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1	I Believe In Santa Clause	I love Christmas movies. That is why I purchased this one. I regret spending good money for it. First of all it was the worst visual movie I have ever seen. It looked like some high school kid filmed it. It was filmed in a different language and the english was dubbed in. A very bad job. It distracts from the movie when the words do not match the lips. The picture quality was fuzzie. The story was cute. The actors looked like they had never acted before.	11	[ "I love Christmas movies.", "That is why I purchased this one.", "I regret spending good money for it.", "First of all it was the worst visual movie I have ever seen.", "It looked like some high school kid filmed it.", "It was filmed in a different language and the english was dubbed in.", "A very bad job.", "It distracts from the movie when the words do not match the lips.", "The picture quality was fuzzie.", "The story was cute.", "The actors looked like they had never acted before." ]
1	Not Sharp, blades went dull quick.	Funny because I had a mach 3 for a long time, and I love it to death.I decided to go ahead and try the new razor. I bought this from Walmart. Very strange, indeed. This has never happened before. Is the Mach 3 supposed to be dull for a faster shape? maybe they used dull blades so people can shave fast without cuts? Or I just got a bad package.I decided to go ahead and do this review for amazon because I saw there were a lot of reports of dull blades upon purchase. I just want to let people know that I was one of them, but mine are definitely real. It seems possible that Gillette may be letting go of some of their quality.Sorry all but the blades suck. Just because you didn't think so, doesn't mean mine weren't dull. This is a crappy A razor. You can go you know what.	12	[ "Funny because I had a mach 3 for a long time, and I love it to death.I decided to go ahead and try the new razor.", "I bought this from Walmart.", "Very strange, indeed.", "This has never happened before.", "Is the Mach 3 supposed to be dull for a faster shape?", "maybe they used dull blades so people can shave fast without cuts?", "Or I just got a bad package.I decided to go ahead and do this review for amazon because I saw there were a lot of reports of dull blades upon purchase.", "I just want to let people know that I was one of them, but mine are definitely real.", "It seems possible that Gillette may be letting go of some of their quality.Sorry all but the blades suck.", "Just because you didn't think so, doesn't mean mine weren't dull.", "This is a crappy A razor.", "You can go you know what." ]
2	A LOOK BACK AT THE ROMANTICISM OF THE FIFTIES!!!!!!!!	The story is definitley indicative of the fifties. I thought the casting was perfect! Dorothy McGuire and Richard Egan were wonderful as reunited lovers, trying to guide their respective children into not making costly mistakes. Arthur Kennedy and Constance Ford are excellent as the unhappy spouses. The mores of that era are well portrayed throughout the film. The Hunters and the Jorgensens stay together for the sake of the children. Molly and Johnny, the teenagers, exhibit an air of innocence about their sexuality at the outset of their relationship. When all is revealed at the end, the sensible parent of each child is there to guide them with support and wisdom. Many say it is a soap opera, but it does deliver a message - parental support and how important it is!!!!!!! The music of Max Steiner is absolutely magnificent, and set against the Maine coastline, the combination of the two is unbeatable! A must see film!	11	[ "The story is definitley indicative of the fifties.", "I thought the casting was perfect!", "Dorothy McGuire and Richard Egan were wonderful as reunited lovers, trying to guide their respective children into not making costly mistakes.", "Arthur Kennedy and Constance Ford are excellent as the unhappy spouses.", "The mores of that era are well portrayed throughout the film.", "The Hunters and the Jorgensens stay together for the sake of the children.", "Molly and Johnny, the teenagers, exhibit an air of innocence about their sexuality at the outset of their relationship.", "When all is revealed at the end, the sensible parent of each child is there to guide them with support and wisdom.", "Many say it is a soap opera, but it does deliver a message - parental support and how important it is!!!", "!!!", "!", "The music of Max Steiner is absolutely magnificent, and set against the Maine coastline, the combination of the two is unbeatable!", "A must see film!" ]
2	GREAT	SPEEDY! GOOD SERVICES! Awesomeness. Goood. Yes. Now. Yeah. Love. Good. Nice. Nice. Cool. Oh my why do i need to write so many words ?	13	[ "SPEEDY!", "GOOD SERVICES!", "Awesomeness.", "Goood.", "Yes.", "Now.", "Yeah.", "Love.", "Good.", "Nice.", "Nice.", "Cool.", "Oh my why do i need to write so many words?" ]
1	Planned obsolescence?	We enjoyed our Model One for nearly two years, and then it died. Though we treated it well, after just 22 months the unit's signal would drop to inaudibility within minutes of turning it on. I wrote to Tivoli to see if they would fix or replace it. Didn't get a word in response. A radio is not a terribly complicated device. I've had radios 30 and 40 years old that still worked fine. Was the Tivoli designed to break down in so short a time? I couldn't say. Maybe mine was simply a lemon. Still, I would have expected that Tivoli would take pride enough in their reputation that they'd make things right. I won't make the mistake of buying another of their products.	11	[ "We enjoyed our Model One for nearly two years, and then it died.", "Though we treated it well, after just 22 months the unit's signal would drop to inaudibility within minutes of turning it on.", "I wrote to Tivoli to see if they would fix or replace it.", "Didn't get a word in response.", "A radio is not a terribly complicated device.", "I've had radios 30 and 40 years old that still worked fine.", "Was the Tivoli designed to break down in so short a time?", "I couldn't say.", "Maybe mine was simply a lemon.", "Still, I would have expected that Tivoli would take pride enough in their reputation that they'd make things right.", "I won't make the mistake of buying another of their products." ]
2	Freakin' Sweet in every sense of the words	I love Family Guy. Straight and to the point. This box set is so funny. And I was able to get in on the deal for half price so I wouldn't pass it up. The DVD case is perfect. Now I can sell all the other box sets I have for the other seasons and the movie. I am a card player so I think the cards and chips and pretty funny. The ping pong table net and balls I don't think I will use for ping pong. I think the net is staying in the box and I just found a few new balls for beer pong. =) Find the cheapest price on it and get it. under 65 bux will do.	11	[ "I love Family Guy.", "Straight and to the point.", "This box set is so funny.", "And I was able to get in on the deal for half price so I wouldn't pass it up.", "The DVD case is perfect.", "Now I can sell all the other box sets I have for the other seasons and the movie.", "I am a card player so I think the cards and chips and pretty funny.", "The ping pong table net and balls I don't think I will use for ping pong.", "I think the net is staying in the box and I just found a few new balls for beer pong.", "=) Find the cheapest price on it and get it.", "under 65 bux will do." ]
1	Pretty but too fragile	Buyer beware! Beautiful to look at but you can't actually USE it! Especially if you have kids. All are chipping. And Pfaltzgraff didn't stand behind this product for us. After a few months we called to complain and ask to exchange for another style, but we were basically told, "Sorry, no exchange. Everybody knows stoneware chips, you should have selected a different material". Um, what? That wasn't on your product description. This junk chips when you put it in the dishwasher and it bumps against another plate! So after barely a year, we will be throwing out a HUGE set that we purchased during a kitchen remodel. (Same review posted for 16-piece set.)	12	[ "Buyer beware!", "Beautiful to look at but you can't actually USE it!", "Especially if you have kids.", "All are chipping.", "And Pfaltzgraff didn't stand behind this product for us.", "After a few months we called to complain and ask to exchange for another style, but we were basically told, \"Sorry, no exchange.", "Everybody knows stoneware chips, you should have selected a different material\".", "Um, what?", "That wasn't on your product description.", "This junk chips when you put it in the dishwasher and it bumps against another plate!", "So after barely a year, we will be throwing out a HUGE set that we purchased during a kitchen remodel.", "(Same review posted for 16-piece set.)" ]
2	The best is last	Spirits of the dead is a mixed bag of cinematic delight. Of the 3 episodes, only the last one "Toby Dammit" sustains interest. Fellini is at his best in this segment & Terence Stamp puts in a self destructive performance that has to be seen to be believed! His character, a self destructing actor who has reached the end of all worldly hope & desire wants only to leap into the chasm of death & destruction & he does so in spectactular fashion. This segment alone is worth the price of admission & Fellini caries the weight of the entire film on his capable talents. Images to delight & dialogue to astound, Terence Stamp should have won some kind of award for this brilliant performance as he portrays a burnt out actor with a death wish. You can't help but sympathize with him as he jolts his way from one bizarre interlude to another. You know you're at deaths door when you can turn down that blonde in the awards segment! Yikes!!! Never bet the devil your head!! See it!	11	[ "Spirits of the dead is a mixed bag of cinematic delight.", "Of the 3 episodes, only the last one \"Toby Dammit\" sustains interest.", "Fellini is at his best in this segment & Terence Stamp puts in a self destructive performance that has to be seen to be believed!", "His character, a self destructing actor who has reached the end of all worldly hope & desire wants only to leap into the chasm of death & destruction & he does so in spectactular fashion.", "This segment alone is worth the price of admission & Fellini caries the weight of the entire film on his capable talents.", "Images to delight & dialogue to astound, Terence Stamp should have won some kind of award for this brilliant performance as he portrays a burnt out actor with a death wish.", "You can't help but sympathize with him as he jolts his way from one bizarre interlude to another.", "You know you're at deaths door when you can turn down that blonde in the awards segment!", "Yikes!!!", "Never bet the devil your head!!", "See it!" ]
1	Couple hits, a lot of misses	Yea, this movie isn't great. It could have been funny, but it's just kind of lacking. The parts of the movies they decide to make fun of, just seem kind of uninspired. For example, they make fun of the Harry Potter gang's age. Huh? He's maybe 2 years older he's supposed to be... why not the fact that an elderly man looks over a house full of young children? Or the length of his wand? Or soooomething. But sticking a bunch of old actors in the spots...puhlease.Captain Jack isn't bad. Well, it's at least a fairly good copy of the real character, but they didn't really do anything from the movie. He could have had some funny parts...	11	[ "Yea, this movie isn't great.", "It could have been funny, but it's just kind of lacking.", "The parts of the movies they decide to make fun of, just seem kind of uninspired.", "For example, they make fun of the Harry Potter gang's age.", "Huh?", "He's maybe 2 years older he's supposed to be... why not the fact that an elderly man looks over a house full of young children?", "Or the length of his wand?", "Or soooomething.", "But sticking a bunch of old actors in the spots...puhlease.Captain Jack isn't bad.", "Well, it's at least a fairly good copy of the real character, but they didn't really do anything from the movie.", "He could have had some funny parts..." ]
2	17 reasons why 17 is the best!!	17 reasons why 17 is the best:1. Fashion trendy clothes and cute styles!!2. Beauty tips including makeup, hair and nails.3. quizes4. College life advice.5. HOTT GUYS.6. Horoscopes7. Yummy Recipes!!8. most embarrassing moments9. win free stuff10. Tips for redecorating your room.11. Workouts to stay in shape.12. seventeen.com13. There14. are15. so16. many17. more to list but if I list them all you'll have nothing to read about once you subscribe!!	19	[ "17 reasons why 17 is the best:1.", "Fashion trendy clothes and cute styles!!", "2.", "Beauty tips including makeup, hair and nails.3. quizes4.", "College life advice.5. HOTT GUYS.6. Horoscopes7.", "Yummy Recipes!!", "8.", "most embarrassing moments9.", "win free stuff10.", "Tips for redecorating your room.11.", "Workouts to stay in shape.12.", "seventeen.com13.", "There14.", "are15.", "so16.", "many17.", "more to list but if I list them all you'll have nothing to read about once you subscribe!!" ]
2	Very simple to setup and use DSL/Cable Routers/HUB/Switch	When LinkSys decided to create a cheap, easy to use box for broadband users, they did not slack off in any way. You can configure everything via a browser so OS doesn't create any problems. I use Linux personally. My setup was as follows. Hook all my systems to LinkSys box. Plug WAN port into Cable Modem. Bingo, I was done. The LinkSys automatically got an IP address and started passing traffic through. All broadband users should get one of theses. It is the cost of a good hub and saves you the annoyance of setting up NAT or IP Masqurading yourself. Good buy!	11	[ "When LinkSys decided to create a cheap, easy to use box for broadband users, they did not slack off in any way.", "You can configure everything via a browser so OS doesn't create any problems.", "I use Linux personally.", "My setup was as follows.", "Hook all my systems to LinkSys box.", "Plug WAN port into Cable Modem.", "Bingo, I was done.", "The LinkSys automatically got an IP address and started passing traffic through.", "All broadband users should get one of theses.", "It is the cost of a good hub and saves you the annoyance of setting up NAT or IP Masqurading yourself.", "Good buy!" ]
1	8 episodes of extreme boredom	Having seen the first eight episodes of season 4 i have to say that sadly, this show has completely lost all momentum and suspense. It has become SO SLOW! I'm not going to go into great dephts about all the flaws here, of which there are countless. For hardcore fans who still think this show works, i suggest you rewatch seasons 1 & 2, then watch season 4. It's just not the same show. Of course, for a show to maintain its vitality, making sure it keeps evolving is key. It has evolved alright; into some sort of soap-action hybrid. It has become dull. Another thing that has completely disappeared from the show, is the wonderful dark humor, evident in seasons 1 & 2. It's just not there. The downfall began with season 3. After eight episodes of season 4, i'm afraid this one is just not gonna land. This should be the last season for a show that started out great, but sadly lost everything it had going for it.	13	[ "Having seen the first eight episodes of season 4 i have to say that sadly, this show has completely lost all momentum and suspense.", "It has become SO SLOW!", "I'm not going to go into great dephts about all the flaws here, of which there are countless.", "For hardcore fans who still think this show works, i suggest you rewatch seasons 1 & 2, then watch season 4.", "It's just not the same show.", "Of course, for a show to maintain its vitality, making sure it keeps evolving is key.", "It has evolved alright; into some sort of soap-action hybrid.", "It has become dull.", "Another thing that has completely disappeared from the show, is the wonderful dark humor, evident in seasons 1 & 2.", "It's just not there.", "The downfall began with season 3.", "After eight episodes of season 4, i'm afraid this one is just not gonna land.", "This should be the last season for a show that started out great, but sadly lost everything it had going for it." ]
1	NEW LINE'S GREED STRIKES AGAIN	WHY on Earth would New Line only release the Theatrical editions? WHY on Earth would they not at least take advantage of the immense storage capacity of the Blu-Ray disc format and actually put BOTH editions in the SAME collection? (This is already done all the time, for example, with rated-vs-unrated or 2D-vs-3D editions of movies.) WHY indeed, besides greed? I rarely even watch the theatrical; I own the DVDs but for me it was more entertaining analyzing all the differences. But that was years ago. When I'm in the mood to watch them, do I watch the 'abbreviated' version? No! I watch the full-length extended version, as it (truly) was intended. I wouldn't be surprised if they left all the great appendices out of this edition, either. This is a flat-out ripoff. There was no need to release the films this way. I agree with the reviews before me ... don't waste your time.[...]	13	[ "WHY on Earth would New Line only release the Theatrical editions?", "WHY on Earth would they not at least take advantage of the immense storage capacity of the Blu-Ray disc format and actually put BOTH editions in the SAME collection?", "(This is already done all the time, for example, with rated-vs-unrated or 2D-vs-3D editions of movies.) WHY indeed, besides greed?", "I rarely even watch the theatrical; I own the DVDs but for me it was more entertaining analyzing all the differences.", "But that was years ago.", "When I'm in the mood to watch them, do I watch the 'abbreviated' version?", "No!", "I watch the full-length extended version, as it (truly) was intended.", "I wouldn't be surprised if they left all the great appendices out of this edition, either.", "This is a flat-out ripoff.", "There was no need to release the films this way.", "I agree with the reviews before me ... don't waste your time.[...]" ]
1	great disappointment.	Sometimes the artwork of a cd foreshadows a fantastic musical journey awaiting the listener. Unfortunately, Les Ondes Silencieuses is not the case. The artwork by iker spozio is sublime to say the least, one of the best cd covers I've seen in a while. It suggests a dreamy landscape full of nocturnal visions. The music, however, is a disastrous mess. Minimalism is beautiful when the it is inspired. Experimental music is fascinating when it is inspired. But Colleen was far from inspired here. She grabbed instruments she did not play well and tried to create a collection of pieces that suffer from a lack of musical skills. The cello and harpsichord tracks especially are painful to listen to. The album is at its best when she plays the guitar and the clarinet. But nevertheless, it is a big let down. I might be totally wrong. Give it a try and see if you like it. I recommend her two previous albums: Everyone Alive Wants Answers, and The Golden Morning Breaks.	15	[ "Sometimes the artwork of a cd foreshadows a fantastic musical journey awaiting the listener.", "Unfortunately, Les Ondes Silencieuses is not the case.", "The artwork by iker spozio is sublime to say the least, one of the best cd covers I've seen in a while.", "It suggests a dreamy landscape full of nocturnal visions.", "The music, however, is a disastrous mess.", "Minimalism is beautiful when the it is inspired.", "Experimental music is fascinating when it is inspired.", "But Colleen was far from inspired here.", "She grabbed instruments she did not play well and tried to create a collection of pieces that suffer from a lack of musical skills.", "The cello and harpsichord tracks especially are painful to listen to.", "The album is at its best when she plays the guitar and the clarinet.", "But nevertheless, it is a big let down.", "I might be totally wrong.", "Give it a try and see if you like it.", "I recommend her two previous albums: Everyone Alive Wants Answers, and The Golden Morning Breaks." ]
1	Worst Monster movie ever made	Lake Placid 2 really disappointed me. I myself haven't seen the the first one. I've heard its really great so hopefully it is. The graphics in Lake Placid are just horrific!!! I mean not bad, not fair, they are HORRIFIC!!!! The crocodile doesn't even look close like a realistic crocodile!!! Not only are the graphics really bad, the acting is too! Man there are so many things wrong with this movie it would take me years to write all of it. If I could give this 0 stars I would!!!! Bottom line: DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. SAVE YOURSELF.	11	[ "Lake Placid 2 really disappointed me.", "I myself haven't seen the the first one.", "I've heard its really great so hopefully it is.", "The graphics in Lake Placid are just horrific!!!", "I mean not bad, not fair, they are HORRIFIC!!!", "!", "The crocodile doesn't even look close like a realistic crocodile!!!", "Not only are the graphics really bad, the acting is too!", "Man there are so many things wrong with this movie it would take me years to write all of it.", "If I could give this 0 stars I would!!!", "!", "Bottom line: DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE.", "SAVE YOURSELF." ]
1	A disappointment	What a huge disappointment! I never expected this writer - who is normally quite good - to produce such a silly and boring piece of work. The entire story is so repetitive, it often felt like she was copypasting whole paragraphs. The characters are unrealistic in the extreme. Knowing Picoult's work, I expected some sort of a twist, a stunning revelation at the end. But this time there was nothing like that. After finishing this endlessly boring novel, all you can feel is a sense of bewilderment is why any one would want to keep spinning this type of drivel for hundreds of pages. Thematically, the main point of the novel is that parents don't always know what their teenage children actually feel. Why Picoult would think that this triviality is worth spend even more time on is incomprehensible. All in all, this is the worst by this author I have read so far. Actually, it might be the worst I have read in the past few years by any author.http://clarissasbox.blogspot.com/	11	[ "What a huge disappointment!", "I never expected this writer - who is normally quite good - to produce such a silly and boring piece of work.", "The entire story is so repetitive, it often felt like she was copypasting whole paragraphs.", "The characters are unrealistic in the extreme.", "Knowing Picoult's work, I expected some sort of a twist, a stunning revelation at the end.", "But this time there was nothing like that.", "After finishing this endlessly boring novel, all you can feel is a sense of bewilderment is why any one would want to keep spinning this type of drivel for hundreds of pages.", "Thematically, the main point of the novel is that parents don't always know what their teenage children actually feel.", "Why Picoult would think that this triviality is worth spend even more time on is incomprehensible.", "All in all, this is the worst by this author I have read so far.", "Actually, it might be the worst I have read in the past few years by any author.http://clarissasbox.blogspot.com/" ]
1	Ask enough people and you'll get the answer you seek.	High school failed me. It is in fact a cult, it has a charismatic leader. The reason I failed was due to the teachers and books. The only way I can learn is if it's taught the way I want it. What will really be sad to see is where the people who go with Ken's solution are in a few weeks, months, years if they are, in fact, alcoholics. Who wrote this Ken or Jack Trimpey? I hated God, hated AA, tried therapy, anti-depressants, rational recovery, groups, you name it. When all was said and done I checked into a psych hospital, suicidal. Did I ever actually do exactly what the big book said? No. Did I ever have an open mind or follow directions? No. I finally did what it said, got through my own BS and rationalizations and then recovered. Try doing exactly what the big book says, if it doesn't work then go to something else.	14	[ "High school failed me.", "It is in fact a cult, it has a charismatic leader.", "The reason I failed was due to the teachers and books.", "The only way I can learn is if it's taught the way I want it.", "What will really be sad to see is where the people who go with Ken's solution are in a few weeks, months, years if they are, in fact, alcoholics.", "Who wrote this Ken or Jack Trimpey?", "I hated God, hated AA, tried therapy, anti-depressants, rational recovery, groups, you name it.", "When all was said and done I checked into a psych hospital, suicidal.", "Did I ever actually do exactly what the big book said?", "No.", "Did I ever have an open mind or follow directions?", "No.", "I finally did what it said, got through my own BS and rationalizations and then recovered.", "Try doing exactly what the big book says, if it doesn't work then go to something else." ]
1	Dont buy it!! It doesnt last more than a few washings	I bought my first Scooba from Linens and Things. I was impressed with it the first time I used it. Then a couple of weeks later, I tried it again, and it wouldnt work. I called IRobot customer support and she couldnt resolve the problem. Luckily, I was able to go to Linens and Things and get another one. I hoped I just got a lemon. The next one worked great for the first time too. A couple of weeks later I tried again and it wouldnt work. I charged the battery for over 24 hours (it should only take 16 hours max, per the manual). But when I pressed Power, it wouldnt turn on. Customer Service could not resolve my problem and told me to ship it back. Of course, I get stuck with the shipping costs. 2 units, and neither worked after the first week. Coincidence? I dont think so. DONT BUY IT. Its not reliable!!	18	[ "I bought my first Scooba from Linens and Things.", "I was impressed with it the first time I used it.", "Then a couple of weeks later, I tried it again, and it wouldnt work.", "I called IRobot customer support and she couldnt resolve the problem.", "Luckily, I was able to go to Linens and Things and get another one.", "I hoped I just got a lemon.", "The next one worked great for the first time too.", "A couple of weeks later I tried again and it wouldnt work.", "I charged the battery for over 24 hours (it should only take 16 hours max, per the manual).", "But when I pressed Power, it wouldnt turn on.", "Customer Service could not resolve my problem and told me to ship it back.", "Of course, I get stuck with the shipping costs.", "2 units, and neither worked after the first week.", "Coincidence?", "I dont think so.", "DONT BUY IT.", "Its not reliable!!" ]
1	. Soft Handoff and Power Control in IS-95 CDMA.	Introduction. Types of Handoff. Pilot Sets. Search Windows. Handoff Parameters. Handoff Messages. Handoff Procedures. Setup and End of Soft Handoff. Maintenance of Pilot Sets. The Need for Power Control. Reverse Link Power Control. Forward Link Power Control.	12	[ "Introduction.", "Types of Handoff.", "Pilot Sets.", "Search Windows.", "Handoff Parameters.", "Handoff Messages.", "Handoff Procedures.", "Setup and End of Soft Handoff.", "Maintenance of Pilot Sets.", "The Need for Power Control.", "Reverse Link Power Control.", "Forward Link Power Control." ]
2	****	ONE GREAT THING ABOUT THE NIGHTMARE SERIES IS THAT ROBERT ENGLUND STUCK WITH IT, AND WE DIDN'T HAVE A # OF DIFFERENT ACTORS PLAYING FREDDIE. EVERYONE KNOWS THE FIRST ONE IS THE BEST. OR ATLEAST I THINK THEY DO. HERE'S THE NIGHTMARE FILMS IN THE ORDER THAT I LIKED THEM... #1. A NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST.*** #2. A NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST. 4 #3. A NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST. 3 #4. FREDDY'S DEAD THE FINAL NIGHTMARE * #5. A NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST. 5* #6. NEW NIGHTMARE * #7. A NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST. 2 ** BOTTOMLINE: A HORROR FAN WOULDN'T BE WITHOUT "THE NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST. COLLECTION"	11	[ "ONE GREAT THING ABOUT THE NIGHTMARE SERIES IS THAT ROBERT ENGLUND STUCK WITH IT, AND WE DIDN'T HAVE A # OF DIFFERENT ACTORS PLAYING FREDDIE.", "EVERYONE KNOWS THE FIRST ONE IS THE BEST.", "OR ATLEAST I THINK THEY DO.", "HERE'S THE NIGHTMARE FILMS IN THE ORDER THAT I LIKED THEM... #1.", "A NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST.*** #2.", "A NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST.", "4 #3.", "A NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST.", "3 #4.", "FREDDY'S DEAD THE FINAL NIGHTMARE * #5.", "A NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST.", "5* #6.", "NEW NIGHTMARE * #7.", "A NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST.", "2 ** BOTTOMLINE: A HORROR FAN WOULDN'T BE WITHOUT \"THE NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST.", "COLLECTION\"" ]
1	Roky Trust Snookers the Fans with This One	This album is a travesty. It finally puts to rest any doubt that Roky's former Manager has anything of value left. The sound is terrible. The recording processing/mastering is horrible. It's like they recorded this using a Realistic mono condensor mic onto K-Mart, normal bias, cassette tapes and then crapped on these tapes and let that sit in a basement for thirty years. Then they just ripped it to CD the cheapest and fastest way. Then they had the balls to talk about how "great" this utter piece of sheeeeeit was. This was the old Roky Trust under his brother's helm. Put Roky's little brother, Billy Alienate and Roky's former Manager in a room together and this is what they come up with. They are tools and this proves it. Stay away! Are you a Roky fan? STAY AWAY! BACK AWAY SLOWLY!	14	[ "This album is a travesty.", "It finally puts to rest any doubt that Roky's former Manager has anything of value left.", "The sound is terrible.", "The recording processing/mastering is horrible.", "It's like they recorded this using a Realistic mono condensor mic onto K-Mart, normal bias, cassette tapes and then crapped on these tapes and let that sit in a basement for thirty years.", "Then they just ripped it to CD the cheapest and fastest way.", "Then they had the balls to talk about how \"great\" this utter piece of sheeeeeit was.", "This was the old Roky Trust under his brother's helm.", "Put Roky's little brother, Billy Alienate and Roky's former Manager in a room together and this is what they come up with.", "They are tools and this proves it.", "Stay away!", "Are you a Roky fan?", "STAY AWAY!", "BACK AWAY SLOWLY!" ]
1	Great idea - but	I bought this based on the high reviews - and the concept. It seems like this is what I needed. It was easy to put together. My kitties took a few days to get used to it - but did use it afer awhile so that was not the issue. It worked well the first few days - but basically stopped working after about a week. The poop and pee-balls didn't go into the tray and stayed in the main litter compartment. The little drawer-tray filled with clean litter intead. So I ended up removing the pieces and using it as a regular litter box. So . . . don't waste your money!	12	[ "I bought this based on the high reviews - and the concept.", "It seems like this is what I needed.", "It was easy to put together.", "My kitties took a few days to get used to it - but did use it afer awhile so that was not the issue.", "It worked well the first few days - but basically stopped working after about a week.", "The poop and pee-balls didn't go into the tray and stayed in the main litter compartment.", "The little drawer-tray filled with clean litter intead.", "So I ended up removing the pieces and using it as a regular litter box.", "So.", ".", ".", "don't waste your money!" ]
1	VERY UPSET!!!! selled dont have false advertisement. taking innocent people money	THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR MY HUSBAND. ORDERED IN NOVEMBER. THIS ITEM WAS DEDUCTED FROM MY ACCOUNT. I STILL HAVENT TO THIS DAY RECEIVED MY CAR MATS. I CALLED THE NUMBER LISTED AND STILL HAVENT GOTTEN ANY GOOD RESULTS. I WOULD RECOMMEND NOT ADVERTISING THIS COMPANY AGAIN. TOTAL RIP OFF. WHY WOULD YOU TAKE MY MONEY IF YOU HAVENT DELIVERED THE MERCHANDISE.YOU KNEW WHEN YOU TOOK MY MONEY; YOU COULDNT DELIVER THE GOODS;BUT YOU TOOK MY MONEY ANYWAY. BUT I WILL NOT LET THIS GO UNNOTICED. I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU AND THATS A PROMISE. I HAVENT HESITATED BEOFRE AND I WONT HESITATE ON THIS ONE.YOU OUTTA TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!! BUT I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT BECAUSE I KNOW NOTHING GOOD WILL COME TO RIPOFFS LIKE YOU. GOD BLESS!!! AND AMAZON PLEASE DELETE THIS COMPANY FROM YOUR SYSTEM BEFORE YOU END UP WITH A BAD REPUTATION	14	[ "THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR MY HUSBAND.", "ORDERED IN NOVEMBER.", "THIS ITEM WAS DEDUCTED FROM MY ACCOUNT.", "I STILL HAVENT TO THIS DAY RECEIVED MY CAR MATS.", "I CALLED THE NUMBER LISTED AND STILL HAVENT GOTTEN ANY GOOD RESULTS.", "I WOULD RECOMMEND NOT ADVERTISING THIS COMPANY AGAIN.", "TOTAL RIP OFF.", "WHY WOULD YOU TAKE MY MONEY IF YOU HAVENT DELIVERED THE MERCHANDISE.YOU KNEW WHEN YOU TOOK MY MONEY; YOU COULDNT DELIVER THE GOODS;BUT YOU TOOK MY MONEY ANYWAY.", "BUT I WILL NOT LET THIS GO UNNOTICED.", "I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU AND THATS A PROMISE.", "I HAVENT HESITATED BEOFRE AND I WONT HESITATE ON THIS ONE.YOU OUTTA TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!", "BUT I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT BECAUSE I KNOW NOTHING GOOD WILL COME TO RIPOFFS LIKE YOU.", "GOD BLESS!!!", "AND AMAZON PLEASE DELETE THIS COMPANY FROM YOUR SYSTEM BEFORE YOU END UP WITH A BAD REPUTATION" ]
2	Many cats and litter works	I bought the Tidy Cats Small Space just to try it. The first thing I noticed was the orange smell, to me it was not overwhelming. I have 6 cats and have used every kind of litter made. I do a litter change every 7-10 days and the litter will keep the urine and feces smell in check even at the end of the change cycle. I have one cat who has really smelly "poops" and this is the only litter that works for her. My friend who takes care of my cats when I am out of town, even asked what kind of litter I had switched to as she really noticed a difference when she cleaned the boxes. She has now switched and is also pleased. I have used this litter for over a year now. My only wish is that is that it clumped as tight as "Scoop Away" it is not as good as that brand in the clumping respect, but I have to say it does clump better than many other brands. I can not tell any difference in the tracking amount from any other litter I have used. For me they all track the same!	11	[ "I bought the Tidy Cats Small Space just to try it.", "The first thing I noticed was the orange smell, to me it was not overwhelming.", "I have 6 cats and have used every kind of litter made.", "I do a litter change every 7-10 days and the litter will keep the urine and feces smell in check even at the end of the change cycle.", "I have one cat who has really smelly \"poops\" and this is the only litter that works for her.", "My friend who takes care of my cats when I am out of town, even asked what kind of litter I had switched to as she really noticed a difference when she cleaned the boxes.", "She has now switched and is also pleased.", "I have used this litter for over a year now.", "My only wish is that is that it clumped as tight as \"Scoop Away\" it is not as good as that brand in the clumping respect, but I have to say it does clump better than many other brands.", "I can not tell any difference in the tracking amount from any other litter I have used.", "For me they all track the same!" ]
1	A Pitiful Scam	It seems quite unbelievable with the good, credible information offered by science that people are still taken by those such as Edward, who make a living by preying on the grieving and the gullible. I do not blame his followers, as the vulnerability of the bereaved is apparent. But to claim to channel even pets! Please! Such obvious pandering is a scam, pure and simple. Edward does tricks that are easy to understand, and even perform. Look, for example, at the work of James Randi. Edward will claim that he is only offering comfort through the use of his "gift." In reality, he is practicing the worst sort of opportunism to coldly separate the grieving and the gullible from their money. If this is a "gift," why does he charge for it? And how have Americans gotten so far from critical thinking that they cannot see through the most transparent huckster?	11	[ "It seems quite unbelievable with the good, credible information offered by science that people are still taken by those such as Edward, who make a living by preying on the grieving and the gullible.", "I do not blame his followers, as the vulnerability of the bereaved is apparent.", "But to claim to channel even pets!", "Please!", "Such obvious pandering is a scam, pure and simple.", "Edward does tricks that are easy to understand, and even perform.", "Look, for example, at the work of James Randi.", "Edward will claim that he is only offering comfort through the use of his \"gift.\" In reality, he is practicing the worst sort of opportunism to coldly separate the grieving and the gullible from their money.", "If this is a \"gift,\" why does he charge for it?", "And how have Americans gotten so far from critical thinking that they cannot see through the most transparent huckster?" ]
2	Their Labors	While this album is listed as a Nick Gravenites album, Michael Bloomfield plays such an integral part, one is tempted to call it "Our Labors." Nick Gravenites is an underrated songwriter/singer and deserves accolades for his work on this and many other albums but the star that really shines,no,blazes, is Michael Bloomfield. His playing on the live cuts is some of the best blues guitar I've ever heard. That's no hyperbole,either. Mike Bloomfield had brains in his fingers and this CD proves it. This is Blues improvisation at its finest. Sadly, this CD has never been available domestically. There was a British import released in the Nineties and this version from Japan. The Japanese version has two bonus cuts; it is worth seeking out. By the way, "My Labors" was recorded in 1969. While some of the studio cuts sound a little dated, the live stuff sounds like it could have been recorded yesterday. Timeless.	12	[ "While this album is listed as a Nick Gravenites album, Michael Bloomfield plays such an integral part, one is tempted to call it \"Our Labors.\" Nick Gravenites is an underrated songwriter/singer and deserves accolades for his work on this and many other albums but the star that really shines,no,blazes, is Michael Bloomfield.", "His playing on the live cuts is some of the best blues guitar I've ever heard.", "That's no hyperbole,either.", "Mike Bloomfield had brains in his fingers and this CD proves it.", "This is Blues improvisation at its finest.", "Sadly, this CD has never been available domestically.", "There was a British import released in the Nineties and this version from Japan.", "The Japanese version has two bonus cuts; it is worth seeking out.", "By the way, \"My Labors\" was recorded in 1969.", "While some of the studio cuts sound a little dated, the live stuff sounds like it could have been recorded yesterday.", "Timeless." ]
1	Big promises, few rewards.	This toy is great- when it works!!! My daughter received this reader and seven books for Christmas. Only two of her seven books worked!!! Because they were purchased in another state and not available in my area simply returning them to the store is not possible. I called Publications Int. hoping they could help me exchange the books and got a blunt NO! Their warranty does not cover the books or cartridges in any way. I'm now stuck with about $50 worth of books that don't work in the reader. What a rip off!!! Don't buy this product. The odds are not in your favor!	11	[ "This toy is great- when it works!!!", "My daughter received this reader and seven books for Christmas.", "Only two of her seven books worked!!!", "Because they were purchased in another state and not available in my area simply returning them to the store is not possible.", "I called Publications Int.", "hoping they could help me exchange the books and got a blunt NO!", "Their warranty does not cover the books or cartridges in any way.", "I'm now stuck with about $50 worth of books that don't work in the reader.", "What a rip off!!!", "Don't buy this product.", "The odds are not in your favor!" ]
1	Politically Correct feminist movie	Political Correctness strikes yet another symbol of virtue and strength. Pretty boys. Almost as pretty girls. Historical farce very loosley based on the delaying action fought at Thermopylae. The almost 70 year old Leonides is portrayed by a 30 something bodybuilder. He gets his wifes permissoin to make her decisions. This is a Hollywierd romance. Nothing more.There is some good gore in the fight choreography. Sadly, even these are poorly done. Great graphics as is expected of american films today. By the way, were rhinoceri and elephants and giants used by the Iranians(Persians) at Thermopylae? And are Iranians Negroes? I ask because they are in this film.If you're looking for a more accurate and yet entertaining account of Thermopylae and the Spartans read "Gates of Fire" by Steven Pressfield.Avoid this movie or save your money for renting it.	13	[ "Political Correctness strikes yet another symbol of virtue and strength.", "Pretty boys.", "Almost as pretty girls.", "Historical farce very loosley based on the delaying action fought at Thermopylae.", "The almost 70 year old Leonides is portrayed by a 30 something bodybuilder.", "He gets his wifes permissoin to make her decisions.", "This is a Hollywierd romance.", "Nothing more.There is some good gore in the fight choreography.", "Sadly, even these are poorly done.", "Great graphics as is expected of american films today.", "By the way, were rhinoceri and elephants and giants used by the Iranians(Persians) at Thermopylae?", "And are Iranians Negroes?", "I ask because they are in this film.If you're looking for a more accurate and yet entertaining account of Thermopylae and the Spartans read \"Gates of Fire\" by Steven Pressfield.Avoid this movie or save your money for renting it." ]
2	Awesome bible	This is an awesome bible. I cannot stop reading it. I have always had a hard time reading various bible, such as NKJV, KJV, NIV, etc. But this bible provides a lot of additional insightful information and further reading that goes beyong the bible verse. Sometimes reading the bible verse doesn't make sense and can be discouraging for the reader. This bible provides answers and thought provoking caveats. I highly recommend the Life Application Bible New Living Translation. I bought the leather addition. I wish I had bought this bible years ago as it really is the only bible I need because it has answers to all of my questions. Even helps with overcome procrastination, laziness etc. It's a wonderful bible.	11	[ "This is an awesome bible.", "I cannot stop reading it.", "I have always had a hard time reading various bible, such as NKJV, KJV, NIV, etc.", "But this bible provides a lot of additional insightful information and further reading that goes beyong the bible verse.", "Sometimes reading the bible verse doesn't make sense and can be discouraging for the reader.", "This bible provides answers and thought provoking caveats.", "I highly recommend the Life Application Bible New Living Translation.", "I bought the leather addition.", "I wish I had bought this bible years ago as it really is the only bible I need because it has answers to all of my questions.", "Even helps with overcome procrastination, laziness etc.", "It's a wonderful bible." ]
1	Ignores several problems...	The ideas in this book are interesting, but the actuality is highly flawed. The idea that you can write a 1 month call for 10% of the value of the stock is erroneous. Then, since he advises investing with borrowed money, he claims this is a return of 20% per month. He extends this to 40% just because nobody minds optimism. Writing covered calls is fine, but you do have to realize that this will limit your upside, but not your downside. He neglects to mention this!Mr. Cook uses margin buying for every example, yet never gives a single calculation for what happens when a stock goes down, for example showing how you can lose 100% of your investment by a price drop of 50%. Really, the only three ideas in here are 1. Covered call writing (with exaggerated numbers) 2. Buying rolling stocks (which are not supported by his own graphs) and 3. Buying on the stock split (which is not such a guarantee of success as he claims).Overall, the returns of these strategies are not credible.	11	[ "The ideas in this book are interesting, but the actuality is highly flawed.", "The idea that you can write a 1 month call for 10% of the value of the stock is erroneous.", "Then, since he advises investing with borrowed money, he claims this is a return of 20% per month.", "He extends this to 40% just because nobody minds optimism.", "Writing covered calls is fine, but you do have to realize that this will limit your upside, but not your downside.", "He neglects to mention this!", "Mr.", "Cook uses margin buying for every example, yet never gives a single calculation for what happens when a stock goes down, for example showing how you can lose 100% of your investment by a price drop of 50%.", "Really, the only three ideas in here are 1.", "Covered call writing (with exaggerated numbers) 2.", "Buying rolling stocks (which are not supported by his own graphs) and 3.", "Buying on the stock split (which is not such a guarantee of success as he claims).Overall, the returns of these strategies are not credible." ]
2	A laided back Robin Zander	I'll I have to tell ya, When I first played this cd, I wanted to toss it out the window. I thought that Robin was going to go alittle heaver and go balls to the wall. Well, I was wrong. So, I let this cd sit for about a year or two before I gave it another try. Well, second time was a charm. I really liked it. The first two songs are great songs. (#1 reactionary girl) and (#2 i've always got you). Then skip to the best song on the cd( #5 time will let you know). A slow song but, a song that should of gotten some air play.(#7 tell it to the world) and the song with the Great Stevie Nicks (#10 secret) are also good.The rest of the cd, you'll have to listen to them and, you'll can rate them when you buy it. If you like Cheap Trick, it's a must have. Peace.	13	[ "I'll I have to tell ya, When I first played this cd, I wanted to toss it out the window.", "I thought that Robin was going to go alittle heaver and go balls to the wall.", "Well, I was wrong.", "So, I let this cd sit for about a year or two before I gave it another try.", "Well, second time was a charm.", "I really liked it.", "The first two songs are great songs.", "(#1 reactionary girl) and (#2 i've always got you).", "Then skip to the best song on the cd( #5 time will let you know).", "A slow song but, a song that should of gotten some air play.(#7 tell it to the world) and the song with the Great Stevie Nicks (#10 secret) are also good.The rest of the cd, you'll have to listen to them and, you'll can rate them when you buy it.", "If you like Cheap Trick, it's a must have.", "Peace." ]
2	TAKE A DEEP BREATH!	This was wonderful fantasy. Kate was adorable. So moral, so humble and Mitchell was .... the opposite!! Enjoyed seeing how these two first met and then grew in many ways. Mitchell's background was so sad but Kate seemed to innocently plow right thru to his heart even tho he gave it a good fight all the way.This was much better than the last JMcN book I read. Matt and Meridith from Paradise are involved in this story too. It's nice to see their return. I loved Perfect and Paradise and this was in the same genre.A very fast read. A so so mystery. As ususal, the obvious was a red herring. A very nice afternoon read by the pool!! Florida's weather has finally become balmy!	12	[ "This was wonderful fantasy.", "Kate was adorable.", "So moral, so humble and Mitchell was .... the opposite!!", "Enjoyed seeing how these two first met and then grew in many ways.", "Mitchell's background was so sad but Kate seemed to innocently plow right thru to his heart even tho he gave it a good fight all the way.This was much better than the last JMcN book I read.", "Matt and Meridith from Paradise are involved in this story too.", "It's nice to see their return.", "I loved Perfect and Paradise and this was in the same genre.A very fast read.", "A so so mystery.", "As ususal, the obvious was a red herring.", "A very nice afternoon read by the pool!!", "Florida's weather has finally become balmy!" ]
1	Yuck	This bottle smells so good, I thought these would taste even better than the Nature Made orange flavored C tablets we usually take. Boy was I wrong. Colored with red cabbage????? Did they think the flavor wouldn't get in there too? Who needs color in their vitamins, artificial or natural? I wish I had read reviews before purchasing.I understand why some people awarded stars for "quality". But I don't see what's so hard about making pure, natural vitamin C tablets, so I'm being a toughie and 1 star it is. I'm so cheap I'll probably end up using them. Doubt my husband will touch them.Edit: I just finished reading the rest of the ingredients. They also contain rose hips, which many people (and my pet chinchillas) like, but which I detest. Live and learn.	11	[ "This bottle smells so good, I thought these would taste even better than the Nature Made orange flavored C tablets we usually take.", "Boy was I wrong.", "Colored with red cabbage???", "??", "Did they think the flavor wouldn't get in there too?", "Who needs color in their vitamins, artificial or natural?", "I wish I had read reviews before purchasing.I understand why some people awarded stars for \"quality\".", "But I don't see what's so hard about making pure, natural vitamin C tablets, so I'm being a toughie and 1 star it is.", "I'm so cheap I'll probably end up using them.", "Doubt my husband will touch them.Edit: I just finished reading the rest of the ingredients.", "They also contain rose hips, which many people (and my pet chinchillas) like, but which I detest.", "Live and learn." ]
1	Water dissapears!!!	At first this seemed to be the perfect tub. The 'ramp' offered just the right support to hold my daughter while bathing. Then it came time to extend the tub. This is when the problems began...... Every night I would fill the tub, once it is full I would go to the nursery to undress my daughter and get her ready for her bath. We would return to the bathroom to find the tub almost empty! At first I thought the drainer was left half-opened. Turns out that the water was draining from the bottom of the tub at the seam (where you extend the tub). I tried re-securing the seam by pulling on the sides and pressing on the latches at the bottom but this did not work. Oh, with regard to the supporting ramp, it does not lock in place. When my daughter moved, it would push the rap upward causing my daughter to get deeper into the water; in addition, no matter how much I hung it to dry it would still have a very distinctive "moldy" smell. What a dissapointment.	11	[ "At first this seemed to be the perfect tub.", "The 'ramp' offered just the right support to hold my daughter while bathing.", "Then it came time to extend the tub.", "This is when the problems began...... Every night I would fill the tub, once it is full I would go to the nursery to undress my daughter and get her ready for her bath.", "We would return to the bathroom to find the tub almost empty!", "At first I thought the drainer was left half-opened.", "Turns out that the water was draining from the bottom of the tub at the seam (where you extend the tub).", "I tried re-securing the seam by pulling on the sides and pressing on the latches at the bottom but this did not work.", "Oh, with regard to the supporting ramp, it does not lock in place.", "When my daughter moved, it would push the rap upward causing my daughter to get deeper into the water; in addition, no matter how much I hung it to dry it would still have a very distinctive \"moldy\" smell.", "What a dissapointment." ]
2	My Favorite Country CD.	i don't listen to very much country at all. sometime's i'll listen to country radio, but rarely. i grew up in the '90s...and one of the singers i grew up on was pam tillis. i bought this CD when i was 9. (in 1997, when it was released) and it's still my favorite country CD, and one of my favorite CDs of all time. pam tillis is the best. if you don't have this CD...buy it. and if you don't listen to pam tillis...shame on you, because you really should. because pam tillis really IS the best. kthx. :D	11	[ "i don't listen to very much country at all.", "sometime's i'll listen to country radio, but rarely.", "i grew up in the '90s...and one of the singers i grew up on was pam tillis.", "i bought this CD when i was 9.", "(in 1997, when it was released) and it's still my favorite country CD, and one of my favorite CDs of all time.", "pam tillis is the best.", "if you don't have this CD...buy it.", "and if you don't listen to pam tillis...shame on you, because you really should.", "because pam tillis really IS the best.", "kthx.", ":D" ]
1	The Truth about Exodus	I read this book for school and was assigned a project on it. My class also viewed the movie Exodus. The assignment was basically to look beyond the pages of the book and find out whats real and what isn't. First of all, this is a given, both the author and the producers are Pro Zionist, so of course they are going to make a movie and book sterotyping the British and Palestians. I, myself am nor Jewish,Palestian or British. I'm Puerto Rican, so don't think I am favoring one side because I belong to that group of peoples. And explain to me this the purpose of the love affair between Ari Ben Canaan and Kitty Fermont is what? There is no point its just to catch the eye of the young adults in America and try to sympathize with the characters. HELLO, before any of u say of this is a great book why don't u look at the mechanics here!! It was all false accusations for the producers and authors to gain profits! a DUH!	11	[ "I read this book for school and was assigned a project on it.", "My class also viewed the movie Exodus.", "The assignment was basically to look beyond the pages of the book and find out whats real and what isn't.", "First of all, this is a given, both the author and the producers are Pro Zionist, so of course they are going to make a movie and book sterotyping the British and Palestians.", "I, myself am nor Jewish,Palestian or British.", "I'm Puerto Rican, so don't think I am favoring one side because I belong to that group of peoples.", "And explain to me this the purpose of the love affair between Ari Ben Canaan and Kitty Fermont is what?", "There is no point its just to catch the eye of the young adults in America and try to sympathize with the characters.", "HELLO, before any of u say of this is a great book why don't u look at the mechanics here!!", "It was all false accusations for the producers and authors to gain profits!", "a DUH!" ]
2	Guilty Pleasure TV! It's always FOX isn't it?	I watched "The Simple Life" periodically on FOX during the few months it came on. It's funny in your-so-stupid kind of way. I can't believe Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie act like this. They're real life sitcom stars!The boy crazy rich and bratty 20-something girls move from posh and pampered Los Angeles to a small town farm in Arkansas with a family for a month. Thence they pluck chickens, milk cows and cause havoc on the quiet and unsuspecting town. Both girls struggle to fit in accordingly with the family. They get ordinary jobs but fail miserably at them. They have no moral integrity! But that's the beauty in this show!Paris and Nicole sometimes don't realize how brainless they are. But at the same time they mock fun of themselves and know how silly they are to people. I take that back, theyre not brainless! It's just reality television! I won't get the DVD though, just watch the show on FOX.	13	[ "I watched \"The Simple Life\" periodically on FOX during the few months it came on.", "It's funny in your-so-stupid kind of way.", "I can't believe Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie act like this.", "They're real life sitcom stars!", "The boy crazy rich and bratty 20-something girls move from posh and pampered Los Angeles to a small town farm in Arkansas with a family for a month.", "Thence they pluck chickens, milk cows and cause havoc on the quiet and unsuspecting town.", "Both girls struggle to fit in accordingly with the family.", "They get ordinary jobs but fail miserably at them.", "They have no moral integrity!", "But that's the beauty in this show!", "Paris and Nicole sometimes don't realize how brainless they are.", "But at the same time they mock fun of themselves and know how silly they are to people.", "I take that back, theyre not brainless!", "It's just reality television!", "I won't get the DVD though, just watch the show on FOX." ]
2	Baby LOVES the hammock!	We rec'd Safety 1st's 4-in1 bath at our shower and our son hated it! It has such a bad design, this middle locking pice jammed into his back even w/ the newborn part. He screamed every time - not fun. Then we got this bath and now he LOVES bath time! The hammock is great for a newborn. He is 9 weeks now and still fits in it well. We never look at the spout-temp guage. If you can't figure out what "too hot" is on your own, then you have some issues. We detach & re-attach the hammock after each bath for drying. Bottom line. from comparing notes of my own experience and w/ other moms I know, this is the best baby tub out there. I wish I had a hammock to suspend ME in the tub!	12	[ "We rec'd Safety 1st's 4-in1 bath at our shower and our son hated it!", "It has such a bad design, this middle locking pice jammed into his back even w/ the newborn part.", "He screamed every time - not fun.", "Then we got this bath and now he LOVES bath time!", "The hammock is great for a newborn.", "He is 9 weeks now and still fits in it well.", "We never look at the spout-temp guage.", "If you can't figure out what \"too hot\" is on your own, then you have some issues.", "We detach & re-attach the hammock after each bath for drying.", "Bottom line.", "from comparing notes of my own experience and w/ other moms I know, this is the best baby tub out there.", "I wish I had a hammock to suspend ME in the tub!" ]
1	Regurgitated material. Save your money.	This book is yet another example of symbolism over substance. The book follows a long line of books by marketing dinosaurs (e.g. Scott Davis, David Aaker, Al Ries, Tom Peters) who are on the downslope of their careers. The common thread between these books is this: it is the same material recycled, rewritten and regurgitated with the respective authors' own style of spin. The content isn't new, isn't innovative, isn't anything other than re-purposed content.Who doesn't know that advetising doesn't work? Really? Thanks, Al for repeating something that anyone remotely exposed to marketing knows. This book killed, unnecessarily, a lot of trees.Save your money. Unless, of course, you are a corporate lemming who works for a large corporation; who was just moved from finance to marketing and don't know a thing about marketing, this book might be for you. You won't know any better anyway. However, common sense will tell you that this book is a lot of fluff.	11	[ "This book is yet another example of symbolism over substance.", "The book follows a long line of books by marketing dinosaurs (e.g. Scott Davis, David Aaker, Al Ries, Tom Peters) who are on the downslope of their careers.", "The common thread between these books is this: it is the same material recycled, rewritten and regurgitated with the respective authors' own style of spin.", "The content isn't new, isn't innovative, isn't anything other than re-purposed content.Who doesn't know that advetising doesn't work?", "Really?", "Thanks, Al for repeating something that anyone remotely exposed to marketing knows.", "This book killed, unnecessarily, a lot of trees.Save your money.", "Unless, of course, you are a corporate lemming who works for a large corporation; who was just moved from finance to marketing and don't know a thing about marketing, this book might be for you.", "You won't know any better anyway.", "However, common sense will tell you that this book is a lot of fluff." ]
1	Cuisinart DTC-975BKN - Avoid this coffee maker	I purchased this unit for our weekend lake house 6 months ago. In that 6 months, it's only seen very light usage. Recently, both the siphon nozzle and the carafe lid became clogged causing major messes. Hot coffee starts overflowing from the top of the carafe and hot coffee AND grounds start spewing from the top of the filter. If you try to remove the carafe, you will find the brew/pause feature doesn't work and it sprays hot coffee on your hand. That's quite a feature!!! I've tried cleaning the pot and machine throughly but was not successful in stopping it from making a mess. This machine has made it's last pot of coffee and it's last mess. By the way, it's also VERY slow to make a pot of coffee. You can run to the local Starbucks and back before a pot is ready. I've opted to get a Bunn BTX which is what we have in our primary home. I won't consider buying another Cuisinart product after this disaster!	12	[ "I purchased this unit for our weekend lake house 6 months ago.", "In that 6 months, it's only seen very light usage.", "Recently, both the siphon nozzle and the carafe lid became clogged causing major messes.", "Hot coffee starts overflowing from the top of the carafe and hot coffee AND grounds start spewing from the top of the filter.", "If you try to remove the carafe, you will find the brew/pause feature doesn't work and it sprays hot coffee on your hand.", "That's quite a feature!!!", "I've tried cleaning the pot and machine throughly but was not successful in stopping it from making a mess.", "This machine has made it's last pot of coffee and it's last mess.", "By the way, it's also VERY slow to make a pot of coffee.", "You can run to the local Starbucks and back before a pot is ready.", "I've opted to get a Bunn BTX which is what we have in our primary home.", "I won't consider buying another Cuisinart product after this disaster!" ]