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My grandparents walked out on 12 Monkeys
>I came here to watch a movie about monkeys. | {
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Mo' like YOLOLOLOLOLOL | {
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Tips on how to become hobo.
£2 | {
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Who the fuck is David Tennant? He isn't in Doctor Who. Tired of fangirls adding fanfiction lore into my subreddits.
PS. This is indeed a fuck you to everyone who is too thick not to distinguish an actor from our beloved Doctor. Can't wait till I see more "Wish Tennant was at the Olympics posts." HUEHUE Circlejerk. | {
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Shock factor, I love it. She got me one time with "how am I too fat for these earrings?"
I couldn't hold composer. It was too good.
Edit. To
Edit 2 . I WILL FUCK YOU ALL UP!! Lol | {
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Wow, really? Again, Fuck Gronk.
Didn't realize I posted on the Patriots subreddit | {
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As a non gun-owner:
NO SHIT. | {
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You take commenting to a whole other level. You basically repeated everything everybody else has said but turned it into an auto biography of your life. Seriously bro not cool. | {
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She basically used sexism in an attempt to make him look bad/creepy on national television. What a bitch. | {
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Apparently everyone in Norway knows each other. But that sucks seriously | {
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I learned the Socratic paradox from Bill and Ted. | {
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This is the first time I have ever seen the word "crap" used on reddit.. I must say you pull it off quite well. | {
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For future reference (op's situation has happened to me, minus artwork covered in shit), there should be a water hose running to the toilet from the wall, it should have a knob on it. Turn that knob right until the valve shuts, and ta da, no more water means no overflow is possible. | {
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Mate, we're persecuted on this sub regardless. | {
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I'm Mexican and I laughed. Hahaha... [I still downvoted you though](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/878/1237917779613a.jpg?1284764479) | {
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Ford could offer it as an optional add-on.
Did that even occur to you before you called this man stupid for trying to counter the mistakes of some awful parents who leave their kids in the car? | {
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Your dad was hot at 25. | {
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You have nothing interesting to say. Why speak? | {
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True story, I used youtube to learn how to tie a tie because I didn't know my Dad. | {
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Here's a tip, don't go to a famously out of control giant party full of drunk assholes. Don't want to get mugged? Don't walk through the bad part of the city at midnight flashing your bling.
downvote if you want, and its unfortunate, but most of this can be avoided by not putting yourself in these situations. | {
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Fucking preschoolers on reddit | {
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The secret thing was a deadmau5 skin. Quite disappointing. | {
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It just ... kept going.... I mean, someone had to edit all of that together without blowing their brains out, and stood back, looked at it and said "yes, this is good, release this"....someone did that...WITHOUT shooting themselves in the fucking face....incredible. | {
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I could easily use the word butt as a term of reference for my delivery, but as you seem *decent* ( unlike the rest of the fags here ) I will refrain from lowering the quality of your thread.
Edit: *rest of the fuckin' fags here. | {
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I'm sorry you had to deal with my dad. | {
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MY DADDY SAYD DAT YOU A FATTIE MONSTA GOO GOO!!!!!!!!!!!! | {
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Both. You can clearly see here that he punched him http://imgur.com/ahnXU88 | {
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I guess it's true what they say, internet is serious business! | {
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Bullshit. I bet it was [Pert Plus 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner](http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=pert+plus+2+in+1+shampoo&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=16353170755898379147&sa=X&ei=6IEYT5LoAYna0QGL68TLCw&ved=0CHgQ8gIwAw), you filthy liar. | {
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They're not as poor as we portray them to be.
Of course poverty is an issue there, but their rate of poverty and homelessness isn't much higher than here in the U.S. | {
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Lucky he didn't get shot for having some "stupid ass car I done can't drive." | {
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Get used to it man, it's going to happen more and more often. | {
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Shitty_Watercolour commented on one of my posts. This is the proudest moment I've ever had as a redditor. | {
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I chose this flair based on who I am rooting for right now. I am a Bears fan, but am rooting for the Pats for the rest of the way. | {
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he's RPG, he can post anywhere and get karma | {
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I'm glad you posted twice so I could downvote you twice for vomiting up such a tired and unfunny meme | {
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don't stick your dick in crazy | {
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It looks as not much was loss.
It looks as if he's been cleaned to the bone, baby! :D | {
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"Oh god he's on to us, we can't let him leave here alive." | {
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Sounds like you need some hairbrush. | {
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This is fun: http://imgur.com/uL53p | {
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Also because he was only culturally relative for about a decade | {
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And still, we're made up of mostly empty space. | {
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Im upset to..... That he didnt break it. | {
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It's insulting. It's like they don't think were capable of analyzing these things | {
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Which is bad because...?
Who did I harm? Did I hurt even a single person, physically, mentally, emotionally, or financially? | {
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Well first off, it's spelled constellation. Secondly, I appreciate all of the cosmos in it's vast, near/possible infinity. | {
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Quite the opposite. I actually got choked up, which is saying a lot for me. I love my father to death. He was an amazing father, the most important person in my life besides my mom. I fear for how his death is going affect me. Its going to be bad. | {
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That's okay. I didn't feel like enjoying the video anyway. | {
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You are literally retarded. Kill yourself, faggot. | {
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I felt a tear drop of empathy at the fact that the OP's story involves how he gets super boner time from something slight, and your story is about coding your cell phone to avoid getting chewed out.
I need to buy you a beer. | {
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i like the walking dead and want to read/talk about it with others on reddit. bring nerds together, don't push 'em apart. | {
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You're getting better...stop it. | {
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My point was that the police in my city have better things to do than waiting to give tickets for minor traffic violations when people are literally getting shot in that same neighborhood. | {
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I can honestly tell, 1% tastes waterier. 2% is creamier and thicker.
Edit: I didn't mention Whole Milk because tinabear's comment had nothing to do with Whole Milk. She was just talking about the difference between 1% and 2%. That being said Whole Milk is also delicious, but being raised on 2% it will always have a place in my heart. | {
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A man of the people with a seven figure salary. He was a shepherd of sheeple, nothing more. | {
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The chicken, eggs can't come. | {
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My girlfriend says to tell you that she can employ memes however she damn well pleases, and to GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!!! | {
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Your mom sounds amazing | {
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Thats such a stupid excuse, because you dont even have any numbers to go by. He has more fans across the world that happen to speak English, like myself, im not English but i do speak it. Noob thats just wishfull thinking on your behalf. | {
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(he started singing Hoodie Allen - You Are Not a Robot) | {
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How about you don't criticize people for doing what makes them happy? Besides smoking makes him look cooler and sexier. No homo of course. | {
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I saw this comment before it was at the top, so there.
Edit4: Got rid of other edits
[](/raritydress "Secret edit for all you pony lovers out there") | {
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Her vanity caused her to put herself in that picture unnecessarily. If she just wanted a picture of herself that's fine but adding it so she'll get praise and upvotes from lonely ents is vanity. | {
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I smell a Lifetime movie of the week.
Love Thy Neighbor: A Story of the Ultimate Be*Trey*al. | {
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Last I checked, jerking it to child porn was indeed against the law. | {
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yeah! how do we do that?! i don't know how the hell this things works! | {
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I'm not going to let a few downtokes bother me :) | {
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I am a religious person. I made a lot of deals with god that i will keep my faith. one of the main reasons that I will keep my faith and to see that my faith...i believe in the 10 commandments and to spread the teaching of the bible. I am not here to convert other people but I am not going to give up the faith of 4000 year because of Hamens and Hitlers and ant-semites | {
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Um ... couldn't he just pick up the tortillas a little later? Not like he was cooking them at 5. He was just picking up and delivering.
Not to mention he's probably not even a US citizen.
WORST. UNDERWRITER. EVER. | {
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You misspelled "rare" which is a common mistake after typing the word "medium." *cough* | {
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Liverpool play in Europe on Thursday, this was not a meaningless game for them.. | {
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This is the truth.
/r/relationships draws its userbase *solely* from people looking for relationship advice. Blind leading the blind. | {
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You're a fucking asshole. | {
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I wish more states had Castle doctrine. | {
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Haha yaa, or "I choose you!" lol. Hi from youtube! This plce is the coooolest <3 <3 <3 | {
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This happened to me with a carton of orange juice. One second I had it...the next second I couldn't find it anywhere. I left for work and a couple hours later my roommate texted me with a picture of the OJ in a random cabinet in the kitchen. No idea why I did that. | {
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Already been through it, got out of it, got knocked back in it, and am now in a position to never have to, but thanks, I love you too | {
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Never change, Reddit. | {
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Wrong show, Matlock.
edit: 59 downvotes?!! To what do I owe this honor?
edit 2: Perhaps an explanation of the joke is in order. Matlock_ here made a reference to Urkel from Family Matters, based on what he viewed in the gif. I told him that he had the wrong show, because Matlock is a different show from Family Matters. | {
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That moment where they were smiling over him slurping his spaghetti was oddly adorable | {
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Oh you personally dont fault sase at all? Well Im glad he gets ur seal of approval | {
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Japanese people are constantly ripped off. Real estate prices are insane. | {
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Have you stopped to think that I may be the owner of one of those blogs?? | {
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http://i.imgur.com/7VX5S.gif | {
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??
"wait" is not an adjective. you cannot be more or less "wait". | {
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They were just testing that belt to see if it was actually worth the $3. | {
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Did it take you morons much thought to post the same old shit for the umpteenth time? Reddit is like call and answer sometimes. Maybe you could think of something that isn't an instant and tired response to post when you see the word 'moose'. | {
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HR to Boss: "So what's the reason for dismissal?"
Boss: "...He spilled my coffee." | {
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Sorry, but men's rights is not a hateful or mysogynist subreddit!
Victim blaming is unacceptable, but false accusations are a real issue, too. | {
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His sacrifice was not in vain. | {
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thanks for the very in-depth recap. now i don't have to read it! you're still a newfag, however. maybe you should learn how to speak english too, then read it back to me you ape. XDD | {
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When a girl working retail asks you for help, what they really mean is that they find you physically attractive. Remember, girls are interested in guys who take charge and show an animal-like appreciation for their physical beauty. Next time one of them asks if you need something, quickly turn around and grab at their breasts. | {
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He is really not a bad guy. This conversation came up about 4 days ago. It has not been dropped, I love him, I truly do, but like i have mentioned earlier, if I don't give this to him, I know he will still have that fantasy. | {
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IT - Stephen King taught me this when I was eight. (I'm female) My teacher sent me to the counselor because I thought it would be a cool science fair project.
Edit: Desperation, then. I should really get around to rereading those.
Also, I was going to use my male classmates for science, obviously. | {
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You know... that US attacked Japan first? | {
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Also...incase you don't know OP, you have crutches and you drive with two feet. | {
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You can see whatever they are using to slooge her in the clip. Looks like a syringe. | {
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But damn it would be a scary couple of seconds. | {
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LOL MADE MY DAY XDDDDD BEST COMMENT HAHA | {
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