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2	Easily put.... It rules	Hold on a second. You recommend Stitch?! That game is worse than watching Bob the Builder for 5 hours, no offense im not trying to kick anyone's backside thats just what I feel. If you enjoy playing good games, get this one. It's one of the best games I've played for PS2. Its very similar to the cartoon except more exciting. If you enjoy platform games get this. Theres nothing bad I can find about it. Its flawless. And they make every little detail exactly like the cartoon. It brings back memories of waking up on Saturday and running to the TV to watch the Saturday Morning Schedule lineup. Yep, the good ol' days. The storyline is great and actually makes sense, unlike some other games that don't have purpose for doing certain parts. Its every bit worth this review. It one of my favorite PS2 games out of 19. Don't waste your money on boring games. Get this game.	17	[ "Hold on a second.", "You recommend Stitch?!", "That game is worse than watching Bob the Builder for 5 hours, no offense im not trying to kick anyone's backside thats just what I feel.", "If you enjoy playing good games, get this one.", "It's one of the best games I've played for PS2.", "Its very similar to the cartoon except more exciting.", "If you enjoy platform games get this.", "Theres nothing bad I can find about it.", "Its flawless.", "And they make every little detail exactly like the cartoon.", "It brings back memories of waking up on Saturday and running to the TV to watch the Saturday Morning Schedule lineup.", "Yep, the good ol' days.", "The storyline is great and actually makes sense, unlike some other games that don't have purpose for doing certain parts.", "Its every bit worth this review.", "It one of my favorite PS2 games out of 19.", "Don't waste your money on boring games.", "Get this game." ]
2	Hepatitis C cook book. Yummy for the tummy	I hear alot about hep c but never what is good to eat if you are living with this disease. This cook book was informative with very easy to make meals. Format was easy to follow. Good meals that were easy and not expensive.I think it is a cook book that everyone could use. I am also diabetic and most of the meals were very good for that as well. The meals were also not blah:(. Tasted great {:.Tops up to this book. The cook book was great price to. If you are concerned about the disease or have other ailments this book is for you. The rest of my family liked the food so that was even better. One and only comment that is not favorable is not enough low cal desserts. That is why 4 outta 5.	12	[ "I hear alot about hep c but never what is good to eat if you are living with this disease.", "This cook book was informative with very easy to make meals.", "Format was easy to follow.", "Good meals that were easy and not expensive.I think it is a cook book that everyone could use.", "I am also diabetic and most of the meals were very good for that as well.", "The meals were also not blah:(.", "Tasted great {:.Tops up to this book.", "The cook book was great price to.", "If you are concerned about the disease or have other ailments this book is for you.", "The rest of my family liked the food so that was even better.", "One and only comment that is not favorable is not enough low cal desserts.", "That is why 4 outta 5." ]
2	Give it time	Vangelis always produces music that represents a certain atmosphere and place. He does this by taking certain musical styles, sounds, whatever and moulding them with his unique, sonic signature. This is what makes his "SOUND". It is futile to compare one album to another with Vangelis' music. With the "City" Vangelis conjours up an aural tapestry of urban, city dreamscapes. Remember, this is Vangelis and not the Jam! There are no hard edged political statements here!On a shallow level the music is of a very ambient and sort of a late night jazz pastiche. It is very soundtrack orientated as you would expect but it doesn't carry any of the old, analogue syntheziser passages of old. It has a cold feel, very digital and sampled. This does, however, lend itself beautifully to the feel of the whole album. Give it time and you will see.	11	[ "Vangelis always produces music that represents a certain atmosphere and place.", "He does this by taking certain musical styles, sounds, whatever and moulding them with his unique, sonic signature.", "This is what makes his \"SOUND\".", "It is futile to compare one album to another with Vangelis' music.", "With the \"City\" Vangelis conjours up an aural tapestry of urban, city dreamscapes.", "Remember, this is Vangelis and not the Jam!", "There are no hard edged political statements here!", "On a shallow level the music is of a very ambient and sort of a late night jazz pastiche.", "It is very soundtrack orientated as you would expect but it doesn't carry any of the old, analogue syntheziser passages of old.", "It has a cold feel, very digital and sampled.", "This does, however, lend itself beautifully to the feel of the whole album.", "Give it time and you will see." ]
2	Better Than The Hobbit	I am a very hard core fantasy/sci-fi book reader. I have read many books that are out there. Most people I talked to would agree that "The Hobbit" set a standard in fantasy writting. However, most people still agreed with me after reading "Villains By Necessity". This book has many exciting features. It has to be the best ever fantasy book. The story it tells is one that, most people would agree with, should happen in a fantasy story. With everything that gets said about fantasy. The winning of one side, good or evil, never gets told. That has changed with this book. I believe in the future this will become the book that replaces "The Hobbit", and many others as "The Classic".	11	[ "I am a very hard core fantasy/sci-fi book reader.", "I have read many books that are out there.", "Most people I talked to would agree that \"The Hobbit\" set a standard in fantasy writting.", "However, most people still agreed with me after reading \"Villains By Necessity\".", "This book has many exciting features.", "It has to be the best ever fantasy book.", "The story it tells is one that, most people would agree with, should happen in a fantasy story.", "With everything that gets said about fantasy.", "The winning of one side, good or evil, never gets told.", "That has changed with this book.", "I believe in the future this will become the book that replaces \"The Hobbit\", and many others as \"The Classic\"." ]
1	Two Times Disappointed	Well after reading the great reviews, I wanted to try this product. I ordered and paid almost $18 for the one day shipping. I received item...no whitening gel was inside box. Frustrating!! I contacted Amazon...they said they would send a replacement...next day. Great!! I received a new kit. No whitening gel. I contact yet again to say 'can you please just send me a COMPLETE kit or the gel?' and they said "sorry, this is a widespread problem and we are not able to resend another" but they are going to credit my account and said to just throw the other two shipments out. So if you're going to order this product, make sure you contact them first to see that this problem has been taken care of or you'll wind up with something you can't use!	11	[ "Well after reading the great reviews, I wanted to try this product.", "I ordered and paid almost $18 for the one day shipping.", "I received item...no whitening gel was inside box.", "Frustrating!!", "I contacted Amazon...they said they would send a replacement...next day.", "Great!!", "I received a new kit.", "No whitening gel.", "I contact yet again to say 'can you please just send me a COMPLETE kit or the gel?", "' and they said \"sorry, this is a widespread problem and we are not able to resend another\" but they are going to credit my account and said to just throw the other two shipments out.", "So if you're going to order this product, make sure you contact them first to see that this problem has been taken care of or you'll wind up with something you can't use!" ]
2	This is an amazing musical! Definitely one of my favorites!	I am completely obssessed with this movie! I've only known of it for less than a few months, and yet I've watched it so many times I know the dance moves off by heart. It is a movie that is so easy to get into! Immediately you begin to see the genius behind it that makes you decide who are your favorite characters and favorite parts! Some people may think that a bunch of people trying out for a Chorus Line may not be such a great plot, but this movie pulls it off with such style and charm you immediately love it! The musical numbers are great! The dancing is ... undescribable! It is truly one of the best examples I've seen of transferring a musical to video. (Or was it video to musical?)I have seen both : stage and video, and I have to say it is truly one of the most inspiring musicals I've ever seen! It is a musical with a heart.	11	[ "I am completely obssessed with this movie!", "I've only known of it for less than a few months, and yet I've watched it so many times I know the dance moves off by heart.", "It is a movie that is so easy to get into!", "Immediately you begin to see the genius behind it that makes you decide who are your favorite characters and favorite parts!", "Some people may think that a bunch of people trying out for a Chorus Line may not be such a great plot, but this movie pulls it off with such style and charm you immediately love it!", "The musical numbers are great!", "The dancing is ... undescribable!", "It is truly one of the best examples I've seen of transferring a musical to video.", "(Or was it video to musical?", ")I have seen both : stage and video, and I have to say it is truly one of the most inspiring musicals I've ever seen!", "It is a musical with a heart." ]
2	Extreme	This was an extreme cd. Very personal, however very capturing. Her voice is different from other artists, it is more harsh and not sweet. I'm tired of ..all those sweet sounding phonies. I highly recommend this cd to anyone. My favorite song is "You oughta know", I listened to it a million times. I didn't like "perfect" although i did detect sarcasm in it, it was depressing.(Actually, it [was terrible]) But everything else was very good. I really like the way everything blends together, her vocals and the instruments. I think that Alanis Morissette kicks a** with the feminine lyrics. I tired of "I luv you baby no matter what" Finally, some real life situation. Its sad, but men are NOT always perfect. Im not saying I don't like men/boys, (in fact, I like them a lot) but I like variety.	13	[ "This was an extreme cd.", "Very personal, however very capturing.", "Her voice is different from other artists, it is more harsh and not sweet.", "I'm tired of ..all those sweet sounding phonies.", "I highly recommend this cd to anyone.", "My favorite song is \"You oughta know\", I listened to it a million times.", "I didn't like \"perfect\" although i did detect sarcasm in it, it was depressing.(Actually, it [was terrible]) But everything else was very good.", "I really like the way everything blends together, her vocals and the instruments.", "I think that Alanis Morissette kicks a** with the feminine lyrics.", "I tired of \"I luv you baby no matter what\" Finally, some real life situation.", "Its sad, but men are NOT always perfect.", "Im not saying I don't like men/boys, (in fact, I like them a lot) but I like variety." ]
2	Works well	I got two of these; one each for the car and motorcycle. I've used the other type of plugs and hate when I push the plug all the way in. That will not happen with this kit. Used once to help an elderly couple fix a flat on the road. It worked well. Don't know the longevity of the fix since I haven't used on my own vehicle, but the concept seems to be a good one. Make sure you have a pair of pliers to set the plug. A cheap pair will do just fine. You can also use them to pull any nails or screws from the tire when needed. Just throw them in the carrying case the kit comes in. The carrying case is great and heavy duty.I enjoyed using the plug gun, but from the video I guess the plug handle kit will work just as well. Oh, there are two kits available. One with the plug gun and one with a plug handle. They both do the same thing, but as I said before the plug gun seems easier.Stop N Go International has a video showing how to use their kits.	14	[ "I got two of these; one each for the car and motorcycle.", "I've used the other type of plugs and hate when I push the plug all the way in.", "That will not happen with this kit.", "Used once to help an elderly couple fix a flat on the road.", "It worked well.", "Don't know the longevity of the fix since I haven't used on my own vehicle, but the concept seems to be a good one.", "Make sure you have a pair of pliers to set the plug.", "A cheap pair will do just fine.", "You can also use them to pull any nails or screws from the tire when needed.", "Just throw them in the carrying case the kit comes in.", "The carrying case is great and heavy duty.I enjoyed using the plug gun, but from the video I guess the plug handle kit will work just as well.", "Oh, there are two kits available.", "One with the plug gun and one with a plug handle.", "They both do the same thing, but as I said before the plug gun seems easier.Stop N Go International has a video showing how to use their kits." ]
1	I regret buying the US version	Oprah? Really? This is an insult! The only redemption for this version is to choose audio 2 -no narration.I was so excited when I first inserted the first Blu-Ray disc. The majesty of nature in full High-Definition in my living room. It was magnificent in it's full 1080p glory, until the narration commenced. It sounded like Oprah so I looked at the case and indeed it was her. I said to myself maybe she'll be good at it since she did have a very successful talk show where all she did was talk. Oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no. She should have kept her day job. It's ruined. I wouldn't dare donate it to Goodwill and make someone experience the same deceptive expectation.I hate it so much that I made this emphatic and overly dramatic review for the very first time, in hopes to nudge would-be expecting consumers.I just have to suffer the consequences of my poor deceived decision. Cue in the violins.	13	[ "Oprah?", "Really?", "This is an insult!", "The only redemption for this version is to choose audio 2 -no narration.I was so excited when I first inserted the first Blu-Ray disc.", "The majesty of nature in full High-Definition in my living room.", "It was magnificent in it's full 1080p glory, until the narration commenced.", "It sounded like Oprah so I looked at the case and indeed it was her.", "I said to myself maybe she'll be good at it since she did have a very successful talk show where all she did was talk.", "Oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no.", "She should have kept her day job.", "It's ruined.", "I wouldn't dare donate it to Goodwill and make someone experience the same deceptive expectation.I hate it so much that I made this emphatic and overly dramatic review for the very first time, in hopes to nudge would-be expecting consumers.I just have to suffer the consequences of my poor deceived decision.", "Cue in the violins." ]
1	I wish I could give this no stars.	I haven't read this book but I'm not going to waste my money on some ignorant literary work. I am a practicing Wiccan and have been for ten years. I fail to see how we, Wiccans/Pagans, could worship a being that is not of our beliefs. We do NOT believe in a being even like Satan really. Satan is creation of Christianity. Now, mind you, Paganism has been around MUCH longer than Christianity! Wicca is just a branch of Paganism just like Catholicism is a branch of Christianity. It's amazing how some people will be so quick to judge and make that judgment based off of ignorance. I have read the bible and I have also noticed that that's more than most Christians do. Instead blind faith is much easier to manage therefore; this doesn't surprise me in the least. Although, I could have sworn that people may be judged upon 'God' and no other in Christianity. But then again, what would a Wiccan know...	12	[ "I haven't read this book but I'm not going to waste my money on some ignorant literary work.", "I am a practicing Wiccan and have been for ten years.", "I fail to see how we, Wiccans/Pagans, could worship a being that is not of our beliefs.", "We do NOT believe in a being even like Satan really.", "Satan is creation of Christianity.", "Now, mind you, Paganism has been around MUCH longer than Christianity!", "Wicca is just a branch of Paganism just like Catholicism is a branch of Christianity.", "It's amazing how some people will be so quick to judge and make that judgment based off of ignorance.", "I have read the bible and I have also noticed that that's more than most Christians do.", "Instead blind faith is much easier to manage therefore; this doesn't surprise me in the least.", "Although, I could have sworn that people may be judged upon 'God' and no other in Christianity.", "But then again, what would a Wiccan know..." ]
2	DID I MISS SOMETHING?	5 STARS. IT IS MUSTAINE. BUT, HOW DO YOU CALL THIS A GREATEST HITS? THESE ARE REMIXED REMASTERS. AND THE DVD. PLEASE. I'VE SEEN THEM LIVE. I WANTED TO SEE THE VIDEO FOR SWEATING BULLETS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE. MAYBE IT IS THE FAULT OF CDNOW FOR NOT CLARIFYING, BUT I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING VIDEOS. MEGADETH IS ONE OF THE BEST. I CAN'T STAND TO SEE THEM GIVE IN LIKE THIS. TSHF WAS AWESOME. WHY FOLLOW IT WITH THIS CRAP. HOPEFULLY ARSENAL WILL HAVE ALL, I SAID ALL THE VIDEOS AND NO THROWN TOGETHER COP OUT THE FANS WILL BUY ANYTHING CRAP. PLEEEEEEEASE DAVE, GIVE US SOMETHING GOOD.	15	[ "5 STARS.", "IT IS MUSTAINE.", "BUT, HOW DO YOU CALL THIS A GREATEST HITS?", "THESE ARE REMIXED REMASTERS.", "AND THE DVD.", "PLEASE.", "I'VE SEEN THEM LIVE.", "I WANTED TO SEE THE VIDEO FOR SWEATING BULLETS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.", "MAYBE IT IS THE FAULT OF CDNOW FOR NOT CLARIFYING, BUT I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING VIDEOS.", "MEGADETH IS ONE OF THE BEST.", "I CAN'T STAND TO SEE THEM GIVE IN LIKE THIS.", "TSHF WAS AWESOME.", "WHY FOLLOW IT WITH THIS CRAP.", "HOPEFULLY ARSENAL WILL HAVE ALL, I SAID ALL THE VIDEOS AND NO THROWN TOGETHER COP OUT THE FANS WILL BUY ANYTHING CRAP.", "PLEEEEEEEASE DAVE, GIVE US SOMETHING GOOD." ]
1	Watch out for deceptive advertising	Revitol Hair Removal cream is a very poor product with an even poorer company behind it. Please do not fall for the deceptive advertising as I did. The promotions for this product guarantee a money back promise if you are not happy with the results. What they do not disclose is that the handling fee they charge for a returned produced is $10.00 per bottle. I have searched through many sites on this product and find the same deceptive advertising. Upon trying to work with the complany, I have found that they do not back up their product. My product came with a broken bottle of lotion and the other bottles of lotion were crystallized. The company would still not refund my money without charging the $10.00 fee. Please, save yourself the problems that I have had. This product does not work. Hair removal products from the stores are simply better and they have a much better return policy!	11	[ "Revitol Hair Removal cream is a very poor product with an even poorer company behind it.", "Please do not fall for the deceptive advertising as I did.", "The promotions for this product guarantee a money back promise if you are not happy with the results.", "What they do not disclose is that the handling fee they charge for a returned produced is $10.00 per bottle.", "I have searched through many sites on this product and find the same deceptive advertising.", "Upon trying to work with the complany, I have found that they do not back up their product.", "My product came with a broken bottle of lotion and the other bottles of lotion were crystallized.", "The company would still not refund my money without charging the $10.00 fee.", "Please, save yourself the problems that I have had.", "This product does not work.", "Hair removal products from the stores are simply better and they have a much better return policy!" ]
2	excellent product	When i first opened the box after getting it, i was very skeptical. It looked like it would fly away after a normal turn. Lo and behold i have been using it for a month and it is a great investment. I can easily take it from car to car. You cannot do that with the mount that comes with Garmin products. It basically stands on the top of your dash like a table lamp. If you want to move it, just pickup and go. The intial setup takes just 30 seconds at best. Snap it in place and it's ready. If garmin wants some highly satisfied customers, they would make this the standard accesory that comes with their GPS units. I would recommend it very much to everybody.	11	[ "When i first opened the box after getting it, i was very skeptical.", "It looked like it would fly away after a normal turn.", "Lo and behold i have been using it for a month and it is a great investment.", "I can easily take it from car to car.", "You cannot do that with the mount that comes with Garmin products.", "It basically stands on the top of your dash like a table lamp.", "If you want to move it, just pickup and go.", "The intial setup takes just 30 seconds at best.", "Snap it in place and it's ready.", "If garmin wants some highly satisfied customers, they would make this the standard accesory that comes with their GPS units.", "I would recommend it very much to everybody." ]
2	Works Just Fine, Long Lasting, Good Value!	This is my second coffee grinder by Cuisinart. I have a previous one that fell from the counter and cracked the lid. That model has lasted for at least three years without any problem. Since I am satisfied with this model I bought another replacement.The space for the coffee beans is limited. If you are going to make a full pot of coffee you will have to grind 2 or 3 loads. For the 6 cups of coffee I brew in the morning I only need to grind two full loads of coffee beans. If you don't overload the coffee beans it works fine. I recommend finding measuring cup. Once you grind the beans it is good to shake the grinder to get all of the beans ground. If you do this you get perfectly ground coffee.The cord of the grinder is about 18". It's a little shorter than their previous model but manageable. Compared to a Mr. Coffee grinders whose motors kept burning out I would definitely recommend this model.	12	[ "This is my second coffee grinder by Cuisinart.", "I have a previous one that fell from the counter and cracked the lid.", "That model has lasted for at least three years without any problem.", "Since I am satisfied with this model I bought another replacement.The space for the coffee beans is limited.", "If you are going to make a full pot of coffee you will have to grind 2 or 3 loads.", "For the 6 cups of coffee I brew in the morning I only need to grind two full loads of coffee beans.", "If you don't overload the coffee beans it works fine.", "I recommend finding measuring cup.", "Once you grind the beans it is good to shake the grinder to get all of the beans ground.", "If you do this you get perfectly ground coffee.The cord of the grinder is about 18\".", "It's a little shorter than their previous model but manageable.", "Compared to a Mr.", "Coffee grinders whose motors kept burning out I would definitely recommend this model." ]
2	Perfect for the price.....	I bought this product primarily for my 9-year old's use in the car on those long trips. However, the unit is so good, that we use it a lot more often. There are many reviews here, so I won't go into much detail. I just want to say that I am extremely happy I purchased this device. It was delivered quickly, and the packaging was good. The battery charged in less than 5 hours, rather than the stated 6. Everything you need is included. It works great in the car, out by the pool, in the house, everywhere. I would have given 5 stars, but the external speakers are pretty tinny, even when using the built in equalizer. Use the headphones...it will sound better than at the movie theater. Additionally, although the picture quality is very, very good, it is not perfect. Pixels are visible at times, but not to the point of distraction. However, for the price, I don't think this unit can be beat. I highly recommend it to anyone looking for such a product.	14	[ "I bought this product primarily for my 9-year old's use in the car on those long trips.", "However, the unit is so good, that we use it a lot more often.", "There are many reviews here, so I won't go into much detail.", "I just want to say that I am extremely happy I purchased this device.", "It was delivered quickly, and the packaging was good.", "The battery charged in less than 5 hours, rather than the stated 6.", "Everything you need is included.", "It works great in the car, out by the pool, in the house, everywhere.", "I would have given 5 stars, but the external speakers are pretty tinny, even when using the built in equalizer.", "Use the headphones...it will sound better than at the movie theater.", "Additionally, although the picture quality is very, very good, it is not perfect.", "Pixels are visible at times, but not to the point of distraction.", "However, for the price, I don't think this unit can be beat.", "I highly recommend it to anyone looking for such a product." ]
2	MyShelf.com Book Reviewer	ON THE ROAD TO HAPPINESS . . . TALES OF THE TRAVELER, radiates with fresh motivational knowledge on how to survive life's challenging obstacles. In this convenient pocket size book, you will find a personal guide that will take you on a journey over the bumps, around the potholes, and past the detours each of us face. Woven throughout this story are easy to remember quotes and proverbs that can easily be memorized for future situations.Lauren Hudson's ON THE ROAD TO HAPPINESS . . . TALES OF THE TRAVELER, could not have come at a better time in my life. Having survived a recent auto accident, I have been consumed with doubt, worry, and uncertainty. By reading Ms. Hudson's poetic words of hope and happiness, I immediately felt a calm warm sensation fill my body. Her book has given me the knowledge that no matter how dark the world seems, there will always be light at the end of the tunnel.	12	[ "ON THE ROAD TO HAPPINESS.", ".", ".", "TALES OF THE TRAVELER, radiates with fresh motivational knowledge on how to survive life's challenging obstacles.", "In this convenient pocket size book, you will find a personal guide that will take you on a journey over the bumps, around the potholes, and past the detours each of us face.", "Woven throughout this story are easy to remember quotes and proverbs that can easily be memorized for future situations.Lauren Hudson's ON THE ROAD TO HAPPINESS.", ".", ".", "TALES OF THE TRAVELER, could not have come at a better time in my life.", "Having survived a recent auto accident, I have been consumed with doubt, worry, and uncertainty.", "By reading Ms.", "Hudson's poetic words of hope and happiness, I immediately felt a calm warm sensation fill my body.", "Her book has given me the knowledge that no matter how dark the world seems, there will always be light at the end of the tunnel." ]
1	On...and on....and ON...	This book lies halfway completed on my friend's dresser. I can't bear to pick it up again.It starts out fairly interesting, with lots of quirky characters and intriguing plot lines. That's for the first 300 pages. That, in my opinion, could have been the whole book. However, it continues for over 400 more pages, with the same people, getting more and more complicated with each turn of the page. To be honest, I simply got lost. I couldn't remember who dated whom, who hated whom, and who...Oh, forget it.Now, I read books, I read lots of books...And I got lost. I gave up, around page 450. But, I tend to read books that have a few base characters whose lives are built upon chapter by chapter. This book does that, tenfold. If you think you can keep up and stay interested, go for it. It IS well written and interesting, it just seemed like I'd have to start taking notes as I read. No, thank you.	13	[ "This book lies halfway completed on my friend's dresser.", "I can't bear to pick it up again.It starts out fairly interesting, with lots of quirky characters and intriguing plot lines.", "That's for the first 300 pages.", "That, in my opinion, could have been the whole book.", "However, it continues for over 400 more pages, with the same people, getting more and more complicated with each turn of the page.", "To be honest, I simply got lost.", "I couldn't remember who dated whom, who hated whom, and who...Oh, forget it.Now, I read books, I read lots of books...And I got lost.", "I gave up, around page 450.", "But, I tend to read books that have a few base characters whose lives are built upon chapter by chapter.", "This book does that, tenfold.", "If you think you can keep up and stay interested, go for it.", "It IS well written and interesting, it just seemed like I'd have to start taking notes as I read.", "No, thank you." ]
1	Keurig B60 Special Edition Brewing System	I like the concept, but the execution leaves a lot to be desired. When these things work, they're great. Unfortunately, I've purchased several of these for myself as well as for gifts. In almost every case, the units develop problems within months. They leak, they no longer heat water, they refuse to power up.I am a horrible consumer. What I mean is that I almost never return anything - no matter how bad it is. But I came close with these. I even purchased a more expensive model. Didn't matter - same problems. I have one leaking on my countertop now.If you Google these, you will find many folks complaining and even a few that offer videos for the more common problems. I just want the things to work. My $25 Mr. Coffee is over a dozen years old and it works all the time, every time.Like I said, love the concept. But I would suggest you shop around for either a newer model or choose something else entirely.	13	[ "I like the concept, but the execution leaves a lot to be desired.", "When these things work, they're great.", "Unfortunately, I've purchased several of these for myself as well as for gifts.", "In almost every case, the units develop problems within months.", "They leak, they no longer heat water, they refuse to power up.I am a horrible consumer.", "What I mean is that I almost never return anything - no matter how bad it is.", "But I came close with these.", "I even purchased a more expensive model.", "Didn't matter - same problems.", "I have one leaking on my countertop now.If you Google these, you will find many folks complaining and even a few that offer videos for the more common problems.", "I just want the things to work.", "My $25 Mr.", "Coffee is over a dozen years old and it works all the time, every time.Like I said, love the concept.", "But I would suggest you shop around for either a newer model or choose something else entirely." ]
2	Cloud Mountain	I had to write a few words. Every now and then I hit upon an author that pulls and pushes at your heart. I listen to dozens of audio books every month driving to and from work. This story was so very well written. It has real life in it. It has passion, love, danger, devotion, understanding, pain - it has it all. It is a must read/listen for historical and just plain enjoyment reasons. (The plot is in the description.) I must now seek out other books by this author. If you want to fill moments of your life with a treasure include this story. dorothy	11	[ "I had to write a few words.", "Every now and then I hit upon an author that pulls and pushes at your heart.", "I listen to dozens of audio books every month driving to and from work.", "This story was so very well written.", "It has real life in it.", "It has passion, love, danger, devotion, understanding, pain - it has it all.", "It is a must read/listen for historical and just plain enjoyment reasons.", "(The plot is in the description.) I must now seek out other books by this author.", "If you want to fill moments of your life with a treasure include this story.", "dorothy" ]
2	Great Book Okay Ending	This is an awesome book by Pfeffer! It is a great book that I read when I was 10 years old and loved. It is probably meant for kids older than 10, but it is great! Micheal disappears and the family is torn apart. The mother takes it out on her daughters, and they turn against their mom. It is a wonderfully written book but the ending leaves you hanging. You never know what happens to Micheal, and you feel so upset. Why don't we find out what happened? The book leaves you with a powerful feeling for days. I would prefer closure. But the meaning is so much stronger and sticks with you after the end. I wish there was a sequal, but in real life you don't always find out what happened to missing people, so it is very realistic.	12	[ "This is an awesome book by Pfeffer!", "It is a great book that I read when I was 10 years old and loved.", "It is probably meant for kids older than 10, but it is great!", "Micheal disappears and the family is torn apart.", "The mother takes it out on her daughters, and they turn against their mom.", "It is a wonderfully written book but the ending leaves you hanging.", "You never know what happens to Micheal, and you feel so upset.", "Why don't we find out what happened?", "The book leaves you with a powerful feeling for days.", "I would prefer closure.", "But the meaning is so much stronger and sticks with you after the end.", "I wish there was a sequal, but in real life you don't always find out what happened to missing people, so it is very realistic." ]
2	If you've never tried a Skintimate Shaving Gel, ...	If you've never tried a Skintimate Shaving Gel, then this is the one to try. I've tried other shaving creams but nothing compares to this one. First of all, the smell is YUMMY! It leaves my skin feeling and smelling fresh, like fresh peaches. The smell even lingers on my legs when I'm through. It doesn't leave my legs feeling dry like some shaving creams. It has eight skin conditioners and vitamins E and B. They've improved the can also. It's very easy to spray out -- not messy like the old can. The opening is small and all you need is a tiny amount and VOILA -- it magically becomes a heap of lavish foam. This product will awaken your senses and make you look forward (or smell forward) to shaving!!	12	[ "If you've never tried a Skintimate Shaving Gel, then this is the one to try.", "I've tried other shaving creams but nothing compares to this one.", "First of all, the smell is YUMMY!", "It leaves my skin feeling and smelling fresh, like fresh peaches.", "The smell even lingers on my legs when I'm through.", "It doesn't leave my legs feeling dry like some shaving creams.", "It has eight skin conditioners and vitamins E and B.", "They've improved the can also.", "It's very easy to spray out -- not messy like the old can.", "The opening is small and all you need is a tiny amount and VOILA -- it magically becomes a heap of lavish foam.", "This product will awaken your senses and make you look forward (or smell forward) to shaving!!" ]
1	This movie had no substance	sure it was a complete rip off of alien. sure it had no real storyline original to itself. I mean come on they were stranded on a planet with these creatures that looked like BATS! Alien Scared me. this movie made me toss and turn in my seat FROM BOREDOM. this was one of the worst movies of 2000. if you want a better version of this movie i must suggest Ridley Scott's Alien or James Cameron's Aliens. these movies are far superior and scarier. Pitch Black leaves you at the end like you are in complete darkness because their plot and substance goes nowhere. Special effects are just like every other movie. good but no substance. ...	11	[ "sure it was a complete rip off of alien.", "sure it had no real storyline original to itself.", "I mean come on they were stranded on a planet with these creatures that looked like BATS!", "Alien Scared me.", "this movie made me toss and turn in my seat FROM BOREDOM.", "this was one of the worst movies of 2000.", "if you want a better version of this movie i must suggest Ridley Scott's Alien or James Cameron's Aliens.", "these movies are far superior and scarier.", "Pitch Black leaves you at the end like you are in complete darkness because their plot and substance goes nowhere.", "Special effects are just like every other movie.", "good but no substance.", "..." ]
1	dismal-SO dismal	I refused to watch this when it was at the theatres only because I have the uncanny ability to know when a movie is a dud or not just by watching the trailers. I decided to watch it last night and I was NOT disappointed. I was right again! This movie is so lacking in the WoW department. Depp has no depth, Jolie is plastic. The only thumbs up I give is to Bettany, Dalton and Sewell. This movie did absolutely nothing for either Depp or Jolie. They both must have been bored and needed a project to work on OR someone must have thrown a LOT of money their way to film such tripe. The writing was ridiculous and SHAME on the shills who post 5 star ratings for this movie. All they are doing is stealing from "the people" by making us believe (well some of us) that this movie is worth spending your money on. SHAME SHAME SHAME.	11	[ "I refused to watch this when it was at the theatres only because I have the uncanny ability to know when a movie is a dud or not just by watching the trailers.", "I decided to watch it last night and I was NOT disappointed.", "I was right again!", "This movie is so lacking in the WoW department.", "Depp has no depth, Jolie is plastic.", "The only thumbs up I give is to Bettany, Dalton and Sewell.", "This movie did absolutely nothing for either Depp or Jolie.", "They both must have been bored and needed a project to work on OR someone must have thrown a LOT of money their way to film such tripe.", "The writing was ridiculous and SHAME on the shills who post 5 star ratings for this movie.", "All they are doing is stealing from \"the people\" by making us believe (well some of us) that this movie is worth spending your money on.", "SHAME SHAME SHAME." ]
1	Big dissappointment	I wanted to love this phone... it looked great and had many slick features such as turning the ring down in the evening and custom rings for known callers. But, static, crackle, and a very short range make this phone virtually unusable. I had bought a base and 2 extension phones. These phones were expensive and would have been worth it if they worked as advertised. But, sound quality is a joke. Thank goodness I kept the receipts. I used to think that the Motorola name meant quality when it came to communication equipment. Obviously, they're not above using their name to soak you on a half baked product now and then. I can't wait to take them back... When the manager asks, "Why are you returning them?" I'm going to ask, "Why are you selling them?"	11	[ "I wanted to love this phone... it looked great and had many slick features such as turning the ring down in the evening and custom rings for known callers.", "But, static, crackle, and a very short range make this phone virtually unusable.", "I had bought a base and 2 extension phones.", "These phones were expensive and would have been worth it if they worked as advertised.", "But, sound quality is a joke.", "Thank goodness I kept the receipts.", "I used to think that the Motorola name meant quality when it came to communication equipment.", "Obviously, they're not above using their name to soak you on a half baked product now and then.", "I can't wait to take them back... When the manager asks, \"Why are you returning them?", "\" I'm going to ask, \"Why are you selling them?", "\"" ]
1	Maybe change isn't always a good thing. . .	I must say I was feeling the first album, "Can't Take me Home" however, maybe she flipped the script a little too much too soon with this second go'round. Don't get me wrong, I really like Pink, just the old Pink. I don't know the reason behind the change but perhaps there is a lesson to be learned: Change isn't always a good thing. There are some tracks that are enjoyable on the album but the first album I could listen the whole way through and like every track. Not this time. If you are an R&B fan, this really isn't that type of album. Maybe she'll go back to the original her on the next one. The only change I like was her look. She looks really good. She seems undecided on what music category she wants to be in. The title suits the album, because I sure "Missundaztood" what she was about. Come on Pink, you had a good thing going, don't mess it up now!	12	[ "I must say I was feeling the first album, \"Can't Take me Home\" however, maybe she flipped the script a little too much too soon with this second go'round.", "Don't get me wrong, I really like Pink, just the old Pink.", "I don't know the reason behind the change but perhaps there is a lesson to be learned: Change isn't always a good thing.", "There are some tracks that are enjoyable on the album but the first album I could listen the whole way through and like every track.", "Not this time.", "If you are an R&B fan, this really isn't that type of album.", "Maybe she'll go back to the original her on the next one.", "The only change I like was her look.", "She looks really good.", "She seems undecided on what music category she wants to be in.", "The title suits the album, because I sure \"Missundaztood\" what she was about.", "Come on Pink, you had a good thing going, don't mess it up now!" ]
2	Come on up.....I did just that!!!!!	This man is no joke! With each outing he gets funkier and funkier. I am a huge fan...so I may be biased. I popped the cd in my car and actually sat in front of my house shaking my head in disbelief. It's hard to go wrong with backing from such notables as the one and only Marcus Miller, Norman Brown, Tony Maiden...I'm old enough to remember when he played with Rufus featuring Chaka Khan. He didn't open the gate politely begging for us to pay attention. He jumped out the gate! It's a nice mix and one that will be in rotation for many days to come. I was really very pleasantly surprised that he chose to remake Serpentine Fire. I appreciate the fact that he takes his craft seriously and is always at the top of his game. Come On Up. It's a party you won't soon forget!	12	[ "This man is no joke!", "With each outing he gets funkier and funkier.", "I am a huge fan...so I may be biased.", "I popped the cd in my car and actually sat in front of my house shaking my head in disbelief.", "It's hard to go wrong with backing from such notables as the one and only Marcus Miller, Norman Brown, Tony Maiden...I'm old enough to remember when he played with Rufus featuring Chaka Khan.", "He didn't open the gate politely begging for us to pay attention.", "He jumped out the gate!", "It's a nice mix and one that will be in rotation for many days to come.", "I was really very pleasantly surprised that he chose to remake Serpentine Fire.", "I appreciate the fact that he takes his craft seriously and is always at the top of his game.", "Come On Up.", "It's a party you won't soon forget!" ]
1	Whaaaa	I went into the bookstore to give this book to my wife. Then I started to read it. I think I broke out in hives. I'm not kidding! In fact, maybe that's what her next book should be about - men who break out in hives after reading this turkey. My wife and I talk about age all the time and you know what, its a fact of life. People get old and as we get older our bodies change. Why would I want my wife to have her private area restored to when she was 20???? That sounds like something out of a horror film. Here's the book that should be written, "We Get Old, and you know what, its Ok." If Random House or the author is interested in that, please drop me a line. As far as this book goes, I'd save the money and invest in google's stock...	11	[ "I went into the bookstore to give this book to my wife.", "Then I started to read it.", "I think I broke out in hives.", "I'm not kidding!", "In fact, maybe that's what her next book should be about - men who break out in hives after reading this turkey.", "My wife and I talk about age all the time and you know what, its a fact of life.", "People get old and as we get older our bodies change.", "Why would I want my wife to have her private area restored to when she was 20???", "?", "That sounds like something out of a horror film.", "Here's the book that should be written, \"We Get Old, and you know what, its Ok.\" If Random House or the author is interested in that, please drop me a line.", "As far as this book goes, I'd save the money and invest in google's stock..." ]
1	wow. this is what you call good writing?	wow. after reading all the positively GUSHING reviews of Magical Thinking, i rushed out to borrow my friend's copy. SOOO glad i didn't waste money on it! Second rate Sedaris indeed, without the the wit, humor or ability to craft a sentence. so where are all these FANTABULOUS REVIEWS COMING FROM? i don't know... maybe AB himself? (he was in advertising, afterall). especially the reviews where he compares himself to Dave Eggers and Jeffrey Eugenides. ha! who are you fooling? save your money folks. read a real author.	12	[ "wow.", "after reading all the positively GUSHING reviews of Magical Thinking, i rushed out to borrow my friend's copy.", "SOOO glad i didn't waste money on it!", "Second rate Sedaris indeed, without the the wit, humor or ability to craft a sentence.", "so where are all these FANTABULOUS REVIEWS COMING FROM?", "i don't know... maybe AB himself?", "(he was in advertising, afterall).", "especially the reviews where he compares himself to Dave Eggers and Jeffrey Eugenides.", "ha!", "who are you fooling?", "save your money folks.", "read a real author." ]
2	I LOVE RICH GIRLS	I loved Rich Girls on MTV with Ally Hilfiger and Jamie Gleicher. I actually met Jamie and I will tell you that no matter what you hear, she is SUCH A SWEET person. She even left me a voicemail and gave me an autograph. She told me that her and Ally are still Best Friends and not to believe what you read in the magazines. But I do think that people should buy this DVD, it is a great show and the theme song is so catchy!! haha I would also recommend POPULAR season 1!! GREAT SHOW also, Rich Girls, Friends and Popular are the best shows. ANYWAY rich girls is great and you will love the show. Even though they are Rich they are such nice people! Enjoy. Thanks amazon.com for putting out such great STUFF!!!	12	[ "I loved Rich Girls on MTV with Ally Hilfiger and Jamie Gleicher.", "I actually met Jamie and I will tell you that no matter what you hear, she is SUCH A SWEET person.", "She even left me a voicemail and gave me an autograph.", "She told me that her and Ally are still Best Friends and not to believe what you read in the magazines.", "But I do think that people should buy this DVD, it is a great show and the theme song is so catchy!!", "haha I would also recommend POPULAR season 1!!", "GREAT SHOW also, Rich Girls, Friends and Popular are the best shows.", "ANYWAY rich girls is great and you will love the show.", "Even though they are Rich they are such nice people!", "Enjoy.", "Thanks amazon.com for putting out such great STUFF!!!" ]
1	Love the design	Just bought this fan a few weeks ago. I simply love the design. It's also such a nice space saver. The breeze feels so natural compared to a regular fan. This model is nice and quiet. I can barely tell that it's on. The only draw back that I have with this model is that it isn't height adjustable. While the air it blows out is nice, when sitting it barely catches your face. A major draw back especially if you are a tall person. I have to prop it up on top of something on those really hot days just so it will cool my face. All that being said I really like this tower fan. I don't know if it's right for everybody.	12	[ "Just bought this fan a few weeks ago.", "I simply love the design.", "It's also such a nice space saver.", "The breeze feels so natural compared to a regular fan.", "This model is nice and quiet.", "I can barely tell that it's on.", "The only draw back that I have with this model is that it isn't height adjustable.", "While the air it blows out is nice, when sitting it barely catches your face.", "A major draw back especially if you are a tall person.", "I have to prop it up on top of something on those really hot days just so it will cool my face.", "All that being said I really like this tower fan.", "I don't know if it's right for everybody." ]
2	A most amazing journey with an elloqent guide	Honestly, when I worked in Culver City, I would drive by the Museum of Jurassic Technology and wonder just what was in there. I read the articles in the L.A. Times and still I could not understand what it was about. And even when I finally got to the museum, I was mystified. What was the connection? What was it all about? Finally, I have my answer. And more. This book was a superlative read. Mr Weschler never flags in his focus and his precision of language and yet doesn't overwhelm his subject matter. It would be so easy to try and write a fictional story about the museum as opposed to trying to distill and tell the real story. It is very slippery! You will not be dissappointed in this book. And you don't have to go to the museum to enjoy it. But if you read the book, you will be COMPELLED to visit the museum.	14	[ "Honestly, when I worked in Culver City, I would drive by the Museum of Jurassic Technology and wonder just what was in there.", "I read the articles in the L.A. Times and still I could not understand what it was about.", "And even when I finally got to the museum, I was mystified.", "What was the connection?", "What was it all about?", "Finally, I have my answer.", "And more.", "This book was a superlative read.", "Mr Weschler never flags in his focus and his precision of language and yet doesn't overwhelm his subject matter.", "It would be so easy to try and write a fictional story about the museum as opposed to trying to distill and tell the real story.", "It is very slippery!", "You will not be dissappointed in this book.", "And you don't have to go to the museum to enjoy it.", "But if you read the book, you will be COMPELLED to visit the museum." ]
1	Died in less than three months	I'll keep this review brief. While it worked, this was a great monitor. Really nice picture, fast refresh, no ghosting -- exactly what you'd want in a big screen LCD. Then, after about three months, the whole screen started turning white. Switch off monitor and then switch back on. It worked fine for about twenty minutes, then screen turned all white. Now it does it within five minutes of being switched on. Guaranteed, every time.Talked to Hanns.G. Need to ship it back, on my dime. So, if I want them to take a look at it, I have to pay $50 (must insure it apparently) to ship it to them. With no guarantee that they'll even fix it.Other people have complained about the screen turning white issue. It seems that it might be a not uncommon problem. My monitor was manufactured in August 2007, even though I bought it in August 2008. Maybe it was a bad batch.Anyway, I bought a 30inch Samsung monitor instead. And I absolutely love it.	15	[ "I'll keep this review brief.", "While it worked, this was a great monitor.", "Really nice picture, fast refresh, no ghosting -- exactly what you'd want in a big screen LCD.", "Then, after about three months, the whole screen started turning white.", "Switch off monitor and then switch back on.", "It worked fine for about twenty minutes, then screen turned all white.", "Now it does it within five minutes of being switched on.", "Guaranteed, every time.Talked to Hanns.G. Need to ship it back, on my dime.", "So, if I want them to take a look at it, I have to pay $50 (must insure it apparently) to ship it to them.", "With no guarantee that they'll even fix it.Other people have complained about the screen turning white issue.", "It seems that it might be a not uncommon problem.", "My monitor was manufactured in August 2007, even though I bought it in August 2008.", "Maybe it was a bad batch.Anyway, I bought a 30inch Samsung monitor instead.", "And I absolutely love it." ]
2	Good clippers, but throw away the scissors	I have used these clippers four times, and I'm very happy with them. They cut hair nice and easily to the desired length. There are a comb attachments ranging from #1 to #8. As far as I can tell the # is the number of 1/8's of an inch that your hair will be cut. I've used the #2 and #3, and both work great. The scissors included in this kit should not go near anyone's hair. They are cheap and flimsy, but I didn't buy the kit for the scissors. The instructional video is hilarious. The haircuts they show are pretty bad. I was a bit worried because I thought my hair would look like the some of the cuts in the video. Fortunately mine turned out looking great.	11	[ "I have used these clippers four times, and I'm very happy with them.", "They cut hair nice and easily to the desired length.", "There are a comb attachments ranging from #1 to #8.", "As far as I can tell the # is the number of 1/8's of an inch that your hair will be cut.", "I've used the #2 and #3, and both work great.", "The scissors included in this kit should not go near anyone's hair.", "They are cheap and flimsy, but I didn't buy the kit for the scissors.", "The instructional video is hilarious.", "The haircuts they show are pretty bad.", "I was a bit worried because I thought my hair would look like the some of the cuts in the video.", "Fortunately mine turned out looking great." ]
2	Interesting Music	I have only heard of these guys but never actually heard them until I bought this album. As soon as the first song started, I go "Oh crap, not another hardcore band." I just don't like that shouting singing style, at least done with such good music. There are other places the vocals are not so bad. Sometimes they kind of touch on the "alternative" vibe which I don't like either, but in other places not so much.What I really like is the varied music. It is quite interesting with lots of twists and turns. I read another review where the guy says the band basically cut and pasted this album together in the studio. Maybe so, but they did a pretty good job of it. They are all competent musicians and if I was not mistaken, I actually heard a decent guitar solo in there! It seems many of the new bands are anti-guitar solo but these guys don't shy away from it. Kudos for that.This is adventurous metal and I really like it, all except for the vocals. Recommended.	12	[ "I have only heard of these guys but never actually heard them until I bought this album.", "As soon as the first song started, I go \"Oh crap, not another hardcore band.\" I just don't like that shouting singing style, at least done with such good music.", "There are other places the vocals are not so bad.", "Sometimes they kind of touch on the \"alternative\" vibe which I don't like either, but in other places not so much.What I really like is the varied music.", "It is quite interesting with lots of twists and turns.", "I read another review where the guy says the band basically cut and pasted this album together in the studio.", "Maybe so, but they did a pretty good job of it.", "They are all competent musicians and if I was not mistaken, I actually heard a decent guitar solo in there!", "It seems many of the new bands are anti-guitar solo but these guys don't shy away from it.", "Kudos for that.This is adventurous metal and I really like it, all except for the vocals.", "Recommended." ]
2	great - but cup holders too small	I bought the InStep safari Swivel Jogging Stroller in chocolate/blue - looks great! I bought it on the recommendation of a friend with 3 little ones and based on other reviews. The stroller is great - smooth ride, lots of room. My 2-year-old daughter seems very comfortable in it. The only problem is the size of the cup holders. They are not big enough to accomodate most water bottles. I can fit a small, 16 oz. narrow bottle and that is about it. I cannot understand why a company would overlook such a thing, especially since they were thoughtful about everything else. This is the reason I give it only 4 stars - if the cup holders were bigger it would definitely be worthy of 5 stars. Not really a big deal because I store my larger water bottle in the pouch located under the tray.I would most definitely recommend this product! And of course Amazon is awesome!	12	[ "I bought the InStep safari Swivel Jogging Stroller in chocolate/blue - looks great!", "I bought it on the recommendation of a friend with 3 little ones and based on other reviews.", "The stroller is great - smooth ride, lots of room.", "My 2-year-old daughter seems very comfortable in it.", "The only problem is the size of the cup holders.", "They are not big enough to accomodate most water bottles.", "I can fit a small, 16 oz.", "narrow bottle and that is about it.", "I cannot understand why a company would overlook such a thing, especially since they were thoughtful about everything else.", "This is the reason I give it only 4 stars - if the cup holders were bigger it would definitely be worthy of 5 stars.", "Not really a big deal because I store my larger water bottle in the pouch located under the tray.I would most definitely recommend this product!", "And of course Amazon is awesome!" ]
1	0 stars if possible..I hate this printer	I hate this printer. Plain and simple this is a turd. a $[...] piece of crap.Yes..like many others I too have had endless paper problems. I CANNOT get the paper to feed properly. Even after following advice here.ok..so my 3-in-1 printer is now only a 2-in-1. I long since put this piece of crap in the closet only to now need it's scanning abilities. So I pull out my HP 3210 printer. Go to HP and download the correct drivers..plug it in and hope to start some scanning with my 3-1..cough...no 2-1 HP.Guess what? Drivers lock up system. HP application locks up and repeatedly crashes. CNTL-ALT-DEL wont even work while this HP crap is on my computer. 5 trys..5 reboots..I give up. I deleted the HP crap software and Windows XP system is running perfectly again.I hate this HP 3210 printer. I detest it. I hate the HP software. I want to take this piece of junk to the shooting range and go crazy like in the movie "Office Space".	16	[ "I hate this printer.", "Plain and simple this is a turd.", "a $[...] piece of crap.Yes..like many others I too have had endless paper problems.", "I CANNOT get the paper to feed properly.", "Even after following advice here.ok..so my 3-in-1 printer is now only a 2-in-1.", "I long since put this piece of crap in the closet only to now need it's scanning abilities.", "So I pull out my HP 3210 printer.", "Go to HP and download the correct drivers..plug it in and hope to start some scanning with my 3-1..cough...no 2-1 HP.Guess what?", "Drivers lock up system.", "HP application locks up and repeatedly crashes.", "CNTL-ALT-DEL wont even work while this HP crap is on my computer.", "5 trys..5 reboots..I give up.", "I deleted the HP crap software and Windows XP system is running perfectly again.I hate this HP 3210 printer.", "I detest it.", "I hate the HP software.", "I want to take this piece of junk to the shooting range and go crazy like in the movie \"Office Space\"." ]
2	AMAZINGGG	I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE this!!! I have tried the clinical strength deodorants and just about anything to try and stop this excessive sweating. I just kept thinking, I'm a freaking girl, why am I sweating like a man?!?! And it was just embarrassing. I hated it. All year around I would wear a hoodie or a jacket, even in the hottest days of summer... It was terrible. I could never take it off because then you would see how sweaty I was. Then I found CertainDri. Seriously people, this changed my life! There is sweat no more! I can finally wear my favorite shirts without a hoodie or jacket over it! I LOVE IT!!! THANKS ALOT!!! =)	15	[ "I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE this!!!", "I have tried the clinical strength deodorants and just about anything to try and stop this excessive sweating.", "I just kept thinking, I'm a freaking girl, why am I sweating like a man?!?", "!", "And it was just embarrassing.", "I hated it.", "All year around I would wear a hoodie or a jacket, even in the hottest days of summer... It was terrible.", "I could never take it off because then you would see how sweaty I was.", "Then I found CertainDri.", "Seriously people, this changed my life!", "There is sweat no more!", "I can finally wear my favorite shirts without a hoodie or jacket over it!", "I LOVE IT!!!", "THANKS ALOT!!!", "=)" ]
2	The ultimate love	I acknowledge the objectiveness that people can have to say that this story is not a love story. It addresses so many things that are not love, but they are all contingent on it. "Waking the Dead" is one of the greatest love stories I have ever seen, and I have seen many. I have never seen two actors, Crudup and Connelly, so entirely enveloped in each other. They played off of each pther amazingly. With respect to the story, I feel that it speaks of the kind of love that many of us can only dream. That one love that loves us despite our conflicting ideals, ideas, and desires. The final scene of the movie is probably what haunted me the most. Crudup pleading for reasons. Reasons for why his love had to leave him, and leave him the way she did. It also inspired me. It showed me that with the kind of love that they shared, life can go on.	12	[ "I acknowledge the objectiveness that people can have to say that this story is not a love story.", "It addresses so many things that are not love, but they are all contingent on it.", "\"Waking the Dead\" is one of the greatest love stories I have ever seen, and I have seen many.", "I have never seen two actors, Crudup and Connelly, so entirely enveloped in each other.", "They played off of each pther amazingly.", "With respect to the story, I feel that it speaks of the kind of love that many of us can only dream.", "That one love that loves us despite our conflicting ideals, ideas, and desires.", "The final scene of the movie is probably what haunted me the most.", "Crudup pleading for reasons.", "Reasons for why his love had to leave him, and leave him the way she did.", "It also inspired me.", "It showed me that with the kind of love that they shared, life can go on." ]
2	Beautiful Voice!!	Vivian Green's voice is clear, beautiful and strong. The material is very real and romanticly poetic. For those who need a comparison, let's just say that it is very similiar to Chante Moore earlier days. She should be talked about more than some of the artist today. It's sad that this beautiful voice is not being heard right! Do yaw hear me!! She needs to be done right! So enough said, go and get her today, you won't be disappointed. To Vivian record label, please do better and promote her right! These artist put so much into there work! Peace to all.	11	[ "Vivian Green's voice is clear, beautiful and strong.", "The material is very real and romanticly poetic.", "For those who need a comparison, let's just say that it is very similiar to Chante Moore earlier days.", "She should be talked about more than some of the artist today.", "It's sad that this beautiful voice is not being heard right!", "Do yaw hear me!!", "She needs to be done right!", "So enough said, go and get her today, you won't be disappointed.", "To Vivian record label, please do better and promote her right!", "These artist put so much into there work!", "Peace to all." ]
1	Greatness through name recognition	I'm sorry, but this film did not live up to the hype. The special effects were plentiful in this movie, but I guess paying Tom Cruise ate into the budget a little bit because the CGI was sub-par.The name of the film is probably the most ludicrous part. There is no mention of a "Minority Report" until half-way through the film. By the time it is mentioned, it isn't twenty minutes until you find out that there is no "minority report". So the title has no bearing on the film to begin with.This is a movie which owes it's success and hype to 1 thing...names. Tom Cruise, I mean come on. Who doesn't want to see a Tom Cruse movie? Well, not me anymore. And then there is Steven Speilberg...the man behind that lovable E.T....can't seem to churn out anything lately that is worth a hoot. This is truely a film on par with A.I.......hey, "A.I", "E.T", perhaps this should be called "M.R." for the director's cut.Save your money. If you must see it, wait for HBO.	12	[ "I'm sorry, but this film did not live up to the hype.", "The special effects were plentiful in this movie, but I guess paying Tom Cruise ate into the budget a little bit because the CGI was sub-par.The name of the film is probably the most ludicrous part.", "There is no mention of a \"Minority Report\" until half-way through the film.", "By the time it is mentioned, it isn't twenty minutes until you find out that there is no \"minority report\".", "So the title has no bearing on the film to begin with.This is a movie which owes it's success and hype to 1 thing...names.", "Tom Cruise, I mean come on.", "Who doesn't want to see a Tom Cruse movie?", "Well, not me anymore.", "And then there is Steven Speilberg...the man behind that lovable E.T....can't seem to churn out anything lately that is worth a hoot.", "This is truely a film on par with A.I.......hey, \"A.I\", \"E.T\", perhaps this should be called \"M.R.\" for the director's cut.Save your money.", "If you must see it, wait for HBO." ]