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2	Elijah Wood, Macaulay Culkin THE GOOD SON is Superb!	The first time I came across this was in a junior novelization by Todd Strasser, and I must admit its better than the movie. But the movie is a delight. Macaulay Culkin is Henry, the young child who has everyone fooled into thinking he is a great kid. But he is really a youngster who loves to watch death. Elijah Wood(the kid in this movie who knows how to act) comes off much better as Mark, Henry's cousin and the only kid who knows Henry's true personality. The music is wonderful. Elmer Bernstein is a genius. And what can I say, even my mom liked the photography! I first saw the "TELEVISED" version on TV, following the real movie. Not a thing was changed! The reason for its R rating is Theme. Period. The violence is off screen, and besides Henry's one use of the "F-word" and some other expletives, there is nothing really here. WITH A PARENT, watch this movie kids, and adults, even though it stars young children, you'll like it too!	14	[ "The first time I came across this was in a junior novelization by Todd Strasser, and I must admit its better than the movie.", "But the movie is a delight.", "Macaulay Culkin is Henry, the young child who has everyone fooled into thinking he is a great kid.", "But he is really a youngster who loves to watch death.", "Elijah Wood(the kid in this movie who knows how to act) comes off much better as Mark, Henry's cousin and the only kid who knows Henry's true personality.", "The music is wonderful.", "Elmer Bernstein is a genius.", "And what can I say, even my mom liked the photography!", "I first saw the \"TELEVISED\" version on TV, following the real movie.", "Not a thing was changed!", "The reason for its R rating is Theme.", "Period.", "The violence is off screen, and besides Henry's one use of the \"F-word\" and some other expletives, there is nothing really here.", "WITH A PARENT, watch this movie kids, and adults, even though it stars young children, you'll like it too!" ]
1	You have got to be kidding me	The writer took a great idea and destroyed it. In a story that is so unbelievable its funny. Her weather and crime scene knowledge and research is non existant. This book is so far out there its not believable at all. She writes in characters into this book that leave you wondering just what their purpose is. This is 1st grade story telling at best. Nothing is tied together and the way this book jumps around its impossible to form a picture in your head. I could barely finish this book it was so horrible. What she did to this book is criminal and whomever at Warner books approved the publishing of this book should be fired. To say a book like this is great is a slap in the face to all the great authors out there like Patricia Cornwell, Iris Johansen, Kay Hooper, Dean Koonz etc. Don't lower your standards.Pass this one up, its not worth the paper its written on.	11	[ "The writer took a great idea and destroyed it.", "In a story that is so unbelievable its funny.", "Her weather and crime scene knowledge and research is non existant.", "This book is so far out there its not believable at all.", "She writes in characters into this book that leave you wondering just what their purpose is.", "This is 1st grade story telling at best.", "Nothing is tied together and the way this book jumps around its impossible to form a picture in your head.", "I could barely finish this book it was so horrible.", "What she did to this book is criminal and whomever at Warner books approved the publishing of this book should be fired.", "To say a book like this is great is a slap in the face to all the great authors out there like Patricia Cornwell, Iris Johansen, Kay Hooper, Dean Koonz etc.", "Don't lower your standards.Pass this one up, its not worth the paper its written on." ]
2	good headphones for the price	I bought these headphones because of the reviews - good quality, good sound isolation, decent price. And I would agree with pretty much everything. The sound quality is excellent, until you compare it to some $200+ Audio Technicas (ATH-A900), which my friend has. You can tell the difference immediately, the A900's having a much more rich, clear sound. They are also much more comfortable. The ATH-PRO700's do compress the ear a bit, i am slightly sore after a few hours. The quality is excellent, very strong and robust, as expected from Audio Technica. These fold up very compact, the folding mechanisms feel high-quality. The jack has a thread-off adapter to go from standard large size to an mp3 player friendly 3.5mm jack. Overall, sound quality, for the money, is very good. I am very happy with these, and will eventually upgrade to higher-end Audio Technicas once I can afford some.	11	[ "I bought these headphones because of the reviews - good quality, good sound isolation, decent price.", "And I would agree with pretty much everything.", "The sound quality is excellent, until you compare it to some $200+ Audio Technicas (ATH-A900), which my friend has.", "You can tell the difference immediately, the A900's having a much more rich, clear sound.", "They are also much more comfortable.", "The ATH-PRO700's do compress the ear a bit, i am slightly sore after a few hours.", "The quality is excellent, very strong and robust, as expected from Audio Technica.", "These fold up very compact, the folding mechanisms feel high-quality.", "The jack has a thread-off adapter to go from standard large size to an mp3 player friendly 3.5mm jack.", "Overall, sound quality, for the money, is very good.", "I am very happy with these, and will eventually upgrade to higher-end Audio Technicas once I can afford some." ]
1	DEFECTIVE PRODUCT	I love the movie so far, but DUE TO DISC DEFECTS, HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO WATCH THE LAST 20 MINUTES OF THE MOVIE. MANGA YOU HAVE TOTALLY DROPPED THE BALL ON THIS ONE. I have two stand-alone players that BOTH completely freeze at the layer change. I have returned the DVD 5 times. Every single disc does the exact same thing on both players (Sony DVP-S530D & Apex 1100W).Unacceptable. I'd have better luck with VCDs off Ebay. Unacceptable. Completely unacceptable. Unbelievable. This is probably the only important anime release that will ever pass through Manga, and thank goodness; they seriously f**ked up. I can't believe this foolish, utterly careless treatment the End of Evangelion. Blasphemy. All buyers beware.	13	[ "I love the movie so far, but DUE TO DISC DEFECTS, HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO WATCH THE LAST 20 MINUTES OF THE MOVIE.", "MANGA YOU HAVE TOTALLY DROPPED THE BALL ON THIS ONE.", "I have two stand-alone players that BOTH completely freeze at the layer change.", "I have returned the DVD 5 times.", "Every single disc does the exact same thing on both players (Sony DVP-S530D & Apex 1100W).Unacceptable.", "I'd have better luck with VCDs off Ebay.", "Unacceptable.", "Completely unacceptable.", "Unbelievable.", "This is probably the only important anime release that will ever pass through Manga, and thank goodness; they seriously f**ked up.", "I can't believe this foolish, utterly careless treatment the End of Evangelion.", "Blasphemy.", "All buyers beware." ]
1	2 stars only because this is Twin Peaks	I can tell you right now that if this set included all 29 (?) episodes along with the pilot, I would give it a 6. But what are they trying to pull here? Do your research, get the rights, and make this a set worth owning - for under $300. It would have sold like mad. All this does is twart other TP productions by showing bad profit to other companies who may have been interested in producing something TP or Lynch related. If you buy this, you are a fool. My advice: buy the VHS set, wait a year or two til you've got yourself a DVD burner, and convert them yourself. Concidering how long it took them to put out this subpar set, you have nothing to lose. You'll have the set on DVD sooner than 2020 and, burner included, it will cost you less. It may even be better quality and on fewer discs. I don't know what I was expecting here. Wait, yes, I do. I was expecting this. I was hoping for a lot more.	15	[ "I can tell you right now that if this set included all 29 (?", ") episodes along with the pilot, I would give it a 6.", "But what are they trying to pull here?", "Do your research, get the rights, and make this a set worth owning - for under $300.", "It would have sold like mad.", "All this does is twart other TP productions by showing bad profit to other companies who may have been interested in producing something TP or Lynch related.", "If you buy this, you are a fool.", "My advice: buy the VHS set, wait a year or two til you've got yourself a DVD burner, and convert them yourself.", "Concidering how long it took them to put out this subpar set, you have nothing to lose.", "You'll have the set on DVD sooner than 2020 and, burner included, it will cost you less.", "It may even be better quality and on fewer discs.", "I don't know what I was expecting here.", "Wait, yes, I do.", "I was expecting this.", "I was hoping for a lot more." ]
1	The howling reborn	Not an epic failure, but boring. I expected a 2011 movie to be worthy of watching, this movie was not worthy of my time. It had good special effects compare to B movies. However there were times when you could see how cheap it was. In example when school was burning, the fire looked so bad. The werewolf costume looked so cheap actually, especially the legs. When 2 werewolves collapsed, you could well see that there is no life captured in those costumes. There was either one of actors present or none at all. Not until the next scene. I don't think there is really any point in writing more about the movie itself, it was so boring to watch. Not an epic failure, but it's bad. I would NOT consider it to be another Howling movie. Yes, howling is notorious for a few good and most bad movies mixed together in one huge sequel/collection. But why this movie? It's out of place. There is nothing about rebirth and nothing about howling at all. Could give it another name.	17	[ "Not an epic failure, but boring.", "I expected a 2011 movie to be worthy of watching, this movie was not worthy of my time.", "It had good special effects compare to B movies.", "However there were times when you could see how cheap it was.", "In example when school was burning, the fire looked so bad.", "The werewolf costume looked so cheap actually, especially the legs.", "When 2 werewolves collapsed, you could well see that there is no life captured in those costumes.", "There was either one of actors present or none at all.", "Not until the next scene.", "I don't think there is really any point in writing more about the movie itself, it was so boring to watch.", "Not an epic failure, but it's bad.", "I would NOT consider it to be another Howling movie.", "Yes, howling is notorious for a few good and most bad movies mixed together in one huge sequel/collection.", "But why this movie?", "It's out of place.", "There is nothing about rebirth and nothing about howling at all.", "Could give it another name." ]
1	TERRIBLE quailty control of arm angles	This support arms for this thing suck. Plain and simple. The arms that attach to the pole then the blade are not bent properly at the ends thus they don't lay flat against the pole to ensure a good fit. I've posted three pics detailing what I mean. If I had a vice, I could probably bend them properly to get them on the correct angle, but I don't.And I reversed ends as well as tried both sides to ensure there wasn't a left/right arm or that I had them backwards. I didn't. This is how it is.The only reason I didn't return it was because I really need this thing right now in Colorado. And the positive reviews of it is the only reason I spent the money.TERRIBLE QUALITY CONTROL for a US made product. If it was $20 in the clearance bin at WalMart, I'd forgive it. But for almost $60 delivered? Inexcusable.	11	[ "This support arms for this thing suck.", "Plain and simple.", "The arms that attach to the pole then the blade are not bent properly at the ends thus they don't lay flat against the pole to ensure a good fit.", "I've posted three pics detailing what I mean.", "If I had a vice, I could probably bend them properly to get them on the correct angle, but I don't.And I reversed ends as well as tried both sides to ensure there wasn't a left/right arm or that I had them backwards.", "I didn't.", "This is how it is.The only reason I didn't return it was because I really need this thing right now in Colorado.", "And the positive reviews of it is the only reason I spent the money.TERRIBLE QUALITY CONTROL for a US made product.", "If it was $20 in the clearance bin at WalMart, I'd forgive it.", "But for almost $60 delivered?", "Inexcusable." ]
2	Love It!!!	This carrier is great. I have been using for about a month now and my baby loves it. He is 3 months old and about 16 pounds. I have bought 3 carriers prior to this one and my baby did not like them. I bought this because we were going on vacation and I wanted to try one last carrier. He loves it!!! I was shocked considering I tried a Bjorn and he didnt like that one. I use it all the time, at the grocery store, the mall, where ever. It may not be as stylish but it is a great carrier, very easy to use. I definately recommend it!!	11	[ "This carrier is great.", "I have been using for about a month now and my baby loves it.", "He is 3 months old and about 16 pounds.", "I have bought 3 carriers prior to this one and my baby did not like them.", "I bought this because we were going on vacation and I wanted to try one last carrier.", "He loves it!!!", "I was shocked considering I tried a Bjorn and he didnt like that one.", "I use it all the time, at the grocery store, the mall, where ever.", "It may not be as stylish but it is a great carrier, very easy to use.", "I definately recommend it!!" ]
2	review	Of course the kids loved it, but so did the adults. I took one of my good friends on a date to see this movie. Both being almost 18 years old, I felt like I'd fall asleep during a Disney movie. But I didn't. I loved it. I started laughing from the very beginning. The Emporer, played by David Spade, is just great. Spade uses that sarcasim that is well-known from his SNL days, and Tommy Boy. Even the dim-witted body guard was great. He had me laughing all the time. Getting beyond the sentimental value of that night, this is a really good movie, and that is why I gave it the 5 star.	11	[ "Of course the kids loved it, but so did the adults.", "I took one of my good friends on a date to see this movie.", "Both being almost 18 years old, I felt like I'd fall asleep during a Disney movie.", "But I didn't.", "I loved it.", "I started laughing from the very beginning.", "The Emporer, played by David Spade, is just great.", "Spade uses that sarcasim that is well-known from his SNL days, and Tommy Boy.", "Even the dim-witted body guard was great.", "He had me laughing all the time.", "Getting beyond the sentimental value of that night, this is a really good movie, and that is why I gave it the 5 star." ]
2	Gorgeous Book!	This book is stunning! The photography is breathtaking. The first class photos are huge, many double fold out. The essays are thorough - written by specialists of Pompeii in a gracious, informative style!The photographs primarily cover art: the amazing wall paintings, furniture, architecture, gardens, rooms, and possessions of wealthy Pompeiians. The photographic perspectives are superb! Not included are the tragic plaster figures of victims and a map of Pompeii. Nor is Herculaenium depicted.Nothing has been spared to make this THE BOOK of Pompeiian art. It is a "coffee table" book... heavy and large. The pages are the highest grade quality, very thick and glossy. It looks, feels, and reads like it should cost well over $100 and probably does at fancy book stores. It's the nicest book I have ever owned.	11	[ "This book is stunning!", "The photography is breathtaking.", "The first class photos are huge, many double fold out.", "The essays are thorough - written by specialists of Pompeii in a gracious, informative style!", "The photographs primarily cover art: the amazing wall paintings, furniture, architecture, gardens, rooms, and possessions of wealthy Pompeiians.", "The photographic perspectives are superb!", "Not included are the tragic plaster figures of victims and a map of Pompeii.", "Nor is Herculaenium depicted.Nothing has been spared to make this THE BOOK of Pompeiian art.", "It is a \"coffee table\" book... heavy and large.", "The pages are the highest grade quality, very thick and glossy.", "It looks, feels, and reads like it should cost well over $100 and probably does at fancy book stores.", "It's the nicest book I have ever owned." ]
2	Highly musical performances, brass not prominent enough	If you are looking for a very inexpensive CD of these two symphonies, this recording will fill the bill. The performances are highly musical with some really gorgeous phrasing. The "Spring" symphony is one of the finest performances I have heard of that delightful work. The "Rhenish" is also very good. Unfortunately, the Rhenish requires an orchestra with an exceptional brass section. That is not the case here. The orchestra is certainly adequate but the highly important brass parts, especially the horns, are not nearly as prominent as needed. This problem is not that unusual. Quite often the strings will simply cover up the brass. If you like your brass prominent like I do, chamber orchestras are better since they use much smaller string sections. If you are not concerned about the brass, this recording is very fine, especially at the three dollar price.	11	[ "If you are looking for a very inexpensive CD of these two symphonies, this recording will fill the bill.", "The performances are highly musical with some really gorgeous phrasing.", "The \"Spring\" symphony is one of the finest performances I have heard of that delightful work.", "The \"Rhenish\" is also very good.", "Unfortunately, the Rhenish requires an orchestra with an exceptional brass section.", "That is not the case here.", "The orchestra is certainly adequate but the highly important brass parts, especially the horns, are not nearly as prominent as needed.", "This problem is not that unusual.", "Quite often the strings will simply cover up the brass.", "If you like your brass prominent like I do, chamber orchestras are better since they use much smaller string sections.", "If you are not concerned about the brass, this recording is very fine, especially at the three dollar price." ]
1	My cat decided the world's worst	I picked this up when it was on sale at Target. Bag did not look like the yellow bag now depicted here. They were selling black, with green or red.I mixed this in with my cat's usual scented, powdery ever-available litter. He used it fine at first. Tried to move over to just this litter gradually. Then he began to have more and more accidents outside the box. Then the more I cleaned his box, the more accidents he had.I do not always clean out his box daily - but that was NEVER a problem up until I bought this litter. It smells if not cleaned daily. And the cat started to go elsewhere. Then even when cleaned, he avoided it much of the time. I began to lurk around the box to see if he would use it, and it was upsetting to see it had hardly been touched.Have just replaced it with his old, which is irritating to my sinuses, but much more irritating to have to detect obnoxious cat accidents throughout the house. Be careful!	12	[ "I picked this up when it was on sale at Target.", "Bag did not look like the yellow bag now depicted here.", "They were selling black, with green or red.I mixed this in with my cat's usual scented, powdery ever-available litter.", "He used it fine at first.", "Tried to move over to just this litter gradually.", "Then he began to have more and more accidents outside the box.", "Then the more I cleaned his box, the more accidents he had.I do not always clean out his box daily - but that was NEVER a problem up until I bought this litter.", "It smells if not cleaned daily.", "And the cat started to go elsewhere.", "Then even when cleaned, he avoided it much of the time.", "I began to lurk around the box to see if he would use it, and it was upsetting to see it had hardly been touched.Have just replaced it with his old, which is irritating to my sinuses, but much more irritating to have to detect obnoxious cat accidents throughout the house.", "Be careful!" ]
2	A REAL AMERICAN HEROOOO...!	I'm wearing my "LET'S ROLL!" t-shirt now (only ____ dollars) and I've got my "LET'S ROLL!" hat (only ____ dollars) and my copy of "LET'S ROLL!" Who cares if we know NOTHING about what Todd Beamer did on that plane? He could have made a run for the head while other people wrestled with the terrorists! It doesn't really matter, does it? The proceeds from this book (and Lisa's public appearances and media interviews, etc.) will all go to help her children go to college, right?BONUS: It's been revealed recently that it was the terrorists who CHOSE to crash the plane into that field because the passengers were pestering them. Nobody actually overpowered the terrorists or took control of the airplane. Not even for a moment. Todd could have been cowering in a corner for all we know. So much for this book.	12	[ "I'm wearing my \"LET'S ROLL!", "\" t-shirt now (only ____ dollars) and I've got my \"LET'S ROLL!", "\" hat (only ____ dollars) and my copy of \"LET'S ROLL!", "\" Who cares if we know NOTHING about what Todd Beamer did on that plane?", "He could have made a run for the head while other people wrestled with the terrorists!", "It doesn't really matter, does it?", "The proceeds from this book (and Lisa's public appearances and media interviews, etc.) will all go to help her children go to college, right?", "BONUS: It's been revealed recently that it was the terrorists who CHOSE to crash the plane into that field because the passengers were pestering them.", "Nobody actually overpowered the terrorists or took control of the airplane.", "Not even for a moment.", "Todd could have been cowering in a corner for all we know.", "So much for this book." ]
2	A great MMORPG	The starter kit is very fun. You can create your own StarWars Character and live your own StarWars life. I don't understand why a lot of People gave this Game a bad review. The combat is okay, but good enough. The Graphice are also ok, and the Gameplay is Excellent. Getting lots of Credits and exp. takes a long time, but it is Worth it. You can choose your side in the Galactic Civil War. Be Rebels, Imperials, Smugglers, Bandits, and Black Sun Pirates. You can own your own starfighter, and the First one you get is free! You can work for Jabba The Hutt, Princess Leia, and Darth Vader himself! Join the Imperial Navy Or the Rebel Space Fleet. Fight in massive space battles, including Mon Cal Cruisers, Star Destroyers, and much, much more. You should Definitely Check this game out.	14	[ "The starter kit is very fun.", "You can create your own StarWars Character and live your own StarWars life.", "I don't understand why a lot of People gave this Game a bad review.", "The combat is okay, but good enough.", "The Graphice are also ok, and the Gameplay is Excellent.", "Getting lots of Credits and exp.", "takes a long time, but it is Worth it.", "You can choose your side in the Galactic Civil War.", "Be Rebels, Imperials, Smugglers, Bandits, and Black Sun Pirates.", "You can own your own starfighter, and the First one you get is free!", "You can work for Jabba The Hutt, Princess Leia, and Darth Vader himself!", "Join the Imperial Navy Or the Rebel Space Fleet.", "Fight in massive space battles, including Mon Cal Cruisers, Star Destroyers, and much, much more.", "You should Definitely Check this game out." ]
1	Wrong item. Terrible attention to detail.	I ordered a box of plain milk chocolate. The large amount of chocolate was part of an elaborate gift. I was sent a box of milk chocolate WITH ALMONDS. I whole heatedly LOATHE almonds. The gift did not call for almonds and was ruined. Absolute waste of 36 bars of chocolate. I would be less offended if this was the first time I heard of this problem. After reading other reviews, I see this is a recurring problem. Sending me almonds was relative to a slap in the face, just as this was to the other purchaser. Do not order this chocolate. The warehouse staff working for this seller clearly does not care what you want.	11	[ "I ordered a box of plain milk chocolate.", "The large amount of chocolate was part of an elaborate gift.", "I was sent a box of milk chocolate WITH ALMONDS.", "I whole heatedly LOATHE almonds.", "The gift did not call for almonds and was ruined.", "Absolute waste of 36 bars of chocolate.", "I would be less offended if this was the first time I heard of this problem.", "After reading other reviews, I see this is a recurring problem.", "Sending me almonds was relative to a slap in the face, just as this was to the other purchaser.", "Do not order this chocolate.", "The warehouse staff working for this seller clearly does not care what you want." ]
2	Laughters Can't Be Bought	Well... in this case, laughters "can" be bought.... in the form of Elmo. I bought one each for each of my family and relatives in different states. It was for the kids for Chinese New Year. The gift was a hit and the kids were so amuse by having a toy that's sophisticated enough to laugh when tickled at different places and able to roll around and stand up by itself. My little nephew loves the flap on the box that say's "Elmo is tickling in here!". He ran around with it all night. Most toys, he abuse and roughed up, but this one is special. He puts Elmo back in its box and carry the box around the house. We all laughed along with him when he first saw the gift. My nieces and nephews from other states also adore their Elmo. $[...] (after tax) is an inexpensive price for genuine laughters, I think. I think every kids should have access to a toy like this. Can't wait to see what Fisher-Price comes up with for next year. Goodluck shopping....	14	[ "Well... in this case, laughters \"can\" be bought.... in the form of Elmo.", "I bought one each for each of my family and relatives in different states.", "It was for the kids for Chinese New Year.", "The gift was a hit and the kids were so amuse by having a toy that's sophisticated enough to laugh when tickled at different places and able to roll around and stand up by itself.", "My little nephew loves the flap on the box that say's \"Elmo is tickling in here!", "\".", "He ran around with it all night.", "Most toys, he abuse and roughed up, but this one is special.", "He puts Elmo back in its box and carry the box around the house.", "We all laughed along with him when he first saw the gift.", "My nieces and nephews from other states also adore their Elmo.", "$[...] (after tax) is an inexpensive price for genuine laughters, I think.", "I think every kids should have access to a toy like this.", "Can't wait to see what Fisher-Price comes up with for next year.", "Goodluck shopping...." ]
1	Outnumbered!	I recently pulled out my 1979 LP and had a listen to this album. First time in probably almost 30 years. I was in absolute stitches! My two sons came down to have a listen and both sort of said "alrighty now Dad!" Knowing my tastes in music they were puzzled as to why I even had this LP.What a dated contrived piece of sonic crap that has not aged well one bit! To be fair, I do like Annie Haslam's contribution...Ooo ahh ooo ahh, COME ON NOW!!! Time to rise, time to wake up?... All conditions blue, it's up to you? Most of the lyrics are downright painful! laze guitars? Garbage...in MY lp collection from thirty years ago...what was I thinking? Hell if I know!	12	[ "I recently pulled out my 1979 LP and had a listen to this album.", "First time in probably almost 30 years.", "I was in absolute stitches!", "My two sons came down to have a listen and both sort of said \"alrighty now Dad!", "\" Knowing my tastes in music they were puzzled as to why I even had this LP.What a dated contrived piece of sonic crap that has not aged well one bit!", "To be fair, I do like Annie Haslam's contribution...Ooo ahh ooo ahh, COME ON NOW!!!", "Time to rise, time to wake up?", "... All conditions blue, it's up to you?", "Most of the lyrics are downright painful!", "laze guitars?", "Garbage...in MY lp collection from thirty years ago...what was I thinking?", "Hell if I know!" ]
1	Not worth it!!	I normally don't write reviews, but after receiving these tables I had to chime in. I bought two of these tables because I could not find anything in my local area that would work as night stands in this color. I was very eager to put these together when they arrived so I got started! Table one took me an hour to put together! I have put together many pieces of furniture in my day so I like to think I know what I'm doing. The holes on these do not line up!! At all! I had to find another way to put the table together and finally got it to work. So I thought table two would surely take less time...I was wrong! The layout of the holes for each piece was even worse. The price is good and once put together they look nice, but to me it wasn't worth it! I would have returned them but after 2 hours, sweat and lots of cursing, I wasn't about to take them apart to ship back! Don't waste your money!	13	[ "I normally don't write reviews, but after receiving these tables I had to chime in.", "I bought two of these tables because I could not find anything in my local area that would work as night stands in this color.", "I was very eager to put these together when they arrived so I got started!", "Table one took me an hour to put together!", "I have put together many pieces of furniture in my day so I like to think I know what I'm doing.", "The holes on these do not line up!!", "At all!", "I had to find another way to put the table together and finally got it to work.", "So I thought table two would surely take less time...I was wrong!", "The layout of the holes for each piece was even worse.", "The price is good and once put together they look nice, but to me it wasn't worth it!", "I would have returned them but after 2 hours, sweat and lots of cursing, I wasn't about to take them apart to ship back!", "Don't waste your money!" ]
1	For Keith Moon fans only	As a great fan of the WHO, especially Keith Moon , I had to buy this CD. As most of us know, Moon was neither a songwriter nor a very good singer. During a break in recording a new WHO album and touring, Keith went to the studio to record this album with his "chums". I don't think that Moon felt this would be an album of any merit. Just having a good time and jamming with friends was the real intention. The recording is average at best and most of the songs are not memorable. The most disappointing fact was that Moon DID NOT perform most of the drumming on the album. I don't think most fans would buy this CD just to hear him sing! Keith's drum solo on "The Kids are Alright" is probably the highlight of the album! Neither the songs nor the singing will attract you to this CD. It is purely for Keith Moon fans who will buy anything with some Keith Moon drumming while waiting for a new live WHO release!	11	[ "As a great fan of the WHO, especially Keith Moon , I had to buy this CD.", "As most of us know, Moon was neither a songwriter nor a very good singer.", "During a break in recording a new WHO album and touring, Keith went to the studio to record this album with his \"chums\".", "I don't think that Moon felt this would be an album of any merit.", "Just having a good time and jamming with friends was the real intention.", "The recording is average at best and most of the songs are not memorable.", "The most disappointing fact was that Moon DID NOT perform most of the drumming on the album.", "I don't think most fans would buy this CD just to hear him sing!", "Keith's drum solo on \"The Kids are Alright\" is probably the highlight of the album!", "Neither the songs nor the singing will attract you to this CD.", "It is purely for Keith Moon fans who will buy anything with some Keith Moon drumming while waiting for a new live WHO release!" ]
2	It's Good!	A very catchy album. Several hints of hints of doo-wop with that insatiable Fly-Rite swing. A little surf rock. A little pizzacato by Ashley. Jimmy Roy on steel. Bobby, keeping the beat. Slappin' bass. Sandy crooning. Man, what a good thing!"Catalina" and "Money Tree" (sung by Jeff, the upright player)stay with you long after the playing is done. Hey, all the songs are good'ns, though.See them on their current tour and you'll appreciate the band even more.	11	[ "A very catchy album.", "Several hints of hints of doo-wop with that insatiable Fly-Rite swing.", "A little surf rock.", "A little pizzacato by Ashley.", "Jimmy Roy on steel.", "Bobby, keeping the beat.", "Slappin' bass.", "Sandy crooning.", "Man, what a good thing!", "\"Catalina\" and \"Money Tree\" (sung by Jeff, the upright player)stay with you long after the playing is done.", "Hey, all the songs are good'ns, though.See them on their current tour and you'll appreciate the band even more." ]
1	There must be better options	I bought this as a substitute to bottled water, however I wasn't that thrilled with it. Since it is just me and my husband the filter timer is useless to us. It counts down weeks, not gallons used. Since it is just two of us we don't use nearly as much water as a family of four would, so our filters should last longer. Also, the taste wasn't all that great. I'll be the first to admit that our tap water is pretty bad, but the filters didn't seem to improve it as much as I had hoped. We also had a hard time pouring water without the whole top lid falling off. The design isn't all that great. Overall I wasn't that impressed with this pitcher. I got rid of it and have decided to try the Pur water dispenser instead. So far I like that much better.	11	[ "I bought this as a substitute to bottled water, however I wasn't that thrilled with it.", "Since it is just me and my husband the filter timer is useless to us.", "It counts down weeks, not gallons used.", "Since it is just two of us we don't use nearly as much water as a family of four would, so our filters should last longer.", "Also, the taste wasn't all that great.", "I'll be the first to admit that our tap water is pretty bad, but the filters didn't seem to improve it as much as I had hoped.", "We also had a hard time pouring water without the whole top lid falling off.", "The design isn't all that great.", "Overall I wasn't that impressed with this pitcher.", "I got rid of it and have decided to try the Pur water dispenser instead.", "So far I like that much better." ]
2	Another great book from a great author	I have to first say that I love Patricia Scanlan. I have been a fan since I first read City Girls a few years ago and I have read everything she has published since then. I love her work and her stories always hook me in immediately. This book was no different.From reading the book jacket, you would think that this is your average, run of the mill, divorce story. Bitterness, fights, heatrbeak and trauma. But its much more than that. I think this story was oddly uplifting. A dependent woman learns to stand on her own two feet. She suffers a terrible tragedy but learns that she make something of herself. This is her chance to become the type of woman she always admired. There is lots of drama and heartbreak along the way, making this an inticing read. I definitly recommend it anyone, not just fans of Maeve Binchy. I think that Patricia Scanlan is in a category all her own!	13	[ "I have to first say that I love Patricia Scanlan.", "I have been a fan since I first read City Girls a few years ago and I have read everything she has published since then.", "I love her work and her stories always hook me in immediately.", "This book was no different.From reading the book jacket, you would think that this is your average, run of the mill, divorce story.", "Bitterness, fights, heatrbeak and trauma.", "But its much more than that.", "I think this story was oddly uplifting.", "A dependent woman learns to stand on her own two feet.", "She suffers a terrible tragedy but learns that she make something of herself.", "This is her chance to become the type of woman she always admired.", "There is lots of drama and heartbreak along the way, making this an inticing read.", "I definitly recommend it anyone, not just fans of Maeve Binchy.", "I think that Patricia Scanlan is in a category all her own!" ]
1	Wish I could give it NO stars	I like my books with...well...a feasible plot to begin with. And that just for starters. I like books where there is a character that is not only realistic but likable. I like books that have a plot, and books that seem like an editor actually read it. But, most of all, I like books that aren't...HORRIBLE. This is probably the worst book I've ever read. It's insultingly mindless, boring, packed with foreshadowing that is so obvious you'll be rolling your eyes more than reading the book. Save your money...unless you are a huge fan of the B-movie genre of course. For the rest of you, DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT believe the other ratings as I did and waste your money. There are so many great books out there, and this is NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT of them. It's TERRIBLE!	11	[ "I like my books with...well...a feasible plot to begin with.", "And that just for starters.", "I like books where there is a character that is not only realistic but likable.", "I like books that have a plot, and books that seem like an editor actually read it.", "But, most of all, I like books that aren't...HORRIBLE.", "This is probably the worst book I've ever read.", "It's insultingly mindless, boring, packed with foreshadowing that is so obvious you'll be rolling your eyes more than reading the book.", "Save your money...unless you are a huge fan of the B-movie genre of course.", "For the rest of you, DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT believe the other ratings as I did and waste your money.", "There are so many great books out there, and this is NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT of them.", "It's TERRIBLE!" ]
1	Dewalt Dissapointments	I had purchased a small contractor DeWalt 745 saw. It was a great little saw. But I wanted the larger 744x unit. I need a bigger fence area. Got the first 744 and it had a problem with the rack and pinion fence. It was so tight It wouldn' move. Tried adjusting it via the owners manual to no avail. Amazon shipped another unit and to my dismay it also had a rack and pinion AND fence problem. The fence would hang on the right miter slot. And the pinion gears jumped off the track when trying to adjust the fence. I'm very dissappointed in the factory setup on these saws. Poor quality control. I believe once I get beyond these poor factory quality issues I might have a good saw. But frankly, I would think twice before purchasing a DeWalt saw agaain . . .	16	[ "I had purchased a small contractor DeWalt 745 saw.", "It was a great little saw.", "But I wanted the larger 744x unit.", "I need a bigger fence area.", "Got the first 744 and it had a problem with the rack and pinion fence.", "It was so tight It wouldn' move.", "Tried adjusting it via the owners manual to no avail.", "Amazon shipped another unit and to my dismay it also had a rack and pinion AND fence problem.", "The fence would hang on the right miter slot.", "And the pinion gears jumped off the track when trying to adjust the fence.", "I'm very dissappointed in the factory setup on these saws.", "Poor quality control.", "I believe once I get beyond these poor factory quality issues I might have a good saw.", "But frankly, I would think twice before purchasing a DeWalt saw agaain.", ".", "." ]
1	Not great for eating.	It's over-sized handle is o.k., This feature may be better for a child or someone with hand problems. I just found it unnecessary. My biggest complaint is the small serrations. While it does cut through grapefruit, it has a tendency to catch pulp in the teeth. It doesn't seam to affect its performance but it is annoying. The spoon is shallow and narrow making it difficult to get the juice. It is also overpriced in my opinion. I will continue to use it when my others are in the dishwasher but it won't be my go to grapefruit spoon.Where this spoon might be better than my others is if I needed to spoon out many grapefruit for some kind of cooking project. Here the pulp stuck on the spoon wouldn't bother me nor the shallow scoop. The larger handle would be a better fit for long duration use, much like a thick pen doesn't cramp your hand.I am not a cook though and have little need for a large pile of grapefruit innards. I prefer to eat them one scoop at a time.	11	[ "It's over-sized handle is o.k., This feature may be better for a child or someone with hand problems.", "I just found it unnecessary.", "My biggest complaint is the small serrations.", "While it does cut through grapefruit, it has a tendency to catch pulp in the teeth.", "It doesn't seam to affect its performance but it is annoying.", "The spoon is shallow and narrow making it difficult to get the juice.", "It is also overpriced in my opinion.", "I will continue to use it when my others are in the dishwasher but it won't be my go to grapefruit spoon.Where this spoon might be better than my others is if I needed to spoon out many grapefruit for some kind of cooking project.", "Here the pulp stuck on the spoon wouldn't bother me nor the shallow scoop.", "The larger handle would be a better fit for long duration use, much like a thick pen doesn't cramp your hand.I am not a cook though and have little need for a large pile of grapefruit innards.", "I prefer to eat them one scoop at a time." ]
1	Not So Complete!	Eight months ago I purchased this software. I had initial problems with installation. It took several attempts to install. The program has no created or suggested lists of words (profanity, etc.)that signals the detection. Instead, yuou must create your own lists. Customer service told me that the lists were removed because people were offended by the words in them. This program also will not work if you are using XP's user accounts. If your child has been given a limited account QuietEye will not function on these accounts. Instead it notifies me that I am being watched! Customer service told me over 6 months ago that they were aware of the problem and an upgrade would be available in a few months. If I couldn't wait, they suggested that I seek a refund. Right! Still waiting! I agree with another reviewer who feels that this is more of a beta version. I suggest you look at other products.	16	[ "Eight months ago I purchased this software.", "I had initial problems with installation.", "It took several attempts to install.", "The program has no created or suggested lists of words (profanity, etc.)that signals the detection.", "Instead, yuou must create your own lists.", "Customer service told me that the lists were removed because people were offended by the words in them.", "This program also will not work if you are using XP's user accounts.", "If your child has been given a limited account QuietEye will not function on these accounts.", "Instead it notifies me that I am being watched!", "Customer service told me over 6 months ago that they were aware of the problem and an upgrade would be available in a few months.", "If I couldn't wait, they suggested that I seek a refund.", "Right!", "Still waiting!", "I agree with another reviewer who feels that this is more of a beta version.", "I suggest you look at other products." ]
2	Reverend Jen HAS a Job	I was shocked and horrified to see a review in which Reverend Jen's work of genius was given only one star and in which the Reverend is portrayed as a trust fund kid! The Reverend writes in her book about working for the man whilst continually producing art. Reverend works as cashier, runs a weekly open mike, runs her own zine and troll museum and much much more. It sounds as though this review was written by either a.) a jilted lover b.) her landlord or c.)or her former editors at a magazine that shall remain nameless, but who went out of business shortly after canning the Reverend. To call Reverend Jen a kept bird is ludicrous!!! Her kitchen ceiling has a hole in it! She has been working since she was 14! No, she does not come from a trailer park, but she is no Paris Hilton and she is not the type of person to ask for anything. This one-star review was both slanderous and bitter and should be disregarded by anyone considering buying this witty, winsome, yet scathing book.	11	[ "I was shocked and horrified to see a review in which Reverend Jen's work of genius was given only one star and in which the Reverend is portrayed as a trust fund kid!", "The Reverend writes in her book about working for the man whilst continually producing art.", "Reverend works as cashier, runs a weekly open mike, runs her own zine and troll museum and much much more.", "It sounds as though this review was written by either a.) a jilted lover b.) her landlord or c.)or her former editors at a magazine that shall remain nameless, but who went out of business shortly after canning the Reverend.", "To call Reverend Jen a kept bird is ludicrous!!!", "Her kitchen ceiling has a hole in it!", "She has been working since she was 14!", "No, she does not come from a trailer park, but she is no Paris Hilton and she is not the type of person to ask for anything.", "This one-star review was both slanderous and bitter and should be disregarded by anyone considering buying this witty, winsome, yet scathing book." ]
2	excellent mini speakers	these were an excellent buy. sound was sharp and plenty loud enough. has its own volume control. you can use batteries or electricity(cord not included)and looks nice. the round part in the middle of the speaker is fragile as with any speaker so be careful not to poke at it. i have small grandchildren so they are explorers. the price i paid was only 3.00 + shipping and handling. and that still beats most costs of any product. i researched reviews first before buying and there shouldnt be any negative reviews about these speakers. there will be rejects with any products because machines do make errors as well as humans(eg, in packaging a product). delivery was on time. i would buy these again and from the same seller too. id like to get a few more really. you wont be sorry!!	15	[ "these were an excellent buy.", "sound was sharp and plenty loud enough.", "has its own volume control.", "you can use batteries or electricity(cord not included)and looks nice.", "the round part in the middle of the speaker is fragile as with any speaker so be careful not to poke at it.", "i have small grandchildren so they are explorers.", "the price i paid was only 3.00 + shipping and handling.", "and that still beats most costs of any product.", "i researched reviews first before buying and there shouldnt be any negative reviews about these speakers.", "there will be rejects with any products because machines do make errors as well as humans(eg, in packaging a product).", "delivery was on time.", "i would buy these again and from the same seller too.", "id like to get a few more really.", "you wont be sorry!!" ]
1	It can't find a signal, even in its cradle.	We literally threw ours in the trash. I would hate to have someone pay good money for it at a thrift store and find out it doesn't work. Oh, it stays charged and all that. There's just no dial tone most of the time. We tried plugging it in several locations in the house, in case of interference or thick walls or something. It doesn't find a dial tone, no matter whether you are near the cradle or not. We missed phone calls for months without figuring out what was going on. The messages go to voicemail (our local provider) but the phone doesn't ring most of the time. And you want to make a call? Sorry, most of the time it just says "Searching..." and can't get any signal. Gee, I can understand that for a cell phone, but not for my land line.	11	[ "We literally threw ours in the trash.", "I would hate to have someone pay good money for it at a thrift store and find out it doesn't work.", "Oh, it stays charged and all that.", "There's just no dial tone most of the time.", "We tried plugging it in several locations in the house, in case of interference or thick walls or something.", "It doesn't find a dial tone, no matter whether you are near the cradle or not.", "We missed phone calls for months without figuring out what was going on.", "The messages go to voicemail (our local provider) but the phone doesn't ring most of the time.", "And you want to make a call?", "Sorry, most of the time it just says \"Searching...\" and can't get any signal.", "Gee, I can understand that for a cell phone, but not for my land line." ]
2	A Book to crawl into for the soul	This book I would have to say touched my heart deeply. I myself am a 10 grade high school student that just had to read it for a literature assignment in 9th grade.This personally was the first Stephen King book I have read. Even though I have seen countless moives on his books. This book had certain parts in it that brought emotions to the suface I never knew I had.It really made me think about what life is like on Death role. Also the aspect that some people are not guilty is a great thing to think about. This book made me cry of happy tears and sad ones. Such a great book as this will never be forgotton. I now am a huge fan of Stephen's. Even though I know this book was not one of his usually ones still it is the best book I have ever read. If anyone wishes to contact me on other books or this one I am at [email protected] Stephen if u ever read this you are great. Thanks	11	[ "This book I would have to say touched my heart deeply.", "I myself am a 10 grade high school student that just had to read it for a literature assignment in 9th grade.This personally was the first Stephen King book I have read.", "Even though I have seen countless moives on his books.", "This book had certain parts in it that brought emotions to the suface I never knew I had.It really made me think about what life is like on Death role.", "Also the aspect that some people are not guilty is a great thing to think about.", "This book made me cry of happy tears and sad ones.", "Such a great book as this will never be forgotton.", "I now am a huge fan of Stephen's.", "Even though I know this book was not one of his usually ones still it is the best book I have ever read.", "If anyone wishes to contact me on other books or this one I am at [email protected] Stephen if u ever read this you are great.", "Thanks" ]
1	Not worth it!	For editing this program is great. User friendly interface, etc. After that...Try getting help. The manual is absolutely terrible. The whole point in buying this program was to make a few VCD's. The manual says about 3 words on this subject. It does not even talk about some of the most important aspects of the program. It was obviously not written for the beginner. Website help? Forget it. Worse then the manual. Phone help? The toll free # listed gets you to the secretary. She's in charge of giving you the 900#.Don't waste your money or time (I sure did!)	14	[ "For editing this program is great.", "User friendly interface, etc.", "After that...Try getting help.", "The manual is absolutely terrible.", "The whole point in buying this program was to make a few VCD's.", "The manual says about 3 words on this subject.", "It does not even talk about some of the most important aspects of the program.", "It was obviously not written for the beginner.", "Website help?", "Forget it.", "Worse then the manual.", "Phone help?", "The toll free # listed gets you to the secretary.", "She's in charge of giving you the 900#.Don't waste your money or time (I sure did!", ")" ]
1	Not for me.	I've purchased five different brands of soynuts/roasted edamame over the past month via Amazon.com. Each of them have their pros and cons. As for this particular brand I must say they give you a lot of value for your dollar. 12 12 ounce bags is much more then their competitors provide. Why I'm giving it such a bad rating though is due to its taste and texture. I guess I just prefer the smaller soynuts. These are relatively larger than the competitor's and don't have the soynut shell/skin. I actually thought they were peanuts when I opened the box. I find the smaller ones tastier and crunchier. The ranch flavoring wasn't what I expected either. To me it tasted like powdered milk when I was looking for more of a crunchy salty snack. Maybe the BBQ or lightly salted flavors would have been a better choice for me.	12	[ "I've purchased five different brands of soynuts/roasted edamame over the past month via Amazon.com.", "Each of them have their pros and cons.", "As for this particular brand I must say they give you a lot of value for your dollar.", "12 12 ounce bags is much more then their competitors provide.", "Why I'm giving it such a bad rating though is due to its taste and texture.", "I guess I just prefer the smaller soynuts.", "These are relatively larger than the competitor's and don't have the soynut shell/skin.", "I actually thought they were peanuts when I opened the box.", "I find the smaller ones tastier and crunchier.", "The ranch flavoring wasn't what I expected either.", "To me it tasted like powdered milk when I was looking for more of a crunchy salty snack.", "Maybe the BBQ or lightly salted flavors would have been a better choice for me." ]
2	A guided reference for Notes Administrators	Any Notes Administrator will simply love to have this book handy, when it comes to supporting large Notes R5 Installation. Here you'll find every little things taken care of viz. how to install TCP/IP domain or IPX/SPX Notes Domain. You'll know how can you handle two different company, who was running Domino Server, merger. This is highly needed in today's scenario, because of the ongoing merger spree. You also will be able to handle lotus script writing and posting common documents. You can flatly advise your company about the amount of hard disk space it requires for implementing Domino Server, whether they need partitioned server, set disk quota etc. It has also dealt with Notes upgrade from R4. So voila! Here is the book you were looking for. In one word, you can have very good sleep at night, once you lay your hand on this book.	11	[ "Any Notes Administrator will simply love to have this book handy, when it comes to supporting large Notes R5 Installation.", "Here you'll find every little things taken care of viz.", "how to install TCP/IP domain or IPX/SPX Notes Domain.", "You'll know how can you handle two different company, who was running Domino Server, merger.", "This is highly needed in today's scenario, because of the ongoing merger spree.", "You also will be able to handle lotus script writing and posting common documents.", "You can flatly advise your company about the amount of hard disk space it requires for implementing Domino Server, whether they need partitioned server, set disk quota etc.", "It has also dealt with Notes upgrade from R4.", "So voila!", "Here is the book you were looking for.", "In one word, you can have very good sleep at night, once you lay your hand on this book." ]
1	NO EXTRA'S, NO SALE!	This not a review of the show, this a review of the product. I love the program. I have all the previous seasons on DVD that have been released so far, and was really looking forward to this one. However, I foolishly didn't read the reviews on it before I had purchased it. If I had, it would have saved me the trip to the post office to return it. AS others have stated, THERE ARE NO EXTRA'S! NO COMMENTARIES, NO DELETED SCENES, NO REASON TO OWN IT! All of the episodes are available to watch/download somewhere online, so why pay $35 for this? I would understand if they didn't have time to do commentary on all the episodes (though I do enjoy them), but to not include any special features is just lame. Please, don't buy this. This mediocrity is inexcusable.	11	[ "This not a review of the show, this a review of the product.", "I love the program.", "I have all the previous seasons on DVD that have been released so far, and was really looking forward to this one.", "However, I foolishly didn't read the reviews on it before I had purchased it.", "If I had, it would have saved me the trip to the post office to return it.", "AS others have stated, THERE ARE NO EXTRA'S!", "NO COMMENTARIES, NO DELETED SCENES, NO REASON TO OWN IT!", "All of the episodes are available to watch/download somewhere online, so why pay $35 for this?", "I would understand if they didn't have time to do commentary on all the episodes (though I do enjoy them), but to not include any special features is just lame.", "Please, don't buy this.", "This mediocrity is inexcusable." ]
2	Review of "Ryoko Ressurected"	This begins the OAV (specials) series of Tenchi Muyo. MUCH better than the TV series. A schoolboy accidently sets loose a demon named Ryoko from his Grandfather's shrine. The demon seems to be out to kill Tenchi, just to take her anger out! Then another alien shows up, as Princess Ayeka from planet Jurai! She is Ryoko's enemy, and wants her dead! Ayeka is also looking for her long lost brother Yosho. Will she find him? And why do Ayeka and Ryoko seem to hate eachother so? Is it that they both like Tenchi? Seems to be the case... EXCELLENT SERIES! WONDERFUL MUSIC AND ART! Although the intro isn't as good as the tapes that follow it. END	15	[ "This begins the OAV (specials) series of Tenchi Muyo.", "MUCH better than the TV series.", "A schoolboy accidently sets loose a demon named Ryoko from his Grandfather's shrine.", "The demon seems to be out to kill Tenchi, just to take her anger out!", "Then another alien shows up, as Princess Ayeka from planet Jurai!", "She is Ryoko's enemy, and wants her dead!", "Ayeka is also looking for her long lost brother Yosho.", "Will she find him?", "And why do Ayeka and Ryoko seem to hate eachother so?", "Is it that they both like Tenchi?", "Seems to be the case... EXCELLENT SERIES!", "WONDERFUL MUSIC AND ART!", "Although the intro isn't as good as the tapes that follow it.", "END" ]
1	Dave! What Happened?	I'm not gonna say "They Sold Out..." I promise. But the simple fact is, this cd sounds infinitely more like Matchbox 20 than DMB. I just don't understand. I was so excited to get this CD, even though I really didn't like "I Did It", but I almost choked at first listen. Dave tells us the Lilywhite recordings were too depressing, BUT WE ALL LOVED THEM LIVE!! Jeez, if you want some upbeat songs, toss a few into the Lilywhite album and actually break the good old 11-12 song threshold. Don't scrap a masterpiece to give us 9-day old schlock! Frankly, I got tickets for the June 6 show (Turner Field! ARGHHHH!) and I'm really not getting my hopes up. I guess at least the songs from Everyday will give me time to take about a dozen bathroom breaks.Oh for the days when "Lie in Our Graves" and "Two Step" rocked my world.	11	[ "I'm not gonna say \"They Sold Out...\" I promise.", "But the simple fact is, this cd sounds infinitely more like Matchbox 20 than DMB.", "I just don't understand.", "I was so excited to get this CD, even though I really didn't like \"I Did It\", but I almost choked at first listen.", "Dave tells us the Lilywhite recordings were too depressing, BUT WE ALL LOVED THEM LIVE!!", "Jeez, if you want some upbeat songs, toss a few into the Lilywhite album and actually break the good old 11-12 song threshold.", "Don't scrap a masterpiece to give us 9-day old schlock!", "Frankly, I got tickets for the June 6 show (Turner Field!", "ARGHHHH!", ") and I'm really not getting my hopes up.", "I guess at least the songs from Everyday will give me time to take about a dozen bathroom breaks.Oh for the days when \"Lie in Our Graves\" and \"Two Step\" rocked my world." ]
1	fake	This is actually a review I wrote for the Bosch planer. But as I already had written a previous review It would not allow a 2nd one. So I am writing it here.I think some of these reviews are fake. After cmy problems with this planer I noticed that some of the other reviews were so glowing. so I clicked on " Ted Peterson".Surprise, surprise. He has made 8 reviews. All 8 were Bosch products!! All 8 were rated 5 star!! And all 8 were gushy in their praising of Bosch perfection. All 8 repeatedly mentioned the Bosh name and could not find ONE bad thing to mention in the performance of 11 tools. Have you ever bought 11 perfect tools?Same for " Skip Morris". 9 reviews. 9 Bosch tools ( and nothing else). Nine 5 star reviews. Nine Bosch love affairs.I think they work for Bosch.	15	[ "This is actually a review I wrote for the Bosch planer.", "But as I already had written a previous review It would not allow a 2nd one.", "So I am writing it here.I think some of these reviews are fake.", "After cmy problems with this planer I noticed that some of the other reviews were so glowing.", "so I clicked on \" Ted Peterson\".Surprise, surprise.", "He has made 8 reviews.", "All 8 were Bosch products!!", "All 8 were rated 5 star!!", "And all 8 were gushy in their praising of Bosch perfection.", "All 8 repeatedly mentioned the Bosh name and could not find ONE bad thing to mention in the performance of 11 tools.", "Have you ever bought 11 perfect tools?", "Same for \" Skip Morris\".", "9 reviews.", "9 Bosch tools ( and nothing else).", "Nine 5 star reviews.", "Nine Bosch love affairs.I think they work for Bosch." ]
1	OUR CHICKEN'S TIME RAN OUT!	We've had this timer for a couple years now, maybe a little longer. It's really cute. It does ring really loud. But lately it's taken to STOPPING before it should, i.e., it just STOPS! No ring! Nothing! We've known our food is done when we've smelled things burning! And it never WAS very good at timing things for less than 10 minutes...it often did the same thing, that is, just stop, without ringing. But it was SO CUTE! We kept it and dealt with it. But not anymore. Nope! I'm on-line today looking for a different style chicken timer!	13	[ "We've had this timer for a couple years now, maybe a little longer.", "It's really cute.", "It does ring really loud.", "But lately it's taken to STOPPING before it should, i.e., it just STOPS!", "No ring!", "Nothing!", "We've known our food is done when we've smelled things burning!", "And it never WAS very good at timing things for less than 10 minutes...it often did the same thing, that is, just stop, without ringing.", "But it was SO CUTE!", "We kept it and dealt with it.", "But not anymore.", "Nope!", "I'm on-line today looking for a different style chicken timer!" ]
1	Back to the drawing board...	Seriously, don't try this timer. I didn't believe the reviews until I tried it.It's worse than you'd think it'd be, especially for the OXO/Softworks brand. The screen is like a recessed! slit; hard to see; bad angle; and on top of that tiny. The buttons are very hard to press. You will try to press 'stop' and it won't work; then you press down really hard and it accepts it after 4 tries. Goofy controls and it is not user intuitive. Feels slightly cheap too, especially the clock/timer button. Just annoying. Mine got returned, thankfully. Believe me try something else! Or at least, keep the packaging and receipt, you'll return it.	12	[ "Seriously, don't try this timer.", "I didn't believe the reviews until I tried it.It's worse than you'd think it'd be, especially for the OXO/Softworks brand.", "The screen is like a recessed!", "slit; hard to see; bad angle; and on top of that tiny.", "The buttons are very hard to press.", "You will try to press 'stop' and it won't work; then you press down really hard and it accepts it after 4 tries.", "Goofy controls and it is not user intuitive.", "Feels slightly cheap too, especially the clock/timer button.", "Just annoying.", "Mine got returned, thankfully.", "Believe me try something else!", "Or at least, keep the packaging and receipt, you'll return it." ]
2	The best of the best!	While browsing through the video store I lucked out and came across this video. I am crazy about this movie! After about the 6th time of having viewed it, totally inspired, I went to my piano and wrote a song. Excellent story, great music and super acting. I love Illeana Douglas. She came across as such a likeable character. It's hard to believe that she didn't actually record the music. For Real did a great job and sounded so much like the music of the 60's. In fact I was disappointed to discover that there was not a group named "The Lumanaries." Realistic depiction of the music and clothes from the 70's. I'm buying this one!	11	[ "While browsing through the video store I lucked out and came across this video.", "I am crazy about this movie!", "After about the 6th time of having viewed it, totally inspired, I went to my piano and wrote a song.", "Excellent story, great music and super acting.", "I love Illeana Douglas.", "She came across as such a likeable character.", "It's hard to believe that she didn't actually record the music.", "For Real did a great job and sounded so much like the music of the 60's.", "In fact I was disappointed to discover that there was not a group named \"The Lumanaries.\" Realistic depiction of the music and clothes from the 70's.", "I'm buying this one!" ]