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We? Daft? Something seems fishy here... I smell a dirty red coat | {
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Clever, but I'm an *individual*. (That translates to pompous ass) | {
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Would that be a gay pride? | {
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Seriously, who buys this stuff? | {
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If you seek him out and have a meeting, I'll give you a buddy pass from the airline I work at. | {
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>Yeah, but do you really think we do it because he asked us to?
You've obviously new here.
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> They made him promise not to tell anyone, so he only told me and a few dozen other people.
Solid friend. | {
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Dude. When *bronies on Reddit* start downvoting you...Take a step back. | {
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All of my children were conceived in a walk in freezer, my ex-wife. | {
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Then fuck off. There you go. Fuck right off. Stop looking at my stuff. My stuff is for people that think I'm fucking awesome just the way I am. Not for you. | {
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Best part was that it went on for almost two months before someone told me. Kid asks me to turn down the music and I was just like um...pretty funny though. | {
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Hit *what* exactly? Your computer monitor? Or do you mean the aliens they've referred to?
**EDIT:** How dare I insinuate stage ~~blood~~ boobies is not enough! Settle for the sham, it requires less work and personal development.
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Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard | {
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who even cares
EDIT: downvoted for truth... way to go hivemind | {
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Even really bad people aren't bad all the time | {
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If you guys have any downvotes, they go on the rack to my left. | {
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> Looked like a 12 year old girl about to pounce on me.
nice
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>We need people like OP speaking our against them.
Yeah OP sure is a tolerant, non-racist person with peaceful views that should be respected. Justice in video games above all!
[/user/Michichael](http://www.reddit.com/user/Michichael) | {
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/u/Detective-Mittens- cracks another case. | {
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he's not, he's just fat and looks like a retard. | {
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it comes down to the fact that if you do it that well, and eventually get caught, there'll be hell toupee | {
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Maybe it's a bit exaggerated thing to say, but knowing that the tec-9 gave 50 kills to Olofmeister ONLY... it's naive to think that weapon didn't ease the way for them. | {
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"Any final words?"
UGH | {
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Great ass though. And she's not too dark, like one would expect of Nigerians. | {
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White, because he didn't get arrested. | {
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So basically your dad and the rest of the fire-fighters were cunts. | {
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hahaha YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!! | {
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no it's definitely then... go back to 6th grade | {
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No. Dogs are social creatures, they hunt and live in packs. Cats are programmed for solitary survival if necessary.
I like to think that while the dog is protecting you, the cat is also meaning well. He/she is just making sure your sacrifice was not in vain. | {
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Yeah, I'll cry a river as they go down, one by one. | {
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How about they publish this: http://i.imgur.com/r3zQF0G.png (NSFW, probably NSFL if you are a thin-skinned Muslim)
e: some people obviously think I made this. I did not, sadly. I don't know the author, however. | {
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He's still a fag tho
op is always a fag | {
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They're like T Rex rats. | {
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The reaction might be incorrect and unproductive, but I'll take their reaction over the House ~~Negro~~Muslim position of "ignore them." | {
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A truely timeless tale of love. | {
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Wow, you're clever. Did it take you all day to think up that joke? | {
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Your wish is my command. Here. http://i.imgur.com/9c9jt.jpg | {
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Glad you found the opportunity to heap more racism onto this OPs racism.
You should be proud of yourself jackwagon...
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"Oh fuck, I could have just bought a $1000 desktop and $500 laptop instead." | {
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This is the typical strategy of leftist economics.
It's like only tallying those still standing after a game of Russian Roulette and ignoring all those who lost. | {
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I hope Zach Braff sees this. | {
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and its still peanuts compared with what the earth naturally releases itself | {
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You have a cat nerd. Doesn't really get sports or bars, but great with high energy physics problems. | {
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When the cartoons tend toward portraying all Muslims as terrorists, it is phobic. | {
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I had a teacher like that, we called him fired. | {
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Someone pointed out religious affiliation.
I replied he might have been crazy, we don't know. He was pretty quiet so that is an admirable quality if you affiliate yourself with something like that.
I hope he's off throwing lighting with Thor to be honest. | {
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That's all incredibly reasonable. It's not really going to have any effect at all. | {
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What's going on is, there is no "close thread" functionality in Reddit software, so I have to remove everything by hand. | {
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30 years from now you will be telling some Hmong kids to getting off your lawn with an m1. | {
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Wow great argument fagtron you sure convinced me with those hot opinions. | {
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Did you break your arm? Were you particularly frustrated about it? | {
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Sure, until you realize that they're the ugliest children you've ever seen. | {
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Fuck, I would have beat you fuckers.
I'm great with children. | {
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HAHAHAHA THIS IS NOT A TIRED OVERUSED JOKE AND IT IS REALLY FUNNY HAHAHA | {
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That was just the beginning
EDIT: Karma Puberty just hit me like a truck!
EDIT2: THANKS FOR THE GOLD! I need to find a new life goal now. | {
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Step 12: Say I don't want gold
Step 13: I don't want gold at all guys
Step 14: Gets gold | {
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That motherfucker better wife you so hard. | {
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It didn't feel big if you were flying or driving at all it felt quite small. You must have been under 10 when playing it for you to think it was huge | {
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No. That's Adrian. I'll tell him thanks for you. | {
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So, not only can you whore your dying pets out for karma, but money as well.
Brilliant! | {
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"get the dog one too" | {
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Ah yes, I can clearly see so many of you in this thread just standing back and not doing anything, that's for sure. | {
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crossfit in a nutshell. | {
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If you compare the images, judging by the angle of the point he is sitting on, he would be about 3 feet off the ground. So unless midgets are a new enemy type... | {
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Or reenact past conversations that you weren't happy with.
Edit: Jokes on you I didn't even want gold. | {
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I used to fear my mom and dad had sexytime in my bed, but then I took an arrow to the knee! | {
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"Keep cool, do not freeze." says my mayonnaise jar. | {
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wtf?? this doesn't even make se.... oh fuck, fuck you faggot! | {
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We can finally just have virtual politicians run on corporate servers. | {
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i said the same thing! | {
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http://imgur.com/IedFb | {
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Appropriate for a subreddit with so many reposts. | {
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That's something you should probably ask *before* sex. | {
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lol
edit: Oh crap. I woke up this morning and my comment karma is below -100. It dropped over 300 points in a matter of hours kinda like the dow jones did.
Could you all upvote this please. How can writing "lol" be this bad? :(
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Year five, month 4, day 14
...
Timmy has become self-aware | {
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We must immediately crush and forbid any speech we don't like! Raise up fellow progressives, lets crush opposing thought and speech! | {
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Fuck it we'll do it live. | {
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Plot twist: She just has a REALLY blown out vagina, if you can fit a pop canned sized donkey dick in your twat balls deep, Youuuuu might be a whore bag. | {
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Wingman of the century. | {
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As someone who hates cops, downvoted. | {
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"Everything changed when the Car Nation attacked..." | {
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Watch a few Ronaldinho compilations, that'll put it into perspective. | {
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Now I'm imagining them sitting down to eat, smiling politely and then all just grabbing and maniacally chugging huge gallon glasses of water, spilling down their faces and shirts as they desperately try to drown the dry hand of death they had been ignoring for the past 4 hours. | {
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I hate to break it down to you, but this whole "misleading" thing was like the most basic form of sarcasm ever. | {
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Yes. Is there another way? | {
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In all seriousness, shut the hell up. | {
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Yeah, but I would have a 13 inch head start over myself at all times. Give or take a decimal point | {
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Yeah, no shit you could have. | {
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I was so sure it was a dildo at first... | {
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MOMMMMYYYY!!!!! WAT ID DA APETOL SCIENCE HANDHEWD POLTOL DEVICE?????? GOO GOO!!!! | {
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I hope he finds OP and screams at her tits after signing them. | {
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W/e I'm sick of the hate replies. | {
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TIFU of the year more like | {
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But the real question is, does it make you MORE or LESS coo coo for cocoa puffs?
Also, is it bad for Jesus?
Inquiring minds want to know! | {
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I mean.
I was playing League this new years and wished everyone in /all Happy New Years before I turned to my SO and wished her Happy New Years.
I probably need better priorities. | {
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you probably don't understand a lot of things :( This isn't me crying on reddit.. this is me laughing at the duplicity and complete lack of intelligence that most of these reddit posts exhibit. | {
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Who are you to judge? It's is his life. | {
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Yeah I know... Thank who ever for rand0m people. | {
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I feel like regardless of skill level, it's just a matter of time before free soloing will kill you. | {
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yeah, nah... that's a pretty bad idea. | {
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