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1	Not complete episodes on Christmas & Do It Yourself !	I have waited to buy this box set on DVD, as the first box set didn't include two famous scenes. On the Christmas episode, the turkey weighing part was missing(one of the funniest parts). On the Do It Yourself episode, same thing! Missing part when older lady gets trapped by crazy recliner due to Mr. Beans intervention! So, I hung onto my old VHS copies, that are un-edited. I saw this newer version that includes both Bean movies and hoped they had listened to past complaints and re-did the editing on the t.v. episodes. OH NO! They are just copies of the original, badly edited first edition DVDs!Terrible, expected much better. I'm sure Mr. Atkinson and his fellow writers would be appalled!	11	[ "I have waited to buy this box set on DVD, as the first box set didn't include two famous scenes.", "On the Christmas episode, the turkey weighing part was missing(one of the funniest parts).", "On the Do It Yourself episode, same thing!", "Missing part when older lady gets trapped by crazy recliner due to Mr.", "Beans intervention!", "So, I hung onto my old VHS copies, that are un-edited.", "I saw this newer version that includes both Bean movies and hoped they had listened to past complaints and re-did the editing on the t.v. episodes.", "OH NO!", "They are just copies of the original, badly edited first edition DVDs!", "Terrible, expected much better.", "I'm sure Mr.", "Atkinson and his fellow writers would be appalled!" ]
2	Excellence Steming From a Honest Understanding of Life	This book may have alot of mixed reviews but, it is a honest work! The author does not mask emotions in order to make the reader feel comfortable. While reading this work you may feel as if you are on an emotional joyride. However, this is an account of a highly personal experience. One that may help you put things into perspective by comparison. This book does not suggest a way for the reader to discern her life. It simply invites the reader to explore through her eyes. Wonderfully written!! Highly expressive. A must read for anyone who may wish to understand Japanese/American insight. The same review can be made for Polite Lies. You absolutely will not feel the reading of either books to be a waste of time.	12	[ "This book may have alot of mixed reviews but, it is a honest work!", "The author does not mask emotions in order to make the reader feel comfortable.", "While reading this work you may feel as if you are on an emotional joyride.", "However, this is an account of a highly personal experience.", "One that may help you put things into perspective by comparison.", "This book does not suggest a way for the reader to discern her life.", "It simply invites the reader to explore through her eyes.", "Wonderfully written!!", "Highly expressive.", "A must read for anyone who may wish to understand Japanese/American insight.", "The same review can be made for Polite Lies.", "You absolutely will not feel the reading of either books to be a waste of time." ]
2	Love it with one exception	I love this fryer...with one exception. I has a caked on gummy oil residue in the oil pot and nothing I do will get rid of it. So far. Other than that I would give it a 5+++. It heats up quickly, the temp is correct and it frys like a dream. Big. really Big. But having the extra baskets gives me a lot of options. So far it is completley hassle free. Setting the temp & timer are not a problem. The instructions are very clearly written. Yes .. definitely a 5 (as soon as I can get rid of the oil ring)	12	[ "I love this fryer...with one exception.", "I has a caked on gummy oil residue in the oil pot and nothing I do will get rid of it.", "So far.", "Other than that I would give it a 5+++.", "It heats up quickly, the temp is correct and it frys like a dream.", "Big.", "really Big.", "But having the extra baskets gives me a lot of options.", "So far it is completley hassle free.", "Setting the temp & timer are not a problem.", "The instructions are very clearly written.", "Yes ..", "definitely a 5 (as soon as I can get rid of the oil ring)" ]
2	Its ok but...	I bought this item for my 92fs and it is a decent holster. However, there are some nuances that would keep me from buying another for a different gun. Most of my observations compare this holster with my sig p226 holster (sig brand holster).One, the paddle seems huge. I road in a rhino when I took the holster and sidearm with me. Even with a huge paddle, I was worried the whole time that the holster and gun were going to fall into the dirt road and be lost. The Sig paddle, although smaller, is not going to come off. One can tell.Two, there is some play between the gun and the holster. Although it was a decent fit for the sidearm, it made noise when I was walking around. Nothing worse that a firearm rattling around in there.The button release seems slippery. I need to put some skate board tape on it. The sig holster button is checkered, and I can always tell when my finger is on it.This holster is good, and for the price a good value. It just falls a little short of the ideal.	12	[ "I bought this item for my 92fs and it is a decent holster.", "However, there are some nuances that would keep me from buying another for a different gun.", "Most of my observations compare this holster with my sig p226 holster (sig brand holster).One, the paddle seems huge.", "I road in a rhino when I took the holster and sidearm with me.", "Even with a huge paddle, I was worried the whole time that the holster and gun were going to fall into the dirt road and be lost.", "The Sig paddle, although smaller, is not going to come off.", "One can tell.Two, there is some play between the gun and the holster.", "Although it was a decent fit for the sidearm, it made noise when I was walking around.", "Nothing worse that a firearm rattling around in there.The button release seems slippery.", "I need to put some skate board tape on it.", "The sig holster button is checkered, and I can always tell when my finger is on it.This holster is good, and for the price a good value.", "It just falls a little short of the ideal." ]
1	Tumble time Tigger is a Flop	My son owns a lot of Tiggers toys as tigger is his favorite. But the Tumble time Tigger was a complete waiste of time and money. We bought him and tried him out and returned him the next day for a full refund. The Tumble time Tigger doesn't tumble at all no matter the surface you use it on or how loud you clap and chant. We tried it on the counter, table, hard floor, and carpet. In the end he always flopped over on it's side like a fish on land. We tried clapping and cheering for the toy as advertised and nothing but a big flop. Honestly if three people clapping and cheering for it at the same time isn't loud enough to get it to work. It doesn't work like it should and you can forget a small child being able to operate it. It's my opinion that the Tumble time Tigger is a waiste in time and money. Not recommended.	11	[ "My son owns a lot of Tiggers toys as tigger is his favorite.", "But the Tumble time Tigger was a complete waiste of time and money.", "We bought him and tried him out and returned him the next day for a full refund.", "The Tumble time Tigger doesn't tumble at all no matter the surface you use it on or how loud you clap and chant.", "We tried it on the counter, table, hard floor, and carpet.", "In the end he always flopped over on it's side like a fish on land.", "We tried clapping and cheering for the toy as advertised and nothing but a big flop.", "Honestly if three people clapping and cheering for it at the same time isn't loud enough to get it to work.", "It doesn't work like it should and you can forget a small child being able to operate it.", "It's my opinion that the Tumble time Tigger is a waiste in time and money.", "Not recommended." ]
1	Not for people with too much education or life experience	The tests in this book would probably work best for someone at the early college level. I say this because as an adult with a degree behind me, and years of work/life experience, I took all the tests . . . and found that I scored extremely high in every area. How does this help me? It doesn't. I believe the high scores are a result of life experience - I knew the answers - not because I am gifted in every area, but simply because I have lived long enough to learn the answers. So, in order for this test to measure a person's aptitude, they need to NOT have too much life experience. The only area in which a person may get acurate results even as an older adult is in Logic. Those questions did seem to test the way you think - can you think abstractly? That is an area that may be more difficult to "learn" - most of us are either abstract or concrete thinkers by nature.	12	[ "The tests in this book would probably work best for someone at the early college level.", "I say this because as an adult with a degree behind me, and years of work/life experience, I took all the tests.", ".", ".", "and found that I scored extremely high in every area.", "How does this help me?", "It doesn't.", "I believe the high scores are a result of life experience - I knew the answers - not because I am gifted in every area, but simply because I have lived long enough to learn the answers.", "So, in order for this test to measure a person's aptitude, they need to NOT have too much life experience.", "The only area in which a person may get acurate results even as an older adult is in Logic.", "Those questions did seem to test the way you think - can you think abstractly?", "That is an area that may be more difficult to \"learn\" - most of us are either abstract or concrete thinkers by nature." ]
2	Is there no end to your measuring?	I have used 60" measuring tapes. They are fine for what they do. But sometimes you need more. Perhaps 62". Perchance, 75". In furtive moments, 98.5". Sometimes you feel like going crazy and measuring something that busts past that two-digit inch barrier into something truly lengthy.For such moments, a mere 60" tape measure simply will not do. Have you ever sworn you wouldn't touch something with a ten-foot pole? How would you know? Now, with the 120" yellow fiberglass tape measure - you can! 120 muscular inches of pure measuring power. That's like ten school-year measuring rulers, matched with the flexibility of finely-crafted fiberglass.Need to make a pair of pants for a sumo wrestler? There's a tape for that.Thank you, Fiberglass Tape Measure - 120" Yellow. You are my passport to a new world of measurement.	14	[ "I have used 60\" measuring tapes.", "They are fine for what they do.", "But sometimes you need more.", "Perhaps 62\".", "Perchance, 75\".", "In furtive moments, 98.5\".", "Sometimes you feel like going crazy and measuring something that busts past that two-digit inch barrier into something truly lengthy.For such moments, a mere 60\" tape measure simply will not do.", "Have you ever sworn you wouldn't touch something with a ten-foot pole?", "How would you know?", "Now, with the 120\" yellow fiberglass tape measure - you can!", "120 muscular inches of pure measuring power.", "That's like ten school-year measuring rulers, matched with the flexibility of finely-crafted fiberglass.Need to make a pair of pants for a sumo wrestler?", "There's a tape for that.Thank you, Fiberglass Tape Measure - 120\" Yellow.", "You are my passport to a new world of measurement." ]
2	GeoTrax is the BEST!	We got a portion of GeoTrax for my son's 2nd Christmas and he loved it right away. Now for his 3rd Christmas we are getting him more. We have 80% of GeoTrax made (yes our set is HUGE!) and he still plays it after having it for a year. My only complaint is that some of the trains go through battery's really fast. This is a extreamly durable set. My son loves playing with the buildings and the trains when the track isn't set up too. He can't set the track up by himself yet but he's learning. This is a great toy to get the whole family involved. My 1yr old daughter also loves the set and eagerly waits for the trains to go by her so she can snatch them off the track. She's like a little Godzilla! For the train lover in your family this is a great great set!	12	[ "We got a portion of GeoTrax for my son's 2nd Christmas and he loved it right away.", "Now for his 3rd Christmas we are getting him more.", "We have 80% of GeoTrax made (yes our set is HUGE!", ") and he still plays it after having it for a year.", "My only complaint is that some of the trains go through battery's really fast.", "This is a extreamly durable set.", "My son loves playing with the buildings and the trains when the track isn't set up too.", "He can't set the track up by himself yet but he's learning.", "This is a great toy to get the whole family involved.", "My 1yr old daughter also loves the set and eagerly waits for the trains to go by her so she can snatch them off the track.", "She's like a little Godzilla!", "For the train lover in your family this is a great great set!" ]
1	Problem with Air King 60 Minute Delay Switch AKDT60	I purchased this switch to put a timer on the fan in the bathroom, which would allow the fan to run and expel humidity for a selected period of time after someone leaves the bathroom. The switch was delivered QUICKLY. It appeared to be a very nice switch. It was about 2 weeks before I got a chance to install it. After installation, I was disappointed in the loud clicking noise it made. I could not use it in the morning due to the fact that someone was still sleeping. I was EVEN more disappointed after 2 additonal weeks when the switch failed to completely shut off (but clicked sporadically), causing the motor on the fan to start/stop fairly rapidly. Obviously, the motor in the fan would have been destroyed in a short period of time. I removed the switch. I bought an Intermatic switch locally and installed it. It is VERY quiet and has worked well thus far. Only time will tell how long it will last, but at least I am optimistic.	12	[ "I purchased this switch to put a timer on the fan in the bathroom, which would allow the fan to run and expel humidity for a selected period of time after someone leaves the bathroom.", "The switch was delivered QUICKLY.", "It appeared to be a very nice switch.", "It was about 2 weeks before I got a chance to install it.", "After installation, I was disappointed in the loud clicking noise it made.", "I could not use it in the morning due to the fact that someone was still sleeping.", "I was EVEN more disappointed after 2 additonal weeks when the switch failed to completely shut off (but clicked sporadically), causing the motor on the fan to start/stop fairly rapidly.", "Obviously, the motor in the fan would have been destroyed in a short period of time.", "I removed the switch.", "I bought an Intermatic switch locally and installed it.", "It is VERY quiet and has worked well thus far.", "Only time will tell how long it will last, but at least I am optimistic." ]
2	I'll Never Forget These Books!	I started reading these books when I was in fifth grade. I'm a fast reader, so they weren't to large for me. Now, both my mother and I are captivated with these books, and we cannot wait for the next one. I check for it every time I go to the bookstore, and each time I pray it's there. Jean Auel draws you into the books with her captivating words, and realistic characters. Ayla is about as real as you get. I just want to leap for joy when she descovers something new, or comfort her when she is upset. When she starts thinking about how babies are born, I just want to tell her, Yes! You're right!!! There is never a dull moment, and each part is captivating in its own way. I have read all the books, around 12 times, and I am continuously picking them up again. Yeah, I know everyone's asking you the same question, Jean, but I have to ask it too- WHEN IS THE NEXT BOOK COMING!?!	13	[ "I started reading these books when I was in fifth grade.", "I'm a fast reader, so they weren't to large for me.", "Now, both my mother and I are captivated with these books, and we cannot wait for the next one.", "I check for it every time I go to the bookstore, and each time I pray it's there.", "Jean Auel draws you into the books with her captivating words, and realistic characters.", "Ayla is about as real as you get.", "I just want to leap for joy when she descovers something new, or comfort her when she is upset.", "When she starts thinking about how babies are born, I just want to tell her, Yes!", "You're right!!!", "There is never a dull moment, and each part is captivating in its own way.", "I have read all the books, around 12 times, and I am continuously picking them up again.", "Yeah, I know everyone's asking you the same question, Jean, but I have to ask it too- WHEN IS THE NEXT BOOK COMING!?!" ]
2	TRACK LIST	Various Artists / Survival Track Title1. The Grid / Diablo - Acapulco Gold Mix -- The Grid2. The Shamen / Transamazonia - Watershed-Nuw Idol Remix -- The Shamen3. Fingerbobs -- DJ Spooky4. Leftfield / Afro-Left -- Leftfield5. Sacred Spirit / Yeha-Noha - Tribal Totem Grid Mix -- Sacred Spirit6. Dreadzone / Zion Youth - Underworld Mix 2 -- Dreadzone7. Jam & Spoon / Heart Of Africa -- Jam & Spoon8. Rampant Prankster -- Slab9. Sabres Of Paradise / Ballad Of Nicky McGuire -- The Sabres Of Paradise10. The Drum Club / Floating World - Club 23 Mix -- Drum Club11. Unloved Symphony -- Moby	12	[ "Various Artists / Survival Track Title1.", "The Grid / Diablo - Acapulco Gold Mix -- The Grid2.", "The Shamen / Transamazonia - Watershed-Nuw Idol Remix -- The Shamen3.", "Fingerbobs -- DJ Spooky4.", "Leftfield / Afro-Left -- Leftfield5.", "Sacred Spirit / Yeha-Noha - Tribal Totem Grid Mix -- Sacred Spirit6.", "Dreadzone / Zion Youth - Underworld Mix 2 -- Dreadzone7.", "Jam & Spoon / Heart Of Africa -- Jam & Spoon8.", "Rampant Prankster -- Slab9.", "Sabres Of Paradise / Ballad Of Nicky McGuire -- The Sabres Of Paradise10.", "The Drum Club / Floating World - Club 23 Mix -- Drum Club11.", "Unloved Symphony -- Moby" ]
1	Quality Control Issues	Great knives except for one thing, 2 of the steak knives started to rust. The areas were small but I expect no issues for a knife set that costs this much. I never put these into a dishwasher. They were always hand washed.It looked like there was some contamination on the forging dies when these knives were manufactured. There were small inclusions in the steel where the rust was noticed. Getting a new set soon. If I have the same issue I will be returning for a refund.Update 12-04-12Reveived the new set and so far no issues. I've updated to 4 stars.Update 01-07-13These knives rust if any water is left on them. I have to hand wash and immediately dry to keep them in good condition. I can't return them as it's too late. Save your money and purchase another brand.	11	[ "Great knives except for one thing, 2 of the steak knives started to rust.", "The areas were small but I expect no issues for a knife set that costs this much.", "I never put these into a dishwasher.", "They were always hand washed.It looked like there was some contamination on the forging dies when these knives were manufactured.", "There were small inclusions in the steel where the rust was noticed.", "Getting a new set soon.", "If I have the same issue I will be returning for a refund.Update 12-04-12Reveived the new set and so far no issues.", "I've updated to 4 stars.Update 01-07-13These knives rust if any water is left on them.", "I have to hand wash and immediately dry to keep them in good condition.", "I can't return them as it's too late.", "Save your money and purchase another brand." ]
2	Opera as good as it gets...in the movies	Never has an opera been translated to film as well as this. The production is incredible, the cast perfect. But the real reason for watching this opera is Julia Migenes. She doesn't sing Carmen. She IS Carmen. She is Carmen with all her raw sensuality and alure and on top of that, what a voice!! So many greats have sung the role of Carmen without understanding the character of Carmen. Who cares how well someone sings if they just don't deliver from the heart, from the soul. Migenes gets it, and she delivers. And Domingo isn't bad either. (That was humor for those of you that take these reviews way too seriously).If you've never enjoyed an opera before, buy this one.	11	[ "Never has an opera been translated to film as well as this.", "The production is incredible, the cast perfect.", "But the real reason for watching this opera is Julia Migenes.", "She doesn't sing Carmen.", "She IS Carmen.", "She is Carmen with all her raw sensuality and alure and on top of that, what a voice!!", "So many greats have sung the role of Carmen without understanding the character of Carmen.", "Who cares how well someone sings if they just don't deliver from the heart, from the soul.", "Migenes gets it, and she delivers.", "And Domingo isn't bad either.", "(That was humor for those of you that take these reviews way too seriously).If you've never enjoyed an opera before, buy this one." ]
1	NOT RELIABLE, BIASED...	Yuck! It would be so nice to see a balanced perspective. It's not apparent in any of the series out there on cable tv that they even try to get other opinions. This one especially. I trust and believe the Bible is accurate. This series does not. Buy "The Stones Cry Out" DVD from World of the Bible Ministries and "The Second Great Battle of Jericho" by The Associates for Biblical Research. Then you will get another perspective.Haven't those in the media ever heard of The Near East Archaeological Society, The Associates for Biblical Research, The Institute for Biblical Archaeology, World of the Bible Ministries? Here is a list people that unfortunately many in the media forget about.Dr. Bryant WoodDr. Edwin Yamauchi (infrequent guest)Dr. Gary ByersDr. Bob Smith (from Florida)Dr. Charles AlingDr. Clyde BillingtonDr. Michael WiseDr. William SheaMr. Gordon FranzDr Randall Price etc;	16	[ "Yuck!", "It would be so nice to see a balanced perspective.", "It's not apparent in any of the series out there on cable tv that they even try to get other opinions.", "This one especially.", "I trust and believe the Bible is accurate.", "This series does not.", "Buy \"The Stones Cry Out\" DVD from World of the Bible Ministries and \"The Second Great Battle of Jericho\" by The Associates for Biblical Research.", "Then you will get another perspective.Haven't those in the media ever heard of The Near East Archaeological Society, The Associates for Biblical Research, The Institute for Biblical Archaeology, World of the Bible Ministries?", "Here is a list people that unfortunately many in the media forget about.Dr.", "Bryant WoodDr.", "Edwin Yamauchi (infrequent guest)Dr.", "Gary ByersDr.", "Bob Smith (from Florida)Dr.", "Charles AlingDr.", "Clyde BillingtonDr.", "Michael WiseDr.", "William SheaMr.", "Gordon FranzDr Randall Price etc;" ]
1	Waste of my time and money	I bought this item thinking that being a computer savy person, I wouldn't struggle with some of the issues some people said they had. WRONG. Sometimes it doesn't turn off. Sometimes it doesn't know it's connected to computer. I've been able to load only one song onto it - and it's one I already had. How many times do I want to hear one song. I used the musicmatch software that was "highly recommended." Then the helpline person at PHilips told me he wouldn't advise using it! None of the music would load onto my player, never has and apparently never will. Wasted $10 to find out the software that came with it doesn't actually work with it, and so far I can't find download music software that will work with it. I try to email company - no response until I got nasty. They email me to call helpline again - not good - I only use a prepaid cell phone. Getting more expensive. Planning to buy iPod. Save your money and frustration, buy anything else.	15	[ "I bought this item thinking that being a computer savy person, I wouldn't struggle with some of the issues some people said they had.", "WRONG.", "Sometimes it doesn't turn off.", "Sometimes it doesn't know it's connected to computer.", "I've been able to load only one song onto it - and it's one I already had.", "How many times do I want to hear one song.", "I used the musicmatch software that was \"highly recommended.\" Then the helpline person at PHilips told me he wouldn't advise using it!", "None of the music would load onto my player, never has and apparently never will.", "Wasted $10 to find out the software that came with it doesn't actually work with it, and so far I can't find download music software that will work with it.", "I try to email company - no response until I got nasty.", "They email me to call helpline again - not good - I only use a prepaid cell phone.", "Getting more expensive.", "Planning to buy iPod.", "Save your money and frustration, buy anything else." ]
1	Story overshadowed	I was looking for another highly rated series to watch with my boyfriend & The Wire came up. In the past our favorites have been ALIAS, SIX FEET UNDER, DEXTER & THE SOPRANOS. We watched the first 3 or 4 episodes of Season One, hoping to find another "winner". UGH. For the life of me, I don't get the fascination with the F-WORD!!! What's the deal?? If you have good writers, why do they depend on this word at least 5 times in every sentence? Imagine this: filming a scene & the director calls "cut" & says "You left out 3 F-words". To me, this is a sickening word, shows a limited vocabulary & I don't want to hear it over & over & over & over. If that makes me a prude, SO BE IT. It's a sad commentary.	11	[ "I was looking for another highly rated series to watch with my boyfriend & The Wire came up.", "In the past our favorites have been ALIAS, SIX FEET UNDER, DEXTER & THE SOPRANOS.", "We watched the first 3 or 4 episodes of Season One, hoping to find another \"winner\".", "UGH.", "For the life of me, I don't get the fascination with the F-WORD!!!", "What's the deal??", "If you have good writers, why do they depend on this word at least 5 times in every sentence?", "Imagine this: filming a scene & the director calls \"cut\" & says \"You left out 3 F-words\".", "To me, this is a sickening word, shows a limited vocabulary & I don't want to hear it over & over & over & over.", "If that makes me a prude, SO BE IT.", "It's a sad commentary." ]
1	Decent pistol with some problems	I don't know what brand it is, for it has no labels or insignias on the gun or the box. It's not the version shown in the picture. Mine is the standard M9, beretta style with no finger grooves in the grip. It's a somewhat heavy pistol with plastic body and a metal hammer, clip and release pin. It was obviously used, although i chose a new one on amazon. It had scratches on the magazine and gun, and a ton of houshold oil in it. Probably there because it jams all the time. It seems to not jam so much with polished bbs, don't expect much from the free bbs they come with. The spring inside the clip buckles also, that might be part of the reason it jams. But it seems to shoot ok most of the time with good bbs. You are much better off to buy an airsoft pistol, for about the same price, from a website that specializes in airsoft.	11	[ "I don't know what brand it is, for it has no labels or insignias on the gun or the box.", "It's not the version shown in the picture.", "Mine is the standard M9, beretta style with no finger grooves in the grip.", "It's a somewhat heavy pistol with plastic body and a metal hammer, clip and release pin.", "It was obviously used, although i chose a new one on amazon.", "It had scratches on the magazine and gun, and a ton of houshold oil in it.", "Probably there because it jams all the time.", "It seems to not jam so much with polished bbs, don't expect much from the free bbs they come with.", "The spring inside the clip buckles also, that might be part of the reason it jams.", "But it seems to shoot ok most of the time with good bbs.", "You are much better off to buy an airsoft pistol, for about the same price, from a website that specializes in airsoft." ]
2	Amazing!!!!	This book has got to be one of the best books around! I have read all the Phantom Stallion books, but haven't got around to reviewing them. This book is one of if not the best book of the series. It's the first book, so everything's new, which makes things more exciting. The main plot of the story is Sam's coming back home after two years away in San Francisco because of an accident. She must brush up her riding skills and learn how to be a rancher's daughter again. Her old horse Blackie, now running free, returns to her and Sam rekindles their old friendship by saving him from from an attempt on capture. She even meets her new pony Ace and their new dog Blaze. Sam even rescues another animal. (I won't say what. I hate spoilers!) Read this book and all the others. You won't be sorry!	13	[ "This book has got to be one of the best books around!", "I have read all the Phantom Stallion books, but haven't got around to reviewing them.", "This book is one of if not the best book of the series.", "It's the first book, so everything's new, which makes things more exciting.", "The main plot of the story is Sam's coming back home after two years away in San Francisco because of an accident.", "She must brush up her riding skills and learn how to be a rancher's daughter again.", "Her old horse Blackie, now running free, returns to her and Sam rekindles their old friendship by saving him from from an attempt on capture.", "She even meets her new pony Ace and their new dog Blaze.", "Sam even rescues another animal.", "(I won't say what.", "I hate spoilers!", ") Read this book and all the others.", "You won't be sorry!" ]
1	Mostly uneventful and somewhat pretentious	I like Glenn Gould. I didn't care for this movie however.1) The actor does not look like Glenn at all in my opinion, which I find distracting.2) Its very disjointed, and a lot of the components offer very little insight about Glenn or his life. One scene was Glenn simply going into a restaurant and listening to other people's conversations. Big deal, this is not interesting. I know this was supposed to offer a subtle insight into his personality, but it's boring and it comes across as pretentious filmmaking. Another example; Glenn is listening to a record with a cleaning lady. Thats it. Why is this interesting? Someone could film my uncle in Wal Mart, but would you care? Hey, look...My Uncle Carl is buying batteries. Now he is putting his change in his pocket. How utterly profound....In my opinion, you will learn and understand more about Glenn Gould by listening to his music than watching this lackluster, uneventful movie.	12	[ "I like Glenn Gould.", "I didn't care for this movie however.1) The actor does not look like Glenn at all in my opinion, which I find distracting.2) Its very disjointed, and a lot of the components offer very little insight about Glenn or his life.", "One scene was Glenn simply going into a restaurant and listening to other people's conversations.", "Big deal, this is not interesting.", "I know this was supposed to offer a subtle insight into his personality, but it's boring and it comes across as pretentious filmmaking.", "Another example; Glenn is listening to a record with a cleaning lady.", "Thats it.", "Why is this interesting?", "Someone could film my uncle in Wal Mart, but would you care?", "Hey, look...My Uncle Carl is buying batteries.", "Now he is putting his change in his pocket.", "How utterly profound....In my opinion, you will learn and understand more about Glenn Gould by listening to his music than watching this lackluster, uneventful movie." ]
2	Most EXCELLENT - must have FUNCTIONING BRAIN to ENJOY !!!	I have seen all of the Batman movies. I am not a child but a retired baby-boomer who will always be a kid at heart. -- This movie is undoubtedly THE BEST Batman movie ever, putting ALL others in a secondary "junk" category !!! -- All of the actors in this production do an excellent job portraying "real people" in a comic book setting !!! - This movie IS NOT for the INFANTILE "brain-dead" who DEMAND EXPLOSIVE NOISE, BLOOD & GUTS, SKANK FEMALES EXPOSING THEMSELVES [cow-teats] and an infantile trite & trivial STORY LINE !!!And I must say ,,, NOT having female exposed private parts i.e. cow-teats, cleavage, whatever ,,, is REFRESHING !!! -- With todays garbage [cows exposing themselves] passing for movies :-( ,,, it's not often I can say I THOROUGHLY enjoyed this production !!!Thank You, Thank You, Thank You ,,, to the Production Team !!! -- I hated for it to end :-)Sincerely,Matthew	16	[ "I have seen all of the Batman movies.", "I am not a child but a retired baby-boomer who will always be a kid at heart.", "-- This movie is undoubtedly THE BEST Batman movie ever, putting ALL others in a secondary \"junk\" category!!!", "-- All of the actors in this production do an excellent job portraying \"real people\" in a comic book setting!!!", "- This movie IS NOT for the INFANTILE \"brain-dead\" who DEMAND EXPLOSIVE NOISE, BLOOD & GUTS, SKANK FEMALES EXPOSING THEMSELVES [cow-teats] and an infantile trite & trivial STORY LINE!!!", "And I must say ,,, NOT having female exposed private parts i.e. cow-teats, cleavage, whatever ,,, is REFRESHING!!!", "-- With todays garbage [cows exposing themselves] passing for movies :-( ,,, it's not often I can say I THOROUGHLY enjoyed this production!!!", "Thank You, Thank You, Thank You ,,, to the Production Team!!!", "-- I hated for it to end :-)Sincerely,Matthew" ]
2	Almost a religious experience - it has changed my life	I started the diet two months ago and have lost 30 pounds. The diet takes no willpower and I lost an average of slightly over three pounds a week. I feel great! My wife, family and friends can't believe I'm losing so much weight. I will stay on the diet in some form for the rest of my life. I had been gaining weight steadily since college and diets just did not work. I wish I had known about the diet years ago but I believed that only a low calorie diet could work. After the reading the book and beginning the diet it was as if a great secret was revealed to me. Although you should read the book, the diet boils down to two rules. Eat as much protein and fat as you need not to be hungry. As for carbohydrates, start very close to zero and adjust the amount based on the weight loss you experience. If you're not losing, cut the carbs. if you're losing too fast, add a few carbs. Thank you Dr. Atkins for changing my life.	14	[ "I started the diet two months ago and have lost 30 pounds.", "The diet takes no willpower and I lost an average of slightly over three pounds a week.", "I feel great!", "My wife, family and friends can't believe I'm losing so much weight.", "I will stay on the diet in some form for the rest of my life.", "I had been gaining weight steadily since college and diets just did not work.", "I wish I had known about the diet years ago but I believed that only a low calorie diet could work.", "After the reading the book and beginning the diet it was as if a great secret was revealed to me.", "Although you should read the book, the diet boils down to two rules.", "Eat as much protein and fat as you need not to be hungry.", "As for carbohydrates, start very close to zero and adjust the amount based on the weight loss you experience.", "If you're not losing, cut the carbs.", "if you're losing too fast, add a few carbs.", "Thank you Dr.", "Atkins for changing my life." ]
1	One of the WORST movies I have EVER scene	Ok, so I went to go see this movie with hi expectations. I like most of Nicolas Cage's movies and I think he's a GREAT actor. And I like disaster movies. It kinda looked a bit like the "Mothman Prophecy's". When the movie starts out it is pretty good and kinda erie. And all and all it was pretty good..... until the end that is. This is one of those rare movies where the ending CAN and DOES ruin the whole movie! I mean honestly Nicolas Cage coulda just sat in a chair the whole movie and the end result would have been the EXACT same! This movie's ending makes the ending the "The Village" look fantastic! And anyone who has seen that movie knows what I'm talking about. Honestly when i left the theater i actually felt that i had wasted two hours of my life that I'll NEVER get back. Save your money and time. DONT watch this movie!!!!	14	[ "Ok, so I went to go see this movie with hi expectations.", "I like most of Nicolas Cage's movies and I think he's a GREAT actor.", "And I like disaster movies.", "It kinda looked a bit like the \"Mothman Prophecy's\".", "When the movie starts out it is pretty good and kinda erie.", "And all and all it was pretty good..... until the end that is.", "This is one of those rare movies where the ending CAN and DOES ruin the whole movie!", "I mean honestly Nicolas Cage coulda just sat in a chair the whole movie and the end result would have been the EXACT same!", "This movie's ending makes the ending the \"The Village\" look fantastic!", "And anyone who has seen that movie knows what I'm talking about.", "Honestly when i left the theater i actually felt that i had wasted two hours of my life that I'll NEVER get back.", "Save your money and time.", "DONT watch this movie!!!", "!" ]
2	Intreging! Fast paced war history.	I love this book! It's just packed with information. The copy I have is falling apart from so much use. I was delighted to see it available on amazon. It's fast paced so it doesn't go into a lot of depth on any one subject. But it covers so much development of warfare, from prehistoric man to our nuclear age. Lots of room during that time to change war itself & how & with what it's waged with. I'm not going to go into the argument of Clausewitz vs cultural versions of war as Many others have already done so & I feel no need to add more either way. I have the ww2 book & the face of battle all written by this author. Fond of all of them. If you're looking to see how war has changed than this is.for you. If you are looking for more depth or more coverage in say Clausewitz than, I'd suggest getting something else.	12	[ "I love this book!", "It's just packed with information.", "The copy I have is falling apart from so much use.", "I was delighted to see it available on amazon.", "It's fast paced so it doesn't go into a lot of depth on any one subject.", "But it covers so much development of warfare, from prehistoric man to our nuclear age.", "Lots of room during that time to change war itself & how & with what it's waged with.", "I'm not going to go into the argument of Clausewitz vs cultural versions of war as Many others have already done so & I feel no need to add more either way.", "I have the ww2 book & the face of battle all written by this author.", "Fond of all of them.", "If you're looking to see how war has changed than this is.for you.", "If you are looking for more depth or more coverage in say Clausewitz than, I'd suggest getting something else." ]
2	a gamer	this is truly the one of the greatest fighting games ever made. most of the character from MKII return such as jax, liu kang, sub-zero (unmasked) shang-tsung, kung lao etc. there are also new characters like sindel, sheeva, kabal, sector, cyrax, nightwolf, stryker, and smoke. the graphics are wonderful, the sound is great and the fatalities are really fatal. there is also friendship, babality, and animality. the combos are fairly easy to do and are fun to do over again. playing against computer is easy on very easy and very difficult on very hard. there are only 5 credits when u play, but there various cheats to help u in the game. kool stuff, kooler stuff, scott stuff an music test will realy help out in the game. cheats like 1 button fatality, enabling motaro and shao khan, extended fatality time really make the more fun than it already is. this is truly the best MK made and one of the greatest if not the greatest fighting game ever made for any system.	11	[ "this is truly the one of the greatest fighting games ever made.", "most of the character from MKII return such as jax, liu kang, sub-zero (unmasked) shang-tsung, kung lao etc.", "there are also new characters like sindel, sheeva, kabal, sector, cyrax, nightwolf, stryker, and smoke.", "the graphics are wonderful, the sound is great and the fatalities are really fatal.", "there is also friendship, babality, and animality.", "the combos are fairly easy to do and are fun to do over again.", "playing against computer is easy on very easy and very difficult on very hard.", "there are only 5 credits when u play, but there various cheats to help u in the game.", "kool stuff, kooler stuff, scott stuff an music test will realy help out in the game.", "cheats like 1 button fatality, enabling motaro and shao khan, extended fatality time really make the more fun than it already is.", "this is truly the best MK made and one of the greatest if not the greatest fighting game ever made for any system." ]
1	People actually like this dud of a movie. Give it a try.	A king sized helping of irritating with a dollop of boring. I can't believe this movie is liked by so many people. It was mildly interesting as far as "old jaded scientist hates greenhorn until he starts liking her" formula movies go. But the chemistry between them bit! Which made the musical score really funny when you hear the first "triumphant" symphonic piece. You frown and say, "I don't get it, I thought they still hated each other...is this 'Gone with the Wind' drama because she likes the view from the ropes?" And Lorraine Bracco's character is soooo annoying. The fact that he wants her to return with him isn't even believable. Connery's okay, but a bad match for his style. I watched the whole thing though, and other people liked it. But, like one of the other reviewers wrote, I figured out the cure for cancer before the characters did. And so will you!	12	[ "A king sized helping of irritating with a dollop of boring.", "I can't believe this movie is liked by so many people.", "It was mildly interesting as far as \"old jaded scientist hates greenhorn until he starts liking her\" formula movies go.", "But the chemistry between them bit!", "Which made the musical score really funny when you hear the first \"triumphant\" symphonic piece.", "You frown and say, \"I don't get it, I thought they still hated each other...is this 'Gone with the Wind' drama because she likes the view from the ropes?", "\" And Lorraine Bracco's character is soooo annoying.", "The fact that he wants her to return with him isn't even believable.", "Connery's okay, but a bad match for his style.", "I watched the whole thing though, and other people liked it.", "But, like one of the other reviewers wrote, I figured out the cure for cancer before the characters did.", "And so will you!" ]
2	razr	This is a good phone. I love it, ive had mine for a few months now, thanks to my dad who bought me one. Some reveiws say this fone breaks easily, ive spilled a whole glass of water on mine, dropped it while it was open on the concrete at school, and had it fall off my desk at home. Seriously, you have to try to break this phone. The software on it is the same as every other motorola phone ive used in the past. If your familiar with motorola phones this wont be hard to use. The camera isnt the best, but i dont really use my phone to take videos and pictures. lol i kinda use mine to talk. Another thing i love about this fone is when someone calls there picture shows up on the screen, i guess thats quickly becoming the standard for phones. I think if you like being complemented on how cool your phone looks, and talk regularly on the phone then get this. I heard that a new version is coming out it looks cool, it was set for release this year but theres only 2 or so weeks left lol.	11	[ "This is a good phone.", "I love it, ive had mine for a few months now, thanks to my dad who bought me one.", "Some reveiws say this fone breaks easily, ive spilled a whole glass of water on mine, dropped it while it was open on the concrete at school, and had it fall off my desk at home.", "Seriously, you have to try to break this phone.", "The software on it is the same as every other motorola phone ive used in the past.", "If your familiar with motorola phones this wont be hard to use.", "The camera isnt the best, but i dont really use my phone to take videos and pictures.", "lol i kinda use mine to talk.", "Another thing i love about this fone is when someone calls there picture shows up on the screen, i guess thats quickly becoming the standard for phones.", "I think if you like being complemented on how cool your phone looks, and talk regularly on the phone then get this.", "I heard that a new version is coming out it looks cool, it was set for release this year but theres only 2 or so weeks left lol." ]
1	iPods: A huge waste of money	Don't waste your money on an ipod. It is extremely overpriced for the quality it delivers. There are mp3 players that hold just as much and are of much better quality than an ipod and cost hundreds less. I've had my ipod for about a year and the battery drains over time. Fully charged, I get about 2 hours of music from my ipod before the batterys dead. No EQ or backlight on. It was about 12 hours of battery life when I first got it. AND APPLE IS CHARGING 59 DOLLARS TO GET THE BATTERY REPLACED!!!! Thats pure BS. Why should I pay nearly $60 dollars so they can fix their own mistake!!!! Mine also shuts off at random times, in the middle of songs for no reason. This isn't just my ipod, my friends ipods have been having alot of issues too. Buy a Creative Zen, it's cheaper, better quality and has alot more features. JUST BECAUSE IT HAS THE APPLE LOGO ON IT, IT DOSN'T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO SHELL OUT 300 DOLLARS FOR THIS!!!!	15	[ "Don't waste your money on an ipod.", "It is extremely overpriced for the quality it delivers.", "There are mp3 players that hold just as much and are of much better quality than an ipod and cost hundreds less.", "I've had my ipod for about a year and the battery drains over time.", "Fully charged, I get about 2 hours of music from my ipod before the batterys dead.", "No EQ or backlight on.", "It was about 12 hours of battery life when I first got it.", "AND APPLE IS CHARGING 59 DOLLARS TO GET THE BATTERY REPLACED!!!", "!", "Thats pure BS.", "Why should I pay nearly $60 dollars so they can fix their own mistake!!!", "!", "Mine also shuts off at random times, in the middle of songs for no reason.", "This isn't just my ipod, my friends ipods have been having alot of issues too.", "Buy a Creative Zen, it's cheaper, better quality and has alot more features.", "JUST BECAUSE IT HAS THE APPLE LOGO ON IT, IT DOSN'T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO SHELL OUT 300 DOLLARS FOR THIS!!!", "!" ]
2	Very useful	I really liked this organizer. It's small, so it's easy to carry around. Because it is spiral bound, it's easy to hold in one hand and fill out with the other. It gave me a place to keep track of all my doctor appointments, questions for my doctor, daycare referals, items I registered for, shower gifts, insurance information, weight gain, potential baby names, etc. It contains a good checklist of to dos organized by month. It helped me prepare my birth plan and pack my hospital bag. It contains great questions to ask when interviewing pediatricians, day care providers, etc. My only criticism is there's only one form for each type of interview. If you interview more than one pediatrician, OBGYN, midwife, daycare provider, etc, you have to photocopy the pages and fill out the photocopies. They should include 3 copies of each form in the organizer. It also has a place to keep track of diapering and feeding post-birth, although I didn't use that. Overall, a great product.	12	[ "I really liked this organizer.", "It's small, so it's easy to carry around.", "Because it is spiral bound, it's easy to hold in one hand and fill out with the other.", "It gave me a place to keep track of all my doctor appointments, questions for my doctor, daycare referals, items I registered for, shower gifts, insurance information, weight gain, potential baby names, etc.", "It contains a good checklist of to dos organized by month.", "It helped me prepare my birth plan and pack my hospital bag.", "It contains great questions to ask when interviewing pediatricians, day care providers, etc.", "My only criticism is there's only one form for each type of interview.", "If you interview more than one pediatrician, OBGYN, midwife, daycare provider, etc, you have to photocopy the pages and fill out the photocopies.", "They should include 3 copies of each form in the organizer.", "It also has a place to keep track of diapering and feeding post-birth, although I didn't use that.", "Overall, a great product." ]
2	Excellent for the Working Mom!!	This breast pump is terrific!! It's one of two that I am now using since I have been back to work. I have been using the Medela Pump In Style for the past 3 months with my son..and now since I don't want to carry the large case I have decided to use this one on a daily basis while at work. It's totally the best thing. I can get out 8-10 oz. in about 10 mins with no problem. This pump is made well and easy to sterilize. For a manual pump it really does a good job at expressing breast milk quickly. I have really enjoyed breastfeeding and don't want to give it up and this product enables you to pump anywhere at anytime. I find that this pump works much better than the low grade electric or battery operated low grade pumps. I have owned three breast pumps so far and this one is my most preferred product!	11	[ "This breast pump is terrific!!", "It's one of two that I am now using since I have been back to work.", "I have been using the Medela Pump In Style for the past 3 months with my son..and now since I don't want to carry the large case I have decided to use this one on a daily basis while at work.", "It's totally the best thing.", "I can get out 8-10 oz.", "in about 10 mins with no problem.", "This pump is made well and easy to sterilize.", "For a manual pump it really does a good job at expressing breast milk quickly.", "I have really enjoyed breastfeeding and don't want to give it up and this product enables you to pump anywhere at anytime.", "I find that this pump works much better than the low grade electric or battery operated low grade pumps.", "I have owned three breast pumps so far and this one is my most preferred product!" ]
2	Exciting yet ....	I have to admit. I was hesitant when I bought this book. Than I could not put it down. I would read when ever I could. I just had to get to the ending...than poof. It fizzled. It seemed Mrs.Roberts was tired of writting the book than just ended it abruptly. It was like reading the end of a Harlequin Romance. The obligated chapters were set in place. Time to emd it and send it in.I did indeed love the story. But the ending was rather abrupt. I felt it left loose ends.	12	[ "I have to admit.", "I was hesitant when I bought this book.", "Than I could not put it down.", "I would read when ever I could.", "I just had to get to the ending...than poof.", "It fizzled.", "It seemed Mrs.Roberts was tired of writting the book than just ended it abruptly.", "It was like reading the end of a Harlequin Romance.", "The obligated chapters were set in place.", "Time to emd it and send it in.I did indeed love the story.", "But the ending was rather abrupt.", "I felt it left loose ends." ]
1	Very, Very Disappointed!!!!!!	After doing some research, I went with Sony Cybershot DSC-T100. Normally, I am really against Sony because I have had really terrible luck with Sony products. But I thought I would give Sony another chance. I really loved the features this camera had to offer.I bought the camera 3 weeks ago, and started shooting pictures of family. When I went to review the pictures I have taken, I noticed for some of the pictures I was getting a blue screen with a "File Error" message. Also, some of the pictures were were split in half. The top half was sharp and the bottom half was blurry.I called Sony, and they were not able to help me at all. They were not able to tell me why this was happening to my camera. They said I would have to send the camera for repair and I would have to pay for shipping. So, I just decided to return the camera at the store where is was bought. NEVER again will I buy a Sony product. I have learned my lesson.	12	[ "After doing some research, I went with Sony Cybershot DSC-T100.", "Normally, I am really against Sony because I have had really terrible luck with Sony products.", "But I thought I would give Sony another chance.", "I really loved the features this camera had to offer.I bought the camera 3 weeks ago, and started shooting pictures of family.", "When I went to review the pictures I have taken, I noticed for some of the pictures I was getting a blue screen with a \"File Error\" message.", "Also, some of the pictures were were split in half.", "The top half was sharp and the bottom half was blurry.I called Sony, and they were not able to help me at all.", "They were not able to tell me why this was happening to my camera.", "They said I would have to send the camera for repair and I would have to pay for shipping.", "So, I just decided to return the camera at the store where is was bought.", "NEVER again will I buy a Sony product.", "I have learned my lesson." ]
1	Quality issues and potential safety issue.	IF YOU HAVE A YOUNG CHILD/BABY THAT CAN NOT SPEAK YET, DON'T GET THIS PRODUCT.This product line has quality issues and a potential safety issue. I bought 2 of these humidifiers. The first one the frog from Target. At first it was very quiet. After about 2 months, the frog started humming and rattling loudly. So we threw that out and bought a second one. This time it was the elephant model. It seemed to work well for a couple months. But then one night I came into the baby's room and there was a horrible plastic smell that burned my nostrils, and my baby was crying. I hope that smell isn't toxic. Do a search for the word "smell" on all the low ranked comments and you'll notice many people having this same issue.	11	[ "IF YOU HAVE A YOUNG CHILD/BABY THAT CAN NOT SPEAK YET, DON'T GET THIS PRODUCT.This product line has quality issues and a potential safety issue.", "I bought 2 of these humidifiers.", "The first one the frog from Target.", "At first it was very quiet.", "After about 2 months, the frog started humming and rattling loudly.", "So we threw that out and bought a second one.", "This time it was the elephant model.", "It seemed to work well for a couple months.", "But then one night I came into the baby's room and there was a horrible plastic smell that burned my nostrils, and my baby was crying.", "I hope that smell isn't toxic.", "Do a search for the word \"smell\" on all the low ranked comments and you'll notice many people having this same issue." ]
2	Very NICE!	This is one of the best game sets I have ever seen. You get three great games. Dune is an awesome game. The grafics and controls are similer to Red Alert. Now for Blade Runner. I wasn't amazed by this game. But over all its ok. The game is like an interactive movie. The graphics and animations are good. Finnaly, its Wing Commander Prophecy. This is a GREAT GAME! In the game you're a fighter pilot that is fresh out of the academy and stationed on the Midway. Blair(from the movie)is now a Commodore on the Midway. Over all, this is a great game package.	14	[ "This is one of the best game sets I have ever seen.", "You get three great games.", "Dune is an awesome game.", "The grafics and controls are similer to Red Alert.", "Now for Blade Runner.", "I wasn't amazed by this game.", "But over all its ok.", "The game is like an interactive movie.", "The graphics and animations are good.", "Finnaly, its Wing Commander Prophecy.", "This is a GREAT GAME!", "In the game you're a fighter pilot that is fresh out of the academy and stationed on the Midway.", "Blair(from the movie)is now a Commodore on the Midway.", "Over all, this is a great game package." ]
2	Super cute costume	I loved the costume. Decently made. It came with a wand too. I would have given it 5 stars had it not been for two things. One, It was super short like most reviewers warned.I wore boy shorts underneath but my behind was definitely hanging out (I am 5'5). Not for anyone who is shy. And two, the description of this product said it came with glasses. I had looked this costume up on other sites (this was the best price) and knew it did NOT come with glasses. If I hadn't done my research I wouldn't have known and been stuck without the glasses. Luckily, I ordered them seperately. Still, for the price it was a good costume.	11	[ "I loved the costume.", "Decently made.", "It came with a wand too.", "I would have given it 5 stars had it not been for two things.", "One, It was super short like most reviewers warned.I wore boy shorts underneath but my behind was definitely hanging out (I am 5'5).", "Not for anyone who is shy.", "And two, the description of this product said it came with glasses.", "I had looked this costume up on other sites (this was the best price) and knew it did NOT come with glasses.", "If I hadn't done my research I wouldn't have known and been stuck without the glasses.", "Luckily, I ordered them seperately.", "Still, for the price it was a good costume." ]
2	The...best...drumming...ever	OK, first of all, let me get this out of the way, because it seems to have invaded a lot of the reviews here. I listen to Taking Back Sunday, Brand New, The Used, etc. I'm into all that music. This band DOES NOT sound like them. And the reason isn't the guitars or the vocalist. It's the drummer.I'm a drummer. I've been drumming for a few years, I'm in my own band, and I consider us to be pretty good. I've seen some amazing drummers play at concerts before. I have never seen, heard, imagined, or otherwise conceived of the possibility that a drummer could be as talented as this one. You can set your watch to this guy. I dare anyone to listen to the intro, prechorus, and chorus of "Promise" and not have their jaw drop. It's amazingly technical, it's emotional, it's powerful...and it fits in the song perfectly. You can't get better than this.	13	[ "OK, first of all, let me get this out of the way, because it seems to have invaded a lot of the reviews here.", "I listen to Taking Back Sunday, Brand New, The Used, etc.", "I'm into all that music.", "This band DOES NOT sound like them.", "And the reason isn't the guitars or the vocalist.", "It's the drummer.I'm a drummer.", "I've been drumming for a few years, I'm in my own band, and I consider us to be pretty good.", "I've seen some amazing drummers play at concerts before.", "I have never seen, heard, imagined, or otherwise conceived of the possibility that a drummer could be as talented as this one.", "You can set your watch to this guy.", "I dare anyone to listen to the intro, prechorus, and chorus of \"Promise\" and not have their jaw drop.", "It's amazingly technical, it's emotional, it's powerful...and it fits in the song perfectly.", "You can't get better than this." ]
1	I've seen better Veidt silents	Couldn't wait to watch "The Hands of Orlac" since I already new the gist of the story anyway and have seen many Veidt movies (both silent and talkies). However...after sitting thru the first 30 minuets (waiting for it to get better) I couldn't wait to turn it off. Maybe I shouldn't comment on this silent as I haven't really watched it in total. I have a vast silent movie collection but I don't know if I even want to give it shelf room. And the soundtrack!!! KINO! What were you thinking!!! It sounds like a 6 year old at his first violin lesson! After watching this with my wife and looking at each other from time to time and probably having the same agonizing look on my face as hers...we just couldn't take it any longer. If you want to see Conrad Veidt at his "silent best" watch "The Man Who Laughs" instead! And if you want to see the same story/plot in an early talkie, watch "Mad Love" with Peter Lorre. (P.S. I know where you can get a copy of "Orlac" CHEAP!)	13	[ "Couldn't wait to watch \"The Hands of Orlac\" since I already new the gist of the story anyway and have seen many Veidt movies (both silent and talkies).", "However...after sitting thru the first 30 minuets (waiting for it to get better) I couldn't wait to turn it off.", "Maybe I shouldn't comment on this silent as I haven't really watched it in total.", "I have a vast silent movie collection but I don't know if I even want to give it shelf room.", "And the soundtrack!!!", "KINO!", "What were you thinking!!!", "It sounds like a 6 year old at his first violin lesson!", "After watching this with my wife and looking at each other from time to time and probably having the same agonizing look on my face as hers...we just couldn't take it any longer.", "If you want to see Conrad Veidt at his \"silent best\" watch \"The Man Who Laughs\" instead!", "And if you want to see the same story/plot in an early talkie, watch \"Mad Love\" with Peter Lorre.", "(P.S. I know where you can get a copy of \"Orlac\" CHEAP!", ")" ]
2	Ultraviolet is ultra-light on the plot	The similarities between Ultraviolet and Underworld were similar in some respects. In that a virus changes the human species into something else. With Ultraviolet we have humans and vampires. A futuristic world with plenty of cool gadgets. The special effects in this film are the film, but the plot is really lacking. I felt somewhat empty after watching this film. With more work on the plot of the film in a potential sequel added to the intense special effects this could be a great film. You can tell the actors worked hard on their training, especially in terms of martial arts. The last battle scene is my favorite part of the film. The background music gives an "old world" feel in a futuristic world. All these fancy weapons eventually leads to swords. So elegant, so simple, the sword is a timeless weapon that appears to outshine the majority of the weapons created before and henceforth.Work on the plot and you have a great film. I hope there's a sequel.	13	[ "The similarities between Ultraviolet and Underworld were similar in some respects.", "In that a virus changes the human species into something else.", "With Ultraviolet we have humans and vampires.", "A futuristic world with plenty of cool gadgets.", "The special effects in this film are the film, but the plot is really lacking.", "I felt somewhat empty after watching this film.", "With more work on the plot of the film in a potential sequel added to the intense special effects this could be a great film.", "You can tell the actors worked hard on their training, especially in terms of martial arts.", "The last battle scene is my favorite part of the film.", "The background music gives an \"old world\" feel in a futuristic world.", "All these fancy weapons eventually leads to swords.", "So elegant, so simple, the sword is a timeless weapon that appears to outshine the majority of the weapons created before and henceforth.Work on the plot and you have a great film.", "I hope there's a sequel." ]
2	Morris's Adventures	"Morris Goes to School," is a story about a Moose who at first doesn't know how to read or count. At the beginning of the story Morris goes to the "Fish" store to by candy. The clerk tells him he's in the wrong place and sends him to the "Candy" store. When Morris goes to the candy store, the clerk tells him the candy is a penny a piece. Morris counts his money, but counts it wrong. The man asks Morris if he went to school, and Morris said, "no." So the man takes him to school, where he learns how to read and count. Morris then goes to the "candy" store and gives exactly five cents for five gumdrops. This story teaches children that by going to school, you can learn things that you might not have known if you didn't go. It also teaches them, that everyone should have the right to go to school. I recommend this book for everyone. It was always my favorite book, when I was a kid.	12	[ "\"Morris Goes to School,\" is a story about a Moose who at first doesn't know how to read or count.", "At the beginning of the story Morris goes to the \"Fish\" store to by candy.", "The clerk tells him he's in the wrong place and sends him to the \"Candy\" store.", "When Morris goes to the candy store, the clerk tells him the candy is a penny a piece.", "Morris counts his money, but counts it wrong.", "The man asks Morris if he went to school, and Morris said, \"no.\" So the man takes him to school, where he learns how to read and count.", "Morris then goes to the \"candy\" store and gives exactly five cents for five gumdrops.", "This story teaches children that by going to school, you can learn things that you might not have known if you didn't go.", "It also teaches them, that everyone should have the right to go to school.", "I recommend this book for everyone.", "It was always my favorite book, when I was a kid." ]
2	The Greatest of All Times...	If you happen to be sifting through all my reviews, stop everything and buy this old CD. Now.By far the best prog CD EVER MADE. A little dark and intense, with muddy, burping, evil frog noises. But I like evil frog noises. Like in "In Too Deep" on the first disk. Sounds great. Tribe and Trance is like pouring chocolate syrup into your brain. Digger's own Flanker is marvelous, and the Baggio Track here is intriguing. The low point of the first disk, "Music Saved my Life," stinks, what can I say. Skip over it.Angry Skies is one of the best trance tracks ever, ever, ever sung by a chorus of evil burping frogs. Worth the braincells you lose listening to it. Although it really should be called Angry Frogs. The Breeder track is stellar as always.BUY THIS CD	13	[ "If you happen to be sifting through all my reviews, stop everything and buy this old CD.", "Now.By far the best prog CD EVER MADE.", "A little dark and intense, with muddy, burping, evil frog noises.", "But I like evil frog noises.", "Like in \"In Too Deep\" on the first disk.", "Sounds great.", "Tribe and Trance is like pouring chocolate syrup into your brain.", "Digger's own Flanker is marvelous, and the Baggio Track here is intriguing.", "The low point of the first disk, \"Music Saved my Life,\" stinks, what can I say.", "Skip over it.Angry Skies is one of the best trance tracks ever, ever, ever sung by a chorus of evil burping frogs.", "Worth the braincells you lose listening to it.", "Although it really should be called Angry Frogs.", "The Breeder track is stellar as always.BUY THIS CD" ]
2	Fast shipper	Good movie, kind of disturbing, fast shipper, product as discribed. . . . . . . . . . . .	12	[ "Good movie, kind of disturbing, fast shipper, product as discribed.", ".", ".", ".", ".", ".", ".", ".", ".", ".", ".", "." ]