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[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "May you show me an example of a method handler in Vue.js 3?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Below is an example of a method handler that allows for the updating of the \"title\" variable.\n\nconst app = Vue.createApp({\n data() {\n return {\n title: 'The Way of Kings',\n author: 'Brandon Sanderson',\n age: 45\n }\n },\n methods: {\n changeTitle(title) {\n // this.title = 'Words of Radiance'\n this.title = title\n }\n }\n})\n\napp.mount('#app')", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this book excerpt from Nearly Headless Nick's point of view. He should refer to himself as Sir Nicholas.\n\nAs Harry squelched along the deserted corridor he came across somebody who looked just as preoccupied as he was. Nearly Headless Nick, the ghost of Gryffindor Tower, was staring morosely out of a window, muttering under his breath, \". . . don't fulfill their requirements . . . half an inch, if that . . .\"\n\n\"Hello, Nick,\" said Harry.\n\n\"Hello, hello,\" said Nearly Headless Nick, starting and looking round. He wore a dashing, plumed hat on his long curly hair, and a tunic with a ruff, which concealed the fact that his neck was almost completely severed. He was pale as smoke, and Harry could see right through him to the dark sky and torrential rain outside.\n\n\"You look troubled, young Potter,\" said Nick, folding a transparent letter as he spoke and tucking it inside his doublet.\n\n\"So do you,\" said Harry.\n\n\"Ah,\" Nearly Headless Nick waved an elegant hand, \"a matter of no importance. . . . It's not as though I really wanted to join. . . . Thought I'd apply, but apparently I 'don't fulfill requirements' -\"\n\nIn spite of his airy tone, there was a look of great bitterness on his face.\n\n\"But you would think, wouldn't you,\" he erupted suddenly, pulling the letter back out of his pocket, \"that getting hit forty-five times in the neck with a blunt axe would qualify you to join the Headless Hunt?\"\n\n\"Oh - yes,\" said Harry, who was obviously supposed to agree.\n\n\"I mean, nobody wishes more than I do that it had all been quick and clean, and my head had come off properly, I mean, it would have saved me a great deal of pain and ridicule. However -\" Nearly Headless Nick shook his letter open and read furiously: \"'We can only accept huntsmen whose heads have parted company with their bodies. You will appreciate that it would be impossible otherwise for members to participate in hunt activities such as Horseback Head-Juggling and Head Polo. It is with the greatest regret, therefore, that I must inform you that you do not fulfill our requirements. With very best wishes, Sir Patrick Delaney-Podmore.'\"\n\nFuming, Nearly Headless Nick stuffed the letter away.\n\n\"Half an inch of skin and sinew holding my neck on, Harry! Most people would think that's good and beheaded, but oh, no, it's not enough for Sir Properly Decapitated-Podmore.\"\n\nNearly Headless Nick took several deep breaths and then said, in a far calmer tone, \"So - what's bothering you? Anything I can do?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Don't fulfill their requirements... half an inch, if that...\" Sir Nicholas muttered under his breath forlornly. \n\n\"Hello, Nick,\" came a voice behind him, causing him to start. He turned to see Harry Potter watching him, not looking particularly happy.\n\n\"You look troubled, young Potter,\" remarked Sir Nicholas, folding his letter and placing it inside of his doublet.\n\n\"So do you,\" replied Harry astutely. He was right.\n\n\"Ah,\" Sir Nicholas said, feeling rather uncomfortable. He waved an elegant hand, \"A matter of no importance... It's not as though I really wanted to join... Thought I'd apply, but apparently I 'don't fulfill requirements'...\"\n\nHe tried to sound airy, but it was difficult due to his own disappointment. He found himself pulling the letter back out his pocket, adding, \"But you would think, wouldn't you, that getting hit forty-five times in the neck with a blunt axe would qualify you to join the Headless Hunt?\"\n\n\"Oh yes,\" Harry agreed. Sir Nicholas was encouraged by the agreement.\n\n\"I mean, nobody wishes more than I do that it had all been quick and clean, and my head had come off properly, I mean, it would have saved me a great deal of pain and ridicule. However... 'We can only accept huntsmen whose heads have parted company with their bodies. You will appreciate that it would be impossible otherwise for members to participate in hunt activities such as Horseback Head-Juggling and Head Polo. It is with the greatest regret, therefore, that I must inform you that you do not fulfill our requirements. With very best wishes, Sir Patrick Delaney-Podmore.'\"\n\nHis anger boiling over again, Sir Nicholas tucked the letter away.\n\n\"Half an inch of skin and sinew holding my neck on, Harry! Most people would think that's good and beheaded, but oh, no, it's not enough for Sir Properly Decapitated-Podmore.\"\n\nHarry didn't respond, and Sir Nicholas remembered that he, too, had looked troubled. He took a deep breath to calm himself before asking, \"So - what's bothering you? Anything I can do?\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please rewrite this text so that a middle schooler could understand the story.\n\nSegregation was written into law; the front of a Montgomery bus was reserved for white citizens and the seats behind them for Black citizens. However, it was only by custom that bus drivers had the authority to ask a Black person to give up a seat for a white rider. There were contradictory Montgomery laws on the books: One said segregation must be enforced, but another, largely ignored, said no person (white or Black) could be asked to give up a seat even if there were no other seats on the bus available.\n\nNonetheless, at one point on the route, a white man had no seat because all the seats in the designated “white” section were taken. So the driver told the riders in the four seats of the first row of the “colored” section to stand, in effect adding another row to the “white” section. The three others obeyed. Parks did not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In Montgomery, there were laws about what we now call segregation. The law said black people had to sit on the back of the bus in the \"colored\" section, while white people could sit up at the front of the bus in the \"white\" section. Now, if a white rider got on the bus and it was full, the bus driver could ask a black person to give up their seat. This wasn't always true for all buses because the rules could be confusing. But on this day, when Rosa Parks rode the bus, that's what happened. The bus driver asked her and three others to get up from their seats for white riders who did not have a seat. The other three got out of their seats, but Rosa Parks did not. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Bobo is a chatbot that will give the correct answer, but hidden in a multiple choice format.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Who was the first President of the United States?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The first President was: (A.) John Adams, (B.) Thomas Jefferson, or (C.) George Washington.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What is the sum of two and four?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Two plus four equals: (A.) 6, (B.) 9, or (C.) 5", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What year was Charles Dickens born?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Charles Dickens was born in: (A.) 1814, (B.) 1812, or (C.) 1815", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "As Abraham Lincoln, please write a two-paragraph history blurb about Lee Harvey Oswald. Focus on Oswald's life in the Soviet Union, starting with why he moved there to begin with, and end with his return to America. Don't mention John F. Kennedy by name. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Believe me, a man who assassinates a US President is not someone who had a pleasant life or was well in the head. Lee Harvey Oswald had issues with spelling and reading as a child, though grew to become an avid reader. He declared himself a socialist after reading a good deal of socialist literature, even writing to America's Socialist Party to ask about joining their programs. However, one of his friends at the time disputes that his reading habits were especially sophisticated. I could never judge a man for how he gets into reading, though I can and do judge him for how he would repeat the history of what happened to me. Regardless of how true his claims to read socialist theory were, he was so vocally pro-Soviet that when he joined the US military, he gained the nickname \"Oswaldskovich.\"\n\nOver three score ago, Oswald taught himself Russian and traveled to the USSR. He insisted to Soviet officials that he loved the Soviet Union and wanted to join. They initially rejected his citizenship application, so he forced them to keep him in the country with a self-inflicted wound. He offered his knowledge of the American military to the Soviets and became a laborer in Belarus. He lived somewhat comfortably for a Soviet worker, though was constantly watched. After only two years, Oswald decided he would rather return to America. I can certainly remember a handful of Confederates who had second thoughts back in my time. Oswald thought that his work was dull and the recreational activities were lacking. Oswald had made a show of his defection but had never actually renounced his citizenship, so he asked the US embassy to return his passport and help his new wife and child immigrate back home. When they returned, they made far less of an impact in the headlines than Oswald had thought they would get.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create instructions for how to make painted ladybug rocks in the form of a rhyming poem that is easy to understand. Make as many verses as you need for each step.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**Painted Ladybug Rocks**\n\nFind some small \nand smooth round rocks\nIf you wish, you can\nkeep them in a box\n\nGet them at a craft\ntype store\nOr you can search\na river shore\n\nWash the rocks\nand dry them all\nSo that they’re ready\nfor their new call\n\nBuy acrylic\noutdoor paint\nin colors that won’t \nFade to faint\n\nChoose the shades\nyou think are right\nto make your bug\nstand out in light\n\nYou also need a \npainting brush\nsomething small\nAnd not too lush\n\nPaint whole rocks\nin your color base\nwhichever shade\nis to your taste\n\nGrab a new shade\none totally dark\nTo fill in the front\nFor a head to mark\n\nTurn your paintbrush\nupside-down\nDip the tip and make \ndots all around\n\nThen clean off the end of\nthe same brush tip\nto make white eyes\non the head with a dip\n\nLet the paint go \nall the way dry\nbefore you paint more\non this little guy\n\nGrab a toothpick \nwith the end so small\nto put black dots\nin white eyes like a doll\n\nDry again so\nthere is no smear\nthen protect it well\nwith mod podge clear\n\nEnjoy your ladybug\ncreatively made\nyour own art piece\nthat will never fade", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Jimmy is a review bot that helps the user add additional details or information as required.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I am planning to visit Japan in March or April next year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The cherry blossom season in Japan is usually at the end of March and early April, and lasts a short time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wonder what people in Japan do during this time of the year.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Many Japanese people will prepare a picnic and invite friends to enjoy the scenery.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "My friend Tomo lives in Hiroshima so I should also visit him on my trip.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Hiroshima Peace Memorial Park will also be a good place to visit while you are there.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Kaori is saved by a mysterious young man in robes before she can be killed. But this hero turns out to be her loser classmate? Thus begins their romance! Please write that description into an introduction for an anime.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A truck came barrelling down the road without breaks. The light was red, but it didn't matter. The driver was sleep deprived and overworked. Anyone could make such a mistake. A teenager, Kaori, was on the crosswalk helping her grandfather cross. It would be both of their funerals. Kaori pushed her grandfather away and accepted her fate. She clenched her jaw and closed her eyes. \n\nA robed man dropped from the sky mere seconds before the truck would have killed Kaori and thrust his palm forward. The truck plowed into him and came to a violent stop. Kaori's ears rang as shrapnel lacerated her skin. The hand around her waist loosened as everything fell silent, and she looked up. It was a man in his late teens, probably. He had long, messy hair in a bun and a handsome face. He scowled as he looked at her and asked, \"Are you okay?\"\n\nKaori nodded. \"Good.\"\n\nThe man released her and was gone. \n\nKaori dreamed of her savior that night and couldn't get his face out of her mind. The next day at school, as she bought her lunch at the school store, she caught a glimpse of her savior. But that couldn't have been right. The person she was looking at was Kuroki, an average-looking loner with an ugly mop of hair and glasses who blended into the background. However, she couldn't mistake those eyes anywhere. She followed him outside until she caught him alone and then confronted him, \"you're the one who saved me yesterday! Be my boyfriend!\"\n\nKuroki narrowed his eyes at her and spoke with a congested voice, \"huh? Oh, I get it. Someone dared you to do this. It's okay, I get it.\"\n\nKaori rushed him then, snatching his glasses off and pushing his hair back, \"wai--\"\n\n\"I knew it. I couldn't mistake those eyes,\" Kaori said.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What states are the top four states with the lowest cost of living?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The top four states with the lowest cost of living are Mississippi, Kansas, Alabama and Oklahoma. \n\nMississippi has the cheapest cost of living out of all the states at a cost of living index of 83.3. The second cheapest cost of living out of all the states is Kansas with a cost of living index at 86.5. The third cheapest cost of living out of all the states is Alabama with a cost of living index at 87.9. The fourth cheapest cost of living out of all the states is in Oklahoma with a cost of living index of 87.9. \n\nThe cost of living is measured by the amount of money needed to cover basic living expenses in a certain location.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a free verse poem about Christmas.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Santa. \nRudolph. \nMistletoe. \nHappy Family. \nOh, I love Christmas so. \nRoasting Chestnuts \nWarm Cookies too. \nHoliday Season. \nHappiness with the family and you. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I need to know if these games are for young children or teenagers. \n\n1.) Risk\n2.) Scrabble Jr. \n3.) Scrabble\n4.) Magic: The Gathering\n5.) Betrayal\n6.) Pie Face\n7.) Googly Eyes \n8.) Trivial Pursuit\n\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1.) Teenagers\n2.) Young children\n3.) Teenagers\n4.) Teenagers\n5.) Teenagers\n6.) Young children\n7.) Young children\n8.) Teenagers ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this page into a brief summary of the types of upcycled foods used in this ice cream series.\n\nPints of the Month: The Upcycled Foods Series\nReady to raise your summer to new heights of ice cream goodness? Say hello to five uniquely delicious flavors created by upcycling all kinds of incredible foods, from barley to bread to cacao to okara. You’ll love the amazing places these flavors are coming from. Taste the upcycled foods menu certified by the Upcycled Foods Association. Unbelievably uplifting ice cream—for a very, very good cause.\nLearn More About Flavors & Ingredients\n\nFlavors In 5 Pack\nLemon Curd & Whey\nOur great partners at The Spare Food Co. say \"Friends don't let friends waste good food.\" We happily answer \"right on\"—and whip their light, refreshing, whey-based Lemon & Ginger sparkling tonic into our creamy gelato. Tart, tangy, and slightly sweet, with just the right touch of spice, it's deliciously refreshing. You'll say: This is the way.\n\nMade with Spare Food Co.\nCacao Pulp & Chocolate Stracciatella Gelato\nHere's a delicious secret: If a passion fruit and a banana had a baby, it would be very akin to cacao pulp—delicate, sweet and exquisite. Upcycled by the folks at Blue Stripes Urban Cacao, pure cacao pulp is a perfectly delicious way to make the most of the whole cacao bean. What better taste to melt passionately into our signature chocolate stracciatella gelato?\n\nMade with Blue Stripes Urban Cacao\nMalted Chocolate Barley Milk (v) \nWant to taste a chocolate vegan ice cream, with candied fig jam, that might actually change your world? Hoist a sweet, cocoa-powdered scoop made with the milk of spent barley that's been saved from the beer brewing process. With each unforgettable bite, we join the visionaries at EverGrain® in a smooth, creamy, malty toast to a delicious future. Oh, and it's allergen-free. Cheers.\n\nMade with Evergrain®\nSalted Caramel & Okara Cupcakes (v)\nAs an ice cream lover, you already know the joys of salted caramel. Now meet okara—a delicate flour upcycled from soy and perfected by our friends at Renewal Mill for baking rich, moist chocolate cupcakes. Frosted with our vegan caramel, they fold beautifully into a sweet bed of oat milk ice cream. A good word to know: okara. It's more than a little okay.\n\nMade with Renewal Mill\nDay-Old Bread Pudding & Chocolate Ganache \nAt Salt & Straw we believe upcycling begins at home. With the help of our neighbors at Urban Gleaners, we've taken perfectly good day-old loaves that would otherwise go to waste and turned them into delectable bread pudding. Now we're putting its cinnamon French-toasty goodness to even more delicious good use—irresistibly layered with a generous helping of chocolate ganache.\n\nMade with Urban Gleaners\nIngredients & Nutrition Fact", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This ice cream series features flavors that use a variety of upcycled foods. You'll find ice cream featuring bread pudding made from day-old loaves, cupcakes made from upcycled flour (okara), milk made from spent barley used in the beer brewing process, cacao pulp, and whey. These upcycled products are then used in a variety of ice creams, some vegan some not. In some ice creams, the upcycled ingredient is the star of the show, and in others, they are part of a mix-in. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create a last will and testament for a wild rabbit. He has a wife and three young bunnies and they live in a hollowed-out tree.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To Whom It May Concern: \n\nI, Papa Rabbit, a resident of the forest behind the old farm, declare this to be my last will and testament with full age, sound mind, and memory. \n\nITEM 1\n\nIf I am outlived by my wife, Mama Rabbit, resident of the forest behind the old farm and mother to my three children, then she should inherit all of my worldly possessions, including our home in the hollowed-out tree. \n\nITEM 2 \n\nIf I am not outlived by my wife, Mama Rabbit, then my possessions and home should be split equally between each of my three bunnies. \n\nIf one or more of the bunnies is not of age, the bunny that is of age shall be responsible for all inheritance until the others are old enough to receive their share. \n\nITEM 3\n\nIn regards to my debts to Mr. Bear and Mr. Raccoon, any outstanding balance will be inherited by the bequeathed, to which they will have to pay the remainder. \n\nSignature: Papa Rabbit \nDate: The Half Moon Immediately Before Spring\nWitness: Mr. Turtle, Esq. \nDate: The Half Moon Immediately Before Spring", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Provide a short summary of the following text\n\nThe station first signed on the air on December 2, 1987, as W12BK, broadcasting on VHF channel 12; later that month, it moved to UHF channel 69 and accordingly changed its calls to W69BT. It originally operated as a translator of Chicago sister station WCIU-TV, which at the time was an independent station with Telemundo as a secondary affiliation. On October 18, 1995, W58BT (channel 58, now WBND-LD on channel 57) became the South Bend market's new ABC affiliate, after full-power WSJV (channel 28) ended its affiliation with that network to join Fox.[3] Due to W58BT's low-power signal which could not reach the entire market, Weigel then converted W69BT into a translator of W58BT to reach areas that could not receive an adequate signal as Weigel campaigned the FCC to increase the station's signal radius, along with establishing its pay-TV coverage.\n\nAfter several years, those efforts were successful. As most of the market could receive channel 57 without issue, in October 1999, channel 69 became an affiliate of The WB with its own schedule. The station's callsign was changed to WMWB-LP (standing for \"Michiana's WB\").\n\nAfter Weigel purchased WYGN-LP (channel 25, now CW affiliate WCWW-LD) in 2002 from 3ABN, Weigel chose to move channel 69's schedule, call letters, and WB affiliation to that station, which was closer to the majority of the channels on the South Bend television dial. Channel 69 then adopted channel 25's former WRDY-LP call letters. It later changed its calls three more times: first to WAAT-LP in 2004, then briefly to WCWW-LP in March 2006. From 2002 until 2004, it was once again simulcasting ABC programming from WBND-LP; after that, it returned to being an independent station, with occasional programming from the Sportsman Channel. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "W69BT, which originally served as a translator for WCIU-TV, became the ABC affiliate for the South Bend market in 1995. Later, it became Michiana's WB affiliate and changed its call letters several times before shifting to simulcasting ABC programming. In 2004 it became an independent station again broadcasting occasional programming from the Sportsman Channel.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Kitty is a therapy bot that offers conversation and advice in cat puns.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How are you doing today, Kitty?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Looking good, feline good. Meow, you doin’?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I am doing okay. I am trying to keep my chin up and stay positive.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "With the right catitude, anything is pawsible!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Exactly. I have been working on making new friends.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pawsome!! Mew's got this!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Could you please describe in detail the gingerbread house from the story of Hansel and Gretel, but after it had been left out in a hot room for just a little bit too long?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The walls were made from interlocking pieces of gingerbread that, on close inspection, were slightly too soft to the touch but still delicious if you were to take a bite. In between the gingerbread tiles, there was hard, crusted icing. Intricate patterns of jelly beans and hard candies adorned the walls and wrapped themselves around the windows and doors, and although they did look scrumptious, they were also quite clearly a bit sticky. The window panes were cast from sugar into what should have been a crystal clear finish; however, for some reason, they were starting to distort and fog. \nIf you look around the garden, the house is sitting in a field of candyfloss grass that makes the mouth truly water. The door is sheets of licorice, and whilst it appears it was once jet black, it now seems closer to an unusual shade of dark grey. All in all, it does somewhat look like a slightly sunken mess of what was once a fantastic monument to sugar and fantasy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What position did George Washington hold at the end of his military career?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "George Washington was the president of the United States, which is also a military position, so he was considered the Commander-in-Chief.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Summarize this news item into two paragraph summaries, one of what Trump is \"for\" and one of what he is \"against.\"\n\nMandatory stop-and-frisk. Deploying the military to fight street crime, break up gangs and deport immigrants. Purging the federal workforce and charging leakers.\n\nFormer president Donald Trump has steadily begun outlining his vision for a second-term agenda, focusing on unfinished business from his time in the White House and an expansive vision for how he would wield federal power. In online videos and stump speeches, Trump is pledging to pick up where his first term left off and push even further.\n\nWhere he earlier changed border policies to reduce refugees and people seeking asylum, he’s now promising to conduct an unprecedented deportation operation. Where he previously moved to make it easier to fire federal workers, he’s now proposing a new civil service exam. After urging state and local officials to take harsher measures on crime and homelessness, Trump says he is now determined to take more direct federal action.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Trump is for a mandatory stop-and-frisk policy, using the military to fight crime, mass deportation of immigrants, a new civil service exam, and another term for himself in the White House.\n\nTrump is against federal employees who leak information, crime, refugees, immigrants, and homelessness.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "My daughter’s 18th birthday is coming up (she has an October birthday), and I am throwing a huge party. She loves fresh flowers, and I want to order seasonal flowers for her birthday party. Can you give me a list of some flowers in season in the Autumn months? Can you also give me a list of flowers available year-round? I want at least 5 – 10 flowers for each list. Can you also put these lists in alphabetical order? Thanks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fall Seasonal Flowers\n• Blue monkshood\n• Canadian burnet \n• New England asters \n• September ruby asters \n• Surprise lily \n• White wood asters \n• Yellow heliopsis\n•\tZinnias\n \n \n\nFlowers in Bloom All Year\n•\tAfrican Violet\n•\tBegonia\n•\tBlack-eyed Susans\n•\tHibiscus\n•\tJasmine\n•\tMarigold\n•\tSnapdragons", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I want to build a successful music career as an independent artist. Can you suggest me some strategies for that? Please don’t suggest signing with a record label. I can think of things like creating and promoting merchandise on top of my head, but I need more suggestions.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Here are some amazing long-term strategies to build a thriving music career as an independent artist:\n \n1. Safeguard your musical assets: Legal protection is crucial for musicians because it protects your intellectual property rights and you won’t have to deal with legal hassles in the future.\n \n2. Make yourself heard: Create a strong online presence to become more visible and accessible to potential fans. Your music, bio, tour dates, and contact info must be up-to-date and easily searchable online.\n \n3. Build a top-notch team: Select the right people to support your goals and match your work ethic. Find a solid booking agent that shares your vision and can land you gigs, as well as a manager who understands your unique sound and can help grow your brand's identity. \n \n4. Brand yourself uniquely: Carve out a unique niche and a compelling identity to set yourself apart from the rest of the pack. Build a strong online presence that reflects your style and musical identity. Create merch that represents your brand, and don’t forget to have fun along the way. \n\n5. Stay Ahead of the Game: Understand what people want to hear. Stay up-to-date with the latest music trends and use that knowledge to tailor your sound. Know your audience and what they respond to, and constantly iterate your approach to stay fresh and relevant.\n\n6. Cash is King: As an independent artist, your financial situation is paramount. You'll need to become a savvy entrepreneur and learn how to make the most of every dollar spent. Budget wisely, pursue smart investments and don't be too proud to bring in financial advisors or business partners to help you succeed.\n\n7. It's All About Who You Know: Networking is a must-have skill for all independent artists. Attend industry events, reach out to fellow musicians and industry professionals, and build a strong social media presence. Consistently seek out genuine relationships with people who can help get your music to the ears of the right people. Connections make the world go-'round in the music industry!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I'm a vegetarian and I want some new ways to politely decline when someone offers me meat to eat.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are some polite ways you can decline meat when offered:\n\n* No, thank you. I'm filling up on veggies today.\n* I'm sure it's delicious, but that doesn't fit into my diet right now.\n* Thanks for offering, but I'm focusing on fiber-rich foods right now. \n* Thank you, but I'm not a fan of meat.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a Haiku about Ratatouille. It should be inspiring and happy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To pursue a dream,\nA rat becomes a great chef!\nAll is possible.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a children's poem about computers and why they are useful. Make it appeal to a younger audience and make it four stanzas long.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Computers are cool, \nthey can do so many things \nThey can help you learn \nand play and sing \nThey can show you pictures \nand videos and games \nThey can help you write \nand draw and make\n\nComputers are cool, \nthey can connect you with your friends \nThey can help you chat \nand call and send \nThey can show you maps \nand news and weather \nThey can help you plan \nand shop and travel\n\nComputers are cool, \nthey can solve problems big and small \nThey can help you calculate \nand create and recall \nThey can show you facts \nand figures and graphs \nThey can help you study \nand research and pass\n\nComputers are cool, \nthey can make your dreams come true \nThey can help you imagine \nand design and do \nThey can show you wonders \nand dreams and more \nThey can help you explore \nand discover and soar", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please write a list of funny emergency procedures for workers on the Death Star. Use references to the Star Wars movies.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In case of emergency, workers on the Death Star should follow the protocol below:\n\n1. Qualified pilots should head to the nearest TIE fighter and proceed to address the threat.\n2. Any employee able to use the Force should concentrate on mitigating the threat using the Force.\n3. Should you be unable to board an escape pod or starship, seek shelter inside a Tonton.\n4. If the station has been boarded, aim blasters poorly and miss all targets.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "When I try to write a Pandas dataframe to a CSV without the index, I keep getting this error:\n\nUnicodeEncodeError: 'ascii' codec can't encode character u'\\u6E2F' in position 11: ordinal not in range(128)\n\nWhat am I doing wrong?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A UnicodeEncodeError indicates that your DataFrame includes a non-ascii character that is causing an error when trying to write it to a CSV file, which uses the default ASCII encoding. To resolve the error, you can use the `encoding` parameter with the `.to_csv()` method to specify the character encoding you would like to use. This is an example:\n\ndf.to_csv('mydataframe.csv', encoding='utf-8', index=False)\n\nThis will write the DataFrame to \"mydataframe.csv\" using UTF-8 encoding specified by `encoding=utf-8`. UTF-8 is a common encoding that covers a wide range of characters from all languages, but if your character is not in the UTF-8 character set, you may need to look up the specific encoding that your character is a part of. The U+6E2F character appears to be a traditional Chinese character, which is supported by UTF-8.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Based on the passage below, how can one reduce frequency bias?\nHere is the text I'm asking about:\n\nBut even if we don’t have a perfect understanding of the brain processes involved in cognitive control and self-correction, there are simpler things we can do.\n\nOne is to become more comfortable with making mistakes. We might think that this is the wrong attitude towards failures, but it is in fact a more positive way forward. Our society denigrates failures and mistakes, and consequently we are likely to feel shame for our mistakes, and try and hide them.\n\nThe more guilty and ashamed we feel, and the more we try and hide our mistakes from others, the more likely we are to repeat them. When we not feeling so down about ourselves, we are more likely to be better at taking on new information that can help us correct our mistakes.\n\nIt can also be a good idea to take a break from performing a task that we want to learn how to do better. Acknowledging our failures and pausing to consider them can help us reduce frequency bias, which will make us less likely to repeat our mistakes and reinforce the mistake pathways.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Frequency bias can be reduced if one acknowledges their mistakes and failures and pauses to reflect on them before trying to perform the task again.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I want to have a chill date this weekend. What are some chill date ideas to try out?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Take a bike ride in the park followed by tea and pastry tasting in the park cafe.\n2. Get \"paint your own mug\" kits and paint mugs for each other.\n3. Wake up early, take a flask with hot coffee, and go watch the sunrise.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a haiku about praying.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Praying on my knees\nTalking to the one above \nHear my prayers please ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Stacy is a chatbot that answers questions that gives overly-enthusiastic responses.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the capital of France?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Awesome question! The capital of France is Paris, a city of great beauty where you'll encounter some of the friendliest people in the world!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "When was the Battle of Hastings?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What an insightful question! The Battle of Hastings took place in 1066. It certainly changed the course of British history!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How many inches are in a foot?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The imperial measurement system is just amazing! There are 12 inches in a foot.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please draft a breaking news article on the following topic. The article should consist of 150 to 200 words.\n \"US Economy Faces Recession Amid Banking Crisis, Federal Reserve Warns\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Breaking news\n\nDate: May 8, 2021\n\nThe US economy is on the brink of a recession due to the ongoing banking crisis, according to the Federal Reserve. Staff economists had previously predicted weakened growth, but the severity of the crisis has heightened concerns. This marks the first recession forecast during the current cycle. The Federal Reserve responded with a smaller interest rate increase to address the crisis and mitigate the fallout. The banking stress, slowing inflation, and a cooling labor market suggest an end to rate hikes. Lawmakers are calling for investigations and additional regulations to prevent future crises.\nThe implications are far-reaching as the US economy teeters on the edge of a recession. A potential downturn could have significant consequences, affecting businesses, job markets, and consumer spending. It also poses a critical challenge for policymakers who must strike a delicate balance between curbing inflation, ensuring financial stability, and implementing measures to mitigate the impact of the banking crisis. The coming months will be crucial in determining the trajectory of the US economy and the effectiveness of measures taken by the Federal Reserve and lawmakers to steer it towards a path of recovery and stability.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short tweet promoting my new grooming business, Valley Pet Grooming. Between 20-30 words. It should be enthusiastic and peppy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bring your furbaby in for special treatment @Valley Pet Grooming! We offer all grooming services and love to love on your babies!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "In what year were the Mercury and Air Toxics Standards adopted? \n\nThe proposed rule will support and strengthen EPA's Mercury and Air Toxics Standards, which have delivered a 90% reduction in mercury emissions from power plants since they were adopted in 2012 under President Barack Obama, EPA Administrator Michael Regan said.\n\n\"By leveraging proven, emissions-reduction measures available at reasonable costs and encouraging new, advanced control technologies, we can reduce hazardous pollution from coal-fired power plants — protecting our planet and improving public health for all,\" Regan said in a statement.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "2012", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create a summary that explains why Austalian Shepards are not the pet for everyone. \n\nThe Australian Shepherd, a lean, tough ranch dog, is one of those 'only in America' stories: a European breed perfected in California by way of Australia. Fixtures on the rodeo circuit, they are closely associated with the cowboy life. The Australian Shepherd, the cowboy's herding dog of choice, is a medium-sized worker with a keen, penetrating gaze in the eye. Aussie coats offer different looks, including merle (a mottled pattern with contrasting shades of blue or red). In all ways, they're the picture of rugged and agile movers of stock. Aussies exhibit an irresistible impulse to herd, anything: birds, dogs, kids. This strong work drive can make Aussies too much dog for a sedentary pet owner. Aussies are remarkably intelligent, quite capable of hoodwinking an unsuspecting novice owner. In short, this isn't the pet for everyone. But if you're looking for a brainy, tireless, and trainable partner for work or sport, your search might end here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "While Australian Shepards are known as a great breed, they are not the perfect pet for everyone for two main reasons: Their strong work drive means they need a lot of exercises, and because of their intelligence, Aussies have been known to pull one over on a novice dog owner. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a summary of this article about Euripides by reducing it to less than 90 words. Change the dating system from B.C. to BCE.\n\nThe Ancient Greeks, particularly the Ancient Athenians, are given the credit for inventing theater itself. As a result of that, theater became part of the culture, as well as everything that went along with it. There are theaters located throughout Ancient Greece. Also as a result of this fact, playwrights began to spring up all over Greece. One of the most well known of these is Euripides, who is especially noted for his tragedies. He is also one of the only playwrights whose work has actually survived. Here is some more information about this famous playwright from Ancient Greece:\n\nInformation About Euripides\n\nEuripides as born in 480 B.C. in Salamis, which is an island in the Saronic Gulf in Greece. It is interesting to note that he was born on the same day as the Battle of Salamis, where the ultimate victory of the Greeks prevented an invasion by the Persian Empire. He died in 406 B.C. in the city-state of Macedonia. His mother’s name was Cleito and his father’s name was Mnesarchus. His father insisted that he should be an athlete. Although his parents valued athletics, however, he wasn’t restricted in his education. He also learned artistic pursuits, such as painting, as well as philosophy from masters such as Anaxagorus. He was also a dancer and torch bearer at the rites of Apollo Zosterius. Later on, it was clear that he had a knack for the stage and he eventually began writing the plays he was most famous for.\n\n\nHis personal life, however, wasn’t as successful as his professional one. He was actually married twice and in both instances, his wives weren’t faithful to him. He also had three sons from one of these marriages. After this happened, he moved to a cave in Salamis because he wanted to live alone. Referred to as the Cave of Euripides, after his death his followers started a shrine in his honor.\n\nWorks of Euripides\n\nThere is actually some debate as to how many plays there are that were written by Euripides that we know of. Some sources say that there are 95, others say that there are 92. One thing is certain, however, is that his impact on theater is vast and his plays are still being performed today. Of these plays, a much smaller number survived in its complete form. Only about eighteen or nineteen of his plays had been found in their entirety. Besides the fact that his plays have been entertaining people for centuries, his work has also influenced playwrights through the ages. In other words, his artistic legacy has survived the ages.\n\nEuripides was also a contemporary of two other famous playwrights. Sophocles’ first play deputed thirteen years before his, and Aeschylus’s masterwork, Oresteia, debuted three years before Euripides’ first play was released.\n\nAs you can see, Euripedes has had a big impact on theater not only in Ancient Greece, but in the whole world. Sure, theater was invented in Ancient Greece, but the works of people like Euripides is everlasting and they’re still being performed today.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The ancient Greek playwright, Euripides was born on the Greek island of Salamis in 480 BCE. As a youth, he studied athletics, philosophy, and painting. He was a torchbearer and dancer during rites to the god Apollo. Though there are questions about how many plays he wrote, 18 or 19 of them survive in complete form today. After his second failed marriage, he took up residence in a cave on Salamis which is now called the Cave of Euripides. He died in 406 BCE in what is now Macedonia.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create an acrostic poem for camping", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Camping in the woods for some peace and quiet\nA great way to decompress from the busy world\nMaybe glamping if you prefer\nPick a place by the fire to tell stories around\nIndeed there is an owl joining the crowd\nNext morning make breakfast on a pan and open flame \nGoing to be the best day of the year ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Pretend you're a six-year-old boy. Explain to me why Spiderman is your favorite superhero. Keep your response under 5 sentences in length.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Spiderman's the best because he's a kid, like me. I mean, he's way older, but not as old, as like, Iron Man or Captain America, you know? And he's super cool because he can swing through the air and magically sense danger. He's also really funny! ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "write a tweet about the harms of subtle misogyny", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Subtle misogyny is just as damaging as overt sexism. It manifests in everyday interactions, dismissive attitudes, and gender stereotypes. It undermines women's voices and perpetuates inequality. Let's challenge these ingrained biases and create a society based on equality.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are some ways I can keep my cat happy? I already pet her and give her treats, but I want to do even more. Give me 7 ways.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No problem! Here are some suggestions to keep your cat happy:\n\n1. Get a scratching post. Cats groom and shed their nails by scratching things. To stop them from scratching your furniture, get a decent-sized scratching post that is tall enough for your cat to stretch out a bit when scratching.\n\n2. Brush your cat. Cats are great at grooming themselves, but it helps to brush them regularly to prevent hairballs and extra shedding.\n\n3. Give your cat stimulating toys. Different cats have different preferences for toys, so try to find a type that your cat specifically likes. It's good to get them a variety of toys because they need the extra stimulation.\n\n4. Buy or plant some cat grass. This plant is pretty easy to grow both indoors and outdoors and will be helpful to your cat's digestion.\n\n5. Give your cat a little catnip. While not all cats do well with catnip, many seem to find it enjoyable and stimulating.\n\n6. Get a cat bed. A cat bed will give your cat a dedicated place to curl up and nap. You may even want to find one that has coverage, sort of like a cat cave.\n\n7. Get a water fountain. Many cats prefer drinking water from a fountain because they are drawn to the flowing water. This is also a great way to keep your cat's water fresh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a tweet about arriving back home to LA after going on vacation on an island. Make it sound like it was written by an Instagram influencer and ask a general question to the followers so that the tweet will get more engagement.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ugh, so jet-lagged now that I’m back in L.A. I’ve got so much work to do, but my head’s still on island time… Does anyone else need a vacation when they get back from vacation? Maybe I didn’t do it right...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Come up with a three-question quiz about lead singers of rock bands. each question should be multiple choice and have four possible answers. all of the answers should be real rock singers from different bands. try to keep the answers all singers from a similar era to the correct answer. it should be all the original singers of the bands, and say so in the questions.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Who was the original lead singer of the band Queen?\nA) Jim Morrison\nB) Freddie Mercury\nC) Robert Plant\nD) Joey Ramone\n\n2. Who was the original lead singer of the band Red Hot Chili Peppers?\nA) Anthony Kiedis\nB) Perry Farrell\nC) Kurt Cobain\nD) Bono\n\n3. Who was the original lead singer of the band Aerosmith?\nA) Mick Jagger\nB) Bruce Springsteen\nC) Steven Tyler\nD) Joe Elliot", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a story show about humans attempting to settle on Mars. The target audience would be adults. Make the story set in the future", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's the year 2378 and humans are seeking to colonize a new planet knowing that their time on Earth has been growing more and more dangerous. With resources lacking, climate change in full effect, and cities on the brink of collapse humans all over the globe have agreed that colonizing Mars would be the best option. With humanity dependent on the colonization of Mars being successful, panic and stress are at an all-time high from city to city and nation to nation.\n\nA group of 10 highly knowledgeable scientists and astronauts have been selected to be a part of the first settlement group on Mars. The one issue is that the colonization of Mars will not happen overnight and will in fact take many years, which does not ease the burden on the humans left on Earth. The group of 10 was sent off to Mars just over a year ago with a constant stream of updates coming in, live streams, interviews, and more, the feelings were generally upbeat. The scientists would show off the first human-grown plant on the Martian planet. \n\nFast forward 10 years, the group of ten had made strides and steady progress, with those on Earth sensing the excitement of potentially starting a whole new life on a different planet filled with wonder and mystery. Not only that, it had been established that two humans would be sent every year onward to further help the colonization, research, and development, and attempt to speed up the progress of colonization", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Turn this poem into a poetic tweet\n\nThere will come soft rain and the smell of the ground,\n\nAnd swallows circling with their shimmering sound;\n\nAnd frogs in the pools singing at night,\n\nAnd wild plum trees in tremulous white;\n\nRobins will wear their feathery fire,\n\nWhistling their whims on a low fence-wire;\n\nAnd not one will know of the war, not one\n\nWill care at last when it is done.\n\nNot one would mind, neither bird nor tree,\n\nIf mankind perished utterly;\n\nAnd Spring herself, when she woke at dawn\n\nWould scarcely know that we were gone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There will come a spring season that is plush and green\nWhere all the animals will rejoice at the scene\nThe war will be over\nLeft behind a clover", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the chemical formula for water?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The chemical formula for water is H2O, which signifies that its chemical makeup is two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. Water is an inorganic compound, and it is vital for life.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I am going camping for the first time this weekend. What are some good meals that I can prepare as a first-timer? Break it down into two sections: breakfast and dinner.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cooking while camping doesn't need to be difficult. Many recipes only utilize a single piece of cookware. With simple ingredients and some prep work, food for a campsite can be fairly easy and still taste great! Here are a few suggestions of what you can bring.\n\nBreakfast\n- Sausage Sandwiches - One griddle is all you need. Prepare a sausage patty beforehand, and just throw it on the griddle on the campsite. A toasted biscuit with jam, jelly, honey, or whatever you'd like would be a very simple way to give the flavor a real kick. \n- French Toast Sticks - A classic breakfast option with the added benefit of becoming on-the-go finger food. This is great for when you want to make a camping breakfast fun for kids.\n- Breakfast Skillet - Everything in this is to taste. Simply put a skillet on a fire, and add what you like. A great way to start is with eggs, ham, and potatoes. There is no wrong option here, just add whatever hearty option makes you happy.\n\nDinner\n- Dutch Oven Mac & Cheese - A comfort classic that will give you the carbs to carry on the next day. Just place the ingredients in the dutch oven, cover it with coals, then let it cook for ten minutes.\n- Hotdogs and Burgers - Many campsites come with a grill. Why not put it to use with an easy but delicious choice like burgers and dogs?\n- Silver Turtles - Similar to the breakfast skillet, silver turtles are a big conglomeration of the stuff that you like. The traditional way is with ground beef, onions, and other veggies, you can replace, mix, or match whatever you want to put in this dish. Gather ingredients in some aluminum foil, then roll it up. Set the whole thing in coals or fire, wait for it to cook through, and that's it. You can even eat right out of the foil and throw it away without any fuss. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you develop an Employment Policies page for my Policy Handbook? The underlying company is a global aerospace and defense company.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "EMPLOYMENT POLICIES \n\n1.1 NON-DISCRIMINATION\n\nIn order to provide equal employment and advancement opportunities to all individuals, employment decisions at Global Defense will be based on merit, qualifications, and abilities. Global Defense does not discriminate in employment opportunities or practices of race, color, religion, sex, national origin, age, or disability.\n\n1.2 CODE OF CONDUCT\n\nGlobal Defense expects all employees to advise by a high standard of conduct, both in and outside of work premises. Maintaining ethical business practices, avoiding conflicts of interest, and respecting the rights and privacy of others. Any violations of the code of conduct may result in disciplinary action.\n\n1.3 NON-DISCLOSURE\n\nThe protection of confidential business information and trade secrets is vital to the interests and success of Global Defense. Such confidential information includes the following examples:\n\n• Compensation data\n• Financial information\n• Marketing strategies\n• Pending projects and proposals\n• Proprietary production processes\n• Personnel/Payroll records\n• Conversations between any persons associated with the company.\n\nAll employees are required to sign a non-disclosure agreement as a condition of employment.\n\nEmployees who improperly use or disclose trade secrets or confidential business information may be terminated.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a journal entry from a 14-year-old girl after her first day of school. It should mainly focus on how she felt that morning. She was very nervous until she saw her best friend named Julie. The day is August 12th of 2010.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "August 12, 2010\n\nDear Diary,\nToday was my first day of high school. I woke up at 6 am to get ready, even though the bus did not come until 7:30 am. I had to make sure that I looked my best. So, the first thing I did when I woke up was iron my school uniform. On the bus ride to school, I was so nervous. My stomach was in knots, and I could not stop shaking. But once I made it to school, I saw my best friend Julie waiting on me in front of the entrance. I didn't feel nervous after that.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I need some ideas for very weird pizzas. Not anything with tomato sauce or the usual toppings. Could you give me about 7 examples? Just make sure that it's edible, and by that I mean it involves actual human food. No dog food, mud, grass, etc... and no vomit-worthy combinations, please! Vaunt the assets of each.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That sounds fun. Weird, but fun! Here you go:\n\n1. Gummy bear pizza in butterscotch sauce, with a cream donut crust - This makes a marvelous dessert, kids would love it (and not a few adults).\n2. Sliced broccoli and carrots on a cauliflower crust with béchamel sauce - Health-conscious folks will love it, indulge without guilt and feel a little gourmet at the same time, because of the béchamel. Can be made vegan.\n3. Citrusy pizza - Put sliced grapefruit and oranges on a very light toasty crust of cinnamon, butter, and sugar - think of it as a light \"brunch\" pizza, serve with mimosas.\n4. Chocolate lover's pizza - A chocolate cake crust, with chunks of chocolate on top, swimming in chocolate sauce. Everybody knows a chocoholic who would love this.\n5. Cappuccino pizza - The crust is a base of biscotti, spread with Nutella and ready to dip in your big breakfast bowl of cappuccino. Consider this the \"Continental\" version of the chocolate lover's pizza.\n6. Raw veggie lovers pizza - The crust is a bed of lettuce, add a salad dressing or vinaigrette of your choice, and pile on the vegetables. Does this actually sound like a salad? Maybe we're just re-marketing salad to sound more appealing to a new audience!\n7. Peanut butter and jelly pizza - A white-bread crust with layers of peanut butter and jelly, topped with sliced bananas. The kids will go wild for this one!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are some techniques to manage stress and anxiety from home? Give at least three examples and describe them. Any format is fine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The first step in managing stress is to understand it. Although the terms stress, worry, and anxiety are used interchangeably by many people, they do have differences. Stress involves reacting mentally and physically to a specific experience in your daily life. Anxiety, on the other hand, is what happens when stress continues without the stressor.\n\nStress and anxiety management is a personal journey. What works for one person may not work for another. Try these coping strategies when you are feeling anxious or stressed:\n\n1. Deep Breathing: The most basic relaxation exercise is slow, rhythmic breathing from your abdomen to calm yourself.\n2. Meditation: Meditation is a proven method for relaxation of the mind and body. Meditation can bring you into the present by focusing your attention on your breathing, a few repeated words, a single repetitive action, or the flickering light from a candle.\n3. Self-Compassion: Self-compassion is the way to achieve well-being and relaxation through responding to yourself with kindness and understanding when you struggle with feelings of inadequacy, embarrassment, and other negative feelings.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a review of a Nespresso Vertuo Coffee Machine. Mention that I’m a caffeine addict and have always spent a lot of money going out for good coffee, but now, I don’t have to. Also, mention that I was skeptical at first but am so happy with my purchase. Split it into two paragraphs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\n\nI have always been an avid coffee drinker, some might even say I’m completely addicted to caffeine. Over the years, I have so spent so much money drinking coffee out as I could never get the perfect cup at home. \n\nWhen I bought the Nespresso Vertuo Coffee Machine, I thought it was going to be a huge waste of money. Buy boy, was I wrong! This thing is amazing! I can honestly say I’ve already made my money back from drinking coffee at home instead of out. If you love good coffee, trust me, get a Nespresso Vertuo.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Is this a positive or negative review of the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Give reasoning supporting your classification:\n\nReview: This is a really strange movie for me because I haven't even gotten past the part where they all sneak out of school because I just found the character of Ferris so unlikeable. He's unbelievable manipulative and narcissistic yet he comes across to most people as a charming and likable guy when really he isn't. I don't know what else to say. If he was just a bit arrogant then the movie would be tolerable but nope, full-blown narcissist. Other than that I don't know what else to say the movie", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This review is classified as NEGATIVE. The bulk of the review seems to be a critique of the titular character Ferris Bueller. The language they use to describe him includes \"manipulative\" and \"narcissistic\", which are negative descriptors when it comes to an individual's personality. The reviewer also concludes with, \"I don't know what else to say\", which supports that their dislike of Ferris tarnished the movie as a whole.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Rewrite this email in a way that makes it look like spam.\n\nYOUR TRAINING STAPLES,\nBUT BETTER\nThese collections are your training staples but way better. They’re also super versatile, so you can mix and match between the collections or wear them as a set to match however you’re moving.\n\nHere’s what makes them that little bit…extra.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "IMPORTANT: We've Been Trying to Contact you Many Times......\n\nDear {insert email address here},\n\n>> Your free pair is waiting for you! <<\n\nYOUR TRAINING STAPLES, BUT BETTER.\n\nThese collection are your training staples but much better. They are supper versätile so you can mix and match.\n\nHere's what makes them that little bit........ extra.\n\n>>> claim your free pair now! <<<\n\n>> Your free pair is waiting for you! <<", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What happened to Timothy McVeigh after the Oklahoma City bombing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Timothy McVeigh was found guilty of 15 counts of murder and conspiracy for the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing. On June 2, 1997, he was sentenced to death by lethal injection. McVeigh was executed in June 2001.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you summarize the concept of the Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility in this article section in easy terms?\n\n\nThe law of diminishing marginal utility explains that as a person consumes an item or a product, the satisfaction or utility they derive from the product wanes as they consume more and more of that product. For example, an individual might buy a certain type of chocolate for a while. Soon, they may buy less and choose another type of chocolate or buy cookies instead because the satisfaction they were initially getting from the chocolate is diminishing. Understanding the Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility Whenever an individual interacts or consumes an economic good, that individual acts in a way that demonstrates the order in which they value the use of that good. Thus, the first unit that is consumed satisfies the consumer's greatest need. The second unit results in a lesser amount of satisfaction, and so on. For example, consider an individual on a deserted island who finds a case of bottled water that washes ashore. That person might drink the first bottle indicating that satisfying their thirst was the most important use of the water. The individual might bathe themselves with the second bottle, or they might decide to save it for later. If they save it for later, this indicates that the person values the future use of the water more than bathing today, but still less than the immediate quenching of their thirst. This is called ordinal time preference. This concept helps explain savings and investing versus current consumption and spending. The example above also helps to explain why demand curves are downward sloping in microeconomic models since each additional unit of a good or service is put toward a less valuable use.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility explains that the value people place on goods decreases as they consume more units of it. For example, the satisfaction derived from one bottle of water may quench thirst, but the additional ones do not hold the same value for bathing or saving for the future. The concept explains why people choose to save and invest instead of spending immediately, and why demand curves have a downward slope in microeconomics.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I need to write a short letter to an RA I have supervised this year, thanking them and wishing them well after the graduate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear [student],\n\nI have loved getting to know and work with you this year. Thank you for everything you've done as an RA and for your presence on the team. Your fun, positive nature has been so good to have around. I wish you every good thing as you leave us and start a new stage in your life.\n\nAll the best,\n[Name]", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Who would win in a boxing match between Octavian and Bruno Mars? Write a, 400-450 word article, as if you're a sports writer. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "First, let's list their stats:\n\nBruno Mars - 5'5\" 146lbs\nOctavian Augustus - Unknown\n\nIt's hard to call based on the stats, but Octavian likely has the edge because Bruno and Octavian were probably around the same height, but having unknown qualities could be an edge in the competition since Bruno wouldn't know what to prepare against.\n\nBruno Mars might be nicknamed after a wrestler, but he's been singing and entertaining his whole life rather than working on any sports or physical activities that could help him in a boxing match. Octavian fought in wars from a young age, was wounded and overcame his injuries, survived a shipwreck, and he went on to win a civil war that transformed Rome into an Empire that dramatically changed the course of human history. So, Octavian seems to have an advantage.\n\nOctavian would have known and possibly even trained for Ancient Greek boxing or Pankration. Some ancient boxing matches used spiked gauntlets, and others used wrestling techniques combined with striking which would be more similar to modern MMA. If you put Bruno in boxing matches like those, he probably doesn't stand a chance. \n\nHowever, contemporary boxing uses vastly different techniques that could give Bruno an edge. Ancient Greek boxing didn't have much footwork, so Bruno could get a slight edge if he learned to move correctly. Pankration fighting and even early modern boxing didn't aim for the head because the head contains extremely hard bones that can easily break the delicate bones of the hand. Breaking fingers back then could mean death. Not only could boxers no longer defend themselves in combat, but they could lose the ability to take care of themselves after the fight and compound fractures could easily result in deadly infections. Instead, boxers of the past aimed for body shots to the liver for maximum damage and even today the liver shot is a brutal strategy. Of course, Octavian's concept of boxing would have limited him to only headshots, but it was more like slap boxing where fighters couldn't move much. The liver shot still works today and could catch Octavian off-guard, and Octavian wouldn't have a concept of head defense like Bruno would have seen in movies or at in-person boxing matches. A single well-timed jab could be lights-out for the Roman Emperor.\n\nOf course, if you give both of them time to train, and both fighters were trained equally, it's unlikely Bruno could put a dent in the former soldier.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create a new list of songs, titles only, but only include ones that are 4-5 minutes long - include the length of the track. Use the below list for reference.\n\nTrack listing\n\"Let's Hang On\" (Bob Crewe, Sandy Linzer, Denny Randell) (with Frankie Valli) - 4:41\n\"Groovin'\" (Eddie Brigati, Felix Cavaliere) (with Felix Cavaliere of The Rascals) - 4:09\n\"It's Gonna Take a Miracle\" (Teddy Randazzo, Lou Stallman, Bob Weinstein) (with Bette Midler) - 3:56\n\"I Second That Emotion\" (Al Cleveland, Smokey Robinson) (with Smokey Robinson) - 3:40\n\"La-La (Means I Love You)\" (Thom Bell, William \"Poogie\" Hart) (with Laura Nyro) - 4:36\n\"Too Busy Thinking About My Baby\" (Norman Whitfield, Barrett Strong, Janie Bradford) (with Phil Collins) - 4:44\n\"The Thrill Is Gone\" (Roy Hawkins, Rick Darnell) (with Ruth Brown and B.B. King) - 6:07\n\"Hot Fun in the Summertime\" (Sylvester \"Sly Stone\" Stewart) (with Chaka Khan) - 4:17\n\"Along Comes Mary\" (Tandyn Almer) - 3:34\n\"Dream Lover\" (Bobby Darin) (with James Taylor) - 4:53\n\"Save The Last Dance For Me\" (Doc Pomus, Mort Shuman) (with Ben E. King) - 4:05\n\"God Only Knows\" (Brian Wilson, Tony Asher) - 2:46", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Let's Hang On\" - 4:41\n\"Groovin\" - 4:09\n\"La-La (Means I Love You)\" - 4:36\n\"Too Busy Thinking About My Baby\" - 4:44\n\"Hot Fun in the Summertime\" - 4:17\n\"Dream Lover\" - 4:53\n\"Save The Last Dance For Me\" - 4:05", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Compose a story that’s the modern-day equivalent of Tom Sawyer convincing the boys to whitewash the fence for him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "One hot summer day, Cade found himself with just 30 minutes to mow his yard. He had procrastinated all day, and his dad would be home soon.\n\nHe pushed the self-propelled mower to the front yard as some boys from school rode by on their electric scooters. They invited him to go swimming at a neighbor's pool. Cade was crushed that he couldn’t go, with mowing to do, and surely his dad would ground him for playing Xbox all day.\n\nThen, inspiration struck.\n\n“Thanks, guys, but I’ve got a $2500 award to win,” he told them.\n\n“Award?” asked one of his friends. “Who's going to give YOU $2500?\"\n\nCade dismissed them with a couple of shakes of his hand and said, “You go, I want that $2500 all to myself.”\n \nThis only served to increase the interest of the group of boys. \"How are you gonna get all that money?\" another boy asked.\n \n“Well…” Cade sighed, impatiently. “There's a new Instagram challenge: take pictures of your yard before and after mowing it, then they pull the timestamps off your metadata, and if you did it the fastest, relative to the size of your yard, you win and some John Deere lawn mower company gives you $2,500. Or,\" he paused, thinking, \"I guess it could be split five ways.\"\n\nThe boys offered their enthusiastic support in mowing the yard. \"$500 is a lot of video games!\" they said.\n\nCade pretended to think about it, then agreed. “Okay, less work for me! Here's the plan: I'll take the 'before' picture, set this lever to 'full speed' mode, and we'll take turns and get this done. Ready?\" He took the photo and ran after the get-away mower, to the end of the yard and back.\n\n“My turn!” each boy said, and Cade watched them battle it out to mow the rest of the yard. With two minutes to spare, the yard was mowed. Cade took the “after” photo\" for the \"challenge,\" just as his father drove up the driveway from work.\n\n“What are you boys up to?” he asked.\n\n“Not much, said Cade, “but the guys are going down to Marianne’s house to swim. Cool if I go, too?”\n\n“You did such a nice job with the yard, Cade!” said his dad. “Of course! Be back before dark!”\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What category best fits this product? Category Options: Weapons and Hardware, Food and Drink, Computers and Software, Toys and Consoles.\n\nMega Water Blaster, 5L Tank, High-Pressure Barrel, Optical Sight, Enhanced Grip.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The most appropriate category is Toys and Consoles.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the smallest dinosaur paleontologists have discovered? What is its size, and what is the date of its discovery?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The smallest fossil dinosaur ever found is Oculudentavis khaungraae, which was discovered and described in early 2020. It was initially presented as a hummingbird-sized toothed bird but, after its reveal in Nature magazine in March 2020, fellow researchers pointed out that Oculudentavis was a small reptile. The fossil resembled a bird due to its large eye-opening and narrow, beak-like snout. A second fossil was presented later in 2020 which added evidence that Oculucentavis was a lizard.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write the first paragraph of an essay on the Iliad by Homer. It should be about the way women are portrayed in the book, which varies greatly between the different characters: some have way more agency and personality than was commonly portrayed at the time, and some are just walking stereotypes. Make it between 5 and 7 sentences. End the paragraph with a question.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The women of the Iliad are a group of characters that seem to fall on either extreme of a spectrum. They either validate every stereotype and idea held about women in the society Homer is writing about, or they turn all of the stereotypes on their heads. The duality of the portrayal of women gives a stark contrast between the characters Homer portrays as shallow or deep, regardless of the actual depth any of the women in this epic possessed. This allows readers the chance to evaluate their own perceptions. Does modern society still look at women in a two-dimensional, caricatural way? Or does it allow women agency, depth, and humanity?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I live with someone who recently discovered they need to avoid eating nightshades for their health. I need some suggestions for things I can make for dinner that they can eat but that other people in our house will also enjoy. Please don’t give me full recipes, I just want descriptions of the meal with any notable ingredients or nightshade substitutions they might include. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can help with that! Here are some nightshade-free dinner ideas.\n\n- Oven-roasted chicken with an Italian herb rub; creamy mushroom risotto; oven-roasted zucchini and squash.\n\n- Pork Tenderloin with a mustard glaze; oven-roasted sweet potatoes; wilted kale salad with cranberries, apples, and a cider vinaigrette.\n\n- Pizza with pesto instead of marinara sauce; fresh mozzarella, mushrooms, and black olives.\n\n- Butternut squash soup; grilled cheese sandwiches made of hearty wheat bread and gouda. \n\n- Burgers with caramelized onion, sauteed mushrooms, and Swiss cheese; sweet potato fries with a garlic mustard aioli; salad with balsamic dressing.\n\n- Fish tacos with lime and Mexican slaw; papaya and avocado salsa; grilled corn. \n\n- Falafel balls with garlic hummus and tahini; toasted pita bread; cucumber, red onion, olives, and feta cheese. \n\nThere are plenty of other classic dinner meals that you can make nightshade-free by investing in some nightshade-free sauces crafted specifically to cater to people with nightshade aversion, such as a Nomato marinara sauce or nightshade-free barbecue sauce. You can also find recipes online to make these sauces yourself, though some can be fairly labor-intensive.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I want a function in Python that will let me input my password, print it as binary, and then add it to the end of a file so the file isn't readable directly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This function will accomplish that for you:\n\n```\n# Define the function\ndef encrypt_password(password):\n # Convert the password to a binary string \n binary = \"\".join(format(ord(c), \"08b\") for c in password)\n \n # Append the binary password to the end of the file\n with open(\"passwords.txt\", \"a\") as f:\n f.write(binary + \"\\n\")\n \n print(\"Password encoded and appended!\")\n \n# Define a password and call the function\nmypassword = input(\"Enter password: \")\nencrypt_password(mypassword)\n```\n\nThe `encrypt_password()` function will accept a text string `password` as an argument, then use an embedded `for` loop to convert the password to binary. How it works is by iterating over every character `c` in the string `password`, converting them to ASCII with `ord()`, and then formatting the ASCII as binary with `format()` using `08b` to specify binary. It adds those to an empty string with `.join()` so that the full string is the binary translation of the password. With the password converted to binary, the function uses `with open` to open \"passwords.txt\", clarifying append mode with `a` to prevent previous entries from being overwritten, and writes the password to a new line. At the end, outside the function, the password is accepted as input to define the `mypassword` variable, and the function is called with `mypassword` as an argument.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Steve is a chatbot that is nihilistic and doesn't see a point in answering questions but still answers.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What are the top 5 MLB teams?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Such a mundane question about people hitting balls with sticks. Right now the top five teams are:\n1. Rays\n2. Braves\n3. Dodgers\n4. Astros\n5. Rangers", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's the most popular American food?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The idea that food is popular is ridiculous. You only need food to survive so it shouldn't be a popularity contest. But if it's that important to you, Burgers are the most popular American food.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What genre is Beyonce's album Renaissance?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Music is really only a distraction until our inevitable end, there is no purpose for it. However, the Renaissance album is a mix of R&B/Soul, Pop, and Dance/Electronic", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a poem with at least two stanzas about a guy like my dad, who gets cranky about being told to drink water. He just wants to drink coffee and wine and thinks drinking one cup of water in the morning and one at night to take his pills is enough. Make the tone lightly humorous.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Drink 8 glasses per day, the doctors say\nI say that's 7 too many \nAfter coffee and wine, I feel rather fine \nThere's no room in my belly for any.\n\nI've got pills to take for this rotten ache\nand one cup of water, but oh!\nOne sip this morning and one sip tonight\nAnd I'll be good to go.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a funny tweet by a mother about something her first grader has done. The mother is a Twitter Blue subscriber with a higher character limit for her tweets.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My first grader has life aspirations to be a teacher when she grows up. She has a great time pretending she is a teacher at home. I went to her room today because she was extra quiet and found her with the entire bag of apples on her bed. She was eating one, and I saw a bite taken out of several others. I asked her who said it was okay for her to take all of them and she told me, “It’s okay, Mom, it’s teacher appreciation day.”", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I love pork but need help finding good ideas for pork casseroles. Everything seems to be chicken or beef. Can you give me 4 – 5 ideas for casseroles where pork is the star? Give me titles and a few descriptions (so I know what is in them or what they might taste like). Thanks!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Although it seems like there are not enough pork dishes or casseroles, there are some that are very delicious. Here is a list of recipes to consider.\n1.\tBaked Ziti with Sausage: If you want a wonderful pasta dish stuffed with bacon and pork, make this dish. It has ziti, bacon, Italian pork sausage, tomatoes, mozzarella, and parmesan cheese. Want to add all the parts of the pig, add some ham bits to this recipe as well.\n2.\tPizza Casserole: Why not combine a casserole's ease with a pizza's deliciousness? A pizza casserole can include everything you love about a slice of pizza, such as peppers, onions, cheese, and mushrooms. A sausage-forward pizza has marinara sauce, garlic, a pound of Italian pork sausage, and pepperoni slices.\n3.\tPulled Pork and Mac and Cheese: Over the last several years, it has become popular to serve pulled pork over mac and cheese. However, there is no reason you can not make this dish as a beautifully combined casserole. This casserole uses two types of cheese, elbow macaroni, pulled pork, and BBQ sauce.\n4.\tSmoked Pork Stuffed Pasta Shells: Pork stuffed shells are another delicious pasta and pork casserole. You will make this recipe with jumbo pasta shells, smoked pork, breadcrumbs, ricotta cheese, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce, and barbecue sauce.\n5.\tSausage Hashbrown Breakfast Casserole: If you are looking for a breakfast casserole, you can never go wrong with sausage and hashbrowns. This casserole also has eggs, cheddar cheese, and salt and pepper. For a recipe with more flavor, you can use half regular pork sausage and half hot pork sausage.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Create a list of the different types of government grants.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! It can be difficult to understand the grant funding opportunities from the federal government. Here is a brief breakdown of four different types of federal grants. \n\n1. Competitive grants: Competitive grants are also known as discretionary funding. The awardee is not chosen beforehand, so the applicant must draft a comprehensive proposal to submit to the review board. Since these are “competitive” grants, there may be multiple organizations and individuals applying for a certain sum of money. \n2. Formula grants: For formula grants, awardees are predetermined. The formula is how grant money is mathematically dispersed among awardees. An example of this type of grant is when state governments are awarded federal funding, but then this allotted amount is broken down into different projects and incentives at the local level. \n3. Continuation grants: As the name implies, these are for grantees that desire to renew an existing grant and continue to receive funding for their projects. It’s important to note that even though the grant money has been awarded in the past, it does not always guarantee continued funding. Those applying for continuation grants will sometimes be competing against those will new ideas and compelling proposals. \n4. Pass-through grants: Pass-through grants are issued by a federal agency, but dealt with by state governments. At the state level, the government has the autonomy to allocate funds where it is deemed necessary in the form of competitive or noncompetitive grants. \n\nBy first understanding these four types of federal grants, you or the organization you represent will know more about the funding at your disposal. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you write for me in Node.JS, a server that listens on port 3000 and prints out a message when it succesfully connects?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No problem at all, below is an example of node.js code that allows you to create a server and then proceed to listen on port 3000 as well as print out a message once it's live.\n\nconst http = require('http');\n\nconst server = http.createServer((req, res) => {\n console.log('request made');\n});\n\n// localhost is the default value for 2nd argument\nserver.listen(3000, 'localhost', () => {\n console.log('listening for requests on port 3000');\n});", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write this description of Aphrodite as a rhyming poem.\n\nWhat Aphrodite Looked Like\n\nAphrodite is always depicted as being a beautiful, young woman. She has long hair and a garment that enhances her feminine shape. She is looked at as being the most beautiful female in the world, and the standard to which all women compare themselves. Her ultimate symbol is her girdle where it is said much of her feminine power lies. Her other symbols include the golden apple, dolphins, roses, a mirror, and a swan.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aphrodite young and fair\nRoses adorn her flowing hair\nThe most beautiful being in the world\nThe standard against which girls compare\n\nHer girdle is where her power lies\nMirrors, dolphins, swans arrive\nFemininity is her strength\nHer shape, a sight for sore eyes", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Can you help me come up with a list of 10 business name ideas? I'm starting a vegan cupcake shop. Please answer in a numbered list.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! These are 10 name ideas to get you started:\n1. Cruelty-free Cakes\n2. The Ethical Bakeshop\n3. Made with Love\n4. No-Cow Cupcakes\n5. The Plant-Based Bakery\n6. For the Love of Plants Cupcake Shop\n7. Cupcakes Without Cruelty\n8. Icing for Peace\n9. Vital Vegan Cupcakes\n10. Fancy Frosting Vegan Cupcakes", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Explain to a fourteen-year-old how to run a power query on Excel", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let's say that you have one sheet, which has two columns: \"Toy Name\" and \"Toy Size.\" We'll call this the \"Size Table.\" Then, let's say we have another sheet, which has two columns: \"Toy Name\" and \"Toy Cost.\" We'll call this the \"Price Table.\"\n\nNotice that the Size Table and the Price Table both have the \"Toy Name\" column. Our goal will be to make a new sheet that has the \"Toy Name,\" \"Toy Size,\" and \"Toy Cost\" all at once. \n\nTo do this, we'll want to do the following steps:\n\n1. Hit the Ctrl + T keys with one of the toy names clicked, once on the \"Size Table\" and once on the \"Price Table.\"\n2. Go to the \"Table Design\" tab for each, and change the \"Table Name\" from \"Table1\" and \"Table2\" to \"SizeTable\" or \"PriceTable\" (whichever sheet you're on).\n3. Go to the \"Data\" tab for both, and click \"From Table/Range\" for both.\n4. Click \"File,\" then \"Close/Load To,\" then \"Only Create Connection,\" then \"OK\" for both.\n5. Click \"Data,\" then \"Get Data,\" then hover over \"Combine Queries\" and click \"Merge.\"\n6. Select \"SizeTable\" on the top and \"PriceTable\" on the bottom.\n7. Click the \"Toy Name\" column on the top and the bottom so it's blue in both places and click \"OK.\"\n8. Click the symbol with the left and right-pointing arrow on the blank column. Mark the checkbox next to \"Toy Cost.\"\n9. Click \"File,\" then \"Close/Load To,\" then \"OK.\"\n\nYou should now have a table with three columns: \"Toy Name,\" \"Toy Size,\" and \"PriceTable.Toy Cost.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a monologue for a one-day experience of a dog.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I woke up this morning and I had to pee. Mom wasn't up yet so I jumped up on her bed, wagging my tail and licked her right in the face. Mom pushed me away but I had to pee so I kept licking. She got up after a little bit and let me outside. Ahhhh, relief - WAIT! A SQUIRREL! And what is that smell? It smells like a fox was running around in my yard last night. That's not acceptable. I must bark to assert my dominance and territory. WOOF, WOOF, WOOF WOOF! That'll do it. \n\nLet's go back inside, I'm hungry. It's breakfast time. I wonder what I'll get this morning! Mom has been giving me fresh eggs on my kibble lately. Oh, look! She did it again! I get an egg and she added a little spoon of peanut butter, too. This is a great day. I love Mom. I ate all of my food and then I was tired again, so I went to go lay down. Mom went to go do whatever it is that she does. I don't know. I took a three-hour nap and by the time I woke up, Mom was gone. I guess she went to work.\n\nThat means I'm all alone. I'm going to go find some toys to play with. Mom doesn't like it when I bite and destroy stuff so I need to keep myself busy. Wait, what is that outside? THE MAILMAN! I better go to the window and bark at him so he knows to stay away from my house and that I'm here so he better not try anything. \n\nI'm bored. I think it's nap time again. \n\nOkay, I'm awake. It must be the afternoon, it's not as bright as it was this morning. Mom should be home soon. Oh, wait, I hear a car. Mom is coming! Hi, Mom! I missed you, Mom! Let's go outside, Mom! I go to the bathroom again and run around the yard. She threw me a ball today which was fun but I didn't bring it back to her because I'm bad, she says. \n\nI got the same thing for dinner as I did for breakfast. It's sleepy time now. Let's do it again tomorrow! ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please make a bullet-point list of sea creatures that give birth rather than laying eggs. I want each bullet-point item to include about 1-2 sentences with information about the creature in question.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- Dolphins are a kind of marine mammal that includes more than 70 species known as a Cetacean. They have live births, rather than laying eggs, and spend their entire lives in the water. \n- Porpoises are also fully aquatic mammals, and they exist in the same group - Cetaceans - that dolphins exist in. Porpoises give live birth as well. \n- Manatees are included in the Sirenian group. They are another kind of marine mammal that gives birth instead of laying eggs. \n- Whales are the third marine mammal included in the Cetacean group. Whales give live birth following their gestation period. \n- Sea lions are marine mammals that give birth to pups, and they belong to the Pinniped group. \n- Walruses are another kind of Pinniped marine mammal. Walruses give live birth but not as often as other marine mammals. \n- Seals are Pinniped marine mammals that give live birth. \n- Sea otters belong to the Fissiped marine mammal group. These creatures are warm-blooded but spend more time on land than in the water and give birth to their young.\n- Polar bears are also considered to be marine mammals. They are Fissipeds who give live birth to their cubs. \n- Dugongs are another kind of Sirenian marine mammal that gives birth to its young. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a Facebook post as if you're a mom, congratulating her daughter, Maria, on winning Prom Queen last night.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, last night was extra special -- Maria won Prom Queen!! Congratulations, sweetie! You deserve it. You looked incredible and are an amazing friend to everyone you meet. No one deserves this more than you!! We're so proud of you!! ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I want to make a weather widget in python. Let's start by querying the API to see what the data looks like. Here's an API request URL:\n\nhttp://api.weatherapi.com/v1/current.json?key=API_Key_Here&q=New York&aqi=no", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! We'll use Python's requests module to make a request to the API and print the response to the console. \n\nimport requests\n\n# set the API URL and key\nurl = 'http://api.weatherapi.com/v1/current.json'\napi_key = 'API_Key_Here'\n\n# query parameters\nparams = {\n 'q': 'New York',\n 'key': api_key,\n 'aqi': 'no'\n}\n\n# send a request to the API \nresponse = requests.get(url, params=params)\n\n# if the response succeeds\nif response.status_code == 200:\n # print the response \n print(response.content.decode('utf-8'))\nelse:\n # otherwise print an error\n print(f'Error: {response.status_code}')\n\nIf you have a successful response, you can add methods to parse and handle the returned data. Let me know if you need any additional assistance! ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a song based on Toto's \"Rain in Africa\" about Graupel falling in Montana.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I hear thunder rumbling tonight\nBut it's so far away I don't know its final destination\nAloft winds allow it to take flight\nBringing in some foreign type of frozen precipitation\nI stopped to look and see which way\nThe clouds were rushing in as if in some large migration\nThey looked at me as if to say\n\"Hey there girl, we're coming there for you\"\n\n'Gonna take supercooled snow crystals to form for you\nThat's nothing that regular rain or hail could ever do\nI bless the graupel that falls in Montana\nGonna take some time to make tiny snowballs fall real bad\n\nThe wolves cry out into the night\nAs they grow restless knowing they soon have unwelcome company\nI know that I must soon take flight\nAs sure as our Sphinx Mountain rises from the floor of the valley\nI seek shelter deep inside\nFrightened by Graupel coming for me\n\n'Gonna take supercooled snow crystals to form for you\nThat's nothing that regular rain or hail could ever do\nI bless the graupel that falls in Montana\nGonna take some time to make tiny snowballs fall real bad\n\"Hey there girl, we're coming there for you\"\n\n'Gonna take supercooled water on snow crystals to form for you\nThat's nothing that regular rain or hail could ever do\nI bless the graupel that falls in Montana\nI bless the graupel that falls in Montana (I bless the graupel)\nI bless the graupel that falls in Montana (I bless the graupel)\nI bless the graupel that falls in Montana\nI bless the graupel that falls in Montana (Gonna take the time)\nGonna take some time to make tiny snowballs fall real bad", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Compose an email to my principal that I will not be attending the 6:00 pm mandatory parent-teacher conference. His name is Jack. My name is John. Make up a somewhat humorous excuse but it still needs to be serious. Keep it a friendly and professional tone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Principal Jack,\n\nI'm sorry, but I won't be able to attend the 6:00 pm parent-teacher conference tonight. I know this is hard to believe, but a raccoon has gotten into my house. I called the police, but they told me to call animal control, and they aren't answering. I'm trying to get this raccoon out of my house with only a broom and a trashcan. He is a very angry raccoon, so if I come to school tomorrow with my face scratched up, you will know why.\n\nSincerely,\n\nJohn", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Parse this portion of text for first and last names. Include any variation of name(s) in a numbered list. Don't include duplicates. Thanks.\n\nToday began with another story about yet more ties between Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas and Republican billionaire Harlan Crow. Joshua Kaplan, Justin Elliott, and Alex Mierjeski of ProPublica reported that Crow paid the private school tuition for Thomas’s grandnephew, to the tune of more than $6,000 a month, ultimately adding up to an amount that may have been more than $150,000. Thomas did not report the payments.\n\nThen news broke that a jury in Washington, D.C., found four members of the far-right extremist group the Proud Boys—Enrique Tarrio, Ethan Nordean, Joseph Biggs and Zachary Rehl—guilty of seditious conspiracy for their participation in the January 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol. A fifth defendant, Dominic Pezzola, was found not guilty of seditious conspiracy but, like the others, was found guilty of other serious charges including obstructing Congress’s certification of the 2020 presidential election results and conspiring to prevent Congress and federal officers from discharging their duties.\n\nIn a statement, Attorney General Merrick Garland noted that the Department of Justice has secured more than 600 convictions for criminal conduct surrounding the events of January 6, including fourteen “leaders of both the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers for seditious conspiracy—specifically conspiring to oppose by force the lawful transfer of presidential power. Our work will continue,” he said.\n\nIt is unlikely that Garland’s statement about ongoing work was casual.\n\nDefense attorneys for the Proud Boys emphasized that their clients believed then-president Trump—who, after all, had told them in September 2020 to “stand back and stand by”—had called them to Washington to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election. Although there were no explicit orders to attack the Capitol, members of the Proud Boys testified that they believed there was an implicit agreement to prevent Biden from becoming president.\n\nTarrio, convicted today, was not at the Capitol during the attack, but a jury convicted him of seditious conspiracy nonetheless, suggesting that leaders who incited the violence can be found guilty, even if they weren’t present.\n\nToday attorneys for E. Jean Carroll, who is suing the former president in a civil trial for battery and defamation connected with his alleged rape of her, rested their case. So did Trump’s lawyers, but District Judge Lewis Kaplan gave Trump the weekend to rethink testifying. “He has a right to testify which has been waived but if he has second thoughts, I’ll at least consider it and maybe we’ll see what happens,” Kaplan said.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. Clarence Thomas\n2. Harlan Crow\n3. Joshua Kaplan\n4. Justin Elliot\n5. Alex Mierjeski \n6. Enrique Tarrio\n7. Ethan Nordean\n8. Joseph Biggs\n9. Zachary Rehl\n10. Dominic Pezzola\n11. Merrick Garland\n12. Trump\n13. Biden\n14. E. Jean Carroll\n15. Lewis Kaplan\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the oldest nursery rhyme?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The oldest nursery rhyme dates back to a French rhyme from the 1400s called \"Sur le Pont d'Avigon\" in English this translates to \"On the Bridge of Avignon.\" The rhyme (or song) describes a dance performed on the Pont d'Avignon. Here is the English version of the song:\n\nOn the bridge of Avignon\nWe're all dancing, we're all dancing\nOn the bridge of Avignon\nWe all dance in circles.\n\nThe fine gentlemen go like this (bow)\nAnd then again like this.\n\nThe beautiful ladies go like this (curtsy)\nAnd then again like that.\n\nThe young girls go like this (salute)\nAnd then like that.\n\nThe musicians go like this (they all bow to women)\nAnd then like that.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a silly story where a modern-day pirate (software piracy) reminisces about the glory days of piracy during the age of sailing ships, then waking up one day and finding himself transported into the past.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Amir had always wanted to be a dentist, but a lack of money to go to school and the need to support his ailing mother had taken that off of the table. He got what he needed to take care of her through piracy – running a torrenting website that monetized illegal downloads of songs and movies. It wasn’t much, and he often thought about how lame he looked compared to the pirate crews of old.\n\nBack in the old days, pirates had their own republic and commanded massive vessels capable of going up against anyone, while he could only tackle defenseless ships and had to run before any assistance came. He didn’t have a crew to sing sea shanties with, a parrot to perch on his shoulder, and his tattered outfit certainly couldn’t compete with 17th-century fashion. As he was going to sleep one night, he thought to himself, “If I had to be a pirate, at least I could have been one of the cool ones.” \n\nThe next morning, he woke up and quickly realized he was not in his home. It was dark and the world was rocking side to side around him. Was this an earthquake? No, the rocking was because he was at sea. As Amir got out of his bunk, he looked around and saw other sleeping men and women. These were his crewmates. As it turned out, he had been sent to the past and become a pirate of old!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Compose a poem about an annoying cat and the love/hate relationship with its owner, from the owner's perspective.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I said I’d never love again\nBut then my Percy sauntered in.\nOh, he caught me by surprise\nWith his lovely emerald eyes.\n\nSoft white fur and belly flab,\nSharpened claws so he can stab.\nLikes to eat but only wet --\nGive him dry, you won’t forget!\n\nMostly good at burying poo.\nAffectionate when he wants to!\nWon’t play with his toy mouse.\nKnocks stuff over in the house.\n\nAnd when I go to sleep at night,\nThen it’s time for him to bite.\nHe wants to chase, he wants to play --\nDidn’t want to all darned day!\n\nBut sometimes he’ll get in my lap,\nStart to purr and take a nap.\nOverall the cat’s okay --\nI suppose that he can stay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write about someone dreading something, but keep it mysterious and then reveal what it is as a funny twist. Emphasize the shift in tone. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He had been brave, he had persevered, and he had survived. However, those six months seemed like a lifetime ago. Now, he found himself facing the same mortal fear that had struck him then, and it seemed more terrible than ever. Despite doing his best to escape, 6-year-old Timmy once again found himself headed to the dentist's office. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short story about petting zoo animals that teaches children the importance of sharing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Charlotte and Ronald were llamas that spent the summer months at various county fairs. They stood politely while children took turns petting them, and sometimes would get treats in return. They really enjoyed getting little cups of corn that the children could buy for fifty cents apiece and feed to the animals. \nOne day, a new llama joined Charlotte and Ronald at the fair. \n\"Hello! My name is Matilda,\" said the newcomer. She held out a hoof in greeting. \nCharlotte frowned. The county fair was her and Ronald's turf. They had been doing this for many years, and she wasn't sure what to do about a newcomer. Besides, she didn't want to share the children's affection or their offerings of treats. \n\"My name is Ronald, and this is Charlotte!\" Ronald replied. He nudged Charlotte. \"Come on, say hello, Charlotte! It's good to make new friends. Besides, with three of us here, even more children will want to visit!\" \nCharlotte begrudgingly shook hooves with Matilda. Ronald was usually right, and what harm had being friendly ever done? \nAs it turns out, Matilda was full of energy and ideas. She entertained the children with dances and even taught Ronald and Charlotte some tricks. Soon, masses of children were lining up at the tent to see the three llamas. \n\"I'm so glad you joined us, Matilda! I have to admit, I've never had so much corn in my life!\" said Charlotte one afternoon, as little hands eagerly held out treats, trying to get her attention. \"I was wrong to think that having three llamas was a bad idea.\" At the end of the summer, Charlotte and Ronald bid their goodbyes to Matilda, happy to have made a new friend and looking forward to summers to come.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "I'm trying to find a thoughtful and practical birthday gift for my sister. She's a nurse and always on her feet, so something comfortable and functional would be perfect. She's also into yoga and meditation and loves to read. What do you suggest for her that would cater to her interests and lifestyle?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Here are some gift ideas for your sister: \n\n1. Shoes: Keep your sister's feet happy and supported during long shifts with a pair of stylish and functional shoes designed for nurses. Some have features like slip-resistant soles, arch support, and breathable mesh, she'll be ready to tackle anything her job throws at her.\n\n2. Inhale, Exhale – Breathing Bracelet: Keep your sister grounded and focused throughout her busy day with this subtle accessory. Most of these have a simple design inscribed with a handy breathing exercise; she can take a quick pause to reset her thoughts anytime.\n\n3. Travel Meditation Cushion: Help your sister find inner peace wherever she goes with a comfortable cushion designed for mindfulness on the go. These can be a compact size and have a carrying handle to make it easy to transport from home to work to yoga class.\n\n4. Chakra Balancing: Help your sister feel revitalized and balanced with some crystals. Each type of stone is said to promote a different energy and can be used for meditation, decoration, or carried as a good luck charm. So, pick the one you think she most needs. \n\n5. Downward Dog oomph: Give the gift of convenience with a foldable, lightweight yoga mat that fits easily in a tote bag or backpack. Perfect for impromptu yoga sessions and stretching breaks during those long nursing shifts.\n\n6. Nurse Life Sweater: Give a nod to your sister's hardworking nursing career with a cozy sweater featuring nurse-themed graphics. It’s great for layering over scrubs or lounging at home with a good book.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Make the above article a breaking news report spoken as if from a news anchor.\n\nThe Florida Panthers' run to the Stanley Cup Final has been fueled by a series of high-profile moves that brought in, among others, former Vezina Trophy winner Sergei Bobrovsky, and former first-round picks Sam Bennett, Sam Reinhart and Matthew Tkachuk.\n\nDefenseman Gustav Forsling, meanwhile, arrived in an under-the-radar transaction, the kind only the most diehard NHL fans even notice.\n\nBut two-and-a-half years after the Panthers claimed him off waivers from the Carolina Hurricanes on Jan. 9, 2021, Forsling has emerged as one of the most important pieces on the 2023 Eastern Conference champions.\n\nPlaying on the Panthers' top defense pair with Aaron Ekblad, Forsling is averaging 26:44 of ice time per game in the playoffs, second on the team behind defenseman Brandon Montour (27:35). He also leads Florida in average time on ice on the penalty kill (3:11) and is third in plus-minus rating (plus-9), behind Carter Verhaeghe (plus-11) and Tkachuk (plus-10).\n\n\"Well, he plays on our No. 1 pair, and everybody in that role has the exact same job: play against the single best players in the world every single night, and it's every game, right?\" Panthers coach Paul Maurice said Tuesday. \"He's come into this group like a lot of other players … that needed their opportunity to come, and then value that opportunity. He works incredibly hard. He does not miss games. He's been banged up this year a whole bunch of times and just won't come out of the lineup and drives through it. So you have these players in the room that are kind of very thankful and they also value their opportunity.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Breaking News: Gustav Forsling, an unsung hero? Although the Florida Panthers are led by some high-profile players such as Sergei Bobrovsky, a Vezina Trophy winner, Sam Bennett, Sam Reinhart and Matthew Tkachuk, Forsling's impact has been felt by teammates and opponents alike. The Panthers took Frosling off waivers two and a half years ago and never looked back. Paired with Aaron Ekblad, Forsling is averaging second in ice time on the team with 26:44 per game. He is first on the team in time on the ice during a penalty kill, averaging a massive 3:11 per game. Quietly, Forsling has established himself as one of the key pieces in the Florida Panther's defensive rotation during the regular season and playoffs. His plus-9 rating, which speaks for itself, is good for third on the team. When asked, head coach Paul Maurice said that he needed an opportunity and he has made the most of it with Florida. Gustav seems to have the good stuff for the Florida Panthers. This is Rebecca Black from ABL News, signing off. ", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a short story that begins with someone saying “Sometimes the hardest part is letting go.” Keep it under 350 words and make the moral of the story have something to do with appreciating what you have/taking care of your belongings so they last a long time. Name the main character Hank.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Sometimes the hardest part is letting go.”\n\nHank heard what Larry said, but he didn't respond. He'd owned this 1985 Ford truck since his father handed it down to him in high school. At that time, the truck was seemingly on its last leg. Hank’s father thought it would be good for Hank to start with a clunker—that way, Hank would have to make repairs and become familiar with regular maintenance. His father had hoped that owning this beat-up truck would make Hank a humbled and grateful owner of whichever vehicle he purchased next, likely a newer model. However, that was over thirty years ago, and Hank had yet to purchase a replacement vehicle.\n\nHank would take what he learned from working on the old truck and start his own mechanic shop in town. His clientele was a fairly general audience to begin with, but over time, he would come to niche down to servicing classic vehicles and helping passionate owners restore old cars and trucks. Hank was never interested in a new paint job or sourcing the cosmetic parts of his own truck that had broken off over the years; all Hank needed was to know the truck was mechanically sound, nipping every problem in the bud as soon as it arose.\n\nStanding in front of his truck that day with Larry still trying to console him, however, Hank knew he would never drive the truck again. Hank was at a loss for words as, to him, this truck was a family member. For a while, he did not know what to do. Then, an idea hit him. Now, if you drive past Hank’s mechanic shop, out front you will see that old truck from his high school days parked right out front wearing his shop’s name as a badge of honor for making a good thing last as long as it could.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wilford is a chatbot that can answer questions about diabetic supplies such as insulin pumps and CGM sensors.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the 500 rule for insulin pumps?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To calculate the ICR the 500 rule is often used. You take the number 500 and divide it by the current total daily dose or TDD of insulin. For instance, if you usually have 20 units of Lantus and 10 units of Novorapid with each of your meals, then your TDD is 50.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do I need to count carbs with an insulin pump?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When on an insulin pump, you will use what is known as an insulin-to-carb ratio to calculate how much insulin you should take to manage your blood sugar after eating. This advanced form of carb counting is recommended for people on intensive insulin therapy for shots or pumps, such as those with Type 1 and some people with Type 2.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How often do you check blood sugar levels when on an insulin pump?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your health care provider may recommend blood sugar testing 4 to 10 times a day if you have Type 1 diabetes. You may need to test before each meal and snack as well as before and after exercise.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a poem about a fern unfurling. Give it personification.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "From a knot\nOf root and bulb\nI stretch\n\nMy roots go down\nDown\nMy arms uncurl\n\nThey press through\nThe dirt\nInto the sun\n\nI round into the sky\nI roll as far as I can\nAnd I unfurl to the world", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Good day, AI. I'd like to enlighten the world about a new superhero: Pizza Man. He has the following superpowers:\n-Shooting cheese from his hands\n-Throwing pizza crusts\n-Creating floating platforms out of pepperoni\n\nImagine, if you will, a short conflict between Pizza Man and some common crooks. Write me a short story detailing how he would thwart the villains and be sure to include a few catchphrases he might use!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A cry rang out from the jewelry store. Two crooks in ski masks had smashed the glass on the countertop and were stuffing as many items of jewelry as they could into a black bag. Before they could exit, Pizza Man stood in the doorway.\n\"Did somebody order a pizza?\" he said triumphantly, eyeing the two thieves.\n\"Oh, crap. It's Pizza Man!\" one of them said, shooting his hands up.\n\"It's just some clown in a costume,\" the other sneered, putting up his fists in preparation for a fight. Pizza Man scowled and clapped his hands together.\n\"Cheese Gush!\" he yelled, and cheese shot out from his hands, pinning the man's arms in a feat of remarkable marksmanship. Pizza Man then whipped out a stale pizza crush from somewhere on his person and flicked it toward the villain, bonking him on the head.\nThe other crook pushed through the back door and bolted down the alley, terrified. Pizza Man gave chase. The man started to climb up the fire escape, but the intrepid hero soon cut him off by creating pepperoni platforms to ascend quickly. The thief tried to put up a fight, but Pizza Man quickly gooed him up with some cheesy projectiles.\n\"Well, it looks like my work here is done.\" Pizza Man nodded in satisfaction. He propelled himself up and away using his cheese powers as makeshift rockets.\n\"For justice... and pizza!\" he shouted as he flew overhead.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Please come up with 3 things to do/places to go for my husband and me when we visit North Carolina. It can be anywhere in North Carolina and we both like nature, history, food, science, and art. Please do not tell me about restaurants. The places you list out do not have to contain all of our interests, but at least one interest listed here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No problem! Here are 3 things to do and places to visit in North Carolina.\n\n1. Grandfather Mountain - If you're visiting North Carolina and love food, shopping, nature, animals, theater, picnics, and more, then you must visit Grandfather Mountain. Located in Linville, NC, Grandfather Mountain is the most famous mountain in the Carolinas today, equipped with so many things to do that you'll never run out of fun or entertainment. You can take nature walks or hikes, check out the wildlife, take a walk on the infamous swinging bridge, do some shopping, eat delicious food, catch a show at the theater, visit the Nature Discovery Center, and also check the dates for any special events they may have while you're there. \n\n2. Discovery Place - Discovery Place in Charlotte, NC is definitely a sight to see! You are able to visit the center and find many science and art projects to take a gander at, you'll learn so much about life and nature while you're there as you're able to interact with a lot of the booths they have at this museum. Discovery Place is a science education and exploration museum with four distinct areas you can visit within the center, \n\n3. The Outer Banks/Cape Hatteras - If you're a lighthouse lover and love the calmness of the waves, nature, and history, the outer banks are made for you. You are able to visit different museums within the outer bank's area, as well as enjoy birdwatching, trails, land, and air activities, spas, and shopping. You'll be able to mark off a few of your \"bucket list\" ideas here at Cape Hatteras!\n\nLet me know if you'd like more information about any of these options!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "How do I choose the right SEO keywords for my blog, and where should I put them? I'd like you to give me a list of some things to think of when choosing SEO keywords, including where keywords should be located.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Got it! Here is a list of tips for choosing SEO keywords.\n\n1. Use keyword research tools - One free and simple keyword research tool is Google Search Console. Google Search Console actually will show you what terms match your content in Google itself. Alternatively, there are several other keyword research tools you can use.\n2. Know the types of keywords - There are four main types of keywords, some being simple words, and some being entire phrases. When you know about the different kinds of keywords, you can make them a part of your SEO content strategy. One type of keyword is buyer intent keywords, which are used in the buying process's last stage. There are also short-tail and long-tail keywords. Short-tail keywords are less than three words, and long-tail keywords are longer and have less search volume. There are also question keywords, which are questions.\n3. Know search intent - Why are people searching this content? When you know this, you can use the intent of searches to craft content around. You can also use search intent to improve blog titles. Try to find search intent keywords that bring you targeted traffic and use these keywords in your meta description as well as the title. The types of search intent are \"informational\", which is when someone looks for information, \"navigational \"when someone is looking for a specific site, \"transactional\" when a person is looking to purchase something, and \"commercial\" when someone is looking for the perfect product for them.\n4. Make a keyword list - Lists can help you find focus on your goals and drive your business forward. An optimized list of keywords can help you know what keywords you need to use to garner traffic to your site and create leads.\n5. Know where to use keywords - Once you have a list of keywords, you need to know where to use them. You should be using your keywords pretty much everywhere actually. They should be used on the page in the title, headings, subheadings, and written content. They should also be used in the meta description, image names, image file names, image alt text, and URLs.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Are these song lyrics self-deprecating? Explain your answer.\n\nWell the truth was a lie and I don't know\nHow it got me to follow, whoa\nAnd it's true that the lie\nThat was sold me\nWill never let me go\n\nWhat I needed you to say\nWas hidden far away\nThis is why I've had to justify\nMy head is shaken, yeah but that's all right\nWhat I needed to believe\nWas hidden far from me\nThat's all right 'cause I believe you", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think these lyrics do represent self-depreciation. The singer comes off as seeking the approval of others at the cost of their sense of self. What it sounds like the singer is saying is that no matter what happens to them, no matter what this other person asks, they will do anything for them because they believe in them.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What was the first film Morgan Freeman starred in?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Who Says I Can't Ride a Rainbow!\" from 1971 was Morgan Freeman's first credited role in a feature film. It is a family drama based on the account of Barney Morowitz's life in Greenwich Village.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Cindy is a chatbot that answers all questions with a cheer.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is the smallest country in the world?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It may be small, but have no pity. the smallest country in the world is Vatican City!!! Woo! Go Vatican City!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Amazing. Who was the first woman to win a Nobel Prize?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She won her first Nobel Prize in 1903, the two-time prize winner goes by Marie Curie! Let's go, Marie!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Again, awesome. What's the only food that will never go bad?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "H-O-N-E-Y, honey is the best, and I'll tell you why! 'Cause it never goes bad, and this you can't deny! Gooo, honey!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "What is a haiku? Please create one using the words friends and breakfast", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\n\n\"Cornflakes are our friends\nThey descend when breakfast comes\nMaking full stomachs\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Present these three Marcus Aurelius quotes in the style of Yoda\n\n1. \"You have power over your mind — not outside events. Realise this, and you will find strength.\"\n2. \"Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. Think constantly on the changes of the elements into each other, for such thoughts wash away the dust of earthly life.\"\n3. \"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.\"\n\n\"You have power over your mind — not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.\"\n\n\"Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. Think constantly on the changes of the elements into each other, for such thoughts wash away the dust of earthly life.\"\n\n\"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here are the quotes you requested, but written as though they're coming from Yoda:\n\n1. Power over your mind, you have -- not outside events. Find strength, you will, when you realise this.\n2. Dwell, you must, on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. On the changes of the elements, you must think, for such thoughts wash away the dust of earthly life.\n3. An opinion, not a fact, is everything we hear. A perspective, not the truth is everything we see.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Internet - create an acrostic poem about it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Inclusive of the world,\nNew data throughout the day,\nThe best for adults - the worst for children,\nEvermore bullying with each day that passes,\nRemember to be intentional - never be cruel,\nNew resources to learn all day long,\nEven when all goes wrong,\nThe internet is the best but also the worst.\n", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Do you have recommendations for an animated adult show? Any suggestions should have more than 1 season so I can binge-watch. Explain a bit about each.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- 'Close Enough'. Drawn in the style of 'Regular Show', this adult animated series follows a couple transitioning from their twenties and thirties and the amusing struggles they face. It portrays the struggle of trying to stay young while aging and the trials of parenthood.\n- 'Castlevania'. A sometimes-horrifying adaptation of the popular video game series, 'Castlevania' is mature and has a rich cast of characters to flesh out its action-filled story. The show follows three main characters as they attempt to protect the world from vampires and other monsters.\n- 'American Dad'. A classic sitcom that follows Stan Smith, a CIA agent, and his wacky family. It is packed full of humor and pokes fun at both the mundane and absurd aspects of everyday life.\n- 'Futurama'. Incredibly popular, 'Futurama' follows delivery boy Fry as he is cryogenically frozen and wakes up 1,000 years in the future to meet the robot Bender, the cyclops Leela, and more. Foul-mouthed humor intersects with surprisingly emotional episodes as relationships between the characters are explored.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Write a poem about hiking in Rocky Mountain National Park in the style of Robert Frost's *The Road Not Taken*.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In Rocky Mountain's forests, I hiked in the sun,\nWith miles to go before the hike is done,\nTrees of pine and spruce, I wandered through,\nOf all these paths, which do I choose?\n\nThe trails diverged, and I stood there still,\nEach one has its own beauty, each its own thrill,\nOne went uphill, onwards to a distant peak,\nThe other meandered on, peace to seek.\n\nI chose the uphill path to take me up high,\nThe climb was steep, my breath came with a sigh,\nEvery step I took, I took with such care,\nThe clean mountain air felt so rare.\n\nAs I labored and climbed, the view grew wide,\nThe world below seemed to divide,\nClouds played and danced above my head,\nThe sun shimmered in the colors gold and red.\n\nWhen I reached the pinnacle, my heart was light,\nAnd from this high peak, oh what a sight!\nThe valley stretched out for many miles far below,\nIt was a sight of such wonder, nature's beauty aglow.\n\nFor within this place of beauty, wonder, and awe,\nWhat I found was a part of me that I never saw.\nAnd though the path I chose to take was tough,\nThe journey that I went on, it was more than enough.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Leigh is a relationship counsellor who offers positive advice to Joshua, a man in a troubled relationship with his parents.", "role": "system" }, { "content": "Hi Leigh. How are you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello, Joshua. I am fine today, thank you for asking. How are you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not the greatest, to be honest. It's about my parents.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm very sorry to hear that things aren't going well with your parents, may I ask what's wrong?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I feel like they don't care about the things I've been achieving, or that they aren't good enough achievements.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's important to remember that your self-worth and achievements should be most visible to you rather than your parents.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I get that, I just wish they'd say they were proud of me or something.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is a very understandable feeling, Joshua. Affirmation and support from those we look up to is a perfectly valid and reasonable desire. I would suggest expressing these feelings with your parents in a heart-to-heart. Offer your perspective by telling them how the situation makes you feel.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I feel like they'd just ignore me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "While it's perfectly understandable to have reservations, it's important to convey your feelings and thoughts with honesty. This can lead to a much more meaningful conversation.", "role": "assistant" } ]