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"yummy, yummy"
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"These sale prices. Wait till the end."
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"Paul Rudd, Certified Young Person tells you to wear a mask"
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"Someone needs to find a new pooping spot."
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"A house in my hometown is making good use of their quarantine time"
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"Always give 100%"
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"Imagine losing because of your penis"
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"Fuck it"
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"I’ve never been in snow because I live in Texas, I’ve waited 15 years to do this"
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""You seeing this shit?""
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"Guy at coffee shop shows off his solution to the $999 Apple stand."
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"The Kraken"
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"Bet you never thought those 2 peg battleships were real huh?"
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"Pinky and the Brain"
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"The 5 stages of software development."
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"An employee of mine said I needed to check the security footage for a guy humping our coolers. This is the video that keeps on giving."
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"strange planet"
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"How to „Slacker Indie“ in 60 seconds"
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"For fun I build out fake product idea, so I built the Pandemic Prevention Utility Belt based on the CDC guidelines."
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"Welcome to Calculus 101"
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"Underappreciated art"
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"Advanced slav squat"
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"Literally being held by a thread."
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"My wife really likes it when I do house work so I sent her these pictures while she was at work hoping it would turn her on."
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"My best friend's "Not Engagment" announcements I just got in the mail."
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"Damn Wish!"
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"Poor pup is in over his head at his new job"
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"This pigeon jamming along to blurred lines"
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"Attaboy, Larry"
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"“Child" was all over the news after being spotted smoking at a football match......he's actually a 36yr old Turkish man."
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"Jumping people dressed as Scooby doo characters"
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"Glass bottle recycling truck in my home town"
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"Spotted in the wild at University of Utah"
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"This hurts on a personal level"
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"Would buy. 10/10"
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"Using the dinosaur filter while celebrating birthday didn't go well"
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"Best cops ever"
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"Flight of the penguin."
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"The Power of Friendship"
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"The struggle of being a Southeast Asian in the Netherlands"
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"Can't argue with that.."
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"my favorite photo I've ever taken is of a kid tripping into $100k car"
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"Happy birthday to you!"
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"The Toledo Zoo setup a way for orangutans to splash visitors"
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"Enhance!"
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"Just got home - 15 year old babysitting his brothers… 😂🤣"
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"Good Morning everyone!"
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"How to stop a kangaroo fight"
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"Different societies prioritize different things. The tea aisle in a London supermarket."
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"You too"
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"Can't place the building here"
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"Why you can’t trust the public to select names…"
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"So .... I pull up in my cool BMW ..."
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"Moon footage, sped up"
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"I’m a 911 Dispatcher, and it is public safety telecommunicator week. HR got us giant “911” shaped donuts. We were all a little concerned when we opened the first box."
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"My friend’s boyfriend was not happy about his kindergarten picture. His parents still have it framed in their house 20 years later."
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"This dog deserves an Oscar Award 😂"
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"My daughter asked me if I could Photoshop and old pic of her to make it look better"
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"Surprise bops"
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"I design unnecessary things so I created the Password Keyboard for only typing out your passwords."
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"Destroying the planet one step at a time"
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"I got a call in my hotel room saying “your robot is here with your delivery” 😳😂"
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"The Internet was made for this."
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"Bald problems"
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"My brother left me a voicemail about how f'd we are and I animated it"
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"Las Vegas..."
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"I extrapolated the rest of 2020 with video game titles"
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"It's a Rescue"
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"My dad asked me if I wanted an egg sandwich. I'm not even mad, this is genius!"
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"This grocery store gets it"
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"Did not do the math"
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"On the bottom of my coffee bag"
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"Oh, the sidewalk is shoveled?"
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"“I only had one margarita”"
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"How to be a farmer"
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"This truck has a jellyfish launcher"
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"Who's more zen?"
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"the strongest guy"
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"Flat-Earther accidentally proves the earth is round in his own experiment"
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"I am C-3PO"
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"I wrapped my brother's present in cement..."
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"Living in an apartment"
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"Florida man"
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"Ice-skating + HD cameras ="
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"Tried 'crouching dog, hidden carrot' with the girls. Did not disappoint.😂"
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"My coworker is a flat earther and it's his last day"
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"This is actually a proven method"
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"People who haven't pooped in 2019 yet, why are you still holding on to last years shit?"
AskReddit
"How would you feel about Reddit adding 3 NSFW filters to distinguish between porn, gore, and repetitive posts asking how you would feel about Reddit adding 2 NSFW filters to distinguish between porn and gore?"
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"Would you watch a show where a billionaire CEO has to go an entire month on their lowest paid employees salary, without access to any other resources than that of the employee? What do you think would happen?"
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"What if God came down one day and said "It's pronounced 'Jod' then left?"
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"How would you feel about a feature where if someone upvotes a crosspost, the original post is upvoted automatically?"
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"How would you feel about a "if you accidentally scroll to the top, you can go back to where you were," button for Reddit?"
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"Stan Lee has passed away at 95 years old"
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"Reddit, how would you feel about a law that bans radio stations from playing commercials with honking/beeping/siren noises in them?"
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"Bill Gates said, "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it." What's a real-life example of this?"
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"What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves?"
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"Anthony Bourdain once said "There's a guy in my head, and all he wants to do is lay in bed all day long, smoke pot, and watch old movies and cartoons. My life is a series of strategems, to avoid, and outwit that guy". Who is "that guy" for you, and what do you do to avoid him?"
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"How is everyone enjoying Reddit while Instagram Facebook and whatsapp are all down?"
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"It's more than likely that Covid-19 will still be around at Christmas time - how are we going to explain to kids that Santa is still allowed to go into millions of houses?"
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