAD WRONG
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410,091
Women in general aren't as visually stimulated as men are; most of us find it more entertaining (for lack of a better phrase) to hear the husky tones of a clearly-aroused male voice than to see an erection.
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410,092
http://i.imgur.com/KBNcZ.gif
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410,093
Only six inches? It must be a white cactus.
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410,094
"Beats" aren't good headphones. They're "okay" ones with a brandname and a circuit that ramps up the bass.\n\nYou're far better off with a good pair of Senheisers or Shures.
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410,095
I found this line particularly telling and disturbing: "Many observers expressed shock that the establishment would resort to such violent tactics against fellow Republicans. "
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410,096
I'LL HAVE TWO, AND EXTRA BUTTER. AND NONE OF THAT MARGARINE STUFF.
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410,097
Like this? http://i.imgur.com/Bm6jq.gif
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410,098
Shit. There are *maybe* 7-10 people as complex as me.
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410,099
It was a prefect line for his character. Your talking about a God fearing, government trusting military man from the 1940s. He was practically crafted to say lines like that (and it was timed beautifully!)
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