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"We regret being caught." | {
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Cool, I've got 3 weeks to blow my brains out. | {
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Dubai is a city created by a six year old with an unlimited budget.
"I want a ski hill!"
But Timmy, we're in the desert.
"Then put it in the mall!" | {
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>oh fuck off you stupid bot
No.
>the statistics prove the voting isnt affected
More accurately: "An analysis of the statistics with a conclusion announced before the analysis was done, using flawed methods and an incomplete and badly chosen sample, prove the voting isn't affected."
The analysis was shit. | {
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> Drank too much beer afterwards and didn't win the comp
What a fitting ending | {
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First they elect a guy who was involved in riots as a PM and now one of the politicians funding violence? Fuck India seriously, pathetic country. | {
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it only looks perfect on TV! | {
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It was a typo dumb ass. | {
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I hate this guy but I love that he exists | {
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You're all Faggots below me.
Edit: Only 100 downvotes? Not deleting it. Bring it on Faggots. | {
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Jesus, I thought you meant she was dead! | {
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Oh, my bad, I didn't realize that when we define sexism we do it in a very narrow frame applicable to only one instance on the internet rather than be realistic. I'm not debating whether or not he's a sexist, I'm just correcting what you believe the definition of sexism is, which you agreed is judging people differently.
Just thought I'd clear that up for you x2 | {
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Goddamn shit got dark. What did you say? | {
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What the fuck. How does shit like this still get upvoted? | {
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That's a great point, except I(and the director) used the term "historical fantasy". They weren't "super interested" in realism, just like Star Wars wasn't. They(for the first three movies anyway) went to locations and used little touches of realism to add to the "feel" of the movie.
Also the undead pirates weren't the ones who could summon the Kraken. That was Davy Jones in the second movie. | {
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Cruel twist? No. Appropriate? Meh. I mean, how many people were exposed [This is my edited portion which seems to have offended many folks.](http://content.pimp-my-profile.com/graphics/set10/sorry.gif)
EDITED: Because I'm as ass. | {
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At first, I was thinking we would just scale up Falcon Heavy, but it looks like it probably makes more sense just to have a single monster boost stage. | {
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First. World. Problem. | {
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A boner in the hand is better than a boner in a bush wait | {
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> that sniveling little weasel could manage to bring with his "close friends".
It's a little crass of you to join in with TB on bullying some poor kid who just wanted to be left alone. | {
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Also I don't think he knows what a barometer is. Because the term is moral compass. A barometer measures atmospheric pressure. | {
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If you can prove he doesn't do his job, sure, but he, JUST LIKE YOU, is allowed his own opinion | {
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Fitness in general, really. Running, pushups, pullups, dips, all free. Cardio doesn't cost a dime. | {
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Hiring assassins to kill people = safe option amirite? Selling weapons, poisons, and fraud related items? Psh a true patriot recognizes their right to own those items in an unrestricted fashion. | {
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I see these types of videos all the time. You wouldn't think so, but there are hundreds of videos of guys jerking off with their friends online on popular sites.
Sorry about it, next time be more careful! People like you get trapped in omegle/chatroulette every day. | {
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I felt the cringiest(sp) part of the video was that there's a room somewhere full of people with nothing better to do than watch a dork dressed like an elf play video games as quickly as possible. | {
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"Dammit Artgum, I'm an astrophysicist, not an ornithologist." | {
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So not funny. **downvoted.** I speak for most Redditors here in saying that Wayne Brady is only funny to uneducated white people :-) Most of my close black friends know he is an Uncle Tom :-)
Edit: I'm not sure why I am getting downvoted. I did not make any racist comments. Notice how it was my black friends that called him an Uncle Tom. Can you idiots get off the internet please? | {
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He found a million dollars in cash on the floor and retired | {
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Here's to hoping he dies next deployment so she'll be single and vulnerable... | {
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You always dribble before you shoot. Just like basketball. | {
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What you have described is the likely outcome if the mother is a narcissist or abusive in some other way. If that is the case, the situation will only get worse anyway, and the daughter needs to start searching for alternative living arrangements. | {
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Aaannd that's why you shouldn't learn how to have sex from watching porno. | {
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This is anything but a shit post. Clearly you haven't played the game. Because anyone that has would agree with this post 100% | {
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I'm surprised how many people seem to have enjoyed these movies without realizing this.. I mean, that's the shtick. | {
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You = guy.
You = sucked you's dick
You = sucked guy's dick.
Sucked guy's dick = gay.
You = gay?
Are my calculations correct? | {
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I remember reading about a redditor who was singing his bank pin to himself while walking to the ATM. | {
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> Why the fuck would you let someone talk to you like that?
Downvote. | {
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It's also fucking delicious. | {
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Of course, you are the sole authority on lifestyle choices right? Ever think that different people have different views of a good lifestyle? And i have more than enougj in savings to verify that i am making good lifestyle choices. | {
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It works though. I've never gilded my own comment or post because I'm broke. But if I see a comment with gold (unless it's a wall of words, in which case, fuck that shit) I will read it. Every single time. | {
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> You can hear it in his voice,
No you fucking can't. Its called an accent. | {
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I'm sorry but this is so goddam hilarious. OP has tiny niche problem, knowledgable guy comes in and illuminates all of us. Everyone's in awe of his expertise. Then, the next post, this guy recommends OP gets arm-less Morpheus glasses. Reddit: "knowledge without style" | {
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*Read the post again. Just because it is a site that hosts videos does not mean it is the same as youtube. Plus I am pretty sure less than 0.0001% of youtube's content is indie films that don't exist anywhere else. I am talking about a site that specializes in JUST that, as in 100%.* | {
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He's definitely got a Dennis Reynolds vibe about him. | {
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Girls love to keep guys "on the hook". I haven't met a single girl yet who doesn't subconsciously do this. OP needs to make his feelings absolutely clear, it's out of line, BUT there is an element of mistrust on his side I think. They will have to come to a compromise - children with an ex ALWAYS make things especially awkward.
Sorry for the judgement of OPs gender!
Edit: woo downvotes! | {
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I kidnap her and bury her with a backhoe. | {
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The proposition that anti-vaccers are shitty does not make sense at all. That is a generalisation, a transfer and a demonization. Those are propaganda techniques that are used when you do not have real arguments. | {
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fertilized eggs over his hammy | {
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I'm only 14 years old, this website is teaching me so much about the adult world. I love reddit, it's the father I never had,lol | {
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They asked me to do the voice. I was going to do it but it was a scheduling thing. I'm a big Seth MacFarlane fan! I can't wait for the new cosmos he is doing with Neil De Grasse Tyson. | {
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this is hardly a painful death. | {
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I usually just jizz on my chest and then leave it there
Edit: This is my highest voted comment ever. Great. | {
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I used to be prettay good, but then I took an arrow too the knee! | {
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Compliment that man more! He's working hard and could use some encouragement from his main lady! | {
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You're probably not even 80 so stfu nub. | {
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1. Take pill.
2. Die.
3. Come back to life without any consequence.
4. Be immortal because you already died and you can't die more than once. Convice people that you're the second coming of Christ.
5. ?????
6. Prophet. | {
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I only have 3 one dollar bills in there. the bulk of that (~40 bills) is $100 denominations, about 35 $20 denominations.
I might exchange them all for $1 bills, and fill a kiddie pool with them and jump in for fun! | {
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Get sued by the people who make The Purge | {
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Court documents are public unless its family court or extreme circumstances where discretion is necessary. | {
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Scientists say the first person to live to 150 is alive right now. I believe I am that person. | {
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Here's another angle of the crash unfortunately she just wasn't paying enough attention. [link](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=youtube_gdata_player) | {
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He installed it and rang. | {
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Why are you inferring OP is a liar? Unfortunately, these kind of things happen all the time. | {
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I can't stop writing 1683 on my checks. Where has the time gone? | {
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How is babby formed? Too soon? | {
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Yeah that's what makes it even better. | {
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I can't stand this weird faggot. He needs to be killed. | {
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My only regret is that i have....boneitis. | {
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nope, there are no upvote arrows
edit: it's true | {
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In the top 3 issues we need to tackle for the long term as a people.
1. Global Warming.
2. Antibiotic Resistance.
3. Cyber hacking on military - eg- drones being hacked, etc. | {
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Ah, its just a little more impressive that its mostly high denominations.
Happens the same way with only a few grand but in 20's. | {
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Okay...people keep asking me for the cover files so here they are:
http://imgur.com/a/n07S8
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Accused, not convicted.
Learn the fucking difference.
EDIT:
Love the downvotes, c'mon bring me some more. 'Cause it's just so classy to joke about rape... | {
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Grossest Bane cosplay ever. | {
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i used to pee while standin up but then i took an arrow to the knee ^__^ LOL
edit ok wtf, why the downvotes? jeez fags i was jus writing a comment 0__0
ok edit number 2. seriously? IT WAS JUST A FUCKING JOKE.
edit 3 fuckin gay ass website it was just an joke | {
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Oh god, I can feel time. | {
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It sounded to us that he was trying to use his popularity to gain finical benefit from it.
If he just edit that part out or made it clearer we would have put it back, he decided to ignore our request or even respond to us and delete all of his posts. | {
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I actually measured this with my phone! Almost exactly 6 hours on average. | {
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It was a really long time ago. I don't brag about my IQ anymore. Jesus dude. People change. I wish this stuff would stop being dragged up. | {
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What a coincidence! I identify myself as a pandasexual napkin. | {
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Me neither, your fiance's butt is disgusting. | {
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Your principal was involved in breaking her legs? | {
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Get/upgrade a PC you peasant | {
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I like the concept, but really, the optics of a member of the Catholic clergy with a little boy sidekick just aren't good. | {
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Comment of the century folks! | {
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$10 to not be killed, a bargain | {
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Much less good as well | {
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It wanted to tell you a lot of secrets? | {
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It's not a real account... | {
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Yo bro, i'll punch that person man | {
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With y'all's asshole attitudes I'm surprised you have a single friend. | {
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I love you so much more now that I know this. | {
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O no i lost my imaginary points from a website....douche | {
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The console war is now between the Nintendo U, Nintendo 4, and Nintendo One. No more PC because everyone knows computer games are the root of all viruses. | {
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As it should be. >:(
Cats are wicked, evil creatures who deserve to suffer. | {
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This reminds me of my blind uncle - I had to be about 10 or so and was walking him to the bathroom, and as we arrived I asked "Want me to turn the light on?" (not thinking/being a kid)
His response: "Why? You wanna watch?" Classic
Man, I miss my uncle. | {
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Say you have this C++
switch(x){
case 0: a();
case 1: b();
case 2: c();
default: done();
}
You can't do that in Rust, because match doesn't do fall through
**Edit:** Nice downvotes folks! I'll be using Haskell instead. LOL at this "systems programming language" with a bunch of crybabies and zealots and fuck muhzilla. | {
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I was Marine artillery and I know we killed people, many people. I feel pretty tore up about these things from time to time. Just doing a job my ass. I've seen the feeds from us dropping HIMARS rounds on buildings...we fucked shit up. Dont know where I was going with this. Real killers dont brag, we mourn. | {
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I loled so fucking hard. | {
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