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1	The same old thing but without the interesting bits.	The offices of the makers of the Godzilla films, and one of the employees comes running in. "Sir, sir! If we make just one more film by the end of this month we'll all receive a complimentary medal and tea-pot". The boss: "That's great". Employee: "But we've only got two days until the end of the month". Boss: "That's okay, Shoepolish. We've still got the Godzilla and Gigan costumes and we can knock up a couple of new ones - I don't know, a stupid-looking giant robot and a giant beetle thing will do. We'll use a lot of footage from older Godzilla films to save time and we'll re-use that old plot about aliens trying to use their monsters to take over the world. And we'll throw in some old twaddle about pollution in the sea". Employee: "But what about innovation, originality, interesting characters, plot developments?" Boss: "What about them?" Employee: "Er, nothing".	12	[ "The offices of the makers of the Godzilla films, and one of the employees comes running in.", "\"Sir, sir!", "If we make just one more film by the end of this month we'll all receive a complimentary medal and tea-pot\".", "The boss: \"That's great\".", "Employee: \"But we've only got two days until the end of the month\".", "Boss: \"That's okay, Shoepolish.", "We've still got the Godzilla and Gigan costumes and we can knock up a couple of new ones - I don't know, a stupid-looking giant robot and a giant beetle thing will do.", "We'll use a lot of footage from older Godzilla films to save time and we'll re-use that old plot about aliens trying to use their monsters to take over the world.", "And we'll throw in some old twaddle about pollution in the sea\".", "Employee: \"But what about innovation, originality, interesting characters, plot developments?", "\" Boss: \"What about them?", "\" Employee: \"Er, nothing\"." ]
2	Saved a desperate trucker from bad consequences	Here was my uncle's situation (as described by him). I originally got this product as a joke for his birthday....I was driving my truck on the highway miles from any exit. Traffic was so bad I was barely moving. Suddenly, the mexican food I had eaten earlier made me feel terrible. I was hoping I could make it to the next exit but there was not enough time. I was getting desparate. Then I remembered about my porta potty! I ran to the sleeper part of the truck, turned on the lights, closed the curtains, and let out one of the most vigorous craps I've ever had! I would have paid anything for that little bucket at that moment! The entire experience was very comfortable and the little bucket could easily hold a 190 pound man. It is barely shorter then a regular chair so I didn't have to squat down or anything. Thank you Reliance Products for saving the day! After that, I discreetly got rid of the bag by throwing it at the bed of some guy's pick up.	13	[ "Here was my uncle's situation (as described by him).", "I originally got this product as a joke for his birthday....I was driving my truck on the highway miles from any exit.", "Traffic was so bad I was barely moving.", "Suddenly, the mexican food I had eaten earlier made me feel terrible.", "I was hoping I could make it to the next exit but there was not enough time.", "I was getting desparate.", "Then I remembered about my porta potty!", "I ran to the sleeper part of the truck, turned on the lights, closed the curtains, and let out one of the most vigorous craps I've ever had!", "I would have paid anything for that little bucket at that moment!", "The entire experience was very comfortable and the little bucket could easily hold a 190 pound man.", "It is barely shorter then a regular chair so I didn't have to squat down or anything.", "Thank you Reliance Products for saving the day!", "After that, I discreetly got rid of the bag by throwing it at the bed of some guy's pick up." ]
1	Don't buy it	I am a user of previous versions of System Suite. Everything was fine in Windows 98. On Track has been bought out by VCom. Version 4.0 has many bugs. There is no support and the application has beeen nothing but trouble (Windows XP). It reported I had a virus PE_ELKERN.D I ran a complete virus scan 5 times, 6 hours, and it said it was cleaned. However, System suites virus message kept popping up, hundreds of them, almost every key stroke. I ran Norton Virus Scan- no infected files, I also ran McAfee, no infected files. I tried to look up the virus (vil.nai.com) and there is no record of it. System Suite completly hosed up my system. I finally had to use Win XP to uninstall it.	11	[ "I am a user of previous versions of System Suite.", "Everything was fine in Windows 98.", "On Track has been bought out by VCom.", "Version 4.0 has many bugs.", "There is no support and the application has beeen nothing but trouble (Windows XP).", "It reported I had a virus PE_ELKERN.D I ran a complete virus scan 5 times, 6 hours, and it said it was cleaned.", "However, System suites virus message kept popping up, hundreds of them, almost every key stroke.", "I ran Norton Virus Scan- no infected files, I also ran McAfee, no infected files.", "I tried to look up the virus (vil.nai.com) and there is no record of it.", "System Suite completly hosed up my system.", "I finally had to use Win XP to uninstall it." ]
2	Benny is amazing!	Yes, this album has Benny's re-recording of his biggest (only?) hit "Into the Night". This version sounds nearly identical to the original. The orignal came from an album called Never Run Never Hide that was not very good. This album surrounds "Into the Night" with 9 other songs, most of which are exceptionally good! I Never Really Loved You at All, How Could You Love Me, Never Far Away, I'll Be Good to You and If You Loved Me are all perfect AOR pop/rock songs. Anybody that likes Into the Night will appreciate these songs. We've Got to Run shows Benny in rare "rocker" form. Yeah, he's got the long hair and raspy voice...but Benny is more of a balladeer than a rock. This song is top notch. I recommend this album for anyone, really.	11	[ "Yes, this album has Benny's re-recording of his biggest (only?", ") hit \"Into the Night\".", "This version sounds nearly identical to the original.", "The orignal came from an album called Never Run Never Hide that was not very good.", "This album surrounds \"Into the Night\" with 9 other songs, most of which are exceptionally good!", "I Never Really Loved You at All, How Could You Love Me, Never Far Away, I'll Be Good to You and If You Loved Me are all perfect AOR pop/rock songs.", "Anybody that likes Into the Night will appreciate these songs.", "We've Got to Run shows Benny in rare \"rocker\" form.", "Yeah, he's got the long hair and raspy voice...but Benny is more of a balladeer than a rock.", "This song is top notch.", "I recommend this album for anyone, really." ]
1	BORING!!!	I dont understand all the reviews about the great graphics, the graphics are terrible! not up to par with what the PS3 is capable of. Maybe these people dont own any great games with real graphics? For those people that think these are great graphics, pick up COD4 and use that as a comparison. You'll cahnge your reviews immediately. As for the gameplay, BORING! I picked up this game the day it came out, stopped playing less than midway and have not picked it back up. I cant stand the fact that I have to drive 10 minutes to get to a mission, die in 1 minute and then have to start all over again and drive another ten minutes. (real time, sometimes the driving is longer). I have more important things to do with my life. Also, the story line sucks. I've played every GTA, and the gameplay in all the others was so much better. Better story, better music etc. I've decided as I write this that I'm going to exchange it at gamestop for something newer, with better graphics and gamplay.	14	[ "I dont understand all the reviews about the great graphics, the graphics are terrible!", "not up to par with what the PS3 is capable of.", "Maybe these people dont own any great games with real graphics?", "For those people that think these are great graphics, pick up COD4 and use that as a comparison.", "You'll cahnge your reviews immediately.", "As for the gameplay, BORING!", "I picked up this game the day it came out, stopped playing less than midway and have not picked it back up.", "I cant stand the fact that I have to drive 10 minutes to get to a mission, die in 1 minute and then have to start all over again and drive another ten minutes.", "(real time, sometimes the driving is longer).", "I have more important things to do with my life.", "Also, the story line sucks.", "I've played every GTA, and the gameplay in all the others was so much better.", "Better story, better music etc.", "I've decided as I write this that I'm going to exchange it at gamestop for something newer, with better graphics and gamplay." ]
1	Horrible	I use to buy this in my local store all the time. It was my favorite popcorn topper. I don't know what happened to it, but this stuff is horrible. It looks exactly the same as the stuff I would buy locally and I'm pretty sure it was the same name. I know it was the same company. I got the pack of 6 so I tried a few different bottles, but they were all the same. I ended up tossing all of them. It is really too bad. I loved the Reese popcorn seasoning I use to buy in the store. I did read several other reviews that said basically the same thing I am saying, but I didn't listen. I wish I had. At least I'm not out too much money.	12	[ "I use to buy this in my local store all the time.", "It was my favorite popcorn topper.", "I don't know what happened to it, but this stuff is horrible.", "It looks exactly the same as the stuff I would buy locally and I'm pretty sure it was the same name.", "I know it was the same company.", "I got the pack of 6 so I tried a few different bottles, but they were all the same.", "I ended up tossing all of them.", "It is really too bad.", "I loved the Reese popcorn seasoning I use to buy in the store.", "I did read several other reviews that said basically the same thing I am saying, but I didn't listen.", "I wish I had.", "At least I'm not out too much money." ]
2	Pleased in PA	We purchased the InStep Quick N EZ Bike Trailer for our 16 month old son. We have used it for both long walks and bike rides and our son loves it. It is very easy to put together and also to transfer between bike trailer and stroller and is relatively easy to pull behind a bike! However, we purchased it with hopes that it will fit two children in the future. I really don't see how two children would fit in it comfortably. The price from Amazon was great! It is approximately $30-$40 cheaper than other places. We chose the free shipping with Amazon and received the trailer within two days. It folds flat, so it will be making a trip to the beach with us in a few weeks. In addition to fitting two children, my only other problem with the product is the buckles are difficult hook. Once my son is in, he's in. Getting him out takes a little work!	12	[ "We purchased the InStep Quick N EZ Bike Trailer for our 16 month old son.", "We have used it for both long walks and bike rides and our son loves it.", "It is very easy to put together and also to transfer between bike trailer and stroller and is relatively easy to pull behind a bike!", "However, we purchased it with hopes that it will fit two children in the future.", "I really don't see how two children would fit in it comfortably.", "The price from Amazon was great!", "It is approximately $30-$40 cheaper than other places.", "We chose the free shipping with Amazon and received the trailer within two days.", "It folds flat, so it will be making a trip to the beach with us in a few weeks.", "In addition to fitting two children, my only other problem with the product is the buckles are difficult hook.", "Once my son is in, he's in.", "Getting him out takes a little work!" ]
2	A truly exciting and action-packed book by Douglass	This is the first book I had a chance to read in the Seal Team Seven series and also the first book I ever read about Seals. The book is filled with action, realistic missions, high-tech warfare, and the best and most up-to-date tactical weapons and equipment. I guarantee you are NOT wasting your money if you buy this book! After I read this book, I went out and bought every other book in the series. Keith Douglass has gone from being an author I never heard of, to my favourite (that's right I am Canadian, so I did not make a spelling mistake)author! I am just praying he writes many more in the series. I am not going to give any of the book away, so all I will tell you is buy it!!!! It is a very exciting book! I have read the book six times and it has gotten my adrenaline going each time. Once you read it, please e-mail and let me know what you think. And just because I am Canadian who says I can't love the U.S. Navy Seals?	11	[ "This is the first book I had a chance to read in the Seal Team Seven series and also the first book I ever read about Seals.", "The book is filled with action, realistic missions, high-tech warfare, and the best and most up-to-date tactical weapons and equipment.", "I guarantee you are NOT wasting your money if you buy this book!", "After I read this book, I went out and bought every other book in the series.", "Keith Douglass has gone from being an author I never heard of, to my favourite (that's right I am Canadian, so I did not make a spelling mistake)author!", "I am just praying he writes many more in the series.", "I am not going to give any of the book away, so all I will tell you is buy it!!!", "!", "It is a very exciting book!", "I have read the book six times and it has gotten my adrenaline going each time.", "Once you read it, please e-mail and let me know what you think.", "And just because I am Canadian who says I can't love the U.S. Navy Seals?" ]
2	A Great Deal! Just Open them with Care!	I had a great experience with this Seller. Everything arrived early and in good condition. The box was labeled "Glass" so perhaps that helped. I did not have problems with broken cases. They can split if you open them too quickly. Just place your thumbs closer to the tabs when opening. This means popping the top tab first then the bottom one and they will work fine. Once you have opened them a few times they will work better. Yes they are a little less quality then in the stores but go pay $1 each for them if you wish. I put a lot on to DVD's so this was a great deal for me. I have no regrets and if I run out I will definitely buy more from this seller. Thanks!	12	[ "I had a great experience with this Seller.", "Everything arrived early and in good condition.", "The box was labeled \"Glass\" so perhaps that helped.", "I did not have problems with broken cases.", "They can split if you open them too quickly.", "Just place your thumbs closer to the tabs when opening.", "This means popping the top tab first then the bottom one and they will work fine.", "Once you have opened them a few times they will work better.", "Yes they are a little less quality then in the stores but go pay $1 each for them if you wish.", "I put a lot on to DVD's so this was a great deal for me.", "I have no regrets and if I run out I will definitely buy more from this seller.", "Thanks!" ]
1	Sharp LC-32D5U should be better	We have this tv for 3 weeks. The first week the TV Guide feature worked. I tried to add a channel to the listing, did not know that Comcast Cable had to do that and something got messed up and hasn't worked since. Comcast has spend 7 hrs here and Sharp has no answers. The TV Guide does not work, the listing on the screen for the channel does not display anything. Does anyone know how the TV Guide works??? The set up on screen and in the manual does not correct anything. The cable technician came and now when you press the remote for up channel it jumps from 5 to 600 and when you press the down arrow it goes to 713, which is not down by any means. How can anything get this messed up? Thinking of returning it and have 2 more weeks. Have another call into Sharp on Tuesday to see if someone else can help. Found out yesterday they don't make this model anymore. How good can it be???	14	[ "We have this tv for 3 weeks.", "The first week the TV Guide feature worked.", "I tried to add a channel to the listing, did not know that Comcast Cable had to do that and something got messed up and hasn't worked since.", "Comcast has spend 7 hrs here and Sharp has no answers.", "The TV Guide does not work, the listing on the screen for the channel does not display anything.", "Does anyone know how the TV Guide works???", "The set up on screen and in the manual does not correct anything.", "The cable technician came and now when you press the remote for up channel it jumps from 5 to 600 and when you press the down arrow it goes to 713, which is not down by any means.", "How can anything get this messed up?", "Thinking of returning it and have 2 more weeks.", "Have another call into Sharp on Tuesday to see if someone else can help.", "Found out yesterday they don't make this model anymore.", "How good can it be???" ]
1	Don't bother with this product	I just bought this product because :1. It was cheap2. I thought it would be convenient.Well, even if it were free, I wouldn't use it. I'm returning it right away.This cleaner is really poorly designed. You have to remove the tank on the top of the cleaner to add the cleaning solution and water. Once the tank is full and heavy,it is very difficult to line up the tabs to get the solution tank back on. The button for the spray nozzle is poorly placed, and not comfortable to use. The unit is noisy, and worst of all the suction is very weak. This leaves you with a very wet carpet. It takes longer for the carpet to dry after cleaning. Not worth it, no matter how cheap.	11	[ "I just bought this product because :1.", "It was cheap2.", "I thought it would be convenient.Well, even if it were free, I wouldn't use it.", "I'm returning it right away.This cleaner is really poorly designed.", "You have to remove the tank on the top of the cleaner to add the cleaning solution and water.", "Once the tank is full and heavy,it is very difficult to line up the tabs to get the solution tank back on.", "The button for the spray nozzle is poorly placed, and not comfortable to use.", "The unit is noisy, and worst of all the suction is very weak.", "This leaves you with a very wet carpet.", "It takes longer for the carpet to dry after cleaning.", "Not worth it, no matter how cheap." ]
1	Read this to your kids for bedtime, not your own enjoyment.	Admittedly, this series did help quite a bit to bring fantasy fiction into the mainstream. But, that is about all it accomplishes. This series is full of the cockie-cutter stereotypes that most fantasy fiction is founded upon. The authors' grasp of their own details is shaky at best. It is rather obvious that Margret Weis & Tracy Hickman had very little practical knowledge about historically accurate medieval times. The characters sleep in their armor, even in the dead of winter? I must also admit that TSR novels are largely what I was weaned on as a young reader. But, to continue the medaphor, one will find that mother's milk tastes increasingly sour as one ages. Has the milk changed? No. The drinker has only gained a more refined pallatte.	11	[ "Admittedly, this series did help quite a bit to bring fantasy fiction into the mainstream.", "But, that is about all it accomplishes.", "This series is full of the cockie-cutter stereotypes that most fantasy fiction is founded upon.", "The authors' grasp of their own details is shaky at best.", "It is rather obvious that Margret Weis & Tracy Hickman had very little practical knowledge about historically accurate medieval times.", "The characters sleep in their armor, even in the dead of winter?", "I must also admit that TSR novels are largely what I was weaned on as a young reader.", "But, to continue the medaphor, one will find that mother's milk tastes increasingly sour as one ages.", "Has the milk changed?", "No.", "The drinker has only gained a more refined pallatte." ]
2	Great Game	Already have played the import version I must say this game is great. Yes people think Disney sucks but the integration of disney to a Squaresoft RPG was executed very well. The game is dark and challenging. The game is a mix of Secret of Mana and FInal Fantasy IX a deadly combination. If the game had flaws it is the way the Disney World felt small and compressed (come on Neverland had more than Big Ben and the Pirate Ship). The music is excellent and the animation is crisp and clear. A kiddy game? No. A Challenging Game? Yes. A game worthy of the Squaresoft Name? Definatley Yes. And is is better than Final Fantasy X? .................. Nah!	14	[ "Already have played the import version I must say this game is great.", "Yes people think Disney sucks but the integration of disney to a Squaresoft RPG was executed very well.", "The game is dark and challenging.", "The game is a mix of Secret of Mana and FInal Fantasy IX a deadly combination.", "If the game had flaws it is the way the Disney World felt small and compressed (come on Neverland had more than Big Ben and the Pirate Ship).", "The music is excellent and the animation is crisp and clear.", "A kiddy game?", "No.", "A Challenging Game?", "Yes.", "A game worthy of the Squaresoft Name?", "Definatley Yes.", "And is is better than Final Fantasy X?", ".................. Nah!" ]
2	Unique and the book that started all	I read the book every couple of years for the last 16 years. This are the books that started all. Without this, there would not have been all those other pseudostories. The setting, the plot, the characters, everything was fantastic then, and it is still wonderful nowadays.He did a fantastic job and nobody will ever surpass it. Is like saying that some sci-fi moovie will be better than Star Wars. They may try, but it won't happen. When somebody does the FIRST, ORIGINAL THING, everything else is just trying to be as good, but can not pass it. Let face it, the originals are always based on original thoughts and ideas. No references, no past works... after that, everybody else can use that work as a reference.Regarding the story is simple. The eternal clash between good and evil in a fantastic universe.This is a MUST READ for everyone. I have only read one more fantastic book after this one and it wasn't even close.	11	[ "I read the book every couple of years for the last 16 years.", "This are the books that started all.", "Without this, there would not have been all those other pseudostories.", "The setting, the plot, the characters, everything was fantastic then, and it is still wonderful nowadays.He did a fantastic job and nobody will ever surpass it.", "Is like saying that some sci-fi moovie will be better than Star Wars.", "They may try, but it won't happen.", "When somebody does the FIRST, ORIGINAL THING, everything else is just trying to be as good, but can not pass it.", "Let face it, the originals are always based on original thoughts and ideas.", "No references, no past works... after that, everybody else can use that work as a reference.Regarding the story is simple.", "The eternal clash between good and evil in a fantastic universe.This is a MUST READ for everyone.", "I have only read one more fantastic book after this one and it wasn't even close." ]
2	LOVED THE BOOK on the second reading	Ms Chute writes what she knows, her life, and for one I neither condemn nor otherwise judge. On content, the book flies. I read from cover to cover.However, it is not a page-turner. I recommend that you read the second chapter twice or three times, before going on. Just to get to know the names of the characters and such. Seems like the characters changed names or characterazations between the beginning and the end. Some dropped out, and were never heard from again. Some appeared in a different guise. The author should concentrate on a few main characters from beginning to end. The message, the atmosphere and the characters would not suffer if some of the chaff was cut.In other words, the book is a great start for a beginning writer, but the book is in need of a good editor and an organized re-write. We would call this a "blog" today. But go ahead and buy it and read it anyway.	12	[ "Ms Chute writes what she knows, her life, and for one I neither condemn nor otherwise judge.", "On content, the book flies.", "I read from cover to cover.However, it is not a page-turner.", "I recommend that you read the second chapter twice or three times, before going on.", "Just to get to know the names of the characters and such.", "Seems like the characters changed names or characterazations between the beginning and the end.", "Some dropped out, and were never heard from again.", "Some appeared in a different guise.", "The author should concentrate on a few main characters from beginning to end.", "The message, the atmosphere and the characters would not suffer if some of the chaff was cut.In other words, the book is a great start for a beginning writer, but the book is in need of a good editor and an organized re-write.", "We would call this a \"blog\" today.", "But go ahead and buy it and read it anyway." ]
2	Could not put it down.	I read the book in one day. I could not put it down. I know alot of the characters in the book and found it to be true and accurate. I actually was a guest of John's at Player's on many occasions. There were many times that we were, in fact, escorted by body guards. I have no doubt that the book is based on truth and makes for excellent reading. I have actually stayed in the room's that John kept reserved so he could observe the dregging of Lake Charles. It had a great view of the Lake, as he states in the book. (I wish he would have told me the phone was bugged) I will always cherish the autographed copy of the book that I have. I am so proud to know John and Susan. Look for me in the chapter "10 years gone." His description of his ex-wife, my former skating pupil, is right on.... Get the book today. You would have only to meet her to know her trench mouth.. Rob & Becky	14	[ "I read the book in one day.", "I could not put it down.", "I know alot of the characters in the book and found it to be true and accurate.", "I actually was a guest of John's at Player's on many occasions.", "There were many times that we were, in fact, escorted by body guards.", "I have no doubt that the book is based on truth and makes for excellent reading.", "I have actually stayed in the room's that John kept reserved so he could observe the dregging of Lake Charles.", "It had a great view of the Lake, as he states in the book.", "(I wish he would have told me the phone was bugged) I will always cherish the autographed copy of the book that I have.", "I am so proud to know John and Susan.", "Look for me in the chapter \"10 years gone.\" His description of his ex-wife, my former skating pupil, is right on.... Get the book today.", "You would have only to meet her to know her trench mouth..", "Rob & Becky" ]
2	Another great DeWalt product	I upgraded from a 14.4V drill and I really enjoy the extra power that the third gear delivers. The hammer action is a great help in certain applications. It gives that little extra needed to get the job done. The 6 1/2-inch saw is very quiet but has the power to go through just about anything. It makes nice straight cuts and seems to run forever before needing a battery change. It is also very lightweight. The reciprocating saw is really handy, not having to watch for the cord and having the power of a corded saw. It's great. It could come with one more battery. I bought another 18 volt drill just for the extra batteries. I do use the drill too. The light is handy for those out-of-the-way jobs, or remodels without power. Overall, I think it is a great set of tools and it is not that heavy so taking it from job sight to job sight day after day doesn't wear me out.	13	[ "I upgraded from a 14.4V drill and I really enjoy the extra power that the third gear delivers.", "The hammer action is a great help in certain applications.", "It gives that little extra needed to get the job done.", "The 6 1/2-inch saw is very quiet but has the power to go through just about anything.", "It makes nice straight cuts and seems to run forever before needing a battery change.", "It is also very lightweight.", "The reciprocating saw is really handy, not having to watch for the cord and having the power of a corded saw.", "It's great.", "It could come with one more battery.", "I bought another 18 volt drill just for the extra batteries.", "I do use the drill too.", "The light is handy for those out-of-the-way jobs, or remodels without power.", "Overall, I think it is a great set of tools and it is not that heavy so taking it from job sight to job sight day after day doesn't wear me out." ]
1	EXTREMELY UNSATISFIED	We never received the product. First we received a women's watch. When we called to see how to get the correct product that we ordered they were very nice about telling us how to return the women's watch and told us that the man's watch was still in stock and we would have it by Christmas. The women's watch was returned and we waited and waited. Finally we called to make sure that the man's watch was on it's way. Guess what? It was not and to top it off they were not in stock anymore. I will never ever order from amazon.com again and would not recommend anyone else to either. They did offer us a $15.00 credit for their mistake! WHATEVER!!!!! We would just rather not use them at all!	11	[ "We never received the product.", "First we received a women's watch.", "When we called to see how to get the correct product that we ordered they were very nice about telling us how to return the women's watch and told us that the man's watch was still in stock and we would have it by Christmas.", "The women's watch was returned and we waited and waited.", "Finally we called to make sure that the man's watch was on it's way.", "Guess what?", "It was not and to top it off they were not in stock anymore.", "I will never ever order from amazon.com again and would not recommend anyone else to either.", "They did offer us a $15.00 credit for their mistake!", "WHATEVER!!!", "!!", "We would just rather not use them at all!" ]
2	Super Smash Better Than Expected	Hey everybody. I would really reccomend this to the player who plays Gamecube MUCH. It has many more, cool, and interesting levels, characters [I LOVE ALL OF THEM (see)], and many features. There is a homerun contest, and break the targets is back!!! This game is really good. back to characters. Ice Climbers, Roy, Marth. All cool. Bowser rocks. Mr Game and Watch, etc. There is soo many. PLus, there are a whole wack of new moves. Ness has sooo many!!! Even though you have to play the game MANY TIMES.....800 OR SO TO UNLOCK PEOPLE.....its totally worth it	14	[ "Hey everybody.", "I would really reccomend this to the player who plays Gamecube MUCH.", "It has many more, cool, and interesting levels, characters [I LOVE ALL OF THEM (see)], and many features.", "There is a homerun contest, and break the targets is back!!!", "This game is really good.", " back to characters.", "Ice Climbers, Roy, Marth.", "All cool.", "Bowser rocks.", "Mr Game and Watch, etc.", "There is soo many.", "PLus, there are a whole wack of new moves.", "Ness has sooo many!!!", "Even though you have to play the game MANY TIMES.....800 OR SO TO UNLOCK PEOPLE.....its totally worth it" ]
1	Alas . . .	Okay, I wanted to like this novel . . . I really did. I managed to get through 120 pages, and at that point I read the professional reviews for it and found out that everyone drowns in the end - I got to the point where the "sea monster" had more or less attacked it's first victims mind, and I said "Enough, already!"I liked Donna and wanted to hang with it until I found out what happened to her, but I just couldn't. I'm not into sea monsters, sorry. And if everyone drowns, why bother . . . someone should be able to escape . . .	13	[ "Okay, I wanted to like this novel.", ".", ".", "I really did.", "I managed to get through 120 pages, and at that point I read the professional reviews for it and found out that everyone drowns in the end - I got to the point where the \"sea monster\" had more or less attacked it's first victims mind, and I said \"Enough, already!", "\"I liked Donna and wanted to hang with it until I found out what happened to her, but I just couldn't.", "I'm not into sea monsters, sorry.", "And if everyone drowns, why bother.", ".", ".", "someone should be able to escape.", ".", "." ]
2	Mostly pleased	Shoes arrived very quickly. However, they run large and needed to be returned. New shoes where received for an $8.00 shipping charge. We also had to pay the return postage. The only problem was the lack of communication on their part. We had to contact them to find out if they were refunding or reshipping the new size. Then again to find out when they should arrive. They could be more proactive and let you know what is going-on up front. They needed to get the shoes from the manufacturer as they no longer had the size thus a slight delay. All this came after we received the shoes not during the process. Overall we are very please with the shoes. They just need help with communication skills. All communication was on line or via voice mail--no human contact. All contact had to be started on our part.	14	[ "Shoes arrived very quickly.", "However, they run large and needed to be returned.", "New shoes where received for an $8.00 shipping charge.", "We also had to pay the return postage.", "The only problem was the lack of communication on their part.", "We had to contact them to find out if they were refunding or reshipping the new size.", "Then again to find out when they should arrive.", "They could be more proactive and let you know what is going-on up front.", "They needed to get the shoes from the manufacturer as they no longer had the size thus a slight delay.", "All this came after we received the shoes not during the process.", "Overall we are very please with the shoes.", "They just need help with communication skills.", "All communication was on line or via voice mail--no human contact.", "All contact had to be started on our part." ]
1	big mistake	Bought this for all the same reasons as the others..colors, sounds, big mirror. BIG mistake. I also have an SUV, it does not stay in place. Have to use towels etc. to even come close to a good view. The remote...what a joke. Ya it works if I'm sitting in the back seat and can be right next to the sensor. It does not work. The lights are only really visible at night, the music is not even something that would be nice for a baby. And for the price too expensive for such a disappointment. I would not recommend this product to anyone.	11	[ "Bought this for all the same reasons as the others..colors, sounds, big mirror.", "BIG mistake.", "I also have an SUV, it does not stay in place.", "Have to use towels etc.", "to even come close to a good view.", "The remote...what a joke.", "Ya it works if I'm sitting in the back seat and can be right next to the sensor.", "It does not work.", "The lights are only really visible at night, the music is not even something that would be nice for a baby.", "And for the price too expensive for such a disappointment.", "I would not recommend this product to anyone." ]
2	Nice Bin	It's a nice bin. It fits all of our 46lbs of dog food. The reason I gave it 4 out of 5 stars is because I'm not so sure how air tight it is. My husband says the lid is too flimsy. I don't reacommend getting it at Amazon. You might have to pay a little more at petco or petsmart (can't remember each place carrier this item)...it was the same price but shipping and handle made it more. Amazon clearly sent me a damage bin because the box was not damage but the lid on my bin was cracked and the lid won't line up with the bin. I called Bergan and they fixed me up with replacements I needed. I'm not buying anything from Amazon anymore unless I can't find something I really need any where else. Every CD I have bought from Amazon the cases are cracked or so damaged it won't stay closed and again the boxes are not damaged. I have to buy cases to replace them. I rather order from Walmart.	12	[ "It's a nice bin.", "It fits all of our 46lbs of dog food.", "The reason I gave it 4 out of 5 stars is because I'm not so sure how air tight it is.", "My husband says the lid is too flimsy.", "I don't reacommend getting it at Amazon.", "You might have to pay a little more at petco or petsmart (can't remember each place carrier this item)...it was the same price but shipping and handle made it more.", "Amazon clearly sent me a damage bin because the box was not damage but the lid on my bin was cracked and the lid won't line up with the bin.", "I called Bergan and they fixed me up with replacements I needed.", "I'm not buying anything from Amazon anymore unless I can't find something I really need any where else.", "Every CD I have bought from Amazon the cases are cracked or so damaged it won't stay closed and again the boxes are not damaged.", "I have to buy cases to replace them.", "I rather order from Walmart." ]
1	GROW UP, Everybody!!! Dreamworks, too!!!	You know, Shrek 2 is the embarassment of American culture. What's wrong with it you ask? Let's see... too much slapstick humor, too many movie references, or parodies, and an unforgiving act of making fun of or parodying CLASSIC DISNEY CHARACTERS!!! That's just unbelievable, Dreamworks! Disney animation has revolutionized the animation industry, and you just make fun of them. That's a real shame. You should be thanking Disney for all what animation offers nowadays. Disney classics have heart, humor, and a beautiful story. Shrek 2 lacks that. Shrek 2 deserves to be taken away from everybody and stored in a government facility, never to be seen again!!!	11	[ "You know, Shrek 2 is the embarassment of American culture.", "What's wrong with it you ask?", "Let's see... too much slapstick humor, too many movie references, or parodies, and an unforgiving act of making fun of or parodying CLASSIC DISNEY CHARACTERS!!!", "That's just unbelievable, Dreamworks!", "Disney animation has revolutionized the animation industry, and you just make fun of them.", "That's a real shame.", "You should be thanking Disney for all what animation offers nowadays.", "Disney classics have heart, humor, and a beautiful story.", "Shrek 2 lacks that.", "Shrek 2 deserves to be taken away from everybody and stored in a government facility, never to be seen again!!!" ]
1	Weak, Loud, and Overpriced	I requested and received this foot spa as a Christmas gift a year ago. Conair makes it sound like heaven! Not even close. The heat mechanism doesn't keep the water warm, it is LOUD (I have to turn the TV up insanely loud just to hear it). Now I didn't expect it to be super quiet, but I did expect to be able to hear the TV at a normal level. After only a few uses, the jets stopped working. The vibration and bubbles are great and still work fine (vibrating and bubbling lukewarm water), but that's about it. The little "hanger" thing they expect you to store your pedicure attachments on is a JOKE. It kept falling off so I just threw it away after about a week of driving myself crazy with it. And because of that, I have now lost all the attachments that came with it. This unit is terribly over priced. I don't even use it anymore. I use a regular motionless foot tub (one I got from the hospital actually) and it does just as good. Save your money!	14	[ "I requested and received this foot spa as a Christmas gift a year ago.", "Conair makes it sound like heaven!", "Not even close.", "The heat mechanism doesn't keep the water warm, it is LOUD (I have to turn the TV up insanely loud just to hear it).", "Now I didn't expect it to be super quiet, but I did expect to be able to hear the TV at a normal level.", "After only a few uses, the jets stopped working.", "The vibration and bubbles are great and still work fine (vibrating and bubbling lukewarm water), but that's about it.", "The little \"hanger\" thing they expect you to store your pedicure attachments on is a JOKE.", "It kept falling off so I just threw it away after about a week of driving myself crazy with it.", "And because of that, I have now lost all the attachments that came with it.", "This unit is terribly over priced.", "I don't even use it anymore.", "I use a regular motionless foot tub (one I got from the hospital actually) and it does just as good.", "Save your money!" ]
1	Looks good, but doesn't keep drinks cold	My wife gave me this for my birthday (at my request), and I had high expectations. My first day with the drink dispenser was fine. I filled it with drinks that were already cooled from the fridge. It did an OK job keeping them cool. The first problem came when the fan noise stated to get louder and louder after the first week of use. It did not sound normal... but it eventually settled down. The second and most relevant problem came when I refilled it. This time with cans at room temperature. They never cooled. Not even after being in there for another week. They just barely managed to make it a few degrees below room temperature. I am very disappointed with this product.	12	[ "My wife gave me this for my birthday (at my request), and I had high expectations.", "My first day with the drink dispenser was fine.", "I filled it with drinks that were already cooled from the fridge.", "It did an OK job keeping them cool.", "The first problem came when the fan noise stated to get louder and louder after the first week of use.", "It did not sound normal... but it eventually settled down.", "The second and most relevant problem came when I refilled it.", "This time with cans at room temperature.", "They never cooled.", "Not even after being in there for another week.", "They just barely managed to make it a few degrees below room temperature.", "I am very disappointed with this product." ]
1	Ye gods! He's invaded our shores! O'Donnell: ah,boo!!	For you folks who are big fans of Daniel already, well, I've no hope of talking you out of it. But for those who saw this on their list of recommendations and wonder what exactly they'd be hearing....folks, this is the sort of thing that appeals to green-beer-drinking, Danny-Boy-singing, kiss-me-I'm-Irish crowds. Generally the senior members of that demographic. The fact that he actually comes from Ireland makes it all the more embarrassing. Usually only the Irish American auld-sod-wannabes come up with this sort of thing. His singing voice is positively adequate, his choice of material is all stuff you'd hear on an easy listening radio station. Even the so-called IRISH material---mostly sentimental ballads-- is of the sort that the real Irish singers won't touch, and he lends it all a lounge-singer flavour. Ditto his so-called country songs. The guy's gonna grow up to be Lawrence Welk. McWelk. O'Welk.	11	[ "For you folks who are big fans of Daniel already, well, I've no hope of talking you out of it.", "But for those who saw this on their list of recommendations and wonder what exactly they'd be hearing....folks, this is the sort of thing that appeals to green-beer-drinking, Danny-Boy-singing, kiss-me-I'm-Irish crowds.", "Generally the senior members of that demographic.", "The fact that he actually comes from Ireland makes it all the more embarrassing.", "Usually only the Irish American auld-sod-wannabes come up with this sort of thing.", "His singing voice is positively adequate, his choice of material is all stuff you'd hear on an easy listening radio station.", "Even the so-called IRISH material---mostly sentimental ballads-- is of the sort that the real Irish singers won't touch, and he lends it all a lounge-singer flavour.", "Ditto his so-called country songs.", "The guy's gonna grow up to be Lawrence Welk.", "McWelk.", "O'Welk." ]
1	Generic Rock	If you like generic, bland, emotionless rock, this disc may befor you. However, if your tired of contrived"alterna-rock-n-roll" don't bother. Poor production, singing, and lyrics litter this disc. A remake of "Tainted Love"! Puuleeezh! This classic should haver never been touched! What an outrage! A truly desperate attempt to garner some radio play. I really did give this disc a chance but it just never caught on. Needless to say I at least salvaged ( ) out of it by selling it to my local music store. END	11	[ "If you like generic, bland, emotionless rock, this disc may befor you.", "However, if your tired of contrived\"alterna-rock-n-roll\" don't bother.", "Poor production, singing, and lyrics litter this disc.", "A remake of \"Tainted Love\"!", "Puuleeezh!", "This classic should haver never been touched!", "What an outrage!", "A truly desperate attempt to garner some radio play.", "I really did give this disc a chance but it just never caught on.", "Needless to say I at least salvaged ( ) out of it by selling it to my local music store.", "END" ]
1	it is nadal!!!	this game is nadal!!! this game is nadal!!!this game is nadal!!!this game is nadal!!!this game is nadal!!thisthis game is nadal!!! game is nadal!!!!this game is nadalthis game is nadal!!!!!!this game is nadal!!! mr. x!!! give me some cheeps!!! mista wuuuuuuuuu!!! you come here!!! remain in your regular seats!!! varela bomb!!!	17	[ "this game is nadal!!!", "this game is nadal!!!", "this game is nadal!!!", "this game is nadal!!!", "this game is nadal!!", "thisthis game is nadal!!!", "game is nadal!!!", "!", "this game is nadalthis game is nadal!!!", "!!!", "this game is nadal!!!", "mr.", "x!!!", "give me some cheeps!!!", "mista wuuuuuuuuu!!!", "you come here!!!", "remain in your regular seats!!!", "varela bomb!!!" ]
1	That's right, everyone!	How she got a record contract is beyond me. She needs to be spending her time on singing lessons than making this crap. When is she going to face the fact that she has NO TALENT? The cover of "satisfaction" was utterly repulsive! Who gave permission to let her remake that song? She completely butchered it with her "uh" between each word. Also if you put the song "Oops!..I Did It Again" and "Baby, One More Time" you can hear that they are exactly the same. Can't you realize that? STOP WASTING YOUR TIME ON BRITNEY SPEARS. Why can't we give record contracts for those who deserve it? IF YOU OWN THIS ALBUM, I HOPE YOU HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING AT NIGHT!	11	[ "How she got a record contract is beyond me.", "She needs to be spending her time on singing lessons than making this crap.", "When is she going to face the fact that she has NO TALENT?", "The cover of \"satisfaction\" was utterly repulsive!", "Who gave permission to let her remake that song?", "She completely butchered it with her \"uh\" between each word.", "Also if you put the song \"Oops!", "..I Did It Again\" and \"Baby, One More Time\" you can hear that they are exactly the same.", "Can't you realize that?", "STOP WASTING YOUR TIME ON BRITNEY SPEARS.", "Why can't we give record contracts for those who deserve it?", "IF YOU OWN THIS ALBUM, I HOPE YOU HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING AT NIGHT!" ]
2	An angel among us!	I was an attached viewer of "Dark Angel" for both seasons. Like many, I was confused and dissapointed that they pulled the plug on a show with floods of fans tuning in. The overall theme of the show was exciting. It takes place in a dysfunctionally corrupted Seattle. It was like a futuristic Robin Hood!I liked Max (Jessica Alba) because she had different personalities on screen. She wasn't always a badass. She's nice & outgoing with her friends such as Original Cindy and her closest partner Logan. However, when the bad guys get in her path she plows through them. She applies her ... attitude when neccesary, especially with her boss. She's quick, daring, sneeky, street smart, and sexy.Dark Angel was by far one of my favorite shows alongside "Smallville" and "Witchblade" (which also got taken off the air). Every week a different story more exciting and twisted than the next! This DVD is a must buy!	12	[ "I was an attached viewer of \"Dark Angel\" for both seasons.", "Like many, I was confused and dissapointed that they pulled the plug on a show with floods of fans tuning in.", "The overall theme of the show was exciting.", "It takes place in a dysfunctionally corrupted Seattle.", "It was like a futuristic Robin Hood!", "I liked Max (Jessica Alba) because she had different personalities on screen.", "She wasn't always a badass.", "She's nice & outgoing with her friends such as Original Cindy and her closest partner Logan.", "However, when the bad guys get in her path she plows through them.", "She applies her ... attitude when neccesary, especially with her boss.", "She's quick, daring, sneeky, street smart, and sexy.Dark Angel was by far one of my favorite shows alongside \"Smallville\" and \"Witchblade\" (which also got taken off the air).", "Every week a different story more exciting and twisted than the next!", "This DVD is a must buy!" ]
2	2Pac: A Great Poet	The lyrics of Tupac Amaru Shakur will be in our hearts for therest of our lifes and beyond that. His words touched the world bydoing the one thing that singers dont do any more. And that is write songs based on reality, love and heart. And to not be afraid to express yourself. He preached the word of respect to the world, and wanted to try to end violence among race and culture. Althogh in his lyrics he used very explicit content, he was just expressing himself, and thats what poetry is all about. His songs were based on his life. This Album supplies some of his best work throughout his life. It is a great album that everybody should just kick back and liste to his preaches and not judge him by language. As onced said in the novel "To Kill A Mocking Bird": ".. don't ever judge a person until you crawl in his skin and walk around in it...". Respect the mans word. Leave him in peace. Much Love Pac!	13	[ "The lyrics of Tupac Amaru Shakur will be in our hearts for therest of our lifes and beyond that.", "His words touched the world bydoing the one thing that singers dont do any more.", "And that is write songs based on reality, love and heart.", "And to not be afraid to express yourself.", "He preached the word of respect to the world, and wanted to try to end violence among race and culture.", "Althogh in his lyrics he used very explicit content, he was just expressing himself, and thats what poetry is all about.", "His songs were based on his life.", "This Album supplies some of his best work throughout his life.", "It is a great album that everybody should just kick back and liste to his preaches and not judge him by language.", "As onced said in the novel \"To Kill A Mocking Bird\": \"..", "don't ever judge a person until you crawl in his skin and walk around in it...\".", "Respect the mans word.", "Leave him in peace.", "Much Love Pac!" ]
1	I'm amazed!!!	Hey, I live in Greece and I just can't believe that this junk is being advertised here as the best american music out there! You want to listen to some REAL new american music? There's great stuff for everyone. You want soft-rock? Josh Rouse has released a great album. Want something you can dance to? Check out LCD Soundsystem. Want to listen to GREAT pop music? Mercury Rev and Rufus Wainwright have released amazing new albums.Do you like "experimental" music? Check out The Mars Volta or The Fiery Furnaces. These are just a few examples of REAL american artists. These bands have singers who can SING, musicians who can play an INSTRUMENT and they WRITE their own songs. Instead, people just keep buying this album, thus making the Simpson clan even richer...."Autobiography", my friends, is not "punk rock". It's not rock. It's not music...Thank you all for reading this...	15	[ "Hey, I live in Greece and I just can't believe that this junk is being advertised here as the best american music out there!", "You want to listen to some REAL new american music?", "There's great stuff for everyone.", "You want soft-rock?", "Josh Rouse has released a great album.", "Want something you can dance to?", "Check out LCD Soundsystem.", "Want to listen to GREAT pop music?", "Mercury Rev and Rufus Wainwright have released amazing new albums.Do you like \"experimental\" music?", "Check out The Mars Volta or The Fiery Furnaces.", "These are just a few examples of REAL american artists.", "These bands have singers who can SING, musicians who can play an INSTRUMENT and they WRITE their own songs.", "Instead, people just keep buying this album, thus making the Simpson clan even richer....\"Autobiography\", my friends, is not \"punk rock\".", "It's not rock.", "It's not music...Thank you all for reading this..." ]
2	Amazing little creation	I bought this for my 15 year old brother after hearing about it on the radio. It took an eternity to find. It seems this little pup is the hottest little gadget of the year. It will amaze you. Just think of something and answer it's 20 questions and it will (most of the time) guess what you are thinking. After seemingly unrelated questions, it still somehow manages to get ya. It's witty little comments in between questions will irk you a bit. Everyone in my family enjoyed it....from my 15 year old brother (who hardly saw the poor thing) to my 60-something year old Grandmother. The price is unbeatable (I got it for $10), but I hear that it's on the rise, due to the demand. It's also very conveniently sized. No larger than a tennis ball, this is excellent to take along on road trips. The whole family can play.	12	[ "I bought this for my 15 year old brother after hearing about it on the radio.", "It took an eternity to find.", "It seems this little pup is the hottest little gadget of the year.", "It will amaze you.", "Just think of something and answer it's 20 questions and it will (most of the time) guess what you are thinking.", "After seemingly unrelated questions, it still somehow manages to get ya.", "It's witty little comments in between questions will irk you a bit.", "Everyone in my family enjoyed it....from my 15 year old brother (who hardly saw the poor thing) to my 60-something year old Grandmother.", "The price is unbeatable (I got it for $10), but I hear that it's on the rise, due to the demand.", "It's also very conveniently sized.", "No larger than a tennis ball, this is excellent to take along on road trips.", "The whole family can play." ]
1	Didn't work at all. Returned it.	I guess I shouldn't have started at the bottom. I know electric sharpeners aren't cheap, but I just didn't want to spring for one of the more expensive ones. I put an un-sharpened pencil in the sharpener. Nothing happened. I took it out, put it in again. Applied a little more pressure this time and got a hum out of the motor, but no sharpening. I tried a pencil that had already been sharpened, but needed a finer point. More of a hum, but still no sound like anything was moving in there.If it doesn't work out of the box, I'm not even going to try another. Packed it back up, requested a refund and sent it back. I'll try another brand. Not even going with another X-acto, even though the next one up claims to be the model that used to be the Boston one I used at my office for years.	11	[ "I guess I shouldn't have started at the bottom.", "I know electric sharpeners aren't cheap, but I just didn't want to spring for one of the more expensive ones.", "I put an un-sharpened pencil in the sharpener.", "Nothing happened.", "I took it out, put it in again.", "Applied a little more pressure this time and got a hum out of the motor, but no sharpening.", "I tried a pencil that had already been sharpened, but needed a finer point.", "More of a hum, but still no sound like anything was moving in there.If it doesn't work out of the box, I'm not even going to try another.", "Packed it back up, requested a refund and sent it back.", "I'll try another brand.", "Not even going with another X-acto, even though the next one up claims to be the model that used to be the Boston one I used at my office for years." ]
1	Good for One Season	When I first saw this advertised, I thought it would be great. Living in a rural area, I have fencing, an unpaved driveway, and other areas that need to be sprayed. I'm a senior citizen, and the hand-pump sprayers just were too slow; I'd run out of energy. But this wheel-pump. . . ! I found I could hook it onto the back of my garden tractor and drive along, spraying as I went. At the time, I thought it one of the best things I'd ever bought. That changed the second season, however, when it refused to hold any pressure at all. I emailed the company and was told to clean out the filter at the bottom. I found the filter, which looked fine, but I rinsed it anyway. No change: the thing would simply not hold pressure. I filled it with water, thinking perhaps moisture might revive some rubber seal or something. Still no change. Regretfully, I put it out along the road, and a passing motorist must've stopped and picked it up. It was such a great idea. A+ for imagination; F for execution.	18	[ "When I first saw this advertised, I thought it would be great.", "Living in a rural area, I have fencing, an unpaved driveway, and other areas that need to be sprayed.", "I'm a senior citizen, and the hand-pump sprayers just were too slow; I'd run out of energy.", "But this wheel-pump.", ".", ".", "!", "I found I could hook it onto the back of my garden tractor and drive along, spraying as I went.", "At the time, I thought it one of the best things I'd ever bought.", "That changed the second season, however, when it refused to hold any pressure at all.", "I emailed the company and was told to clean out the filter at the bottom.", "I found the filter, which looked fine, but I rinsed it anyway.", "No change: the thing would simply not hold pressure.", "I filled it with water, thinking perhaps moisture might revive some rubber seal or something.", "Still no change.", "Regretfully, I put it out along the road, and a passing motorist must've stopped and picked it up.", "It was such a great idea.", "A+ for imagination; F for execution." ]
2	Titanium scissors - what a great invention!	This is the second pair of titanium scissors I have reviewed for Amazon Vine. The other pair came fromScotch. I have used both scissors in my kitchen for several months, and they both work great. They are very strong, and they don't get sticky like steel scissors do when you cut tape or labels, or my favorite sticky item, dates. They don't bend or break or get dull, or get loose, or have any poor qualities that I have noticed. The only difference I noticed between the Westcott scissors and the Scotch scissors is, the Westcott scissors became a little stained over time. The Scotch scissors are still shiny black and look like new. The Westcott scissors started out silvery and now have sort of wavy patterns of metallic stain. It doesn't affect the use of the scissors at all. These are still great scissors, and I am convinced titanium is the way to go. What a great invention! Titanium scissors -- try a pair, you will love them.	12	[ "This is the second pair of titanium scissors I have reviewed for Amazon Vine.", "The other pair came fromScotch.", "I have used both scissors in my kitchen for several months, and they both work great.", "They are very strong, and they don't get sticky like steel scissors do when you cut tape or labels, or my favorite sticky item, dates.", "They don't bend or break or get dull, or get loose, or have any poor qualities that I have noticed.", "The only difference I noticed between the Westcott scissors and the Scotch scissors is, the Westcott scissors became a little stained over time.", "The Scotch scissors are still shiny black and look like new.", "The Westcott scissors started out silvery and now have sort of wavy patterns of metallic stain.", "It doesn't affect the use of the scissors at all.", "These are still great scissors, and I am convinced titanium is the way to go.", "What a great invention!", "Titanium scissors -- try a pair, you will love them." ]
1	YAWN..........	First I have to admit, I only read 150 pages of this book. That was all I could possibly stand. Life is just too short to waste on a book you don't enjoy reading.Ballas, our main character, is a drunk and a scoundrel. One is not sure whether they should root for or against him. He is a vagrant, thief, and all around not so nice guy. He steals a mysteriously beautiful gemstone, which sets into motion something........I got too bored to stick around and find out what.The first 150 pages are filled with Ballas being beaten within an inch of his life, coming to, healing enough to move on, only to be beaten within an inch of his life again. ok, we get it, let's get on with the story. I just got too bored to stay with this one folks. Maybe it got better, but to me, if an author can't write well enough to grab and maintain my attention, their book isn't worth my time. There are too many great books out there. Read this one at your own risk, if you can stay awake through it, that is.	11	[ "First I have to admit, I only read 150 pages of this book.", "That was all I could possibly stand.", "Life is just too short to waste on a book you don't enjoy reading.Ballas, our main character, is a drunk and a scoundrel.", "One is not sure whether they should root for or against him.", "He is a vagrant, thief, and all around not so nice guy.", "He steals a mysteriously beautiful gemstone, which sets into motion something........I got too bored to stick around and find out what.The first 150 pages are filled with Ballas being beaten within an inch of his life, coming to, healing enough to move on, only to be beaten within an inch of his life again.", "ok, we get it, let's get on with the story.", "I just got too bored to stay with this one folks.", "Maybe it got better, but to me, if an author can't write well enough to grab and maintain my attention, their book isn't worth my time.", "There are too many great books out there.", "Read this one at your own risk, if you can stay awake through it, that is." ]
1	Don't buy this!	I feel like an idiot for buying this thing. It's made entirely out of plastic (??) which we all know is not a suitable container for HOT water! Perhaps this does render the carafe "unbreakable" but I would gladly take a breakable carafe over one that leaks toxic BPAs into my coffee every time I use it! In addition, within 5 cups of coffee the (plastic??) filter holder began to chip and by now it is broken entirely and completely unusable. I looked online to see about getting a new one and guess what? Hundreds of people are complaining about the filer breaking in exactly the same way. So now I'm an idiot for not reading ANY reviews before buying. You don't have to be!(Can I also mention how ridiculous it is for something that holds 8oz to be called a "3 cup" coffee maker??--but again, this just makes me a bad consumer for not reading the fine print)	12	[ "I feel like an idiot for buying this thing.", "It's made entirely out of plastic (??", ") which we all know is not a suitable container for HOT water!", "Perhaps this does render the carafe \"unbreakable\" but I would gladly take a breakable carafe over one that leaks toxic BPAs into my coffee every time I use it!", "In addition, within 5 cups of coffee the (plastic??", ") filter holder began to chip and by now it is broken entirely and completely unusable.", "I looked online to see about getting a new one and guess what?", "Hundreds of people are complaining about the filer breaking in exactly the same way.", "So now I'm an idiot for not reading ANY reviews before buying.", "You don't have to be!", "(Can I also mention how ridiculous it is for something that holds 8oz to be called a \"3 cup\" coffee maker??", "--but again, this just makes me a bad consumer for not reading the fine print)" ]
1	Are you sure Joan?	The story line of the book is delightful. that in itself was worth the buy for me. However, I pur- chased the book for the recipes. That was a mistake. Unless the ingredients (fruits, etc.)on the East Coast are vastly different from ours on the West Coast Joan doesn't use these recipes. I tried a couple, but only a couple. Then I researched how to test a recipe, before wasting my precious fruit and sugar. A lot of her recipes call for 1 1/2 pkg. pectin. Well, let me tell you, that's a lot of pectin. I gave her the benefit of the doubt a couple times and then got a little wiser. For instance the recipe on page 43 makes such a thick glob of goo that one can barely incorporate the sugar. tsk tsk! Personally I'd like her to show me decent results using her recipe, straight from the book. I bet she can't do it. Furthermore, I would actually like reimbursed for the money I spent on the bogus recipes, I'll throw in my time for the learning experience.	17	[ "The story line of the book is delightful.", "that in itself was worth the buy for me.", "However, I pur- chased the book for the recipes.", "That was a mistake.", "Unless the ingredients (fruits, etc.)on the East Coast are vastly different from ours on the West Coast Joan doesn't use these recipes.", "I tried a couple, but only a couple.", "Then I researched how to test a recipe, before wasting my precious fruit and sugar.", "A lot of her recipes call for 1 1/2 pkg.", "pectin.", "Well, let me tell you, that's a lot of pectin.", "I gave her the benefit of the doubt a couple times and then got a little wiser.", "For instance the recipe on page 43 makes such a thick glob of goo that one can barely incorporate the sugar.", "tsk tsk!", "Personally I'd like her to show me decent results using her recipe, straight from the book.", "I bet she can't do it.", "Furthermore, I would actually like reimbursed for the money I spent on the bogus recipes, I'll throw in my time for the learning experience." ]