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"My girlfriend was true to her word!"
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"My 39-week pregnant wife went to the store to “get stuff for dinner”. This is what she came home with"
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"Easy Solution"
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"My 11yo and I play games in the front yard nowadays. Every day he does something different to spice it up. This was today's choice."
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"I make fake products so I created a mailbox with a built in shredder for junk mail."
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"My sisters boyfriend accidentally let the cat out briefly. Cue scooby doo hallway chase."
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"The Price of Lumber is Too Darn High"
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"Chores are hard!"
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"His spidey sense was tingling"
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"every single time"
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"so after I bought this house I was informed my neighbors do it big for Christmas. I spent alot of money already buying a new tree and all the decorations for the inside, so I talked to my neighbor and we came up with the perfect solution. I promise I'm not really a grinch!!"
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"Old dog: YEET!"
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"Doggy day at work after the floors were waxed"
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"Days worth of dirty diapers for whoever keeps stealing packages off our porch"
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"No, wait, watch how awesome I am too."
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"I just can't with Noodle's face"
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"Got this letter from Zoe while deployed. She gets it."
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"I took a picture of the moment my two kids realised all the donuts at the party had been eaten while they were off playing on the swings"
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"This man is way ahead of our time"
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"This place charged me $2.25 just out of spite."
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"Water style"
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"Please stop flipping me off..."
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"Too soon?"
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"IKEA is now selling Christmas trees. Gonna be a looooooong night"
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"I made myself a sticker"
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"dog on the house camera being a total drama queen"
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"Someone installed these plaques on a bunch of benches, they got taken down by the city today but I think they're priceless."
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"This amazing cosplay."
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"he’s trying to convince him to play"
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"This gag is now a century old"
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"He doesn't seem to be excited for Christmas"
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funny
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"Work smarter, not harder"
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"My cat has killed all my fantasies of having a cat"
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"You "Car needs a service" Mechanic "Sure, leave it with us""
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""Here’s a video of my cat trying to get my dog’s tail through a glass door. it will brighten your day""
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"Your App is Amazing!"
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"My wife took the toddler and left me with the baby yesterday morning. She’s a worrywart and I love photoshop. Lesson learned; don’t reply with just a photoshopped picture when she asks how things are going with the baby"
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"Morale is high this week.."
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"The vet called and asked if they could use a pic of our cat for marketing purposes while he was in for dental surgery. I said sure! Then they sent the pic…"
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"I asked my girlfriend, who lives in Europe, to fill in a map of the USA. These are the results"
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"The wind blew too hard."
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"My brother gave me a framed photo of my most upvoted comment of all time for Secret Santa this year."
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"Probably the best skateboard trick I've ever seen"
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"Me flying my quadline kite and getting blown away while my friends are no help.."
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funny
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"Mom trying to convince daughter that Raptor is not scary"
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"There goes my night"
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"Store App"
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"I told my sister if she graduated with honors I would wear a matching dress to her graduation. She said the thought of seeing me in a dress was her motivation when she wanted to quit. Worth it to me."
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"364 days a year, I am an amputee. But today, I am Groot."
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"Maybe 2020 will be my year?"
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"Remodeling my Grandfather's basement and found this... he's still yelling at us from the grave."
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"Debt cycle"
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"I'm an "architect""
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"These employees at NASA totally look like they're about to drop the most fire mixtape in the galaxy"
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"a jack of all trades"
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"The Flag of France according to the French Air Force"
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"Why I use chopsticks"
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"welcome to hell"
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"My mum's favorite photo of me, according to her."
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"✨wish✨"
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"My son picked out his own back to school shirt."
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"This cat’s face has been blurred in this porn video, just in case you recognise it in real life"
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"Incredible Black Friday madness"
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funny
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"“Stop playing games FedEx”"
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funny
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"300 kmph in a small german town (with sound)"
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funny
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"At least they're honest"
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funny
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"Google Earth is Amazing"
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funny
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"7 billion people in this world and I’m so glad he was chosen as the face of our company!"
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funny
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"Nick Offerman on being manly"
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funny
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"The Dad Tax"
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"Hits too close to home"
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funny
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"How much for a rose?"
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funny
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"Dad... is that you??"
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funny
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"Whelp."
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funny
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"Years ago, my uncle was a wedding videographer. He got 2nd place on an episode of AFV with this video."
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funny
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"Rudolph. "
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funny
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"Happy New Year, children!"
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funny
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"pain"
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"Utah ski resort gets a 1 Star review from a guy in Los Angeles because the mountain was too difficult. They used the one star review to advertise what the mountain is best known for."
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funny
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"Hmmmmmmm"
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funny
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"Co-worker sent me this... We work at NASA."
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funny
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"They kinda have a point."
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funny
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"For Christmas, my dad received the exact outfit that he was wearing"
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funny
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"There’s a gap in the cabinets because of an angled sink. Countertops get installed on Monday"
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"Birth of a Veterinarian"
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"A customer called asking if we were practicing social distancing with her sandwiches. I told her we are, but tbh guys I'm running out of space."
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funny
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"Stressed from running her pet lizards Instagram account"
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"This real Ron Swanson"
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funny
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"In 1984 a German correspondent in Paris explains how to cross Place de la Concorde. "Walk in a steady pace and never look at the drivers, then they'll think you need to stop for them.""
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"You can tell the age of a tree from its rings"
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"Hands-free telephone set ad in 1993"
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funny
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"I commemorated my trip to a ranch in Canada with a dancing montage instead of a photo album"
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funny
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"What I see on the news while boarding my flight today..."
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funny
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"photos I take of my boyfriend vs photos he takes of me"
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funny
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"We went to the beach to find shark teeth, so when my daughter yelled "I found teeth!" this was the last thing I was expecting"
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funny
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"Kids getting beaten at their own game."
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funny
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"Friend found this in her neighborhood"
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funny
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"Dad bought mom a new mask"
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funny
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"Customer Communication"
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funny
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" Coming out"
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funny
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