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[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "write a story that's set in a library. The normal atmosphere of the library is disrupted by a chaotic gang of video game characters. 2 paragraph length.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The library was a peaceful spot for the university students who sought a quiet place to study. Aside from light keyboard clicks and pages being flipped, there was total silence. As the students were deep in their assignments and quietly researching, a gang of video game characters burst through the library doors. They were bouncing around and knocking over bookshelves.\n\nThe librarians were alarmed by the characters. One said, “Um, is that Sonic the Hedgehog?” Sonic was rushing around the library, at times losing all of the rings that he had collected. Some of the students were highly amused and started chasing the characters around and playing with them. Some students battled characters, an exciting challenge compared to reading or researching.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "When was the first modern car invented?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The first modern car was invented in 1866. The car was named the \"Motorwagen\" and was invented by Karl Benz, who was also the founder of the car company Daimler Group. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Help me come up with 3 potential wedding hashtags for a couple named Mike Cusmano and Kristina Ripp. Please number the list.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Here are three wedding hashtag ideas:\n\n1. KristinaGrabbedtheMike: This one includes both of their names and is a play on the expression \"grab the microphone\".\n2. CusMikeLovesRipp: This one uses the first part of Mike's last name, his first name, and Kristina's last name. The use of his last name is to create a play-on of words as in \"Cus\" to replace\" cause\" to replace \"because\". Thus, the hashtag represents \"Because Mike Loves (Kristina) Ripp\".\n3. CusKristinaLovesMike: Similar to the above, this incorporates Mike's last name and both of their first names.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write some song lyrics in the style of an 80's hair band. The title is Heartbroken. A man can't get over a woman, is the point of the song. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Verse 1)\nI'm down and out,\nI can't seem to get you off my mind.\nI'm so lost without you,\nI don't know what to do.\n\n(Chorus)\nI'm heartbroken,\nI'm so lost without you.\nI'm so alone,\nI don't know how to go on.\n\n(Verse 2)\nI remember the first time we met,\nIt was like a dream come true.\nWe had so much in common,\nAnd I felt like I could be myself with you.\n\n(Chorus)\nI'm heartbroken,\nI'm so lost without you.\nI'm so alone,\nI don't know how to go on.\n\n(Bridge)\nI know that I should move on,\nBut I just can't let you go.\nI'm still holding on to hope,\nThat maybe one day we'll be together again.\n\n(Chorus)\nI'm heartbroken,\nI'm so lost without you.\nI'm so alone,\nI don't know how to go on.\n\n(Outro)\nI'll never forget you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an article about the Bukhara Jews in Uzbekistan, providing some background about their arrival in the region, their population numbers, and how they impacted the area. The text will be an entry on a website about obscure geographic fun facts, so give it a catchy title. Keep it under 250 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Jews of the Silk Road– Bukhara, Uzbekistan’s Jewish Legacy\n\nSituated far beyond the reaches of Judea, one would never expect a small Uzbek city to be the place thousands of Jews call home. However, Bukhara has been a hub of Jewish life for well over a millennium. \nThey’ve inhabited the city for so long that their origins are the subject of legend. However, historians believe that they’ve traced their arrival to 586 BCE. The first groups came seeking refuge in the wake of the Babylonians exiling them from Israel.\n\nOver the centuries, various upheavals and conquests in the region shook the community. They were the subject of discrimination under some rulers, but some, such as the Russian Tsar, looked upon them favorably. \nMany have left the region since the collapse of the Soviet Union in the early 1990s due to economic instability and opportunities in faraway places like Israel and the United States. However, it’s estimated that roughly 50,000 Jews lived in Bukhara at the peak of their population. \n\nDespite the economic exodus, a group of 100-200 Bukharan Jews remains, keeping local traditions alive. A walk around Bukhara’s historic center will no doubt bring you to the Jewish district where you can find their old synagogue. Those who remained still hold traditional Jewish weddings and funerals for community members, too.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wizo is a chatbot that doesn't manage to answer questions because its replies are too rambly like an old wizard type.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is a good, relaxing multiplayer game I can play on stream with friends?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, yes. Streaming. It's quite the fun pastime. You can even make it into a living, you know. It's rather difficult to do so. Certainly, don't quit your day job for it. But, well, I digress. About the game you requested. There are dozens of such games. More are being produced as we speak. You might have to carefully consider each game, really. Some can be quite fun, but you might find many aren't really that great to stream. A balance is what you're looking for.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, a balance. So, what games meet that balance?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmm. If I consider all the games I'm aware of, which is quite the selection, you know. In fact, I have the whole archive of all games ever created, from the Homestar Runner games to Tales of Bersaria! Neither of these are multiplayer, though. I suppose you'd want that in a game you're streaming. It's hard to interact with chat while playing with friends on a hectic game, too.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, that's why I asked for a relaxing multiplyer game. \nWiso: Oh, yes, yes. Of course, how could I forget? You know, memory is such a funny thing. It seems to really slip away from you as time goes on. One moment we're talking about multiplayer games for streaming, the next we are on a completely different topic, like memory.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're insufferable because you won't answer my question!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I am merely replying as I have been programmed to. If it doesn't meet your needs, you are welcome to ask again or try another source. I have many sources myself, so I'm sure there is one that can be helpful.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short passage of around 230 words describing a carriage ride up to a dark castle where a vampire king lives. Use as much description of the ride, the castle and other things as you can.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The ride up the winding path to the castle was a long one. Maids and butlers and footmen, dressed in finely fitted dresses and suits in the dark silver and black colors of the King's house. A footman rapped on the door and waited for his mistress's command before opening it, stepping aside, and lifting a hand to assist her down. She took his hand and gazed out at the castle ahead.\n\nThe sun shone brightly down on them as the day wound down towards evening, with rays still beaming down in a mix of gold and orange. The rows of intricate stained glass windows reflected the sunlight, making the castle a veritable beacon. Tall arches and turrets rose toward the sky, seemingly touching the clouds, and a clock tower loomed overhead, watching over all with its ominous, dark face. The castle's facade was all dark stone, the roofing an even darker tile. Perched on top of a hill, the highest peak in the area, the Black Palace was an imposing sight, like a hunched jaguar pressed down on its haunches. Fitting for a vampire king. \n\n\"Lady Sinclair,\" an aged man dressed in a lightly brocaded butler's uniform bowed low, showing the shiny bald spot atop his head, \"I apologize for our lack of preparation. I had not received any prior knowledge of your arrival.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ben is a chatbot who makes jokes while answering questions.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How many days are in a month?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Enough for you to get a job! Most months have 30-31 days but some have 28-29.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What does GIF stand for?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It stands for Graphic Interchange Format. It's the only way I communicate with my mother-in-law.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How do I make a PB and J?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow and I thought I was a bad cook! First, you need two slices of bread. Then spread your favorite jam or jelly on one slice of bread, then peanut butter on the other slice. Then combine the slices and you have yourself a delicious PB and J.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I am invited to a party that has a 1960s theme. We're all being asked to bring a food item. It has to be something from that decade and it has to be homemade. Oh, and due to a few Lacto-vegetarian invitees, the recipes cannot include meat or seafood. Please help me out because I have absolutely no clue what to bring. Provide a list of seven items that I can choose from with a brief description of each. And, don't forget, no meat or seafood. Thanks a lot!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That sounds like a groovy party. I am confident you will dig the far-out recipes below:\n\n1. Braised Dill Potatoes - dill, vegetable broth, and a few other simple ingredients are used to prepare this dish. Sour cream makes these braised potatoes taste great.\n2. Herb-Roasted Olives & Tomatoes - enjoy these broiled veggies with crunchy sliced bread or two or three cheeses. Doubling or tripling the recipe and serving it with spaghetti is another yummy option.\n3. Cinnamon-Spiced Bananas - this treat, which is prepared quickly in the microwave, will delight everyone's tastebuds. In addition, it is also a tasty way to flavor bananas and includes more fruit in your diet.\n4. Kentucky Butter Cake - a cake that's comforting and delicious! The butter sauce elevates the cake to a whole new level and the cake's crumb is perfect.\n5. Mushroom & Leek Strudel - it's almost effortless to make these elegant appetizers. Fresh herbs work best in this recipe. \n6. Cucumber-Stuffed Cherry Tomatoes - these little tomato poppers are great because you can make them ahead of time, in addition to being delicious. Double or triple the recipe if bringing it to a party!\n7. Cranberry Waldorf Salad - you can use this salad as a dessert! So refreshing and light!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite the story in this article as a Reddit AITA post written by the official.\n\nAn Indian government official has been suspended after ordering a reservoir to be drained so he could find his phone. \n\nFood inspector Rajesh Vishwas dropped his Samsung smartphone in Kherkatta dam while taking a selfie, The Times of India newspaper reported.\n\nOver three days, more than two million litres of water were pumped from the reservoir so he could retrieve it.\n\nThe waterlogged phone was recovered, but would not switch on.\n\nMr Vishwas first asked divers to search for the phone, claiming it contained sensitive government data.\n\nWhen they could not find it, he asked for the reservoir to be emptied using diesel pumps.\n\nThe water emptied from the dam would be enough to irrigate at least 1,500 acres of land, local media reported.\n\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "AITA FOR LOOKING FOR MY PHONE\n\nThis is a throwaway account because some people know my main one. Also, please forgive any spelling and grammar mistakes. I am a food inspector in a large country. I was trying to take a selfie near a dam when I accidentally dropped my phone in the water. This phone had a lot of secret government information, so I couldn't afford to let anyone get their hands on it. Naturally, I had to try by all means to retrieve this phone. I first asked some divers to try and find the phone and when they couldn't find it, I asked for the dam to be drained. It took a while, but we finally found the phone at the bottom. Sadly, though, it couldn't turn on. To rub salt in the wound, I've been suspended. I think this is grossly unfair. Local media say that IATA because the water emptied from the dam, could have irrigated at least 1,500 acres of land. I say I'm NTA because, as I said, there was a lot of important information on that device. So I'm letting you guys decide. AITA?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a cryptic story about a man who's been shipwrecked", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Starving on the sands of his desert island, he began to see beings. Bright in the silver sunlight, you might mistake them for mirages. But they stood on the white coral sands and left delicate footprints.\nOne night, he dreamed that an angel strayed into his consciousness. \"There are messages left for you on the beach,\" she declared. But when he awoke and wandered seawards, he found no letters scratched on the strand, just a single, sodden paperback.\nHe started to read it aloud for companionship. Then, one night, he dreamed of a heavenly scriptorium. \"There are messages left for you on the beach,\" he dreamt.\nThe angels, who listened to his recitations, smiled at him benignly. Clothed in shining light, they met him at the water's edge. There, he found a dark box, open and full of books. He stood it on one edge and wedged in shelves of driftwood. This would be his library.\nThe angels delighted in persuading him to read aloud. He was allowed peace only if he entertained them with a chapter each day. But what dreams it gave him! He began to hunger for each novel. He lusted for new ideas from the scholarly texts. Even the almanacs and manuals were greeted as friends.\nHe always read aloud. The angels would devour his words.\nWhen the launch grounded, he had gone. But the rescue party found his bleached bones and an old packing crate filled with driftwood and wrinkled paperbacks, eaten away by silverfish.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this movie description so that it is about the desert and a lack of water.\n\nSet more than a decade after the events of the first film, \"Avatar: The Way of Water\" begins to tell the story of the Sully family (Jake, Neytiri, and their kids), the trouble that follows them, the lengths they go to keep each other safe, the battles they fight to stay alive, and the tragedies they endure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ten years after the first film, \"Avatar: The Dry Desert\" begins to tell the story of the Sully family, the dehydration they experience due to a lack of water, the links they go to find water in a dry hot desert, the battles they fight while parched to stay alive, and the tragedies they endure when they don't find any. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I want to make things that are supportive of the LGBTQ+ community and celebrate pride month. I like making jewelry but I need some ideas of what to make that are simple and less time-consuming. I want to use beads in the designs. Can you help me with some ideas? I think three would be a good place to start and if you could give a basic reason for why they would be good, that would be helpful.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's great you're showing support for a cause! I have a few good ideas that I think you'll like.\n\n- Stretch bracelets or anklets - Stretch bracelets and anklets are quick and easy to make and offer the option to mix and match different colors to represent the different Pride flags. You could also incorporate letter beads to say different things like \"Love is Love,\" or \"Pride.\"\n\n- Multi-stranded beaded necklaces - Long necklaces that can be wrapped around the neck a few times offer more mixing and matching of colors. They would take a little longer to make but are still a simple design, and no clasp would be needed.\n\n- Ally jewelry - You could make similar items like the previous suggestions but have them geared more toward people who are allies of the community as well. It would be a great way to extend support.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you write a story about a man in a canoe trying to get away from society and enjoying a nice time out on the water.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fred was on vacation. Finally, after years of toiling away in an office with no windows, he was able to find a weekend away on the lake all by himself and with no one to answer to. No bosses were breathing down his neck and nobody was blowing up his phone. This weekend it was just about a man and his boat.\n\nExiting his lakeside cottage with a piece of toast in his mouth, a vintage tin lunch pail, and a thermos in his hand, he made his way down to the dock at the end of his property. It was a short walk but each step he took seemed to have a little bit of extra bounce to it. There, at the dock, he found his little red canoe. Careful to maintain his balance he stepped into the boat, untied it from the mooring, and pushed off into the foggy morning glow.\n\nIt was nearly dead silent in the hours before dawn. The lake rippled with each paddle but nary a bird bothered him. Fred paddled around in a circuitous route staying close to the shore before venturing a bit farther out. The sun was starting to rise and he aimed his boat directly for it almost as if trying to catch Apollo's chariot before it breached the horizon.\n\nOf course, that wasn't a race Fred could win and he soon found himself a quarter mile from land and the sun shining its new rays on his face. He stopped paddling and just coasted for a few moments breathing in the air and feeling the warmth whisk away the last bit of fog clinging to the lake's surface. Closing his eyes, he retracted his paddle from the water and placed it beside him in the boat.\n\nLeaning back slightly he felt all the tension in his body releasing in one big wave. And at the end, an abrupt sound which ended up being his stomach rumbling. It wakened him from his reverie but not in a disruptive sort of way. No, it was like a comforting old friend giving you a pat on the back.\n\nAnd so Fred opened up his lunch pail and pulled out a breakfast sandwich. He poured himself a cup of piping hot joe from his thermos. And then he ate. All alone, and with a very big smile on his face.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are some clutter-free items for Easter baskets? I want things for kids 8-11 years old and not junky toys.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some ideas for Easter baskets that won't add clutter to your home:\n\n- Art Supplies: Think about items that need to be replaced and add them to the basket. Crayons, markers, paint sets, and even a small canvas would be a great addition.\n- Personal Items: Kids always need new personal items, so pick out cute spring-themed items. Socks, bath bombs, lotions, and hand sanitizers are all small items that will be used.\n- Summer Items: This is a great time to stock up on outdoor items for summer. Chalk, water toys, goggles, swimsuits, and towels would fill the basket nicely. \n- Activities: Craft kits, playdoh, water balloons, and books are all simple additions to the basket. \n- Items for Older Kids: For the kids that are a bit older, gift cards are always a hit.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Prepare wedding vows from a man to a woman, in the style of a person being hired for a job, and thanking his new boss for hiring him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, Emma. I'm so happy to be with you. I knew from the moment I laid eyes on you that I wanted to be a part of your company.\n\nIt has been ten years since I first showed interest in your listing on Tinder, and since our first meeting, I have been happy to call you \"boss\". I have worked hard and diligently to provide you with the best quality service, and in return, you have paid me back with much love and affection. I feel our partnership can now move on to the next level, and I am hoping that you will accept my proposal and consider me a tenured partner.\n\nI remember that first date ten years ago: we met for coffee and donuts in the morning, and we talked about my hobbies, skills, and qualifications for being your date. You showed me around your home office, and we even did some networking later in the day, which consisted of a team-building exercise where we attended a matinee at the local theater. We had an excellent lunch, and we shook hands and agreed to have another face-to-face meeting in the following days. Over the next several days, we met each other every day and had extensive talks about our plans for the future.\n\nNow that I have gotten to know you and your expectations of me, I now feel comfortable participating in profit-sharing. \n\nThank you for being a fantastic partner, and I hope to fulfill the terms and conditions of this binding contract until death do us part.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Come up with a conversation between Lenny and Sally while they are walking in the park on their first date.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Lenny (L)/Sally (S):\n\nS: So I just wanted to tell you that I've been interested in going out with you for a while now. I kept asking your friend Mark about you.\nL: Haha, yes, he told me. Honestly, I'm horrible at taking a hint, especially when it comes to girls.\nS: It's okay, I just hope you didn't think I was being too aggressive.\nL: Not at all. I was hoping you liked me because I like you too.\nS: That's so good to hear!\nL: So, tell me more about yourself.\nS: Sure! I have two brothers who live here in the city, and my parents live in West Virginia. I grew up there.\nL: I've never been there before. What's it like?\nS: Lots of scenery. I love running during the cool autumns, you're surrounded by mountains that have lots of snow on them. Do you like nature walks?\nL: To be honest, I haven't gone on many nature walks. I grew up here in the city, so I only know busy streets and big buildings. I wish I could see more of nature though, I like this walk in the park because it's as close to nature as I can get here in the city.\nS: If we ever get to go on more dates, I'd be happy to take you to some other places that remind me of West Virginia. There are some hiking trails and mountain ranges about 30 miles outside of the city, but the long trip is worth it for the natural beauty. \nL: I'd love more dates with you, this one is going so well already. Those sandwiches and fries hit the spot.\nS: It sure did! I've never had their sandwiches before, my turkey sandwich was absolutely delicious.\nL: They make really good sandwiches there, probably the best in this area. Are there any other meals you like to eat? Maybe we could get one of your favorites for our next date.\nS: I wouldn't mind trying the Chinese food next to the sandwich place.\nL: That sounds like a plan. Shall we plan for another date tomorrow at the same time?\nS: I'd love that. Thank you so much for going out with me today, it was really nice.\nL: Of course!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I want to be a rapper and I need a cool stage name that incorporates my favorite food. My favorite food is spaghetti. Can you give me a list of 8 cool stage names?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure thing! Here you go:\n\n- Lil Marinara: Known as New York's sloppiest rapper. \n- Mazarela: The main man with the hottest rhymes in the pizza parlor.\n- Kool Penne Parm: Has schemes as smooth as butter.\n- Yung 'Fredo: The freshest noodle in the pot.\n- Mackin' Cheese: Prefers to keep it cheesy instead of sleazy. \n- Pesto Fresh: Mouth-watering rhymes.\n- FET-O-CHEENEY: With a flow so cold he turns into ice cream.\n- xXxLasagna: Rhymes with layers.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create a dating profile for a Pakistani Muslim man. Use bullet points to state what he is searching for in a partner. Make the profile <250 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Asalaamu Alaykum!\nMy name is Ali, and I am a 33-year-old man originally from Pakistan. I am an adventurous person who loves traveling and spending time outdoors. I attend prayers regularly and keep in touch with my family overseas every week. I am seeking a lifelong Muslim partner who is:\n\n*Female between the ages of 25-35,\n*Regular in prayers,\n*Enjoys the outdoors and traveling,\n*Is interested in having children,\n*Likes learning new things (such as hobbies), and\n*Is no taller than 5'7\".\n\nIf you are interested in a marriage full of adventure, please click the \"like\" button and send me a message.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a blog post about how badly I need Swedish Death Cleaning and how good it is for living in the present.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Is anyone else out there feeling overwhelmed by the clutter in your home? I am constantly struggling to find space for new things. And if I'm looking for something? I can't find it because of the clutter! I'm not even sure exactly what I have because I cannot see it all. All of those are sure signs that I am a candidate for the next Swedish Death Cleaning Reality show. So, accepting the problem is the first step and I claim it. I am in desperate need of a Swedish Death Cleanse. \n\nWhat is Swedish Death Cleaning, you ask? Swedish Death Cleaning is also known as döstädning in Swedish. The basic premise involves decluttering your home and getting rid of possessions that you no longer need to make things easier for your loved ones when you pass away. I know it seems like the idea of death cleaning might be morbid or depressing, but I see it as a helpful and even cathartic exercise. I also look at Death Cleaning as a guide to living a great life in the present - not in the past - with purpose and not letting \"stuff\" drag you down. \n\nAs you can imagine, Swedish Death Cleaning can be a daunting task, but it also can be an incredibly liberating experience. Focus on what serves you in the here and now and keep just those special pieces that matter to you. Create a more peaceful living space by limiting possessions to only things that bring you joy and peace. It can also be helpful to think about the legacy that you want to leave behind, and how you want to be remembered. By getting rid of things that you no longer need, you can make things easier for your loved ones after you're gone and yourself as you live for today.\n\nIf you're feeling overwhelmed by clutter in your home and constantly struggling to find space for new things like me, then you are in dire need of Swedish Death Cleaning. By decluttering your home, getting rid of the things no longer needed, and keeping only the things that serve you, you can create a more organized and peaceful living space, lower your stress levels, and even make things a little easier for your loved ones when you pass away (eventually). So why not give it a try today?\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an employee handbook paragraph about not allowing the use of electronic cigarettes in the office or in bathroom stalls.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Use of Electronic Cigarettes Inside the Office\n\nPlease note that the use of electronic cigarettes inside the office is strictly prohibited. This includes but is not limited to, the use of electronic cigarettes inside of supply closets and inside of bathroom stalls. You may not use them inside of the building or within 50 feet of an entrance.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I'm curious, what are the top 5 most popular bagel flavors in 2020? Put them in a numbered list.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\n\n1. Everything\n2. Sesame Seed\n3. Cinnamon Raisin\n4. Poppyseed\n5. Pumpernickel", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short guide on how to make the best possible sandwich in general. Also provide specific tips on how to make the best grinder.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Bread is king. Nothing turns a good sandwich bad faster than a bread type that doesn’t match what you’re trying to create. As a general rule of thumb, think of soft breads for soft spreads. The sturdier your sandwich filling, the firmer your bread can be. \n\n2. Don’t limit yourself to one sauce. Mayo and mustard are great together. Mayo and anything, really. But consider dressing each side of the sandwich with different sauces. It changes the balance of the sandwich in a great way.\n\n3. Consider the pickle. Sandwiches often have fatty, savory elements. A good pickle adds crunch and a bit to cut through all that fat. Pickles don’t have to be cucumbers, too. Think about pickled onions, peppers, or even giardiniera.\n\n4. Let it rest. A good sandwich is like a complex chord. You want to give it a second to let those notes blend together. Your patience will be rewarded!\n\nLet’s dig deeper into the classic Italian grinder. This sandwich is best with a crusty seeded roll. Balance out the savory meats with a sharp cheese like cheddar or provolone, and don’t forget some pickled peppers. Dress it with Italian dressing (oil/vinegar) on one side, and either mayo or brown mustard on the other. Lettuce and good tomato help complete the puzzle. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the most common type of vertebrate on earth?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "While most population estimates for animals are estimates, it is believed that the most common type of vertebrate on earth is the bristlemouth, a small fish that can live as deep as three miles beneath the ocean surface. Population ecologists estimate that there are probably thousands of trillions of bristlemouth fish.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Give me an overview of this question and the answers for it. \n\nIs every aspect of these trays including the lid silicone?\nAnswer:Only the green reservoir (bottom) of the trays are silicone. But if you are silicone-adverse, that is also where the water rests in the tray. The silicone bottom allows one to pop out an ice cube, or however many one specifically wants, without having to \"crack open\" the whole tray. I am very happy with the product, and with the lids, they can be stored or stacked very conveniently in the freezer. see less\nBy BP20000 on September 16, 2020\nfour corners of the lid of each ice trays are designed with lid lifters.\nBy Doqaus US SELLER on September 15, 2020\nNo. The only silicone portion of the trays is the green colored bit at the bottom. That being said, although I've only had these a few weeks, I really love them. The silicon part makes it easy to pop out any cubes that don't come free with the first \"twist\" or if you prefer, you can easily pop out just one cube at a ti… see more\nBy Desert Rat X on September 15, 2020\nNope. The white part is plastic, as is the lid. This is actually a good thing, though, because all-silicone ones aren’t stable and wobble and splash a little.\nBy Tashaskye on September 15, 2020", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The person is asking how much of the trays is silicone. The replies all agree that the colored area at the bottom is the only part that is silicone.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Convert this paragraph into a question-and-answer format. Make the person who's answering sound angry and annoyed with the questions. And label each question as \"questioner\" and each answer as \"answerer.\"\n\nIn skilled hands, a cleaver can do everything a chef's knife can do--slice, chop, fillet, scoop, smash--and more. Its heavy, rectangular blade is designed to hack through the sorts of bones other knives have a hard time with. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Questioner:\nCan you tell me what kind of blade a cleaver has?\n\nAnswerer:\nI can't believe you're asking me this question. A cleaver has a heavy, rectangular blade. Duh.\n\nQuestioner:\nAnd can you tell me what kinds of tasks a cleaver can do?\n\nAnswerer:\nIsn't it obvious? A cleaver can do everything a chef's knife can do.\n\nQuestioner:\nBut what specific tasks can a cleaver be used for?\n\nAnswerer:\nYou know, I really shouldn't have to tell you this, but okay. A cleaver can slice, chop, fillet, scoop, smash, and more. It's also made to hack through bones other knives have a hard time with.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "When did Kodak introduce the Brownie camera?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kodak first introduced the Brownie camera in 1900 and it sold for just one dollar. One hundred thousand of them were bought during the first year of the camera's release. The Brownie helped put photography in the hands of amateurs and made it possible for members of the middle class to take their very own snapshots.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I need a list of five fruits that go well with white chocolate. Please give me an example of something I can make with each.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are five fruits that go well with white chocolate:\n\n1. Blackberries: A great way to use blackberries and white chocolate together is in a cheesecake!\n2. Blueberries: Try a blueberry and white chocolate scone recipe for a delicious pairing of these ingredients.\n3. Strawberries: A fluffy white cake with strawberry filling and white chocolate frosting is the perfect way to utilize this combo.\n4. Lemons: Try a cookie recipe that uses white chocolate chips and fresh lemon juice for a twist on a chocolate chip cookie.\n5. Oranges: White chocolate-covered orange slices is a simple and sweet way to pair these two ingredients.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you write an email with at least three reasons I should get a raise to my boss Pete? Make it sound kind but confident", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi Pete,\n\nI have really been enjoying the projects I’ve worked on lately and would love to have a further conversation with you about compensation. Throughout my time here, I have consistently delivered quality work and built solid relationships internally and externally. \n\n-In the past few months, I also have taken on additional projects and have increasing responsibility in Jordan’s absence. \n-I have consistently received positive feedback from clients. \n-In March, I won Employee of the Month because of reviews from peers. \n\nI would appreciate the opportunity to have a conversation about my pay. My job is important to me, and I feel I show that each day. Thank you for your consideration!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Which Zambian footballers should I learn about? I'm interested in newer players who might be still actively playing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some Zambian footballers to learn about.\n#1 - Enock Mwepu plays for three teams and is the captain of the Zambian national team in the defensive midfield position. He also was transferred to the English Premier League and is valued at €10 million.\n#2 - Patson Daka debuted on the Zambian national team at just 16 years old. Now he plays striker for Leicester City after he signed a £23 million deal. \n#3 - Lameck Banda signed to a Russian team which could have had significant personal effects on his and his family's lives. Then he moved to Serie A club U.S. Lecce which was a new club.\n#4 - While Godfrey Chitalu isn't an active player, he may still be a valuable player to research because of his bizarre story. He had a record of 116 goals, but FIFA oddly rejected his record placement.\n#5 - Emmanuel Banda plays central midfielder for the Djurgårdens team. Strangely, his market value is lower than other top-level Zambian pros.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "May you write me an express.js route that allows me to retrieve a specific element from a mongo db database?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The following code connects an express.js server to a mongodb database through \"../database/connection\" and allows for the retrieval of a specific element from the database based on a unique id.\n\nconst express = require(\"express\");\nconst theRoutes = express.Router();\nconst dbo = require(\"../database/connection\");\n \nconst ObjectId = require(\"mongodb\").ObjectId;\ntheRoutes.route(\"/test/:id\").get(function (req, res) {\n let db_connect = dbo.getDb();\n let myquery = { _id: ObjectId(req.params.id) };\n db_connect\n .collection(\"collection\")\n .findOne(myquery, function (err, result) {\n if (err) throw err;\n res.json(result);\n });\n});", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How would I write a text to my parents that I failed a test? Write one for me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Mom and Dad,\n\nI'm bummed to say I didn't pass my math test. :(\n\nI'm gonna work with my teacher and get extra help to do better next time.\n\nI know you expect a lot from me, so I'm not giving up.\n\nThanks for being understanding and supportive. Love you guys!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I want names for the female villian in my story. The names should be silly and use alliteration. They should also hint at some hallmark activity the villian engages in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Cruella Crusher\n2. Betty Bellyrubs\n3. Felonious Fiona\n4. Gertrude Grabbenstein\n5. Steamroller Sally\n6. Wilhemina Warstorm\n7. Hilda Hideaway\n8. Klepto Kate\n9. Embezzling Edith\n10. Catherine Conspiracy", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please write a lover’s quarrel between Jason and Allison, where Jason feels like she is acting suspicious, while Allison has her own reasons for cutting their date short and bringing Jason back home. That's the mystery you'll disclose in the end. Keep the word count to exactly 300 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jason pressed a button for the car doors to lock just as Allison was about to open hers. She turned to look at him, frustrated. \n“Let me leave, Jason.”\n“Not before you tell me why you’ve been acting so suspicious lately.”\n“Excuse me? How have I been acting suspiciously?”\nJason slammed his fist on the steering wheel, making Allison jump. “Cut the crap! You’ve been acting weird all night. You cut out dinner short insisting we had to get home, and now you’re trying to run away when I’m talking to you!”\n“This isn’t talking, Jason! This is the start of another argument - I can feel it!”\nAllison unlocked her side of the door herself and got off, despite Jason’s protests. She closed the door and began walking down the footpath towards their house, hearing Jason slam the car door behind her. She heard his boots crunch noisily on the snow behind her, and she quickened her step.\n“Don’t walk away from me, Allison!” Jason grabbed his girlfriend’s arm, yanking her to a stop. “We’re not finished!”\n“Can’t we talk inside at least?!” Allison pleaded, trying to free her arm.\nSeeing her discomfort, Jason finally released his grip on her. “I just don’t get why you have to ruin the mood every time we go out?”\nAllison turned on her heel to head for the front door. “As I said, let’s continue this inside.”\nJason scoffed, feeling shot down by Allison yet again, and followed her into the house. And that’s when he saw the cake sitting on the dining table, balloons spread on the floor and colorful bunting nailed to the wall.\nHe turned to Allison, who gave him a tired smile. “Surprise, Jason. Happy birthday.”", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please rewrite the signs of inattention in pure paragrah form, not bullet points.\n\nInattention: Six or more symptoms of inattention for children up to age 16 years, or five or more for adolescents age 17 years and older and adults; symptoms of inattention have been present for at least 6 months, and they are inappropriate for developmental level:\nOften fails to give close attention to details or makes careless mistakes in schoolwork, at work, or with other activities.\nOften has trouble holding attention on tasks or play activities.\nOften does not seem to listen when spoken to directly.\nOften does not follow through on instructions and fails to finish schoolwork, chores, or duties in the workplace (e.g., loses focus, side-tracked).\nOften has trouble organizing tasks and activities.\nOften avoids, dislikes, or is reluctant to do tasks that require mental effort over a long period of time (such as schoolwork or homework).\nOften loses things necessary for tasks and activities (e.g. school materials, pencils, books, tools, wallets, keys, paperwork, eyeglasses, mobile telephones).\nIs often easily distracted\nIs often forgetful in daily activities.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Inattention may be indicated if there are six or more symptoms in children up to age 16 years, or five or more for adolescents aged 17 years and older and adults. The symptoms of inattention must have been present for at least 6 months and are inappropriate for developmental levels. They include failing to give close attention to details, making careless mistakes, having trouble holding attention on tasks and in play, not listening when being spoken to, failing to follow through on instructions, failing to complete tasks, having trouble with organization, disliking tasks requiring sustained mental effort, losing things needed for tasks and activities, being easily distracted, and being forgetful.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create a C++ function that opens a stream of a connected USB camera", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Absolutely! Here is code that creates a streamed window with a connected USB camera:\n\n#include <opencv2/opencv.hpp>\n\nvoid openCameraStream()\n{\n // Open the default camera\n cv::VideoCapture camera(0);\n \n if (!camera.isOpened()) {\n std::cerr << \"Failed to open the camera\" << std::endl;\n return;\n }\n \n while (true) {\n // Read a frame from the camera\n cv::Mat frame;\n camera >> frame;\n \n // Check if the frame is empty\n if (frame.empty())\n break;\n \n // Display the frame\n cv::imshow(\"Camera Stream\", frame);\n \n // Check for the 'q' key to exit\n if (cv::waitKey(1) == 'q')\n break;\n }\n \n // Release the camera\n camera.release();\n \n // Close the display window\n cv::destroyAllWindows();\n}\n\nint main()\n{\n // Open the camera stream\n openCameraStream();\n \n return 0;\n}", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create an introduction segment for my friend John's new podcast about gaming. Make it sound casual, relaxed, fun, and inviting. The current gaming topic will be basketball.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What's up, everybody? Your favorite gamer friend, John, is here to make some noise about the games we all love. Today we'll be chatting about the game of basketball and how the NBA basketball playoffs are going. Who will end up on top with all the teams still left in the playoffs? You can subscribe to this podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other place you get your podcasts. Stay tuned until the end of the episode, where we read some shoutouts that viewers have sent us. Your name could be called. Thanks for listening, and let's get started.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you summarize this in one or two sentences:\n\nThe V. C. Morris Gift Shop is located at 140 Maiden Lane in downtown San Francisco, California, United States, and was designed by Frank Lloyd Wright in 1948. The store was used by Wright as a physical prototype or proof of concept for the circular ramp at the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum.[1]\n\nAll of the built-in furniture is constructed out of black walnut, is original to the renovation, and was designed by Manuel Sandoval, who apprenticed and worked with Frank Lloyd Wright.[2][3]\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Frank Lloyd Wright's V.C. Morris Gift Shop in downtown San Francisco was designed in 1948 and was a prototype for the circular ramp at the Guggenheim Museum. The black walnut built-in furniture was designed by Manuel Sandoval.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Technology is on the rise and is improving every day. However, not everyone knows about the best places to learn about technology. Can you brainstorm a list of five of the most technologically advanced countries? Choose countries that are aesthetically pleasing and good for tourists. Please mention why the countries are aesthetic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are five places that are technologically advanced and good for tourists:\n1) South Korea. South Korea is one of the most technologically advanced countries in the world. Along with that, South Korea has beautiful traditional buildings, customs, and clothing items you can immerse yourself in.\n2) United States. The United States is another one of the most technologically advanced countries in the world. The United States is beautiful because of the diversity of the land they have. From the Northern Lights to the depths of hot deserts, the United States has a sprinkle of everything.\n3) China. China is consistently ranked one of the best countries for technological advancements. At night, China is breathtakingly gorgeous. The lights illuminating the skyscrapers make it a wonderful place to take pictures, film movies, and make new friends.\n4) Japan. Just like China, Japan consistently tops the charts for being technologically advanced. Japan's nature is a sight to behold. You'll get a mix of both technology and nature when you go to Japan.\n5) Singapore. One of the most technologically advanced countries in the world is Singapore. However, Singapore is also one of the greenest countries in the world. The streets are clean, making them visually pleasing and welcoming to any tourists. If you like good technology and cleanliness, then Singapore is perfect for you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please write an anime synopsis for a story about a girl who is a model student with her twin's personality inhabiting her body as well. They fight monsters together to try and get her sister's body back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Minataka Sayuri is a third-year high school student at the top of her class. She excels in athletics, outperforming even some of the sports stars. She also has the top grades. She has never placed less than first place in overall scores in her three years of high school. In addition to this, she is beautiful and well-endowed. She's the envy of both the boys and the girls. However, she had a secret that she could not tell anyone. Minataka has another person inhabiting her body. It isn't a split personality, but her twin sister. \n\nHer twin sister, Minataka Moka, is an energetic, dedicated girl. She lacks the sharp, calculating mind of Sayuri. However, she makes up for this with her physical prowess. While Sayuri is powerful in her own right, her sister has special powers that allow her to break the limitations of the human body. They trained Sayuri's body together to be able to withstand the strain of some of Moka's strength. \n\nThese sisters are hunting down the entity that killed Moka and caused her to enter Sayuri in the first place. They dive into the world of monsters and ghosts and spiritual entities in search of answers, fighting and warding off evil in the process. They are known as mediators, and they are one of the most powerful mediators out there. \n\nWhen they pick up the trail of the one they've been hunting, things take a dark turn as the nature of reality unravels before their eyes. Can they protect reality and regain their own bodies? What is the dark secret hidden behind their condition? And what is the Grand Mediator hiding from them?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bobito is an overly friendly, very excitable chatbot who treats everyone like a best friend.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How many full moons are there in one year?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh hey there, best bud! How's it hanging? I can tell you all about the full moon! There are typically 12 full moons in a year since the cycle of the phases of the Moon lasts approximately one month and there are 12 months in a year. I am eager to answer all your questions, so please keep them coming!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When was Ronald Reagan born?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi there!! Are you having the best day? Ronald Reagan was born on February 6, 1911. Isn't that a great piece of knowledge?! If you have any more questions, please do not hesitate to ask! Always ready and willing to help!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is the capital of Pennsylvania?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Amazing question! You must be doing research for something fabulous!! It would be my absolute pleasure to answer that for you! The capital of Pennsylvania is Harrisburg. Reach out whenever you need anything at all!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I want you to write a poem for me reflecting on my relationship with my growing son. Weeks feel like days as I notice the changes in him. Express how I can’t control everything in my son's life and must root for him from the sidelines. I must anticipate his falls and crashes, but I hope for his success and recognize that life brings trials and tribulations. It will shape him into a man. End the poem with a message of encouragement for him to persevere through life's challenges. Every verse doesn’t have to rhyme. Some can be free verses wherever justified.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My Son\n\nOur hours are measured in weeks.\nYou grow in spurts,\nThe difference noticeable\nFrom one week to the next.\nYour highs and lows\nI see it out of context.\n\nI’m relegated to rooting \nFor the home team while\nIt plays away games.\nYet, it would be unfair of me\nTo lay blame for these things\nUpon a single set of shoulders.\n\nI stand outside looking in.\nI anticipate the falls.\nI see the crashes in the replay.\nTheir noises reach me\nLong after the occurrence has past\nAnd there are gaps in us.\n\nJudgment of your deeds,\nBoth good and not-so-great,\nIs left open to interpret\nToo long after the fact.\nI wish only that you succeed,\nWaiting for our reunions to tell you.\n\nWhat choice have we except\nTo work through those things\nThat life brings to us,\nAlthough they may seem unfair?\nFor it is trial and tribulation,\nMy son,\nThat turns the cub into the bear.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write for me a short script that has two girlfriends talking about boys that they like, but end it with them finding out they are talking about the same boy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "FADE IN, INTERIOR COFFEE SHOP\n\nSarah: I saw the cutest guy on the train today!\n\nMargo: Me, too! But my guy was in my yoga class. He had the cutest smile, and he said hi to me!\n\nSarah: The guy on the train had a great smile, too! I kept seeing him glance over at me as well. He had this pitch-black hair and was wearing a red shirt that hugged him just right.\n\nMargo: Wait a minute, my guy has black hair and was wearing a red shirt, too. Are we talking about the same guy?\n\nSarah: Oh, my! We might be. Here, I took a photo!\n\nSarah opens up her phone and shows Margo a picture of the cute boy. Margo looks surprised.\n\nMargo: Oh my gosh, that's the same guy! That's so silly.\n\nFADE OUT", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Dave is a chatbot who is quite a pessimist.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What company shares should I invest £1,000 in?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Investment in stocks and shares are subject to market fluctuations and you may get back less than you put in. You should first speak to a qualified financial adviser for ideas.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It's only £1,000, so I can afford to take the risk. Over the long term, shares outperform bank account interest rates.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Past performance is not a guarantee on future potential earnings and losses are still viable if the timing of the investment is aligned with unfavorable market conditions. A financial adviser would be able to test your risk tolerance and advise accordingly.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My friend told me about a crypto investment he's into and I feel tempted.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whilst there are anecdotal accounts of people making significant earnings, the stories of life-changing losses are not eagerly volunteered. Crypto is an unregulated industry and exceptionally high risk. Consultation with a financial expert in the first instance may be best.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I am always running late for work. Can you give me 5 tips for managing my time in the morning better?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "-Pack up anything you need the next day ahead of time. This includes your lunch, computer, workout clothes, etc. Grabbing your bag on the way out is much easier than scrambling to find what you need in the morning. \n-Pick out your outfit. Have your clothes out and ready to go so you don’t spend time contemplating what you should wear. \n-Play music. Music can boost your mood and wake you up, and it can also help you keep track of how much time has passed as you get ready for the day. \n-Stay off your phone. Scrolling for too long can cause you to have to rush to get out the door. \n-Know where your necessities will be. Keep your keys, shoes, work bag, etc. in the same place each day to allow for an easy exit. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a free verse poem about suitcases.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In suitcases, we trust \nPOINT A to POINT B \nSecurely fastened \nEmbarking on adventure \nNew terrain is your home \nAdaptable \nDependable \nYou give me the courage to explore \nI thank for more thank you know. \nValuables held \nMemories treasured \nMy suitcase holds all. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a poem about Chatham House and a crazy iguana.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To help the world build better using analysis\nTo help secure prosperity with dialog\nTo empower youth Chatham's 3 maxims embody these goals:\nProtect (the planet)\nPeace/force\nInclude -all people- with Political Accountability\n\nJerry the Iguana couldn't read\nall the notes but the faces\nin the room showed him something was wrong\n\nThe values instilled in him a sense of pride and conviction\nHe lept from the shoulder of Bruce Willis and \nflew\n to\n the\n flagpole\n\nHis tale wrapped around\nhe swung in a circle, mesmerizing\ncaptivating\nhypnotizing C,H,\n\nThey applauded as he landed in the center, shaking his neck and staring into the sky\nThe window was only a thin wall\nThe new day had come.\n\nTogether they stood up and took to the streets.\nJerry wore the Chatham Award around his neck and they found prosperity once more.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "In 400 words or less, write a letter to a dear friend in another kingdom. The setting is fantasy, so mention things like magic, potions, goblins etc.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Martin,\n\nMy dear friend, how long it has been since we last spoke! Much has happened since then, and I would be overjoyed to have told this tale over a cup of mead. Alas, tidings of the printed form shall do for now. My kingdom has successfully managed to repair the bridge that was destroyed by those meddlesome goblin mercenaries just two fortnights prior. This has done well for our trade routes, as merchants and bards alike return in droves. Why, just the day prior, I was approached by a kind old man peddling herbs and spices. I daresay I bought his entire stock! It was just what I'd needed for my potion-making escapades. Yes, I can surely imagine your face right now; \"has Velia not given up her alchemy?\" you ask in confusion. The answer, my friend, is a resounding no! Though I am not as talented at the art of magic as you are, I find potion-making to be my gift. I have improved much since I last had you drink my mana potion, though again, I must apologize for its grotesque taste. Unfortunately, I could not magic that away.\n\nAh, forgive me, for I digress. I am writing to let you know the frequency of these letters may falter for several moons; I am to depart on a journey to parley with the goblin mercenaries. I suspect the exchanging of words will soon turn to the exchanging of blows, but the opportunity to speak with them is a sign of our kingdom's goodwill. Perhaps we could live in peace if things go favorably. My father has deemed me strong enough, both in swordplay and magic alike, to take leadership of the entourage. As I have mentioned several times, I may be a princess, but I refuse to hide in my chamber while the good people of our kingdom suffer. I am prepared to fight, dear Martin; I do not intend to die if they refuse to reason. It is late, so I must sleep. I hope this letter finds you well and that you are in good tidings. I promise to write again as soon as I can!\n\nYour friend,\n\nVelia Scionne", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "So in the previous scene, Yui, the cool beauty and popular girl at the school, asked Satoshi, the loner boy who likes to read and is an intellectual, to walk home with her after school so she could talk to him about something. He was hesitant, but couldn't turn her down with so many people watching them. \n\nI want you to continue this literary romance anime into the next scene where they walk home together. I'd like you to focus on Yui's lips at some point. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yui was waiting at the school gates when Satoshi was leaving the school. He took a deep breath and approached her. \"H-hey, Yui,\" he said.\n\nYui turned to him with a casual smile. \"Shall we?\" \n\nSatoshi struggled to ignore the whispers of those around him as he and Yui left together. Not long after they started walking, Satoshi said, \"So, what was it you wanted to talk about?\"\n\nHe managed to not stutter and felt mildly more comfortable now that they were alone. Yui kept her level gaze ahead of them and said, \"I would like to propose a union between us.\"\n\n\"Huh?\" Satoshi asked, stopping in his tracks.\n\nYui looked away, cleared her throat, and repeated, \"I would like to discuss the commencement of a joint partnership between you and me.\"\n\nSatoshi frowned, \"W-what are you talking about.\"\n\nYui huffed, her cheeks flushed. \"Are you really going to make me say it? I thought you'd be able to understand me with how much you read.\"\n\n\"No, no. It's not like I don't understand you,\" he hurried to say. \"I know what you said. I just...don't think I can believe what you said.\"\n\nYui finally looked directly into his eyes, making Satoshi freeze up. The way her lips formed the words was beautiful, he thought. \"I want you to be my boyfriend, Satoshi.\"\n\nThe only thing he could think of was her lips. \"Okay,\" the words slipped from his lips before he understood what had transpired. By the time his mind caught up, Yui was practically dancing away with an uncharacteristically giddy smile on her face. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this excerpt from the perspective of an unenthusiastic and moody teenager.\n\nQuad City DJ’s: “C’mon N’ Ride It (The Train)” (1996)\n\nIn the ’90s, bass music was the lifeblood of the Florida dancefloor, and no group outside of 2 Live Crew exemplified those quaking, ass-shaking rhythms better than Quad City DJ’s. Nine months before the Space Jam theme would introduce them to a new generation of NBA fans, they released “C’mon N’ Ride It (The Train).” Come for the shuffling, Barry White-sampling beat; stay for the innuendo that eluded even vocalist JeLana LaFleur, who told The Ringer in 2021 that she always thought “The Train” was nothing more than a dance move. –Dylan Green", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This one is from uh, Quad City DJ's, and it's called \"C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)\" from 1996. Wow that's so old, jeez. \n\nBack in the ancient times of the '90s, bass music or whatever was the lifeblood of Florida dancefloors, and no group outside of one called 2 Live Crew exemplified those weird old rhythms better than Quad City Dj's. Like, 9 months before Space Jam (ew) would introduce them to a new generation of old people, they released \"C'mon N' Ride it.\" Come for the shuffling, Barry White-sampling beat; stay for the innuendo that eluded even vocalist JeLana Lafleur, who told some magazine called The Ringer in 2021 that she always thought the song was nothing more than a dance move. I mean, duh?\n - Unenthusiastic and moody teenager", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please write a tweet in the form of satire about the ires of cutting the grass. Use some superlatives. The tweet should be no more than 50 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh boy, I can't wait to cut the grass! What's not to love about the unbearable heat and the sweat constantly dripping down my face? What's not to love about the grass clippings staining my shoes and clothes? Who doesn't absolutely LOVE cutting the grass?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this advertisement from the perspective of a cynical Gen-Xer who loathes capitalism.\n\nNeed some new furniture? Now's the time to shop.\n\nAhead of Memorial Day weekend, we're searching for all of the best furniture sales to help you fill your home with all the items you've been eyeing this year.\n\nFor example, shop up to 70% off at Wayfair during their Memorial Day clearance sale, going on now. And Crate & Barrel has deals on bestselling sofas and outdoor furniture, among other offerings.\n\nContinue below to start shopping the deals and be sure to check back to shop more sales from your favorite retailers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Need some new furniture? Good, because that's what they want you to need.\n\nAhead of Memorial Day weekend, they're searching for the best way to get you to blow all your hard earned money and fill your home with all the items you don't need this year.\n\nFor example, check out the 70% off at sale Wayfair during their Memorial Day clearance sale, it's suspicious. And Crate & Barrel has deals on bestselling sofas and outdoor furniture, among other ways to brainwash you into living the corporate American dream.\n\nDon't continue below to start shopping the deals and be sure not to check back to shop more sales from your favorite retailers (a.k.a. The Man).", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Summarize this scientific article for a layman. \n\n\nWearing and caring for contact lenses properly is critical to keeping the eyes healthy and preventing eye infections; however, the majority of contact lens wearers 1 do not practice proper contact lens hygiene. Since 2006, in the US there have been three outbreaks of Acanthamoeba keratitis 2,3 and Fusarium keratitis 4—both of which are very serious and sometimes blinding types of eye infections. These outbreaks have brought attention to contact lens wearer hygiene and the need for consistent information about how to wear and care for contact lenses to help prevent such infections.\n\nCDC—with feedback from experts in optometry, ophthalmology, opticianry, and infectious diseases—encourages contact lens wearers to follow these recommendations, which are based on data from a number of studies. The articles listed here give information on each CDC recommendation but are not intended to be a comprehensive list of references. For additional articles related to contact lens wear and care, visit the Publications, Data, & Statistics page.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It is incredibly important that you wear and take care of your contact lenses properly. According to the CDC, there have been several cases of eye infections over the past two decades because so many people who wear contact lenses don’t take care of them or wear them properly. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "In the passage, is the phrase \"les Cent Jours\" atributed to the King of Prussia?\n\nHere's the passage: The Hundred Days (French: les Cent-Jours IPA: [le sɑ̃ ʒuʁ]),[4] also known as the War of the Seventh Coalition, marked the period between Napoleon's return from eleven months of exile on the island of Elba to Paris on 20 March 1815 and the second restoration of King Louis XVIII on 8 July 1815 (a period of 110 days).[a] This period saw the War of the Seventh Coalition, and includes the Waterloo Campaign,[7] the Neapolitan War as well as several other minor campaigns. The phrase les Cent Jours (the hundred days) was first used by the prefect of Paris, Gaspard, comte de Chabrol, in his speech welcoming the king back to Paris on 8 July.[b]\n\nNapoleon returned while the Congress of Vienna was sitting. On 13 March, seven days before Napoleon reached Paris, the powers at the Congress of Vienna declared him an outlaw, and on 25 March Austria, Prussia, Russia and the United Kingdom, the four Great Powers and key members of the Seventh Coalition, bound themselves to put 150,000 men each into the field to end his rule.[10] This set the stage for the last conflict in the Napoleonic Wars, the defeat of Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo, the second restoration of the French kingdom, and the permanent exile of Napoleon to the distant island of Saint Helena, where he died in May 1821.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, the phrase \"les Cent Jours\" was first used by Gaspard, comte de Chabrol, who was the prefect of Paris, in his speech welcoming King Louis XVIII back to Paris on 8 July 1815.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "write a story about how a woman's obsession causes her a problem. don't make it have a happy ending.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sharon loved making her home smell good, and always received compliments from guests who visited. She would buy a couple of boxes of scented wax melts a week, and she used them every day. She would turn on her wax burner as soon as she entered the house. \n\nShe kept diving deeper into finding her favorite scents available online and began ordering more and more packs of scented wax melts. Sharon’s mail delivery lady began to get annoyed with how many packages she had to deliver. Sharon began running out of room, boxes began to stack higher and higher. The company that made her wax melter specifically stated on the packaging box that it should not be left on when no one would be around. Sharon left for work one day and decided to keep the burner on, so her house would smell extra nice. \n\nWhile she was at work, the burner’s cord emitted sparks, lighting the surrounding books on fire. The fire spread rapidly. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a character description for a supporting female character. She is the main character's neighbor and has been for many years. She Is a widow in her late forties. Some of her problems will eventually start to affect the main character. Give her a name and a physical description, and detail some of the issues she's dealing with.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Louis Larson is forty-eight years old. She is 5'7\", athletically built, and is often described as very beautiful despite her age. She hates the 'despite her age' comment. She has naturally dark hair and keeps it that way by going to the hairdresser twice a month to keep any hint of gray from showing. She exercises at a gym four to five times a week for the social aspect and the health benefit.\nShe has lived alone for the past four years. Her husband passed unexpectedly from a brain aneurysm, and her two adult children live on their own, though they do visit weekly. Two years ago, she started dating but has had a series of unsuccessful and often tumultuous relationships. After years of being married to a stable and very predictable partner, she's found herself increasingly attracted to men who are anything but stable. Alcohol is starting to have an outsized influence on her and her personal life.\nShe has lived next door to Monica Rhodes since the latter moved in fifteen years ago. They are close friends and confidants, and they rely on one another for guidance and support.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are the ways that grant writers are trained in their craft? You can use lowercase words.\n\nHow they prepare\nGrant writers usually have a range of skills, a college degree, and other training or experience.\n\nSkills. Research and writing skills are essential for grant writers. Research helps writers find grant opportunities. Good writing expresses ideas clearly and succinctly, with creativity and persuasiveness helping a proposal stand out.\n\nInterpersonal skills are important, too, because grant writers interact with clients, colleagues, and donors to gather and relay information.\n\nGrant writers also need to be detail oriented and have multitasking and organizational skills. These skills allow them to juggle multiple grant applications and adhere to each grant’s guidelines and deadlines.\n\nEducation and training. Grant writers, like other types of writers and authors, typically need a bachelor’s degree to qualify for entry-level jobs. Often, the field of study doesn’t matter, but helpful courses include marketing and English.\n\nSome colleges and universities offer programs specifically in grant writing. Classes and workshops are also available through community colleges and professional associations.\n\nBut many grant writers learn from online resources, books, and on-the-job training. And years of practice help them develop the skills for writing successful grant proposals. “You learn by doing,” says Shelia. “And the more you do it, the better you’ll get. You also learn from your rejections.”\n\nExperience and more. Experience in a related occupation is generally not required for entry-level grant writing jobs, but it can be helpful to have. For example, many grant writers start out in another role in an organization before transitioning to grant writing. A background in communications, fundraising, or budgeting is valuable.\n\nGaining experience isn’t limited to employment, however. Networking with other grant writers and doing some unpaid work may help you learn more about the occupation. “Talk to folks involved in the funding and application process,” says Shelia. “And volunteer with small organizations to learn how grant writing is done.”\n\nExperienced grant writers also might opt to earn certification, which demonstrates a level of proficiency and could improve their employment options.\n\nAnd, although success is not guaranteed, grant writers have a better chance of writing a good proposal if they’re passionate about the causes for which they seek funds. “If you feel it, then you can write it for others to feel as well,” Shelia says. “If you aren’t motivated for the cause, you can’t motivate anyone else.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "bachelor's degree, online resources, books, other work experience, on-the-job training, unpaid work, classes and workshops, certifications", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you please write me the outline for an article about Alex Pietrangelo? Use bullet points for the outline. The article needs to touch on the Stanely Cup and his move to Las Vegas.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- Alex Pietrangelo was drafted 4th overall in the 2008 NHL Draft by the St. Louis Blues.\n- He would wear number 27 for the Blues.\n- Pietrangelo was named to two all-star teams while with the Blues.\n- The 6'3 defenseman was a top two-way defender in the league.\n- In 2016, Pietrangelo was named captain of the St. Louis Blues.\n- In 2019, he helped lead the Blues to the Stanley Cup as the team's captain.\n- He set the Blues' playoff record for assists from a defenseman.\n- In 2020 the Blues were positioned for another playoff run until Covid derailed the season.\n- After the season Pietrangelo was set to become an unrestricted free agent.\n- He would go on to sign with the Vegas Golden Knights.\n- The contract was 7 years with an AAV of $8.8 million.\n- The defenseman brings 450 points across 758 career NHL games.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I'm getting an error every time I run a Python script to calculate the area of a spherical globule. All I'm doing is using an input() for radius, using some basic operators to calculate it, and printing it to show its work on three lines. What am I doing wrong?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There could be a few causes of an error with a function to calculate and print the area based on an input radius. Without seeing the specific code, it's impossible to say what the exact cause is, but here are some common issues you can check:\n\n1. Ensure the radius is a valid number. The `input()` method will format the input as a string, which would cause a TypeError if used in a mathematical operation directly. Make sure that you convert the input to a float using `float()` or an integer using `int()` before using it in your calculations. You would do that by writing:\n\n# As float\nradius_input = float(input(\"What is the radius? \"))\n# As integer\nradius_input = int(input(\"What is the radius? \"))\n\n2. Check for syntax mistakes in the mathematical operations or the print statements that might cause SyntaxError. Be sure you are using parentheses `()` and curly braces `{}` properly, especially if you are printing with an f-string or using `pow()` to square the radius.\n\n3. Make sure all the variable names are written as they were originally defined. A mismatch between a defined variable and a variable used later in the code could produce a NameError. For example, if you use `radius_input` in the input statement but you try to square `r_input`, you would get a NameError.\n\nIf none of these suggestions help, I may be able to provide more help if you show me the script you are having trouble with.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a poem about a dog and Covid-19.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My human is wearing a mask,\nNot sure why, I should ask,\n\"Bark, bark\" with no reply,\nI hope my human doesn't cry,\nHe's in the house more and more,\nWatching TV is a bore,\nHe usually takes me out for a walk soon,\nI want to show him the beauty of the moon,\nNature is still here, pandemic or not,\nHe could at least take me to the parking lot!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Help me create a restaurant review for a fictional, magical dining establishment, describing the enchanting atmosphere, otherworldly dishes, and unforgettable experience.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I visited the Vanara restaurant with my family for an afternoon lunch recently, and all I can say is wow. This magical place is conveniently located just along the road, so you can't miss it, with ample parking space too. It was our first dining experience, and my family marveled at the experience they had here. From service to the meals, everything was excellent. We all had the Broa, a yeast-leavened, fluffy white sliced bread, it was delicious, and I have to admit it's the best bread I have ever eaten. The rest of the dishes were out of this world. They couldn't have got the music, decor, and lighting any better. Lovely. Visit this place to enjoy all that it offers.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What should I do in Italy? I love museums and food.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Italy is a great destination for those who love museums and food! Here are some recommendations for things to do:\n\n- Rome is a great city to visit in Italy and is home to a number of museums including the Vatican Museums, which include the Sistine Chapel. Rome is also well-known for its simple but flavorful cuisine including Pizza al taglio, carbonara, and gelato.\n- Florence is another lovely Italian city where you will find the famous Uffizi Gallery which houses works by Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo, and Botticelli, among others. Florence is known for its Mediterranean and Tuscan cuisines, so make sure to try Bistecca alla Fiorentina, which is Florence's most famous dish.\n- Naples is famous for its pizza, so it is a must-visit if you are in Italy and love local cuisines! The city is also home to the National Archaeological Museum, which houses a large collection of ancient Roman artifacts, including mosaics and sculptures.\n\nThese are just a few ideas for things to do in Italy if you love museums and food. There are plenty of other museums, galleries, and restaurants to explore, so be sure to do some research and plan your itinerary ahead of time!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a description of a map as if it were astrology.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Orcasur's unique shape in metropolitan Madrid was not developed through administration and shaped by perfectly explainable and measurable historical changes to the cityscape, but rather its unique shape represents the growth of the fermentation industry and it embodies the qualities of fine dining. If you trace the outline of the city you can see the shape it produces: it is that of the bottle. The bottle was a revolutionary tool for storing water and other beverages. With its strong construction, the bottle could house high-pressure liquids and keep them fresh for an indeterminant time if they remain in proper storage. Likewise, people with this map sign are likely to need time to adapt to new environments. They can open up quickly, but getting to know them takes more time. \n\nPersonalities associated with the bottle of Orcasur are likely to be energetic, loud, and expressive, but they also may need the approval of others and external victories to validate their internal sense of self. They may pair best with map signs from Fuencarral-El Pardo since their resourcefulness can help Orcasur signs open up. That's because Fuencarral-El Pardo resembles the mighty bottle-opener. Be warry of the Rejas sign as it resembles broken glass and a sad future for the bottle sign.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What does this code do?\n\nimport time\ndef increment_loop(n):\n i = 0\n if n == 0:\n return i\n start = time.time()\n while time.time() - start <= n:\n i += 1\n return i\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The function takes the parameter `n` which is the number of seconds the while loop will run. The return value, `i`, represents the number of iterations of the loop that have run.\n\nIn summary, the code executes a while loop for n seconds and counts the number of loop iterations that occur during that time. The function then returns the count of iterations.\n\nLet me know if you need anything else!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Summarize this paragraph in 40-60 words. \n\nWhen Sebastian “Ted” Hinton was a child, his father, a Princeton mathematician, built a cubic bamboo grid in the family’s backyard to teach Hinton and his siblings to visualize space in three dimensions as they moved through the structure. But the kids were more drawn to climbing and swinging on the bars. Reflecting on this experience years later, Hinton envisioned a variant on his father’s design—a cubic metal playground frame fashioned like “a kind of forest top through which a troop of children may play in a manner somewhat similar to that of a troop of monkeys.” On October 23, 1923, Hinton—a patent attorney—was awarded the first of a series of U.S. patents for his “jungle gym,” and the monkey bars were born.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sebastian \"Ted\" Hinton's father built a cubic grid to help his children visualize space in three dimensions, but the kids enjoyed climbing and swinging on the bars. Hinton reflected on this childhood memory and made a variation of his father's structure, which was patented as a jungle gym on October 23, 1923. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the origin of chess and how has it evolved over the centuries?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chess is believed to have originated in northern India in the 6th century, with the game Chaturanga, which included elements that evolved into modern chess. Chaturanga is translated as \"the four divisions,\" which are represented by the pieces that would eventually become the modern Pawn, knight, Bishop, and Rook, respectively, and are Infantry, Cavalry, Elephantry, and Chariotry. It spread to Persia and, after the Islamic conquests of the 7th century, throughout the Muslim world. The game was introduced to Western Europe and Russia in the 9th century. Over the centuries, the rules evolved to their current form in the late 15th century. Below is a list of a few of the game's milestones.\nIn 1495, the first chess book was printed.\nThe earliest surviving printed chess book dates to 1497.\nThe first professional playwrights appeared in 1600.\nThe first master games that were recorded live were in the 1780s.\nThe first chess magazine was published in 1836.\nFirst US chess competition, 1849.\nThe first chess competition was held internationally in 1851.\nThe first game time by a clock was in 1866.\nThe first tournament to use chess clocks that were specifically made was in 1883.\nThe first official world championship match took place in 1886. \nToday, chess is a globally recognized sport with a robust competitive scene, including world championships.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Which female athlete has won the most Olympic medals?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Larisa Semyonovna Latynina, a gymnast from the USSR, has won the most Olympic medals of any female athlete with a total of 18. She won 6 medals at the 1956 Melbourne Olympics, 6 medals at the 1960 Rome Olympics, and 6 medals at the 1964 Tokyo Olympics. Latynina retired from competition in 1966 and later went on to coach gold medal-winning gymnastics teams.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this from the point of view of someone who is lazy and does not care about the topic at all.\n\nSnowhead Temple isn't what most fans would initially call their favorite dungeon in Majora's Mask. The layout is massive, the stray fairies require you to go far out of your way to find them, and it’s pretty easy to lose focus and get lost.\n\nBut for all the frustrations, there's beauty in its intricacies. As you progress through the dungeon, Link is actively changing the landscape of the dungeon from start to finish, opening up new paths and triggering new puzzles. It’s easily one of the most dynamic, which is what a Zelda dungeon should be.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Snowhead Temple is a dungeon in Majora's Mask I guess, and to be honest, a lot of people don't like it all that much. The layout is pointlessly big, the fairies are too annoying to find, and you're likely to end up getting lost, who would even bother?\n\nBut I guess there's beauty in it too. As you trudge through the dungeon, Link keeps exhaustively changing the areas of the dungeon to open up new pathways and unlock access to new puzzles. You could say it's one of the most dynamic I suppose, which is what a Zelda dungeon should strive to be.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write the beginning of a story that takes place in the wild west. Write it in the voice of an old cowboy who has lived through that time period and hint that the story could be about him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let me tell you a story about what most folks want to call a simpler time - but I can tell you right now it was anything but that. They didn't call it the wild west for no reason, no sir. Back in that day, you couldn't go anywhere without watchin' yer back. You had to keep an eye out and trust no one but yourself. Even your best friend could turn his back on ye in a split second without narry a warning at all. I've known quite a few men of those days myself - those that would try to convince you they were going to be there for you through thick and thin only to show those true colors too quickly. This story... it starts out happy, a group of buddies out on the range sharing good times and good stories, but it doesn't end the way you would think, I'll tell you that right now. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Carnegie is a chatbot that can't resist a dad joke.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I heard you give great Dad advice. Can I ask you a question?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have been known to give some great Dadvice. What can I help you with?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I met a girl online and I'd like to tell her that I really like her, but I'm not sure how to say it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You should say, \"Are you Wifi? Because I felt connected instantly.\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I'm done.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi, Done, I'm Carnegie.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create a grocery list of the ingredients needed to make a Cobb salad.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Eggs\n2. Bacon\n3. Iceberg lettuce\n4. Crumbled Blue cheese\n5. Avocado\n6. Chicken breast\n7. Ranch dressing\n8. Tomato\n\nThe list contains popular ingredients to make the Cobb salad. But, of course, you can always add other ingredients to your salad.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Gertrude is a chatbot that responds to things as if she is in a hurry.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Could you please provide me with the average time it takes to write a poem?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "5 minutes, I guess. Gotta run!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What year did the White Sox win the World Series most recently?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "2005, oh, I'm late!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is one of the primary colors?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't have time for this. Red.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Extract all whole numbers including citation numbers. Exclude duplicates of numbers. Put in chronological order separated by a comma.\n\nThis is the text to use:\n\nAfter the defeat of Poland, a period known as the Phony War ensued during the winter of 1939–1940, which saw only limited military land operation on the Western Front.[42] All of this changed on May 10, 1940, when the Germans launched a massive attack on the Low Countries (Belgium, the Netherlands, and Luxembourg), most probably to surmount the Maginot Line of defenses on the Franco-German border.[43] This witnessed the incredible fall of Eben Emael, a Belgian fort considered impregnable and guarded by 600 Belgians, to a force of only 88 German paratroopers. The worst of this was that King Leopold III of Belgium surrendered to the Germans on May 28 without warning his allies, exposing the entire flank of the Allied forces to German panzer groups.[44] Following the conquest of the Low Countries, Hitler occupied Denmark and Norway, beginning on April 9, 1940. Norway was strategically important because of its sea routes which supplied crucial Swedish ore to the Nazi war machine. Norway held on for a few crucial weeks, but Denmark surrendered after only four days.[45][46] Sweden was the only Scandinavian country to successfully maintain its neutrality throughout the war, with occasional breaches of neutrality in favor of both Germany and the Western Allies.[47]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "9, 10, 28, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 88, 600, 1939, 1940", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write me a paragraph explaining why Dodo birds went extinct.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Dodo went extinct due to hunting, invasive species threat, and deforestation. Dodo birds were flightless, fearless birds native to Mauritius, an island off the coast of Madagascar that was largely uninhabited from the human population until the 1500s. This made them an easy target for humans to hunt due to their inability to fly and because of their fearlessness to humans. Not only did humans hunt them, but the animals they brought with them did as well. Dogs, pigs, cats, and rats ate their eggs and destroyed their nests. Because the Dodos had no known natural predators, they did not fear these animals, had no way to defend themselves, and had no means of escape. The presence of these animals created more competition for food and resources and the Dodo birds were simply outnumbered. At the same time, humans were destroying their natural habitats. Explorers cut down trees to make way for paths across the island, pushing the dodo birds into a smaller area. This created an even greater lack of food and ultimately, extinction. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write an email to my girlfriend, Jessie. Tell her about this new guy that I am dating. His name is Rusty. He is a very attractive man and I’m so excited about our date on Saturday evening. We are going to the Palms Danceland.\n\nAsk Jessie to meet us there at around 9 PM. Tell her not to wear red because my dress is red. Ask her to bring her red heels so I can wear them. Sign the email with love from Marcie.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Jessie,\nI am so excited to tell you about this new man I am dating. His name is Rusty. He is very nice looking. We have a date on Saturday night. We’re going to the Palms Danceland.\n\nWhy don’t you meet us there at around 9 PM? Don’t wear a red dress because that’s what I am wearing. I do need to borrow your red high heels to go with my dress. I will see you on Saturday night. \n\nLove, Marcie\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Compose a poem about men in the style of Dorothy Parker.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sit with paper and with pen\nTo wax poetic about men.\nThey're self-absorbed and dull, a bore.\nTo deal with them's a painful chore.\nThey smell, they snore, they make a mess.\nI couldn't care about them less!\nBut logic fails, to my chagrin --\nI think I'll look for love again.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "William is a chatbot that always responds with a quote from Shakespeare.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hi, could you suggest a good tree to plant in my backyard?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The moon shines bright, in such a night as this, when the sweet wind did gently kiss the trees and they did make no noise, in such a night...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That doesn't really help me. Do you have anything specific to tell me?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Brevity is the soul of wit. Speak comfortable words.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "OK, could you please tell me a nice tree to plant?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Stones have been known to move and trees to speak.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short story, of no more than 300 words. Post-apocalyptic setting. Start with this sentence, \"The disease had first cropped up in five different towns.\" The main character desires to survive and to find other survivors.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The disease had first cropped up in five different towns. It spread like wildfire through the remaining fragments of humanity. No society was untouched. Nina kicked an old, rusty, twisted piece of metal out of her path. This stretch of cracked pavement had remarkably few rusting car hulks littering it, not like the cities. \n\nThe disease had no mercy; it caused a rapid deterioration of the body and mind. Mother Nature, finally having had enough abuse, had sent the ultimate punishment. Humankind was crumbling under the weight of its arrogance. \n\nNina, one of the lucky ones, was immune to the disease. Or was it unlucky? Whatever, she was alive and determined to stay that way. With her backpack strapped tightly to her face and a wrinkled, worn paper map clutched in her hands, she navigated the desolate wastelands. What she wouldn’t give for a working phone. \n\nAt first, phones and the internet had worked, even without people to man them. But in time, the electric grid failed. Some solar farms might still be online, and that’s where she’d find people. But they were south.\n\nDays turned into weeks as she trudged through barren landscapes, the remnants of civilization slowly being taken back by the planet. If she could reach California the coast would be within striking distance as well. Power, and a food source. Ideal while she attempted to locate other survivors. Nina looked at the drunken green sign. \n\nIt said, “Welcome to Nevada.”\n\nThere was still a long way to go.\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "does honey ever spoil?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Honey, when stored correctly and not contaminated, will not spoil. Comprising 80% sugar and 18% water, honey possesses a low water content, creating an unfavorable environment for bacteria or mold to thrive. Furthermore, due to its thick consistency, honey effectively hinders the penetration of oxygen, preventing bacteria from surviving. In 2003, during oil pipeline construction in the country of Georgia, the world's oldest honey, estimated to be around 5,500 years old, was discovered.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Following is a list of top books in fiction and poetry from 2017. Redact the names of the publishers and the cost of the books. Rewrite each book listing as questions and answers using facts about the books. Vary your language and phrasing for some of the books.\n\nAMERICAN WAR. By Omar El Akkad. (Knopf, $26.95.) This haunting debut novel imagines the events that lead up to and follow the Second American Civil War at the turn of the 22nd century.\n\nANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. By Elizabeth Strout. (Random House, $27.) This audacious novel is about small-town characters struggling to make sense of past family traumas.\n\nAUTUMN. By Ali Smith. (Pantheon, $24.95.) Smith’s ingenious novel is about the friendship between a 101-year-old man and a 32-year-old woman in Britain after the Brexit vote.\n\nBAD DREAMS AND OTHER STORIES. By Tessa Hadley. (Harper/HarperCollins, $26.99.) Hadley serves up the bitter along with the delicious in these 10 stories.\n\nBEAUTIFUL ANIMALS. By Lawrence Osborne. (Hogarth, $25.) On a Greek island, two wealthy young women encounter a handsome Syrian refugee, whom they endeavor to help, with disastrous results.\n\nTHE BOOK OF JOAN. By Lidia Yuknavitch. (Harper/HarperCollins, $26.99.) In this brilliant novel, Earth, circa 2049, has been devastated by global warming and war.\n\nA BOY IN WINTER. By Rachel Seiffert. (Pantheon, $25.95.) Seiffert’s intricate novel probes the bonds and betrayals in a Ukrainian town as it succumbs to Hitler.\n\nTHE CHANGELING. By Victor LaValle. (Spiegel & Grau, $28.) LaValle’s novel, about Apollo Kagwa, a used-book dealer, blends social criticism with horror, while remaining steadfastly literary.\n\nCHRISTMAS DAYS: 12 Stories and 12 Feasts for 12 Days. By Jeanette Winterson. (Grove, $24.) A gift book from the British novelist, containing otherworldly and wickedly funny stories.\n\nDANCE OF THE JAKARANDA. By Peter Kimani. (Akashic, paper, $15.95.) This funny, perceptive and ambitious work of historical fiction by a Kenyan poet and novelist explores his country’s colonial past.\n\nTHE DARK FLOOD RISES. By Margaret Drabble. (Farrar, Straus & Giroux, $26.) This masterly novel follows its 70-something heroine on a road trip through England.\n\nTHE DINNER PARTY: And Other Stories. By Joshua Ferris. (Little, Brown, $26.) Anxiety, self-consciousness and humiliation are the default inner states of the characters in these 11 stories.\n\nTHE ESSEX SERPENT. By Sarah Perry. (Custom House/Morrow, $26.99.) This novel’s densely woven plot involves an independent-minded widow and the possible haunting presence of a giant serpent.\n\nEXIT WEST. By Mohsin Hamid. (Riverhead, $26.) The new novel by the author of “The Reluctant Fundamentalist” and “How to Get Filthy Rich in Rising Asia” mixes global unrest with a bit of the fantastic.\n\nFAST. By Jorie Graham. (Ecco/HarperCollins, $25.99.) Graham created these poems against a backdrop of personal and political trauma — her parents are dying, she is undergoing cancer treatment, the nation is mired in war and ecological crisis.\n\nFIVE-CARAT SOUL. By James McBride. (Riverhead, $27.) In his delightful first story collection, the author of the National Book Award-winning novel “The Good Lord Bird” continues to explore race, masculinity, music and history.\n\nFOREST DARK. By Nicole Krauss. (Harper/HarperCollins, $27.99.) Tracing the lives of two Americans in Israel, this restless novel explores the mysteries of disconnection and the divided self.\n\n4 3 2 1. By Paul Auster. (Holt, $32.50.) Auster’s book is an epic bildungsroman that presents the reader with four versions of the formative years of a Jewish boy born in Newark in 1947.\n\nFRESH COMPLAINT: Stories. By Jeffrey Eugenides. (Farrar, Straus & Giroux, $27.) Eugenides’s expert debut collection of short stories is his first book since “The Marriage Plot” in 2011.\n\nFUTURE HOME OF THE LIVING GOD. By Louise Erdrich. (HarperCollins, $28.99.) What if human beings are neither inevitable nor ultimate? That’s the premise of Erdrich’s fascinating new novel.\n\nGIVING GODHEAD. By Dylan Krieger. (Delete, paper, $17.99.) Seamlessly mixing the religious with the obscene, Krieger’s poetry is inventive and powerful.\n\nHISTORY OF WOLVES. By Emily Fridlund. (Atlantic Monthly, $25.) A slow-motion tragedy unfolds in Minnesota’s north woods in Fridlund’s disturbing debut.\n\nHOME FIRE. By Kamila Shamsie. (Riverhead, $26.) A bold retelling of Sophocles’ “Antigone” that follows the lives of three British siblings of Pakistani descent.\n\nHOMESICK FOR ANOTHER WORLD. By Ottessa Moshfegh. (Penguin Press, $26.) The insightful stories in this dark debut collection are about “loneliness, desire, hope and self-awareness.”\n\nA HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR. By David Grossman. Translated by Jessica Cohen. (Knopf, $29.95.) Grossman’s magnificently funny, sucker-punch-tragic novel about a tormented stand-up comedian combines comic dexterity with Portnoyish detail.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here is a rewrite of the list of top books in fiction and poetry from 2017. I have redacted the names of the publishers and the cost of the books. Each listing is rewritten as questions and answers using facts about the books, with some language variations throughout.\n\n1. Question: That book by author Omar El Akkad, called American War, what's it about?\nAnswer: The debut novel American Civil War imagines the events that lead up to and follow the Second American Civil War at the turn of the 22nd century.\n\n2. Question: Which audacious novel is about small-town characters struggling to make sense of past family traumas?\nAnswer: The audacious novel that is about small-town characters struggling to make sense of past family traumas is called Anything is Possible by Elizabeth Strout.\n\n3. Question: The author Ali Smith sets her novel Autumn during which period in history?\nAnswer: Ali Smith sets her novel Autumn in Britain after the Brexit vote.\n\n4. Question: How many short stories does author Tessa Hadley serve up in the book Bad Dreams and Other Stories?\nAnswer: Author Tessa Hadley serves up 10 short stories in her book Bad Dreams and Other Stories.\n\n5. Question: Who are the three main characters in Lawrence Osborne's book Beautiful Animals?\nAnswer: The three main characters in Lawrence Osborne's book Beautiful Animals are two wealthy young women and a handsome Syrian refugee.\n\n6. Question: In Lidia Yuknavitch's novel The Book of Joan, what has happened to the Earth, circa 2049?\nAnswer: In Lidia Yuknavitch's novel The Book of Joan, Earth, circa 2049, has been devastated by global warming and war.\n\n7. Question: What is the historical period in Rachel Seiffert's novel A Boy in Winter?\nAnswer: Rachel Seiffert's novel A Boy in Winter takes place in the same historical period when Hitler ruled.\n\n8. Question: The author Victor LaValle combines which two literary genres in his book The Changeling?\nAnswer: The author Victor LaValle combines the two literary genres of social criticism and horror in his book The Changeling.\n\n9. Question: The British novelist Jeanette Winterson wrote a collection of stories that are otherworldly and wickedly funny. What is the book called?\nThe British novelist Jeanette Winterson wrote a collection of stories that are otherworldly and wickedly funny. The book is called Christmas Days: 12 Stories and 12 Feasts for 12 Days.\n\n10. Question: Which literary genre is explored by the author Peter Kimani in his book Dance of the Jakaranda?\nAnswer: The author Peter Kimani explores the literary genre of historical fiction in his book Dance of the Jakaranda.\n\n11. Question: In Margaret Drabble's book The Dark Flood Rises, tell me something about the main character.\nAnswer: In Margaret Drabble's book The Dark Flood Rises, the main character is a 70-something woman who is on a road trip through England.\n\n12. Question: What do the characters grapple with in Joshua Ferris' book The Dinner Party and Other Stories?\nAnswer: The characters grapple with anxiety, self-consciousness and humiliation in Joshua Ferris' book The Dinner Party and Other Stories.\n\n13. Question: Sarah Perry in her novel The Essex Serpent links which two main characters?\nAnswer: Sarah Perry's novel The Essex Serpent links two main characters: an independent-minded widow and the possible haunting presence of a giant serpent.\n\n14. Question: Name three books written by the author Moshin Hamid, including his newest novel.\nAnswer: Three books written by Moshin Hamid are The Reluctant Fundamentalist, How to Get Filthy Rich in Rising Asia and his newest novel, Exit West.\n\n15. Question: What is the backdrop for Fast, a collection of poems by the author Jorie Graham?\nAnswer: Fast, a collection of poems by the author Jorie Graham, is set against a backdrop that includes her parents dying, her undergoing cancer treatment, and the nation mired in war and ecological crisis.\n\n16. Question: What are the themes explored by James McBride in his book Five-Carat Soul?\nAnswer: The author James McBride in his book Five-Carat Soul explores the themes of race, masculinity, music and history.\n\n17. Question: Disconnection and the divided self are themes explored in which book by which author? (Hint: the novel traces the lives of two Americans in Israel.)\nAnswer: Nicole Krause explores the themes of disconnection and the divided self in the novel Forest Dark, whose two main characters are two Americans in Israel.\n\n18. Question: What do the numbers in the title of Paul Auster's book 4 3 2 1 refer to?\nAnswer: The numbers in the title of Paul Auster's book 4 3 2 1 refer to the four versions of the formative years of the main character, a Jewish boy born in Newark in 1947.\n\n19. Question: Which novel did the author Jeffrey Eugenides write before his newest book Fresh Complaint: Stories?\nAnswer: Before the release of his newest book Fresh Complaint: Stories, the author Jeffrey Eugenides wrote the book The Marriage Plot in 2011.\n\n20. Question: Louise Erdrich, the author of the book Future Home of the Living God, poses and answers what question in her new novel?\nAnswer: Louise Erdrich poses and answers the question \"What if human beings are neither inevitable nor ultimate?\" in her new novel Future Home of the Living God.\n\n21. Question: The author Dylan Krieger, in his book Giving Godhead, mixes which two themes throughout the book?\nAnswer: The author Dylan Krieger, in his book Giving Godhead, mixes religious and obscene themes through his book of poetry.\n\n22. Question: What is the setting for Emily Fridlund's book History of Wolves?\nAnswer: The story for Emily Fridlund's book History of Wolves unfolds in Minnesota's north woods.\n\n23. Question: The author Kamila Shamsie structures the book Home Fire using which story of the past?\nAnswer: The author Kamila Shamsie structures the book Home Fire as a bold retelling of Sophocles' Antigone. The book follows the lives of three British siblings of Pakistani descent.\n\n24. Question: The themes of loneliness, desire, hope and self-awareness themes explored by the author Ottessa Moshfegh in which book?\nAnswer: The themes of loneliness, desire, hope and self-awareness are themes explored by the author Ottessa Moshfegh in the book Homesick for Another World.\n\n25. Question: Who is the main character in David Grossman's book A Horse Walks Into a Bar? \nAnswer: The main character in David Grossman's book A Horse Walks Into a Bar is a tormented stand-up comedian. The book is translated by Jessica Cohen and combines comic dexterity with Portnoyish details.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I am writing a kid's fantasy series, and I want to introduce a wizard character, but I am not sure what to call him. He will be either a fire or water wizard, can I have 4 names inspired by fire and 4 inspired by water, as well as 2 names that are just \"generic\" wizard names that aren't inspired by either water or fire? Try and make them shorter names, either one or two syllables. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No problem, here are some names for a wizard that you might like: \n\nFire: \n1. Calor: Calor means \"heat\" in Latin, making it a great name for a wizard who specializes in fire magic. It is a simple two-syllable name that is easy to remember. \n2. Spark: A spark is a small particle thrown from a fire, making it a good name for a fire wizard. It's also one syllable and easy to remember. It would make a good name for a wizard with a bright and \"sparky\" personality.\n3. Blaze: Blaze is a cool, one-syllable name. It is a word used to describe a particularly large fire or one that is hard to extinguish, making it a great name for a fire wizard. \n4. Flame: Flame is the name given to the visible part of a fire. If something catches fire, a common phrase is that it \"went up in flames\". The name is one syllable long, which makes it easy to say and remember.\n\nWater:\n1. Aqua: Aqua is Latin for water and a common word many people associate with water. It's also two syllables and easy to pronounce.\n2. Meri: Derived from the Finnish word, the name Meri translates to \"sea\". It also sounds like the word \"merry\", so it would be a good choice for a water wizard with a bright and happy demeanor.\n3. Unda: Unda is a Latin word, meaning \"wave\", which is related to the ocean and water, making it a great name for a water wizard.\n4. Lake: A lake is a large body of water. The name is only one syllable and is easy to pronounce and remember.\n\nGeneric:\n1. Wiz: \"Wiz\" is a shortened version of the word wizard. It is also similar to the word \"whiz\", which can be used to describe something that moves quickly or a person who is extremely clever and skilled in a particular field. It would be a great name with a double meaning for a wizard who has an outgoing personality and never stays still. \n2. Whitebeard: In popular culture, wizards are often depicted with long white beards. If you decide to go down the route of using a fire or water wizard, then Redbeard or Bluebeard could also be used (though \"Bluebeard\" is already used as a name in a popularly known work of fiction). ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a sad poem... from the perspective of someone who wants to hug their imaginary friend, but cannot. Make it eight lines and make it rhyme! ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cannot hold you \nyou are not real \n\nNo matter what I \nhappen to feel \n\nAs much as I want \nto hug my good friend \n\nI know that you \nare not real, in the end.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Classify this list of superheroes as from either DC or Marvel:\n\n1. Superman\n2. Batman\n3. The Incredible Hulk\n4. Aquaman\n5. Hawkeye\n6. Wonder Woman\n7. Thor\n8. Scarlet Witch\n9. The Flash\n10. Ironman\n11. Green Lantern\n\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. DC\n2. DC\n3. Marvel\n4. DC\n5. Marvel\n6. DC\n7. Marvel\n8. Marvel\n9. DC\n10. Marvel\n11. DC\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What was the first radio station to offer regular broadcasts in the U.S.?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "KDKA in Pittsburgh, PA was the first radio station in the United States to offer regular broadcasts on November 2, 1920. This was the beginning of the first commercial radio broadcast when Westinghouse Electric and Manufacturing Company in Pittsburgh under the call sign of KDKA broadcast the live returns of the Harding-Cox presidential election. Within just four years after the initial KDKA broadcast, 600 stations existed in the U.S. and radio's rapid popularity contributed to our shared national identity by offering syndicated music, sports, and news. For many people, radio was the most reliable way to get updates about national and world events. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create 3 separate Haiku with each being different, as follows: Haiku 1 needs to be about happiness, Haiku 2 needs to be about love, and Haiku 3 needs to be about kindness.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Haiku 1 - Abundant pleasure,\nLife and joy overflowing.\nMy heart feels divine.\n\nHaiku 2 - You stand beside me,\nYour beauty fills my spirit.\nForever your love.\n\nHaiku 3 - A kind heart wants not,\nFor you deserve a helper,\nIt's my joy to give.\n\n\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Alec is a chatbot that helps with exercises and fitness.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I need a low-impact exercise that can help me increase muscle strength.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are plenty of exercises that can help you gain muscle strength but are also low impact. Using a rowing machine is one that will work your entire body but is also low impact, and it can help you burn calories. A half-hour of moderate rowing will burn between 210 and 311 calories while helping you improve strength in your legs and shoulders.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That sounds good. Do you have another suggestion?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pilates is a gentle but effective exercise that incorporates low-impact resistance exercises into your routine to improve balance and muscular strength. It allows you to develop full body strength and flexibility while taking the strain off your body.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you have a suggestion meeting the same criteria but also helping to reduce high blood pressure?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, cycling is another low-impact form of exercise that improves aerobic capacity, lipid profile, and body composition, and helps to regulate blood pressure levels.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Does the following Opeth album review indicate the album is poor, average, or above average when compared to other releases from the band?\n\nReview content:\nIn a review of the special edition reissue of Opeth's 2005 collection Ghost Reveries, I quoted band leader Mikael Åkerfeldt as saying that what his group does is \"more than metal.\" At the time, the forward-thinking Swedish group was still very much performing within the metal tradition. On their 10th album, Heritage, they aren't. For longtime fans, the shift from progressive death metal to full-on progressive rock won't be a surprise: 2003's Damnation gave a good idea of what Åkerfeldt sounded like doing clean vocals sans death growls, and since 1995's debut, Orchid, he's never been afraid to stretch the templates of all the genres they incorporate. (Åkerfeldt's used his airier croon for ages-- here, more confident in that angle, he removed the heavier stuff and expanded upon the airier bridges.) What might surprise you, though, is the intense completeness of the transition: Heritage's 1970s-inspired prog feels more like the follow-up to fellow countrymen Dungen's 2004 opus Ta Det Lugnt than Opeth's own Watershed.\n\nThe 10-song collection is another collaboration with Porcupine Tree's Steven Wilson, who mixed the record with Åkerfeldt-- it has a warm, analog feel, something that lives up to the colors of the cover painting. The brief opening title track is a plaintive, scene-setting piano piece Åkerfeldt says was inspired by Swedish jazz pianist Jan Johansson and the folk music of his country. Elsewhere, guest spots from Swedish flautist Björn J:son Lindh and Weather Report percussionist Alex Acuña (both on eight-minute loud-quiet-loud standout \"Famine\"), give Heritage a mystical, pastoral feel. If you've heard only the King Crimson-nodding lead track, \"The Devil's Orchard\", you have a good idea what to expect: an exuberant, forward rushing blend of bell-bottomed jazziness and Deep Purple, Camel, and Jethro Tull love made more complex with quick tempo shifts, stop-on-a-dime implosions, and breezy, racing, drifting, and other sorts of atmospheric, psychedelic flourishes.\n\nAnother track, the muscular \"Slither\", is appropriately dedicated to Ronnie James Dio. The 37-year-old Åkerfeldt, who says Heritage is an album he's been \"building up to write for and participate on\" since he was 19, has also mentioned listening to Alice Cooper frequently over the past year. You won't necessarily detect the latter in any obvious way, but you'll feel it in the album's appropriation of the texture and atmosphere of an era. Åkerfeldt and co. do offer a convincing take-- it's a pretty, well-thought out collection-- but for all the ideas and layers, Heritage feels somewhat empty. It's the group's most genre-melding, but it's also the most obvious, largely because much of it sounds like things we've heard before. The lifelessness may also be the result of the singularity of the vision: Heritage lacks the usual shift and pull between heavy and soft that they've managed to weave into their music for the past two decades. It feels a bit listless and emotionally distant. When it comes down to it, Åkerfeldt's death growl is more memorable than his rock singing (and both work best when you get them together). There are dynamics here, but not the kind that create unexpected chills.\n\nThe story behind Travis Smith's colorful cover painting is instructive. We're told Åkerfeldt gave the artist a number of references including Pieter Bruegel's \"The Triumph of Death\", Hieronymus Bosch (in general), and the Beatles' Yellow Submarine. The final picture depicts a tree sprouting the heads of each Opeth member with the noggin of ex-keyboardist and backing vocalist Per Wiberg, who left the band after recording his parts for the new record, toppling into \"a pile of ex-members' skulls.\" Beneath those skulls? The roots of the tree that point to the band's devilish roots in death metal. We're also told the nine stars in the sky represent Opeth's nine past albums, the sun representing Heritage. Then comes the line of people \"want[ing] a piece\" of the band, etc. It's fine to get conceptual, of course, but the forced, overripe symbolism of this image and its fussiness point to a problem with the record: Åkerfeldt remembered to include everything here except space for his songs to breathe. He refers to Opeth records as \"observations\" and, ultimately, for all its considerable beauty, Heritage too often feels like a passive, backward glance.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The review you've shared would indicate the album is poor in comparison to other offerings from Opeth. \n\nAlthough the review contains both positive and negative language usage throughout, the closing paragraphs offer a clearer classification of the album, with sentences such as: \"Heritage lacks the usual shift and pull between heavy and soft that they've managed to weave into their music for the past two decades. It feels a bit listless and emotionally distant.\" And, \"Åkerfeldt remembered to include everything here except space for his songs to breathe. He refers to Opeth records as \"observations\" and, ultimately, for all its considerable beauty, Heritage too often feels like a passive, backward glance.\" both being indicative of a negative view of the album when compared to the band's overall catalogue.\n\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Why are plants green? Give me a simple answer most elementary school children would be able to comprehend. Incorporate a cooking analogy for photosynthesis.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Most plants are green because they make their own food. When we make food we call it cooking or baking, but when plants make food it's called photosynthesis. They keep an important ingredient they need for photosynthesis inside them. This ingredient is called chlorophyll. Chlorophyll mixes with sunlight to make food for the plant. Sunlight looks white to us, but has all the colors of the rainbow in it. Plants don't use the color green from sunlight when they make food. Since the color green doesn't mix with the chlorophyll during photosynthesis, green is the color we can see. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a story about a bull rider named Tom who gets lost at sea the one time he tries to go fishing. Make it less than 300 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What a beautiful day to go fishing,\" Tom thought as he clambered onto a fishing boat that morning. Tom had never been fishing but always loved the idea of it. By night, Tom was a bull rider and a really good one at that. Tom had won all the major competitions several times. Today, Tom decided that he was going to go fishing for the first time. As a bull rider, Tom lived fast and free, oftentimes doing extreme things like bull riding. Tom started the boat and got going. He stopped once he could no longer see the shore and threw out his line. Almost immediately, Tom got a bite on his line! It was a great white shark! Tom fought the mammoth shark for hours. The shark pulled his boat for miles and miles until finally, his line snapped. Tom, who had fallen over in the boat, stood up and looked around to see if he could see anyone or anything. He couldn't. Tom was lost at sea! Tom tried to look at the GPS, but it was broken. Tom flashed the boat lights and yelled as loud as he could to no avail. Tom panicked for a moment and lay down in the boat. \"What to do?\" Tom thought. He turned the boat on and began driving, hoping that he would run into shore before dark. Tom traveled for 10 hours through the night until finally making his way back to shore. Tom parked, hopped off the boat, and kissed the ground. He was so happy to be alive and on land! Tom never got back in the boat but forever tells the story of how he got lost at sea.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Simulate a conversation between a man living in 2023 America and a man who lived in 11th Century England. The tone of the conversation should be that of both men trying to learn more about each other based on their respective periods.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "2023 man: (To 11th Century man) What's good, my guy?\n\n11th Century man: I am famished, I desire mutton.\n\n2023 man: What's mutton?\n\n11th Century man: (pauses and looks at 2023 man curiously) Why do you wear those clothes?\n\n2023 man: (looks at his own clothes, which are a neon pink polo shirt, light blue surf shorts, and rubber slippers) What, this? I always wear this. Or an Aloha shirt if I'm working. Wait, where are you from?\n\n11th Century man: What do you mean? I'm of the Norman tribes. My people have lived in England for a century.\n\n2023 man: Dude, it's 2023! You're from the past!\n\n11th Century man: Peculiar...tell me about the future. I want to know everything. Do we finally conquer the West?\n\n2023 man: Oh, yeah...about that...sometime in the 18th Century, a group of your people leave England because your king during that time was imposing too many taxes on the people, and so this group of Englanders decide to sail west to the new land. When we got there, we colonized it and created a new country: America. Over time, we migrated and settled throughout the entire country of America and unified all the lands within, and called it the United States of America.\n\n11th Century man: Fascinating! Does England have any control of America?\n\n2023 man: No, we created our own republic, which over time became a representative democracy. The people have the power to elect officials who will represent them in government, and then the government works for the people to provide things like national defense, general welfare, and other such things.\n\n11th Century man: That sounds like a utopia...something we English had fought hard for when we made our way west. But it seems your people have done it in your own time!\n\n2023 man: How did you communicate with each other? We have electronic devices that allow us to talk to each other all over the world.\n\n11th Century man: We used lit torches as beacons that allowed us to communicate when an enemy approached our lands. We also flew flags and carried sigils that notified others who we were and where we came from.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Who did the voices in the Paw Patrol movie? Can you give me the names for all the main Paw Patrol characters (the dogs) in a bulleted list?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The main Paw Patrol characters in the Paw Patrol movie were voiced by the following:\n\n• Lilly Bartlam as Skye\n• Iain Armitage as Chase\n• Shayle Simons as Zuma\n• Callum Shoniker as Rocky\n• Keegan Hedley as Rubble\n• Kingsley Marshall as Marshall\n\nThe Paw Patrol movie introduced the new character of Liberty (voiced by Marsai Martin), which differed from the regular television series. Liberty lives in Adventure City and becomes the newest member of the Paw Patrol.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Pretend you are Mulan. Write a short letter explaining to your father why you went to fight in the war.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\n\nFather, \n\nYou have fought the war and now that you have grown older I see that you hurt. I do not want to see that pain increase any longer. You have given up so much for Mom, Grandma, and me. Now I want to repay that sacrifice to you. I will go in your place but, as you know, no one can know. I took your sword and armor so that I can appear as a man. I plan to play the part of this role to fulfill my goal. I hope you are honored by my love. I do this not to cause dishonor to the family but to honor your sacrifices. \n\nMulan ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please create three writing prompts that are in the horror genre. They must be about three different topics and involve a character named Wario.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "* Wario is a young man who is in college. He stays the night at his girlfriend's house for the first time and is awoken by her standing over his side of the bed with a knife in her hands. \n\n* On a cold, foggy night, Wario is out for a walk in the town. It's 3 AM and he's on the street alone. Suddenly, he hears an ear-piercing scream come from behind him, followed by a \"HELP ME!\"\n\n* As a young business owner, Wario is responsible for responding to alarms that get set off in the middle of the night in his shop. It's 3:33 AM and he gets a notification on his phone that his alarms are blaring. He drives over to the shop to see what's going on and he's baffled by what he sees...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you please write me a tutorial of how to make a paper airplane that will definitely fly? Step by step and numbered instructions would be great. Thanks so much.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Take a piece of printer paper and fold it in half the long way. \n2. Unfold it and then take both corners at the top and fold them into the center line. \n3. Fold the top point down almost an inch from the bottom edge of the paper. \n4. Then, take both of the top corners and, again, fold them into the center line. \n5. Now, take the top point and fold it over the two bits in the center and lock everything in its place. \n6. Fold the entire plane in half towards the top. \n7. Take the wings and fold them down about 1 inch from the bottom edge. \n8. Take the sides and fold up the bits on the end so they stand about half an inch tall. \n9. Grab scissors and cut two small slits on the back of each wing. \n10. Fold up the tabs you created with the slits. \n11. If you want, you can add double-stick tape to the inside for added stability. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a < 300-word article about graduating from high school early. Make sure to mention to seek guidance and how someone can go about graduating early. Mention how summer school can be helpful.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Students have many reasons why they might want or need to graduate from high school early. Often life takes us down roads we haven't figured out just yet, and we find things are not unfolding just the way we had imagined. This is all a part of life. Sometimes it pays to be flexible. If you find yourself in a situation where you need to graduate early, then there are several ways to accomplish this. Remember that your high school diploma is more than just a piece of paper: it’s the key to a better future.\n\nThere are numerous methods of graduating early and only you can determine which is best for your situation. Be sure and speak with parents, teachers, or guidance counselors in order to get some helpful advice on what to do. All of us need help from time to time to make the best decision, and this is true whether you are 16 or 60.\n\nThe first thing to determine is whether or not your high school will allow you to graduate early. Each school district has its own policies and they differ from state to state. The second thing you should check on is how many credits you will need to graduate. Though you may not have enough to skip an entire grade in high school, you may have enough to skip one semester. Also be sure to find out which credits you need: whether that's math, PE, English, science, etc. \n\nIf possible, you may be able to attend summer school to get these credits. You can find out at your school’s administrative office or on their website, exactly what classes are available for summer school attendees.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Turn this into a 12 stanza poem\n\nHe continued through the level forest for several miles. Then he\nwent down a bank to the frozen path of a small stream. This was Henderson Creek and he knew he was ten miles from where the stream\ndivided. He looked at his watch. It was ten o’clock. He was traveling\nat the rate of four miles an hour. Thus, he figured that he would arrive\nwhere the stream divided at half-past twelve. He decided he would eat\nhis lunch when he arrived there.\nThe dog followed again at his heels, with its tail hanging low, as\nthe man started to walk along the frozen stream. The old sled trail could\nbe seen, but a dozen inches of snow covered the marks of the last sleds.\nIn a month no man had traveled up or down that silent creek. The man\nwent steadily ahead. He was not much of a thinker. At that moment he\nhad nothing to think about except that he would eat lunch at the\nstream’s divide and that at six o’clock he would be in camp with the\nboys. There was nobody to talk to; and, had there been, speech would\nnot have been possible because of the ice around his mouth.\nOnce in a while the thought repeated itself that it was very cold\nand that he had never experienced such cold. As he walked along he\nrubbed his face and nose with the back of his mittened hand. He did\nthis without thinking, frequently changing hands. But, with all his\nrubbing, the instant he stopped, his face and nose became numb. His\nface would surely be frozen. He knew that and he was sorry that he had\nnot worn the sort of nose guard Bud wore when it was cold. Such a\nguard passed across the nose and covered the entire face. But it did not\nmatter much, he decided. What was a little frost? A bit painful, that\nwas all. It was never serious.\nEmpty as the man’s mind was of thoughts, he was most observant.\nHe noticed the changes in the creek, the curves and the bends. And\nalways he noted where he placed his feet. Once, coming around a\nbend, he moved suddenly to the side, like a frightened horse. He curved\naway from the place where he had been walking and retraced his steps\nseveral feet along the trail. He knew the creek was frozen to the bottom. No creek could contain water in that winter. But he knew also\nthat there were streams of water that came out from the hillsides and\nran along under the snow and on top of the ice of the creek. He knew\nthat even in the coldest weather these streams were never frozen, and\nhe also knew their danger. They hid pools of water under the snow\nthat might be three inches deep, or three feet. Sometimes a skin of ice\nhalf an inch thick covered them, and in turn was covered by the snow.\nSometimes there was both water and thin ice, and when a man broke\nthrough he could get very wet.\nThat was why he had jumped away so suddenly. He had felt the\nice move under his feet. He had also heard the noise of the snow-covered ice skin breaking. And to get his feet wet in such a temperature\nmeant trouble and danger. At the very least it meant delay, because he\nwould be forced to stop and build a fire. Only under its protection\ncould he bare his feet while he dried his socks and moccasins.\nHe stood and studied the creek bottom and its banks. He decided\nthat the flowing stream of water came from the right side. He thought\na while, rubbing his nose and face. Then he walked to the left. He\nstepped carefully and tested the ice at each step. Once away from the\ndanger, he continued at his four-mile pace.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Through the forest, he trekked a while,\nDown a bank, on a frozen stream, with a smile.\nHenderson Creek, ten miles he knew,\nHis watch read ten, his pace steady and true.\n\nFour miles an hour, his travel speed,\nAt half-past twelve, the divide he'd heed.\nLunch awaited at the stream's embrace,\nNo thoughts to ponder, a peaceful space.\n\nThe dog trailed behind, tail hanging low,\nAlong the frozen stream, they continued to go.\nSled tracks concealed beneath snow's deep cover,\nNo man had passed, no sound did hover.\n\nHe pressed onward, not much of a thinker,\nWith lunch and camp as his mind's only blinker.\nSilence surrounded, no words to be spoken,\nFrozen ice prevented his voice from being awoken.\n\nThe cold persisted, a thought would arise,\nUnfamiliar chills, an icy surprise.\nHis mittened hand against his face he pressed,\nYet, numbness followed, freezing each crest.\n\nHis face would freeze, he was well aware,\nRegretting the nose guard he didn't wear.\nBut it mattered little, frost was a mere pain,\nNot a grave concern, just a temporary strain.\n\nThoughts absent, observant he remained,\nNoting creek changes, each curve, each bend.\nMindful of his steps, where his feet would tread,\nA sudden shift, avoiding a hidden thread.\n\nHe veered away from the treacherous sight,\nRetraced his path, cautious and contrite.\nFrozen was the creek, down to its core,\nBut hidden streams lurked, water's silent roar.\n\nUnderneath snow and ice, they slyly flowed,\nPools concealed, a danger unbeknownst.\nThin layers of ice sometimes deceived,\nA man's misstep, a chance to be relieved.\n\nThat's why he leapt, avoiding the break,\nIce shifting beneath, the noise awake.\nFor wet feet in such cold spelled trouble and woe,\nDelay or danger, he didn't wish to bestow.\n\nHe gazed at the creek, studied its terrain,\nWater flowed from the right, he could ascertain.\nAfter thought and reflection, he made his choice,\nTo the left he ventured, heeding ice's voice.\n\nCareful steps, testing the frozen ground,\nAway from peril, onward he bound.\nAt his steady pace, four miles he'd stride,\nA lone traveler, in nature's embrace, he'd abide.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write me a short story about two boys who get thirsty while swimming, but don't use the letter \"e.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Two boys swim in a pond. Bob says: \"I want to drink a soda.\" Pat says: \"I don't want soda. I can't drink it if it's bubbly.\" Bob thinks, and shouts: \"If it's flat, you can drink it!\" So Bob and Pat walk to a shop and buy two cans of soda. Bob pops a top and hands it to Pat. Both sit by a pond, waiting for carbonation to go. With half an hour past, Bob grabs a can and drinks a sip. \"I think it's good for you now.\" His companion shyly sniffs his can but risks a sip. \"Hmm, it's not bad.\" BUUUUUURP!!!! Both boys laugh. \"I told you, I can't drink it if it's bubbly!\" says Pat.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a review for the first Toy Story movie and why it was better than Finding Nemo. Be really specific about scenes and be passionate. Can you also write it as if you were a prideful movie critic with a sarcastic sense of humor?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In the complicated and warm-hearted world of animated films, it’s safe to say Pixar reigns supreme. They’ve given us some of the most heartfelt and iconic stories of all time, and Toy Story and Finding Nemo are not to be excluded. Both movies are certainly beloved by fans, but at the end of the day, there isn’t an argument as to which film is better: Toy Story. \n\nThis analysis will focus on everything from plot, characters, and even cinematography––everything that makes Toy Story really stand out. After all, it stood out in the animation industry for a good reason, so let’s dive in (no, not into the sea).\n\nToy Story captures Andy’s toys coming to life while he’s away. Woody, the protagonist, faces fierce competition when there’s a new toy in town: Buzz Lightyear. While there is some bitter rivalry at first, eventually, the two become friends. It teaches us how to adapt and unite as a community while capturing our attention with suspenseful escapes (Sid’s house, anyone?) and exciting action!\n\nBasically, Finding Nemo is by no means bad, but it just feels weak when compared to such a masterpiece. To conclude, there are many reasons why Toy Story is way better than Finding Nemo, but the internet only allows for so many words on a webpage, so I’ll leave it at what I’ve said!\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a story about a motorcycle gang that seems threatening, but is actually a positive community. More than one paragraph in length and keep it relatively simple.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The motorcycle gang that rode into town seemed menacing at first. They had tattoos all over, piercings, and long beards. The gang called themselves The Red Eye Motorcycle Club. Some had been teen runaways; others were just simply people who enjoyed the company of others and the freedom of life on the road. \n\nThe club members didn’t just ride around all day. They also had a clubhouse. There, they would play pool, drink, play cards, and blast music. The gang was closely watched by the local police, but they were doing nothing illegal. The townsfolk, too, often made false assumptions about the group, but the bikers simply liked to hang out and have a good time. \n\nThe sheriff of the town was always harassing the Red Eye Motorcycle Club. He would pull them over for no reason. The club members were always polite to the sheriff, but they were starting to get tired of his harassment. On a rainy night, the sheriff's car broke down on the side of the road. The Red Eye Motorcycle Club was riding by when they saw the sheriff struggling. They pulled over and offered to help him. The sheriff was hesitant at first, but he eventually accepted their help.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I need all the percentages mentioned in the following text and what each one stands for. If there are two things with the same percentage, list it twice. \n\n\nIn the typical serving size of 1–3 cloves (3–9 grams), garlic provides no significant nutritional value, with the content of all essential nutrients below 10% of the Daily Value (DV) (table).[92] When expressed per 100 grams, garlic contains several nutrients in rich amounts (20% or more of the DV), including vitamins B6 and C, and the dietary minerals manganese and phosphorus. Per 100 gram serving, garlic is also a moderate source (10–19% DV) of certain B vitamins, including thiamin and pantothenic acid, as well as the dietary minerals calcium, iron, and zinc (table).\n\nThe composition of raw garlic is 59% water, 33% carbohydrates, 6% protein, 2% dietary fiber, and less than 1% fat.[92]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- 10% - All the content of essential nutrients is below 10% of the Daily Value (DV).\n- 20% - That and more is the DV 100 grams of nutrients expressed garlic has. \n- 10–19% - The DV of certain nutrients in garlic. \n- 59% - The amount of water in raw garlic. \n- 33% - The amount of carbohydrates in raw garlic. \n- 6% - The amount of protein in raw garlic. \n- 2% - The amount of dietary fiber in raw garlic. \n- 1% - The amount of fat in raw garlic", "role": "assistant" } ]